00:27Wow, that was great!
00:28At least I assume it was.
00:30It's all just noise to me.
00:31And now, we reached out to the good people at Stuff Mart to give away free big screen TVs to
00:36our entire studio audience.
00:42Unfortunately, they declined.
00:43But we did spring for a prize for one of you, so check under your seats to see if you're
00:49the lucky winner.
00:52Oh man, nothing.
00:53I found this crummy lamp.
00:56You can use it to look for the prize.
00:57I think the lamp is the prize, Knuckles.
01:00I won!
01:02Hey everybody, check out my sweet lamp.
01:05A lamp, really?
01:06I guess the rest of the prize budget went to my ex-wife's lawyer.
01:10That wasn't a joke.
01:12So, where you guys want to take this lamp party next?
01:17Actually, Knuckles, I'm a little tired.
01:19I'm gonna head home.
01:20Yeah, me too.
01:21I haven't slept in 28 days.
01:25Home, huh?
01:26A home would be the perfect place to plug in my new floor lamp.
01:29But where could I find one of those?
01:32I couldn't help but overhear your predicament.
01:35I just happen to be an unlicensed real estate agent.
01:38I could find your dream house.
01:41For a nominal fee, of course.
01:43What do you think?
01:44I was born yesterday?
01:45Because if so, this is a great belated birthday gift.
01:51Breathtaking, isn't it?
01:56There's a hole in the ceiling.
01:58We call that a sunroof.
01:59But what if it rains?
02:01Instant waterfall!
02:02You like nature, right?
02:03That's what it says in my character description.
02:06We'll take it!
02:07Do you accept bottle caps and broken seashells as payment?
02:09Eww, I mean, good news!
02:13You've just been pre-qualified for a line of credit.
02:17Just need you to initial here, here, and here,
02:20and sign on the line here,
02:21and again here,
02:22and in triplicate here,
02:23and we're done.
02:25As soon as you sign over here,
02:26and initial here, and here.
02:29Congratulations!
02:30Let me give you your keys.
02:33You just need to jimmy the luck a bit.
02:37Home, sweet home.
02:38Now, time to get my light on.
02:45Hmm, maybe it takes a while to warm up.
02:51We got your distress signal.
02:52What's wrong?
02:53My lamp isn't working.
02:55Once you pay the electric bill,
02:57this lamp will work just fine.
02:58Though, truthfully,
02:59this place probably looks better with the lights off.
03:01Bills, eh?
03:03How am I supposed to pay those?
03:08I'm here to apply for a job.
03:10I have a real passion for libraries.
03:12And all berries, for that matter.
03:14Actually, it's pronounced library.
03:17No, I'm pretty sure you're wrong.
03:19Shall we consult the dictionary?
03:21Oh, I can't read.
03:23People buy things.
03:24I need someone to box those things.
03:27Can you handle putting stuff in boxes?
03:29Sounds pretty complicated.
03:37Just have to crush these eggs!
03:45Who did this?
03:47It was me.
03:49I'll clean it up.
03:50Don't you dare!
03:51Such verisimilitude.
03:53It's so outside the box.
03:55We could use a creative type like you at my ad agency.
03:58Come work for me.
03:59I'm in.
04:00I could never work at a place like this.
04:02Your store is a mess, sir.
04:10Hello.
04:11I'm here for the business.
04:13Who lets the fagrant in?
04:16Gontha!
04:16Pierre!
04:17Meet Knuckles,
04:18our new creative executive.
04:22Creative executive?
04:24But I am.
04:25His briefcase is for Mr. Chicken Fingers.
04:30He's exploring new ways to package, carry,
04:32and consume bread and chicken product.
04:34I don't see you revolutionizing the chicken finger industry.
04:38Knuckles,
04:39you just missed the most epic Eggman battle.
04:41It was the perfect blend of new minions
04:43and classic favorites from years past.
04:45Easily the most action-packed battle we've ever had.
04:48And you missed it.
04:49That's what you get for following Knuckles around.
04:52Oh, man.
04:54No.
04:54I'm a working echidna now.
04:56I've got a nine-to-five desk job.
04:59And anyone who would rather watch that
05:00than an epic battle can come with me!
05:07Knuckles,
05:08excellent job on the meat pellet account.
05:10You'll notice a bonus on your paycheck.
05:13But I did also work on the meat pellet account.
05:16Great job delegating, Knuckles.
05:18Knuckles!
05:23So, where's my money?
05:28You seem to be a little short.
05:30That's not what the fans say.
05:32I'd hate to have to foreclose on this house.
05:35And any lamps therein.
05:38No!
05:39I'll pay!
