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Impressed by a gangster movie he's recently seen, Chief Urulu plays mob chieftain and refuses to sign the document allowing The Navy the use of McHale's island.
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00:00Okay, Big Louie, now I'm fed up with you pushing me around, see?
00:30And I'm tired of doing all your dirty work for peanuts, see?
00:34So I'm cutting myself in for half the take.
00:37The good part, watch what tough Donnie does to Big Louie when they get down and up.
00:41Trying to ruin pictures, stop these and shut mouth.
00:52Why, you dirty, rotten, stinking, crunk.
00:56Oh, good, two-bit rat fink.
01:12Okay, you devoted movie fans, everybody up, picture's over.
01:15Oh, it just goes to show you, Rulu, the only good rat fink is a dead rat fink.
01:25Rulu really dig that kind of jazz.
01:29Okay, now down to business, oh noble chief.
01:32Right, that fine picture was just a down payment on your shipment of fruit mash.
01:36Now let's see, 20 jugs at six bucks a piece means that you get...
01:39Not so fast.
01:41Oh, Rulu fed up you're pushing him around.
01:43Deal off.
01:44What do you mean, oh?
01:45That deal's a deal.
01:47Yeah, the guys are right, Oh, Rulu.
01:48You take back that fruit mash and you're an Indian giver.
01:50That picture really open eyes.
01:56If tough Donnie not work for peanuts, Oh, Rulu not either.
02:01I start on booze racket.
02:03Oh, Rulu come back for mash in morning.
02:05Fondo, Fondo, out of way, punk.
02:35Oh, Rulu, out of way, punk.
02:47Oh, Rulu.
02:48Oh, Rulu.
02:50Oh, Rulu.
02:52Oh, Rulu.
02:53Oh, Rulu.
02:54Oh, Rulu.
02:56I'm sorry sir but it's Admiral Rogers on the scramble phone
03:13Admiral Rogers, why don't you stand and get the phone
03:16My aide tells me he was just going through the files and that the official treaty for the use of McHale's Island was never signed by Chief Urulu
03:41McHale is trespassing
03:43Now I have to fly to Pearl Harbor for a week
03:48I'll send you a copy of the treaty and I want it signed by the time I come back
03:53Yes sir Admiral, thank you Admiral, over now
03:55I heard sir, shall I contact Chief Urulu immediately sir?
04:02Yes, yes, have him over here this afternoon
04:04I'll have him over for cocktails
04:06For cocktails? That cannibal sir?
04:10Did you ever think what would happen if that cannibal didn't sign the treaty?
04:14Oh, it'd be terrible sir
04:15Why we'd have to billet Commander McHale and his entire crew right here on Taratupa
04:19Mm-hmm, where we could watch some night and day and one misstep
04:25Pow
04:26Sir, your guest has arrived
04:33Greetings, all great and noble Chief
04:37Oh, you brought a friend
04:39Well, that's delightful, delightful
04:41I was just about to open this champagne, Chief
04:43Won't you try some of this?
04:44Mm-hmm, 1937
04:46What mob bootlegging this kind of merchandise?
04:48Oh, isn't that cute, Carpenter?
04:52Oh, yeah
04:53Mob
04:54Oh, okay, Chief, I'd like you to try some of this delicious caviar
04:58Oh, knock off coconut polishing
05:00And you don't call me Chief anymore
05:02From now on, you call me Boss
05:05Now, what do you want?
05:07Well, you are a sly one, Chief
05:09I mean, Boss
05:10I guess we're going to have to come right out and tell you
05:13You see there, there's been a little oversight, Chief
05:16A Boss
05:17This treaty allowing the Navy the use of McHale's Island
05:20You forgot to sign it
05:22It's just a little tiny mistake, you understand
05:27So, if you'd be kind enough to
05:29Yeah, see, right here at the bottom here, you see
05:32We can't keep McHale and his crew out there without your signature
05:35Can't?
