00:19you know we have a lot of fun on our show but I'd like to get serious for a moment
00:23while we honor a real hero oh bless that sandwich the power's out lucky we have our luminous suits
00:40I don't need a fancy luminous suit I can see just fine
00:46oh irony I didn't see you coming if only I had a luminous suit
00:51oh what a twisted web the fates have woven I know who's behind this blackout let me guess
00:57Martians pod people inspector 34 don't be ridiculous pod people have better things to do
01:04to monkey with the lights I'm talking Eggman here I agree with sticks which actually isn't the most
01:09comforting feeling in the world to Eggman's lair hey I have a doorbell for a reason you know
01:16the power's out in that case is smash away why'd you turn off the juice
01:20hello I make my living with robots I can't seize power unless I have power to power them we however
01:28are still on full charge thanks to our incredibly long battery life that's only because your brains
01:33use so little power whoa up top oh sure you leave a dude hanging but you call me the villain
01:40Eggman makes a good point fine no I meant it's not his MO to shut off the AC
01:48so little brain power I just got it at this rate those batteries should last another decade
01:56you want to tell us what's going on nothing's going on it's just an expected blackout on the plus side
02:02that crisis alarm that's been sounding for days has finally stopped this bureaucrat is lying he's
02:08spinning yarn talking tribe telling porkies sticks is right geez this is the second time I'm agreeing
02:14with her should I see a doctor fine it's not a routine blackout our village is powered by an ancient
02:19crystal or at least it was I'll show you in hindsight I probably shouldn't have put the town power supply
02:31crystal behind a secret door that can only be open with electricity the Merocchi crystal it has been
02:42passed down from mayor generation to mayor generation but now its electrical capabilities appear to be
02:48drained so how do we power it up again take this map and find a new crystal I don't want
02:55to go down
02:55in history as the mayor who presided over the crystal when it broke we're on it say no more I
03:00had nothing
03:01more to say dear zone day one it's amazing how much snow there is just two minutes outside of town
03:12day three the cold is unbearable for the first time in my life I actually considered wearing pants
03:19desperate times indeed day 12 I'm losing track of time it might actually be day two
03:42they call me knuckles for a reason because it's my name maybe it would be easier if we used blue
03:49force one in snowmobile mode blue force one has a snowmobile mode and you only mention it now
04:18I need a ride
04:48oh it's in an ancient dialect allow me I took a night class once strength and
04:55logic will lead you astray if you want to enter try the lazy way we don't have time for this
05:01I'll
05:01smash our way in thanks Sonic my letter to Zoe got ruined now I have to start over dear zone
05:15day one
05:18it must be a combination code but there are so many possibilities it would take me centuries to figure out
05:24how long it would take me to figure out the right combination oh centuries huh
05:35now I get it only knuckles did what the riddle actually suggested try the lazy way oh no I get
05:43it hero is another word for sandwich
05:53you must answer three riddles and overcome three obstacles including the one outside not including
06:01the one outside why should we listen it is jabroni out of the way Rocky maybe I stepped over the
06:15line
06:15without jabroni remark but we all said things we didn't mean noble stone guardian we accept your challenge
06:29noble travelers to continue on your journey and move this slab tell me how many sides does a circle have
06:37first you tell me why you think slab rhymes would have
06:46when he said obstacles I was kind of hoping for bounce pads not poisonous gas a circle is round it
06:53has no
06:54sides well that clearly didn't work anyone else got an idea a circle has two sides inside and outside
07:04outside that is correct
07:13did I solve it
07:17noble travelers I passed before the Sun both high and low and yet I cast no shadow
07:24that one rhymes but the meter is terrible
07:37I don't know a cloud all those have shadows oh what about a bird you know like like a like
07:44a like a clear one what
07:51pretty soon we'll be dust in the wind wind that is the correct answer
08:06all right knuckles two for two are we saying random numbers now one one one I don't know many numbers
08:19normal travelers try as you might no sound it makes when you speak its name it's so fragile it breaks
08:27good rhyme good meter I see why you're the final guard
08:41ain't you guys ever heard of personal space all right knuckles make with a simple-minded
08:47yet somehow profound answer so we can get out of here hmm let me use my think muscle
08:58oh yeah immovable right come on come on silence I can't hear my brain thoughts silence is the correct answer
09:19there she is just gotta switch it out with something that weighs the same
09:35it's gonna collapse we better get out of here
09:41there she is
10:29Stay back stay back or I'll flip this thing and it'll explode
10:44There you are I was beginning to think you disappeared forever like the last group I sent
10:49Nope we made it and here is your pierogi crystal
11:07Oh hey PB's back
11:11Knuckles you were great up there you're actually a lot smarter than we give you credit for
11:15Me am?
11:17Forget I said anything
11:30Outro music
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