00:00We made our dreams of you
00:02What the lovely babies will do the same for you
00:08When your room looks kinda weird
00:11And you wish that you weren't there
00:14Close your eyes and say to me
00:17And you can be as you can
00:19But there's a baby
00:23Baby
00:35Okay, Simon says
00:37Put your thumbs in your ears
00:39Wiggle your fingers
00:41And make a silly face
00:42Wow, look how
00:54Simon says
00:56Squat down
01:00Jump up
01:01Aha
01:02Aha, yourself
01:03You're it, Fozzie
01:05I am
01:07Oh, boy
01:09I love this game
01:11Because I'm always it
01:15Sometimes I wonder if Fozzie's ever known
01:17The agony of defeat
01:19Sometimes I wonder if Fozzie's ever known anything
01:22Okay, ready?
01:24Uh, no
01:25Uh, uh, hmm
01:27Let's see
01:27Okay, uh, Simon says
01:30Act like a pizza
01:32Oh, what's this?
01:33Oh, what's this?
01:34Oh, what's this?
01:35Oh, what's this?
01:36Huh?
01:36Fozzie, nobody can do that
01:38Boy, am I getting good at this or what?
01:43Huh?
01:44Where's she?
01:45Sounds like it's coming from the hallway
01:47Come on
01:48Gosh
01:49What if it's something scary?
01:55Whoops
01:56Good point, Bean
01:58You go first, Wolf
01:59Gee, thanks
02:02Maybe it's a two-headed watermelon monster
02:05With genicles
02:06Installing a satellite dish
02:11Gosh
02:12Really?
02:14Really?
02:14Uh, uh, it's Uncle Statler, Uncle Waldorf, and Nanny making
02:17Whoa, whoa, chuk, chuk, ding, ding, noises
02:20That's the silliest thing I've
02:23Whoa, ah, whoa
02:24Oh, oh
02:26Oh
02:26Oh
02:28Ever hug
02:29Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
02:31Huh?
02:32Huh?
02:32Nanny?
02:34Look, kids
02:35Uncle Statler and Uncle Waldorf brought you the most wonderful surprise
02:40Wow
02:41Wow
02:42Wow
02:42Look
02:43Nanny trains
02:44Yep
02:45And this here is the most important train ever
02:49The Transcontinental Railroad
02:51Huh?
02:53Gosh
02:53What is a transcompatible road hog anyway?
02:56That's railroad, Gonzo
02:58And it was only the greatest feat of mankind
03:01Really?
03:03I thought I had the greatest feat
03:05See?
03:07Sheesh
03:08Yes, sir
03:09It was the first train track to cross the United States
03:13Link in the east
03:14With the west
03:19Gosh
03:20Um, this is confusing
03:22Which direction is the bathroom?
03:24That way
03:25Ha, ha, thanks
03:30Now, where were we?
03:31You were telling the kids about the Transcontinental Railroad
03:35Right
03:36Say, instead of talking about it, let's do it
03:40What?
03:41Do what?
03:42Build our own Transcontinental Railroad
03:44Right here in Nanny's house
03:46Whoa
03:48Boy, do you think it'll fit?
03:50It will if we use the model railroad
03:52Look, see kids?
03:54Here's a map of the United States
03:56The real railroad went from here
03:59That's St. Louis
04:00Which can be down there in the TV room
04:03All the way to here
04:05Sacramento
04:07Which could be down that way in my bedroom
04:09So I'll take you kids and we'll start in Sacramento
04:16And we'll start in St. Louis
04:18Right, gang?
04:19Yeah
04:21And both teams will lay track
04:23Until you meet right here at Promontary Point
04:26Which will be the kitchen
04:28Okay?
04:29Okay
04:32And when you get there
04:34We'll celebrate with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
04:41Kermit, your train can bring the peanut butter
04:43And Scooter, yours can bring the jelly
04:46Come on, gang
04:47Let's go, kids
04:49Yeah
04:54Whoa
05:02Simon says
05:03Ow
05:12Okay, everybody
05:14I'm
05:15Back
05:16Huh?
05:18Hello?
05:19Anybody?
