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Gruber talks McHale to let him pose as the Commander for just a few minutes to impress his lady. But while this hoax is going on, a British Admiral is visiting
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00:00A little to the left, Commander.
00:07A little to the right, Commander.
00:10Will you guys make up your mind?
00:12Here.
00:13How's this, Mr. Parker?
00:15Oh, I'm getting nervous.
00:17I should have never let you talk me into this, Gruber.
00:19Come, come now, Mr. Parker.
00:20You already agreed.
00:21A good officer helps his men with their problems.
00:24And mine happens to be Ginger.
00:25I should have such problems.
00:27Where, where, where were we?
00:28You picture a classy doll like that
00:30falling for anybody less than a lieutenant, Commander?
00:32Let's go, Mr. Parker.
00:33Fire away.
00:35Yeah, well, forget about her.
00:37What happens when the skipper finds out
00:38and let you borrow one of his uniforms?
00:40Look, Ginger is hoofing and vaudeville back in the States.
00:43That's 6,000 miles away.
00:45The skipper's over on main side.
00:46That's three miles away.
00:47So you got nothing to worry about.
00:50Now, look, Mr. Parker, I hate to pull rank,
00:52but, uh, click, click.
00:58Boy, vey.
01:00Sayonara!
01:02Ah!
01:03Wake up for your commander!
01:07All right, now watch the birdie and smile.
01:12Hey, Gruber, where'd you go?
01:13There, you moved!
01:15Boy, now look what you did.
01:17You're all out of focus.
01:18You look short, fat, and funny.
01:20Chuck, it's the captain.
01:22I can step, please, attention!
01:26Oh, Dunce, what are you doing out of there?
01:28Get out of there.
01:29Out, out, out.
01:31Uh, excuse me.
01:33Yeah, you just, just, just about ahead.
01:35Excuse me.
01:36Now, wait, wait, wait.
01:42Ow!
01:46McHale, you saw that?
01:48He tried to shish kebab his commanding officer.
01:51Oh, no, no, no, no, now he's at the desk, Kevin.
01:53Remember, control your temper, sir.
01:55Yeah, smile.
01:56Say cheese.
01:57Oh, jeez, you.
01:59Oh, yeah.
01:59Oh, yeah.
01:59Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
02:29Oh, man, this is murder.
02:51They've been in there with old Leadbottom for over an hour now.
02:53I sure hope a skipper can give Mr. Parker off.
02:56I don't know what Binghamton's so mad about.
02:57I thought he looked better with singed eyebrows.
02:59Drew, but you're lucky the skipper's such a good sport.
03:01Yeah, if Binghamton found out you're wearing a commander's uniform,
03:04you'd be issued a new one with stripes.
03:06Yeah, you had to write your girl that you're a commander.
03:08Fellas, you don't understand.
03:10I'm in love.
03:11When you look like me, you gotta lie a little.
03:15Hey, that must be the new service show.
03:16They must have just flown in.
03:18Look at those dolls.
03:19While we men stand aside, it's showtime.
03:22Hold it, hold it.
03:23I don't believe it.
03:24It's impossible.
03:25I can't stand it with you.
03:27That's one in the middle.
03:29That's my girlfriend, Ginger.
03:30Huh?
03:30Ginger, I thought she was back huffing in the States.
03:32You must have joined a service show.
03:34What am I gonna do?
03:35What are you gonna do?
03:35What are you gonna do?
03:35What are you, I don't have to go out there and grab her?
03:38This is a big brave.
03:39Right.
03:39Wait a minute.
03:40I can't do it.
03:41She thinks I'm a lieutenant commander.
03:42Murder.
03:43Are you in trouble?
03:44What are you gonna do?
03:46I'll wait if that guy lays one finger on her.
03:48I'll slug him.
03:49Easy, Groob.
03:49Look, if she sees you, you're dead.
03:51Yeah, what happens when she asks for commander Grover?
03:53Guys, what we better do is go out there and cover it.
03:55You duck, Groob.
03:56Duck.
03:57Good idea.
03:57Come on, you guys.
04:03Excuse me, Salo.
04:04I'll be right back.
04:05Is anyone here from PT-73?
04:09Oh, wonderful.
04:11I can hardly believe it.
04:12You know, it's almost a miracle I got here.
04:15Tell me, where is commander Groover?
04:18Right this way, dear lady, where we can talk.
04:21But is anything wrong?
