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Parker takes full advantage of his situation, when he's temporarily promoted to Admiral, so that he can fill in for Admiral Rogers, in negotiations for the drilling rights in an oil-rich island nation.
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00:00The End
00:30Brother
00:30Hey, Mr. Parker
00:31Why waste time with games?
00:34As long as we're stuck on board
00:35How about putting the time to good use?
00:37Say with a blackout drill
00:39Blackout drill?
00:40You flat blaster
00:41How can you have a blackout drill in broad daylight?
00:44How about that group?
00:45What's the use of trying to tell these ignoramuses, Mr. Parker?
00:48We gotta show them
00:49Now here
00:49First, we adjust the hanky over the arm
00:53There
00:54Now then, gentlemen
00:55The object of a blackout drill
00:58Is to be completely blindfolded
01:00And still be able to identify all objects by touch alone
01:04Right, Mr. Parker?
01:05Hey, now I get it
01:06Great idea, Groove
01:08Hey, yeah
01:08All right, guys
01:09Stand back and let an expert handle it
01:12I got fingers like
01:14Or eyes like a bat
01:15Now, man
01:18Follow me right over
01:19Hang on
01:20In
01:23All right, guys
01:26Come on
01:28Have a Silva
01:28Have a small
01:30Our
01:31We have
01:32On
01:34We have
01:34¶¶
02:04All right, now, boys, do you want to just follow me over this way?
02:08Now, over here, we have the radar mask.
02:12Yeah, uh...
02:14Well, that's funny. He was here this morning.
02:16We've taken a wrong turn.
02:18Let's wander back this way.
02:21Uh, the radar mask...
02:23Oh, here it is! I found it!
02:26Found it! Radar mask!
02:28Oh, sorry, Gruber.
02:30Uh, do you want to straighten your tie?
02:32Uh, boys, you want to stand back?
02:39I can't work if I'm going to be tripping over your feet.
02:42We're going up two steps to the forward deck,
02:45so, uh, watch yourself.
02:47Uh, right up this way, boys.
02:49Now, watch your step, boys. There's a two-step right there.
02:52And we're going to...
02:54Uh, okay.
02:57Who's the wise guy to let the sea bags around here?
02:59The boys are going to have to be cleaned up.
03:01Now, oh.
03:03Uh...
03:04Oh, here we are.
03:05Uh, this is the wheel.
03:07A very important part of the boat.
03:09See if it goes left or right.
03:11And the boys make it a chance at it on the way home.
03:13Uh, here is...
03:15Oh, here's the forward railing.
03:17Ah!
03:18Oh!
03:19Hey!
03:20Seagull at two o'clock.
03:22Huh? How about that?
03:23No.
03:24Really hot today.
03:25Ah!
03:26Ah!
03:27Ah!
03:28Boys, stay with...
03:29Uh, hey!
03:30Whoo!
03:31Hey!
03:32The depth charge overboard!
03:34Hey!
03:35All right, everybody's down at depth charge!
03:38Get down!
03:39Get down!
03:40Get down!
03:41Oh!
03:42Oh, boy.
03:43Uh, all right.
03:44Here, let me help you up, Willie.
03:46Oh.
03:47But thank you.
03:48Save me.
03:49Now, look, Willie.
03:50Don't get hysterical at a time like this.
03:51You gotta be a man.
03:52All right, boys.
03:53It looked like it was a dud, so we, uh...
03:55Say, uh...
03:56Willie.
03:57I don't wanna say anything in front of the other guys, but...
03:59You're a little out of shape.
04:00Who is this Willie?
04:01And...
04:02Why are you blindfolded?
04:03What do you mean, why am I blindfolded?
04:05We were...
04:06Hey!
04:07You're a girl!
04:09What are you doing on our boat?
04:11Look.
04:12Where is our boat?
04:13Hey!
04:14Who are the guys?
04:15I do not know who you are, monsieur, but...
04:17I thank you.
04:18A thousand times I thank you.
04:20Well, you're welcome.
04:21For what?
04:22Well, that man, he was trying to rob me and choke me and...
04:25And you saved me.
04:26How can I thank you?
