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01:40But it is forbidden to go in there.
01:42That was the workshop of Monsieur Affel himself.
01:45Well, you make up your own minds.
01:47I am going to take a snooze in here.
01:55Looks like a museum.
01:57What is that machine?
02:01The equipment? It is still working?
02:03After all these years? Impossible.
02:06Yes, this stuff looks serious.
02:14Ah, that's perfect.
02:17Oops!
02:25What was that?
02:27I knew it. This time he has done it.
02:29I heard there was valuable scientific equipment in there.
02:33Don't worry.
02:35I'll come back tomorrow and replace those lamps.
02:37No one will be the wiser.
02:39Meanwhile, I vote we go home, yes?
02:47Oh, look, honey.
02:49There's a man in period costume.
02:51Oh, how exciting.
02:52Oh, yeah.
02:55Excuse me, sir.
02:57Would you mind posing for a picture with my wife?
02:59Of course not.
03:01But make sure you take me from, uh, my...
03:05And the tower was designed by French engineer Gustave Vifel for the Paris World Fair of 1889.
03:15It is 980 feet high and its lowest section consists of...
03:19Ah!
03:20Ah!
03:34Oh.
03:36Oh, yeah.
03:38Oh, yeah.
03:39I don't like to go.
03:40Oh, yeah, yes, sure.
03:41Oh, yeah, that's a problem.
03:47Oh, yeah, I do know.
03:50Well, I don't know.
03:51true horrible story my friends we must accept the evidence the eiffel tower is haunted it is a
03:59national catastrophe tourists are staying away in droves france is on its knees oh i beg you
04:05messieurs we will pay anything well our schedule is very busy right now but i'm sure we can work
04:12something out i don't know do we have time to go to france right now i have my new satellite
04:17dish
04:17to install so we'll hire someone ray there are some things more important than tv name two that's
04:25not fair there's a whole country out there asking no begging for our help if we play our cards right
04:33we got it made it could be a fascinating change to study some truly alien phenomenon of course
04:40they're alien they're french haven't you heard the man well okay will our rooms be paid for as
04:47part of this deal but of course you will be the guests of my country you will stay in the
04:53best
04:53hotel in paris the best hotel the very best monsieur vinkman well then that's settled when do we leave
05:25go
05:26go
05:26go
05:43I do not understand.
05:46For two days, we have gone everywhere but the Eiffel Tower.
05:50It's all part of our plan.
05:52You can't just bust into an operation like this without doing a little recon first.
05:58Besides, how hard can it be?
06:00After all, it's nothing but a little teeny-weeny tower.
06:13This thing is haunted?
06:15Every inch of it, monsieur.
06:22Because of the emergency, we have shut off the elevators, so you will have to walk, of course.
06:28Walk? But there must be thousands of steps.
06:321,710, according to the guide.
06:45What are they doing that for?
06:47Why, it is played in honor of the brave men who put their lives at the service of La Belle
06:53France.
06:54Lives?
06:56Who said anything about lives?
06:59I salute your courage, monsieur Venkman. I am sure you will do excellent work.
07:05Bonne chance.
07:07Why can't we just get them to switch the power back on so we can take the elevator?
07:12Basic emergency procedure. Never use elevators in cases of ectoplasmic emanations.
07:18Oh, so much for the vacation. Oh, well. What can they do? Eat us?
07:24There's something very strange here. I can't get a reading.
07:46What's wrong, Egon?
07:48Gentlemen, we have a problem.
07:53Peter, back up. Back up, Peter.
07:57Peter, what's the pro...
08:00Down is bad, Ray. Up looks so good to me.
08:09Guys, we're running out of directions.
08:15We'll never make it past him to the next staircase.
08:17The elevator's only a few yards away. If we can talk them into turning the power back on.
08:22Ray, did you ever see Attack of the Zombies?
08:25No. I think you're about to.
08:28It's worth a try.
08:32Monsieur Lucien will risk the elevator. Give us back the power.
