Chapolin Colorado é um dos personagens mais icônicos da televisão latino-americana, criado por Roberto Gómez Bolaños, o eterno Chespirito. Com seu jeito atrapalhado, coração enorme e frases inesquecíveis, o herói mais querido da TV sempre aparece quando ninguém mais tem coragem.
Neste vídeo, você confere episódios clássicos do Chapolin Colorado, totalmente dublados em português, trazendo humor, sátira e aventuras que marcaram gerações. Uma verdadeira viagem nostálgica para fãs antigos e uma ótima oportunidade para quem quer conhecer esse personagem lendário.
Ideal para quem gosta de comédia clássica, séries antigas e produções que fizeram história na televisão.
Assista, relembre e divirta-se com o herói que não contava com a astúcia de seus inimigos!
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Neste vídeo, você confere episódios clássicos do Chapolin Colorado, totalmente dublados em português, trazendo humor, sátira e aventuras que marcaram gerações. Uma verdadeira viagem nostálgica para fãs antigos e uma ótima oportunidade para quem quer conhecer esse personagem lendário.
Ideal para quem gosta de comédia clássica, séries antigas e produções que fizeram história na televisão.
Assista, relembre e divirta-se com o herói que não contava com a astúcia de seus inimigos!
Tags:
#Chapolin Colorado, #Chapolin, #Chespirito, #Roberto Gómez Bolaños, #séries clássicas, #humor clássico, #comédia mexicana, #televisão antiga, #episódios clássicos, #dublado em português, nostalgia, #séries antigas, #TV clássica, humor latino, herói atrapalhado
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00:02More agile than a turtle, stronger than a mouse, smarter than a donkey, he is Chapolin.
00:47More agile than a turtle, stronger than a donkey, he is Chapolin.
00:58More agile than a turtle, stronger than a donkey.
01:26More agile than a turtle, stronger than a donkey.
01:28Already.
01:30No, no, no, gentlemen, wait a minute.
01:31Yes, yes, yes, don't worry, I already know, I know, don't worry.
01:35But tell me something, is it true that he's busy?
01:39Yes sir, he is very busy.
02:06I'm tired of waiting, that's enough.
02:07I can't keep waiting any longer.
02:08No, no, no, sir, wait, wait, wait, please.
02:21Please forgive me, Dr. Valdez.
02:23I tried to prevent that gentleman from entering, but...
02:25Okay, okay, miss, okay.
02:28This is Dr. Chapatin.
02:29He is my personal physician.
02:32Yes, but Jolly, I recommended that you do some physical exercise.
02:36And the first thing I find is you there, resting, leaning back on the rug.
02:40Well, well, but it was you who knocked me down...
02:42No, no, no, sir, don't answer me.
02:44I've told you this a thousand times, there's nothing better than exercise for killing germs.
02:50So my secretary can't exercise?
02:57Which he called a microbe.
03:00Yes, the pot calling the kettle black.
03:03Excuse me.
03:04Our.
03:07Okay, but tell me, how are you feeling?
03:10Do you really want to know, doctor?
03:11Bad.
03:12Very bad.
03:13Very bad.
03:14Very downcast.
03:15Very depressed.
03:17I can't relax.
03:18No.
03:18Calm down, calm down.
03:20Listen to me.
03:20This has nothing to do with microbes, right?
03:23Oh, really?
03:23No, tell me the truth.
03:24By any chance, would you know if you haven't been suffering lately because of some woman?
03:33Yes, doctor.
03:34Yes yes.
03:35Two women made me suffer, doctor.
03:38And a man.
03:41Did a man make you suffer?
03:43Uh-huh.
03:44Yes, doctor.
03:45What it was?
03:46He was my dentist.
03:47I'm talking about my dentist.
03:49Lately, I've been having a lot of problems with my dentures and teeth.
03:54Lately?
03:55Yes.
03:56You always had teeth like chewed corn cobs.
03:59No no.
04:00I had.
04:01Because I've been wearing dentures for four days now.
04:05Look.
04:06Ha, ha, ha.
04:07And it cost me five bucks, doctor.
04:09Oh, what an idiot.
04:11Why?
04:11Because for fifty bucks I could have gotten him the false teeth that my grandmother gave me.