05:37No, no, no, no, of course not
05:39Certainly not
05:39He'd have to move from his island
05:41And we wouldn't want that, would we, Boss?
05:44Now, if you're just a sign right here on the bottom side
05:46Who are you trying to con, wise guy?
05:49I know sign
05:50And you tell Admiral that my final word
05:53And you tell McHale
05:55It goodbye time come tomorrow
05:57Well, Carpenter, we tried, didn't we?
06:03We just have to tell the Admiral that we tried and
06:06We failed
06:08Not feel so bad, Wally
06:11Maybe you'll lose island
06:13But you gaining buddy
06:15You okay for dirty, crummy, rat fink?
06:19Oh, sir, sir
06:27Don't you realize, sir, it worked
06:29It worked
06:30Oh, oh
06:31Sir, I'm sorry, sir
06:35Oh, that's all right, Elroy
06:37I'm so happy I don't mind
06:40I'm even willing to waste this beautiful pie
06:43Oh, afternoon, Captain
06:53Oh, this is a pleasant surprise
06:54Good afternoon, Quentin, my boy
06:56Here's another pleasant surprise
06:58Oh
06:59To Lieutenant Commander Quentin McHale
07:03Subject
07:04Orders to transfer
07:06Those are your walking papers
07:08As of 1,200 hours tomorrow
07:10You and your brigands are being transferred
07:12From this thieves' paradise
07:13Over to the main base
07:15Where I can keep an eye on you
07:17Around the clock
07:18How's that grab you?
07:19Oh, come on
07:21Cut the kidding, Captain
07:22Why, we were stationed in
07:23By Admiral Rogers
07:24Personally
07:25That's true, McHale
07:27The Admiral was under
07:27The mistaken notion
07:28That we had a treaty
07:29With a rule of leasing
07:30This island to the Navy
07:31Only the chief forgot to sign it
07:33And now he's changed his mind
07:35Thank you, Elroy
07:36That makes you trespassers
07:38Squatters, vagrants
07:39So start packing
07:40That's an order
07:41Aye, aye, sir
07:43Bye-bye, sir
07:46Bye
07:47Skip
07:50We can't move back to the main base
07:54That's like being condemned
07:55At Devil's Island
07:56Yeah, them SPs will be
07:57Breathing down our necks
07:5824 hours a day
07:59Skip will be in the brig
08:00Within a week
08:01Oh, right already
08:02Will you pipe down?
08:05The way I see it
08:05There's only one thing to do
08:06We've got to go over
08:07And Sweet Talker Rulu
08:08Into signing that treaty
08:09But how?
08:10Ever since he saw that
08:11Gangster picture
08:12He's become one tough gorilla
08:13Well, then we've got to
08:14Figure out a way
08:15To soften him up
08:16Hey, I got an idea
08:17Why don't we invite him
08:18Over tonight
08:19And show him
08:20A Shirley Temple movie
08:21Wish you always made me cry
08:24All right
08:26Let's go, Chuck
08:26Let's go
08:27Good luck
08:28Let's go
08:36Let's go
08:37Benny sent us
08:40Benny who?
08:41We don't know anything
08:41Benny, Benny
08:42Come on
08:44Come on
08:45Hey
08:47Hey, Chief
08:54Boy, oh boy
08:55You sure got some
08:56Speakeasy here
08:57All right
08:57Yes, sirree
08:58You come here, McHale
09:00You case joint
09:01For old mob?
09:02Oh, no
09:03No, you got us all wrong
09:04Rulu old buddy
09:05Why
09:05We just came over here
09:07For a friendly powwow
09:08Come on
09:09Never talk business
09:11In front of
09:12Poop-poopy-doop girls
09:13Money, Rulu, scuba
09:14That means
09:15Twenty-three skidoo
09:17Twenty-three?
