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Captain Wallace Binghamton learns that his post-war civilian job has been eliminated because his employer's firm closed down. Simultaneously, a young Lieutenant named Jason Whitworth is assigned to the base; coincidentally, Whitworth is the son of the owner of a large life insurance company on the mainland
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00:00Oh, no, it's your nose, it'll come.
00:05Oh, what, Garby?
00:06Say, what'd he say, old boy?
00:07Is old Brass and Brained in?
00:09Old Brass and Brained?
00:10You better stay away from him.
00:11He just got word that his yacht club's closed down,
00:13and he's in a flap about being unemployed.
00:15A flap?
00:15Say, that's good.
00:17Boy, I sure love that Navy talk flap.
00:19Well, if he's unemployed, I'm just the man he should talk to.
00:21Well, I wouldn't if I were you.
00:23Don't take any wooden torpedoes.
00:24Well, top of the morning to you, old gallant leader.
00:31What's a good word?
00:34Get out of my office.
00:35I don't want to see anybody right now, and especially you.
00:38You're wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
00:39I'm just the guy you should see.
00:41Heard about you losing your job after the war?
00:42Well, I'll tell you what.
00:43Maybe I can find a spot for you in my organization.
00:45In your what?
00:46My organization.
00:48Yep, I got me a multi-million dollar organization
00:51waiting for me after the war.
00:52Skip and all the boys were set up as vice presidents.
00:56See no reason why a bright young boy like you couldn't fit in?
01:00All the million, I don't believe it.
01:02Get your feet off of my chest.
01:04Well, if you don't believe me after the war,
01:06just stop by the States and look at our office building.
01:08Should be about, oh, 50 floors,
01:10have about 400 offices for the salesman.
01:14Wait a minute.
01:15You're too stupid to make a story like that up.
01:18I think you're serious.
01:20Of course I'm serious.
01:21And don't get pushy.
01:21I felt like you can't start at the top.
01:23Got to learn how to crawl before you walk.
01:26How to crawl?
01:27Yeah.
01:28Yep, what do you say we start you out at, oh,
01:3250 thou a year.
01:3550 thou a year?
01:37How crawl, how crawl.
01:38Uh, get off your knees, WB.
01:43I mean, after all, I run a democratic organization.
01:47Well, Chucky, this is wonderful.
01:49I mean, well, when did all this happen?
01:51Uh, well, it hasn't happened yet.
01:55Not yet.
01:55No, uh, but it's gonna, yeah.
01:57You see, this correspondence course I'm taking guarantees it.
02:00Yeah, but did a rich uncle die and leave you a correspondence course?
02:05Yeah, the crumbly course for super salesmanship.
02:08Guarantees, if I work real hard, I'll be a millionaire by the time I'm 30.
02:11You won't live to be 30.
02:13I'm gonna tear you apart long before that.
02:16Oh, just go now, come in here.
02:17Now, just a minute.
02:18Uh, it says right here, uh, in chapter six, that, uh, re-
02:21Uh, yeah, you gotta have confidence, that's it.
02:23Yeah, right.
02:24Regardless of how tough the sale always makes your sick teeth.
02:28Now, how would you like some all-purpose glue?
02:31All-purpose glue?
02:33You're an all-purpose glue!
02:35Well, then, uh, perhaps some freckle cream.
02:36You know, you got a few.
02:37You just put a couple of this right on here.
02:38Freckle cream?
02:39I'll freckle you, then.
02:40Get out of my office!
02:41Get out!
02:44Freckle cream.
02:47Um, uh, say, if you'd like to clean up that mess, how about a handy hand mop?
02:51A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A!
04:37Well, I knew help was hard to find, but this is rather ridiculous.
04:42It's disgraceful.
04:44Oh, isn't he tiring?
04:54Come on, Binghamton, to the penthouse and make a snappy.
04:56I haven't sold anything in ten minutes.
04:58I'm sorry, sir.