04:17left as an inheritance.
04:19No, it's not that big of a deal, doctor.
04:20No, no, no, no.
04:21But don't worry.
04:22It wasn't used very often.
04:24Oh, really?
04:24No no.
04:25My grandmother died four months ago.
04:27Just that.
04:28What?
04:29Are you suggesting that four months ago there was someone older than you?
04:36Are you implying that I'm old?
04:38No no.
04:38Absolutely not, doctor.
04:39Absolutely not.
04:40But I don't know why I think you went to the dentist when they made your dentures.
04:44with mammoth ivory.
04:46No, no, no, no, doctor.
04:48Stop, stop.
04:48It was a joke, Doctor Word.
04:50I don't do it anymore.
04:50Okay, but tell me one thing.
04:51Why haven't you been doing the exercises as I recommended?
04:54Listen here, doctor.
04:56I've been getting up at six in the morning to play golf for a week now.
05:00Just look.
05:01Ah, golf?
05:02Do you play golf?
05:03Well, I'm starting to learn and, by the way, today I called an instructor over to see if...
05:08He teaches me.
05:09Let me ask my secretary if he has arrived yet.
05:11Excuse me, doctor.
05:13Miss.
05:14Yes, Mr. Valdez.
05:15Hey, by any chance, did some golf instructor come looking for me?
05:18What is he like?
05:20Well, I wouldn't know because I don't know him personally, I just called.
05:23for him.
05:24Yes, no, doctor.
05:25No one I knew came here, except for that Dr. Chapatin.
05:29Good, right?
05:29Ah, but they just called from the boardroom asking if you could come over.
05:34That's the moment.
05:34Oh my God, I'm going to have to go there.
05:37Look, please, if an instructor comes, ask them to identify themselves and let them in.
05:41Oh, buy it here.
05:41Wait for me a moment.
05:42Yes, Mr. Valdez.
05:43Excuse me.
06:10Oh my God, I'm going to have to go there.
06:36Oh, what happened there?
06:39Good morning, miss.
06:41Good morning, sir.
06:42Excuse me, miss, is Mr. Valdez there?
06:45From whom?
06:46I am Professor François, who felt the sensation of la passão.
06:51Golf instructor.
06:53Ah, yes, yes, please come in.
06:56With permission.
06:57All of it.
06:59Hello.
07:02Who told you to get in the way?
07:04Ah, it was your fault.
07:05I was playing and you suddenly walked in.
07:08And how dare you play golf?
07:11He hasn't even received the first elementary lesson.
07:14Ah.
07:15First, they should have let me teach golf.
07:17Oh, are you going to teach me?
07:19Naturally.
07:20Look, it's not a bad idea, it's not a bad idea.
07:22So let's get started right away.
07:23Yes, yes, yes, sir.
07:24One shot.
07:25Yes.
07:29The gentleman who asked.
07:31He was supposed to give me a golf club.
07:34Oh, you want a taco.
07:36Please.
07:38Here, is this one good?
07:39Perfect, perfect, perfect.
07:42Now, pay attention.
07:43The first thing to do is to place your feet firmly on the ground.
07:52Très bien, now hold the bat very firmly.
08:00Au contraire.
08:04No, vice, it's taco au contraire.
08:07As?
08:08Ah, it's because I'm a beginner.
08:11Very good.
08:12Are you ready?
08:13Yes.
08:13The third one, the left arm very stiff.
08:19And the law is completely loose.
08:27Perfect, perfect.
08:29Fourth, you must never take your eyes off the ball.
08:37But no, no, no, no.
08:39What are you doing?
08:40That's what you ordered.
08:41What I mean is that there is no losing sight of the truth.
08:44Oh yes.
08:47Ready.
08:48Perfect, perfect.
08:50Now, move the bat back.
08:58Younger, sir, what are you doing?
09:00What you ordered.
09:02The club should go behind the shoulder.
09:05Oh, I already said I'm a beginner.
09:08I don't understand how you could tell me you've been practicing golf for three weeks already.
09:12And when did I say that?
09:13When he called me to hire me.
09:16I?
09:16What time?
09:17Are you crazy?
09:18What if it's not Dr. Valdez?
09:20But he's stupid, isn't he?