09:18They don't look
09:18A day over eighteen to me
09:20Now, Rulu
09:21Use coffee cups
09:23For booze
09:23Full feds
09:25In case
09:25Joint raided
09:26Two dollars a piece
09:28You owe me
09:29Eight dollars
09:30Eight dollars?
09:33Syndicate set price
09:34Okay, Chuck
09:37Pay him
09:37Down the hatch
09:38Now, what's your proposition, McHale?
09:46No proposition
09:48Rulu
09:49No
09:49I just wanted to
09:52Come over and apologize
09:53For the things
09:54I said to you yesterday
09:55You know, after all
09:57You and me
09:57Had been friends
09:58For a long time
09:59Forget it, pal
10:00I know signed treaty
10:01Smooth
10:02Smooth
10:04Be reasonable
10:06This my territory, see?
10:09Anybody try to muscle in
10:11I rub out, see?
10:13I don't see anything
10:14Besides, I don't need you, McHale
10:17I got lead bottom on my side
10:19So
10:20I should have figured
10:22There was some kind of
10:23Hanky-panky going on
10:24Around here
10:25Ha-ha
10:26Ha-ha
10:26Ha-ha
10:27So you let Binghamton
10:30Get to you, huh?
10:32Nobody
10:32Get the big
10:33Urulu
10:33I call shots
10:34Around here
10:35Speaking of shots
10:36I'll have another one
10:38Yeah, well, Urulu
10:40You won't be calling him
10:41For very long
10:42I'll tell you
10:42That Binghamton
10:43Is sneakier
10:44Than that tough Tony
10:45In that movie
10:46Yes, sir
10:47Ha-ha
10:48You want to know something
10:49He'll give you the shiv
10:50Ten minutes after we leave
10:52Hmm
10:53Maybe you got point there, McHale
10:56Skunk no change
10:57Stripe overnight
10:59It's high time
11:00I show lead bottom
11:01Who boss man around
11:02Oh, no, no, no, no
11:03Urulu
11:03No, no, no
11:04Be reasonable
11:05Now, you know
11:05You just
11:06Just sign the treaty
11:07Oh, you finish, McHale
11:09Come noon tomorrow
11:11You out of business
11:12It's too bad
11:13But that the way
11:13Coconut crumbled
11:14Oh, I guess we told him
11:1823 skidoo
11:20Old shot
11:22Come on, will you
11:23It was
11:23Well, uh
11:42Greetings, sir
11:43Chief
11:44Uh, boss
11:44That's, uh
11:45That's a lovely hat
11:46You're wearing
11:47Always dress formal
11:49When come to talk
11:50Business
11:50Lead bottom
11:51Big Urulu
11:52Come to sell you
11:53Protection
11:54Protection
11:56Protection from who?
11:58Who?
11:58Who?
11:58From me
11:59Me
11:59Me
12:00You don't pay off
12:01Never know what happened
12:02Good heavens
12:06How dare you
12:08Break my window
12:09You don't pay protection
12:11Lots of windows
12:11Maybe get broken
12:12My ship's clock
12:19You don't pay protection
12:21Lots of ship's clocks
12:22Maybe get broken
12:23You listen to me
12:25Fat boy
12:26You can't scare me
12:27I'm a captain
12:28I'm not gonna pay you
12:29Any protection
12:30I'm not afraid of you
12:31Or your overgrown pygmies
12:33You talk tough
12:37But nobody
12:38Push me around
12:39You no pay off
12:41And I be
12:42Stool pigeon
12:43To Admiral Rogers
12:44Admiral Rogers?
12:47I say
12:48Stool pigeon
12:48To the Admiral
12:49About what?
12:50What?
12:51Oh, like how
12:51You bribe me
12:52With caveat
12:53Try to get me
12:53Drunk with champagne
12:54So I know
12:55Signed treaty
12:56You wouldn't do
12:57A thing like that
12:58You'd
12:58You would
12:59You'd
13:00You'd do it
13:01You dirty
13:01What kind of
13:03Protection did you
13:04Have in mind?