04:31Well?
04:32You shouldn't have done that.
04:33Why, why, we haven't even...
04:34Boy, it's lucky the guys are below.
04:36We haven't even been introduced.
04:38Yes, forgive me.
04:39I am Carema, the daughter to the Shah of Durrani.
04:42Oh!
04:43Uh, well, I'm Charles.
04:45Uh, son to the mother, uh, Mrs. Parker of Chagrin Falls.
04:49The Shah of Durrani!
04:50Hey, we're here to sign a treaty with him!
04:52Why, that almost makes us pen pals!
04:55I would love for him to meet you.
04:57Please come.
04:58The hotel is close by.
04:59Oh, uh, well, uh...
05:00Oh, I don't know, though.
05:01Uh, of course, it is kind of in the line of duty.
05:04Uh, well...
05:05All right, you guys.
05:06Stay below and watch the boat.
05:07Great bunch of guys.
05:09Gotta keep your eye at them at all times, though.
05:13And, and remember what the Admiral said.
05:15That getting those oil rights is real vital, sir.
05:18Oh, big deal.
05:19Big deal, sir.
05:20I wanna tell you, McHale, I'm the...
05:22I'm the highest ranking officer in this area.
05:24Yes.
05:25I don't have to take this guff from some cockamamie, two-bit character
05:28just because he happens to own an island that has oil on him.
05:31Yes.
05:32His Highness, the Shah of Durrani.
05:40Oh, Your Highness.
05:41I'm, I'm so honored, Your Highness.
05:43This is the greatest day of my life.
05:45Who is this uniformed Cocker Spaniel?
05:47Oh, uh, sir, I beg your Highness' pardon, sir,
05:50but I'm Lieutenant Commander McHale, and this is a...
05:53I'm Cocker Bingham.
05:54I'm Cocker Bingham.
05:55No, no, I'm Captain Bingham.
05:56And we bring you the warm felicitations of the American Navy.
05:59Yes, well, thank you.
06:00Thank you very much.
06:01Where is the Admiral?
06:02Oh, uh, Admiral Rogers, uh, sent his regrets, sir,
06:04but, uh, he was tied up with important matters at Comfrey,
06:06and so he sent us to negotiate for him.
06:09Oh, yeah, yeah.
06:10He did not send us.
06:11Sent me.
06:12Sent me, Your Highness.
06:13You see?
06:14Ah, you must excuse him.
06:15He's a very uncouth peasant, and you know how they are.
06:16You're always trying to elbow their way in with us dignitaries.
06:19Now, I have a rough draft of the treaty right here, Your Highness.
06:22I'm sorry.
06:23It's an insult to think that I would even negotiate one treaty
06:25without at least an admiral in attendance.
06:27Oh, but, but, sir, Admiral Rogers did send his apologies,
06:30and then there was just nobody else, sir.
06:32Oh, no, no, wait a minute.
06:33Wait a minute.
06:34You see, in an emergency like this, and this is an emergency,
06:37we could arrange for a field promotion.
06:39Field promotion?
06:40Yes, yes, yes.
06:41We call Comfleet, and you tell them that you want me promoted admiral,
06:45and then I'll be Admiral Binghamton.
06:47Well, I can't be bothered with all this nonsense.
06:49The answer is still no.
06:50Oh, Your Majesty, Your Majesty.
06:52Please, please, please, please.
06:53Now, you want to have an admiral, sire,
06:55and I want to be an admiral.
06:56So, if they make me an admiral, then we'll all be happy.
06:59Oh!
07:00Oh!
07:01Chuck!
07:02Oh!
07:03Chuck!
07:04Ow!
07:05Daughter!
07:06What has happened?
07:07Are you all right?
07:08I'm fine, Father.
07:09Thanks to this brave young ensign.
07:11Oh, brave young ensign!
07:12I'll break every bone in his body!
07:14Get me off the deck!
07:15No, no, no!
07:16You're not both dead!
07:17No!
07:18Easy, Captain.
07:19Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy.
07:21It is a pleasure to meet you, young man.
07:23Oh, well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Your Shaughness.