04:59I don't see you able to let me go.
05:01Oh, Binghamton, how stupid can you ever get?
05:03You're an idiot, a klutz, a dodo.
05:06Binghamton, you are impossible.
05:08Mr. Parker has given you a job with the company, and you can't even get up off the ground floor.
05:13You dodo!
05:13Don't go!
05:14Turn in your key to the rag closet.
05:16You're through.
05:17Oh, please, not that.
05:18Not that.
05:18Please don't fire me.
05:19Please, mercy.
05:20Mercy.
05:20Binghamton, you're never going to amount to anything.
05:22Now, wake up to that.
05:22Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.
05:24Wake up, wake up.
05:26No, no, no, no, please, please.
05:28I adore you.
05:29I worship you.
05:31I think you're brilliant.
05:32Oh, thank you, sir.
05:34I could stand here and listen to you talk like that all day.
05:36Oh, but there's a lieutenant in the outer office who wants...
05:38Get your grubby hands out of my...
05:40What's the matter?
05:40Who's out to want to see you?
05:42Where?
05:42Who are you?
05:42What are you...
05:42Sir, it's a lieutenant, Jason Whitworth.
05:45He's stopping over here at Tarotuba, and he insists on seeing you.
05:48Oh, he does?
05:48Well, I'll straighten him out.
05:50If there's anything I hate, it's a pushy lieutenant.
05:56Well, hi-ho, Captain.
05:58I'd like to get someone to carry my gear.
06:00Who are the blazes you think you are?
06:02Whitworth is the name.
06:03Insurance is the game.
06:04Is that right?
06:05Well, Binghamton is my name, and court-martialing smart-aleck lieutenants is my game.
06:09I'll get your bags for you, lieutenant.
06:10Wait a minute.
06:10What do you think you're doing?
06:12Mr. Whitworth is the head of one of the world's largest insurance companies.
06:15I don't care if he's Lloyd of London himself.
06:18One of the world's largest...
06:18He's not gonna turn my base into a country...
06:22One of the...
06:23Is that true, lieutenant?
06:26You're the head of one of the world's largest insurance companies?
06:30The largest, laddie-buck.
06:32I employ over a thousand salesmen all around the globe.
06:35Now, could I get someone?
06:37A thousand salesmen?
06:40Well, give or take a few.
06:41You see, I'm always replacing dead wood with live wires.
06:46Oh, is that what you replaced the...
06:48Mush, mush, get it back.
06:49I thought you said you...
06:50I thought you said you...
06:50That's what I have to do.
06:52I have a live wire.
06:53And I think you could probably manage this.
06:54Yes, he's the dead wood.
06:55I certainly can.
06:55There we go.
06:56One more thing.
06:57Oh, you're a lad.
06:58Thank you very much, sir, W.
06:59Now, J.W., I was thinking, shouldn't an outfit as big as yours have an insurance salesman
07:04in this area?
07:05Hmm?
07:05Oh, it mightn't be a bad idea.
07:07Where's your golf course?
07:08We don't have one, sir.
07:09No.
07:09J.W., I bet the right man could really go places with your outfit, huh?
07:14Well, I did.
07:15I went from office boy to president in less than a year.
07:19That's incredible.
07:20I know.
07:21I was so stunned when the chairman of the board told me all I could say was, thanks,
07:25Dad.
07:26Where's your squash court?
07:27We don't have a squash court, Lieutenant.
07:29Thanks, Dad?
07:32That's a gasser, J.W.
07:34Oh, I could laugh at your jokes all day, for the rest of my life, for that matter.
07:38No golf, no squash.
07:40What am I supposed to do while I'm here?
07:42We do have some great marlin fishing just off our island, sir.
07:45Marlin fishing.
07:46J.W., you put me on the Whitworth team and make me the man in this area, and I can move.
07:53Hey, hey, sir.
07:54Why don't you watch where you're going for?
07:55I'm trying to let it go.
