00:22I would give my soul to score another goal
00:30I'd go along for the ride, but never on the side
00:37I run out on the field, no one will I yield
00:43And the team of which I'm part got that magic touch
00:49I believe in my feet, I believe in the way that I play
00:57When I'm out there kicking off, I feel so alive
01:03I believe in my feet
01:05Man, I love playing soccer at the rec center
01:07And keeping the beat, yo
01:14The rec center's closing forever?
01:16The funding was pulled because the city needs another houseboat
01:19You can't close the rec center
01:21What about the disenfranchised youth?
01:23Yeah, where will they enfranchise themselves?
01:26You win some, you lose some
01:29We've got to fight City Hall
01:31I'll fight any building if it'll save the rec center
01:33A better approach might be to gather signatures and petition the government for redress of our grievance
01:38I don't know what that is, but I want to fight it too
01:41Let's print out a petition and hit the streets
01:44Okay, I'll hit the street, but after that no more fighting
01:47I'm trying to go legit
01:51I got another 30% of the village, two more people signed
01:55Excuse me sir, are you registered to vote?
01:58If I sign it will you leave me be?
02:00Well, yeah, after you sign it I don't need you anymore
02:07That's how democracy is supposed to work
02:09We did it, Mr. Mayor!
02:11We got organized in order to bring about meaningful change
02:14Fantastic!
02:20I needed confetti for the budget parade
02:23As for the rec center, you're out of luck
02:26Unbelievable
02:27Did you really think it would be over so quickly?
02:29We're only two minutes into this thing
02:30I'd like to buy the rec center
02:32I'm gonna tear it down to build myself a rec center
02:34Just for me
02:35And there's nothing you arrogant bunch of street kids can do about it
02:38Unfortunately, control of the rec center can only change hands in an athletic competition
02:43We live in a society of rules
02:45Granted, they're convoluted and arbitrary, but still
02:48I challenge you and your team to a game of soccer against me and my team
02:52Oh wait! I sarcastically forgot
02:55You don't have a team cause you have no friends
02:57I don't need friends to put together a soccer team
03:00I have something even better
03:11I'm afraid the only team that could beat Sonic & Friends is...
03:15Well... Sonic & Friends
03:17But where can I find exact duplicates of Sonic & Rats?
03:31Now I just have to figure out a way to get the attention of Cyborg Sonic & the rest of
03:35the Cyborg Rats
03:45That was easier than I thought
03:46The evil Dr. Eggman! Why did you return to Roboken?
03:50To make a peace offering! All I need is 30 minutes of your time and you each get one of
03:55these!
03:56You can count your steps! Some people use it for exercise
03:59I use it to save time with my obsessive counting
04:02Either way, they're my special gift to you!
04:04I was gonna get one of those things anyway!
04:06Alright! We're listening!
04:10So, in conclusion, please do this for me!
04:13Any questions?
04:13You didn't tell us anything!
04:15You just said, in conclusion, please do this for me!
04:19The index cards got mixed up! My bad!
04:22Good afternoon! I want you guys to beat Sonic's team in a soccer game!
04:27In conclusion, please do this for me!
04:29No thanks!
04:30No way!
04:30Meh!
04:31Are these little pencils to keep?
04:32Thank you for your time! Now, please accept your gifts!
04:38Team Eggman is awesome reporting for duty!
04:50Oh, word! Our Cyborg duplicates! What up, guys?
04:53You're about to get served!
04:55I thought we were cool!
04:57No, we're cool! You're losers!
04:59No, we're losers!
05:01What's up with these guys?
05:03They're under my control!
05:04You just flew in at the exact right moment to respond to that?
05:07Honestly, I was hiding behind the tree for a while!
05:09Nevertheless, thanks to mind control, I have my team!
05:13Not for long!
05:14Don't even bother! After the game, I'll release them!
05:17Do you have any idea how much mind control costs?
05:20You're on, cheapskate! Split the field! Let's practice!
05:41It appears as though they're evenly matched! You need to somehow enhance your team!
05:45I'll have to reprogram the behavior. What's the most unpleasant, mean-spirited, brutish aggressor society has ever known?
05:52A high school jock?
05:54No, a high school jock. I have a firmware update for that, but it's just too evil.
05:59On the other hand, I really want that rec center something fierce.
06:04Bro, I feel strong, bro. I feel strong, bro, too, bro.
06:09Let's school those dweebs. I call the lame pink one.
06:34I can't believe the beating we took out there.
06:37Can I get a double medburger and regret-sized fries?
06:40Can I get a double medburger and regret-sized fries? Out of the way, bluzer!
06:46We're first! Unless there's something before first, then we're that.
06:50This is my counter!
06:52What's the face, bro?
06:54Get that out of my hair!
06:55Hey, get off the counter or I'll drag your metal butts off!
06:58Ew!
07:01We don't want to hurt them. They're our friends. They're just under mind control.
07:05Aw, little baby going back to his burger-less crib?
07:09Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
07:11Bam!
07:15It's the day of the big match.
07:17Sonic and gang versus Cyborg Sonic and Cyborg gang.
07:21Truly a match for the ages and cyborg ages.
07:24You're going down!
07:25I want a fair game, but I want a lot of things I don't get, like a fondue set.
07:55It's the end of the first half, and things are not looking good for that rec center.
07:59Keep it mean, keep it unfair, and we've got this!
08:05How do we beat our unsportsmanlike counterparts?
08:07The key is to figure out where their weaknesses and our strengths overlap.
08:11Nerd alert!
08:15How original.
08:16That's it! They're too dumb now to be creative.
08:20We need to get a little... unpredictable.
08:22We've got to get back to our roots.
08:24Let's do it!
08:26Yeah!
08:26It's worth a shot.
08:27Which goal is ours again?
08:29The second half is about to begin, and Team Sonic is nowhere to be found.
08:34What's taking those dweebs so long?
09:55Yeah!
09:58Does not compute!
10:00Does not compute!
10:02Team Sonic wins!
10:08We did it! The rec center is ours!
10:11These kids today at their wacky soccer shows, when I was a boy, you got a grapefruit and a broken
10:17trash can, and you were happy to have that?
10:22Now that we only have seconds left to resolve this thing, and since everyone loves the rec center, I've decided
10:29to keep it open!
10:31I'll close the library instead!
10:35All right, Egghead, time to uphold your end of the bargain and let the cyborgs go.
10:39I ain't freeing nobody! Cyborgs, attack!
10:55It's the wristbands! That's what's controlling them!
11:08Hey! Those things are expensive!
11:12Uh-oh.
11:13Yeah!
11:14Ow!
11:15Ow!
11:16Yeah!
11:17Woo!
11:18I believe in my feet!
11:22You're the one that i'm gonna hate!
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