04:22I mean, did anything happen to commander Groover?
04:24Please don't mention that name.
04:26Listen, he's fine, except he's out on a secret mission.
04:29Where is he?
04:30When will he be back?
04:31You never know with commander you-know-who.
04:33He's always in action.
04:34Out there.
04:36Somewhere.
04:37Ginger, come on.
04:38We've got to report in.
04:39Okay, I'm coming, Rita.
04:41Is there any chance that he'll be back before we have to leave?
04:44Yeah, maybe.
04:45That is if he gets his quote of nips before lunch.
04:47If the tiger returns, we'll let you know.
04:50Oh, gee, thanks, fellas.
04:52I'll be waiting to hear from you.
04:53Now, listen, remember, not a word about commander you-know-who to anybody.
04:57Listen, I know.
04:59Um, loose lips sink ships.
05:02Oh, and I sure don't want to sink Lester's.
05:06Well, thanks, fellas.
05:09Bye.
05:10Bye.
05:11Bye.
05:12Come on.
05:17Loose lips sink ships.
05:19I was sunk by a loose pen.
05:21Oh, Lester, you're not.
05:22Why did you write her and tell her you were an officer?
05:24Why don't you go after her and tell her you lied?
05:26Oh, you kidding.
05:28I'll never be able to show my face in Brooklyn again.
05:30Gruber!
05:36I want a word with you.
05:38That is if your schedule isn't too full up, commander.
05:43Whatever you say, Skip.
05:44But please, just call me Swabby.
05:46Yeah, you should have heard what Fingerman called me.
05:48I'm going to have my mother write Admiral Nimitz.
05:50All right, come on.
05:51Let's go.
05:52Okay, I'll put Parker up to that.
06:02I know it.
06:03He's trying to kill me.
06:04That's what he's trying to do.
06:06I wonder how long it takes to grow new eyebrows.
06:10He's got to get rid of that McHale before he...
06:13Sir, just...
06:14Don't you ever knock.
06:15I was just brushing my teeth.
06:18Sir, I'm terribly sorry,
06:20but this is an urgent request from Commodore Norcross
06:22of the British Naval Base over at Kalawe, sir.
06:25Hold my toothbrush.
06:26You...
06:27Oh, how do you like that?
06:30They want me to assign one of my officers to them for liaison work.
06:34If I didn't have enough problems of my own,
06:36what else do we got?
06:36What is it?
06:37Oh, sir, this is a signal regarding that service show unit
06:39that just arrived.
06:40They're to be moved on to Hollandia after they perform here
06:42and we're supposed to see that...
06:43Wait a minute.
06:44That's it.
06:45Of course.
06:45That's the way to get rid of McHale.
06:47Ship him out with the service show, sir?
06:48Oh, but that wouldn't work.
06:50He doesn't sing or dance.
06:51Sing or dance, you numbskull.
06:53The British want a liaison officer.
06:55I'll assign them one permanently.
06:57Oh, that's just brilliant, sir.
06:59Oh, sir, you are brilliant.
07:00Knock it off.
07:01Knock it off.
07:02Stop gawking at me.
07:03Get me the British base of Kalawe and the scramble phone.
07:06Go.
07:06Yes, sir.
07:07Sir, if I may say so,
07:10I think you did an excellent job on your eyebrows.
07:12Oh, dear.
07:13Oh, well, thank you.
07:14I was afraid maybe I put too much on...
07:16Oh, get out!
07:17Out!
07:17Out!
07:17All right, then get on the boat.
07:21Oh, but skip.
07:22Get on the boat.
07:23All right, Gruber, you heard the skipper.
07:25That's an order.
07:25The romance lamp is out.
07:27Well, I gotta see Ginger.
07:28If I don't see her, I'll lose her.
07:29I'll be living at the Y until I'm 60.
07:31If you don't get on that boat,
07:32you won't live to be 60.
07:34No, I gotta see Ginger.
07:36Oh, wait a minute.
07:37You can't do this to me.
07:38It's against the Geneva Convention.
07:39I got a right to see my girl.
07:41Wait for me.
07:42Wait for me, my darling.
07:43I shall return.
07:45I don't want to sound like I'm boasting Commodore Norcross,
07:48and I really hate to lose him,
07:50but if you take McHale,
07:53you're not only getting a man who knows these waters,
07:55but you're getting an officer and a gentleman as well.
07:58Well, he certainly sounds like a very outstanding sort of a chap.