07:56Oh, boy.
07:57He comes to the ice.
07:59That was kind of fun, wasn't it?
08:00See, keep laughing right here in Chapter 2.
08:03That's what it says.
08:03After what?
08:04Chapter right out of my court-martial manual.
08:06And don't just start with that freckle cream again.
08:09I know, sir.
08:10Boy, I can see how you get kind of upset.
08:11I mean, after all, making a living as a bellhop.
08:13No, no, stop, Captain.
08:17Those clubs have to last me the whole war.
08:20Don't hit that man.
08:21You'll keep eye of this, McHale.
08:24No, no, no.
08:24Wait a minute, Captain.
08:25Control yourself, sir.
08:26Yeah, and if you want to know the team, keep your head down during a backswing.
08:29That's a golf course.
08:30There's no golf course.
08:31I'm going to tee off.
08:32Four.
08:32No, no, no.
08:33No, no.
08:34I heard enough to eat.
08:35Stop that.
08:35No, Captain, no.
08:37Chuck.
08:37Now, watch it.
08:38Chuck.
08:38No, Chuck.
08:40I'm fishing.
08:40Come on, I don't believe this.
08:42I've stumbled into a tropical funny farm.
08:44Yeah, well, I'm sorry, Lieutenant, but that's the way she goes, sir.
08:46No, no, no.
08:47Take it easy, Captain.
08:48We're leaving, sir.
08:48You'll bet you're leaving, McHale.
08:50You'll go back to your island, and you'll stay there on further notice.
08:53That's an order.
08:53Now, wait a minute, Captain.
08:54You've got no reason after you...
08:55I'll give you a reason.
08:56You're a bunch of miserable, lying, thieving cutthroats.
08:59Now, how's that for openers?
09:00Boy, you're never going to get a job.
09:01Listen to the way he talks.
09:02All right, come on, Chuck.
09:03Let's go.
09:04Bye-bye, Captain.
09:04I'm sorry about this, Lieutenant.
09:10It's just every time I see those pirates from the 73, I just want to...
09:14Well, I'm sorry.
09:15Now, about my job with your company.
09:17Are you jesting, man?
09:19Do you really suppose I'd give a job to someone who runs a base as fouled up as this?
09:24About the marlin fishing, Lieutenant, I trust you can arrange for a boat.
09:28Now, now, wait a minute, Jay.
09:29If you'll just give me a chance...
09:31Binghamton, will you go away?
09:33No, I won't until you give me an opportunity to show you I can sell insurance.
09:37All right, all right.
09:38You want to sell insurance here?
09:40Take these life insurance policies and sell them to that PT-73 crew.
09:44Then you can have a job with my company.
09:45Fair enough.
09:46Oh, fair enough, J.W., thank you.
09:48You won't regret this.
09:49I'm going to sell the...
09:50Wonderful.
09:5273?
09:53Sell them to the...
09:53Well, I couldn't sell them to this...
09:55I mean, they hate me.
09:56They despise me.
09:57They won't buy anything they can't drink.
09:59Lieutenant Carpenter, let's make erasers for the boat.
10:02I'm just dying to tangle with a marlin.
10:06Excuse me, but...
10:07I just know I'm not going to be successful.
10:16After the war, I'm just going to be a mangy old ball-headed bum.
10:20Oh, you a bum?
10:22Come on, Chuck.
10:23Sure.
10:24You're loaded with talent.
10:25On top of your good looks.
10:26Oh, thanks, you guys, but it won't do any good.
10:30Well, anybody want this book?
10:32None of them have to learn how to hop a freight car.
10:36Here, I...
10:36Boy, how do you like that?
10:39I can't even give anything away.
10:45Jumping Hannah, direct hit.
10:46Captain, are you all right?
10:49I'll take a quick inventory.
10:51Say, ah.
10:52Ah.
10:52One, two, three, four.
10:53Oh, get your hand out of my mouth.
