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. McHale becomes the permanent liaison officer to the British Navy in Australia.
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00:00Captain Binghamton!
00:09Yeah!
00:12You have to go barging in here without knocking.
00:14Can't you see how it's busy here?
00:16I'm sorry, sir, but it's a very important phone call for you.
00:19Admiral Reynolds, sir.
00:20Oh, Admiral Reynolds.
00:22Admiral Reynolds, Binghamton here, sir.
00:24Binghamton, now hear this.
00:26The British Admiralty has dispatched a task group under Vice Admiral Sir Percy Campbell
00:29to this area.
00:31The advanced elements will be dropping anchor at Tarantupa at 0800 tomorrow.
00:34Oh, well, that's quite an honor for our little base, Admiral.
00:38Well, it's quite an honor.
00:38Naturally, I'll order a 17-gun salute.
00:41You can belay the formalities.
00:42Your job is to furnish the British with an officer for permanent liaison duty
00:46at their fleet headquarters in Sydney, Australia.
00:49But, Admiral, I'm understaffed here right now.
00:53Orders from the Pentagon, Captain.
00:55Oh, no, you brickwit.
00:57Oh, no, not you, Admiral.
00:58Oh, no, sir.
00:59No, I was talking to the nitwit here, sir.
01:01You can count on me, sir, for the fullest cooperation.
01:03Yes, sir.
01:04Yes, sir.
01:05Better not goof this Binghamton.
01:06Do you hear me?
01:07Yes, sir.
01:08As the Pentagon put it to me, don't make waves.
01:11I'll do that.
01:12Thank you very much, sir.
01:15Is there something wrong, sir?
01:16You seem upset.
01:17Well, of course.
01:17I'm upset, you numbskull.
01:18The red coats are coming, and I have to spare an officer to be a liaison with them.
01:23Well, even if I scrape the bottom of the barrel, who could I possibly spare for the job?
01:28Is Pearl Harbor, who is that?
01:30Hey, girls, come on, let's go.
01:37The water's fine.
01:40How are you, honey?
01:42Knock off that racket out there.
01:44Uh-oh, it's Captain.
01:46Hey, you're out of uniform.
01:48Not for skin-dying, Captain.
01:50We'll see you around.
01:51Carpenter, I tell you, someday I'm going to get that McHale, and I'm going to nail his
02:02slippery eye to a bulkhead.
02:04Someday I'll...
02:05What am I talking about?
02:10Someday's here.
02:21What am I talking about?
02:51I told you we'd make it in time.
02:55The Limeys haven't even landed yet.
02:57Okay, let's open up shop.
02:59Tink, you'll be in charge of the Japanese war mementos.
03:01Try and push the Harry Carey knives.
03:04Where'd you put the sign?
03:05Right there.
03:06Oh, good.
03:08Ah, the old hometown touch.
03:11That'll get them every time.
03:13Oh, he's in red.
03:14Anyway, patrol approach.
03:16He's Binghamton.
03:17Quick, hide the stuff.
03:18Shh.
03:19Look, act natural.
03:21Look, slug.
03:26I think they've spotted us, sir.
03:27Ah, good, good.
03:29Now, remember, we've got to make them think that this trip to Sydney is just for one month
03:32and that the whole crew is going.
03:34If they swallow that, McHale is a dead duck.
03:38We're on.
03:39British launch approaching, sir.
03:42Ah, that must be the Admiral's age.
03:45Straighten your tie, Carpenter.
03:46Wear your hat.
03:46You want to make an impression on the British.
03:48You've got to be a stickler for details.
03:50Oh, don't you worry, sir.
03:51My crew would never forgive me if I did anything to foul up this assignment.
03:54Yes, there aren't any PT crews that get a chance at temporary duty in Sydney, Australia.
03:59It'd be like a month's paid vacation.
04:02But don't count your chickens, Carpenter.
04:04The British have the right of approval, and I'll have to show them the other outfits, too.
04:08Oh, sir, then you mean it isn't definite that somebody else could still take our place?
