00:06Well, what do you think, Colonel?
00:09Hmm, it looks okay, I guess.
00:12But it sounds to me like you need a tongue.
00:15Oh, I forgot about that.
00:18Oh, brother, if you ask me, that guy needs a lot more than a tongue.
00:23Huh?
00:24Yeah, like a whole new face.
00:27I wouldn't talk, Sockmouth.
00:30Who you calling Sockmouth, Badhead?
00:33Badhead?
00:33Hey, who are you supposed to be anyway?
00:37That's for me to know and for you to find out.
00:41Huh?
00:49Hey, huh?
00:50Wow.
00:53For us.
00:55For us, I'll say.
00:58Ooh, yummy.
00:59A perfect cupcake.
01:01This is making me hungry.
01:04Perfect monster.
01:06Look good.
01:18What is going on here?
01:21Not know.
01:22And now, boys and girls, it's time for the best show on TV.
01:27Brought to you, courtesy of Nanny's video camera,
01:31Gonsie's Playhouse.
01:33What?
01:34What?
01:35Oh, brother.
01:36I said, Gonsie's Playhouse.
01:41Right.
01:43Gonsie's Playhouse.
01:58Gonsie's Playhouse.
02:02Oh, boy.
02:03Okay, Bluebeak.
02:05Jack, what are you and Skeeter Spielberg here doing anyway?
02:19You said the mystery word.
02:21The what?
02:22The mystery word.
02:24Anyway.
02:27Listen, you two.
02:29The only mystery around here is what's going to happen to you
02:32if you don't tell us what's going on right now?
02:35Yeah.
02:36What?
02:37He-he, my dear.
02:39Watch it.
02:40Oh, sorry.
02:41Guns in Playhouse is proud to be the first and great show
02:47on the all-new All Kids Channel.
02:50The what?
02:52The TV channel where all the shows are made by kids.
02:55That's silly.
02:56More kids.
02:57Dumb and starring kids.
03:01Starring?
03:02I didn't screw up.
03:03Oh, this is a great idea, Gondel.
03:06Where do I sign up?
03:07Oh, brother.
03:09I was afraid of this.
03:10Yeah.
03:11And we can call it the XYZ channel.
03:14How come, Rose?
03:15Well, mostly, the dad will aid all the other letters.
03:19See?
03:20Gosh.
03:21I wonder if that's how the real stations pick their letters.
03:24I'm going to make a great show.
03:27Ah, ah, I'm going to be the great one.
03:29I'm going to be the great one.
03:31I'm going to be the good one.
03:32And now, I'm with the show.
03:39Today's programs are brought to you by the letter B.
03:46B.
03:47As in building.
03:52And bulldozer.
04:01And backwards.
04:08And boulders.
04:10Huh?
04:12And bulldozer again.
04:18A bunny?
04:19Nope.
04:20Bear.
04:21Huh?
04:22But, Bean.
04:23You're a bunny, not a bear.
04:25I know.
04:26But this B is for bear.
04:28As in the XYZ channel's biggest one star.
04:32Hey!
04:33Huh?
04:34Huh?
04:36Hey, who are you supposed to be?
04:38I'm Piggy the Pooh.
04:40Uh, who are you supposed to be?
04:44Me?
04:45Uh, well, I, uh, uh, well, uh.
04:48Well?
04:49Uh, I think I'm supposed to be in some other show.
04:52Bye.
04:54That's what I thought.
04:55But, Piggy, Pooh is a bear.
04:58Not anymore.
05:00Oh, right.
05:01Okay, Meaty, go ahead.
05:03It's time for Piggy the Pooh.
05:06Oh, sheesh.
05:08But, Piggy, what about the letter B?
05:11Hmm.
05:12The letter B.
05:14As in, bye-bye.
05:16Oh, boy.
05:19That's you.
05:20Bye-bye.
05:22Now, where were we?
05:24At Pooh's place.
05:26Pretty neat, huh?
05:28Yeah, especially the hat.
05:31Here we go.
05:33One especially sunny morning, Winnie the Pig...
05:37That's Piggy the Pooh.
05:39Right.
05:40Piggy the Pooh had awoke.
05:42Ah!
05:43Anyhow, he awoke with a particular sort of craving for a particular sort of potion.
05:50Oh, me or am I?
05:52I'm so hungry I could eat my house.
05:55But first, she had to do her pooey plumpness exercises.
05:59My what?
06:00Plumpness exercises.
06:02Ten tiny toe touches.
06:04Fifteen little leg lifts.
06:06You don't say.
06:07Twelve pushy push-ups.
06:09Four chinny chin-ups.