10:54I'll give you some of your own teeth to count.
10:55I know, I can't before you blow your stack, sir.
10:58Mr. Parker didn't mean it, sir.
10:59I know he didn't mean it.
11:00I don't care about that, Quint.
11:02You know, I'm just very fond of this little rascal.
11:04See, dude?
11:05As a matter of fact, I'm very fond of all these sweet, wonderful men.
11:11Sweet, wonderful men, yeah.
11:13Boy, he must have hit them harder than I thought.
11:15There he goes again.
11:16And you know, I know you boys are always a little short of cash.
11:20So guess what?
11:21What?
11:22I've brought you all some nice, big, fat advances on your pay.
11:28Now, how about that, boys?
11:30Is that great, huh?
11:31There you go.
11:32Hands out.
11:33Come on.
11:34You, too.
11:34And there you are.
11:37Yeah, but, uh, Captain, I hate to look a gift C-note in the mouth, but, uh, I don't get it.
11:42Well, it's very simple, Quint.
11:44I'm going to give you fine men a chance to invest in something that could net each and every one of you
11:50$100,000 one of these days.
11:53Invest in what?
11:54Invest in life insurance policies, that's what.
11:58Life insurance policies?
12:00That's what.
12:01And because I am so very fond of you boys, as I have said, I have added all sorts of goody, goody, goody, goody clauses to the policies.
12:08Now, I've got the policies right here.
12:11Hey, you.
12:12What's with him?
12:13Well, that new lieutenant, J.W. Whitworth, is the head of Whitworth Insurance Company.
12:16And if the captain sells you these policies, he'll get a job with Whitworth after the war.
12:19Shut up, shut up, shut up.
12:20I was just explaining.
12:21I know what you're doing.
12:21Shut up.
12:22Uh-huh.
12:23So that's your racket, huh, Captain?
12:25Boys, give me back the money.
12:28Here you are, sir.
12:29Come on, come on, let go.
12:31Here you are, sir.
12:32There you are.
12:33We don't want to buy any of your policies, sir.
12:35I don't care what you want.
12:37You are going to buy the policies, and that is an order.
12:39An order?
12:41Now, look, Captain, you've put some pretty shady deals in your time, but this is a shit...
12:44Unless I have seven signed and paid-for life insurance policies on my desk by the time
12:51Lieutenant Whitworth gets back from marlin fishing, then there are going to be seven very
12:56bad insurance risks in the brig.
12:59Gentlemen, ta-ta.
13:02Well, of all the nerve, I'd like to give him a shot right in his ta-ta.
13:13No good creep.
13:15What crust?
13:16Using us to get a cushy job after the war.
13:18You know, some guys have all the luck.
13:19Me, I'm just going to be a mangy old ball-headed bum.
13:26What's so funny, Skip?
13:27Oh, look at Mr. Parker, Skip.
13:29He's really down in the dumps.
13:30I know, I know, and I'm sorry, but boys, I just came up with the perfect answer.
13:37The captain said we had to buy these insurance policies, right?
13:40Yeah.
13:41But he didn't say who we had to buy them from.
13:50Gail, Parker.
13:51Oh, hi, Captain.
13:52Beautiful day, isn't it?
13:53To belay the dribble.
13:54What about the policies?
13:55Why, why, why?
13:55Everybody bought one, sir.
13:57Why, the beast fool will pass up a deal like that.
13:58Oh, you're right, Quentin.
14:00It is a beautiful day.
14:02Now, if you just give me the policies and the premiums, I'll see that Lieutenant Whitworth
14:06gives him super special handling.
14:08Oh, you needn't bother about that, sir.
14:10After all, it's up to the salesman who sold the policies to deliver them, isn't it?
14:14Yes.
14:14Yeah, that's why I want to...
14:16What are you driving at?
14:18Why, haven't you heard, Captain?
14:19Well, Mr. Parker sold us all those policies.
