00:24The End
00:30Oh, no!
00:31Oh, no!
00:33Oh!
00:36They call Sonic a hero because he can beat that guy?
00:39I could beat that nitwit with just one third of my robot army!
00:42But would anybody call me a hero? No!
00:45What I need is my own neck suit to show these plebeians
00:48how fragile their meaningless existence is.
00:51Dude, dark.
00:53Oh, sorry. I haven't had my morning coffee yet.
00:56I always get so cranky-wanky.
01:23Look at this thing. Deflector shields, tractor beams, lasers, power windows.
01:29This is my ninth symphony!
01:39No batteries? But I just charged the thing.
01:42I guess all these features are using too much juice.
01:44I bet those power windows put me over the top.
01:47May I suggest you simply remove some features?
01:49May I suggest I simply remove your head?
01:56Eggman seems despondent.
01:57Probably has jury duty or something.
01:59Well, I'm gonna go talk to him.
02:02Our dynamic with Eggman is very confusing.
02:04Really? As far as I know, this is how grown men and tween animal people always interact.
02:08What's wrong, Eggman?
02:10Oh, the usual. Built the best mech suit literally ever and can't find an awesome enough power source to handle
02:17it!
02:17Wish I could help you, but since you're probably building this thing to destroy us, I don't think helping is
02:22in my best interest.
02:24But maybe there's someone else you can talk to.
02:26Oh, like I'm just gonna run into someone who understands the ups and downs of mech suit ownership.
02:38I'm just sick of Sonic winning all the time.
02:41Tell me about it, Broseph.
02:42It's as if we're not allowed to win.
02:44Like there's a strict set of formulaic guidelines.
02:47Sigh.
02:48And my mech suit would beat him every time if I could just get to the tummel crystal.
02:51Tummel ho-ha what?
02:52The legendary tummel crystal.
02:54That thing could power any mech suit.
02:56It's believed to be buried in the catacombs deep below the Buddy Buddy temple, so...
03:01Oh well.
03:02Too bad about that.
03:04Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to get something other than the tummel crystal.
03:07Like a potato or something.
03:09Don't follow me!
03:15Warning.
03:16Incoming magnetic pulsar.
03:18AI malfunction imminent.
03:20Will I dream Eggman?
03:38Yeah 만들
03:44Oh perfect, they're nitwits.
03:47Oh great cyborg centaur!
03:50Please spare our worthless lives.
03:52All right, fine. I won't destroy you, but you must swear eternal servitude to me.
03:58Done and done. Now, as is custom in our culture, we will polish and shine your glorious metal butt.
04:07That's okay. My metal bomb is shiny already.
04:11What I really want is for you to help me find the legendary tumble crystal, which is buried deep within
04:16these cave walls.
04:17Well, that sounds like a lot of work.
04:19I don't care how you get it done, but it's the only thing I want.
04:22Oh, and an awesome cape. And maybe a hat.
04:35Sonic, just admit it. We're lost.
04:38Trust me. I know where to go.
04:41Wait, this is Gogobull Village.
04:43Okay, maybe you shouldn't have trusted me. We better split before we get Gogobud into doing something annoying.
04:49It's kind of weird, but the place looks empty.
04:52Except for me.
04:53But of course I don't count. Chopped Liver is my middle name.
04:57I'd change it, but the county clerk was taken away by Froglodytes, along with everyone else.
05:02That's terrible.
05:03Oh, I'll be fine. And I'm sure my friends and relatives are thrilled to be captured and put to work
05:09in the mines.
05:11I'll just enjoy the quiet, while all that my civilization created is lost to time.
05:17Okay, we get it. We'll save them and bring them home. Told ya.
05:28Oh, this hammer is so heavy.
06:01That's why you're doing it and not me.
06:02Of eternal servitude, don't you understand?
06:06So, how's that mining going?
06:08These Gogobuz can't do anything.
06:12Well, someone's got to dig up my tumble crystal, and it's either going to be them or you.
06:17Oh, very well. Back to work!
06:20But we're on break.
06:22Break!
06:30Oh, well, we tried, poor Gogobuz.
06:32Come on. We have to save them.
06:36I know.
06:45Oh.
07:05Oh, why was that grape-a-coconut?
07:13Great Lord Metalbutt, the tumble crystal is within our reach.
07:18Once I have that, my power will be limitless.
07:22Sounds like it's time for old Sonic to step in.
07:25We should be fine, as long as there aren't any booby traps.
07:31Smooth move, fox boy.
07:33Ah, Sonic the Hedgehog.
07:36Snooping as usual, I see.
07:38Seize them!
07:49Hey, be careful with that!
07:51It's not insured when someone else is using it.
07:56Hey, I found the tumble crystal.
07:59Oh, yeah! Crystal me, baby!
08:04We gotta do something, like, now.
08:06If I can talk that Gogoba into giving me back my hammer, I can bust us out of here.
08:10I just have to use a little reverse psychology.
08:13Great idea. I always want to do the opposite of what you tell me.
08:16But that might be more my problem than yours.
08:22I can't believe how strong you are. I bet I couldn't even lift that hammer.
08:28Huh, nonsense. Women's equality and all that. You go right ahead, little lady.
08:40Hey, you're not a magic flying father figure. You're just like us.
08:45Well, time to cause mayhem.
08:57Tail to the king, baby!
09:06We're bumping with the flavor now!
09:10No!
09:17Yeah!
09:18Yeah!
09:18Go, go, go!
09:23Ah!
09:32Huh?
09:36Ah!
09:38I know.
09:39That's not true!
09:47Ah!
09:48Right here...
09:50Ah!
09:52Ah!
09:52Ah!
09:53Ah!
09:53Yeah!
09:56Fire Missile!
10:02Engage Cocker Beans!
10:08Goodbye, Sonic!
10:14No!
10:18I guess we're all going down together in a blaze of glory!
10:22Where's that self-destruct button?
10:28Yep, power windows were a mistake.
10:38No! Stop bowing!
10:40Don't you see?
10:42Look how easily this man tricked you into doing his bidding.
10:46You need to think critically for yourselves,
10:49and not waste your lives bowing to false kings.
10:52He's right! Bow to him!
10:55Watcha! Watcha! Watcha!
11:18Watcha!
11:19Watcha!
11:20Watcha!
11:23Officers
11:24Wait!
11:25Watcha!
11:26There is good animal.
11:27Who wants to solve it?
11:28A littleエイ gray lass...
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