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The Clampetts are feeling homesick. They are mostly all alone in Beverly Hills and none of their neighbours are visiting them. So they decide to go visit their new neighbours.
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00:00Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.
00:06And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bumbling crude.
00:12Oil, that is, black gold, Texas tea.
00:16Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.
00:19The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.
00:22Said, California is the place you ought to be.
00:24So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.
00:30Swimming poos, movie stars, the Beverly Hillbillies.
01:00Yeah, Ellie!
01:06Ellie Mae Clampett.
01:15Boy, you're the prettiest thing.
01:18I ain't never in all my boring days.
01:22Not an old mountain goat like me ever get a young'un like you're a queen.
01:28That's what you are in that shiny dress standing there.
01:30You're a queen.
01:31Feel it, Paul.
01:32It's slicker than a tom's belly.
01:37I'll give it if it ain't.
01:40What kind of dress do you call that?
01:41This is what you call a ball gown.
01:44A ball gown.
01:46Well, you're even catching on to what this name.
01:48Well, Miss Hathaway, she pinned a piece of paper on to every dress she got me.
01:52I tell him what it was for.
01:53You better total on the shotgun and keep the fellas away.
01:56Oh, I know, Paul.
01:58That's what I'm going out for, to meet some fellas.
02:02Hallelujah.
02:02You know, you're going to find out something I've been saying is the truth.
02:06You don't have to dress up in boys' clothes to have fun with boys.
02:12I'm going to keep my promise, Paul.
02:14I ain't going to wear nothing but dresses for three whole days.
02:17And I'm going to keep my promise, too.
02:19If you don't have just as much fun as you did climbing trees and wrestling,
02:23you can go back to wearing your pants and shirt.
02:27Goodbye, Paul.
02:28Goodbye, Paul.
02:36What you doing?
02:42Killing ants?
02:43Right.
02:44This place ain't got no ants.
02:45I'll tell you something else it ain't got.
02:47That's me.
02:49I'm going to pack up and go home.
02:50Wait a minute.
02:51Oh, no, no.
02:52This is home.
02:54Not to me it ain't.
02:55And for my part, they can give Beverly Hills back to the Indians.
02:59Or whoever else was fool enough to come here in the first place.
03:02Come on, let's go in here and sit down and we'll talk this whole thing over.
03:07You just got your back up because the police made us get rid of all our cows and pigs and chickens and stuff.
03:14Well, that didn't help, hon.
03:16But if they don't allow folks to have a stock, why have they got that all-fired fancy stock pen down there?
03:22Well, Granny, it turned out that that there was something called a tennis court.
03:27What in tarnation is a tennis?
03:29I don't know, but one of these days, we'll get us a pair of them and go to raisin' them out there.
03:36Well, you go to raisin' them.
03:37I'm going back home where I can get some good things in life like hog jowls and possum champs.
03:43Ah, hold on, Granny.
03:44Jethro's out hunting possums right now.
03:47He won't find none.
03:48I've been all over these Beverly Hills.
03:50And I tell you, it ain't easy climbing fences and walls and jumping over hedges to get around those cement ponds
03:58where there are a lot of half-naked women layin' there smearin' themselves with oil
04:02and yellin' at you to get out, get out.
04:05I tell you, Jed, this place is full of the laziest, greasiest, unfriendliest mess of people I ever did lay my eyes off.
04:12Here, here, here's Jethro.
04:14Hiya, boy, what'd you get?
04:16I got chased by a fellow with a club.
04:18Now, you hear that, Jed?
04:20It says Beverly Hill Bullies pickin' on a little boy like Jethro.
04:25Come on, Jethro, load up the truck on this head for home.
04:27Ah, hold on.
04:28I think I know what's ailing you two.
04:30You're just plain old homesick.
04:32Well, I'm sick of this home, I can tell you that.
04:34Yeah, now, I got a surprise.
04:36I've been a kind of savin'.