14:22Oh, like you said, he's a fabulous salesman, sir.
14:25Now, wait a minute.
14:26Hold on.
14:27Hold on.
14:27I keep my other clients waiting.
14:28I'll never get to be general sales manager that way.
14:30Yes, sir.
14:31Parker, wait a minute.
14:31If you think you're going to grab the credit from me for those policies, you've got to...
14:34You give me those...
14:35Oh, you're not.
14:36I will...
14:36No, no, no, wait a minute.
14:38No, wait a minute.
14:38Captain, you're fighting a loose in battle, sir.
14:40Yes, sir.
14:40And besides that, we're going to tell Lieutenant Whitworth the whole truth.
14:43You aren't going to tell him anything because I am...
14:46Give me those.
14:47Give me them.
14:47You and your seagoing backstabbers are going out on patrol to Karaki Straits.
14:53Patrol?
14:54But, Captain...
15:00Forget that Whitworth deal, Mr. Parker.
15:02There'll be plenty of jobs for you after the war.
15:04I'm no good at anything.
15:05I'll never get a job.
15:06I wish I were dead.
15:07Oh, come on, Chuck.
15:08Cut that out, will you?
15:11Hey, wait a second.
15:13I think you hit something.
15:15I did.
15:15Oh, boy, reverse all engines.
15:17We're going now.
15:18No, no, no.
15:19Hold it.
15:19Hold it.
15:20Hold it.
15:21No, no, no.
15:22You just gave me an idea.
15:24Look, did you fellas ever stop to think that if we ever got clobbered out here, Whitworth's
15:29company would have to pay off on all those policies?
15:32Go on.
15:33Go on.
15:33Boy, would that ever get Binghamton in trouble.
15:36Maybe we'll get hit by a kamikaze.
15:38Wait, wait a minute, Skip.
15:39I'm too young to die.
15:40Well, I'll argue that.
15:42But if the captain thought we were clobbered, then maybe we could con him into admitting
15:49that Chuck here sold all those policies.
15:52Uh-huh.
15:52That's right, J.W., seven $100,000 policies.
16:04First day on the job, and I do.
16:06What?
16:07A partnership.
16:09Oh, thank you, J.D.
16:13Binghamton Whitworth Insurance Company.
16:15Sir, it sounds beautiful.
16:16You are a genius, W.B., a genius.
16:18Thank you, Elroy.
16:19You look tired to me, Elroy.
16:21Say, ah.
16:22Ah?
16:22Yes, you're tired, boy.
16:24Go buy yourself an automatic apple polisher.
16:26Oh, sorry, sir.
16:30My fault, sir.
16:32All right, lads.
16:33All right.
16:33Accidents will happen.
16:35Oh, by the way, would you tell your mother to get her things together?
16:38I'm going to foreclose on her.
16:39Oh, bless you, sir.
16:41You're so kind, sir.
16:42Good morning, Mr. Binghamton.
16:47Your private elevator is waiting and ready, sir.
16:52Uh, going up?
16:53Yes, the penthouse.
16:54Hurry.
16:54Yes, sir, right away.
16:57Wait a minute.
16:58Wait a minute.
16:58He's going to take me with you.
17:01Oh, boy, Nate, we better start all over.
17:02Uh, going up?
17:04Oh, lawly, incompetent.
17:05I ought to give him a good one.
17:07Oh, no, no, no, sir.
17:08Please, it's his first day on the job.
17:09And it's his last.
17:11Ow, my arm, my arm.
17:14Stop, sir.
17:14My arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm.
17:20Oh, ow, let me, oh, my arm, we get, oh, yes, get it out of heaven.
17:25Are you all right, sir?
17:26All right, but I had, oh, never mind.
17:29Is my partner back?
17:30Huh?
17:30I mean, Lieutenant Whitworth.
17:32Oh, no, not yet, sir, but Commander McHale's calling you.
17:34It sounds like the 73's in trouble.