04:12You're overacting, Elroy.
04:14Why?
04:15It'll all depend on the inspections.
04:17I intend to end up at McHale's Island in 1,600 hours.
04:20If that doesn't clinch it for you, nothing will.
04:23A whole month at Sydney, and he's handing it to Carpenter on a silver platter.
04:27Ah, not yet he isn't.
04:29Let's go back and speak to the skipper.
04:38Oh, I know.
04:42How about it, Skip?
04:44It's a dream assignment.
04:45It means a whole month in the passionate pearl of the Pacific.
04:47Yeah, Lester's right.
04:49I know a guy who won the Purple Heart in Sydney just for fighting off Dane.
04:52Hey!
04:53Oof.
04:54Come on, lay off that judo boy.
04:55This is supposed to be a Swedish massage.
04:57Okay.
04:58Next time, you capture Swedish PW.
05:01How about it, Skip?
05:02Are we going to let Binghamton pull a fink trick like that on us?
05:05Sure.
05:05Listen, we deserve a break a lot more than part of this.
05:07Oh, all right, all right.
05:09Look, I don't like to see Binghamton pull a facet any more than you guys.
05:13So, seeing as how it's a chance to put the screws to the captain, we might just as well give it a try.
05:20Give it a try?
05:21Skipper, we're as good as in Sydney right now.
05:24By the time we're finished, those limeys won't be able to tell this place from Buckingham Palace.
05:30I say, Captain, uh, isn't that a bit unusual for an American installation?
05:35Well, McHale's Island, why do you say that?
05:38Well, sir, the flag.
05:44Going to work.
05:46McHale's pirate swallowed the bait.
05:47Captain, permission to come aboard?
06:01Permission granted, sir.
06:02Welcome aboard, gentlemen.
06:03With your permission, sir.
06:06Honor guard!
06:08Detail!
06:10Harch!
06:10A right turn!
06:32Right!
06:34And salute!
06:36Salute!
06:36Salute!
06:40Two!
06:43Uh, uh, uh, Commander Forbes, Lieutenant Crandall, may I present to Commander McHale, Ensign Parker, PT-73.
06:51Hello!
06:53My pleasure, Commander.
06:55Charmed, I'm sure.
06:57Jolly good show, Commander.
06:59Didn't know you yanks went in for this sort of how-do-do.
07:02Uh, well, let's, uh, say, Commander, that, uh, we're just trying to go by the fine standards set by the Royal Navy, sir.
07:07All right, McHale, all right, let's get on with the inspection.
07:13Beg pardon, sir.
07:14Tea is served.
07:18Tea?
07:19Oh, yes, good tea.
07:21I'm surprised that you kept him.
07:24Uh, Mr. Parker, take charge of this, Mr. Madden.
07:29Stand easy.
07:33After you, gentlemen.
07:37There we are, gentlemen.
07:47Oh, Gruber, uh, would you pass the crumpets, please?
07:50Joe, crumpets?
07:52In the middle of nowhere, where on earth did you get them?
07:55Made them myself, sir.
07:56From a recipe I got from my old Welsh nanny.
08:00Uh, well, well, gentlemen, uh, uh, a toast.
08:03To our great leader.
08:06To President Roe...
08:08Ah, Prime Minister.
08:16Well, old man, it's getting rather late.
08:18I think we ought to be getting back to board ship.
08:21Oh, must you rush off right away, sir?
08:22Well, we must get back aboard ship, you know.
08:25Oh, well, Commander, what about your decision?
08:27You haven't made your decision yet.
08:28Oh, yes, Captain Binghamton.
08:30We completely concur with your recommendation.
08:33We'll gladly take Mac Hale.
08:35Ha, ha, wonderful, wonderful.
08:36Yippee!
08:37I knew he could do it, sir.
08:39Congratulations, sir.
08:41You recommended me and the crew for the job?
08:45Hmm.
08:45Indeed he did, Commander.
08:47But you seem to be under some sort of misapprehension.
