00:22Look what I found at the flea market!
00:24Dude, is that Tomatopotamus too?
00:27That's the best one in the entire series!
00:30Tomatopotamus never worked in 3D.
00:32Game companies always ruin their beloved franchises.
00:34And they never should have changed the color of Tomatopotamus' legs.
00:37We used to play that all the time!
00:39Why did we ever stop?
00:40The game was built with a microchip made from sparsium,
00:43a rare alloy that proved more valuable than the cartridge itself.
00:47All existing copies were recalled and melted down years ago.
00:51Well, they didn't get every copy.
01:02Eat ketchup, Sonic!
01:04Did I remind you that I'm the undefeated Tomatopotamus champ?
01:07Maybe you should put your tomato where your mouth is.
01:11Tell you what, if any of you noobs can take me down, chili dogs are on me.
01:17My latest creation will surely destroy Sonic!
01:20I've never heard you make that claim before.
01:22This time it's different.
01:24I'm going to program Fiendbot with everything that's known about Sonic.
01:27He'll be able to anticipate that spiky blue hamster's every move!
01:31So what do you got?
01:32Come on, let's hear some pictures!
01:33Sonic's fast!
01:34And he's blue!
01:35He's brash and cocky.
01:37He's got rugged good looks!
01:39I mean, he's got red shoes.
01:41Come on, come on, come on!
01:47Ow!
01:48Bet you all thought I'd be the first one out,
01:50but the stereotype that girls are bad at video games is not only offensive,
01:54but clearly I'm...
01:58Never mind.
01:58You sweating yet, Nux?
02:01I never sweat.
02:02I have a glandular problem.
02:07We've reached hour 14 of the Great Tomatopotamus Challenge.
02:11Looks like we're about to cross over to level 27.
02:14No one's ever made it this far before.
02:19Ooh, it's an underwater level!
02:23No!
02:27Stupid water!
02:29Oh, ho, ho, ho!
02:30Ooh, yeah!
02:33Lalalalalalalalala!
02:33Whoa!
02:34Woohoo!
02:35I did it!
02:36Read and Weep!
02:37Sonic number two!
02:39Ho!
02:40And what's this?
02:41A name above Sonic?
02:43It's Knuckles' it number one!
02:45Forever etched on the Tomatopotamus scoreboard!
02:49Yeah, yeah, you're the King Potamus.
02:50So what do you want on your chili dog?
02:52Do they have Sonic tears?
02:54Because those taste the sweetest.
02:58And now to input the video data.
03:00Or is it data?
03:01Data.
03:02Data.
03:03Oh, great.
03:04Now neither of them sounds right.
03:05Or is it neither?
03:06Ah, well.
03:14I don't know.
03:36Oh, good. You're awake, lazybones. Ready for a test drive?
03:40One dozen chili dogs made from the finest ingredients.
03:44And by finest, I mean not yet expired.
03:47Forget that last part.
03:49Oh, Sonic! I've got some swift impending doom for you!
03:58Allow me to introduce Fiendbot. He already knows you.
04:02Oh, really? Well, tell Fiendbot I look forward to seeing him in a landfill. Real...
04:08Before each battle, Sonic engages in witty banter for an average of 3.5 seconds, allowing time for targeted attack.
04:15You really do know me. But have you met my... spin attack?
04:22Seventy-two percent of Sonic's spin attacks veer right eight degrees.
04:37You saved my life. Thank you, Sonic. Thank you.
04:49What are you waiting for? Finish him off!
04:51New data analysis complete. Sonic, not enemy. Sonic... friend?
04:56Good one, Fiendbot. It looks like I accidentally programmed you with my trademark sardonic wit.
05:01The joy at parties, but not ideal for battle.
05:07Fiendbot, this isn't funny. I can't believe you're turning against me.
05:10Especially after I went to the trouble of programming you with my trademark sardonic wit.
05:22So, uh, thanks for saving me from... well, you, I guess.
05:26See you around.
05:42Look, you can't follow me. My friends don't like it when I bring home giant destructive robots.
05:51All right, I got your chili dogs. You can quit gloating now.
05:57Mmm. Tastes like victory. And old socks?
06:02What was that?
06:04Not a giant killer robot that followed me here, that's for sure.
06:07An Eggman robot!
06:09Let's turn it into scrap metal, then recycle it responsibly.
06:13There's no need. Fiendbot won't attack us.
06:15Sonic, not to doubt your judgment, but he was clearly created by Eggman.
06:21He's covered in missile launchers?
06:23His name's Fiendbot, for crying out loud!
06:26I see what you're getting at. Fiendbot does have a harsh ring to it.
06:30What if we change it to something completely different?
06:32I know! Friendbot!
06:34Dude, tales couldn't have been any clearer, and you still missed the point!
06:40Whoa. Is this how you guys feel every time I open my mouth?
06:43Mm-hmm.
06:44What are you doing with your heads?
06:46Friendbot could have destroyed me, but he didn't.
06:49Big deal. I could destroy you all the time.
06:52Destroy? Potential threat to Sonic detected.
06:56Whoa, whoa! No need to blast Knuckles out of existence. We're all friends here.
07:02Seriously, though, give him a chance.
07:06My error was making Fiendbot sentient.
07:09Well, I'm not going to make that mistake again.
07:12That's why I created this.
07:15Hey, good looking. Welcome to the team.
07:18This energy blaster is programmed with all the same sonic intel as Fiendbot,
07:22but with none of the robot brainpower.
07:24I understand.
07:25We'll talk later, hot stuff.
07:27Now it's not enough.
07:27Yeah!
07:29Ah!
07:34Ah!
07:39Ah!
07:46Ah!
07:50Does he have to come with us to Med Burger?
07:52He doesn't even eat food.
07:54Come on, Knuckles. That's not fair.
07:56You know Med Burger's not food.
08:01Did you miss me?
08:02How can we miss you? You never go away.
08:29Hey, I'm fighting a big robot, too, you know.
08:41Quit it, fiendbot. I'm supposed to be the strong guy on this team.
08:46Hey!
08:54Time to bring out the big guns.
08:56Well, gun.
09:03Friend.
09:17He saved Sonic.
09:19Sonic was right.
09:20Friendbot did deserve that name change after all.
09:39Give it to me straight, Tails. How bad is it?
09:42Friendbot's AI processor was destroyed in the blast. I'd replace it, but Eggman made it out of sparsium. I know
09:48where we can get some, but you're not gonna like it.
09:51You mean my high score will be erased?
09:55Oh, Dilemma, thy name is Tomato Potamus.
10:02Okay, here goes nothing.
10:09System reboot complete. Friends acknowledged.
10:16And I made one extra adjustment.
10:25What's wrong, Sonic?
10:26I was just thinking. Friendbot's too big to fit in any of our houses. Where are we supposed to keep
10:31him?
10:33Things will be better this way. You'll live out here where there's plenty of space and we'll come visit you
10:38all the time. And if we need you, we'll just call you on your new team communicator.
10:42Sonic's voice 93% more reassuring than usual. Trust mode activated.
10:54These are former Eggman robots just like you. You should have lots in common.
10:59They're not the brightest. They could use someone strong like you to take care of them.
11:03Responsibility acknowledged. Farewell sequence initiated.
11:10Friendbot, promise me you'll never forget that I'm the Tomato Potamus champion, not Sonic.
11:16Memory stored.
11:18In your face.
11:20.
11:21.
11:21.
11:21.
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