00:36I think we lost him.
00:38Mama.
00:39Quiet!
00:46Yee-haw!
00:48Woo-hoo!
00:49Woo-hoo!
00:55Uh-oh! Jump, animal!
01:03Oh, you know, this cowboy game would be a lot easier if I had a horse.
01:08Woo-hoo!
01:11Here, look!
01:15We'll never make it!
01:18Ha!
01:19Ha!
01:38I think we lost him that time, animal.
01:41No.
01:41What do you mean?
01:47Whoa!
01:48Whoa!
01:50Whoa!
01:51Whoa!
01:52Whoa!
01:54Whoa!
01:58We got the little gold wrestlers now!
02:01Yahoo!
02:02For Sheriff Piggy!
02:05Yahoo!
02:05Wow!
02:06Uh-oh!
02:10Ah!
02:12Ah!
02:13The word out's mine!
02:15Oh, mama!
02:22What a bummer, man.
02:25Ahem!
02:26I'll say.
02:27Huh?
02:30Ahem!
02:32Oh, why, hello, Nanny!
02:34Fancy meeting you here!
02:36Hello, Piggy.
02:38Kids?
02:39This is our new neighbor, Janice.
02:41Hi, Janice!
02:43Hello!
02:44Hi, everybody.
02:45Hey, Beano!
02:47Beano?
02:49Hi!
02:50Uh, I met her last week.
02:53It was, like, cool.
02:55You have fun now, okay?
02:57Oh, we will, Nanny.
02:58I think.
03:00Um, I'm Kermit, Janice.
03:03Oh, yeah.
03:04The really nice kind of boring one.
03:07Um, gee, well, um, thanks.
03:11Boring?
03:13Ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:15And what did Beano tell you about me, Janice?
03:19That I was sweet, kind, or simply beautiful?
03:22Nope.
03:23You're Piggy.
03:25What?
03:27That's a good one, Janice!
03:31Okay, like, don't tell me.
03:33The laughing weirdo with the dolly is Gonzo, right?
03:37What?
03:38Dolly?
03:39Oh!
03:40Not again!
03:41Excuse me.
03:42Oh!
03:44Gonzo!
03:45Like, wow.
03:46What a severe attitude.
03:48All right, let's get on!
03:50I love Piggy!
03:50Slide him, cowboy!
03:51Help me!
03:53Uh, come on, Janice.
03:55We gotta help Piggy catch Gonzo.
03:58No.
03:59Like, too intense for me, man.
04:01I'll just watch.
04:02Oh, okay.
04:04Yee-haw!
04:05Yippee-kaw-yay!
04:09Follow me, animal!
04:11Yee-haw!
04:12Yee-haw!
04:15Yee-haw!
04:18Yee-haw!
04:19Yee-haw!
04:21Yee-haw!
04:35They'll never find us here, animal!
04:38Uh-uh!
04:39I'll just find that!
04:42Oh!
04:42What are we for first, animal?
04:44Okay!
04:45Yee-haw!
04:48Yee-haw!
04:50Yee-haw!
04:52Yee-haw!
04:54Yee-haw!
04:56Yee-haw!
04:58Yee-haw!
05:00You didn't think I'd let this slip by, did ya?
05:03Hey, Piggy.
05:04Um, what are you doing, Bean?
05:07Well, uh, I just thought Janice might wanna do something more quiet.
05:11Oh, brother.
05:13So she's gonna read me my favorite book, Peter Rabbit.
05:17Oh!
05:18Okay!
05:22Read?
05:24Little kids can't read!
05:26What?
05:27You're gonna read me?
05:29Yeah, that's neat all.
05:30Cool!
05:31Wah!
05:32Wait a second, Janice!
05:34Prove it!
05:37Well, I, um...
05:40Ha!
05:40See?
05:41I knew she was just bragging!
05:44Go ahead, Janice.
05:45Show her!
05:46Go ahead, Janice!
05:47Go ahead, Janice!
05:49Go ahead, Janice!
05:49Rob!
05:51Like, once upon a time...
05:55Wow!
05:56Ooh, needle!
05:57Wow!
05:58See?
05:59Well, she could be faking.
06:02I mean, every story starts with once upon a time.
06:05Mm-mm.
06:06Once upon a time, there were four little rabbits, and they lived in the roots of a very big fir
06:13tree.
06:14Wait!
06:15She's a good faker!
06:16Oh!
06:18She can read!
06:19With their really cool mother, Mrs. Rabbit.