08:50It's a loan assignment.
08:52Just you.
08:53Your crew is not included.
08:55Ah, well, you made a very wise decision, Commander.
08:58I know you're going to be very happy if Mac Hale will do a fine job.
09:00Are you now?
09:00We've got to get back to the base.
09:02We have orders to cut.
09:02There's lots to do, lots to do.
09:04Bye-bye-bye.
09:04Everybody in the gig.
09:05We have to cut the orders, and there's lots of things to do.
09:08Captain, you can't do this.
09:09It's not fair.
09:09I mean, it's not cricket.
09:10Well, if it's all the same to you, Captain,
09:12I'd rather not leave my men for a month.
09:15Mac Hale, I don't know where you get your information,
09:17but it's not for a month.
09:18It's forever.
09:19And it begins tomorrow at 0800 hours
09:21when you stop by my office to pick up your permanent transfer.
09:25Permanent transfer?
09:26But, Captain, you can't.
09:27Oh, can't I?
09:28I'll see you in the morning.
09:29And, Mac Hale, be packed.
09:31You and your Welsh nanny
09:45are on a drone of both of you
09:47in your own tea.
09:53Hey, Skip.
09:54Hey, Admiral.
09:54Hold it, hold it.
09:59No dice, fellas.
10:00The Admiral has his instructions from the Pentagon.
10:02Don't make waves, huh?
10:04The British okayed me, and I'm stuck.
10:06That does it.
10:07That's all my fault.
10:08How can I let a Rube like Binghamton outcon me?
10:10Oh, now, come on.
10:11Rube, don't blame yourself.
10:13After all, we all swallowed the bait.
10:14Those Limies, I got a good mind to swim out to their ship,
10:17throw all their tea overboard.
10:20George Washington was right.
10:22We're in the course of human events.
10:23Oh, now, come on.
10:24Come on, knock it off, you minute men.
10:27Now, let's face it.
10:28I'm hooked.
10:28It just goes to prove it don't pay
10:30to make good impressions on people.
10:31Yeah, well, he's right, Skip.
10:33I thought British should have seen you
10:34the way you really are.
10:34They'd have never picked you.
10:36What?
10:37Well, I mean, you know how sloppy
10:38you are around here.
10:39Oh, well, I didn't exactly mean it that way, Skip.
10:42I mean, you know.
10:42What do you mean you didn't mean it?
10:44Well, it's the best idea
10:45anybody's come up with yet.
10:46It is?
10:47Well, sure.
10:48And if we can pull it off, fellas,
10:50Admiral Campbell won't even let me aboard his ship,
10:52even if it's in dry dock.
10:54Sloppy, huh?
10:55Come on, boy.
10:56Come on, boy.
11:03Well, hey.
11:08How are you, bumpy old buddy?
11:10Hang on, baby.
11:12Hey, what are you talking about, baby?
11:13It was Jerry.
11:15Jerry?
11:16Oh, that's kid stuff.
11:17Hey, hey.
11:19What you need is a little...
11:21Ooh, shippin' whiskey, baby.
11:24How about it, Chuck?
11:25That's a dynamite.
11:27Absolutely.
11:28Oh, hey, hey, hey, Paul.
11:31Come on, shake the lid off
11:32and let's have four glasses.
11:33Yeah, yeah, let's go, sir.
11:35Four booze ahead.
11:37We're gonna have a wing game, boy.
11:40Yes, sir.
11:41Celebrate my shippin' off with you guys in the morning.
11:43We don't appear to be ungrateful, commander,
11:47but we're on duty hours
11:49and we very seldom indulge in anything more potent
11:52before sundown.
11:54Before sundown?
11:55That's right.
11:55Well, the sundown went down, buddy!
11:58Look at that memory.
12:00Yes, sir.
12:01Well, uh, just a social sit.
12:04Yeah, just a tail.
12:05Here, cheers, cheers.
12:06Cheers.
12:06Cheers.
12:06Well...
12:07That's real good, skipper.