13:05Oh, nothing cheap
13:06If a first payment
13:07Would like
13:08A hundred cases
13:09Can meet
13:10Four rubber
13:11Life rafts
13:12And own
13:13Private jeep
13:14Oh, you know
13:15Well, I'll take care
13:16Of you
13:16You big
13:17Big
13:17Couldn't we talk
13:20This over?
13:21Dog is cheap
13:23You no pay off
13:24I squeal
13:25And you take rap
13:27Go to the big house
13:28So long, punk
13:32Well, goodbye
13:47Happy home
13:48Yeah, it was great
13:49While the last
13:49Of all the rotten luck
13:51Yeah, I can just see
13:52Biggumton laughing now
13:53Oh, I'm so man
13:54I can
13:55Hey, everybody
14:00Duck
14:00Sorry, Skip
14:08Oh
14:09That was sure
14:10A close one
14:11The good thing
14:12There wasn't anybody
14:12Oh, no
14:15Captain Biggumton
14:21Captain Biggumton
14:23Are you all right, sir?
14:24Are you all right?
14:26Of course I'm all right, Quint
14:27It's awfully nice
14:29Here to ask
14:29Thank you, Quint
14:30Quint
14:31Well, now look, sir
14:33We, I mean
14:34I can explain
14:34Oh, you mean
14:35About the gig?
14:36Don't worry about my gig
14:38The Navy's got plenty more
14:39Where that one came from
14:41Chucky boy
14:42Chucky boy
14:44Now I know
14:45There's something wrong
14:46Well, me too, Skip
14:47Every time my mother
14:48Called me that
14:48I meant a spanking
14:49A spanking
14:50Did you hear that
14:51Quint
14:51Maybe a spanking
14:52Funny
14:53I got quite a sense
14:54Of humor this morning
14:55You mean you're not
14:57Mad at me, sir?
14:58Oh, mad at you
14:59Of course not, boy
15:00Well, all right then
15:02Captain
15:02If everything's okay
15:03Then what do you want
15:04From us?
15:05Are you in some kind
15:06Of trouble?
15:06Me in trouble?
15:07Don't be ridiculous
15:08Ridiculous
15:10Well, then
15:12Is it that
15:13Your scheme
15:14To put the screws
15:14To us
15:15Didn't come off, Captain?
15:17Or
15:17Is it that
15:19Chief Arulu
15:20Has you over a barrel?
15:22Maybe
15:22Arulu
15:23Don't you mention
15:24That cannibal to me
15:25Compared to him
15:26Al Capone
15:27Looks like a choir boy
15:28He's gonna bleak me white
15:29If we don't get him
15:30To sign that treaty
15:31Worse than that
15:31He'll tell the admiral
15:32That we purposely disobey
15:33Disobey
15:35Oh
15:36Well
15:38So that's it, Captain
15:39Suddenly we gotta put
15:40Your chestnuts
15:41Out of the fire, huh?
15:42Well, your chestnuts
15:43Too, McHale
15:44You want your happy
15:44Little island, don't you?
15:45And I want my career
15:46My future, my life
15:47Ah, well
15:48I'm not so sure
15:49About that, Captain
15:49We tried to get a ruler
15:51To sign the treaty
15:52But he wouldn't go for it
15:53Hey, you guys
15:54Got any ideas?
15:56Oh, I don't know, Skip
15:57It's all my fault
15:58If I hadn't asked him
15:59To see that crummy
15:59Gangster movie
16:00In the first place
16:01Yeah, he wouldn't be
16:02Walking around
16:02Like a jungle
16:03John Dillinger
16:04Well, I gotta admit, Captain
16:07I'm a
16:07Say now
16:10Wait a minute
16:11Something's coming to me
16:13Oh, what is it, Skip?
16:14Let's hear it
16:15Well, now
16:16If a ruler wants to
16:18Live like a gangster
16:19Maybe we can arrange
16:20For him to
16:21Die like one
16:23Huh?