17:36I shouldn't wonder.
17:37That eight ball, he can't even run an elevator.
17:41What do you want, McHale?
17:50Aren't you out on patrol?
17:52We're under attack, sir.
17:53This time I think we've really had it.
17:56Under attack?
17:58Ships and planes.
17:59Oh, they're really coming at us, sir.
18:02Oh, this is it, Captain.
18:12But remember, we went down fighting.
18:15If you ever get back to Shrine Falls, tell my mom I wasn't a scaredy-cat.
18:19Sir, this is terrible.
18:20Lieutenant Whitworth's going to have to pay off a fortune.
18:22He'll never give you that job now.
18:24Grief, Elroy.
18:25Boy, this is no time to think of a thing like...
18:28Oh, you're right, boy, you're right.
18:33Captain McHale, now hear this, McHale.
18:36I absolutely forbid you to be killed.
18:38That's an order.
18:40This is your insurance agent speaking.
18:41It's too late, sir.
18:46We're being cloverized.
18:49Skip kamikaze at 9 o'clock.
18:51We're in time, Spishmore.
18:53So long, Captain.
18:54Make sure Whitworth gets those checks in the mail right away.
19:02Get the day.
19:05Hang on, I'm out of ammo.
19:07Ow!
19:08No, no, no, no, McHale.
19:12You've got to live.
19:13All of you.
19:14Keep breathing.
19:15All at once now.
19:16In.
19:17Out.
19:18In.
19:19Out.
19:19Please, please, please.
19:21You've got to.
19:25It's me, you, sir.
19:27The radio's dead.
19:28They must be going down.
19:30Well, Jim, Greg, they can't do that to me.
19:34I'm not going to permit this.
19:36Hello.
19:36Hello.
19:37Get me calm, Fleet.
19:38Hurry.
19:38I want to order out every available ship.
19:41It's a matter of life insurance.
19:43Life and death.
19:44Hurry.
19:45Hurry.
19:56Bang-o, Titan.
19:58What is the meaning of ordering my boat in?
20:01Oh, I'm sorry, J.W., but an emergency came up.
20:05You know how these wars are.
20:06But I was hooked up to an 800-pound marlin.
20:09Couldn't you have gotten along without my boat?
20:11Well, I'm terribly sorry, but I'm sure that you're a big enough man not to let a little
20:16thing like this interfere with my job.
20:18Job?
20:19Do you suppose I'd give a job to a stupid clod like you?
20:22Oh, now, just a minute, Lieutenant.
20:24The only reason the captain ordered out the fleet was to try to save your company close
20:27to a million dollars.
20:28A million dollars?
20:28What?
20:29I'm going to tell him, sir.
20:30Now, look.
20:30The captain sold seven $100,000 insurance policies to the crew of the 73.
20:34And when he heard that the 73 was about to be sunk by a NIP task force, he sent...
20:39Oh, I don't care what you look like.
20:51Oh, come in, come in.
20:52You're alive.
20:53That's the important thing.
20:55Get down the boards.
20:56Oh, sit right down there.
20:57How are the other men?
20:58You mean the other five guys you sold those big life insurance policies to?
21:02Yeah, yes.
21:04Are they alive?
21:06Cheer up, Captain.
21:08Just think how happy you've made their loved ones.
21:12Thanks to the captain, your company owes them $500,000.
21:18I can pay by cash or check.
21:20Now, JW, I'm sure I can explain everything.
21:22Whoa there, sport.
21:23Don't panic.
21:24I feel very badly about your crew, McHale.
21:27But those policies all contain a war clause.
21:30If a man is lost in battle, there's no payment.
21:33No?
21:34No, no, no payment?
21:36No payment.
21:37No payment.
21:37You're a sniveling coward, JW, deserting your ship in time of battle.
21:41Well, well, well, I have...
21:42No, wait a second now.
21:45The ship wasn't stuck in battle.
21:47No.