04:37I reckon now's as good a time as any to let the cat out of the bag.
04:41We need pigs and chickens, and he gets us a cat.
04:45Now, that ain't the surprise, Granny.
04:47The surprise is, Pearl's comin' out here.
04:50Ma's comin' out here?
04:52Yeah, and she's bringin' your sister, Jethro.
04:54Hot diggity dog!
04:56Yeah, I wrote her a letter, and I said, uh, Pearl, I says, uh,
04:59why don't you come out here and bring Jethro?
05:01We got lots of room and plenty to eat, and we sure is a hanker to see ya.
05:06Oh, boy!
05:07I've gotta get us some possum now,
05:09cause if there's one thing Ma and Jethroene likes,
05:11it's grits and possum shanks.
05:15You don't look particularly cheered up, Granny.
05:17Jed, you might fool that boy with a story like that, but not me.
05:22What do you mean?
05:23Since when can you write letters?
05:25Now, wait a minute.
05:27Wait a minute.
05:28Granny, I didn't write that letter by hand.
05:30Hell, the pencil tricks your toes, did ya?
05:32No, I wrote it by a new way the banker's secretary showed me.
05:36It's called, uh, dictitation.
05:39What's dictitation?
05:40Well, it's wonderful, Granny.
05:41You just talk, and she writes it down.
05:44She sure must write fast.
05:46Yeah, and with a bad hand, too.
05:48She got a bad hand?
05:50This one.
05:50She calls it her shorthand.
05:54I don't care how many letters you dictate, Jed.
05:57Pearl ain't a-coming out here.
05:59Leastwise, not right now.
06:00Oh, sure she is, Granny.
06:02She's looking to find a husband for Jethreen.
06:04I'll tell you who Pearl is looking to get a husband for her.
06:07Pearl.
06:08And I think she's got her cap set for that oil man that bought your swamp.
06:12Mr. Brewster?
06:13Why, he lives clean over to Tulsa.
06:15Yeah, but pumping oil brings him over to your place.
06:18And I'll bet you pigs to polecats
06:21that when he shows up, Pearl ain't fur behind.
06:23Why, Mr. Brewster of all people, fancy meeting you here.
06:53Small world, ain't it?
06:54Yes, it certainly is.
06:56Oh, this here's my daughter, Jethreen.
06:58This is Mr. Brewster, dear.
07:00I'm pleased to meet you, young lady.
07:03Hi.
07:05May I give you a hand, Mrs. Bodine?
07:07Oh, thank you.
07:08Stay in the buggy, dear.
07:09Careful now.
07:11There.
07:12There we are.
07:13Well, I see you girls are on your way to a Halloween party.
07:17What kind of party?
07:18Uh, Halloween.
07:20What's a Halloween?
07:22Uh, you don't celebrate Halloween here in the hills?
07:26Well, I never heard of it.
07:27What's it like?
07:29Well, uh, uh, it's an occasion where everyone gets dressed up in their most beautiful clothes.
07:35Oh, these old things, they're just something I threw together myself.
07:39Well, they look like they came from SAC.
07:42Well, they didn't.
07:43I made them with store-bought yard goods.
07:46Isn't it, Jethreen?
07:47Yes, sir.
07:49Uh, well, uh, what, uh, what brings you girls here on this beautiful Indian summer day?
07:55Following you.
07:58Anyway, we, we, we was headed this way anyway.
08:01I promised to keep an eye on the old home place for Cousin Jed, remember?
08:05Oh, I hope he won't mind that I had a telephone put in the cabin.
08:09You see, we're using it as a sort of a field office.
08:12Oh, but he, he won't mind.
08:14Especially if you would show it to me and I could see for myself that there was no damage done to the cabin.
08:20Well, that's quite all right.
08:21Come along, huh?
08:23Yes, same buggy, dear.
08:24Well, perhaps she'd like to stretch her leg.