05:21Gosh
05:22I better tell Nanny
05:23Nanny
05:24Oh
05:26There you are
05:27Oh, my
05:29Everybody's gone, Nanny
05:30I know, Bean
05:32They're building the Transcontinental Railroad
05:34They are?
05:36Uh-huh
05:37And you can help, too
05:38I can?
05:40Yep
05:40You can drive the supply wagon
05:42Here
05:43Take this peanut butter to Uncle Statler in Sacramento
05:46What?
05:48And then take this jelly to Uncle Waldorf in St. Louis
05:51Okay?
05:53Uh, sure thing, Nanny
05:54Guess I'll be seeing you about Easter, huh?
05:58Have a safe trip, Bean
06:00Oh, boy
06:02This house must be bigger than I thought
06:05Giddy up, Mule
06:06Let's go find Scrappy Pomenzo
06:10Ah, you can say that again
06:14Sacramento's a pretty fancy place, eh, kids?
06:17Yeah, almost as nice as Nanny's room
06:20Fozzie, this is Nanny's room
06:22Uh-uh
06:23Uncle Statler said this is Sack of Potato
06:26See?
06:28Oh
06:28Boy, some people think they know everything
06:32Well, I...
06:34Kermit, you and Fozzie start laying track
06:37And Piggy, you and Rolf get the train ready
06:46What's the matter, Fozzie?
06:48Uncle Statler didn't say Simon Says
06:50Let's go
06:51Oh, boy
06:52Simon Says
06:54Let's go
07:07Okay
07:07Gee, I guess the engine should go first
07:10And this can be second, whatever it is
07:13I think that's the coal car
07:15Really?
07:20You don't say
07:21Which way are we going, Uncle Statler?
07:24That way, son
07:25East
07:27That doesn't look so bad
07:29Yeah
07:29All we have to do is move some of that furniture
07:33Furniture?
07:34Look again, girl
07:36Why, those are the High Sierras
07:38Toughest mountain range in the world
07:40Oh
07:41I knew that
07:44Good
07:47Boy, Nanny's not going to be happy about this
07:49She really liked that chair
07:53Muppet, baby
07:56Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga
07:59Chugga, chugga, chugga
08:00Piggy, let's go, let's go
08:02Okay, okay
08:07Yep, kids
08:08This is how it was when the railroad moved out of St. Louis
08:11And onto the Great American Prairie
08:14Really?
08:19The transcombustible railroad went past an ant farm?
08:23Ant farm?
08:25Why, those are buffalo, Skeety
08:28Back in the old days, they covered the plains like ants in a picnic
08:32Buffalo?
08:33Let me see
08:34Whoa
08:37There must be a chariot on them
08:40Oh, buffalo farm
08:44Huh?
08:45Animal
08:49Come back
08:50Come on, bust a move, would you?
08:53Heard that on MTV
08:54Come on
08:56Come on
08:56Come on, Mr. Buffalo
08:57Move, please
09:00Uh-oh
09:01I give up
09:03You try something, sis
09:04Okay
09:10Give me an L
09:12Give me an O
09:14Oh, give me a B
09:16Give me an E
09:18E
09:18What's it spell?
09:26Thanks, sis
09:28No problem
09:31What is this thing?
09:54Good job, you guys
09:56Thanks
10:01Good job, Wild
10:03Yay
10:06Come on, let's roll
10:15Uncle Statler
10:17Yoo-hoo
10:19Anybody?
10:21Whoa
10:24Huh?
10:26I'm somebody
10:30Frosty?
10:32Nope
10:32Bosco
10:33Bosco the snowman
10:35Yep, Frosty's brother
10:37He got the carrot nose
10:39And I got stuck with a turnip
10:40See?
10:42Oh
10:42Too bad
10:43Say, uh
10:45You wouldn't know the way to sack a tomatoes, would you?
10:48Nope
10:48But I did see a bunch of you clumsy kids headed that way
10:52Really?
10:53Yep
10:53Knocked me over
10:55Thought you were one of them
10:56Oh
10:57Say, uh
10:59Help me up, would you?