09:22Dr. Valdez is the one who left here a little while ago.
09:26It's very easy to recognize him because he's wearing new dentures.
09:31He should have told me from the beginning.
09:33I wouldn't have wasted my time teaching golf.
09:36Ah, if only you had asked me from the beginning.
09:38D-d-d-d-d-golf.
09:40How it is?
09:41Yes, besides, I don't need anyone to teach me how to play golf.
09:45Step aside, I'll show you how the game is done.
09:56Greek gift
10:05Happy birthday to you!
10:07Goodnight!
10:08Goodnight!
10:09Goodnight!
10:10Welcome to this humble home.
10:12Thanks.
10:13A mansion?
10:13Wow, it feels like we were the first guests to arrive.
10:16Yes.
10:18And the only ones.
10:32But there was no need to bother bringing that.
10:35No, don't worry.
10:36You know, I own a bakery, so it didn't cost me anything.
10:39What I didn't bring were candles, because I don't know if we're celebrating a birthday, a holy day...
10:43No!
10:44Neither a birthday nor a holy day.
10:47My wedding.
10:49Congratulations!
10:50Please come in.
10:51Yes, of course!
10:52It's a pleasure.
10:53Come in, my daughter, come in.
10:55Damn!
10:56Wow, so many wedding gifts!
10:58Yes true.
10:59Damn!
11:00And the bride?
11:01And you!
11:03What it was?
11:03What it was?
11:04What it was?
11:04What it was?
11:04What did I say?
11:06I've said it a million times already.
11:07Marry me and these gifts will be yours.
11:10I've told you a million times already.
11:12I'd rather die than marry someone like you.
11:15Yes.
11:15Oh, really?
11:16Then your father and you will lose your lives.
11:20Never, sir.
11:21I'd rather die than lose my life.
11:26Do you know this one?
11:26Oh, really?
11:27Yes sir.
11:27Because I want you to know that hidden in one of these packages is a time bomb that will explode.
11:35within five minutes.
11:37What's that?
11:38What is that?
11:40Oh, my daughter.
11:42My daughter.
11:43I feel like I'm going to faint.
11:45You have my full support, Dad.
11:46No, my daughter.
11:47I'm saying I'm going to faint.
11:48The will, the will.
11:49I'm going to faint.
11:50I'm going to faint.
11:52I'm going to faint.
11:56There!
12:02And now, who can defend me?
12:06I!
12:08El Chapulín Colorado!
12:13They hadn't counted on my cunning?
12:16Oh, how wonderful that El Chapulín Colorado has arrived!
12:19One of these packages contains a time bomb.
12:21A bomb—re what?
12:23Logic.
12:23Our!
12:24And it will explode within five minutes.
12:27Within five thousand, what?
12:29Notes!
12:30Pull!
12:32Yes!
12:32But don't worry, let's not panic.
12:35Now it's all a matter of figuring out which package contains the ticking time bomb.
12:40Follow my pockets?
12:41Yes!
12:42Ah!
12:42Ah!
12:44Did you get hurt?
12:46No.
12:46I did it intentionally to see if the ticking time bomb was in that package.
12:51All my moves are coldly calculated.
12:55Yes of course.
12:56Chapolin Colorado, wouldn't it be better if we used another method to find out which package contains the bomb?
13:02Well, I know a method, but I don't know if it's very safe.
13:06And what is it?
13:06Unidunite, salamemingue, sorvete, colore...
13:09No, no, no.
13:09It doesn't work.
13:10There is no other method.
13:11Ah, we can do it that way.
13:12We grabbed a package and dropped it hard.
13:15And we watch very carefully to see if an explosion occurs.
13:19No, no, no.
13:20What we must do is examine each package very carefully to see which one contains the ticking time bomb.
13:26this.
13:26That's exactly what I was going to say.
13:28Follow my pockets.
13:34Chapolin.
13:34What?
13:35This box is empty.
13:36How empty?
13:37Yes.
13:40I suspected it from the beginning.
13:43But don't worry, there's no danger.
13:45El Chapulín Colorado has never been defeated, ever.
13:52Chapolin Colorado.
13:53What?
13:54I think all these boxes are empty.
13:57It seems that shameless fellow wanted to give me some fresh air as a gift.