08:36I hope you know what you're doing.
08:41All right. You've got the power.
08:44Of course we know what we're doing. Who does he think he is?
08:48Now what do we do?
08:51Let's rush him.
09:10Look at that. Very strange.
09:14Definitely. The girders are absorbing the proton beams. Do you know what this could mean?
09:27It means you're going to get killed unless you get in here. Now.
09:41Sure beats walking.
09:43Yeah. Look up there.
09:45What?
09:45They're attacking the switchboard.
09:50One of us has to go up there and scare them away.
09:53What do you mean up?
09:54The opposite of down.
09:59I'll do it.
10:00I used to be a construction worker.
10:10Okay. Now give me a gun.
10:14All right.
10:15Take this.
10:28Okay. Got him.
10:30Here we are. The second floor.
10:33What?
10:36How can we cross a whole platform of that?
10:39We barely made it the first time.
10:41Hmm.
10:47I have an idea.
10:48Let's reverse the polarity of the beams and aim at the tower, not at the ghosts.
10:53Yes, of course.
10:54That's brilliant.
10:56Unless.
10:57Unless what?
10:58Educate me on unless, Ray.
11:01Well, let's just say that if we're wrong, you won't like it.
11:13That's great.
11:15Yes, but it's only temporary.
11:17It'll contain the ghosts inside for a few minutes.
11:20But we still have to stop the ones that are already free before they stop us.
11:24No.
11:26Okay.
11:27We're at the top floor.
11:39This is it.
11:40This is Eiffel's diary.
11:42All the answers must be in here.
11:44You better find them fast, because we don't have much time.
11:48You're more right than you know.
11:50I couldn't be sure until I saw the equipment.
11:52But now, gentlemen, we are standing atop the largest ghost containment unit ever built.
11:59And it's getting ready to explode.
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12:19As incredible as it may seem, it would appear that Monsieur Eiffel had already developed the principles of modern ectoplasmic
12:25entrapment by the late 1880s.
12:27You mean, the guy was a Ghostbuster?
12:31Yes.
12:32He built this tower as a primitive but efficient type of ghost containment unit.
12:36The ghosts are automatically attracted to and trapped within the tower's very structure.
12:41Wow.
12:42That's what caused it to absorb our particle beams.
12:45I was right.
12:46This is fascinating.
12:47What a wonderful opportunity.
12:49Yeah.
12:50And aren't we all just having a wonderful time?
12:53So what we have here is some kind of leak.
12:55How do we plug it?
12:56Until it was broken, this box was the control for molecularly bonding the ghosts to the tower.
13:02When it was damaged, the tower became psionically porous and the most aggressive ghosts could escape.
13:08How much time do we have before the molecular degeneration becomes irreversible?
13:13Yeah.
13:13How much time before the whatever goes and we're all blown back to Schenectady?
13:18The tower will explode in about 12 hours.
13:22How many ghosts do you think there are in this tower?
13:24Given France's history, contrasting with ghosts per capita, a few million.
13:31Okay, boys.
13:32We don't have any time to lose.
13:33We gotta fix the whatchamacallit, and we gotta fix it fast.
13:37Can we get it to a repair shop?
13:39Can we get out of here?
13:40Period.
13:41Easy.
13:42We'll attach one of our reverse polarity packs to the system,
13:45and it will temporarily pull the ghosts back into the tower.
13:48Egon, can you...
13:49Already doing it, Ray.
13:51Five, four, three, two, one.
13:54Now!
14:09Not a ghost in sight.
14:11Then I would suggest we hurry.
14:13The power in this pack won't last forever.
14:18Theoretically, this mechanism shouldn't work at all, but it does.
14:22We have to see more of Eiffel's notes.
14:24But, Monsieur Stanz, they are all right here.
14:28Excuse me, but that is not quite correct, Monsieur Lucien.
14:31There are two other locations in Paris where Monsieur Eiffel's private papers are stored.
14:37Perhaps there is something useful among these.
14:40Then let's get the show on the road.
