01:03The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
01:09We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
01:20Something is missing from this sauce.
01:23Waiter, pass the pasta.
01:25Pass the bread.
01:26There's a fly in my soup.
01:46I say, Olivia, weren't those the Ghost Smashers who just ran by?
01:50I hadn't noticed.
01:52Where's our waiter?
01:54Oh, you know, the Ghost Smashers.
01:56They're always in the National Inquisitor.
01:58That's the National Intruder, John.
02:01And they're called the Ghostbusters.
02:03Can't you get anything right?
02:06Oh, the Ghostbusters, of course.
02:09Hmm.
02:10Maybe we should contact them about our little, uh, problem.
02:14Absolutely not.
02:15We can handle one old ghost by ourselves.
02:19There's no reason to bring in outsiders.
02:23Yes, dear.
02:28Dinner is served, madam.
02:30I see it.
02:31I got it.
02:32Wait, wait, wait, wait.
02:33I'm missed.
02:34There he goes.
02:36I'll get him.
02:43I'll get him.
03:02How you guys doing?
03:04Need any help?
03:06We're in control, Ray. Nothing unusual here.
03:12I've always wanted to do this. Think fast.
03:25One trap with ghost stuffing coming up.
03:28Good going, guys.
03:31Mr. Ghost Smasher, uh, no, Mr. Ghostbuster,
03:35might I have one of your calling cards?
03:37We don't employ ruffians.
03:39We can solve our own ghost problems.
03:41Now come along.
03:43Yes, dear. Whatever you say, dear.
03:46He seems okay, but I wonder what he sees in her.
03:50Winston!
03:56We're going to get rid of the ghost of Uncle Horace
03:59all by ourselves.
04:00Now just pay attention and I'll explain it to you.
04:04Yes, dear.
04:05And, John, try not to slam the car door.
04:08Yes, dear.
04:21He seeks it here. He seeks it there. He's looking for it everywhere.
04:27Is it in the hallway? Maybe in the well. That old, elusive, uh, whatchamacallit?
04:34This seeking sure is hard work.
04:37If only I had some idea what I'm looking for. Huh?
04:44Oh, that was close.
04:45I'll need this in case there are things in the dark, like, like ghosts, you know.
04:51There must be something wrong with this mirror.
04:54I'll have to get it fixed.
05:01Are you certain this plan will work, my dear?
05:05My plan is flawless. Perfect.
05:11It's not in the attic.
05:13It's not in the well.
05:15Maybe I should check the basement.
05:17No, no, I already did that.
05:19Maybe the pantry.
05:20I always like checking in there.
05:23Ooh, um, a boo, a boo.
05:26Boo, ooh, ooh.
05:30Think me.
05:30That sounds like a ghost.
05:35Dear me.
05:36I'll never find my, uh, whatever with a ghost hanging around.
05:44Oh, no.
05:45What if he's looking for something, too?
05:47What if he's looking for me?
05:50Ooh, um, ee, uh, woo, woo, woo.
05:56How did I sound, Olivia? Rather spooky, I thought.
05:59I'm not sure, and I'd rather not dwell on it.
06:02It'll make the outlook so depressing.
06:06Shall we take the right, the left, or just forge on ahead?
06:09We can just get this over with much quicker if we split up.
06:13You go that way.
06:17But, Olivia, my sweet, I would hate to leave you alone and unprotected.
06:24And who's going to protect you?
06:26Oh, there's Uncle Horace.
06:29Let's get it right the first time, okay?
06:31Stop shaking.
06:32He's just a ghost.
06:41It's, it's a ghost.
06:45Ah!
06:46Ah!
06:48Ah!
06:50Ah!
06:53Was that Uncle Horace?
06:55You didn't tell me he was so, so ugly.
06:58How dare you call my uncle ugly?
07:01Before he took up haunting, Uncle Horace was the finest chef in the East.
07:06I was his favorite niece.
07:07Then he let me down.
07:09He...
07:10Let's stop standing around, okay?
07:29That was close.
07:31I never thought that ghosts could be so, so ugly.
07:35Ghosts.
07:36Well, this certainly complicates things.
07:39Think me.
07:40How am I ever going to find my, uh, uh, whatever it is?