11:00Uh, sure
11:02Uh
11:06Thanks, Bonnet
11:09Let's go
11:10Uncle Statler
11:13Phew
11:14Going through this mountain
11:17It's even harder than going over it
11:21Here, Rolf
11:24That's for sure
11:25Here, Piggy
11:29I'll say
11:30Here, Poggy
11:32Whoa
11:36He didn't say Simon Says
11:41Can you believe it?
11:45Oh, yeah
11:46Yeehaw
11:47Kucha kucha
11:50We're making us
11:52Uh-huh
11:52A railroad truck
11:53Oh, yeah
11:54Can't wait to hear that clickety cluck
11:57Whoa, whoa
11:58So grab that shovel and pick up that sack
12:01Whoa
12:02I didn't say Simon Says
12:04Huh?
12:05We're digging this tunnel
12:07Uh-huh
12:08Big and white
12:09So the train can chuck it to the other side
12:12Hey, hold that beam
12:14No matter what it's like, girl
12:16Hey
12:17Ah, I didn't say Simon Says
12:21Okay, here's the plan
12:23Simon says to do the things that I say
12:25If he said to say them
12:26See
12:26So some of this stuff are things that he says to tell you
12:29Cause he told me first
12:30And that's why
12:30So now if I say it and don't tell you he said it
12:33It's the same as if he didn't
12:34He can't do that, right?
12:36Is that clear?
12:37Woo
12:38Good
12:40We're shoveling coal
12:42And hammering spikes
12:43Oh, yeah
12:44And all of those jobs that nobody likes
12:47And let's put in a separate track for bikes
12:50Wow
12:51Oh, hi
12:52I didn't say Simon Says
12:55Why am I talking like this?
12:57Uncle Sadler
12:59Hold it, kids
13:01Listen
13:01Huh?
13:03Uncle Sadler
13:05Yoo-hoo
13:06Anybody?
13:08You know what that means?
13:10Beans out of the bathroom?
13:12Nope
13:13It means we're almost out of this dad-blasted mountain
13:17Really?
13:18Wow
13:19Good
13:21Where are you guys?
13:23In a tunnel, Bean
13:24Uh, what tunnel?
13:27This tunnel, silly
13:30See?
13:35Gosh
13:36Saddle montoes under Nanny's bed?
13:39No
13:39That's back by the nightstand
13:41These are the high Sierras
13:43Right
13:53Howdy, partner
13:55How'd it do to you, bud?
13:59Here's that barrel of peanut butter you ordered
14:08Gosh
14:09What happened to her?
14:11Simon Says Hi
14:13That answer your question?
14:16Uh-huh
14:16Well, gotta get going
14:18Got a tub of jelly delivered to Uncle Waldorf
14:21Say, uh, you wouldn't know how to get to St. Louis, would you?
14:25Sure would
14:26That-a-way
14:27About 2,000 miles
14:292,000?
14:31Lucky me
14:32See you around Christmas, I guess
14:35Giddy up, mule
14:39Maybe we'll find a mailbox and we can send Uncle Statler his jelly
14:45You said it again
14:46Hmm
14:47Which way do we go now, Uncle Waldorf?
14:51Well, hard to tell, son
14:52Map stops right about here
14:54Um, maybe we should ask this guy
14:58Huh?
15:00He looks like he knows his way around
15:02I'll bet he does, too
15:04Indians were the first real Americans, you know
15:07This land belonged to them before anyone else
15:10How?
15:13Actually, we were more worried about where
15:16See?
15:17No, Scooter
15:18How is the Indian way of saying hello
15:21How?
15:23Hello
15:23How you doing?
15:25Me okay
15:26How are you?
15:27Let me handle this
15:29Uh, listen, sheep
15:30We're kind of lost out here
15:32And, uh,
15:33Na-tanko, what's-a-pea-yanko?
15:36No-no-waka-waka-tanko
15:38Can't touch this
15:39Oh
15:40Just ask him the shortest way to the kitchen, would you?
15:43I'm starved
15:44Ooh
15:45Mr. Reyes
15:48MwawawawawawawawΠ½ΡΡ
15:55That shortest way
15:57T tails, maybe we should ask him for the second shortest way
16:04Right.
16:05Uh, Mr. Chief, sir?