12:16And there's plenty more
12:17where that comes from, buddy boy.
12:21Woo!
12:22Hiya, Sally, buddy!
12:24Really?
12:24Commander.
12:26I really command you.
12:29Hey, Chuck, remember Sally
12:31when we had that party?
12:32We taught her how to shoot crabs.
12:35Busted up the whole outfit.
12:37He's a great champ, crew.
12:43Commander McHale,
12:44I don't mean to be presumptuous,
12:45but what are you men trying to prove?
12:48Uh, uh, uh, probe?
12:50What do you mean?
12:51I don't know to play that champ, crew.
12:53I mean, such murder.
12:54Yeah!
12:55I don't know why you've changed,
12:57old man, like you have,
12:58but if you're putting on this act
13:00of being a bore
13:01to get out of the assignment,
13:02it won't work, you know.
13:04It, uh, it won't.
13:07I mean, it's just a rat,
13:09but it could be perfect.
13:10These combined operations
13:11are more than somewhat tricky,
13:13but Sir Percy cannot possibly
13:15turn you down now.
13:17He's under strict instructions
13:18from the Admiralty
13:19not to churn water,
13:21or as you Yanks so aptly put it,
13:23uh, create a ripple.
13:26Make waves.
13:26Yeah, in all of them.
13:27Well, cheer, ho, old man.
13:31Come down now.
13:32Um, I'm afraid you're stuck with it.
13:36Stuck.
13:45Well, come on, Chuck.
13:47No sense in drinking this stuff
13:48unless we have to.
13:49Order.
13:49Come on, man.
13:50Skilly, Pip.
13:50Let's have this one more for the road.
13:52Come on, let's go.
13:53Hey, sir, Render.
13:54Wait a minute.
13:55Oh, I want, I want,
13:59I want my mother.
14:16Man, I'd,
14:17I'd just like to say that
14:20no skipper's ever served with a
14:23great, a bunch of guys.
14:27I'm going to miss you.
14:29All of you, very much.
14:31I'll borrow your hanky.
14:39Oh, my head.
14:42Keep up the good work, Chuck.
14:46You'll do just fine.
14:49Well,
14:50so long, you
14:51bunch of pirates.
14:55Let's get out of here, Christy.
15:05Well,
15:05it's great while it lasted.
15:08Boy, we're going to have it rough now.
15:09I think we're going to have it rough.
15:10I think we're the skipper's
15:11going to have to go through
15:12living with those foreigners,
15:14learning a new language.
15:15I say, old beans,
15:17spice the main race,
15:18l'arm to arm.
15:20All that jolly rot.
15:22Yeah, sure going to be murder.
15:24Say,
15:24you got that accent down
15:25pretty good, Mr. Parker.
15:27All's a little something
15:27I picked up in college
15:28dramatic classes.
15:29I had the lead
15:30in Lady Windermere's fan.
15:31Hold everything.
15:33Have I got an idea?
15:34We might get the skipper's
15:35orders changed yet.
15:36But what is it, Groob?
15:37Spill it.
15:37Come on.
15:38Let's hear it.
15:38Do we still have those
15:39limey officers' uniforms
15:40to launder?
15:41Yeah, back in the hut.
15:42It's a long shot, Mr. Parker,
15:44but it's desperation time.
15:45You've got to give it a try.
15:47Right.
15:47Give what a try?
15:49Well, between our
15:49British uniforms
15:50and your accent,
15:51it might just work.
15:53Oh.
15:53Come on, Mr. Parker.
15:54Time's a waste.
15:55Oh, now, wait a minute.
15:56Wait a minute, you guys.
15:57I was Lady Windermere.
15:58Lady Windermere,
16:00Mr. Windermere.
16:01Come on, buddy.
16:01Let's get out.
16:02There's going to be
16:05dancing in the boondocks
16:07tonight.
16:08A savory dog
16:09has his day, Captain.
16:10Yours is a long time
16:11coming.
