00:15You
00:25Hurry up before we realize that skydiving over a volcano is a bad idea
00:31Ah
00:32Crud. Well, that's what you get for rushing. I'll just use my new build-it box
00:41Is that a gateway to a parallel dimension of both people not exactly it uses 3d modeling to replicate everyday
00:48objects
00:48That must be why you didn't call it the parallel dimension both kidnap bots
00:53Tails you can create anything with this machine not just tiny bolts
01:01Yeah
01:01Why do you hate fun tails?
01:04You could build cool stuff like a car a pizza oven or even a giant boat
01:10Building a car or pizza oven would require a larger build-it box, which I don't have
01:14Use this to build up a bigger bag bag it bought build a bigger build it by a buggy bag
01:19bag bagger box buzzard
01:20The answer is simple, but saying it not so much
01:2320,000 refill cartridges later and we're finally done
01:27So now let's make a cool thing
01:29The biggest bolt in the world
01:31Or a pizza oven or a car
01:33Car sounds good too with a built-in pizza oven
01:36If we're going to make a car it needs to be multifunctional
01:40Functional smunctional
01:41It should be monster truck chino
01:43With giant pavement crushing wheels
01:46And I believe someone mentioned a pizza oven
01:48Huh?
01:49We need something cute and fashionable that'll turn heads
01:52And is loaded with offensive weapons
01:54It should be camouflaged ya dink
01:56Hello? We're making a car?
01:58First and foremost it's gotta be fast
02:00Huh?
02:04Maybe we should each make our own car
02:05The Sonic Speedster's all about one thing
02:09It's the fastest car there is
02:11Gotta be it's mine
02:13Sonic's got speed
02:14But does he have tires?
02:17The optimal vehicle is one that's prepared for every contingency
02:21Be it potholes, flash floods, or drivers who don't give a courtesy wave when you let them merge
02:26My ride's the perfect car for the modern woman
02:29Great for cruising to the beach with the top down
02:32And pulverizing anyone in my way
02:35My car's got the latest in stealth technology
02:39You know, twigs and legion stuff
02:46Wow, seeing them all together like this really puts things into perspective
02:49Like how much better mine is than all of yours
02:52My car could mop the floor with any of these jalopies
02:55I'd like to see you try
02:57Obviously mine's the best
02:59If only there was some way to pit one vehicle against another in a competition
03:03Or for want of a better word
03:05Race
03:06Are you being sarcastic or damn?
03:08I honestly can't tell anymore
03:10Neither can I
03:13You guys ready?
03:14Ready to kick your butt
03:16Three
03:17Two
03:18What's going on here?
03:19Yeah
03:20Oh, hi mayor
03:21Uh, this week the gang all made cars
03:23And now we want to find out which one's the best
03:25If you're going to be racing on a public road
03:27It'll need to be an official event
03:29You have to go through the proper channels
03:31Pay the ludicrous taxes and fees
03:33And it must be open to all citizens
03:35Not everything that goes on around here is about you five, you know
03:39Really?
03:40It sure feels like it
03:41Fine, we'll get a permit
03:43Hope this doesn't take too long
03:44It's been a long arduous eight month process
03:48But the permits have been issued
03:49And race day is finally upon us
03:52This event has brought out such heavy hitters as local hero
03:55Sonic the Hedgehog
03:57Some dingus from the post office
03:59And incompetent fry jockey Dave the Intern
04:02Oh, it's such a shame
04:04Everybody works so hard on their cars
04:06And they're all going to be eating my dust
04:08The only thing I'll be eating is a victory sundae
04:11With all my favorite flavors
04:12Vanilla, french vanilla, vanilla bean, garlic
04:15Now wait just a second, Egghead
04:18You can't compete in the Eggmobile
04:19It's a car race
04:21You need wheels
04:22Orbot, Cubot!
04:29When the mayor drops the flag
04:31The drivers run to their cars
04:33Start them up
04:33And the race is on
04:35Other than that
04:36There are no rules
04:37Really?
04:38No rules?
04:39That sounds kinda dangerous
04:41And they're up!
04:43Sonic takes an early lead
04:44And in other unsurprising news
04:46Grass is green, winter is cold
04:48And my ex-wife is taking the beach out
04:50I'll get you!
04:51Zheng, turn around the deck
04:51Stop!
04:53Ugh!
05:04Everything looks SO close!
05:07Wooo!
05:08Whoooo!
05:11What's wrong, Barker?
05:13Ke-Ketchup?
05:21It has been a privilege snarking with you today.
05:39How's my tailwind taste?
05:41Not as good as this pizza from my built-in pizza oven.
05:45Move it, I'll lose it, butch.
05:47You know, Six, it kinda defeats the purpose of pale applause if you're screaming like a lunatic.
05:58I hate rush hour talking!
06:11Woohoo!
06:17Woohoo!
06:40Maybe I should have sacrificed a little bit of speed for better handling.
06:43But on the other hand...
06:58Oh great, nickels is on my tail, but not for long!
07:13Ha!
07:14I knew wheels on the roof was a really smart idea!
07:35How did he get ahead of me?
07:40Woohoo!
07:42Thanks, Dave!
07:43You were very helpful!
07:50Hey!
07:51I didn't order this.
07:53Now I know how every one of our customers feels all the time.
08:01I got the perfect accessory for your car!
08:04It'll really make it pop!
08:05Good job!
08:24Now to switch to landing gear!
08:30Help!
08:36Anyone else find it strange that the fox can fly, but the bird needs to use a jetpack?
08:51Not so fast around these turns, are you, Sonic?
08:54No!
09:03Looks like Sonic's out of the race!
09:05Too bad, so sad!
09:07Gah!
09:08Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
09:20It looks like we took this race way too seriously.
09:23Now none of us are gonna win.
09:24Knowing Eggman, he's probably parading around before he reaches the finish line.
09:28If we can make some repairs to your car, you might still have a chance!
09:31Just need a few parts.
09:34Got it!
09:35One more!
09:36There it is!
09:41And Eggman takes another premature victory lap!
09:45And why shouldn't he?
09:46He's got this one in the bag!
09:48Barring any potential poetic justice.
09:58Well, can't beat Sonic on an empty stomach.
10:12Oh, look!
10:13A moving bush!
10:14Hey!
10:15Wait a second!
10:21Looks like the winner isn't a foregone conclusion after all!
10:24Or maybe it is, depending on your knowledge of story structure.
10:30With all that extra junk, your car's weighed down!
10:33Ha ha ha ha!
10:34I was right to celebrate early after all!
10:53Sonic wins!
10:55Sonic wins!
10:56Sonic wins!
10:58Sonic wins!
11:00Thank you fans and participants!
11:02This was the greatest race I've ever seen!
11:07Everyone's a winner who tries their best?
11:11What the?
11:14These are just participation trophies!
11:17Read it and weep, Sonic!
11:18It says I'm a winner too!
11:20No!
11:20No!
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