16:07Oh, boy.
16:08He's gone.
16:11That's okay.
16:13We'll do what the original railroad men did.
16:16Order a pizza?
16:17Nope. Build a bridge.
16:19Oh, that was gonna be my next guess.
16:25Luppet babies.
16:26Luppet babies.
16:32Now, the first thing we need to do
16:35is get a rope across to the other side.
16:38Gosh, that'll take forever.
16:40About one minute, actually.
16:43Huh?
16:47Look at the little weirdo go.
16:51Gosh.
16:54Don't try this stunt at home, kids.
16:59Huh?
17:00Yeah!
17:01Yeah!
17:02Woo-hoo!
17:03Get me to a rope fell!
17:05Uh-oh!
17:08Whoa!
17:09Gotta work on that landing.
17:11What's the second thing we need, Uncle Waldorf?
17:15Well, uh...
17:16We need to build some towers from the bottom
17:19and use your rope to pull a track across.
17:21Right.
17:22No problem.
17:24What?
17:24Let's go away!
17:27Yay!
17:28Whoa!
17:30Yeah!
17:32Yeah!
17:34I love doing stuff like this.
17:37Tee-hee-hee-hee!
17:41Tee-hee-hee-hee!
17:42All right, babe!
17:47Hey, what do you want?
17:48I'm just a kid, you know.
17:50You all right, sis?
17:51Yep!
17:53Let's get started!
17:58Hey, whatever happened to Bean, anyway?
18:06Oh, boy!
18:11Uncle Waldorf?
18:17I'm never gonna watch another scary movie
18:19as long as I live.
18:24What's that?
18:25Us little buddies can't take a lot of strats, you know.
18:34bleed.
18:40Whoa!
18:44Well done.
18:53Clock!
18:54Whoa!
18:55Yahoo!
18:59I'm sorry!
19:00Yeet!
19:02Yeet!
19:03Yeet!
19:03Yeet!
19:04Yeet!
19:04Yeet!
19:05Whoa, Mule!
19:07Huh?
19:10Phew!
19:11Finally!
19:12Here's your tub of jelly!
19:13Ugh!
19:15Thank you, thanks!
19:17No problem!
19:18See ya!
19:19Giddy up, Mule!
19:20Yeet!
19:21Yeet!
19:23Oh, shut up!
19:25What's wrong with him?
19:26Kids, before the railroads, getting stuff around the country was pretty scary business!
19:34You don't know the half of it!
19:38What's that?
19:42By golly, it's Statler and the team from Sacramento!
19:46They're trying to beat us!
19:47Come on!
19:48We can't let that happen!
20:05Atta boy, Cervit!
20:06Keep goin', Fozzy!
20:08Hm?
20:09Simon Says!
20:13That's better.
20:15Jeez, brother.
20:17How long has he been like this?
20:51Why'd we stop? Who ran?
20:54We ran out of track.
20:55So did we.
20:57Oh, that's too bad, kids.
21:00I guess you won't be able to complete your railroad after all.
21:05Sure they can, Nanny.
21:07See?
21:08We found them in the nursery where you fell, Uncle Statler.
21:12Great, kids.
21:14Now let's finish that railroad so we can eat lunch.
21:21We did it!
21:23Everybody smile.
21:25Now hold it.
21:30Now, how about those sandwiches?
21:37More like meat, I know monkey.
21:40Tick-~?
21:43On aboard!
21:45Last Stop, Kookabonga!
21:48Woo woo!
21:49chugge-chugge-chugge
21:51No!
21:52Chugga, chugga! Chugga, chugga! Chugga, chugga!
21:54Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga!
21:55My goodness!
21:56It's getting hard to tell the children from the grown-ups around here.
22:00No it isn't, Annie.
22:01Where are the kids?
22:02The little ones, remember?
22:04Chugga, chugga!
22:05Yay!
22:05Chugga, chugga!
22:27If you've been waiting for stories filled with fantastic fun and adventure, then wait no longer.
22:32It's time for CBS Story Break, next.
22:54Go bye-bye.
22:58Uh-huh, Simon says go bye-bye.
23:03Okay, go bye-bye.
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