07:26Oh, no, no, I know.
07:28Face East.
07:29I learned this in high school.
07:30Oh, we're honored to...
07:32Wait a minute.
07:33That's Southwest.
07:34Uh, listen, now, if the sun rises over here...
07:36Chuck!
07:37Chuck!
07:38It's okay, Chuck.
07:39I'm sure His Highness appreciates your words of welcome.
07:41Just don't pay any attention to him at all, Your Highness.
07:44He happens to be the dumbest, clumsiest klutz in the whole U.S. Navy.
07:47How dare you call Charles such terrible names?
07:49Why, he saved my life.
07:51Did I hear you say he saved your life?
07:54Yes, Father.
07:55I was accosted by an ugly brute down by the dachshund.
07:58And this dear, sweet ensign came to my rescue.
08:01Hey!
08:02How about that?
08:03Hey, Captain, did you hear that?
08:04Why, I...
08:05Anson Parker's a hero!
08:07I want to thank you with all my heart, young man.
08:10Permit me to reward you in some way.
08:12Oh, sure, sure.
08:14For all, she already kissed me.
08:16Kiss me.
08:17The treaty?
08:18We were discussing a little matter of a field promotion.
08:22Very well, Captain.
08:23You handle the details.
08:25And when you're ready, summon me.
08:27Oh, Your Highness.
08:29Thank you, thank you, thank you.
08:31I can't tell you how happy I am that you've made me an admiral.
08:35No, Captain, you're mistaken.
08:36I'm not making you an admiral.
08:38I'm making him an admiral.
08:40What?
08:41How about...
08:42How about...
08:43How about...
08:44How about...
08:45How about...
08:46I just said that.
08:47Me?
08:48An admiral?
08:49No, no, no, Your Highness.
08:50Please, it's not him.
08:51Don't you understand?
08:52It's me.
08:53It's me.
08:54It's me.
08:55He doesn't deserve it.
08:56I'm the one that deserves it.
08:57The man is a boob.
08:58He's a boob.
08:59I will not sign the treaty with anyone but Admiral Parker.
09:04Child.
09:13Well, I guess we better call Count Fleet about Mr. Parker's promotion, huh, sir?
09:17No.
09:18No, no, no, no.
09:20That's all right, sir.
09:21If you want to go ahead and scream, just go right ahead.
09:26What?
09:27Make Parker an admiral?
09:29That's insane.
09:31It does sound that way, doesn't it, sir?
09:33But the Shah said he'll negotiate only with an admiral, sir.
09:37And since you can't be here...
09:38But why Parker, that birdbrain?
09:40Well, you see, the Shah has taken a liking to the birdbrain.
09:43I mean, Mr. Parker, sir.
09:45And, well, he insists he'll only negotiate with Admiral Parker.
09:50Of course, the Pentagon did say they wanted those oil rights at any cost.
09:54So you'll authorize the promotion, sir?
09:56Oh, no, no, no, no.
09:58He'll never do it.
09:59Please, don't let him do it.
10:00All right.
10:01I'll issue an order making Parker temporary admiral.
10:04But it will only be in effect until the split second that treaty's signed.
10:08All righty, sir.
10:09Bye-bye.
10:10Bye.
10:11Son of a gun.
10:13Well, it's official, Chuck.
10:15You're being promoted to admiral.
10:17You'll let him.
10:19Admiral.
10:20Parker.
10:21Wow.
10:22Oh, boy.
10:23Did you hear that, Captain?
10:25Hey, now I can give you orders.
10:27Well, this can't be happening to me.
10:29This has got to be a horrible nightmare.
10:31Well, then, Admiral Rogers says that this promotion is only in effect until the treaty is signed.
10:36He did?
10:37Well, and that's what I've got to do.
10:38I've got to get the Shah to sign that treaty.
10:41Oh, you're not going to be an admiral long.
10:43Oh, you.
10:44Oh, you.
10:45Oh.
10:46A thousand apologies, sir.
10:48Why don't you watch where you're going, you stupid?
10:50I was...
10:51Oh.
10:52Oh, you're sahib, however you...
10:55Could you summon the Shah?