08:26They're long enough now.
08:28You know, Jethreen's awful tall for age.
08:30She takes after her father.
08:32Her late father, that is.
08:33I'm a widow.
08:36Yes, I believe you told me.
08:38Oh, that, that's right.
08:39That's when you told me you was a widower.
08:42Uh, yes.
08:42You, um, still are, I suppose.
08:45A widower?
08:45No, yes.
08:49Stay in the buggy, dear.
08:53Look at that fruit, dear.
08:55Did you ever in your whole born days ever see anything as pretty as that fruit?
08:59Don't spoil, neither.
09:00Don't taste, neither.
09:01Oh, now.
09:02Jethro ate a whole bunch of them grapes.
09:05Two apples, a pear, and a whole handful of strawberries.
09:08And he said there wasn't one bit of juice in the whole kit and caboodle of them.
09:11He said it was dry as wax.
09:13This is my dryin' gummy.
09:26Maybe he ain't supposed to eat this fruit.
09:28That's the trouble with this miserable place.
09:30He ain't supposed to do nothin'.
09:31He ain't supposed to have cows or pigs or chickens.
09:35He ain't supposed to fire up the still and make a little moonshine whiskey.
09:38Answer me.
09:39What can you do on this Beverly Hills?
09:42Well, you can do lots of things, Granny.
09:44Things you couldn't do back home.
09:46Name one.
09:47Well, uh, you can call up your friends on the telephone.
09:52No, you can't.
09:53Why not?
09:54Because we ain't got no friends.
09:55That's why not.
09:56There ain't been one neighbor come a-callin' on us since we moved in here.
10:01Oh, so that's what's ailing you.
10:03Nobody's been coming to call.
10:05Well, now you gotta remember what Pearl says.
10:08This here is Beverly Hills where the movie stars live.
10:10What's that got to do with it?
10:13What's that got to do with being friendly?
10:16Nothing.
10:16I just thought it might sidetrack you.
10:18Well, it didn't.
10:20Movie stars are people just like us, ain't they?
10:24Yeah, it's definitely prettier.
10:26Wouldn't it be worth waiting for if one of these days there come a knock on the door
10:30and we go to answer it, and we open up the door,
10:33and standing there would be Mary Pickford.
10:37Mary Pickford?
10:38Yeah, with the golden curls hanging down her back,
10:42and her pretty little rosebud mouth saying friendly things like,
10:47Howdy there.
10:48I'm Mary Pickford.
10:50Oh, you say to that.
10:51I say, who's Mary Pickford?
10:53That's not...
10:54Granny, she's America's sweetheart.
10:59You know that movie house where Pearl plays by Annie on Saturday night?
11:03I heard of it.
11:04Well, she says, little old Mary is everybody's favorite, right?
11:08Well, tell me this.
11:09If Mary Pickford moved in that little cabin down the creek from us back home,
11:14what would we do?
11:16Oh, we'd have gone calling and brought her over a mess of pone and skin possum.
11:22Yeah.
11:23And has Mary Pickford brought us a mess of pone and skin possum?
11:27No, she ain't.
11:29You've got to remember, Granny, she probably spent four or five hours a day just fooling with them,
11:33combing that beautiful curl and hanging clear down.
11:36Uncle Jim!
11:39Well, hello, Jethro.
11:40What'd you get this time?
11:41I got arrested.
11:43Yeah.
11:45Police man, he took my gun away.
11:47He said they don't allow hunting in Beverly Hills.
11:49That doesn't.
11:50That doesn't.
11:51Then he pointed to old Duke here.
11:53He said, that dog had his rabies shot?
11:55And I said, no, sir, that dog ain't had nothing shot.
11:58I'm careful with a gun.
12:00But he said, oh, wise guy, huh?
12:04So he put Duke and me in his police car.
12:06But we jumped out and run.
12:08Oh, is Ma and Jethro in here yet?
