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A new Navy directive - Ordering all married Officers to be shipped home - Prompts Binghamton to scheme to get McHale married off to a shady saloon-keeper.
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00:00A civilian woman here on Tarantupa?
00:07Yes, sir. She was aboard the transport plane that made that emergency landing here this morning,
00:10and, sir, they'll need three days for repairs.
00:13Three days?
00:15Well, well, well, well, well.
00:17Tell me, what does she look like?
00:20Oh, just terrific, sir. One of those new C-51s.
00:23Not the plane, you idiot. The woman.
00:26Oh, the woman. Yes, sir.
00:27Well, she's about your height, sir.
00:30Oh, big woman.
00:33Blonde hair, blue eyes, and very attractive, sir.
00:36Captain, her name's Kate O'Hara.
00:40Kate O'Hara.
00:43Oh, I'll take you home again, Kathleen.
00:49Sir, but I think there's one thing you should know.
00:51Oh, never mind what you think.
00:53Now, where should I be finding this fair, Carleen?
00:55Well, sir, she's right outside the door.
00:56Oh, she's right outside the door, sir.
00:58Yes, she now. Well, faith in me, Gara.
01:00I'll just be fetching her.
01:02Myself.
01:02Oh, good luck, sir.
01:04Come on, little job.
01:07Hurry up, honey. Pull up your wallet and join the fun.
01:09All right, boy.
01:19Ooh, you're welcome.
01:23Ooh, you're welcome.
01:26Oh, that's all.
01:27Oh, my God.
01:27Oh, my God.
01:28Oh, my God.
01:29Oh, my God.
01:29Oh, my God.
01:31Oh, my God.
01:31Oh, my God.
01:32Yes, yes, yes, yes, I see.
02:02Well, thank you very much, Lieutenant.
02:07That was your pilot, Miss O'Hara.
02:09Oh, loosen up and call me Kate. Kalani Kate.
02:14Kalani Kate. Now, you listen to me, Miss O'Hara.
02:17Hey, inform me that you're being evacuated to Australia by urgent order of the MPs on Barbara.
02:23Oh, a bunch of old fuddies.
02:25You see, I had this little cafe, Kalani Kate. It's the friendliest saloon on the island.
02:29Yes, it was so friendly, they had to have it burnt to the ground.
02:32Now, you listen to me. I intend to see that you behave yourself while you're here.
02:36Stop flitting ashes on my desk.
02:38Okay, honey.
02:39Don't call me honey.
02:40I'm going to assign you to the nurses' area while you are here.
02:42They will supply whatever companionship you might feel you need.
02:46You got male nurses?
02:48I have nothing, repeat, nothing to do with the men on this base.
02:52Okay, all right.
02:53And furthermore, I expect beep, Jack, and a jiffy, honey.
02:57Miss O'Hara.
03:00Hey, Kale, baby.
03:04Kalani Kate.
03:05Hey.
03:07Sir, they seem to be old friends.
03:11Yes, they probably serve time together.
03:13That's all I'm in.
03:15Hey, hey, you guys.
03:17I want you to be an old pal of mine, Kalani Kate.
03:19Hi, Kate.
03:20Hi.
03:21Oh, say, clinch, you'll see, dog.
03:23It's sure as good as you're here.
03:24Yeah, how about that?
03:26Miss O'Hara.
03:27What do you want, honey?
03:28Don't call me honey.
03:30Whatever you want, sugar.
03:32Lieutenant Carpenter will escort you to the nurses' area.
03:35The rest of this base is off-limits.
03:37Off-limits?
03:37What did I do?
03:38Now, Captain, aren't you going a little bit overboard?
03:40Yeah, after all, just because she called you honey.
03:43Shut up.
03:43Captain, you take that away.
03:44Oh, Quinn.
03:45Miss?
03:45Now, he calls the shots around here.
03:47Well, that's what I like to give him, a good shot.
03:49Please.
03:51Yeah, okay.
03:51Oh, yeah, Welfi's staying up.
03:53Kal, you keep away from her, and that's an order.
03:55I'm running a naval base here, not a friendship club.
03:58Say that again.
03:59Bye, sir.
04:00Yes, sir.
04:02Yes, sir.
04:03Bye, sir.
04:04Fink.
04:05All right, none of that, Tinker.
04:06After all, he's still in office.
04:07Okay, sir Fink.