10:57That is impossible, sir.
10:58His Highness has been called back to Durrani on urgent business.
11:01The signing of the treaty must be postponed.
11:03Postponed?
11:05For how long?
11:07His Highness will come to Territupa to finalize the treaty with Admiral Parker within 48 hours.
11:12Until then, good fortune to you all.
11:15I, uh, to you with the good and all of it.
11:19I can't go back to Territupa.
11:21I'd be outranked by this stupid klutz.
11:24That's Admiral klutz to you.
11:26You better watch it.
11:27I've got a triggered temper.
11:28I'd hate to put you on report.
11:29Put me on report?
11:31Oh, that doesn't...
11:32Oh, I've taken all I'm going to take from this...
11:34No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:36Don't hurt me out of me.
11:37Don't hurt me out of me.
11:38Don't hurt me out of me.
11:39Don't hurt me out of me.
11:40Don't hurt me out of me.
11:41Don't hurt me out of me.
11:42Don't hurt me out of me.
11:43Don't hurt me out of me.
11:44Come on, come on, boys.
11:45Make it faster than the devil.
11:47All secure, Admiral.
11:49I'll stop with that Admiral business.
11:51Get out of my way.
11:52Admiral, first.
11:54You all right, Captain?
11:55All right, listen to me, Parker.
11:57You're only an Admiral to let Shaw get here and signs that treaty.
12:00And when he dies, you're going to be an ensign again.
12:02And when you're an ensign, I'm going to break you into 50,000 pieces.
12:07That goes the rest of your cutthroat shoe.
12:09We'll see you at the last laugh of our own here.
12:12Goodbye, Captain.
12:13Bye.
12:14Boy, he sure hates to see anybody get ahead in this world.
12:17Just try to stay out of old Leadbottom's way until after that treaty's signed.
12:20And the rest of you guys, sit tight and stay on the boat.
12:23I got to go over and radio a full report to Admiral Rogers.
12:26Sit tight.
12:28Boy, Mr. Parker, it's too bad you're not really an Admiral.
12:30Yeah, you wouldn't have to take all that guff from Binghamton.
12:33Neither would we.
12:34Ah, that creep.
12:35Yeah, boy, if I was a real Admiral, you can bet your bottom dollar I wouldn't...
12:38Hey, wait a minute.
12:39I am a real Admiral.
12:41I mean, for today, anyway.
12:42Well, wait a minute, Mr. Parker.
12:43We were just talking about...
12:44No, wait a minute.
12:45I've taken enough on that measly captain.
12:47I'll show him.
12:48As you were, man.
12:50Or, uh, stay here.
12:51Whatever they say.
12:52Mr. Parker, wait!
12:53The Skip says to stay right here.
12:55Where are you going?
12:56Tell us Skip I'll be in my office.
12:58What office?
12:59You don't have an office.
13:00I will have as soon as I throw Binghamton out of his.
13:03Push me around, will he?
13:05Foojee was here, you know what he'd say.
13:07Boy, hey.
13:17Parker, what are you doing in my office?
13:19What, what, what, what?
13:20Well, I was just about to ask you the same thing.
13:21Well, it isn't exactly what I had in mind, but it's livable.
13:24Here.
13:25Now, look, uh, why don't you get your grubby possessions and get out of here, Leadbottom.
13:30Oh, you stupid nitwit.
13:32Admiral's stupid.
13:33Admiral, I don't...
13:34Oh, boy.
13:35Now, look what you've done.
13:36All right.
13:37Now, get a mop and clean that up.
13:38And I mean hop to it.
13:40Oh, you think for one minute that I'm gonna get a mop and...
13:43Now, look here, I said get a mop or I'm gonna hang you from the highest yard bird.
13:47Arm, arm.
13:48I'm gonna have to...
13:49Now, this is your admiral speaking.
13:50All right.
13:51Now, get a mop.
13:52Hop to it.
13:53Hop, hop, hop.
13:54You're not hopping.
13:55Hop, hop.
13:56All right.
13:57Captain, I was down briefing our new SG unit and I heard you were back and I wanted
14:02to hear what...