08:01I suppose you drop over here this afternoon for lunch,
08:05and we'll discuss the final details.
08:07Well, that would be splendid.
08:08Thank you very much, Captain Binghampton.
08:10All right, fine.
08:11I'll see you then.
08:12Ta-ta.
08:14Oh, sir.
08:15It worked.
08:16It worked.
08:17I'm getting rid of McHale.
08:18I'm getting rid of McHale.
08:21Thirteen hundred dollars.
08:22Skip, you gotta do something about Groover.
08:26Just look at him.
08:27We've never seen him so low.
08:28Isn't there some way he can see his girl?
08:30Now, wait just a minute, you guys.
08:33Look, he brought this on himself,
08:34and as far as I'm concerned, he can...
08:36Well...
08:37I'll get it, Skip.
08:41Look, you guys must think that...
08:42Headquarters of PT-73.
08:44You wanna speak to who?
08:46Commander Gruber.
08:48It's that girl, Skip.
08:50Huh?
08:52It's Ginger.
08:53Let me talk to her, please.
08:54If I can't see her, let me at least hear her voice.
08:56Please.
08:56I beg of you.
08:56Look, I'll tell her I'm between missions,
08:58and I'm just on my way out the door.
08:58Gruber, I told you.
09:00All right, but make it short.
09:05Thank you, Mr. I just can't...
09:07You made me so happy that I could cry.
09:11Hello?
09:12Commander Gruber here.
09:15Ginger!
09:16What a pleasant surprise.
09:18I had no idea you were on the base.
09:20Just came back from a mission.
09:22Typical one this morning.
09:23Got two crowd subs,
09:24a nip destroyer,
09:25and three zeros.
09:26Ah!
09:27Nothing there.
09:28Nothing there.
09:29Just an old battle wound acting up.
09:31I'm fine.
09:32Just stopping off for a chopped liver sandwich on rye
09:34and some ammo and going right out again.
09:36I know.
09:39Can't.
09:39I can't say it here.
09:41My crew is all around.
09:43Well, okay.
09:47Snooki Wookums loves little pussycat.
09:50Oh, brother.
09:53But I can't.
09:54Please, dear.
09:55Don't cry.
09:56Skip.
09:59Skip.
10:00She wants to come out here to see me.
10:01Can I be a commander for five minutes?
10:04No.
10:04And oh, no.
10:06Five minutes.
10:07Please, Skip.
10:08That's all I ask.
10:09I may never see her again.
10:12Oh, me.
10:13I was so happy on my little old freighter.
10:17All right, Gruber.
10:18But just five minutes.
10:19Five.
10:20You understand?
10:21Bless you.
10:21Bless you, Skip.
10:22I'll never forget you for this.
10:25Hello, pussycat?
10:26Come on.
10:27The Snookums back on the line here.
10:29You're in luck.
10:30The communique just arrived.
10:32I have a five-minute furlough.
10:36Yes, I'll send my personal gig for you.
10:39Roger, sugar.
10:41Over and out.
10:43Commander Snookum.
10:44Oh, I've heard everything.
10:45I must have lost my marble.
10:48Hey, anybody seen the Skip's marbles?
10:49Okay, now let's spread out.
10:51He didn't mean it.
10:52All right.
10:55Knock off that gold brick on your men.
10:57Come on, shape up.
10:58Let's go.
10:59Let's go.
11:00Police the area.
11:00I'm the devil.
11:01Come on.
11:02Hopper, hopper, hopper.
11:03Oh, Snookums, I'd like to.
11:05Hmm?
11:06Oh, brother.
11:11Last.
11:13My own command.
11:17Shellace.
11:18Oh, this is just so exciting.
11:32I just can't wait to see Lester.
11:34I mean, Commander Gruber.
11:35Well, Commander can hardly wait to see you either, ma'am.
11:38A visitor arriving on Gruber's Island?
11:41Detail.
11:42Attend.
11:43Hut!
11:43Welcome aboard, Miss.
11:55Oh, here comes our commander now.
11:57Detail.
11:58Present.
11:58Arms.
11:59Oh, Lester.
12:02There's your woman.
12:03Straighten up that line.
12:04Chest out.
12:05Stomach in.
12:06Hats up.
12:06Toes in.
12:07Heels out.
12:08Pussycat.
12:10Oh, I'm so happy to see you, Lester.
12:13I'm so proud of you.
