00:24Oh
00:25Oh there's no endangerment like reckless endangerment you can see that again
00:36On time boys, we're going into maximum overdrive. Whoa pizzas ready
01:09Oh
01:12Wow that was lucky somebody could have gotten hurt
01:22Again our sincerest apologies these pizza related incidents are becoming all too common
01:27Maybe it's about time we as a culture banned restaurant-grade pizza ovens from cars all together
01:32Will I ever be able to walk into Medburger again?
01:36Oh absolutely
01:37That's a shame
01:38But you're going to need some rest. No getting out of this bed for the next few days
01:42I'll take care of you mama
01:44Thank you Stratford, but what about little Chumlee who'll care for my baby suddenly you're worried about your baby's safety
01:51Uh, I mean I guess we could watch your kid for a little while after all we save the village
01:56on a weekly basis
01:57How hard could it be to watch one baby?
02:03Why would she trust us with a baby? We dropped a tree on her
02:07There's gotta be something we can do to make it stop
02:09Maybe he's hungry
02:11Yeah, let's uh feed it a chili dog. Everyone loves chili dogs
02:14I don't think he can eat solid food
02:16Well then put it in the blender
02:17Well if you say so
02:19The chili dog not the baby!
02:20Oh okay, that makes more sense
02:31Here comes the airplane
02:33Whoop whoop whoop, sorry folks
02:35Looks like there's a backup on the tarmac
02:36Just sit tight and enjoy this encore airing of our safety video
02:40Hello
02:41Welcome in
02:43Aloha
02:44Will you just feed the kid already?
02:51Taking care of a baby isn't so hard
02:53We totally got this
02:56I don't think so
02:57But Amy, somebody needs to take responsibility for our actions
03:01Why does it have to be us?
03:02Sorry guys, not my monkey, not my circus
03:10We are goal for removal of diaper one
03:14Diaper one successfully detached
03:16Prepare hazardous waste disposal
03:18Ready, waste bin
03:21Applying diaper two
03:26We've changed a diaper
03:33Ready, diaper three
03:39We fed you and changed you
03:41What more do you want?
03:42Just go to sleep
03:45Maybe we should try singing to him
03:46Like a lullaby or something
03:48Rockabye baby in the treetop
03:51Whatever we do, this kid just won't stop
03:54That's because you're not putting on enough of a show
03:59Rockabye, baby rockabye
04:00Baby rockabye, baby rockabye
04:03Baby yeah
04:05Yeah!
04:06Rockabye, baby rockabye
04:10Baby rockabye, baby rockabye
04:13Baby yeah
04:13Yeah!
04:18Yeah!
04:21Oh, I told you we shouldn't have skimped on the pyrotechnics.
04:25Better pack this gear back into the dude-mobile.
04:27That's it.
04:28What, running away from our problems?
04:30No, a mobile.
04:38Finally, how'd you know this would work?
04:40Studies show that the motion and sound of mobiles
04:43appeals to an infant's simple, underdeveloped mind.
04:48He's kind of cute when he's not screaming his head off.
05:00Nux, you watch Chumlee while I smash this...
05:02very nice man into oblivion.
05:05Heads up!
05:16It took us hours to put that baby down, Eggman.
05:19Now we're gonna put you down!
05:21Yeah!
05:21And not for nap-naps either.
05:23I'm sorry.
05:24I didn't realize this boring action sequence
05:27was getting in the way of your enthralling babysitting escapades.
05:32Uh-oh.
05:36I got it!
05:50Oh!
05:53Ew, gross!
05:54It's all sticky!
05:55It smells like pea soup and talcum powder.
05:59Hey, hey, hey!
06:00Keep your goopy baby mitts off my console!
06:09Oh, come on! I was winning that one!
06:20You're pretty good in a fight, little dude.
06:22Turns out all he really wanted was a little gratuitous violence.
06:26A baby after my own heart.
06:28I think we're finally getting the hang of this.
06:38Let's go!
07:28Oh, my God.
07:51Hey, guys.
07:52A quick question about that baby we were watching.
07:57Anyone know where he is?
08:02All right, guys, don't panic.
08:03I'm sure he's around here somewhere.
08:05Chumlee!
08:06Oh, Chumlee!
08:11Oh, no.
08:14Chumlee's escaped.
08:15He's out there in the real world.
08:17What if he's in trouble?
08:18What if he's hurt?
08:19What if he's pursuing a degree in liberal arts?
08:22We've got to find him.
08:23Better check all the most dangerous places in town.
08:37He's not here!
08:39Maybe he's in this tree.
08:42Nope, nothing in the tree.
08:52He's not down on the ground.
08:53He's not up in the sky, either.
08:55I know we've been putting it off.
08:57It's time we checked the most dangerous place of all.
09:03No babies have come by here all day.
09:10Wait, why are we celebrating?
09:12I mean, it's great that he's not ingesting D-grade beef.
09:14I wouldn't call it beef, per se.
09:17But we've got to face the facts.
09:19We lost baby Chumlee.
09:20Poor little guy.
09:22He was such a trooper.
09:24The way he'd crawl around and nuzzle into my impressively sculpted triceps.
09:30Or how he'd pump his little fists whenever we listened to speed metal.
09:33Let's agree that we won't bicker over whose fault it is.
09:36Be it Sonic for not installing a door on a shack.
09:39Or Sonic for not securing Chumlee in a safety hammock.
09:42Or even Sonic for-
09:44Whoa, hey, what about you, Knuckles?
09:46Now's not the time to point fingers!
09:47I guess we're all responsible.
09:49And that means we all have to go tell Lady Walrus the truth together.
09:55Oh, hello, boys!
09:57Hi, Lady Walrus.
09:59You know that feeling when you misplace your keys and you look everywhere but you just can't find them?
10:05Now imagine those keys are a baby.
10:08Look, there's no easy way to say this.
10:11Chumlee, he's...
10:12Right there?
10:14Chumlee!
10:18My baby!
10:19You're home!
10:22You boys really outdid yourselves.
10:25Oh, it was nothing.
10:26Bye, Chummers.
10:27We'll miss you.
10:28And don't forget, start with free weights, then move to bench press with a cool down between reps.
10:34You got this, buddy.
10:35You're gonna be so swole come summer.
10:49Well, guys, I hope you learned something from this whole ordeal.
10:53Oh, absolutely.
10:54We got a crash course in responsibility.
10:57That's why I installed a throttle on the pizza oven in Knuckles' monster truck.
11:00Now it only works if he's in park.
11:04Remember, kids, don't cook and drive.
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