12:09No, and they ain't a-coming.
12:11Now, if you want to see your Ma and your sis,
12:13you pack up that truck,
12:14and you and me will skedaddle back home where folks is friendly.
12:17Now, Granny.
12:22Oh, God, if she ain't the muleiest little woman.
12:27Granny.
12:28Now, just a minute.
12:30Now, Granny, will you just let me say one thing?
12:33Well, you be quick,
12:34because I got a long trip ahead of me.
12:38Granny, I know it ain't been easy for you out here.
12:41New things is always vexing, especially at your age.
12:44But I'm bound and determined to keep this family together.
12:48And if you go back to the hills, we's all going with you.
12:51I'm asking you, please, to stay.
12:53Not for my sake, but for Ellie Mae.
12:56Granny, what this place has done for her is a plain miracle.
13:01Why, that wild engine has become a grand lady.
13:04I wish you could have seen her go out that door looking like a queen in a picture book.
13:08I tell you, I just wanted to sit down and bawl the way you done when I married her mom.
13:15Now, she just...
13:16Mom?
13:18She's out there now.
13:19Now, just wait, Granny.
13:21Wait till you see.
13:22In here, Ellie Mae.
13:23Huh?
13:24You sure was I.
13:25Oh, hi, Granny.
13:26You don't have to wear boys' clothes to have fun with boys.
13:30May, you promised me you wouldn't wrestle.
13:33I ain't been wrestling.
13:35Then what have you been doing in your ball gown?
13:37Doing what I'm supposed to do, playing ball.
13:42Oh, I made two touchdowns and kicked three field goals.
13:49This is the phone I was telling you about.
13:51It's called a field telephone.
13:53Now, with this, I can communicate directly with the men working at the drilling site.
14:04Any young men down there?
14:10No, yes.
14:12Any unmarried young men?
14:15I'm sure there are.
14:22Any tall unmarried young men?
14:26Well, they're probably all sizes.
14:28Yeah.
14:30I suppose it gets pretty lonesome working down there.
14:32Well, it's very likely this is rather an isolated area.
14:37Any specially tall, specially lonesome, unmarried young ones?
14:42I don't think I can call any by name, no.
14:46Uh-huh.
14:54Well, I was just wondering.
14:58Excuse me, ma'am.
15:05Did you tell me where the oil drillers are working today?
15:09Well, now.
15:12What have we here?
15:16Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm.
15:18Uh, pretty, too.
15:20Ooh-wee!
15:21Hey, I bet you're an armful of mama.
15:24I mean it, honey.
15:26I like big girls.
15:28You just do things, tell me.
15:30You're carrying me away.
15:33All right.
15:37Hey!
15:37What's going on here?
15:45Greeny!
15:46Greeny!
15:47Oh, there you are.
15:50I, uh, uh, what are you doing?
15:52I'm figuring.
15:53And I figure best when I'm fishing.
15:56There ain't no fish in there.
15:57I ain't fishing for fish.
15:59I'm fishing for figuring.
16:02Hey, uh, what kind of figuring are you fishing for?
16:04I'm fishing to figure how I can get home.
16:08Now, Granny, I've been doing some figuring, too.
16:10You know, I think I've got to figure it out.
16:12How come the neighbors ain't come to visit us?
16:15I'm listening.
16:17Well, the way I've got to figure it out here in Beverly Hills,
16:20instead of them coming to see us, we go to see them.
16:24How come?
16:25Oh, I don't know how come.
16:27That's just the way I've got to figure it.
16:29Mighty convenient figure it.
16:32Granny, it wouldn't do no harm and, uh, give it a try.
16:36A lot of things are different out here.
16:38Well, I'll fish on it for a spell.
16:40Well, let's see now, uh, which neighbor shall we call on first?
16:46Mrs. Drysdale's off in Boston with his missus, so let's go this way.
16:50If you ask me, let's go back that way.