12:14Just doing my job, sweetheart.
12:16I'd like to have you meet my exec officer.
12:19Fine chap.
12:20Taught him everything I know.
12:21My ensign, Quint McHale.
12:26Thank you, Commander.
12:28I hate to rush you, sir, but you leave on your next mission in exactly 40 seconds.
12:36I'm aware of my schedule, Ensign.
12:39A man cannot live by war alone.
12:42I'd like you to meet the rest of my men.
12:44I took this bunch of draft board rejects and molded them into the top combat unit in
12:49the Pacific.
12:50Gruber's Gorillas.
12:52Gunners, my Edwards.
12:53No.
12:54Radioman Moss.
12:55No.
12:56Quartermaster Christopher.
12:57No, sir.
12:58Machinist, Mike Bell.
12:59No.
13:00Last but not least, my fearless torpedo man.
13:03Where is my torpedo man?
13:06Yo, sir.
13:07Yo.
13:11Sorry, sir.
13:11I had to leave the room.
13:13Fall in.
13:22All right.
13:23Straighten up that line.
13:24Chest out.
13:24Stomach in.
13:26All right, men.
13:27That's enough.
13:28Fall out.
13:28Ensign.
13:30You dare order these men to fall out after I order them to fall in?
13:34Oh.
13:35Oh.
13:37Oh, excuse me, Commander.
13:39But I was doing this for your own good.
13:42I don't want you to miss your mission, sir.
13:46After all, we do want to keep your brilliant record intact.
13:51I guess you're right, Mike.
13:55Can't keep those nips waiting.
13:56Good thinking.
13:58Now, put yourself in for an oak leaf cluster.
14:06Well, baby, this is going to have to be goodbye.
14:10Oh, Lester.
14:11Hold it, sweetheart.
14:13All right, men.
14:14About face.
14:16All right, men.
14:17You heard the skipper.
14:18About face.
14:18About face.
14:21Hi, there.
14:29All right, pussycat.
14:30Present arms and pucker up.
14:42I still don't understand, Commodore.
14:45Why don't we check in with Captain Binghampton when we arrived on Tarotuba?
14:49Little strategic plan.
14:51You know all the praise that Binghampton's been piling on this McHale fellow.
14:56Well, um, don't you smell a little bit of scale kippo there, huh?
15:00He did seem overly enthusiastic, sir.
15:03Precisely.
15:04So I decided to visit McHale in his natural habitat.
15:07Judge the fellow for myself.
15:08In that way, I won't be buying a pig in a poke, huh?
15:12Good thinking, sir.
15:14Farewell, my darling.
15:16Duty calls, and I must obey.
15:17Take good care of yourself.
15:21Listen.
15:22Don't take any unnecessary chances.
15:25Don't worry about a thing, pussycat.
15:26It's just another death-defying mission.
15:28Yes, well, goodbye, miss.
15:30All right, Christy, take her out.
15:31We gotta be shoving off, sir.
15:33Goodbye, dear.
15:33I'll write for my fine time.
15:35Worked, Skip.
15:36We got away with it.
15:37Yeah, we got away with it.
15:39Holy jumping.
15:43Look what's coming.
15:47Give me the jacket, quick.
15:48It's a British thermometer.
15:50Holy Toledo.
15:52Boy, that's where I wish I were now, in Toledo.
15:55Ahoy the duck.
15:56We're coming aboard.
15:58Oh, no, we're trapped.
15:59It's too late.
16:00Hold it, hold it.
16:08Ten hut.
16:09Commander McHale?
16:12Yes, sir.
16:13I wasn't talking to you, Ensign.
16:14I didn't say anything.
16:16Who gave you permission to speak, sailor?
16:19Back in the ranks, Groover.
16:21Yes, sir.
16:22I believe the Commodore was addressing you, Commander McHale.
16:26Sure, of course.
16:28I said, of course.
16:29My mind was a thousand miles away, plotting a torpedo run.
16:32The war, you know.
16:33Commander McHale, skipper of the 73, at your service.
16:36Commodore Norcross, this is my aide, Lieutenant Crider.
16:39How do you do?
16:40Charmed, I'm sure.
16:42Skipper, we've got ten seconds to zero hours, sir.
16:44We've got to shove off.
16:46Right you are, Ensign.
16:47If you'll accuse us, Commodore, we're in the midst of a mission.