04:09No, that's all right.
04:10Never mind, Skipper.
04:11You'll figure out some way to see her again.
04:13Uh-uh, no.
04:15For once, Binghamton did me a good turn.
04:17Oh, Skip, you can't pass up on a chick like that.
04:19It's an American.
04:20Hold it, hold it.
04:21Believe me, Kate's a great gal, but she just spells trouble, boys.
04:25Such trouble we should all have.
04:27All right, belay that, Willie.
04:28If Skipper wants to be out of his mind, that's his privilege.
04:31Sorry, Skip.
04:32Better take the man sometimes.
04:34All right, Chuck, you come on along with me,
04:36and the rest of you guys go over and draw your supplies,
04:38and we'll meet you back on the boat.
04:39Come on, let's go.
04:41The Skipper's been out here too long.
04:43They're passing up on a chick like that.
04:45He's done it.
04:45He's gone on and happy.
04:46Ah, don't worry.
04:47We'll straighten him out.
04:48Now, here's what we do.
04:49First, we've got to get the Skipper out of the way.
04:51Well, no, what you've got to do is always watch those shoals that are...
04:54Oh, my God.
04:56Hi, baby.
04:57Hi, baby.
04:59I'm here.
05:01Oh, my bird.
05:02Oh, you're a real doll.
05:04Sending the boys for me quit?
05:06That was a beautiful heist.
05:08You mean my guys crooked all this up?
05:10Now, wait a minute.
05:11You being here is a direct violation of Captain Binghamton's orders.
05:14Fancy that, Sonny.
05:15Well, see you around.
05:16Well, now, wait a minute.
05:17See, here, I'm an incident in the United States Navy.
05:19It's been nice seeing you.
05:21Night is away.
05:23Guess I'll wait outside, Skip.
05:26What a spread, baby.
05:28And all for me.
05:30Oh, Quint, I could hug you for this.
05:32Now, now, now, now, Kate, look, I had nothing to do with this.
05:35Oh, now, Quint, you can't blame an old sweetie for being sentimental.
05:38Oh, no, no, no, of course not.
05:41Now, give me back my wallet.
05:43Just wanted to see if you still had my picture in it.
05:46Plus, uh, a few of some old presidents, huh?
05:52Yeah.
05:52You know, you're a whole lot faster than when I first met you.
05:57Well, hello.
05:59Hello, missy.
06:00Uh, well, now, take off, take off, there.
06:03Hello, missy?
06:04Uh, well, uh, he's my Filipino house boy.
06:07Uh, name a Rodrigo.
06:08He, he, he don't sound like a Rodrigo.
06:13Uh, champagne?
06:14Heh, champagne?
06:16Now, how about that?
06:21Oh, no!
06:23Out, out!
06:24Comes with a blue plate special.
06:28Get out of here, you miserable gypsies!
06:31You're romantic, huh, Skip?
06:32Get out!
06:36Oh.
06:39Now, that was darn sweet.
06:41Oh, yeah, yeah, they're just full of bright ideas.
06:44Oh, your magic spell is everywhere.
06:50Oh, I knew you well and found you fair.
06:54What an assamil...
06:56You left me and I laughed at faith.
07:00Oh, yes, you're late.
07:04Ow!
07:04Any minute and I will get the Rockettes.
07:13Quint?
07:15Yeah?
07:16Quint, you know, you're a great guy.
07:19I mean, a really great guy.
07:21And, well, I was just, uh, wondering...
07:23If you could put the bite on me.
07:26No thanks.
07:27Quint, all I want is a measly 500 bucks.
07:30Five bucks?
07:31Hey, condition red!
07:33Condition red, fire in the paint locker!
07:34Fire in the what?
07:35In the paint locker.
07:35Is it the nips?
07:36No, it's worse than that.
07:37It's old Red Bottom!
07:38What'd you say?
07:39Oh, uh, sorry, sir.
07:42I was just telling the skip.
07:43We ought to paint the boat.
07:44It sure looked great with a red bottom.
07:45Yeah.
07:46I'll Red Bottom you in a minute.
07:48Get out of here.
07:49Yeah, well, no sense me hanging around.
07:52Well, McHale is operating again.
07:54Uh, uh, Captain, would you like a little bubbly, sir?
07:57Grab a seat, honey.
07:58I'm not gonna grab anything.
08:00And don't you call me honey.
