00:20Patience, folks. I assure you, everyone will get the opportunity to see the amazing haunted forest.
00:27And to pay me $27.50?
00:30Out of the way, bozo. Move it or lose it, Toots. Big egg on campus coming through.
00:50This place isn't so scary.
00:55What is it?
00:56A proposal for government-mandated healthcare.
00:59Life for your lives!
01:02What a fraidy cat. Whatever it is she's supposed to be. Who'd be scared of this junk?
01:06Rubber bats? Glowing eyes? Cardboard moon?
01:10And a real ghost!
01:24Faster, you copper clods. That ghost is haunting me. I need to find a way to exorcise him.
01:29Why don't you let him borrow your gym membership? Clearly you never use it.
01:37Check it out. Eggman's still freaked out from last night. What do you say we mess with him?
01:41It seems wrong to prey on Eggman's emotions when he's in such a fragile state. Did I say wrong? I
01:47meant hilarious!
01:51What? What's that?
01:53What? What's that?
02:04Shhh!
02:06This is just sad.
02:08Great. Now you've gotta make me feel guilty.
02:10Stop your blubbering egghead. It was just me. Ghosts aren't real.
02:14Yes, they are!
02:16Who else do you explain this blurry photograph?
02:20Bad photography? Come with me. I'll prove there's no such thing as ghosts.
02:26I usually reserve the daytime walkthrough for preschoolers. But since you insisted...
02:32As you can see, it's all just cheap special effects and atmosphere music.
02:41Turn tape over for more fun-filled sounds of... horror.
02:47When you step here, it triggers the ghost drop.
02:52AHHHHH!
02:58What did I tell ya? No such thing as ghosts.
03:01No, I've got nothing to fear. Except maybe that numbness in my left arm. I'm sure it's nothing.
03:18No, ghosts aren't real. This is all a trick. Just like Barker showed me.
03:26Oh, that's no good.
03:28AHHHHH!
03:29Ghosts aren't real!
03:32I've heard of this before. Some good-looking entrepreneur type opens a humble haunted attraction on the smallest of Gogoba
03:41burial grounds only to anger the spirit world and send a cavalcade of ghouls.
03:46Straight into my lair! So this is all your fault!
03:49Now, let's not point numb fingers. I'm sure everything's gonna be just fine.
03:55Easy for you to say. You don't have to live in a haunted lair!
03:57I'm a reasonable fellow. I'm not gonna just leave you in your time of need. How about I take that
04:03lair off your hands? Free you of the burden of ghost ownership.
04:07And what guarantee do I get that the ghosts won't follow me?
04:09Ooh, you're a shrewd businessman. I'll just have to stipulate that the sale includes any and all items inside the
04:17lair. After all, ghosts are powerless against red tape.
04:26The old Eggman negotiating skills. Still got it!
04:38It's 2.30 in the afternoon. People are trying to sleep!
04:43Huh?
04:48Since my lair is full of 100% certified evil spirits, I had to sell the place to Barker!
04:54Looks like we're gonna be beach buddies!
04:58NOOOOO!
05:00Okay, we're going to get to the bottom of-
05:02What's going on here?
05:04Welcome, Thrillseekers! To the most fear-inducing attraction yet! The Deadly Lair!
05:11Have you gone mad? You'll anger the spirit world again!
05:14Don't be daft, Egghead. Barker conned you. He was just looking for a bigger, better venue for his attraction. I'll
05:20show you.
05:22Huh?
05:23That'll be 50 bucks.
05:26Each.
05:26I'll tell you what you're waiting for.
05:47Ahh!!!
05:50Now, actually, you must have revenge.
05:50Oh, wait for me!
05:51Oh?
05:54Oh
05:54It's no ghost it's nothing but smoke and mirrors what makes you so sure well for starters the smoke and
06:00the mirrors and
06:02Then there's the digital projection of the ghost
06:13You conned me give me back my lair sorry egg man the deals a deal
06:18Oh, yeah, well, let's see what my robots have to say about that
06:22Don't you mean my robots the sale included any and all items inside the lair remember
06:35No, you can't do this to me I created you he's a crook there aren't any real ghosts in there
06:41It's a sham
06:47Mr.. Barker is that hysterical lunatic ranting the truth
06:53No, of course not this layer really is haunted what would I have to gain from lying to you good
06:59people?
07:01Oh
07:05Come back there are more reprehensible attractions out there at least I'm not hurting any whales
07:13Great after everyone saw me getting tossed out of my own lair. They don't respect or fear me anymore time
07:19to call in the big guns
07:23Okay, my turn
07:30Oh
07:32Your impression has gotten so much better. Hey doc. You're in my head
07:36Yeah, I got plenty of room in here, too
07:39Listen, I need you two dimwits to help me retake the lair
07:47Not so fast Barker
07:52It's over Sonic the denouement the final crescendo
07:57Your meddling cost me my business now prepare to make acquaintance with your demise for it is imminent
08:06For all Eggman's faults at least I understood what he was saying
08:10Automatons
08:19Ah
08:30Alimentating
08:30When i master yourечь is out of time
08:30I,'m i, likeЗv
08:36Yes, it was a smart
08:38Mario, he isn't about to watch your future
08:40Bottom
08:50Whoa! Why are we having so much trouble here?
08:53We fight these Jabba bots all the time!
08:55Barker's running plays we've never seen before.
08:57This guy's got a real strategy.
08:59Strategy or not, I'm gonna get to smashing.
09:03Huh?
09:05Oh!
09:10Okay, let's try that again.
09:16We're in the HQ room, boss.
09:18Perfect. Now head to the console.
09:27Sir, we need to keep our volume at a sensible level.
09:31What? I can't hear you. You'll have to be louder.
09:38First things first, I need you to delete my internet search history.
09:41But don't look at it!
09:42Now, install the virus.
09:55It looks like all these old robots needed was a new business plan.
10:00And as CEO of Eggman Industries...
10:02Really ought to change that name.
10:04I assure you, you'll all be torn to shreds with the utmost efficiency.
10:10That's a relief.
10:23This is mutiny!
10:29Yep. Heard of this before.
10:30Looks like your robots have contracted the anti-Allegions virus.
10:34They're not gonna stop until they've destroyed their master.
10:36Hey, that's you, isn't it?
10:39You gotta do something!
10:41Tell you what!
10:42Since I'm a reasonable fellow, I'm not gonna leave you in your time of need.
10:46How about I take that lair off your hands?
10:49Once I'm their master, you'll be off the hook.
10:56Take it!
11:12Eggman's back in business, baby!
11:14You ready for a battle, hedgehog?
11:16Aren't I always?
11:20Eggman's back in business?
11:21Eggman's back in business.
11:21OK.gate
11:39Bekman's back in business.
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