16:51So it's very nice meeting you chaps, and we've got to hop to it.
16:53Let's go, men.
16:54Hop to it.
16:54Just a minute, McHale.
16:56You can do me a favor.
16:57I'd like to see how your American PT boats operate.
17:00Mind if I come along and see the 73 in action?
17:02Why, that's impossible, sir.
17:03Will you stop interrupting, Ensign?
17:05What was that you were about to say, Mr. Parker?
17:07Well, I wasn't about to say anything.
17:09Nobody's talking to you, Groover.
17:12Yes, sir, Mr. Parker.
17:14Commander, what the devil is going on here?
17:17Well, you see, sir, if you'll forgive us, I think it would be better if we called off the mission, sir.
17:23The men are a bit battle-weary.
17:26That's good thinking, Ensign.
17:27Good thinking.
17:28Negative, McHale.
17:29Now, you get your men on board.
17:31I don't know what's going on here, but this is no longer a request, Commander.
17:35It is an order.
17:39Well, as long as you put it that way, Commodore.
17:41All right, men.
17:42Battle stations.
17:43Let's move out.
17:45After you, Commodore.
17:47Don't let the heat out.
17:48The heat, sir.
17:53Are you sure you know what you're doing, Commander?
18:00I mean, we've been circling these same islands for the last hour.
18:04Well, that's his strategy, sir.
18:06You see, he fools the enemy by pretending that he's lost at sea.
18:10That always works, sir.
18:11If I may suggest, why don't we return to base and try another day, sir?
18:15Now, look here, Ensign.
18:16Good thinking, Mr. Parker.
18:17Secure from stations, man.
18:18We're heading her in.
18:19If you don't mind, Commander, why don't I take the wheel?
18:24Right, but hold it steady, like I taught you.
18:28Skipper nips up on sonar, 2,000 yards.
18:31Bang, 179.
18:32Oh, no.
18:33Battle stations, boys.
18:35Take care.
18:35Stand by your depth chargers.
18:37Rachel Manos, 50.
18:38Scrumbers, get on your torpedoes.
18:39Aye, aye, sir.
18:40Commander, where are you going?
18:41Since when does Ensign give orders in combat?
18:44You're in command here, sir.
18:45Oh, yes, sir.
18:46That's right.
18:47All right, get on us, torpedo sailor.
18:48You heard him, men.
18:49You heard the Ensign do what he just said.
18:51That's an order.
18:52The sub's surfacing at 11 o'clock.
18:55Stand by, boys.
18:58On your toes, boys, they're going to shell us.
19:00Like he said, men.
19:01Don't you think you'd better go below, Skipper?
19:02Remember that old battle injury?
19:04Oh, yeah, yeah.
19:05That's right, Ensign.
19:06Commander, that old shrapnel wound, sir.
19:08Direct hit in 42.
19:09Turn my hair blonde.
19:10Yeah, those brothers have been combat, sir.
19:12If you'll excuse them.
19:13That's incredible.
19:14So, with those awful pains.
19:16Get below.
19:18Well, Ensign, it looks as though our lives are in your hands now.
19:23I'll do the best I can, sir.
19:27Give a blast on those 50s, Verge.
19:32All right, ready on those torpedoes.
19:35Yeah, ready on those torpedoes.
19:37Who, me?
19:37Ready on the torpedo.
19:39Stand by.
19:42Fire one.
19:43Fire one.
19:44Which one?
19:46Uh, any, any, any, any.
19:48Fire one!
19:50More!
19:51Smashing as in simple as smashing.
20:10Thank heavens that somebody on this boat knows what they're doing.
20:12I'll thank you, sir.
20:13Good show, Gruber.
20:14Yeah, great work, men.
20:17We did it again.
20:18We?
20:19Oh, you weren't even on deck.
20:20Uh, sorry you missed it, Commander.
20:22You can have the next one, sir.
20:24All right, men, we're heading home.
20:26Yeah, like the answer says, take her in.
20:28Ah, they're my boys.
20:38I fail to understand this, Commander.
20:40Your record is so outstanding.
20:41What on earth happened to you out there?
20:43Well, you know how it is, sir.
20:44Some days you have it, some days you don't.
20:46Yes, well, you certainly didn't have it today.
20:48Looks as though our suspicions about this fellow Binghampton are right.
20:51Captain Binghampton, sir?
20:53Yes.
20:53He tried to talk us into taking this McHale blighter on as our liaison man.