06:10Wait, wait, wait.
06:11Let me see that.
06:12Oh, there's the problem.
06:17Let's just skip ahead to the eating part, shall we?
06:21All right.
06:23That sunny morning, Porky the Pig...
06:26That's Piggy the Pooh.
06:28Right.
06:29Had a scrumptious sort of wild craving for...
06:32Chocolate pudding, I bet.
06:34No, honey.
06:35What?
06:37Excuse me.
06:39Um, Bean, did you just call me Honey?
06:43Uh, gee, I hope not.
06:45Oh.
06:46Um, um, um, um, no, I didn't.
06:49Uh, Pooh always wants Honey to eat.
06:51It's in the book, Piggy.
06:53Do you want to do this or not?
06:54Well, okay.
06:59That's better.
07:01First, hungry Pooh head looked under the sink.
07:04The sink?
07:05Why the sink?
07:06Don't mess with the classics, Piggy.
07:08Oh.
07:09Then, Kooky the Pig looked behind her dresser.
07:15Under the bed.
07:17On top of the wardrobe.
07:20Down in the root cellar.
07:23Slow down! Watch out!
07:25And up in the attic.
07:27You sure this isn't a story about a chipmunk?
07:33You're watching the XYZ channel.
07:36Kid shows for kids, my kids, story kids.
07:40And we're not kidding.
07:41Okay, animal.
07:44Slow down!
07:47Then, hungry Pooh burger looks in the closet.
07:52And then, the shambler leader.
07:56Shambler?
07:57There!
07:57That is ridiculous, Bean.
07:59Let me see where it says that.
08:01Right.
08:02She looked in the cupboard.
08:03Hmm.
08:04That's better.
08:13What show are you doing?
08:16Me, baby.
08:17Go choose.
08:18Later, baby.
08:21Uh, maybe the other cupboard, huh?
08:25Right.
08:38Ooh, yeah!
08:40That's a bananas!
08:43You said the mystery word!
08:47Oh, bananas!
08:50Bananas!
08:52I thought the mystery word was anyway!
08:54Ah!
08:55That's what makes it so mysterious!
08:58It changes all the time!
09:00Oh, oh, oh, oh!
09:00Let's catch our girls!
09:08Garno!
09:09What are these bananas doing here?
09:12The lumbangos!
09:14Not damn!
09:14Some lunch!
09:16Ooh!
09:16Come on!
09:17Try it!
09:18You like it!
09:21I don't get it!
09:25Hello, everyone!
09:27We interrupt this program to bring you an even better one!
09:32Skier!
09:33The world's goofiest videotakes!
09:41I'm your host, Skier, Sadie!
09:43Here to show you just how goofy you really are!
09:49Today's first video features cats who do tricks!
09:53Bitboy, sit!
09:55Roll over!
09:56Speak!
09:57Clap your wings, girl!
09:58Play dead!
10:00Hide down!
10:01Jump, girl!
10:02Jump!
10:02Let's just stick!
10:04Good boy!
10:04Good boy!
10:05Box like a dog!
10:08Thank you!
10:08New carrot juice!
10:11Best show!
10:13Yay!
10:15Come on, sir!
10:16Help!
10:18Hey!
10:18Oh, what happened?
10:20Oh, no!
10:21Please stand by.
10:24Scooter, you're on!
10:25And now it's time for Sesame Seed Boulevard
10:29and our two favorite characters,
10:32Kurt and Bernie.
10:34Shh!
10:37Hey, Bernie!
10:40Are you asleep?
10:43Bernie, you asleep?
10:48Bernie!
10:51Huh?
10:52What?
10:53Say, I hope I didn't wake you, Bernie.
10:56Huh?
10:56Um, I...
10:58Kermit, I think I forgot my line.
11:03What?
11:04What do I say?
11:06Oh, boy.
11:08You were probably going to say
11:09that you had to get up
11:10to see who was yelling at you anyway, right?
11:13Huh?
11:14Oh, yeah.
11:15That's right.
11:22So, uh, anyway, Bernie.
11:24Yeah, Kurt?
11:25I can't sleep.
11:27What a bummer.
11:28I can.
11:30Hmm.
11:32You think it would help
11:33if I counted sheep?
11:34No, I'm allergic to sheep.
11:37Huh?
11:38That's not in the script, Scooter.
11:40I can't help it, Kermit.
11:41I am allergic to sheep.
11:44Huh?
11:46Uh-oh.
11:49Achoo!
11:50You see?
11:51Hey, Cory.
11:54Achoo!
11:55I told you!
12:04He screwed his face off!
12:07Huh?