06:25Do-dee-doo-dee-doo-dee-doo-dee-doo-dee-doo-dee-doo-dee-doo-dee-doo-dee-doo!
06:28Purple crayons all over the place!
06:31And if you go, chasing rabbits!
06:36Wild thing!
06:38You make my heart!
06:39Huh?
06:40Yeah!
06:40Ooh!
06:42Whoa!
06:43Like, who are you supposed to be?
06:46Mother Hubbard?
06:47I am Mrs. Rabbit!
06:50Yeah!
06:51Ooh!
06:52Impossible, babe!
06:54You asked me to read the story, so, like, I'm Mrs. Rabbit.
06:58Ooh!
07:00Whoa!
07:01Speaking of Mother Hubbard, who decorated this place?
07:07Mucho better!
07:11Kids!
07:14I'm Flopsy!
07:16Yeah, and I'm Mopsy!
07:18And I get to be Peter Rabbit!
07:20And where's my little cotton tail?
07:24Your little cotton tail is not coming out there in this ridiculous outfit!
07:30Oh!
07:31Hi!
07:32Hi!
07:33Hello!
07:34Hey!
07:35Now!
07:36Mrs. Rabbit told her kids they were, like, free to do whatever they wanted, except go down to
07:41Mr. Yasgur's farm, because there was like, a big rock concert there.
07:48So, Mopsy went to a pottery class...
07:51And Flopsy went to a macrame clan.
07:56And Cottontail...
07:57Got bored and decided to go to town.
08:00She did?
08:01He he, Cottontail.
08:03What a bunch of wimps.
08:05So, what about Peter Rabbit, Janice?
08:07What do I do?
08:08Oh, yeah. Well...
08:10Just a Cottontail pick in minutes.
08:14You don't want to hear the rest of this dumb story, do you, Beanie?
08:18Well, I, uh, was just trying to make Janice feel good.
08:22I know a much more interesting version of Peter Rabbit than this.
08:27Like what?
08:28Would you like to hear it?
08:30Well, uh, I, uh...
08:34Puppet Babies, we'll return...
08:36Maybe we can hear just a little bit of Piggy's story.
08:40If that's okay with you, Janice.
08:42Like, whatever.
08:44Okay, Piggy. Go ahead.
08:46Hmm. Well, once upon a time, there was this mummy rabbit who had lots of rabbit kids. See?
08:54Hi!
08:55Cool outfit.
08:58These are my kids?
09:00Sorry. I'll take care of it.
09:03Hmm. Uh, just then, the mailman arrived.
09:06Like, I don't remember any mailman in this story.
09:10Well, there is.
09:12Hello.
09:12See?
09:13How'd I miss that?
09:15Packages for Mrs. Rabbit and kids.
09:17Oh, hi!
09:18Oh, hi!
09:19Oh, hi!
09:19Oh, hi!
09:23Sign here, please.
09:26Oh, hi!
09:29Okay, kids! Ready to ride?
09:32Ready!
09:34Let's go!
09:36Yee-haw, mom!
09:38Hold on, dudes.
09:39Like, there are no cow bunnies in Peter Rabbit.
09:44Yee-haw!
09:45There aren't?
09:46Keep looking!
09:47You'll find it!
09:48Bunnies!
09:56Someone's in the kitchen, I know, someone's in the kitchen with Dino.
10:02Huh?
10:11Strumming on the old banjo.
10:19Yeah!
10:25Cowabunga, dudes!
10:27What?
10:29Just kidding.
10:31Yee-haw!
10:33That's my beanie!
10:34Hey, Piggy!
10:36Now what?
10:38Like, I still can't find him.
10:41It's there!
10:43Okay.
10:49These toy-maker disguises ought to confuse them.
10:52Hey, animals!
10:53Rawr!
10:54La-la-la-la-la-la-la!
10:56Rawr!
10:59Yee-haw!
11:01Yee-haw!
11:02Yee-haw!
11:03Yee-haw!
11:05Yee-haw!
11:06Yee-haw!
11:07Yee-haw!
11:09Yee-haw!
11:10Uh-oh!
11:11Oh, boy!
11:14Come on!
11:15Let's take the back way!
11:18Yee-haw!
11:19Yee-haw!
11:22Yee-haw!
11:22We don't have a back way!
11:24Uh-oh!
11:34Yee-haw!
11:36Yee-haw!
11:37There we go!
11:38Get him!
11:41Yee-haw!
11:42Yee-haw!
11:44Janet!
11:46Piggy!
11:47There is, like, definitely not a posse in Peter Rabbit!
11:53Huh?
11:54There is now!