20:58He wanted to have him transferred to us permanently.
21:00Oh, he did.
21:02Why, is that...
21:03Now, those are my feelings exactly.
21:05I say, that looks like Captain Binghampton coming now, sir.
21:09Captain Binghampton?
21:11Nice, nice to have you both, sir.
21:13But my men and I have to go out on another mission.
21:14We do one an hour, you know.
21:15Ta-ta, pit-tip, and tally-ho.
21:17You heard the commander, boy.
21:18So shove off.
21:19Ah, bye-bye, sir.
21:20Bye.
21:20Bye.
21:23You know, Crowder, sometimes I wonder why Churchill was so anxious to have them on our side.
21:33Oh, Commodore, you pulled a little fasty on me, didn't you?
21:36Didn't show up for lunch.
21:38I pulled a little fasty on you, sir.
21:40For your information, Captain, the Commodore and I have just been on a mission with your
21:44Superman McHale.
21:46Oh, great.
21:47Wasn't he the greatest, eh?
21:49He's the greatest, all right.
21:50The greatest coward it's ever been my misfortune to meet.
21:54He's a coward.
21:54Well, he may drink a little, but he's no coward.
21:57If the handsome Parker hadn't taken over command, and brilliantly, I may add, that nip sub would
22:01have certainly sunk us.
22:03Parker, brilliant.
22:05There's something weird going on here.
22:07McHale!
22:10McHale, you hold the 73.
22:12I want to have a talk with you and the brilliant Parker.
22:14McHale, stop those engines!
22:19McHale, you stop hiding and you'll come down here right away.
22:22It's an order.
22:30What in the blue Pacific is this?
22:32Trick or treat?
22:33All right, start talking, McHale.
22:34How well, you see, sir, McHale.
22:36You tell them what happened out there.
22:37Admit that you're a coward.
22:38I know, sir.
22:39This is not McHale.
22:40This is Gruber.
22:41Are you dark, old chap?
22:41That is Gruber, and I may add, a first-class torpedo man.
22:45Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
22:46You shut up, eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
22:48This nitwit is not Gruber, sir.
22:49This is Gruber.
22:51I will come into our...
22:52If I can explain, sir, you see...
22:53One moment, Mr. Parker.
22:55I'm discussing this with your commanding officer.
22:58This is not Mr. Parker.
22:59This is Ensign Parker.
23:01Is there something wrong with your eyes, Captain?
23:03Gruber's no Ensign.
23:04Mr. Parker is the Ensign.
23:06No, no, no, no, sir.
23:07You've got it all wrong.
23:08You see, Gruber here is Parker.
23:09And Parker is McHale, you see?
23:11And McHale is Mr. Parker.
23:13Captain Binghampton, are you well?
23:16And I'm well.
23:17You know, yes, I'm well.
23:18These pirates are just trying to pull a masquerade.
23:21But the masquerade is over, McHale.
23:22Now, why did you switch uniforms?
23:23Why, why, why?
23:25Uh, uh, well, uh, well, uh, well, it was to trick the nips, sir.
23:28Trick the nips?
23:29It was to trick the limeys?
23:31What?
23:32I heard the British.
23:33Boy, what you said.
23:34Oh, shut up, Gruber.
23:35I'm Parker.
23:36Oh, how you doing?
23:36I do not know what's going on here, but I do know that I've had enough.
23:40Come on, Crowder.
23:41These Americans are as nutty as a barge load of fruitcakes.
23:44Oh, no, no, wait.
23:44Uh, please, McHale is a very fine officer, sir.
23:47If you just packed him with you, you'll...
23:48Uh, yes, sir.
23:49Oh, yeah, please, sir.
23:50You've got to take McHale.
23:51He's really a very fine officer.
23:52Just forget it.
23:53Forget we ever brought up the subject.
23:55Good day and goodbye to you, Captain.
23:57If you really are Captain Binghampton.
23:59Oh, yes, sir, McHale, tell him.
24:00I'm Captain Binghampton.
24:01Who, who, Captain Binghampton's shovel?
24:05No, no, no, wait.
24:06Oh, no, please, sir.
24:07Wait, please.
24:08You promised to take McHale.
24:09You've got to take him.
24:10I'll throw in six cartons of American cigarettes.
24:13I'll throw in waterproofers, watches, chocolate bars.
24:15All right, boys, let's pull about whoever they are.
24:45Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
25:15Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
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