08:01I really got you this time, McHale.
08:04Disobeying a direct order.
08:06And as for you, Miss O'Hara...
08:08Now, ease off there, Captain.
08:09There isn't nothing so terrible.
08:11After all, Kate and I are old friends,
08:12and we're just having a bit of a reunion dinner.
08:15Should all acquaintance be forgot,
08:21have been...
08:23Pat, now!
08:25Now, McHale, you know that I am not a harsh man.
08:29Oh, I know that, sir.
08:31Yes, sir.
08:31Well, this little reunion is only going to cost you a month's pay,
08:35and you, you're gonna be under armed guard.
08:37A month's pay?
08:39En garde!
08:39Seems to be an echo in here.
08:41Come on, you heard me.
08:42Out, out, out, out, out.
08:47All right, sir.
08:49Cheers, sir, Captain.
08:57Sir, what are you calling?
08:59Yeah, one hole in your head.
09:00You want to try for two?
09:01Oh, no, sir.
09:02One's quite enough.
09:02Oh, sir.
09:03This is from Admiral Rogers, sir.
09:05A conflict for your immediate attention.
09:06All right, all right.
09:07Read it to me.
09:08Read it.
09:08It's a new directive, sir, regarding rotation.
09:10Personnel with over 24 months of combat duty
09:12ought to be shipped home.
09:13All right.
09:14Get out of my way.
09:15Get out of my way.
09:1624 months.
09:1724 months, and we're shipped.
09:20How many months has McHale been here?
09:22Well, 25 months.
09:23But, sir, the...
09:24I know, but, sir, me.
09:26He's not cutting his travel orders.
09:27But, sir, the directive...
09:28Oh, Wally, Wally, Wally.
09:30This is your lucky day, boy.
09:32I'm finally free of McHale.
09:34I'm finally free of a life as beautiful.
09:36Life as gay.
09:37Talk to the rest of the hill.
09:38Well, this is wonderful.
09:40Sir, sir, please.
09:41You're not as free as you think you are.
09:42Why, why, why?
09:42The directive clearly specifies
09:44that only married men are eligible.
09:46Married men, married men.
09:47That's better than ever.
09:48Don't you see what...
09:50Married men?
09:52Married men.
09:53And McHale?
09:56Here's a bachelor.
09:57Yes, sir.
09:58Oh, that dirty slacker.
10:00But, sir, it...
10:01It was a very good thought.
10:03Oh, a foul luck carpenter
10:04just when I came so close.
10:07Oh, why couldn't McHale be stuck
10:08with a wife like the rest of us?
10:10What respectable woman
10:12would have him, sir?
10:13You're right.
10:13She'd have to be it.
10:15You were saying, sir?
10:16I should marry McHale?
10:21Why not?
10:22You're made for each other.
10:23It says you're old sweethearts.
10:24I heard you say that.
10:24You said that.
10:25Oh, sure, we had a few laughs together.
10:27But, uh, what's come over you
10:29since last night?
10:30Oh, well, I admit I acted badly.
10:33Like a solid gold louse.
10:36Come clean.
10:37What's in this for you?
10:38Miss O'Hara,
10:39why don't you concentrate
10:41on what is in this for you?
10:43For instance?
10:43For instance, like $370 a month.
10:49$370?
10:51Uh-huh, that's from your Uncle Sam.
10:53It's your monthly allotment check
10:55as McHale's wife.
10:57Yeah, but I'm a saloon keeper.
10:58Who needs a husband around?
11:00Well, who said anything
11:01about him being around?
11:02Don't you see?
11:03That's just it.
11:04You're going to be safe and sound
11:05in your own little saloon
11:06in Australia.
11:08He's going to be here.
11:09All you're marrying
11:10is a monthly allotment check
11:12for $370.
11:13You know, you're right.
11:15Quint and I were made
11:16for each other.
11:17And I was telling her
11:19all the time.
11:20Welcome home, baby.
11:22Hey, dear.
11:23Miss O'Hara, you're back.
11:24It's been nice seeing you again.
11:26Yeah, but you,
11:27but I'm going to be outside
11:28again, Skip.
11:31Sit down, honey.
11:33Relax.
11:33Relax.
11:35You must have had
11:36a hard day at the war.
11:39Huh?
11:39Don't you realize, honey?
11:42It was fate
11:43that dropped me
11:44on this base.