14:00Well, I'd say that the way things are, it wouldn't be a bad thing.
14:04With so much pollution, clean air is becoming increasingly expensive.
14:08Perhaps.
14:09No, no maybes, only certainties.
14:11Didn't you happen to give them the newspapers, the fresh air...?
14:13There!
14:16Careful!
14:16You fell.
14:18No.
14:19Suddenly I felt like slamming my nose into the ground.
14:22Ah!
14:23And now, instead of asking silly questions, keep looking for the bomb.
14:26Yes, that's what I was doing.
14:28I don't even win from disappointments.
14:33Another empty one.
14:45Yeah, nothing here either.
14:49Chapolin Colorado, I have a very important question.
14:52What will we do when we find the ticking time bomb?
14:56Chapolin Colorado?
14:59Chapolin, I'm telling you what happened.
15:02It's just that when I put the box over there to the left...
15:07What?
15:08It's just that when I put the box over there to the left...
15:11I didn't understand.
15:13It's just that I...
15:14Look, put one box on top of that other box.
15:19Why?
15:20Come on, put it on already so we can see what happens.
15:22It's OK.
15:23And on top of that.
15:25That.
15:26And now what?
15:27Look, the box is already broken.
15:29Like this?
15:31Don't forget, go on, keep looking for the box.
15:33No, not the box, the time bomb.
15:35Okay, okay.
15:37Yeah, there it is, there it is.
15:42No, no, no, no.
15:45Watch out, Chapolin!
15:47Careful.
15:48Oh, be careful.
15:58That's enough.
16:02There's the wrongdoer.
16:03No, no, what is that?
16:05No, no, no, Chapolin, that's not the villain.
16:07This is my father.
16:07Yes, Chapolin, yes.
16:09I suspected it from the beginning.
16:11Listen, he's the culprit over there.
16:12Listen, I can't find the keys to get out of this house.
16:16I can't find them.
16:17Great, Chapolin!
16:18Bravo, bravo.
16:19I didn't have much of a cunning for myself.
16:20I'm grateful.
16:22Don't interfere, man.
16:24It's not that I have to hit him.
16:26Look, Chapolin.
16:27Look, Chapolin.
16:40That's enough, that's enough, that's enough, I surrender, I surrender, I surrender, that's enough.
16:43And may I ask why on earth you came back knowing that this place is a ticking time bomb?
16:47Yes, it's just that I can't find the keys to leave the house.
16:50Everything is locked up.
16:51Our.
16:52And where is this ticking time bomb?
16:54Here, here.
16:55I just found her.
16:57Be careful, my daughter.
16:57It was about time.
16:58Follow my lead.
16:58Be careful, daughter.
16:59Take care.
17:00Be very careful.
17:01Why be careful?
17:02Because it's a ticking time bomb, Chapolin.
17:03Oh, dear mommy.
17:05No, no, no, Chapolin, take this away from me.
17:07No, no, no.
17:17But why didn't it explode?
17:19Ah, that's because it has a very precise timing mechanism.
17:23And it won't explode until five minutes have passed.
17:26I suspected it from the beginning.
17:28So it is.
17:29So you can see that Chapolin Colorado has never been defeated, ever.
17:46Daddy!
17:50Daddy!
17:52So much pollution.
18:05Here you are, miss.
18:07Thank you very much.
18:08Congratulations.
18:09How can we help you, sir?
18:13And you?
18:15Yes, it's me.
18:16Yes, it's him.
18:20So this is your father's bakery, right?
18:23Yes, so what?
18:25And they're thinking of making a lot of money selling all these cakes, right?
18:30Yes, so what?
18:32And you turned down my marriage proposal, didn't you?
18:36Yes, so what?
18:38Nothing.
18:40I'd simply like to know if you would dare to sell these cakes knowing that I put poison in one of them.
18:48Is one of them poisoned?
18:50Yes, so what?
18:53No.
18:54Please tell me which cake is poisoned, tell me.
18:58Never!
19:01No, this is an unspeakable evil.
19:04Never!
19:05That's evil, you monster!
19:12And now, who can defend me?
19:17So what?
19:20El Chapulín Colorado!
19:23I won't be there anymore!
19:40Careful!