14:03Mr. Parker, what are you doing in that admiral's uniform?
14:06I'm practicing for a performance of pinafore.
14:08What do you think I'm doing in it, you ninny?
14:10You're a ninny.
14:11Ninny, ninny, ninny, ninny.
14:12Captain Binghamton, sir.
14:13Come quickly.
14:14Captain Binghamton.
14:15Go on me with you.
14:16Come quickly.
14:17Captain.
14:18Captain.
14:19Oh, there you are, sir.
14:20Sir, I caught him impersonating an admiral.
14:21Sir, what are you doing with that?
14:22I'm impersonating Cinderella.
14:24Let go of the admiral.
14:26You mean he really is an admiral?
14:28He really is an admiral.
14:30Oh, oh, admiral, I didn't know, sir.
14:32Believe me, I didn't know.
14:33I am terribly sorry.
14:34Are you all right?
14:35Forgive me, please.
14:36Would you stop drooling over him?
14:38You better stop mopping.
14:39Mop, mop, mop.
14:41I'm not gonna do it.
14:42I'm not gonna do it.
14:43You can't make me do it.
14:44You're an admiral.
14:45The Shah signs that treaty and that won't be long.
14:47Yeah, but it only takes a minute to make out a man's transfer to combat duty.
14:50Right, lieutenant?
14:51Oh, yeah.
14:52So would you please call me Elroy?
14:53Elroy?
14:54Yes, and you are right.
14:55If you would like me to, I will cut Captain Binghamton's orders.
14:57Wait a minute.
14:58I'm mopping.
14:59I'm mopping.
15:00All right, then.
15:01And you keep mopping.
15:02Now, I want both of you to clean up this office.
15:04I'm going out and inspect my base.
15:06And when I get back, I better be spick and span.
15:08Do you hear me?
15:09Spick and span.
15:10Get the door.
15:11Yes, sir.
15:12That's strange.
15:15Unlock me, mopping.
15:16But this isn't fair, sir.
15:17Admiral Parker distinctly told us both to clean up.
15:19Well, now shut up.
15:20One more Admiral Parker out of you and I'll give you a good light.
15:23No, go shut up.
15:24Excuse me.
15:25Captain.
15:26For the love of...
15:27Captain, what are you doing with that swab?
15:29Carpy, how dare you?
15:30But Admiral Parker told us to clean up.
15:31Both of us.
15:32Oh, don't be silly.
15:33He was only joking.
15:34You know that.
15:35By the way, where is Mr. Parker?
15:36How should I know?
15:37He said he's going out and inspect the base.
15:39Any luck at all, he may run into a minefield.
15:42That's a good one.
15:43A minefield, yes, sir.
15:45Well, sir, the reason I came over is...
15:47You see, the Shah of Durrani will be landing in less than an hour.
15:50So, you see, the Shah of Durrani will be landing in less than an hour.
15:53And you see, the Shah of Durrani will be landing in less than an hour.
15:59And if you see Mr. Parker, would you please tell him to come to the officers' club right away, sir?
16:08Bye-bye, Captain.
16:09Bye.
16:12Did you hear him, sir?
16:14The Shah is arriving to sign the treaty.
16:16Then Parker will be an ensign again, and you can get your revenge.
16:19Oh, I am so happy for you, sir.
16:21You shut up, you turncoat, you.
16:24How can I be happy?
16:25Parker's gonna get all the glory.
16:29Why couldn't it be me instead of him?
16:34When I think of all the years, I've waited to put this on.
16:38There was just some way...
16:42Wait a minute.
16:43Wait a minute, there is a way.
16:45Get me SP headquarters.
16:49SP headquarters?
16:50Sir, what are you going to do?
16:51I'm gonna put on this uniform, and I'm gonna negotiate with the Shah.
16:54But, sir, you could be arrested for imitating an admiral.
16:57Yes.
16:58Well, you got the right idea.
16:59You got the wrong admiral.
17:00Hello, SP headquarters.
17:01This is your captain speaking.
17:02And now you hear this.
17:03There is an ensign on this base masquerading as an admiral.
17:08I want you to pick him up and lock him up.