16:12It was worth
16:12every second of the wait
16:13to see the invincible
16:15Quentin McHale
16:16finally torpedoed
16:17by his own men.
16:19Excuse me, sir.
16:20Yeah, yeah,
16:20that's what it is.
16:21There's a British
16:22admiral here to see you, sir.
16:23British admiral, see.
16:24Oh, yes, Sir Percy.
16:25He finally made it.
16:25Show me.
16:26No, sir.
16:26It's Rear Admiral
16:27Crother Smythe,
16:27the Royal Naval
16:28Intelligence, sir.
16:29Royal Naval Intelligence
16:31here to see me.
16:32Well, I don't know
16:33what would be a senior.
16:34Well, show him in.
16:35Don't just stand there.
16:36Show him in.
16:36Okay, I'll stand over there.
16:37Sir.
16:38Stay in the coast.
16:40All right.
16:41Here.
16:44Captain Binghamton,
16:45I presume.
16:48Captain Binghamton,
16:48what can I do for you, sir?
16:50Do?
16:51Haven't you already
16:52done enough,
16:53you filthy blighter?
16:56Filthy blighter?
16:57I don't understand.
16:58Silence!
16:59You slithering,
17:00popping jay.
17:01Now, where is this
17:02despicable bagger
17:04that you've had
17:04the affront
17:05to be designed
17:06of Sir Percy's star?
17:07I like that.
17:08Now I hear that.
17:08Oh, speak up, man.
17:09Speak up.
17:10I'm McHale, sir.
17:12Oh, yes.
17:13Oh, quiet.
17:14Yes.
17:15You should have known
17:16birds of a feather
17:18and all that sort of right.
17:19Let's have a look at you
17:20all.
17:20Stand to all.
17:20Stand to all.
17:22Speak, yes.
17:24Criminal type
17:25if I ever saw one.
17:26Yes.
17:26Oh, boy.
17:30Yes, quite so.
17:32Yes.
17:33So, you thought
17:34you'd pull the wig
17:35over Sir Percy's eyes,
17:36did you?
17:37What did you let
17:38his majesty
17:38bowl your sticky ticket?
17:41That's wicked.
17:42Yes, sir, no.
17:42Wicky ticket.
17:43Talk down this man.
17:45Why, Lord Nelson's
17:46blood white men
17:46have been fogged
17:47for less than this.
17:48That's my ship's clock.
17:49Right in your cheeks,
17:50you fucker.
17:51Yes.
17:52How dare you have
17:53the audacity
17:54to assign this man
17:55McHale
17:56to the British fleet.
17:58Why, the man's
17:59a gambler.
18:00Why, he's a drunkard.
18:01Why, anybody can see
18:02that he's dishonest.
18:05It's disreputable.
18:06Yes.
18:07And not to mention
18:08insubordinates, sir.
18:09And that includes
18:10military and cooperative
18:12and uncouth, sir.
18:14Quiet, quiet, quiet.
18:15Silence!
18:17I am in charge in here.
18:19Now, we...
18:20Now, forget that.
18:21Here, for me,
18:22forget that.
18:23On second thought,
18:25flogging is too good
18:27for you.
18:28Why, what you have
18:29done here
18:30might very well
18:32be considered
18:32attempted sabotage
18:35upon the British fleet.
18:36Long live the king.
18:37Sabotage in time
18:39of war, sir.
18:41That means
18:41hanging, sir.
18:43Hanging?
18:44From the highest
18:45fortnight.
18:46Oh.
18:48Stand up, man.
18:49What do you mean,
18:49hang?
18:50Now, let's get on
18:51with the proceedings.
18:53Unless, of course,
18:54you're willing
18:55to make amends
18:56to this
18:57daftly deed.
18:59Oh, yes, yes.
18:59I'm willing to do that.
19:00Let's make amends, sir.
19:00Let's do that.
19:01What if he
19:02had to transfer
19:03chains, sir?
19:05That would disprove
19:06the charges.
19:06wouldn't it, sir?
19:08Yeah, wouldn't I do it, sir?