19:41Did you get hurt?
19:42No.
19:43I did it intentionally; all my movements are coldly calculated.
19:48That's something, at least.
19:49How wonderful that El Chapulín Colorado has arrived!
19:52One of those cakes is poisoned.
19:54What did it poison?
19:55Swimming.
19:56Oh no!
19:57And the person who eats it will die like a poisoned cockroach.
20:01Like what kind of bar?
20:02Intoxicated by what?
20:02Rat-each.
20:04Pull!
20:06Well, look, I don't see what the problem would be.
20:08It's all a matter of throwing away the poisoned cake.
20:11Yes, but the problem is that we don't know which of those cakes is poisoned.
20:15Wow, I suspected it from the beginning.
20:17But don't worry, El Chapulín Colorado has never been defeated, ever!
20:23Oh my God.
20:26Dad, something awful happened.
20:28Yes, my daughter.
20:29I met a criminal outside and he already told me everything.
20:31But calm down, calm down, let's not panic.
20:35I know a foolproof way to find out which cake is poisoned.
20:39Oh, really?
20:40Let's see, tell me quickly.
20:41What is that method?
20:42Just look at that.
20:43It all comes down to...
20:52I was saying that it all comes down to writing down the names of everyone who comes here to buy cakes.
20:57Yes yes.
20:57And then the very next day, you just look for those names in the obituary pages of the newspapers.
21:03Chapolin Colorado?
21:05Do you believe we are capable of doing something like that?
21:09And you think I was talking?
21:15Was I serious?
21:17I just wanted to test whether you two were honorable.
21:22Just that.
21:23Well, I don't know, Chapolin.
21:24To be honest, I wouldn't want to lose the money I invested in all these cakes.
21:29Yes, but I'm going to warn you about something.
21:31Either you lose that money or...
21:44I was saying that either you lose that money or you risk becoming a murderer.
21:49I think, Dad, that we should do anything to avoid putting the life of another human being at risk.
21:54Ruining my business?
21:56That's going to be the only way, yes.
21:57Look, daughter, you'll have to forgive me, but since I didn't put poison in any cake, I'm going to sell it.
22:02You're not going to sell anything.
22:03Yes, I will sell it.
22:04You're not going to...
22:08I'm saying, please stop this.
22:10This problem needs to be solved in a logical way.
22:14We have to look for a solution using our heads.
22:17Something must be coming out of Chapolin Colorado's head.
22:20Besides my little vinyl antennas...
22:23See, daughter?
22:25See?
22:25El Chapulín Colorado's head is filled with cement, son.
22:31Repeat that.
22:31I said that El Chapulín Colorado's head is stuffed with cement.
22:38Repeat that.
22:39He said that Chapolin Colorado's head is stuffed with...
22:45Cement.
22:46They hadn't counted on my cunning.
22:49And now, yes, we have to throw all the cakes away.
22:51Chapolin, but that's my business, Chapolin!
22:53We have to throw the cakes away.
22:54Calm down, Dad.
22:54We can't risk someone eating for a business deal.
22:57Don't worry, my lovely daddy.
22:59It's ruining my life.
23:02Understand, daddy.
23:03Human lives are more important.
23:04And now, it's all over.
23:09Chapolin Colorado, wait.
23:10Wait a moment.
23:11Look, I'm going to help you so you can see that I'm collaborating with João.
23:14No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
23:15You'll end up getting dirty with the poisoned cake.
23:17No, man.
23:34Did you know that you shouldn't hit a woman, not even with the meringue from a cake?
23:39But that's not the case, Chapolin.
23:42Ah, by crouching down, right?
23:47You crouched down again.
23:53They hadn't counted on my cunning.
23:56Chapolin Colorado has to force this villain to tell us which cake is poisoned.
24:00I'll force him right now.
24:02What it is?
24:03The poisoned cake?
24:04Am I eating?
24:07This one here, I'm eating it.
24:09Help me.
24:11Help, please help me.
24:13Help me.
24:14They hadn't counted on my cunning.
24:26Now.
24:30It's out now.
24:32Here you go.
24:33I brought it.
24:34Here you go.
24:35And there.
24:38How is it that...
24:39Don't you see ru endor?
24:41Bye, bye.