11:45It was engine trouble.
11:47Face it, Quint.
11:48You're my man.
11:50You mean you're a pigeon?
11:52All I want out of life
11:53is to be
11:53Mrs. Quint McHale.
11:55Oh, you should live so long.
11:58You're going to marry me,
11:59kid.
11:59I should know it.
12:01Keep us up.
12:02Reflexions.
12:03No, no, no, no.
12:03Shove off, shove off.
12:04It's all right.
12:05Me and Rodrigo,
12:06we're great pals.
12:08Oh?
12:10Oh, that's swell, swell.
12:14Oh, boy,
12:15if old Binghamton
12:16ever found out about him.
12:18Huh?
12:19Oh, yeah, yeah.
12:22Like I was saying, Quint,
12:24you're going to marry me
12:26or else.
12:28Rodrigo.
12:29We're going to put him
12:30in a prison camp.
12:31I'll hate myself
12:33as I do it,
12:34but I'll do it.
12:37Yeah, you wish.
12:40Oh, Quint,
12:41you've made me
12:41the happiest girl
12:42in the whole world.
12:48Well,
12:49how do I look, honey?
12:50Just lovely,
12:51Miss O'Hara.
12:52Oh, how about that?
12:54Me and a wedding dress
12:55made of old parachutes.
12:57The boys in the back room
12:58should see me now.
13:00We're all so excited.
13:01Commander McHale's
13:02a great catch.
13:03Well, it wasn't easy.
13:05Imagine.
13:06You'll be able
13:06to fly home together?
13:08Huh?
13:09Didn't you know?
13:10Once he's married,
13:11the commander's eligible
13:12for rotation.
13:14Uh, rotation?
13:15He'll be shipped
13:16back to the States
13:17and you can settle
13:18down together.
13:19You mean I'm going to have
13:19to live with a big baboon?
13:21What?
13:23Me?
13:24Keep house?
13:25Scrubbing floors?
13:25Walson with a vacuum cleaner.
13:27Is that part of it?
13:28Nothing,
13:29that four-eyed,
13:29four-striped rat.
13:30Get me out of this!
13:33Ah,
13:34da-dum,
13:35da-dum,
13:35da-dum,
13:36da-dum,
13:36da-dum,
13:37da-dum,
13:38da-dum,
13:38da-dum,
13:38da-dum,
13:39forget it,
13:39captain!
13:40The wedding's off!
13:43Unless, uh,
13:44you two were interested.
13:46Get your hands off me.
13:47What's the matter?
13:47What do you mean
13:48the wedding's off?
13:49Ah,
13:49ah,
13:49ah,
13:49ah?
13:50A little birdie
13:50told me about
13:51that rotation gimmick.
13:52No dice.
13:54Well,
13:54you can't back out now.
13:56So sue me
13:56for breach of promise.
13:58Oh,
13:58what about
13:59the allotment check?
14:00You pulled a fast one on me.
14:02You said McHale
14:02didn't come with it.
14:03I want a saloon,
14:04not a husband.
14:05Miss O'Hara,
14:06I'm the commanding officer
14:07of this base
14:07and as the commanding
14:08officer,
14:09I order you
14:10to marry McHale.
14:11Order me?
14:11I'm a civilian.
14:12Yes,
14:13you're a civilian.
14:14A civilian
14:14with quite a juicy
14:15record in the islands.
14:18Operating
14:19in the illegal
14:19establishment,
14:21passing bad checks,
14:22malicious mischief,
14:24rolling sailors.
14:25Listen,
14:26uh,
14:26nobody's perfect.
14:29You marry McHale
14:30or I'll have you
14:31turned over
14:31to the police
14:32in Australia
14:32along with this.
14:34So you take
14:34your pick,
14:35Miss O'Hara.
14:36McHale
14:37or jail.
14:38You'd pull a dirty
14:40trick like that
14:41just to ship him out?
14:42President Roosevelt
14:43has his war aims
14:45and I have mine.
14:46Honey.
14:48Don't call me
14:50honey.
14:50Sir,
15:03no business
15:04allowed.
15:05Not even
15:06the bridegroom?
15:07Sorry,
15:08sir.
15:09Congratulations.
15:10Oh,
15:10yeah,
15:11thanks.
15:13Friend
15:14to the groom.
15:22Come in.
15:26Quit,
15:26baby.