19:10Yes, that's how
19:11it smells by
19:12Jervet wood.
19:13Yes.
19:14Of course,
19:15it's brought
19:15an awful good hanging.
19:18I'll take your
19:19orders back there.
19:19Stand over there.
19:20I'll do that right away.
19:21I'll take care.
19:21Oh, and
19:22bless you, sir.
19:23Bless you.
19:24What is it, Groove?
19:34You see anything?
19:34You see anything, huh?
19:36Turn her up.
19:41Fuck no traps.
19:42Lovely day, isn't it?
19:45Boy,
19:45them British admirals
19:46sure are polite.
19:47Yeah, they sure are.
19:49British admirals?
19:50That must be
19:50Admiral Campbell.
19:51Hey, we better warn
19:52the big ones out.
19:53Admiral Campbell is coming.
19:55Hooray, hooray.
19:56Admiral Campbell is coming.
19:57Go away, go away.
19:58Admiral Campbell is coming.
19:59Go away.
19:59I'm sure it's the real
20:01admiral.
20:01Come on, let's get out of here,
20:02Chuck.
20:03What?
20:03He's dead.
20:06What?
20:06You sneak up on me
20:07like a ruddy savage?
20:09Why, if I had him an inch,
20:10I would...
20:11What?
20:13Now see what you've done,
20:14Captain.
20:15What you've done.
20:17I'm sorry.
20:17I'm sorry.
20:18Here, let me help you
20:19to sit here.
20:20Let's go out
20:20through this door, sir.
20:21Yes, sir.
20:21I'm terribly sorry,
20:22I'll tell you, sir.
20:23It's just that I can't
20:24help getting over
20:25the feeling that
20:25we've met someplace
20:26before.
20:27Oh, no, no.
20:27Out of the quest.
20:28Excuse me, sir.
20:29I'm looking at
20:30Captain Binghampton's office.
20:31Oh, yeah, well,
20:32this is his office.
20:32He doesn't seem
20:33to be in right now.
20:34I mean, I'm...
20:35This is my office.
20:36I'm Captain Binghampton.
20:37Oh, how do you do, sir?
20:38I'm Admiral Campbell.
20:39Oh, you're Admiral Campbell.
20:40Oh, it's Admiral Campbell.
20:41I'm so glad you're here,
20:42Admiral Campbell.
20:43I'm sure you know
20:43Rear Admiral Sir Cruthersmith
20:45of Naval Intelligence.
20:46Where did it go?
20:48Yes.
20:49Yes.
20:49Tally-ho.
20:50Pip, pip, pip.
20:51Cheers up, all that right.
20:52Well, we've got to buzz off.
20:55Yes, of course I know him.
20:56Reggie and I
20:57are old school chums.
20:58How are you, Reggie?
21:02The Admiral wants to know
21:04how you are, sir.
21:05He does.
21:06He does.
21:06Yes, of course he does.
21:07Why shouldn't he?
21:08Yes.
21:09Camero, Percy.
21:10Simply Cameroon.
21:11Yes.
21:12Have you lost weight?
21:14No, I don't think so.
21:15I didn't think you had.
21:17He doesn't look to you.
21:19Just good to see you,
21:21old Bing.
21:21Yes.
21:22And he knows mother.
21:24Well, I'm very well, Reggie.
21:26And let me see.
21:26This must be Commander McHale.
21:28That's right.
21:28Oh, I see.
21:29Yes, sir.
21:30Well, what seems to be
21:31the trouble, Captain?
21:32Hi, this one.
21:32Oh, trouble.
21:33Oh, no, there's no trouble.
21:34We don't have any trouble.
21:35Oh, come off it, man.
21:36Come off it.
21:37Must be top echelon stuff
21:38for them to send Reggie
21:39to the rescue.
21:40Oh, send that to the...
21:42I send Reggie to the...
21:43I mean, the Admiral's vice.
21:44What the fuck?
