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01:28The Midnight Express
01:30From Trenton, New Jersey
01:32And Fort Stile
01:33Now we're riding on track 13
01:37All aboard!
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02:11R-r-r-r-r-r!
02:16R-r-r-r-r-r...
02:21R-r-r-r-r-r...
02:37Ah!
02:42Ah!
02:44Ah!
02:47Ah!
02:51Ah!
03:00Ah!
03:13Hey, I've been working on this all the live-long day.
03:17Do you have any idea what time it is?
03:21Isn't it great? It's just like the real thing.
03:24It even makes smoke.
03:33Do you have to make those noises?
03:36What noises?
03:43Never mind.
03:54Get your own train, slime ball.
03:58Yuck!
04:03Next time, buy a ticket.
04:25Do the word stomach pump mean anything to you?
04:29Yuck!
04:39Do you know what time it is?
04:43Well, yeah, that's right.
04:45But what do you want, anyway?
04:48Grand Central Station, huh?
04:50Is this you, Egon?
04:55Is what me?
05:00Ghostbusters, Dr. Venkman speaking.
05:02May I help you?
05:13Couldn't this wait till morning?
05:17Pardon me, boys.
05:18Are you the Ghostbusters?
05:20You got them, we bust them.
05:22Well, good luck, sonny.
05:24I've been working on the railroad a long time.
05:27I've never seen anything like tonight.
05:29Was it a full-torso manifestation or an ectoplasmic energy display?
05:34I don't know anything about that stuff, but I got a feeling that whatever's in there was a railroad man
05:40once.
05:41I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't the ghost of old Casey Jones himself.
06:01What have you got, Egon?
06:04He's here somewhere.
06:06We'd better split up.
06:07I was waiting for someone to say that.
06:13Do you think that God was right about it being the ghost of Casey Jones?
06:17I hope not.
06:23A hundred years ago, Casey Jones was the engineer in the most famous wreck in railroad history.
06:29So?
06:30Old habits are hard to break.
06:34Hey, would you look at that?
06:37Now that's what I call a choo-choo.
06:40Come on, Winston.
06:42Let's check it out.
07:02What's he doing?
07:04He's humming off key.
07:05And it looks like he's drinking a hot cup of coffee and a cold glass of tea.
07:10This ghost could be up for hours.
07:13Let's get him.
07:31Which way did he go?
07:37I'm getting a strong reading.
07:43End of the line.
07:46What?
07:58Nice shot, buddy.
08:00Thanks.
08:11I hate it when he has fun.
08:14Hey, a hat.
08:18What do you think?
08:20It's you.
08:26He's here somewhere.
08:33Right on top of him.
08:35I don't see anything.
08:38Huh?
08:41Talk about traveling light.
08:56What do we do now?
08:59I, uh, let out the sleeves.
09:03I've always loved trains, ever since I was a little boy.
09:06I used to dream about driving a big locomotive.
09:10I studied engineering in college for two years before I found out it didn't have anything to do with trains.
09:19I feel like a real railroad man in this hat.
09:28Help!
09:30What the?
09:31Ah!
09:32Ah!
09:34Peter!
09:43You do?
09:46Hey, wait!
09:59Peter!
10:00Peter!
10:00Peter!
10:10Oh, no!
10:16What's happening?
10:21The ghost.
10:22It's got Peter.
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10:47Why do you think the ghost grabbed Peter?
10:49To get to the other side?
10:51That's what I'm afraid of.
10:52Come on, guys.
10:53We've got a train to catch.
11:10More coal.
11:11More coal.
11:13Sorry, guy.
11:14No can do.
11:14I'm not in the union.
11:16More coal.
11:17Now.
11:19Hey, fella.
11:20This is America.
11:20I've got the right to not work any time I want.
11:23What if I just refuse, huh?
11:40More coal.
11:43Has this thing passed an emissions test?
11:58We'll head them off at the overpass.
12:16We'll head them off at the overpass.
12:16We can jump down when it goes under us.
12:22By the way, has it occurred to anybody that this is amazingly stupid and unreasonably dangerous?
12:33Now!
12:40I can't understand it. We should have landed right in the middle of the fifth car.
12:44I think there were only four cars, Ray.
12:59Have you considered solar energy?
13:02More coal!