07:47Ghosts in the attic?
07:48Spirits in the night?
07:50Trolls on the bridge?
07:52That's all right.
07:53Call the Ghostbusters.
07:55Just dial.
07:56No?
07:57No?
07:58Go!
08:02Ghostbusters.
08:03Yes.
08:04Yes.
08:05Yes.
08:05No.
08:06Yes!
08:07The Stewart Mansion in Glen Cove?
08:09Oh, yes.
08:10We're very confidential.
08:23Here you go, boys.
08:25Your next assignment.
08:27It's a real rush job.
08:30Not if you hung me by my toes from the World Trade Center.
08:34We've been at it for two days straight, and I'm going beddy-bye.
08:38We need our full eight hours.
08:39Yeah.
08:41There's nothing you can say that'll get us to go back out there.
08:45The Stewart Mansion?
08:46Old money?
08:48And this time, I get that raise, you promise.
08:52Hey, I'm wide awake.
08:53Can you get all awake?
08:53On second time.
08:54I sure could use some cool night air.
08:56Yeah, yeah.
08:57At least.
09:03Nice cottage.
09:05Pretentious without being ostentatious.
09:18Looks like they had one heavy party in here last night.
09:26Woo-wee.
09:27The ghosts that did this must have been one bad dude.
09:34No wonder Janine said this was a rush job.
09:38Gee, uh, I don't know, guys.
09:41This may be too much for us.
09:43I don't think, uh, we'll ever find that nasty old ghost.
09:48It's too bad we have to give up so soon.
09:52We might as well face it.
09:54We're licked.
09:55We've only got one alternative.
09:58Yeah.
09:59Let's go home.
10:01Okay.
10:02I need some sleep.
10:11Take me.
10:12I thought I saw the strangest creatures.
10:15Four of them.
10:16I...
10:17Ah!
10:19Ah!
10:22Ah!
10:24Ah!
10:25Ah!
10:26Ah!
10:31Ah!
10:32Ah!
10:32Ah!
10:33Ah!
10:33Ah!
10:37Ah!
10:38Ah!
10:38The real ghostbusters will return after these messages.
10:43Oh!
10:44Ah.
10:45Um, we now return to the real ghostbusters.
10:49Ah!
10:52We've got the little ghost now.
10:55Shall I do the honors?
10:58Ghost?
10:59What do you mean, ghost?
11:03you people are making a terrible mistake i'm not a ghost say what i resent this unwarranted attack
11:11i am not a ghost and if you persist in treating me like one i'll i'll sue do you hear
11:18me i'll
11:19sue this is interesting ray remember that hefty apparition on west 34th street well this spunky
11:25little fellow is just the same he really doesn't know that he's do you think he could actually sue
11:30us wake up horus i knew i shouldn't have eaten that midnight snack rabbit always gives me the
11:37strangest dreams i know i'll pinch myself that'll wake me oh no
11:47that's right mister you're a ghost and from the looks of this place a very messy ghost
11:53think me i am a ghost that certainly explains everything doesn't it afraid so now if you'll
12:01just step into this little duplex ghost trap you certainly don't think i'm responsible for this
12:08destruction i'm the one who called you fellows in here just like it says on this card
12:18gentlemen i officially declare this ghost's mansion haunted in stereo winston and i'll check it out
12:26you two watch mr identity crisis here check ditto
12:54sounds like uncle horace knows how to have a good time he always did pick up the
13:00sheet and come on
13:06dixieland our little sprites got good taste
13:17it's the ghostbusters what are they doing here did you call them never but now that they're here we
13:24can let them take care of horace no this is family business besides they'll ruin the carpets
13:31you scare them away i'll take care of my uncle
13:40i'm sure we passed that picture before we're just going around in big circles
13:44i don't know i'd like a second opinion now that's service
13:56oh
13:57oh
14:09wow did you see that nice tennis shoes nice sheet
14:20truly gentlemen it simply never occurred to me that i could be a ghost oh now i'll never find
14:27my well whatever it was i guess it doesn't matter now are you going to dispose of me
14:34well you did call us for help and i guess it'd be impolite to zap your employer
14:41the best scenario is to let horace disperse peacefully but he can't not until he finds
14:46what he's looking for so let's go now can you remember where you last saw it horace if it
14:52was that simple i wouldn't be in this mess now would i funny i don't remember switching on the
14:59record player you didn't the other ghost went upstairs it's probably responsible for this
15:07musical interlude hmm so much for your meters there are two other ghosts not one i've seen them
15:16one piffle i've had enough first i find i'm a ghost and now this hey this ghost's pretty mean
15:25i think you should leave the rough stuff to us horse why don't you think i can take care of
15:30myself
15:34watch this i'll show you how scary i can be when i put my mind to it who knows what
15:40evil lurks in the
15:41brains of ducks me do me do
16:00what foul specter is this the treads where neither ghost nor man may go might his name be horace
16:18be gone little fish my pond is too big for the likes of you
16:31no i said be gone
16:35put me down put me down you broke
16:51mo
16:52mo
16:53mo
16:53mo
16:54mo
16:54mo
16:55mo
16:59mo
17:13Oh, no, you don't.