14:42Right, Egon?
14:44Good.
14:44I'll stay here and try to make sense of the control box.
15:09The Louvre!
15:10I never thought I'd have to visit it at night.
15:13Oh, I wish I had time to see the Mona Lisa.
15:16Monsieur Stanz, we have been expecting you.
15:19Please, follow us.
15:39Wow!
15:40This is what I call a museum.
15:42Our collection of Egyptian antiques is one of the best in the world.
15:51What?
15:55Monsieur Stanz!
16:06No!
16:08No!
16:09Oh, no!
16:10Whoa!
16:21Right off the scale!
16:24Boy, this is exciting!
16:28It's too exciting!
16:31It's too exciting!
16:37Behind you!
16:40Criminy!
16:42This isn't a museum!
16:44It's a chamber of waters!
16:54All bad things must come to an end!
17:03All bad things must come to an end!
17:05Let's get those papers!
17:11So this is Notre Dame!
17:13Mr. Zedmore!
17:15Excuse me, brother.
17:16I was too busy admiring your cathedral.
17:19It is beautiful, is it not?
17:21It is four times as old as America, you know.
17:25Excuse me, brother.
17:31I was too busy admiring your cathedral.
17:34It is beautiful, is it not?
17:34It is four times as old as America, you know.
17:35I have already located what you...
17:40Whoa!
17:41What's wrong?
17:45Shoot!
17:46They got here first!
18:00There's still one more!
18:03Come back here!
18:10Where the heck is it going now?
18:12Oh!
18:28All right!
18:35I think we've got it this time.
18:38We don't have any time to lose.
18:39Haven't they finished connecting the auxiliary power line
18:42from the tower's generator yet?
18:43Err, I guess they will soon.
18:47Okay.
18:48So, let's boogie.
19:00We'd better connect that box fast.
19:02I don't like the look of this.
19:20We are doomed.
19:24The ghosts will escape.
19:26The tower will explode.
19:27Poof!
19:28Calm down.
19:29We're on TV.
19:31Wait a minute.
19:32Television!
19:33That's it!
19:34No way.
19:36If I have to sit through one more French commercial...
19:38No!
19:39No!
19:40Lucien, the tower has some of the most powerful broadcast antennas in France, right?
19:45Oui, but I confess I don't understand.
19:48If I'm right, all of our problems are solved.
19:52Can you patch me through to New York?
19:58Ghostbusters!
19:59Janine, it's me, Ray.
20:01Quick!
20:01Has the workman already set up the satellite dish?
20:04He'll be done in five minutes.
20:06Why?
20:07Fantastic, Janine.
20:08Now, this is what you're going to do.
20:10All of France is depending on you.
20:14All set.
20:15The packs are hooked up to Eiffel's machine and tuned to 20,000 megahertz.
20:19Station GHOST is ready to broadcast.
20:23Okay.
20:24Let her rip!
20:44What a fantastic idea, Monsieur Stance.
20:48Beaming all the ghosts across the globe by satellite directly into your own containment unit.
20:55Worth all the money you paid, huh, Monsieur Lucien?
21:00What do you mean the money's all gone?
21:02You mean to tell me all the money we got from the French went to the Scuzzo Cable Company?
21:07Well, we did have to pay off their customers.
21:10Instead of seeing pussycats on parade, what they got was five hours of cursing French ghosts.
21:16Can't blame them for suing.
21:17I suppose.
21:19Okay, now that we've got all these channels, what's on?
21:23A Bogart movie would be nice.
21:25We've got basketball, baseball, soccer, cricket, tennis, football, highlight.
21:30No Bogart.
21:31No Spencer Tracy.
21:32Hockey.
21:33Horse racing.
21:34Wrestling.
21:34Boxing.
21:35Why do I bother asking?
21:37Why?
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22:24Jake.
22:25Jake.
22:25Jim.
22:26Steve.
22:27Hey, Mike.
22:27On our holiday,
22:28we'll be right back.βεΏη’
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