00:22Mom-Bot's gonna flip when she gets a load of this chocolate babka.
00:26You're late.
00:27There was a line at the bakery, but I wanted to bring you a special treat.
00:30You can put whatever it is next to the chocolate babka your brother brought.
00:34Mom-Bot, Steve's not my brother.
00:37He's a robot shapeshifter built by me in an alternate dimension.
00:40How is that so hard to understand?
00:49Mom-Bot tells me things are going pretty okay for you at the lair.
00:52Oh, yeah, never better.
00:54I'm keeping busy, staying active, focusing all my time and energy on crafting elaborate schemes to rid the world of
01:00that annoying blue pineapple.
01:01I bet if we get rid of Sonic, the rest of the gang will totes fall apart.
01:05Uh, duh, Steve!
01:07I told you to call me Morpho!
01:08You know, as soon as how I can morph in junk?
01:19Oh, now I get it.
01:22Steve!
01:23Oh, no!
01:25Oh!
01:26Oh!
01:26Oh!
01:27Oh!
01:28Oh!
01:28Hey, boys!
01:29Now you boys march outside this instant and start plotting the doom of your arch-enemy.
01:34Together!
01:35Yes, Mom-Bot.
01:37Oh, Knuckles.
01:38I forgot to tell you one last rule for our race.
01:41Eat.
01:42My dust!
01:43My dust!
01:45Joke's on you, Sonic.
01:47I skipped lunch today.
02:05Sonic's disappeared.
02:06That could only mean...
02:07I won!
02:09Woo-hoo!
02:09Sonic is so gonna wig out when he lands in another dimension.
02:13But wait, wasn't there a whole to-do once before where we learned if we had two of the same
02:18person in one dimension, it would cause a catastrophic anomaly that would destroy the entire
02:22universe?
02:23Or am I just making things up?
02:25That's why I sent him to a dimension where no other Sonic exists!
02:29That sounds like paradise!
02:31You mean this sounds like paradise, Broseph, because Sonic no longer exists here!
02:40Phew.
02:41A shortcut to Main Street hidden in the canyon?
02:44Sweet easter egg.
02:50Huh?
02:52Hey you!
02:53With the scrawny little arms!
02:55Yeah, you!
02:56Think you have what it takes to be a beefcake like me?
02:59Then come on down to Knuckles' upper-body-only workout center!
03:03Because nothing says cool like must-cools!
03:11And I'm officially confused.
03:14Time for phase two!
03:16I'll take Sonic's place so that no one notices he's gone!
03:25Oh, hey Sonic!
03:27What's up?
03:27I was wondering if a lovely lady like yourself would enjoy going on a trip with me to the canyon.
03:33Oh, Sonic, that sounds- Hey, wait a minute!
03:36Sonic's never that thoughtful.
03:38Are you Steve Eggman?
03:40Who's that?
03:41Oh, you must mean the Great Morpho!
03:43No, no, no.
03:43I'm Sonic the Mighty Hedgehog.
03:45What's up, Doc?
03:46That's not even Sonic's catchphrase.
03:48Get out of here, Steve.
03:49I'm not falling for your tricks again.
03:59Hey, Amy!
04:00Back off, weirdo!
04:02What's going on?
04:03Is this because I didn't go with you to the farmer's market?
04:05Sorry, Ames, but I gotta draw the line somewhere, and that line is at organic kale.
04:09Out of the way, Vermin!
04:10Lord of all you see, coming through!
04:21Well, well, a newcomer!
04:24Kneel before me, stranger.
04:25Like I would ever kneel down before your mustachioed butt.
04:32You indigo ingrate!
04:34How dare you speak that way to me!
04:36Who, you?
04:37Dr. Yokes for brains?
04:38Please, let's just get to the part where I clobber you.
04:42Hey!
04:43What's the big idea?
04:44You have the right to rem-
04:45Actually, you have no rights.
04:47You're under arrest for rebellion against Lord Eggman the First.
04:50Hey!
04:51Wait!
04:51You don't understand!
04:52I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!
04:54You gotta believe me!
04:56I think I came from another dimension!
04:58One where Eggman isn't nearly as powerful.
05:00Lord Eggman rules with an iron fist covered in a glove of steel.
05:04Ruber hazard, he even owns a pair of lead mittens.
05:07Dave?
05:07Why are you locked up?
05:08What, did you look at his mustache the wrong way?
05:10Even worse, I forgot to give him extra pickles at the restaurant where I work.
05:14Gourmet burger.
05:16Where I come from, it's called Meburger.
05:18Meburger?