17:17It's time we had a little talk.
17:19All right, I confess.
17:20I'm not really a ghost.
17:22I'm an imposter.
17:23Never would have guessed.
17:26Say, I remember you from the restaurant.
17:29What are you doing here?
17:30My fiancΓ©e, Olivia Stewart, recently inherited this estate,
17:34and she wants to sell it, but she can't because it's haunted.
17:37So you thought to beat the ghost at his own game.
17:41You folks are too much.
17:46Oh, my goodness, that's Olivia.
17:49Courage, my love, I'll save you.
17:51Ray, Egon, did you hear that?
17:55Way ahead of you, Winston.
17:57Meet us in the playroom.
17:59You're never going to believe this.
18:01What is this, a diamond dance joint?
18:05Sorry, my dance card's all filled up.
18:11Horace, let go of Olivia immediately.
18:14Hold it, Buster.
18:15I believe the lady promised the first dance to me.
18:18Aren't you Ghost Smashers going to rescue my poor dear Olivia?
18:25Hey, don't I know you?
18:27Oh, no, another one.
18:31He's no fun.
18:32He fell right over.
18:33What happened to the great lover?
18:35Gentlemen, I suggest we concern ourselves with the damsel in distress.
18:47We can't fire as long as he's holding her.
18:50See that chandelier?
18:52It's giving me an idea for a plan.
18:56I want you guys to wait until I...
18:58Just hold on, Peter.
18:59You plan to swing from the chandelier because it's something you've always wanted to do.
19:03Well, for once, what you want to do is exactly what I've always wanted to do.
19:08Hey, be my guest, Egon, if it means that much to you.
19:16Perhaps I was a tad hasty.
19:18It always works in the movies.
19:21Yes, but they have stand-ins!
19:29Now!
19:39I say, whoops!
19:42My hero.
19:44My niece!
19:46Now I remember what I've been looking for!
19:49I remember!
20:04He'll never tango again.
20:07How did I do, Peter?
20:09Couldn't have done it better myself.
20:11Which I, for one, would never actually do.
20:14A guy could get killed.
20:16Oh?
20:17I know you!
20:18I know you!
20:19You're my niece, Olivia!
20:20I wasn't looking for a thing!
20:23I was looking for you!
20:25I just...
20:26I just wanted to tell you that I love you.
20:31One last time.
20:34Oh, Uncle Horish.
20:36I'm so ashamed.
20:38When you left me without saying goodbye, I...
20:41us, child, that's all done now.
20:44Goodbye, Olivia.
20:46My favorite and most special niece.
20:53Oh, Uncle Horish.
20:55He's gone.
20:57He dispersed peacefully.
21:04There, there, my dear.
21:05He's found his peace at last.
21:08You know, darling, I don't think we should sell this place.
21:12I think our kids will really enjoy growing up here.
21:15Looks like our job is over.
21:18Yeah, let's blow this pop stand.
21:42Whew, the real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
21:49We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
22:17Ooooh, oh!
22:21shitty features are fun.
22:24For my audience theme this year!
22:25E4
22:25Woop, BWRD!
22:27I know you're a doctor...
22:28This guy's going to be good as...
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