16:52Now, Granny, you promised.
16:54Come on, everybody, let's go.
16:58You reckon they'll give us a mess of pond or something, Pa?
17:01Or maybe some salted-down possum?
17:04Probably so lie on us.
17:05I'm not expecting anyone, Agnes.
17:14Oh, it's probably just them children playing trick-or-treat, ma'am.
17:21Hi, ma'am.
17:22Louise at Clampins.
17:24You got something for us?
17:25Yes, ma'am.
17:26Aren't you rather big for this?
17:29Yes, ma'am, we are.
17:30In fact, I don't see how anybody gets through that little door.
17:33Oh, just a minute.
17:37Come in.
17:40Uh, come in and set a spell as you folks say up in the hill.
17:45Well, we, uh, thank you.
17:46We got a lot of calls to make.
17:48Uh, this here's Granny.
17:51Howdy.
17:51Hello.
17:52I'm a daughter, Ellie.
17:54Oh.
17:55My nephew, Jethro.
17:57Jethro.
17:58And I'm Jed.
18:00Hello, Jed.
18:01I'm Agnes.
18:02Just call me Aggie.
18:04Mighty nice place you got here, Aggie.
18:07Oh, shucks.
18:07It ain't nothing but a heap of bricks, but we call it home.
18:12Well, uh, sure is nice to meet up with you.
18:15Oh, now, wait, wait just a minute.
18:16I got something for you.
18:17Wait a second.
18:19Here you go, Granny.
18:20And Ellie.
18:21That's you.
18:22And Jethro.
18:24You and Jed.
18:26There.
18:27Yeah, thank you.
18:28That's mighty neighborly of you.
18:30And you must come and see us sometime.
18:32Yeah, we'll go hunting together.
18:34Hey, Aggie, you like to play football?
18:37Love it.
18:38Well, there's a whole bunch of fellas that plays in the pasture down the way a piece.
18:41And they'd like it just fine if I could bring some more girls along.
18:47And don't forget.
18:48Okay.
18:48Please, can we go out now?
18:56Not yet, children.
18:58Not till it gets dark.
19:12Ain't that the most pitiful thing?
19:15Heart-rendering.
19:16Just heart-rendering.
19:18Nice-looking woman.
19:20Friendly as you please.
19:22But them young'uns is the homeless I ever see.
19:25I wish you didn't want to come a-calling on us.
19:27Yeah.
19:28Reckon I'd stay home, too, if my kids looked like that.
19:31Jed, I ain't never gonna say a bad word about nobody.
19:36I know what you mean.
19:39Jiggies, every house we went to, they was nice to us, wasn't they?
19:43They were nice, Jed.
19:43Hey, listen, everybody.
19:47I got an idea.
19:49Let's call up Cousin Pearl and tell her to come on out here.
19:53Uncle Jed, you can't call Ma on the telephone.
19:56Mr. Drysdale said we could call anybody we had a mind to.
19:59Well, Ma, she ain't got no telephone at home.
20:01Don't matter.
20:02She ain't never home, no how.
20:04The way I look at it, you can't ever tell what you can do until you try.
20:08Don't forget to spin the wheel.
20:22Howdy, ma'am.
20:23I want to talk to Pearl Bodine back in Oxford.
20:28That's right, operator.
20:29J.D. Clampett in Beverly Hill.
20:32Jed sure gonna be surprised to hear me talking at him on this thing.
20:37Oh, they're ready to make a connection.
20:42Hello?
20:44Pearl?
20:45Yes!
20:45I bet you it is.
20:46You bet you it is.
20:47Hello, Pearl, you old raster.
20:49What you doing down there?
20:51How's that right, Pearl?
20:52This here's Ellie.
20:53Jethro talk in a minute, but first I want to say something.
20:56You gotta come out here to Beverly Hills and bring Jethreen.
21:01If she can't get a husband out here, there ain't no hope.
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