17:10And be careful with him, because the man is an absolute kook.
17:14Over and out.
17:15But, sir, the Shah is expecting to meet with Admiral Parker.
17:17So, he'll meet with Admiral Binghamton.
17:19I'll get him to sign the treaty.
17:20Comfleet won't care how I did it, and I'll be a hero.
17:23Oh, sir, if I may say so, you are a genius.
17:26An absolute genius.
17:27I have never been with a man.
17:28So, the bouncing boob is back on my side again.
17:31Now, you stop sniffling and close your eyes.
17:33But, sir, you...
17:34I'm dressing.
17:36You in there?
17:37Oh, yes, sir, yes, sir.
17:38Don't peek.
17:40Where is he, Skip?
17:41Hey, to find Mr. Parker.
17:42No, doggone it, old Leadbottom said he went off to inspect the base yet.
17:45Oh, great.
17:46That means he could be anyplace.
17:47Well, he was acting.
17:48He might be down ordering his own battleship.
17:50Oh, cut it out, will you, you bunch of gloomy gusses.
17:52Now, look.
17:53We've got to find him and fast before the Shah gets here.
17:55So, come on, spread out.
18:02Uh, okay, fellas.
18:03Uh, everything is Shah-shaped for the ship.
18:05All right.
18:06Ship Shah for the...
18:07It's okay.
18:09Well, this being an admiral can sure run a guy down.
18:13Fellas?
18:16Here.
18:26Hey!
18:27Think I'll take a little nap.
18:28Young admirals need their rest.
18:30There he is.
18:31The kook that's masquerading as the admiral.
18:44Let's get him.
18:47All right, fella, you're under arrest.
18:49How dare you?
18:50I'm Admiral Rogers.
18:51Sure you are.
18:52Found him from Comfleet to help finalize the treaty for the Shah of Durrani.
18:59Sure, sure.
19:00And I just came from Never Never Land from seeing the Queen of the May.
19:03Come on!
19:04Wait a minute!
19:05Wait a minute!
19:06We've got the admiral!
19:10None of the guys are back.
19:11Doggone it.
19:12I guess they couldn't find him either.
19:14And that Shaw's plane is gonna sit down any minute.
19:17How are we gonna feel Mr. Parker out of this one, Skip?
19:19Well, what are you asking me for?
19:20I don't know.
19:21All I know is that the Shah refused to sign unless there's an admiral present.
19:24And if we blow those oil treaties because of...
19:29Hey, wait a minute.
19:30I think I got it.
19:32Hey, Groob.
19:33They have admiral's uniforms over special services, haven't they?
19:36Sure, but...
19:37Hey, Skip.
19:38You mean you're gonna dress up as an admiral and meet the Shah?
19:41No, no, no, no.
19:42The Shah knows me, but he's never met Admiral Gruber.
19:47Come on.
19:49Admiral Gruber?
19:51I guess I owe it all to clean living.
19:53Will you come on?
20:01The coast is clear, sir.
20:02Good. Now you get down to the airstrip and you pick up his highness.
20:04Bring him back here.
20:05Yes, sir.
20:06Oh, sir, if I may say so, you make a magnificent admiral.
20:09Oh, I do sort of have a little bit.
20:10Uh-huh.
20:11Oh, shut up. Get moving.
20:18Announcing the Shah of Durrani.
20:23Oh, your highness.
20:26Princess, welcome to Taratupa.
20:29I thought it was clearly understood that I would negotiate this treaty only with Admiral Parker.
20:35Oh, Parker.
20:36Well, Parker has been called away on Navy business at the war, you know.
20:40See, another day, another battle.
20:42I think if you come right down here, sir, you'll find everything in order right here.
20:48Excuse me, Prince.
20:49Your highness, princess.
20:51It's most unfortunate, sir, that Admiral Parker will be detained, you see.
20:55At ease, Commander. The Shah knows all about Parker being detained.
20:59Captain Binghamton.
21:00Admiral Binghamton.
21:01Admiral Binghamton.
21:02Sorry, your highness.
21:03Sorry, princess.
21:04I'm sorry for intruding.