15:27Oh,
15:28boy,
15:28you're sure
15:29playing it up
15:29to the hilt.
15:30Yeah,
15:30I sure am.
15:31Listen,
15:31I want to talk to you.
15:32Wait a minute,
15:32wait a minute,
15:32hold it, Kate.
15:33Look,
15:33there's $500
15:34in here
15:35and it's all yours
15:36if you turn me loose.
15:38Huh?
15:38I'd grab it
15:39in a second,
15:40honey,
15:40but Binghamton's
15:41got us boxed in.
15:43Binghamton?
15:44Yeah,
15:44the Navy's got
15:45some new rule.
15:46If you get hitched,
15:47they can ship you home.
15:49Ship me home?
15:51Wait a minute.
15:54You mean to tell me
15:55he's the one
15:55behind this whole
15:56wedding bit?
15:57Father of the bride.
15:59I don't get
15:59sore,
16:00baby.
16:00I thought all I was
16:01marrying was an
16:02allotment check.
16:03I'll knock it off,
16:04will you,
16:04before you turn my head
16:06with your compliments.
16:07Oh,
16:07Quinn,
16:07I know we're great
16:08buddies,
16:08but can you picture
16:09us slurping punch
16:10with a PTA?
16:12Hey,
16:12they can't do this
16:13to you,
16:13Skip.
16:13You've got to
16:14call the whole
16:14thing off.
16:15You can't.
16:16He's got a hold
16:17of my record.
16:17He'll throw me
16:18in jail.
16:19I've got to
16:20dope a way out.
16:21And fast.
16:22They've moved
16:23the wedding up
16:23till 6 o'clock
16:24tonight.
16:25What?
16:25Skip,
16:26you've got to
16:26do something.
16:27Do something,
16:28yeah.
16:28Do something,
16:29do something,
16:29do something.
16:31Wait a minute.
16:32I've got it.
16:32I've got it.
16:33I've got it.
16:34There can't be
16:35a wedding without
16:35the bride.
16:37We sneak Kate
16:38aboard the 73
16:39and then we find
16:41a reason to put
16:42out to sea
16:42like a submarine
16:43alert.
16:44And then we just
16:45drop her off
16:45in New Caledonia.
16:47New Caledonia?
16:47That's French
16:48territory.
16:49Binghamton can't
16:50touch her there.
16:50That's a wild
16:51idea.
16:53But how do you
16:55get me past
16:55those Cossacks
16:56outside?
16:58Cossacks.
16:59Cossacks.
16:59Wait a minute.
17:01They saw Tinker
17:02come in with me
17:02and they'll see
17:03Tinker leave.
17:04Hey, look at me.
17:08I joined the Navy.
17:10Yeah, just enough
17:11to spare it, too.
17:12Come on, let's go.
17:14Hey, Skip,
17:14what happens to me?
17:16Well, now, now,
17:17look, Binghamton
17:19may come snooping
17:19so you stole him,
17:21huh?
17:21But, Skip,
17:22I can't stole him.
17:22Now, now,
17:23it's like the fella
17:23said.
17:25Tis a far, far
17:26better thing you do
17:27than you've ever
17:29done before.
17:31Bye-bye.
17:31Is that what
17:33the fella said?
17:39Oh, no.
17:42Here comes
17:43Mary and Sam.
17:45Now, doctor here.
17:52Hi, Captain.
17:54So loud
17:55when you see
17:55an officer.
17:56Get that grease
18:00off your face
18:01you're a disgrace
18:01to the Navy.
18:02Yeah, get down
18:03the ball, Bill.
18:05Helping fellow.
18:06Well, tonight's the
18:07night, huh, Miguel?
18:091800 hours,
18:09the chaplain
18:10turns you
18:11into an honest man.
18:12Yes, Kate just told me.
18:14Kate?
18:14Oh, isn't that bad luck
18:15to see the bride
18:16before the ceremony?
18:17Oh, well, now,
18:18that remains
18:18to be seen, sir.
18:20Well, we'll see
18:21you at the altar, sir.
18:22Bye-bye.
18:23Bye, sir.
18:24Come on, Tinker,
18:25let's go.
18:25All right, all right,
18:43let's throw the gap.
18:44Chuck, wind him up.
18:44Let go for that.
18:47Hey, Tink,
18:47you having something?
18:49Just me.
18:50Hi, boy.