13:05Hmm. An old-fashioned guy.
13:12It all looks the same. That's the trouble with New Jersey.
13:20Closer!
13:23A little closer!
13:28What do you say to a coffee break?
13:31More coal!
13:32Whoa!
13:35That's what I thought you'd say.
13:49We're gaining on them.
13:51Can this car float?
13:52Why?
13:54That's why.
14:00What do you say to a coffee break?
14:04What do you say to a coffee break?
14:11What do you say to a coffee break?
14:12What do you say to a coffee break?
14:13What do you say to a coffee break?
14:15What do you say to a coffee break?
14:16What do you say to a coffee break?
14:16What do you say to a coffee break?
14:16What do you say to a coffee break?
14:17What do you say to a coffee break?
14:22What do you say to a coffee break?
14:40I think I lost a feeling.
14:45Where's this train going anyway?
14:49Oblivion.
14:50Eternal rest.
14:53Well, hey, I'm rested, relaxed.
14:56So how about you drop me off at Asbury Park?
15:11This is sure to work.
15:13I'm surprised we didn't think of this before.
15:18Wait a minute, guys.
15:21We need to rethink this.
15:40You know, this isn't so bad after the first four or five tons.
15:46You load 16 tons, and what do you get?
15:52Another day older and deeper in death.
16:02I've got an idea.
16:04Who had that last idea?
16:07Trust me.
16:09No!
16:14Can I parallel park or what?
16:22Listen to the jingle, the rumble and the roar
16:26As it glides along woodland
16:28Through the hills and by the shore
16:33Hear the mighty rush to the engine
16:37Look out!
16:41Get off!
16:48Could we stop the train first?
17:03Whoa!
17:05That's the most amazing thing I've ever seen!
17:07What is it, Ray?
17:12Forget it.
17:13You missed it.
17:22I hope we don't get through any more tunnels.
17:27Anybody got a flashlight?
17:29Stop shoving, Egon.
17:31I'm over here.
17:41Never, ever, ever do that again!
17:55The last one.
17:59I ought to keep this as a souvenir.
18:02More coal!
18:05So?
18:06I'll buy a postcard.
18:08Don't move, Peter.
18:14End of the line, fella.
18:16Please!
18:17Please, don't!
18:18Come on!
18:19Take it like a man!
18:22Whatever.
18:25No!
18:26No, not yet!
18:36Can I move now?
18:39How do trains look to you now, Peter?
18:41I'm just glad this is all over.
18:47I knew I shouldn't have said that.
18:52That's an Amtrak passenger train.
18:55It's ahead of schedule.
18:58Well, now, this is really getting unbelievable.
19:04Time to throw this thing in the reverse.
19:10Just isn't your night, is it?
19:15We can jump.
19:17Hey, I can't.
19:19Put it to a boat?
19:21Jumping won't save the people on the other train.
19:23Yeah, or me either.
19:25You're right, Winston.
19:26I hadn't thought of that.
19:28Glad somebody did.
19:32We don't jump.
19:33What do we do?
19:35I'm open to suggestions.
19:44I guess maybe it was the ghost of K.C. Jones.
19:48That's it.
19:51Peter!
19:54I don't know.
19:56I don't know.
19:56Let's go.
19:57Holy smoke.
20:11What probably?
20:12All right, oh, yeah.
20:15I don't get up.
20:17Chilluit.
20:18That's it.
20:35All right, I'm free.
20:41How did you know the ghost would switch us on to the siding?
20:45Just a brilliant flash of insight.
20:47Everyone knows that some ghosts spend eternity trying to correct mistakes they made in life.
20:53Well, Casey Jones was an engineer. He died in a train wreck.
20:57So I figured his ghost wouldn't rest until he'd set things right.
21:00By preventing a train wreck, he wanted to save someone's life, not take it.
21:06Cause and effect, right? Psychology.
21:09Lucky guess, you know it.
21:13Look, it's Casey Jones.
21:21There he goes.
21:28Have a good one, Casey. You did fine. Real fine.
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21:54We are done.
21:57Have a good one.
22:11We are done.
22:13We are done.
22:18We are done.
22:19We are done.
22:21I'm a dog.
22:23I'm a dog.
22:23I'm a dog.
22:27I'm a dog.
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