21:48It went down by accident.
21:49Accident.
21:50Yeah, you see, this big marlin came along and threw us right up under the reef.
21:53Yes, and according to those clauses that the captain added, an accident is worth double.
22:01All except Tinker.
22:02He got his with a falling coconut.
22:04Captain made that worth triple.
22:06A triple?
22:07Oh, that captain boy, I'll tell you.
22:08There's a salesman.
22:09Don't listen to them, JW.
22:10I didn't sell the policies.
22:12It's all a lie.
22:12Parker sold them.
22:13Parker, Parker, Parker.
22:14Would you mind repeating that, sir?
22:15Parker, Parker, Parker.
22:16That's right.
22:17I am a witness, Lieutenant.
22:18Parker really sold those policies.
22:20And then the captain sent the 73 out on patrol so that he could get the credit.
22:23See, he wanted the credit.
22:25Boys!
22:25You're alive!
22:26Skip a miracle half.
22:28We got picked up by a native canoe.
22:29Bless those canoes.
22:31Oh, mother earth.
22:32How I've missed you.
22:33Oh, yes, yes, yes.
22:34Come up, boy.
22:35Hey, you guys better get out of here.
22:37He's only a...
22:38Now that you know that your company doesn't have to pay out a penny,
22:41and you also know that the Ensign Parker sold all those policies while you're...
22:46JW, don't you listen to them?
22:48Don't you see what this is?
22:49They're just trying to get my job with your company away from me.
22:52Give it to Parker.
22:53Yes, I can see that, Binghamton.
22:54And may I say, it worked.
22:57In fact, you can all have jobs with my company after the war.
23:00If there's one quality that makes a great salesman, he's got to be sneaky.
23:04Hey!
23:05Come on, JW!
23:07Come on, JW!
23:08Come on, JW!
23:09Come on, JW!
23:10Come on, JW!
23:11Now, wait a minute.
23:12Now, wait a minute!
23:13I'm sneaky!
23:14You ask anybody around here, they'll tell you.
23:16Everybody calls me old sneaky.
23:18Then I try and grab all the credit from Parker Honest.
23:20I'm sneaky!
23:21Don't you believe it, Lieutenant.
23:23After that confession, why, you know he wouldn't make a good salesman.
23:27He's too honest.
23:28Yeah, and if you're smart, you'll read up on it.
23:30I got a few notes right here in my hat.
23:31Just take a look at that.
23:33I'm serious, don't do it!
23:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Captain!
23:36Captain, take it easy there.
23:37Take it easy there.
23:38We're going to be assured.
23:39Hey, the insurance...
23:40All right, McHale, now that Lieutenant Whitworth is gone, you're really going to get it.
23:47For the next ten years, you're going to be selling insurance to your roommates in the brig.
23:52In the brig? On what charge?
23:55For disobeying my direct orders and not staying out on patrol.
23:58Now, I've sent for the S.P.'s.
24:00A ten hut?
24:01It's not putting a ten huts when I'm...
24:03Admiral Rogers.
24:05Binghamton, I understand you ordered all those ships and planes into Karaki Straits.
24:10Well, no, Admiral, no. I really... I do. McHale. McHale did it.
24:14True, McHale?
24:15Well, you see, you're...
24:17I don't know how you found out that the Nips were planning a sneak attack on Karaki,
24:21but thanks to your warning, we got there in time.
24:24Good work, McHale.
24:25Admiral, you mean he was...
24:26Yeah, put them in for commendation, Binghamton.
24:28Thank you, Admiral. Thank you very much, sir.
24:30No. No, no, no, no, no. I won't do it, Admiral. I'd rather kill myself first.
24:34You mean that, sir?
24:36Well, we at Whitworth have an insurance policy with a special suicide clause that perhaps would be interested in.
24:41I changed my mind. I'll kill you first.
24:43Kill! Kill! Kill!
24:51Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill
25:21Oh, my God.
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