12:08Oh, no, this is awful!
12:10Somebody do something quick!
12:12No problem.
12:14Ahem.
12:14I'm now back to the dopey adventures of Piggy the Pooch.
12:18Shut up!
12:19Ow!
12:19Whatever!
12:21After searching the entire house for honey...
12:24And ditching those dumb, dancing bananas...
12:28Piggy the Pooch decided to cross the hundred-square-foot forest
12:32to get some help from her friends.
12:34This better be good, Bunny!
12:37Oh, how am I supposed to find my way through here?
12:41Just follow the red line.
12:45There is no red line, Bean!
12:50Sorry, Porgy.
12:52No problem.
12:53Hey, Porgy.
12:55Um, uh, Piggy?
12:58Pooch had always skips through the forest.
13:01Oh!
13:03Okay!
13:05Do-de-do-de-do-de-do-de-do-de-do-do-do-do-do-do!
13:09And along the way, on this beautiful day,
13:13Poncho made up one of his clever little rhymes.
13:17You're really pushing that mean!
13:20It's in the book.
13:21Do it.
13:23Rum-tittle-tum-tittle-bunny.
13:26Honey's so good in my tummy.
13:29Bean is a dum-tittle-bunny.
13:31This is dum-tittle-bunny!
13:33Hello.
13:35Um, who are you?
13:37Eyesore.
13:38Okay.
13:39And this is my incredibly depressing place.
13:42No kidding.
13:44Um, listen, Eyesore.
13:46I was wondering if perhaps you know where I might find some honey.
13:50Well, if there was any honey, which there's probably not,
13:54I'd say it's over that way, which it probably isn't.
13:58Unless I'm wrong, which I probably am.
14:01So, no.
14:04Boy!
14:06Lighten up, will you, Eyesore?
14:07Sorry.
14:09I didn't mean to depress you, which I probably did.
14:12I just...
14:13Let it go.
14:15Don-de-don-de! Don-de-don-de!
14:20Hi.
14:22I'm your best friend, Beanie.
14:23But...
14:24But I thought you were the donkey.
14:27I was.
14:28Low-budget show.
14:30Say your next line.
14:31Oh, okay.
14:33What's so wonderful about my best friend, Beanie?
14:36The most wonderful thing about Beanie is that he's cutesy,
14:40boosy, boosy, tootsy, and nice.
14:43Isn't this tiddly ridiculous?
14:46Now what?
14:47Hey!
14:48Hey, where are you going, tiddly-pom?
14:50Ah!
14:51Peter!
14:52Come back!
14:53Come back!
14:54For me!
14:55Hello, and welcome to Uncle Germit's perfect page of pictures.
15:01Today we're going to find all the stuff that starts with the letter B.
15:06Oh, better!
15:07It's simple.
15:09Think of the letter B and pick a picture.
15:12Okay.
15:17No, animal.
15:18You have to pick something that starts with B.
15:21Like balls, see?
15:23Hmm.
15:24Okay.
15:25Corn.
15:28Cheey, you know?
15:30Hmm.
15:31Gorilla.
15:34Bye-bye.
15:36Oh, ice cream.
15:37Yummy.
15:41No, animal.
15:43You...
15:43You...
15:49Come on, animal.
15:50Don't you know anything that starts with a B?
15:56Nope.
15:57B for burp.
15:59Hmm.
16:00Uh-huh.
16:02That's very cute.
16:04Yeah!
16:07Yeah!
16:09Yeah!
16:10Yeah!
16:10Yeah!
16:10Yeah!
16:11Yeah!
16:11Yeah!
16:13Yeah!
16:13Yeah!
16:20Okay, guys!
16:21Ready!
16:23Ha-ha-ha!
16:25Hey, gang!
16:26It's snack time at Domzy's Playhouse!
16:28He-he-he!
16:29Heh-he!
16:30And here's the perfect all-wither snack!
16:36First, you start with a bowl of nice, fresh clams!
16:40Eww!
16:41That's a big jump of joy!
16:44He-he-he!
16:45Ha-ha-ha-ha!
16:46Ha-ha-ha-ha!
16:48Ha-ha-ha!
16:49Those guys are a little too fresh!
16:51Let's move on!
16:52Now, when you serve these pickled marshmallows to your bread,
16:56you'll be the toast of the town!
17:03Never mention the word toast to a bunch of marshmallows!
17:07Ha-ha-ha!
17:08Ha-ha-ha!
17:08Ha-ha-ha-ha!
17:10Oh, no!
17:12Whoa!
17:13Oops!
17:14Ha-ha-ha!
17:16Ha-ha-ha!