12:08Hey, that's not fair, Gondo!
12:11There are no motorcycles and Peter Rabbit!
12:17I never said I knew this story!
12:22Tell him, Bean!
12:24Bean!
12:34Ah, you dumb bunnies!
12:36Beanie's lost!
12:38No, he isn't, Piggy!
12:39Look!
12:42Wait here!
12:45Yes, ma'am!
12:50What's a big sad idea, Bean?
12:54Oh, hi!
12:56Like mellow out, Piggy!
12:59Mellow's mellow!
13:00I can't finish my Peter Rabbit story without Peter Rabbit!
13:04Gosh, I'm sorry, Piggy!
13:06But I'm Janice's Peter Rabbit, too!
13:09Huh!
13:10Like, it's your fault, babe!
13:12What do you mean, dude?
13:13You made up all that stuff about cow bunnies!
13:17Oh, and like there's really a rock concert in Peter Rabbit!
13:21There could be!
13:23Impossible!
13:24Whatever!
13:26Look out!
13:28Huh?
13:31Whoa!
13:33Beanie?
13:34Yo, Bean Man!
13:36Where'd you go?
13:37Gosh!
13:38Where is he?
13:39Like, he was here before the weirdo came by!
13:43Aha!
13:44If they can kidnap a doll!
13:46You mean they're bunny nappers, too?
13:49Well, there's only one way to find out!
13:52Ooh!
13:53Ooh!
13:55Heavy!
13:56Hey, watch it!
13:58Actually, there are several effective techniques for finding things out, Piggy!
14:04Yes, and one should really find out these alternative ways of finding things out before you try and find a
14:09thing out!
14:10Know what I mean?
14:11Who are you supposed to be?
14:13Like, exactly!
14:16The Boxy Twins!
14:18Bipsy?
14:19And Boopsy!
14:21We are detectives!
14:22We're in the book!
14:24What book?
14:25This one!
14:27Bipsy and Boopsy Bopsy!
14:29Born to bring bad baby bunnies back to the barn where they were born!
14:32Tee hee hee!
14:34Bingo!
14:35Wait a second!
14:36Do you think you Boop Boopsy Bopsies can bring back a baby dolly?
14:41And like a bad baby bunny, too?
14:44Oh, yes!
14:45We were trained on dollies first!
14:47Then moved up to bunnies!
14:49You're hired!
14:50Like, let's go!
14:59So what are we supposed to do now?
15:02Beats me!
15:03I don't know this story!
15:05Me neither!
15:06Hey!
15:07I know!
15:07Maybe we should all just pretend we're in any story that has a bunny, and then when we
15:11get to a part where the bunny meets a pig, we can run back here and finish this story!
15:15You know, maybe it's the sun, but that almost made sense to me!
15:21Well, it's worth a try!
15:23See you later!
15:25So long!
15:25Um, what'd I say?
15:29Bean!
15:30Yoo-hoo!
15:31Beanie!
15:33Here, Bean!
15:36Like, does this work?
15:38I wonder if if Tracy started like this!
15:45Bean!
15:47Oh, Beanie!
15:48Come out!
15:49Come out!
15:49Wherever you are!
15:50Oh!
15:52There's gotta be a better way to find this bunny!
15:55There does?
15:56Gosh!
15:57I wonder what it is!
15:59Bip and barf!
16:00The bozo twins!
16:02Like, uh, I think this might work!
16:05Huh?
16:07Wow!
16:08That's really neat, old Janice!
16:10Are you kidding?
16:11Nobody's stupid enough to fall for a trap like that!
16:16Very clever!
16:17Gee!
16:19I guess all we need now is a bunny as dumb as my brother!
16:22Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
16:27Now, this Peter Rabbit I like!
16:30Don't you, Beanarino?
16:31Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
16:33Well, actually, I, uh...
16:44Okay, Beanarino!
16:45You fill up the choppers while animal and I down some sodas at the local food joint!
16:50Dig?
16:50I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds like we'll be busy for hours!
16:55Okay, Daddy-O!
16:57I can dig it!
16:58Phew!
16:59You know, the real Peter Rabbit would never say that!
17:03Or look like that!
17:14Oh, boy!
17:16Uh-oh!
17:17Bunny gone!
17:19Oh!
17:20Oh, no!
17:21We gotta find him, animal!
17:23Take these bikes, would ya?
17:25Wah?
17:26Okey-dokey!
17:30Okay?
17:32Yeah!
17:33Sure!
17:34Oh, no!
17:35You see anything, Betsy?
17:37Nope!