05:19Why would anyone ever eat there?
05:24I've come to rescue the hedgehog who stood up to Lord Eggman.
05:27You can go too, Burger Boy.
05:29After all, your customer service is exemplary.
05:35The Rebellion is small right now, but we're starting to make waves.
05:38Follow me.
05:39I'll introduce you to our fearless leader.
05:41You're the leader of the Rebellion?
05:43Yeah, and I'd like to offer you a position in our anti-Eggman unit.
05:47Or you can fight the alien overlords.
05:49They haven't invaded yet, but I know they're coming.
05:52Sign me up.
05:53Uh, for the Eggman thing.
05:55Not the crazy paranoid thing.
05:56But if we're gonna defeat Eggman, we'll need the full team.
05:58I already have you and Amy, but I still need to find Knuckles.
06:01The goofball from the TV commercials?
06:04That's the guy.
06:05And of course, my main man in BFF, Tails.
06:07Any idea where he is?
06:08Never heard of him.
06:10What were you thinking lobbing compliments at Amy like that?
06:13Have you even met Sonic?
06:14He's too cool to let anybody think he enjoys their company.
06:18Believe me.
06:18I know.
06:19Just give me another chance, Bromigo.
06:21I'll convince everyone at Medburger that I'm the real Sonic.
06:25One salad, please.
06:30Sonic eating a salad that's rich.
06:33Good one, Steve.
06:43You fans?
06:44Looking for an autograph?
06:45I get it.
06:46I'd want my autograph, too, if I weren't me.
06:53Listen, Knuckles.
06:54We're actually here to ask you to join the Rebellion.
06:56Ha ha ha!
06:58Overthrow Lord Eggman?
07:00That's preposterous.
07:01Naturally, I understand why you would come to me.
07:03I mean, look at you.
07:05Not a beefcake in the lot.
07:08Now, maybe if you were more powerful and athletic like me...
07:13How about this, Musclehead?
07:14Me and you, in a race, one-on-one.
07:16If I win, you join us.
07:18You beat me?
07:20Ha!
07:20Okay, Mr. Needlemouse.
07:22You're on.
07:23We'll race to the gourmet burger and...
07:27Back.
07:29Wow, these burgers are great.
07:31What's their secret?
07:32Uh, beef?
07:35Schmancy.
07:36I really wish we could have found the tales of your dimension before going after Lord Eggman.
07:41Sorry, Big Blue.
07:42Every minute, Lord Eggman grows stronger.
07:44We need to hit him now!
07:59What?
08:02Tails, don't worry, buddy.
08:03We're here to rescue you.
08:04Who are you?
08:05And what are you rebels doing in my boss's lair?
08:07Oh, please don't tell me you're working for...
08:09The Great Lord Eggman.
08:11I'm a sidekick.
08:12This is your best friend.
08:13You can really pick him, buddy.
08:15I'm sure it's just a misunder...
08:18We have to go!
08:19Come on, Tails!
08:20I told you, dude.
08:21I have no idea who you are.
08:23Well, I know you.
08:24I know you're the smartest guy in this town.
08:26Your favorite color is orange.
08:27Your favorite movie is Comedy Chimp All-Stars Reunite for one last cash grab.
08:31Two.
08:32How do you know all that?
08:37Congratulations, my lab assistant.
08:40And sidekick.
08:41Thanks to your A-plus tattling, I'll be able to quash this little rebellion once and for all.
08:47Robots, attack!
08:58A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!
09:17Yeah!
09:21Out of the way, you bipolar dormant!
09:24Ah, who gives a hoot? What's one lab assistant in the largest scheme of things?
09:39You just saved my life. But why? I'm with Lord Eggman.
09:43We may be on opposite sides right now, but the tales I know would have done the same for me.
09:49Yeah! Can we get back to the battle already?
09:52You asked for it, Egghead!
10:08But this doesn't make sense! I never knew!
10:14Well, it's been real, guys. I need to go back to my dimension.
10:17But with Styx's leadership and a crew like you by her side, I've got a feeling Lord Eggman's days are
10:22numbered.
10:29Bye!
10:40Yippity-dippity-doo! I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!
10:44No, no, no! Where's the nuance? Where's that Sonic je ne sais quoi?
10:48Je ne sais quoi?
10:52Sonic! What are you doing here? I mean, uh, that's not Sonic. This is the real Sonic!
10:59Yippity-dipp-skipperoo! I'm Sonic! Gotta catch them all!
11:06I'm so proud of my two boys! I mean, your plan was a colossal failure, but at least you could
11:12finally work together!
11:17together.
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