17:17Ha-ha-ha!
17:17Ha-ha-ha!
17:18Hi, everybody!
17:19My name is...
17:22Ha-ha-ha-ha!
17:23My name is...
17:25Huh?
17:26Ha-ha-ha!
17:27Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
17:29Phew!
17:30There's gotta be something around here that begins with the letter B.
17:35Hello!
17:36Whoa!
17:39Kermit, is that you?
17:41No, I was just...
17:42Whoa!
17:43Yeah!
17:45Huh?
17:47Huh?
17:48Huh?
17:48Wow, too soon!
17:50Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa!
17:53Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
17:54Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
17:55Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
17:55Ha-ha-ha-ha!
17:56There you are!
17:58Huh? Fuzzy? Is that you?
18:01No, I'm not Fuzzy. I'm Big Joke. See?
18:05He said it, guys. Not me.
18:08And I'm here to welcome you to Sesame Seed Boulevard.
18:11And to teach you about numbers.
18:13One, two, four, six.
18:17Oh, brother.
18:20How many hairs on a fireman's shoe
18:22where you take a nap and divide by two?
18:25That's thirty-six with a capital four
18:28and a ham on rye.
18:30You can't count.
18:31Yeah, two plus four is less than your leg.
18:33If you multiply chicken, subtract an egg.
18:36That's a quarter pound.
18:38If it doesn't rain.
18:40If it doesn't rain?
18:42Aye, aye, aye, tin hat.
18:45Aye, aye, aye, take your way.
18:48Na, na, na, na, na.
18:49The numbers make my day.
18:51Yee-ah!
18:52Ha!
18:53Right, Bungie.
18:55Oh, the letter K is a hundred and two.
18:57That's three more times in the color blue.
19:00And that leaves just ten percent
19:02if you carry the bear.
19:04Ha, ha, ha.
19:05Come on, count your nose and divide by three.
19:08That's a dollar fifty if you're asking me.
19:11But the answer gets twice as big
19:13when the clock strikes eleven-y-two-seventy-quarter.
19:17I, I, I, tin hat.
19:19Don't worry.
19:20I, I, I, take away.
19:21Cha, cha, cha.
19:22Na, na, na, na, numbers make my day.
19:25You see, I'm hot.
19:28Na, na, na, na, numbers make my day.
19:31Cha, cha, cha.
19:32Sheesh.
19:37Nice job, fellas.
19:40Real educational.
19:41Thanks.
19:42Yo.
19:42Hi.
19:43And now back to What's-Her-Name-the-Poo.
19:51Oh, this is great!
19:53Now what am I supposed to do, tiddly-goof?
19:57Well, the story says that Piggy the Porkchop
20:00has to find a way to get up the tree to get the honeypot.
20:03Are you out of your little donkey brain eyesore?
20:07That's what it says.
20:08Well, how am I supposed to tiddly-do that?
20:10Beats me.
20:12Think this thing might help Poopie?
20:14Huh?
20:23Couldn't we just go by and kind of soup?
20:28I hate when this happens, don't you?
20:30What?
20:34The honeypot!
20:39Ah!
20:42Oh!
20:43Don't you just love Cartoon License?
20:48At last!
20:49Oh, I'm starving!
20:53Ah!
20:54Beats!
20:56Wait a minute!
20:57These aren't bees!
20:58Sure they aren't!
21:00They're bees as in the letter bee!
21:02Bee as in bucks!
21:04Boomerang!
21:05Bicycle!
21:06Buffalo!
21:07Bates drum!
21:08B-b-b-bridge!
21:09Belving Black!
21:10Oh!
21:10This is tiddly-ridiculous!
21:12What?
21:20The good one!
21:21Let me guess!
21:22The crispy one is not ridiculous!
21:24What?
21:25You got it!
21:28AAAAAHHHHHHHH!
21:30Just one of the things that makes god finish playhouse,
21:34The greatest show on television!
21:38AAAAAHHHH!
21:39A AHH!!
21:40He needs a poet!!
21:42Yeah!
21:44ANIMALS JOKE DUCKER SHOW!!
21:47Yeah!
22:01Keep it going, guys!
22:03This'll be the goopiest video ever!
22:06Maybe we'll win it all!
22:08Oscar? Who's Oscar?
22:11I'd rather have an Irving.
22:13I'd rather have a tuna sandwich.
22:16Beers and baloney!
22:18Okay, it doesn't have to be tuna.
22:36I give up.
22:39Okay, Animal, kill the lights!
22:41Okie dokie!
22:42Huh?
22:43Oh, bye-bye!
22:47We'll be right back!
22:49Now, where's that switch?
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