21:45What Captain Binghamton
21:47really means, sir,
21:47is that he and the Admiral
21:49have decided
21:49that they need
21:50a better qualified officer
21:52other than me, sir,
21:54to be earlier sound officer.
21:56Yes, sir.
21:56Hey, isn't that right, Admiral?
21:57Isn't that right, Admiral?
21:58Yes, yes, yes.
22:00Hi, sir.
22:00Yes, very well been on foot.
22:04I see.
22:04Well, far be it from me
22:05to refute any of Reggie's
22:07judgments in these matters.
22:08Supposing you gentlemen
22:09throw me in over
22:10a glass of sherry.
22:11Oh, I thought you'd never
22:12ask, Admiral.
22:13If you'll just follow me
22:13to the officer's place.
22:14Some other time, Binghamton,
22:16I think you'll be of more use
22:17to the war if you remained here
22:19to cut that change of order.
22:21Well, shall we be going, gentlemen?
22:23After you, sir.
22:24After you, sir.
22:25I'll see what you've done.
22:39Now that we're alone, Reggie.
22:43Yes.
22:44Perhaps you wouldn't mind
22:45explaining to me
22:45this fantastic masquerade.
22:47Well, the masquerade.
22:48Yes, the mask.
22:51Excuse me, sir,
22:52but it's all my fault, sir.
22:54Ensign Parker
22:55was just trying
22:55to get me off the hook.
22:56And, well, it was all my idea
22:58and all charges
22:59should be filed against me, sir.
23:00Oh, nonsense, McHale.
23:02The whole thing
23:02was terribly amusing.
23:03Why, we haven't had
23:04an accident like that
23:05in the British Navy
23:05since, um, Gilbert and Sullivan.
23:08Funny, my mother
23:09always said I was great.
23:11After getting you
23:11off the hook, McHale,
23:12that's already been done.
23:13Admiral Reynolds
23:14approached me
23:14on a personal basis.
23:15I saw no reason
23:16to turn him down.
23:17Admiral,
23:18you mean I can
23:19stay with my men?
23:20From what I've heard
23:21of your men, McHale,
23:22you, um,
23:23deserve each other.
23:24Oh, boy!
23:25Oh, yes, sir.
23:27Oh, happy sailing
23:28and, uh,
23:29clever thinking.
23:30Tally-ho,
23:31pip-pip,
23:32chins up
23:32and all that sort of ruffling.
23:34Ha, ha, ha!
23:35Marvellous!
23:36Absolutely marvellous!
23:37Thank you, sir.
23:39Bye-bye, sir.
23:39Well, old boy,
23:42shall we offer
23:43a spot of warm beer?
23:45Well, I'd see no reason
23:46why not.
23:47Yes.
23:48Oh, Britannia,
23:50Britannia,
23:51Britannia,
23:52over the wind.
23:53Ha, ha, ha!
24:02Ha, ha, ha!
24:04Ah, Reggie,
24:05you're a gem.
24:07I say,
24:08watch that,
24:08you bounder.
24:09Your name is
24:09Sir Reginald
24:10Crothers-Smile.
24:12And if you don't
24:12remember that,
24:13I'll have you
24:14flog to a trumpet.
24:15Flog!
24:15That's what you're saying,
24:16Parker.
24:17Thruppets.
24:17I, I, I,
24:18oh, my,
24:18all those
24:19certainly things
24:20I've ever heard
24:21of in all my life.
24:22No, no, no,
24:23Captain Binghamton,
24:23remember those
24:24immortal words
24:25from our illustrious leader,
24:26Admiral Reynolds.
24:28Don't make waves.
24:29Bye-bye,
24:30sir.
24:30Bye!
24:34Well, you,
24:35nurse,
24:35why don't you
24:35go take care of
24:36the sick
24:36instead of hanging
24:37around bars?
24:38No, no, no.
24:42I,
24:43I,
24:44I,
24:44I,
24:45I,
24:46I,
24:46I,
24:47I,
24:47I,
24:48you,
24:49I,
24:49I could have
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