00:25Good morning, world!
00:30Good morning, chair!
00:33Good morning, plant!
00:37Good morning, hammer!
00:39Hammer!
00:41Hammer!
00:47I can't believe my hammer's gone!
00:49It's who I am!
00:51It's like Sonic without his speed!
00:53Or me without my fists!
00:55Where are they?
00:56They're on your hands!
01:00Oh, thank goodness!
01:02For a moment there I was as useless as Amy without her hammer!
01:05Who'd want to steal your hammer anyway?
01:08Morning, losers!
01:10Eggman! You stole my hammer!
01:12If I wanted a hammer, I'd make one myself!
01:15I was having such a lovely morning,
01:17and now you got me all worked up!
01:18So what are you gonna do about it, attack us?
01:23What are you gonna do about it, attack us?
01:25What are you gonna do about it, attack us?
01:26Nice going, Sonic!
01:38What am I supposed to do with my hands?
01:53Knuckles was right.
01:54I am useless.
01:58What?
01:59I can't help that I'm insightful.
02:01Well, I guess we need to deal with this.
02:03Sorry, Egghead. Need to make this a quick one.
02:05I completely understand!
02:09Amy, your worries are over.
02:11We didn't find your hammer,
02:13but we did find this crate of hand-to-hand combat weapons!
02:18And the best part is,
02:20they're all unregistered with the serial numbers scratched off.
02:23I appreciate your help, everyone,
02:24but I called a professional.
02:29In this modest, some-would-call-tragically-small hovel,
02:33I, Vector the Detector,
02:35will begin my investigation of
02:37The Case of the Missing Hammer!
02:40Vector?
02:41What are you doing here?
02:42Cut!
02:43No, no, no!
02:44You're excited that Vector's here!
02:47Sonic, have you seen his show?
02:49He'll find my hammer for sure!
02:51When did you get a reality show?
02:53When they paid me big-time TV do-re-mi!
02:58You should probably see an optometrist about that.
03:02I'm here outside of the VIX domicile,
03:05looking for clues.
03:06I'm looking for clues, too!
03:08And I can do it 50 times faster than Vector!
03:13Nope, nothing.
03:14That criminal mastermind left no trace.
03:16Yeah, no trace.
03:17Except these footprints!
03:27A Meb Burger VIP card?
03:29I've never seen one of those before!
03:30They're reserved for the cultural elite.
03:32We have our first clue!
03:37We're gonna need this palooka to name names.
03:39And unlike these soft drink cups,
03:41he ain't gonna spill easy.
03:43Time for the old good cop, bad cop routine.
03:45I'll play bad cop.
03:47This is my clambake!
03:48And I always play bad cop!
03:50Could I take your order?
03:52What's the skinny on this VIP card?
03:54I don't know what you're talking about!
03:57Whoa!
03:59My partner wants to go easy on you.
04:01He believes your little fairy tale,
04:03but something smells rotten to me.
04:05It's Meb Burger.
04:06That's just how it smells.
04:10Okay, I admit it!
04:12The Meb Burger VIP program is a sham!
04:14We just give cards out to disgruntled customers to make them feel special!
04:18Nearly everyone in town's got one!
04:21I don't have one!
04:22Well, somebody's gotta pay full price to offset the steep discounts everyone else is getting.
04:32How'd it go with Vector?
04:36Dead end.
04:39Maybe a TV break will take your mind off things.
04:45It's a singing competition show where I, along with the wife of an aging rock star and some guy you've
04:51never heard of,
04:52harshly criticize regular people and crush their dreams.
04:56Sounds great!
04:57You know what else sounds great?
04:58Surgery without anesthesia!
05:01I mean, I've used butter knives that weren't that dull.
05:05I tried watching that show last night.
05:08My TV pulled the plug on itself!
05:12Whatever.
05:14Ha ha!
05:15He can dish it, but he can't take it!
05:17Can it, Wolfie?
05:22Move along!
05:23Nothing to see here!
05:25Whoa!
05:26Look at that!
05:27Someone smashed up this comedy chimp sign!
05:30Hey, everyone!
05:30You gotta see this!
05:33Whoever did this must really hate comedy chimp.
05:36These marks are from my hammer!
05:38So your hammer's become sentient and hates hacky comedy?
05:42That's one theory!
05:43But my money's on Justin Beaver!