16:28Help, help
16:29They're after us
16:30They're after us
16:31Save us, save us
16:33Help!
16:34Help!
16:34Help!
16:34Help!
16:34Help!
16:36Help!
16:37I gotta save us
16:40It's McHale and his mob
16:41They're after us
16:42We had them
16:42Caught, Marshall
16:43But they broke out
16:43Of the brigand
16:44And they rubbed off
16:45The guards in cold blood
16:46You gotta help us
16:47Before it's too late
16:48What kind of malarca
16:49You trying to hand me, punk?
16:51They just small-time operators
16:53Not got guts
16:54To her chichi fly
16:55Let's go
17:06That 30 Rock
17:08Pingamton's gotta be in there
17:09Yeah
17:09All right
17:13The party's over
17:14You guys
17:15No can bust in here
17:16This private speakeasy
17:18Got no right to come in here
17:20And besides
17:20You have a uniform
17:21That's our mob
17:22We ain't fat, boy
17:23All right
17:24On your feet, Stewie
17:25Don't kill me
17:26I'm too young to die
17:27That ain't for us to say, buster
17:30That's up to the boss
17:32Stay by the door, Lefty
17:39You too, Righty
17:41I don't know
17:49I beg of you, sir
17:50Mercy
17:50Mercy
17:51Watch it, Crumb
17:53You're ruining the shoeshine
17:54Do it
17:55Shoot a man with glasses
17:56Yeah
17:57Okay, boy
17:59Show him we got a heart
18:01Shoot a guy
18:02Without glasses
18:03Him
18:04They got me
18:08Why was I born with
18:1020-20 vision
18:11No
18:12What come over you guys
18:19You sure not like you used to be
18:21How do you know what we was like
18:22In the old days
18:23Yeah
18:24The only reason we joined the Navy
18:25Because we're on the land
18:26But your cop-loving friend there
18:28Found out about us
18:30And blew the whistle
18:31So now
18:33He's gonna get paid off
18:35By
18:35The enforcer
18:38All right, you guys
18:45Step back
18:46While I give this guy
18:47What all guys like this guy deserve
18:49Sit down
18:56Well
18:57Took us a while
18:59To catch up with you
19:00Didn't it
19:00Hey, Scarface
19:02We ain't got all day
19:04Oh, yeah, boss
19:06I, uh
19:06Forgot about the
19:08Mainside massacre
19:09Oh, no, no, no, mercy
19:13Mercy
19:14Oh, shut up, Captain Ratfink
19:16You've been asking for it
19:18And now you're gonna get it
19:20Take this
19:21Width
19:2327
19:23Length
19:2468
19:27Yeah, ought to be a perfect fit
19:29All right, boys
19:31Bring it in
19:32Easy does it
19:35Ah, cement's a little wet yet
19:40Better let it set
19:42Before we
19:42Drop him in
19:44No, no, no, no, no
19:45I think they wouldn't earn a Kitsi fly, huh?
19:48Look at there
19:48Cement kimono
19:49What'd you expect, crumb?
19:51It's anything I can't stand
19:53It's a two-fit
19:54Dirty
19:55Rotten
19:55Low-down
19:56Double-crossing
19:58Ratfink
19:58Uh, stool pigeon
20:00Gee, I love that kind of talk
20:04Gee, it's a good thing I just friendly native
20:07Right, fellas?
20:09Boys?
20:11Pal?
20:12Sorry, fat stuff
20:13But we can't have no witnesses
20:15Okay, dum-dum
20:17We want to give him a real nice fume
20:25Is he here for twerk?
20:32Gee, he swallowed the whole bait
20:34Hook, line, and sink, I think
20:35Nothing can stop us now
20:36Nothing, nothing, nothing
20:37Come on, let's go get the semen
20:47Michael, we got to talk
20:57Urulu to chicken to die
20:58Forget it, punk
21:00There's no way out
21:01Port of cement
21:03Oh, Urulu
21:04If you'd only listen to me
21:05And sign that treaty
21:06None of this would've happened
21:07But what if Urulu changed mine?
