00:22Once in a great while, a technology comes along that is so groundbreaking, so revolutionary!
00:30Isn't that just your Build-It box?
00:32With one crucial improvement!
00:34Whoa!
00:35That's Ms. Tomatopotamus!
00:37The game that shattered gender archetypes by putting a little red bow on the pre-existing
00:41design!
00:42What's she doing on your screen?
00:57With this upgrade to the Build-It box, I'm
00:59able to materialize three-dimensional manifestations of characters from video games!
01:04There is a certain princess in a castle I'd like to meet.
01:08You're cute, you know, for a pudgy little crime against nature.
01:12Smaller than I expected, though.
01:13That's because I set a file-sized throttle on the machine!
01:16Here, kitty-kitty-kitty!
01:20Come here!
01:22I got it!
01:23I got it!
01:23Run over here!
01:24I got it!
01:24Oh, the gang got a little pet hippo this week!
01:28What a fun adventure!
01:30That has nothing to do with me!
01:32Time to change this narrative!
01:42If Eggman thinks this narrative is about him, he's got another thing coming!
01:47Retro!
01:48Beta!
01:48Are you thinking what I am thinking?
01:51The square pixels make us look fat?
01:53Now!
01:58That fox's invention is our chance to finally escape this virtual prison and infect the
02:04real world!
02:14Huh.
02:19Guess all she needed was a little love.
02:21I was voted Sensitive Soul of the Month by Hulking Brute Magazine.
02:28Sonic!
02:29Eggman's attacking the village!
02:31Who wants to see a battle when they can watch a small animal peacefully sleep on someone's
02:35lap?
02:36Baaah!
02:37Sorry, Nux.
02:38Can't leave the village hanging, no matter how cute Miss Tomatopotamus is.
02:46Launch the procedure!
02:55Now, time to conquer the world!
03:00Wait.
03:00What the?
03:02No!
03:04You're a lot shorter than I expected, boss.
03:07You ever notice how people you meet online always look different IRL?
03:11That fox must have put a sizing throttle on his machine!
03:14If we reach that laptop, we can disable it and scale us up to normal!
03:20All the way over there?
03:22It's just a few feet.
03:23How long could it possibly take?
03:49What's the use of spying on Sonic if I can't get something out of it?
03:52Aside from the feeling of being part of his life and filling my emotional
03:55void?
03:55We're here for you, boss!
03:57Don't rub it in!
03:59Alright.
04:00With that little distraction out of the way, we can get back to what I can only assume
04:03is our main obstacle this week.
04:05That adorable little hippo thing.
04:17Oh no!
04:19He's got a guard king!
04:31It's more ferocious than any foe we've ever encountered.
04:39Follow my lead, you digitized dimwits!
04:49Alright, enough yutzing around!
04:51Give me a boost!
04:53Alright, come on.
04:54I'm almost there.
04:55Gotta do this.
04:56Alright, now your turn!
04:58Get off my face!
04:59Ow!
04:59That's my ear, boss!
05:05Is this a workshop or a petting zoo?
05:09No!
05:20Now you will do my bidding!
05:32Okay, I think I've got it figured out!
05:39Hey, we look different.
05:40Have I been working out?
05:47Hey, hey!
05:48Only paying customers are allowed to destroy those plates!
05:54Little help?
05:55Something must have malfunctioned with my Build-It box!
05:58We better get back to my workshop!
06:07Something fishy's going on!
06:09Alright, I confess.
06:11I hid a dozen sea bass under your floorboards.
06:13I was wondering when you'd notice.
06:15Well, that explains the animal problem!
06:17Go on!
06:18Get!
06:19But what I meant was my laptop and Build-It box are missing!
06:23Better check my security cam.
06:24You mean you've been spying on us the whole time?
06:27What about my right to privacy?
06:30Much better.
06:48Ew!
06:49Ah, whatever.
06:53Who are those guys?
06:54Usually when a bunch of weirdos show up in town, there's one guy behind it!
06:58Old monkey!
07:00No!
07:01Eggman!
07:02Tails, Knuckles, you pay the good doctor a visit!
07:04Stix, Amy and I are gonna track down those Build-It box thieves!
07:08I'll start by destroying the village!
07:10And then the cities!
07:11And then I'll eradicate the rest of this balanced insanity!
07:15And all with a little help from...
07:17Your best friends?
07:19No, you 8-bit imbecile!
07:21I was talking about that two-tailed furbag's Build-It box!
07:25Yeah, that's what I meant too.
07:28Not so fast, Egg!
07:30Uh, Hornhead?
07:31Who dares oppose Nominatus, viral sensation and destructor of worlds?
07:36Viral sensation?
07:37You mean like that cute sneezing panda?
07:39Or all those weird pictures of me?
07:41Uh, I don't know.
07:42What did it have on the internet?
07:44Some kind of dancing hamster with a pizza head?
07:46Enough!
07:49You non-digital life-forms are powerless against me!
07:53Thankfully, we've got some digital health!
08:07Behold!
08:08My catapixels!
08:10You'll never get away with this!
08:12Oh!
08:13Caterpixels!
08:14That's actually pretty clever.
08:20What?
08:21I like wearing comfortable clothes when I'm working!
08:23Can't be unseen.
08:25Spill it, Egg Breath!
08:26Why did you send those goons to burgle my workshop?
08:28I have no idea what you're talking about!
08:30Don't play dumb with us!
08:32Don't play dumb with us!
08:32Yeah!
08:33That's my job!
08:34Show him the footage, T-Dog!
08:38That's the no-good cyber clown who betrayed me and took over my lair last year!
08:42We gotta stop him!
08:43But, uh, first let me put on some pants!
08:46Eh, pants are overrated!
08:55Digital minions are tough to destroy!
08:57Anyone out there know a good cheat code?
09:09What should I materialize next?
09:12If we don't stop him soon, he'll have an army of formerly digital minions under his control!
09:18There's only room for one supervillain in this town, Nominatus!
09:21I couldn't agree more, Eggman!
09:30That's right!
09:35Yuck!
09:39Yuck!
09:45Yuck!
09:46Ah!
09:49Yuck!
09:52Yuck!
09:53Yuck!
09:53Yuck!
09:54Yuck!
09:54Yuck!
09:54Yuck!
09:54Yuck!
09:54Yuck!
09:54As soon as I press this button,
09:56I'll unleash a flurry!
09:57of more digital minions, the likes of which you've never...
10:02Ah, crud.
10:04Little advice.
10:05Save your victorious boasts for after the execution of your evil scheme.
10:09Trust me, I learned that lesson the hard way.
10:21I ain't going back behind no firewalls.
10:24Let's blow this joint.
10:30No! I've been throttled!
10:33You can impose data caps on me, but we're to the end!
10:36It's a slippery slope.
10:38A slippery slope!
10:51Looks like you're coming home with me.
10:56And you're coming home with me.
10:58But Knuckles, you don't have a home.
11:00Well, yours smells like rotting fish.
11:02So there.
11:06I'll be back, and my vengeance shall be swift and terrible!
11:11Feeding time!
11:17The present food, this ain't so bad.
11:38A ótter food...
11:39SEVEN
11:39And now you're ahorita!
11:39You could want your core sized props if you weren't getting me crazy
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