05:45After comedy chimp clowned him last night, the guy must've gone bananas!
05:49Which means, he's the jamok who pinched this tomato's hammer!
05:52That's all well and good, Vector, but you're still missing one thing.
05:56Any evidence at all?
05:57That's why I propose a stakeout!
06:02We've been waiting all day!
06:04Stakeouts are never like this on TV!
06:06There's usually two lines of dialogue and then they see their guy!
06:08Yeah, well, life's not like TV!
06:11There he is!
06:13There he is!
06:23It must be some kind of beaver conspiracy!
06:32The jig is up, Justin!
06:37He's taking hostages!
06:39We're not hostages!
06:40We're a book club!
06:41We meet here every night!
06:43A book club?
06:44I gotta keep it on the clandestine!
06:46Cause if my vapid fanbase discovered that I enjoy fine literature, they'd shun me!
06:50I'd be anathema to them!
06:52Hmm, his vocabulary checks out!
06:54And so does his alibi!
06:56If he was here last night, he ain't the palooka that smashed that comedy chimp sign!
07:01Well, keep your chins up!
07:02Tomorrow we'll go back to the original crime scene!
07:05See, we can't find another clue!
07:13Vector, I found something!
07:16This must have been the Garniff's vantage point!
07:19He was chowing down on this pie while waiting to cop that doll's hammer!
07:23But who eats a pie from the middle?
07:25I don't know!
07:26But while you were flapping your gums, I formulated a foolproof plan to find out!
07:32A pie festival?
07:33Now all we gotta do is see which one of these jokers eats their pie from the middle out!
07:55Great idea, Vector! That pie festival was a bust!
07:58Only thing we learned is that our villagers ignore tip jars!
08:01I didn't see you coming up with anything, Furball!
08:04Who you calling Furball, Leatherhead?!
08:06Now, Wolfie, I noticed you weren't at the big pie festival today!
08:10We didn't want you to miss out, so...
08:21Let's look at the clues!
08:22Who has a Meh Burger VIP card, a grudge against comedy chimp, and is continuously hit in the face with
08:30pies!
08:30Old Monkey!
08:33No!
08:34The real culprit is somebody with a hackneyed prop comedy routine who could utilize an oversized hammer!
08:41Wolferton T sidekick!
08:43Hi-oh!
08:44Wait, what?
08:48My hammer!
08:52No, I didn't steal anything!
08:56Okay, maybe that joke about airplane food, but I'd never do this!
09:01Oh, thank you so, so, so, so, so much!
09:03Nothing could replace my hammer!
09:05It's one of a kind!
09:13Great job, Vector!
09:15Yeah, but something that Skirt said has been rattling my chain!
09:18Her hammer is one of a kind!
09:20Why would he steal something for his routine that's so easily recognizable?
09:24Vec, baby, you did good!
09:26You got the guy!
09:27Let it go!
09:36Vector, where's your camera crew?
09:38Things got a little dodgy, and I'm flying solo!
09:41This thing goes much deeper than I thought!
09:43I need your help, Mac!
09:57Now, back to the thrilling conclusion of the case of the missing hammer!
10:03Amy's hammer!
10:04Found!
10:05By me!
10:06But!
10:06Was the wolf really the culprit?
10:08Or was he a patsy?
10:11With the help of Sonic the Hedgehog,
10:12we're about to find out!
10:14All clues pointed to Justin Beaver,
10:17but when he had an alibi,
10:19the clues mysteriously shifted to Wolf's sidekick!
10:22So, who had a grudge against Justin?
10:24And access to Wolf's sidekick's prop chest?
10:30Hey, you're not the pizza guy!
10:32Dixon was the hammer thief!
10:33He has a Med Burger VIP card,
10:35as well as a motive to frame Justin Beaver!
10:38After his failed singing career,
10:40Justin 86 Dixon is his manager!
10:42But when Justin's alibi checked out,
10:44he had to frame somebody else!
10:46As a TV producer,
10:47he had access to the studio,
10:49and planted the hammer in Wolf's sidekick's prop chest!
10:52What do you gotta say for yourself, you mug?
10:58Pizza's here, Dixon,
11:00and it comes with extra justice!
11:08Looks like we make a pretty good team after all!
11:11We nabbed the real crook,
11:13and nobody got hurt!
11:14Hello?
11:16Don't I get a phone call or something?
11:19Hi-yo...
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