05:40I promise!
05:40Just don't hurt the lamp!
05:42Next week,
05:43there better be a lot more.
05:45Or else.
05:46But how am I gonna get more money?
05:48Welcome new employee's name here to Mathburger,
05:52where the customer is always...
05:55Well, that's gotta be a misprint.
05:57Let's get something straight right now, Greenhorn.
06:00I'm Junior's shift manager around here,
06:03and that means you do my bidding.
06:05Now mop up what I hope is just a chunky milkshake.
06:09Ooh!
06:39Knuckles, you look awful.
06:40Like you were run over by the ugly truck.
06:43I think what Sticks is trying to say
06:45is you can't keep working two full-time jobs.
06:47You gotta quit one of them.
06:49No, what I was trying to say is
06:51the guy who drives the ugly truck
06:52should lose his license.
06:53I guess I could leave Mathburger.
06:56I knew you could quit if you put your mind to it.
07:03The work we did today
07:05is gonna really make a difference
07:08in convincing people to buy stuff
07:10they don't want to need.
07:11How about we all go out and celebrate?
07:13Actually, I have other plans.
07:16The real ones, not fake ones that I'm making up.
07:19See you guys tomorrow.
07:24Just try and stop me, you spidey blue squirrel!
07:30Knuckles, good. You're off work.
07:32Oh, right. Off work.
07:34Sure!
07:48Oh, no!
07:50It knocked me over this way!
07:54One minute late.
07:55That's coming out of your pay.
07:58Welcome to Mathburger!
08:00Ah!
08:03Knuckles!
08:04You decided to join us after all.
08:07Uh, yeah!
08:08Here, I saved you a seat.
08:10Wow!
08:11Look at that sunrise!
08:14I'm ready to take your order now!
08:22Thanks, Knuckles. I thought I was a goner.
08:24You know, in times like these,
08:26you really start to gain perspective of what's important.
08:28Yeah, yeah, sounds life-changing.
08:30Gotta go!
08:33Why are you mopping?
08:35Are you focus-testing a new mop product
08:37on the most disgusting floor imaginable?
08:41Uh, yes?
08:42Brilliant!
08:43Report your findings to me tomorrow.
08:45But for now, join us.
08:48And where are our french fries?
08:51Huh?
08:54Huh?
09:03Ah!
09:04Ah!
09:06Here you go, sir.
09:08Now, excuse me.
09:09I have to go help out in that battle.
09:11What the?
09:11Can I at least have some ketchup?
09:15Ah!
09:17Ah!
09:19Ah!
09:21Ah!
09:22Ah!
09:22Take that, you egg-shaped fiend!
09:24Ah!
09:25Did you just attack Guntha?
09:28Ah!
09:29Did you just knock over a display of cops?
09:33Oh, yeah, and assault a customer, I guess.
09:35Oops.
09:36Sorry.
09:37You're fired!
09:39I thought you said you were gonna quit one of your jobs.
09:42And I thought you said I was gonna quit one of my jobs.
09:46Heh heh.
09:47The old knuckles switcheroo right back at ya.
09:50Why didn't you just tell us that you were being strong-armed by Barker?
09:54Because of the non-disclosure clause in the contract he signed, of which he is now in violation.
10:00Let me see that.
10:01These terms are ridiculous.
10:04Banana ganza.
10:05Rufflecopter.
10:06Dingleflax.
10:07Also, the details of this contract are quite unfavorable to Knuckles.
10:10Hey, a deal's a deal.
10:12Oh, yeah?
10:13Well, let me make you a deal, bozo.
10:15I'm gonna be watching you.
10:17People think I'm the cute one.
10:18The girly one.
10:19Oh, sweet little adorable Amy Rose.
10:22Wonder what kind of cake she's baking today.
10:24I blend in, buddy.
10:25But I carry a big hammer and I never forget.
10:29Whoa, Amy, take it easy.
10:30Do you know what I do to my enemies?
10:33I crush them and I eat them for breakfast.
10:35Even when I already ate breakfast and brunch.
10:39So do not push me and don't mess with my friends!
10:43Huh?
10:46Fine!
10:47You're out of your contract.
10:48Just keep that pink nut job away from me!
11:01Well, you're free and clear.
11:02Sorry you can't keep the house.
11:04Well, that's okay.
11:05I like being a nomad.
11:06I just needed somewhere to keep my lamp.
11:09Well, if that's all you want,
11:10why don't you just keep it in my workshop?
11:11You can come visit it anytime you like.
11:16Good night, lamp.
11:18Junkip.
11:33units are one of the loves but really simple,
11:36I welcome it.
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