21:06I'll be on my way now.
21:08Out of my way, Commander.
21:10I'm in a hurry.
21:11I've got two parades and an invasion to make for four lunch.
21:14Oh, no, no. Condition red.
21:15Your highnesses, I am Admiral Gruber.
21:18And since your good friend, Admiral Parker, could not be here to sign the treaty, I...
21:21Gruber.
21:22Uh-oh.
21:24Hi-ho, sir.
21:25Nice day for a treaty, eh? What?
21:27Brother Admiral.
21:28I, uh, McHale.
21:30Excuse me, your highness, while I introduce the admirals to each other.
21:36Admiral?
21:38Sir, sir, the most important thing right now is to get that treaty signed and fast.
21:43And let this two-bit phony hog the limelight not in a million years...
21:48Skip the book.
21:52Your royal dignitary ship, Admiral Bell here in place of Admiral Parker, who is unavoidably detained.
21:58Admiral Bell.
22:01What kind of navy is this? Is everyone an admiral?
22:04Only in America, Father.
22:06Perhaps I can explain, sir. You see...
22:08Yeah, you won't explain anything. I'm in charge here. I'll explain.
22:10Oh, this is all too confusing for me, dear.
22:12Yeah, let us go.
22:13Sir, sir!
22:14Admiral Parker!
22:15Sir!
22:16Hi, Princess.
22:17Uh, hi, Shaw.
22:18Oh, uh...
22:19Uh, no, that won't be necessary.
22:20Gee, I'm sorry. I'm a little late.
22:21But I was taking a nap, so I could...
22:24Hey!
22:25Tinker!
22:26Hey, you guys made Admiral Groove!
22:28Boy, that's great!
22:29Wow!
22:30Hey, let...
22:31Leadbottom?
22:32Gee, they're taking anybody.
22:33Well, this is all very confusing, but as long as you're here, Admiral Parker, I believe I will sign.
22:38Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Shaw. You've got to sign it with me. You see, I'm a Captain Admiral. He's just an Ensign Admiral.
22:44Boy, you just got promoted. Why, next to me, you're a baby Admiral.
22:47A baby Admiral? You dodo, I've taken about all from you. I'm going to take...
22:51Don't! Please, please, Sir. You're making them look bad for the rest of us, Admiral!
22:55Now, let us get out of this madhouse.
22:57Hey Geert!
22:59What in pleasure did it lead?
23:01Out of my way!
23:02Admiral Rogers, sir, turn. Hut!
23:04Admiral Ro... Your Admiral Rogers?
23:08Look, I don't understand this, four admirals standing at attention for a common prisoner.
23:14Well, you see I am...
23:16See, Your Highness, don't let the uniform fool you, sir.
23:20This is really Admiral Rogers.
23:21He's been out on a mission, an undercover mission.
23:24Isn't that right, Admiral?
23:25You're absolutely right, McHale.
23:27And you see, Your Highness, we felt that the Shah of Durrani
23:31was much too important to be greeted by only one Admiral.
23:34So we had all the admirals in the area come in.
23:39Isn't that right, gentlemen?
23:42Yes.
23:43At the Treaty of Versailles, there were only two admirals present.
23:49Ah, but for our treaty with you, six.
23:54Well, this is an honor I can hardly refuse.
23:57Yes, I will sign the treaty.
23:59Ah, good.
24:00He'll sign the treaty.
24:01Oh, good, he's good.
24:03I'm first, first.
24:04Oh, second.
24:06Carter.
24:07Parker.
24:07Third.
24:08I'm third.
24:10Fourth.
24:10Fourth.
24:11Is there any room?
24:12I'm third.
24:18Gentlemen, gentlemen, may I propose a toast?
24:21To our favorite executive officer, welcome back to the ranks,
24:25Ensign Parker.
24:27It's great to be back, you guys.
24:29I never want to see another admiral as long as I live.
24:31Yeah, I agree to that.
24:33Hey, how about some chow?
24:34Forge, bring on the chow.
24:36The name is Admiral Fujiyama to you.
24:41The name is Admiral Fujiyama to you.
25:03Bye.
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