17:39Whoa!
17:39Eww!
17:40Hehehehe!
17:42Hehehehe!
17:42He's a trap!
17:43We've got him!
17:45Let's go let him be free!
17:48Uh...
17:49Rhyme!
17:51Me-me, is that you?
17:54Nope!
17:56It's this guy!
17:58Hello!
17:59Who are you?
18:00I'm Farmer Fudzie!
18:03I'm looking for that crazy rabbit, Peter!
18:06Hehehehe!
18:07Crazy rabbit?
18:09Oh, boy!
18:10Time for a costume change!
18:13Don't go away!
18:19Shh!
18:20Be very, very quiet!
18:22Trapping rabbits is tricky business!
18:25Hehehehe!
18:26Boob!
18:27Okay, Bean!
18:29Come on out!
18:32Uh...
18:33What's up, Foz?
18:35Uh...
18:35Huh?
18:37Hello!
18:39Like, this isn't Bean.
18:42No kidding!
18:44I'm the Tortoise.
18:46And I'm in a race with, uh...
18:49Rabbit!
18:51Yep!
18:52Have you seen him?
18:55Oh, brother!
18:57Uh...
18:57Oh!
18:58The Tortoise and the Hare, eh?
19:01Hmm...
19:02I wish these guys would make up their minds.
19:06Ah, Daddy!
19:06Let me open it!
19:08Me!
19:08I wanna go outside!
19:09Me!
19:09I'll get it!
19:11Let me do it!
19:13You open it!
19:15You open it!
19:16Like, you open it!
19:18Like, you open it!
19:19Anyone seen a rabbit around here?
19:25Ready when you are, Mr. Tortoise!
19:28Huh?
19:28Yeah!
19:29He's, uh...
19:30Kind of a tall rabbit with red overalls and, uh... bunny cheeks!
19:35Oh!
19:35Please!
19:37Ugh!
19:38I've never been so many bunnies in one day in my life!
19:45What was that, animal?
19:47Me not know.
19:50Looks like some kind of box!
19:53It's a rabbit trap, Einstein!
19:55Oh!
19:56Bean-o-ween-o!
19:58Uh-oh!
20:00What have I done?
20:01You look like a...
20:03Uh...
20:04Carrot?
20:05This is a carrot, nitwit!
20:08Bean is a carrot?
20:10Boy!
20:11No!
20:11Until this time, I thought he was a bunny!
20:14Oh!
20:15That isn't Bean, Gonzo!
20:16We don't know where Bean is!
20:20Gosh!
20:21What's that?
20:22Hey, it sounds like a rock concert!
20:24Mr. Yasker's farm!
20:26Come on!
20:27Let's go see!
20:28Oh!
20:33Come on!
20:36I tried to do the story you read
20:39I did every single thing that you said
20:44I'm getting awful tired
20:46Of trying to be
20:49Everybody else instead of me
20:52I'm only one bunny
20:55That's for certain
20:57I'm only one bunny
20:59You and my feet are hurting
21:01And being one bunny
21:03Can sure be rough
21:05Apparently it's not enough
21:09These carrots are making me pack
21:13And my ears don't fit in this hat
21:18I'm stuck here sitting on the motorbikes
21:22And I put on all this junk
21:24That I thought you'd like
21:26But I'm only one bunny
21:29Oh, brother
21:30It's just not funny
21:35And being one bunny
21:37Can sure be rough
21:39It never seems to be enough
21:43And I'm tired of all this funny stuff
21:50Gosh, Bean
21:51What's wrong?
21:53Well
21:53First I just wanted Piggy and Janice to get along
21:56And then I tried to be everybody's favorite bunny
21:59But
22:00I discovered that nobody's favorite bunny
22:03Was me
22:04Oh my god
22:06Oh my god
22:07What?
22:09Nonsense, Beanie
22:10Why you're the cutest
22:12Cuddliest
22:12Most adorable bunny ever
22:14Yeah, like for sure
22:16Totally
22:17Huh?
22:19Wait a second
22:20Did we just agree on something?
22:22It could happen
22:23Unbelievable
22:25You did it, Bean
22:26Piggy and Janice finally like the same thing
22:29Yeah
22:31They do?
22:33Yeah, they do
22:36Well, I liked them first
22:42Like mellow out, Piggy
22:45Well, I did
22:47Sheesh
22:50Oh
23:06We'll be right back
23:08Don't go away
23:19Hey, hang in there dudes, cause that cool cat and his buds are on the loose.
23:24That's right, it's Garfield and friends on Kid TV, next!
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