00:00Yeah, I didn't see any clue.
00:18Oh, I was gonna die.
00:24Yeah, you are so sorry...
00:25Yeah!
00:28He picked it up by droid.
00:29You're ready!
00:29But a problem, you made the deal,
00:31Hey, watch it, Amy! Jeez, try Amy for the bad guys!
00:36Sorry!
00:40Oh, come on!
00:42Fast, are you bumbling bolt buckets? What are you waiting for?
00:45You didn't say the magic word.
00:47Pawn shop.
00:49We were thinking, please, but pawn shop gets the job done.
00:59Seriously?
01:00Booyah! And Sonic takes the egg tank.
01:03Perhaps you should consider grenades that explode on impact instead of ones that can be thrown back before they blow
01:09up.
01:09You're saying this is my fault?
01:11No, no, I would never say that, regardless of how true it is.
01:14You incompetent ingrates! You can find your own way back to the lair!
01:28Might we grab a ride to our evil employer's lair?
01:32Of course! But this wagon isn't exactly water-resistant.
01:36It'll probably just sink to the bottom of the ocean and me along with it.
01:40On second thought, we'll find another ride.
01:49Hey, Saur the Eagle! Any chance you could fly us over to Eggman's?
01:53I could give you a ride, or I could give you something even more valuable.
01:58The motivation to do it yourself!
02:00Close your eyes, and imagine you're back at the lair, and a ride will manifest itself!
02:14I can't believe Eggman just abandoned you. Why do you put up with his abuse?
02:18Uh, he's not so bad. Sure, he gets upset sometimes, but deep down, he really cares.
02:24He just has a funny way of showing it.
02:27Sonic, how about giving these guys a lift in Blue Force One?
02:30Yeah, sorry. There's a reason it's called Blue Force One and not Blue Force Three.
02:53Where the heck have you two been?
02:55Oh!
02:56Doesn't matter. I need you to go into the village and get me about a hundred decorative rocks from my
03:00garden.
03:14Oh, this is pathetic! You need to stand up to Eggman, and if he continues to treat you this way,
03:20you should go on strike!
03:21We would, but it's not a good time right now. He really needs these rocks.
03:26Of course, Rock Transport Bot might have been a better choice for this assignment, but Eggman's the evil genius, not
03:33us!
03:34Hey, Doc! We got those rocks you asked for!
03:37Rocks? That was like so 18 hours ago! Get with the times, Q-Bizzle!
03:42B-we carried them all the way here!
03:44And now you'll carry them all the way back and return them! Lazy good-for-nothings!
03:48We've been hauling grenades in rocks all day! We need a break pronto!
03:53You two can take a break! In the garbage compactor!
03:57That's the straw that broke the robot's back! We're going on strike!
04:02Androids! Annoyed! We're not fairly employed! Androids! Annoyed! We're not fairly employed!
04:09What's going on out here? I'm trying to watch my stories!
04:13We're on strike! You two nincom-bots won't last a day out here!
04:18Hey! Hey! What do you say? Eggman's treating us very poorly!
04:22Oh, I wish Rhyme-bot was here!
04:26Androids! Annoyed! We're not fairly employed!
04:27Stupid robots! Don't they know they need me more than I need them?
04:30We're not fairly employed! Androids!
04:33Orbot! Chewbot! Clean up this mess!
04:36Oh. Right. Heh. No problem! I have plenty of other robots!
04:45You useless hunk of metal! What good is a destruction robot if it can't do lighthouse work?
04:55Androids! Annoyed! We're not fairly employed!
05:16Androids! Annoyed! We're not fairly employed!
05:20Androids! Annoyed! We're not fairly employed!
05:24Firebot, clean!
05:32What's so hard about cleaning up this mess?
05:36See how easy that was?
05:38Now you try, you flaming piece of-
05:41Androids! Annoyed! We're not fairly employed!
05:45Androids! Annoyed! We're not fairly employed!
05:49Androids! Annoyed! I don't need any of you!
05:50I can run my lair without minions!
05:52I gotta break the strike, and I know just how to do it!
05:59At Eggman Industries, employees work in a creatively challenging environment,
06:03while gaining access to our many amenities.
06:06For example, the Rumpus Room, where you'll have ample room to...
06:11Rumpus... in.
06:16Did I mention I offer ludicously high salaries?
06:20Whoa!
06:20Oh, that Wonga? Count me in!
06:24I like Wonga.
06:25Actually, I'm a little short on Wonga this month.
06:28I don't know why you three pudding heads are fixated on that one term for money,
06:31but you're hired!
