01:02The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
01:08We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
01:20I love the smell of a new stereo.
01:29They smell like...
01:32The instantaneous combustion of thousands of dollars?
01:35Ha-ha.
01:41You should know after what you spent on that dinosaur computer of yours.
01:46Marsha is a wonderful computer.
01:49A friend for life.
01:50Pay no attention to him.
01:53He'll never understand what we have together.
01:56I trust you have some headphones for that?
01:59And robbed you of the supreme audio experience of the Americas?
02:03Besides, I got a buddy at Insanity Records who gets me all the new stuff...
02:08before it even hits the stores.
02:10Ooh!
02:12That's amazing!
02:29Who is that?
02:32Shanna O'Callaghan!
02:33She's Irish!
02:50She's Irish!
03:06And that, Chart Buster, was Love Makes Me Live.
03:13My clothes ran away.
03:15Looks like you got out without a scratch.
03:18Oh, yeah? Look at this.
03:21And he's been eating garlic again.
03:27All I did was put a record on my new and recently deceased stereo.
03:33The vocalist was Irish.
03:44Okay, guys. Want to share?
03:50This singer can only be one thing.
03:53A banshee.
03:54A banshee is an Irish spirit whose bizarre supernatural singing always causes disaster.
04:00But until this one, they've only caused trouble with individuals.
04:05They've certainly never cut records.
04:07This departure from the norm could result in the banshee's song causing massive catastrophes.
04:12We must stop her before that record goes into general release.
04:18You know, before we start jumping to conclusions, maybe we should get some more evidence.
04:24Exactly.
04:25So how do we...
04:26What? What's up?
04:28She's appearing in concert tonight at Carnegie Hall, and it's going to be simulcast all over the country.
04:33Even New Jersey.
04:37This could be the end of America as we know it, though I suppose we could afford to lose New
04:42Jersey.
04:42Thanks, Egon. I feel much safer now.
04:55Just get Sean into another studio, okay?
04:59Can I help it if your ceiling turned into a giant bat and flew away?
05:07Ouch!
05:12Okay, okay.
05:13So it flew away and took all the musicians with it.
05:16Call the union and get some more.
05:19No, no, not bats, you idiot.
05:21Musicians!
05:41Get out of here. Nobody books acrobats anymore.
05:45Excuse me, are you Vincent Braggs, Sean O'Callaghan's agent?
05:49Hey, who wants to know?
05:50We're the Ghostbusters.
05:52We'd like to speak with you about her.
05:54Oh, well, step right into my office.
06:05Smells like somebody's had some banana flambΓ© in here.
06:14She's going to be a big star after that Carnegie Hall gig, boys.
06:18You want to book her?
06:19You better do it before her national tour.
06:22If we don't put an end to her, there won't be any nation for her to tour.
06:26She's a negative spirit, Mr. Braggs.
06:29Call me Vince.
06:31Vince, your client is not an aspiring rock megastar.
06:36She's an aspiring agent of doom.
06:38A banshee.
06:40Call me Mr. Braggs.
06:41You guys think I'm an idiot or what?
06:45Vince, do you want to be responsible for the end of America as we know it?
06:49So you're telling me that my biggest act is an evil ghost
06:54and that you want me to default on a multi-million dollar deal
06:57before she destroys the USA?
07:05I'm kind of glad we touched base with Vince.
07:08I think we should take another meeting with him real soon.
07:11I don't know, Peter.
07:13After you call him a mutant and all.
07:14But I meant it in the best possible sense.
07:18Vince is probably under the spell of a banshee.
07:21His actions are not his own.
07:23Then again, he may just be pond scum.
07:26We'll discuss Vince's family tree later.
07:29We still got to find Shawna.
07:31Ten bucks says she's that-a-way.
07:51A musical rehearsal hall this close to such a disaster
07:55can't be a coincidence.
07:56Three guesses who's inside.
08:10You're going to make a mess, aren't you?
08:14No more messes!
08:17I think the sight of all this destruction
08:19may have driven him over the edge.
08:22Okay, come on.
08:24One at a time or all at once.
08:26This mop is registered as a deadly weapon.
08:30Yee-haw!
08:33Oh, man.
08:34Yee-haw!
08:36Come back here!
08:37Come back here!
08:43Whoa!
08:45Wow.
08:46That's got to be a record.
08:47No time for trivia.
08:49We've got to save the world.
08:50We've got to save the world.
08:53Wow!
08:54Great jumpsuit!
08:57Would you know if Shawna O'Callaghan
08:59is rehearsing here today?
09:00Oh, you must be her new group.
09:02Her other guys had an accident.
09:05She's in room D.
09:07And if I were you guys,
09:08I'd steer clear of giant bats and ceilings.
09:20It's showtime, guys.
09:32It's showtime, guys.
09:41She's in room D.
09:49Whoop!
09:56Well, that confirms it.
09:58She's a banshee, all right.
10:06The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
10:13We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
10:26Gosh, she's beautiful when she's angry.
10:43Hey, what are you doing?
10:46No, it's mine. Mine. She's a close personal friend.
10:50Come on, let go.
10:52This could be serious. Banshees have certain powers over men.
10:55And I think Peter is hooked.
11:04I'm gonna ask her to go steady.
11:10Our next video is the latest from Shawna O'Callaghan.
11:13And it also stars her steady boyfriend, the fabulous scientist, Dr. Peter Vanquen.
11:43Hey!
11:46Hey!
11:47Hey!
11:48But I know that lightning will strike.
11:52There's love.
11:54There's love.
11:55There's love.
11:56On the street tonight.