18:51Hey, it's Elani.
18:52Hey, where's Tink?
18:53Hey, what's going on?
18:54Come on, Chuck.
18:55Will you wind her up?
18:56Move.
18:57We'll open a new Caledonia
18:58before the wedding.
18:59Please, Skip,
19:00she won't start.
19:01Oh, come on,
19:02let me try.
19:05Hey, look, Skip.
19:06Here comes the bride.
19:07Hey, wait for me!
19:09This is lovely.
19:11Hi-ya, honey.
19:12I need you to say.
19:12Knock it off.
19:13Knock it off.
19:14Binghamton's on his way
19:15down here, Skip.
19:16Oh, no.
19:16I had him talk to the MP,
19:17so I took it on the lam.
19:18Out the window.
19:19Oh, look, Tinker.
19:20Our engines are stalled.
19:21Get down there
19:22and fix them fast,
19:23will you?
19:23Go ahead.
19:23And don't dirty that dress.
19:25All right.
19:25The rest of you guys
19:26get ready to move out
19:27in a hurry.
19:27All right,
19:28you're in it.
19:28Skip, let's move.
19:29Come on,
19:29say on this.
19:30Oh, uh,
19:30sorry, sir.
19:31Uh, ma'am.
19:32Hey, Skip,
19:33it's too late.
19:33Look.
19:35Get,
19:36get down below.
19:36Below.
19:39Come on,
19:40the rest of you guys
19:40act normal.
19:41Look sloppy.
19:42Look sloppy.
19:42Uh, hi, Captain.
19:45Hi, sir.
19:46McHale,
19:47where do you think
19:47you're going?
19:48Uh, going?
19:48Uh, uh,
19:49we're just gonna
19:50go back to, uh,
19:51my own island, sir.
19:51Yes, sir.
19:52I'll pick up
19:52my dress white, sir.
19:53Well, after all,
19:54it isn't every day
19:55that a man gets married.
19:56Yes, sir.
19:57That's right.
19:58So I hope you're wearing
19:59something borrowed
20:00and something blue.
20:01Because you're not
20:02going anywhere.
20:03We'll send a gig
20:04for your dress whites.
20:05Nothing is gonna
20:05interfere with this wedding.
20:08Uh-oh,
20:09looks like we got
20:09some uninvited guests.
20:12Hey,
20:13there's your man,
20:14abandoned ship.
20:15I mean,
20:16battle station.
20:16Man,
20:16we're sitting ducks here.
20:18Go down there
20:19and help the help
20:20taker.
20:20Come on,
20:20with those engines.
20:21Right, let's go.
20:22No, no,
20:23come on,
20:23get on that gun.
20:28He's abandoned
20:28at 11 o'clock.
20:30Get him.
20:30Right,
20:3111 o'clock.
20:33I'm gonna be
20:33more out of here.
20:35What's reporting
20:36that thing,
20:36you nitwit?
20:37Oh, I'm sorry,
20:38sir,
20:38but you're standing
20:38right at 11 o'clock.
20:40I'm making a quarter
20:41of 11.
20:41better make it
20:4210.30.
20:45Shoot,
20:45right.
20:51I can't help.
20:52Oh, Bill,
20:53don't you ever wash.
20:55Take the gun
20:55from this nitwit
20:56before he kills us all.
20:57Let me help you,
20:58ma'am.
20:58Uh, sir.
21:02Help, help, help, help.
21:04Sanked everybody
21:04on here anyway.
21:06Shoot,
21:06shoot up.
21:07Shoot.
21:07Shoot.
21:11Hey,
21:12don't, boys,
21:13here's a big one.
21:18They're trying to
21:19kill us.
21:20Get back
21:21out of those
21:21guns.
21:22Yeah,
21:23you.
21:25Bill,
21:25I told you
21:25to get a haircut.
21:26I see fire going
21:27away now.
21:28Bill,
21:28get below,
21:29get below.
21:29Just a minute there.
21:31Simon O'Hara,
21:33what are you
21:33trying to pull here,
21:34McHale?
21:34You're trying to
21:38shang high
21:39this woman.
21:40Well,
21:40now,
21:40you hear this
21:41and you hear
21:41this good.
21:42Nothing,
21:42but nothing
21:43is going to
21:43stop this
21:44wedding.
21:45Sir!
21:46Sir!
21:47How are you,
21:48this design board?