06:35Where is Eggman taking those villagers?
06:38We gotta stop him! Let's roll!
06:43So... that way?
06:44Mm-hmm.
06:49Boo!
06:50Boo!
06:51Scab!
06:52Boo!
06:57Boo!
06:59Boo!
07:00Boo!
07:02Scab!
07:03Okay, minions! Clean that up!
07:05Yes, sir!
07:11Hey! Hey! What do you say?
07:13Rhinebot joined our strike today!
07:16Hey! Hey! What do you say? Rhinebot joined our strike today!
07:19Hey! Hey! What do you say? Rhinebot joined our strike today!
07:20Time for some true blue hero-ing!
07:21Sonic, no! We can't cross a picket line!
07:24We'd be betraying these poor robot souls and undermining their fight!
07:28But we have to rescue those villagers!
07:30We're not fairly employed!
07:31Step aside, you bums!
07:33I'm taking my new workers for some ice cream to celebrate a job well done!
07:37You never took us for ice cream!
07:39You never earned it!
07:41Wait, so these guys are workers, not prisoners?
07:43Mike, are you really working for Eggman?
07:46Blink twice if you're in danger!
07:51Wow, you really don't blink, do you?
07:53Well, alright, if everyone's happy, then I guess there's no need for a rescue!
07:58What can I do you for?
08:00I can't make up my mind!
08:02Should I toss a coin, or play eeny, meeny, miny, moe?
08:05Or should I do a blind taste test?
08:08You don't have to do any of those things!
08:09Just destroy the cart and steal all the ice cream you want!
08:13Actually, it would make more sense to steal the ice cream first,
08:16and then destroy the cart!
08:18Why destroy the cart if we already have ice cream?
08:20You call yourselves evil minions?
08:23At least the robots do what I say!
08:25Usually!
08:28Ah, this is hopeless!
08:31It's not that bad!
08:33Don't panic!
08:34I said, don't panic!
08:37Sorry, I misunderstood the instructions!
08:39Face it, we've been replaced!
08:42It's the scrap heap for us!
08:43Don't give up!
08:44You can win this!
08:46You just need to hang in there!
08:48I have a better idea!
08:49Let's practice our groveling!
08:51How's this?
08:51Oh, Dr. Eggman, your mastery of villainous acts is surpassed only by the gloriousness of your mustache,
08:59the hair of which has never clogged the drain!
09:02Ugh!
09:02I said attack that guy! Burn his cart to the ground!
09:06Or free ice cream if you don't attack!
09:10No, that doesn't work. It's not evil enough!
09:13Well, it is extortion.
09:15Technically, it's not extortion because you're offering. I'm not demanding.
09:19I guess it could be considered bribery, but that's evil on you, not on me.
09:23I vote we take the bribe!
09:25Vote! You don't get to vote!
09:26It's one of the basic principles of the leader-minion relationship.
09:30Hey, Egghead!
09:32It's Sonic! Minions, attack!
09:35No way. He'd totally kick our butts.
09:37Yeah, I would. I mean, not that I would, but I could.
09:42You're the worst minions I've ever had, and believe you me, the bar is pretty low.
09:47Now attack!
09:52They're new.
09:59Okay, he's coming. Now remember, stand strong! Don't back down!
10:04Everyone ready to fall at his feet and ask for merciful forgiveness?
10:08Yeah!
10:09I'm in!
10:10Or there's that.
10:14I don't know what I was thinking! Please come back!
10:17Oh, he's forgiven!
10:20Not so fast, Eggman. These robots are prepared to keep striking for months if they have to.
10:25What do I gotta do to get you to come back to work?
10:27Well, let's see. We want casual Fridays, paid maternity leave, and we get to choose the radio station every other
10:34Tuesday!
10:35Every third Tuesday, and you've got yourselves a deal!
10:38Wait! They also want regular tune-ups, high-grade motor oil, use of the Eggmobile for cross-water errands, and
10:45you have to treat them in a respectful manner.
10:47Now, let's not be unreasonable. We're willing to scratch the final demand if you'll agree to everything else.
10:54Done and done!
10:59Now get inside, you digital dunces! You've wasted enough of my time!
11:10Wait! How do I get back home?
11:13albo albo albo albo albo albo albo albo albo albo albo albo albo albo albo albo albo albo albo albo
11:19albo albo albo albo boba!
11:19Up that down!
11:32Well, let's recap.
11:34Dекрушigt!
11:35Dekions!
11:35I'munci!
11:36the How do!
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