21:10Then we'll have to bump us off
21:11Hike down, will ya?
21:13There's one thing I can't stand
21:15It's a crying fat man
21:16Port of cement
21:18No port of cement, come on
21:20No, not up out
21:21I sign
21:22I sign
21:23I sign
21:24Quick, before they change their minds
21:27Sign the treaty
21:27A pen, a pen
21:28Who's got a pen?
21:28A pen
21:29Scarface, the pen
21:30Hurry up
21:30I must have dropped it
21:36I mean, I'll lay him back and get one
21:39Out of the way, mink
21:41I mean, pink
21:42Pink
21:43Hey, watch it, punk
21:52Look, Buster
21:55Beat it
21:55This is my territory
21:57Empson Parker, huh?
22:03Oh, I took a treat
22:04You see, we were celebrating Halloween a little early this year
22:07All the guys get all dressed up
22:10Mikhail, here it is, that imbecile Parker
22:20You want Blubberbelly to change his mind?
22:24Come on in, Scarface
22:26You sure took your time about
22:27About a ten hut
22:31Admiral Rogers, sir
22:35I can explain this whole thing, Admiral
22:36It's just a big joke
22:38Just a big joke, eh?
22:41So you pull a little leg
22:43You not really tough guy
22:46The whole deal off
22:47I not sign treating
22:48Oh, you won't, eh?
22:50Huh?
22:51Okay, fat boy
22:55Get in a barrel
22:57Take that bed with a gold braid with you
23:00Chuck, have you flipped?
23:05Admiral Rogers, I've had nothing to do with this
23:07I'll see if this man is court-martialed
23:09The first thing in the morning
23:10Hangleton
23:11You want to get us all killed?
23:14You may think this is a joke, Captain
23:16And you may think these killers are not tough
23:19But I know better
23:20Why their pictures are hanging
23:23In every fleet post office in the South Pacific
23:25Yeah, yeah
23:28Admiral, you must be mistaken
23:30These men are really
23:31Put in your lip, you creep
23:33Okay, fat boy
23:37You're next
23:39No, no, wait
23:40I'm a lousy dancer
23:41I'm sorry
23:42I'm sorry
23:43Hey, how about that?
23:56Yep
23:56Captain?
24:00Oh, Captain
24:01Captain?
24:07So when the brass at Pearl Harbor
24:09Really started pestering me about the treaty
24:11I decided to come directly here
24:12Never dreaming, of course
24:14We'd have to resort to such
24:15Unorthodox tactics
24:17In order to get aside
24:18Well, the boys and I
24:20Are sure grateful
24:21You went right along with us, sir
24:22Believe me
24:23Well, the main thing is
24:23We got the job done
24:24Have I, Gail?
24:25Yes, sir
24:26I'd like to say goodbye
24:27To Captain Binghamton
24:28Before I leave
24:28Sorry, sir
24:30But we won't have a saluting arm
24:31Free for another couple hours
24:32I'll have a saluting arm
24:33Of course
24:33Of course
24:34I'll have a saluting arm
24:35I'll have a saluting arm
24:36I'll have a saluting arm
24:37Yeah, I'll have a saluting arm
24:37No, I'll have a saluting arm
24:38No, I'll have a saluting arm
24:39No, I'll have a saluting arm
24:39No, I'll have a saluting arm
24:40No, I'll have a saluting arm
24:40No, I'll have a saluting arm
24:41No, I'll have a saluting arm
24:42No, I'll have a saluting arm
24:42No, I'll have a saluting arm
24:43No, I'll have a saluting arm
24:44No, I'll have a saluting arm
24:44No, I'll have a saluting arm
24:45No, I'll have a saluting arm
24:46No, I'll have a saluting arm
24:47No, I'll have a saluting arm
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