21:49What?
21:50All right,
21:50down to the chapel board.
21:52Hi!
21:52Oh,
21:53look here,
21:53Captain.
21:54You can't do this!
21:55But, sir,
21:55an urgent message
21:56from Admiral Rogers.
21:57Oh,
21:57what does he want?
21:57Read it,
21:58read it.
21:58Yes, sir.
21:59Dispatch McHale
22:00and PT-73
22:00to com fleet
22:01immediately
22:02to help in searching
22:03for a carrier
22:03whose planes
22:04are bombing your base.
22:06Dispatch McHale.
22:07I'll do it.
22:08Well,
22:08but it's an order,
22:09sir,
22:09and the Admiral
22:09said immediately.
22:11But the chaplain
22:11won't be here
22:12for an hour.
22:12I'm not going to dismiss
22:13you or you're married.
22:14Oh,
22:15well,
22:15shall I radio that
22:16to the Admiral,
22:16sir?
22:17I'll turn the set on.
22:18Yeah,
22:18yeah.
22:18Yes,
22:18now we are.
22:19It's in.
22:20Oh,
22:20darn,
22:20darn,
22:21darn,
22:21darn!
22:22Chaplain,
22:23a chaplain,
22:23my kingdom
22:24for a chaplain.
22:25Sir,
22:25I just remember,
22:27the captain of a ship
22:28can perform
22:29the marriage ceremony.
22:30Uh-huh.
22:32Al Rye,
22:32you've just won yourself
22:34the Medal of Honor,
22:35boy.
22:35Oh,
22:35sir.
22:35Pitch a Bible,
22:36Pitch a Bible.
22:37There's one down below.
22:40Oh.
22:42Move!
22:46Sir,
22:46here it is.
22:48Bless you,
22:49boy,
22:49bless you.
22:51I've heard of
22:52shotgun weddings,
22:52but this is ridiculous.
22:54Hey,
22:54Skip,
22:55the engines are fixed.
22:56Never mind,
22:57Miss Bell,
22:58nobody's gone anywhere.
22:59You just stick around,
22:59maybe you'll catch the bouquet.
23:02All right,
23:03join hands.
23:05Not you two,
23:06the top two.
23:12Dearly beloved,
23:13we are gathered here today
23:14to join this man.
23:14Boy,
23:14the skipper will go home,
23:15I'll take command,
23:16and we'll all be killed.
23:24Make care,
23:25I'll come back here.
23:27Bye-bye!
23:27Bye-bye!
23:28Bye!
23:28Bye!
23:29Bye-bye to me.
23:30Bye-bye to me.
23:32Why will you always be?
23:40Bye, Kalani.
23:41Bye-bye to me.
23:42So long, KK.
23:47So long,
23:48Quint.
23:48See you around,
23:49and thanks again.
23:50Yeah,
23:50well,
23:50don't call me,
23:51honey,
23:51I'll call you,
23:52huh?
23:53Bye.
23:54So long.
23:54Bye-bye.
23:55Bye-bye.
23:55Bye-bye.
23:55Bye-bye.
23:55Bye-bye.
23:57Bye-bye.
23:58Bye-bye.
23:58Bye-bye.
23:59Bye-bye.
23:59Bye-bye.
24:01You know,
24:01Skip,
24:01she ain't such a bad dame.
24:03Ah,
24:04okay,
24:04it's a barrel of fun,
24:05yeah.
24:05Turns out,
24:06you saved yourself
24:07500 bucks.
24:08How about that?
24:08Hey,
24:09now I can pay you guys
24:10bad.
24:11Good.
24:12What?
24:13Oh,
24:14no.
24:15Watch it,
24:15Skip,
24:15the guys are present.
24:16She did it to me again.
24:18Want us to go after her,
24:18Skip?
24:20Oh,
24:21nah,
24:21are you kidding?
24:22Let her have the 500.
24:23I've never had it so good.
24:25Come on,
24:26boys,
24:26let's go.
24:27This bachelor
24:28is do it complete.
24:31Hey,
24:31take,
24:32take,
24:32give me your edges,
24:33baby.
24:34Let go for it.
24:34Let go for it.
24:35Ha,
24:36ha,
24:36ha,
24:36ha,
24:36ha.
24:37Ha,
24:38ha, ha, ha.
24:39Ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:39Ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:41Ha, ha, ha.
24:41Ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:42Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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