11:59Good imagination is a joy forever.
12:02Come on!
12:16Whoa!
12:18Here you go.
12:19Hello, David.
12:27Excuse me, Peter, but you can't have this fantasy.
12:33Darling, who might this be?
12:35He's a guy who gave his computer a woman's name.
12:39Come along now. You have no control over your emotions at this point.
12:45You give him back to me. We aren't done with this video yet.
12:48Yeah, Egon, we've got 17 more bars.
12:52I'm sorry, Peter.
12:56Uh, hello. I'm Dr. Egon Spengler.
13:00And you aren't watching this raucous, overblown spectacle.
13:03It's totally in the banshee-riddled mind of my colleague here.
13:07Uh, thank you.
13:12Now, Peter, you have to leave the poster and come with us.
13:16I don't want to.
13:20Shawna's inside.
13:34Aren't we a bit early? The concert won't start for a while.
13:38It'll be fine, Peter.
13:40A few words with the building manager should help us stop the concert.
13:51Hey, I haven't read that magazine yet.
13:53Oh, it's great.
13:55It has Shawna's ten most super-secret secrets.
13:57Wow. What are they?
14:00Well, secret number three was that she liked petite men with gentle voices and good grooming habits.
14:06And look what else I got.
14:10Wow!
14:11This stuff is contagious.
14:13Yeah, repulsive, isn't it?
14:17I think it's obvious that we're the only three men in the building who aren't under Shawna's spell.
14:22Three against 300 isn't too fair a fight.
14:25True, since we've got the proton packs and the ectocontainment unit.
14:32I'm ready to rock and roll.
14:34Peter, would you like to meet Shawna O'Callaghan?
14:44I can't believe it.
14:46I'm having a little trouble with it myself.
14:51Undercover bodyguards to Shawna.
14:53Wow!
14:56Okay, Peter.
14:57We'll stand out here in front of her door.
14:59And if anything strange happens, we go in and stop it.
15:05You look great.
15:07You're gonna sing great.
15:09And after tonight, nobody can stop us.
15:12And then I'll get a bigger office.
15:15All those years I wasted on one person at a time, causing little disasters.
15:20I'm too talented for that.
15:22Yeah, that's right, Shawna.
15:24You and me.
15:25We're going places.
15:27To the end of the earth, Braggs.
15:30The end of the earth.
15:33Uh-oh.
15:34Yes, uh, something strange is going on.
15:38Maybe it's time for us to protect Shawna.
15:41What a good idea.
15:42Isn't it, Peter?
15:44Well, are you sure we won't be bothering her?
15:51Do you guys have a press pass?
15:53Hey, back off.
15:55Nobody zaps my Shawna.
16:00Peter, look out.
16:07Good night, Mother.
16:09What are you looking at?
16:11Nothing.
16:12I just, uh, I gotta get back to some people.
16:21You know, I don't remember much about the last two hours, but I know this much.
16:26That lady's history.
16:33She's out there.
16:34Then let's do it.
16:45Two minutes.
16:50She's an easy enough target out there.
16:53Ooh!
16:58Ooh!
17:03Catchy, too.
17:05You, come here.
17:14Cut!
17:15Cut!
17:16What the heck is going on?
17:18Cut the power!
17:20Whoa!
17:24Remember what happened in Shawna's dressing room with the mirror?
17:28Yeah.
17:28What of it?
17:29I have an idea.
17:30Cover me.
17:39Good luck.
17:40Thanks.
17:41I'll need it.
17:58Mayday!
18:00Ooh!
18:01Mayday!
18:02Mayday!
18:04Ooh!
18:07Thank you, but you ain't seen nothing yet.
18:11In two seconds we go coast to coast.
18:14All right!
18:15Yeah, coast to coast!
18:16All right!
18:22I'll never work in this town again.
18:25Thank you very much, everyone, and welcome to my concert.
18:28This is a song from my album, Love Makes Me Live.
18:32Hit it.
18:48Let's go.
19:01Neat trick.
19:03Thanks. I figured if the mirror reflected her true self,
19:06then reflecting her voice at her with feedback
19:09would turn her back completely.
19:26Quick! Hit it while she's recovering.
19:49You can run!
19:50Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
20:03Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
20:09Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
20:12How about that, Shawna, huh?
20:14Woo-hoo!
20:15Woo-hoo!
20:20For the good of the nation, I suggest you get off the stage.
20:24Aww!
20:27Hey! I'm knocking them dead.
20:29Come on. We've had enough senseless destruction for one night.
20:32Aww!
20:36I don't think I want to hear any rock and roll for a long time.
20:40I never did.
20:42A lot more!
20:43A lot more!
20:48They want to hear more from you, Pickman.
20:50Pickman, I could make you into a very big star if you went back in there.
20:55Nationwide TV and radio.
20:57A crowd that loves you!
20:59I could feel the love from that crowd, Vince.
21:01I really could.
21:02Of course you could!
21:04You just get yourself together here,
21:06and I'll introduce you.
21:08What's your first name?
21:09They call me...
21:10Dr. V.
21:12I love it.
21:14You got it.
21:15Dr. V, baby!
21:25Dr. V, baby!
21:25I'm surprised you didn't take Greg's offer, Peter.
21:28Glory?
21:29Dane?
21:30What?
21:31Get out of ghost biz?
21:33Dr. V!
21:35Dr. V!
21:36Dr. V!
21:41The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
21:46Ooh!
21:47We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
22:17The real Ghostbusters.
22:19Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
22:19What?aze
22:24prays, The
22:24real Ghostbusters. I'm
22:26You feel Asian.
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