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Cuando Larry y Balki sufren un robo, Larry decide instalar un sistema de seguridad de alta tecnología. No lee el manual y se niega a decirle a Balki cuál es el código. Pero cuando activan el sistema, Larry olvida el código. Así que saca el panel, pero el sistema sigue activo y está a punto de hacer algo a los intrusos, que no pueden salir del apartamento.

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00:00Distant Cousins
00:30Distant Cousins
01:00Distant Cousins
01:30Distant Cousins
01:59Distant Cousins
02:04I see it and I like it
02:07But what is it?
02:09It's one of those chairs that plays music, right?
02:16Do they have music? Do they have music?
02:18You should know that it's the latest in stereo chairs
02:22A Sony chair man
02:31Yes, okay, listen to this
02:37You're going to love it
02:40You have to sit down to hear it
02:49Kenny Rogers live, fantastic
02:53You should know this
02:55You should know this
02:57When to hide them
02:59When to march for him
03:02When to run
03:04Never count your money
03:07While you sit at the table
03:10You'll have time to tell us about it.
03:13Upon completion of the company
03:16I insist
03:18You need to know this
03:20When to hide it
03:22This armchair is for one person.
03:26Unless that person wants to share it
03:29You know, Larry?
03:33I wouldn't be at ease.
03:35With something so expensive in my apartment
03:36There have been three robberies in the neighborhood this month.
03:39Perhaps you should install an alarm system.
03:44Set alarms?
03:46You're exaggerating.
03:47We have that at Mipos
03:48Well, why do you want alarms?
03:51You told me there were no thieves in Mipos
03:53There aren't any.
03:53But you never know when one from the island of Klepto might sneak in.
03:57Beautiful island, but watch out for the kleptomaniacs!
04:02Maniacs
04:06You have many valuable items that you should protect.
04:12You would need to install an alarm.
04:14I don't have to spend any money
04:16When installing alarms to protect my home
04:18You don't have to spend a lot, Merian
04:20And I have a simple and cheap alarm.
04:22If someone enters, the alarm goes off and the police arrive.
04:25She spends all day reminding me to turn it on.
04:27Have you activated it?
04:30No, you haven't reminded me.
04:31We'd better leave.
04:34Do I have to remind you of everything all the time?
04:37You didn't remind me to unplug the iron.
04:40Have you unplugged it?
04:41No, you haven't reminded me.
04:42Have you heard that?
04:56An alarm system, women
04:58They are such fragile creatures
05:01Men don't need more protection
05:04That an oak door and a good lock
05:06Come on, Valky, we have to pick up the girls
05:29We have a table reserved at Antonio's Mexican kitchen
05:38Well, cousin, you know you always go overboard with Antonio's spicy prawns.
05:45Don't you think you should protect your stomach before going out?
05:54Good idea, Valky
05:55Do you want to bring me the fruit salt?
05:57Why don't you go yourself?
06:02OK
06:03Take it away!
06:21Take it down!
06:25Jack!
06:27Well, huh?
06:42I suppose you can explain it to me.
06:44Of course!
06:46Don't be ridiculous
06:47Ice prevents swelling
06:51No, I mean
06:57Let me know.
07:00This
07:01Oh, well
07:03I took the liberty of installing anti-crime, mypoid devices
07:08They're bombproof
07:10I know this because at my place they test them with real bombs.
07:14Well, now I can sleep soundly knowing my antacid is safe.
07:24Now, can we go home, Antonio?
07:30Not yet, cousin
07:30I have one more thing to teach you
07:32Please
07:33Imagine it's very late
07:46We slept peacefully
07:49The moonlight shines through the window
07:51When the window opens and he comes in...
07:55Val that...
07:56Val that...
07:57It's the beginning of Peter Pan
07:59But, cousin
08:02This is where the story takes an unexpected turn.
08:06He's a thief
08:08Enter our apartment
08:12He looks around and says
08:14Hey
08:16This apartment is cool
08:19Wow
08:21What do we have here?
08:24But before we leave a single trace on our valuables
08:28Step onto this innocent-looking rug and...
08:33We've got her!
08:34Upside down, hanging in the Kleptos House
08:46Well, I'm sorry about the golf bag coming into the apartment.
09:04Oh, mother!
09:26Has anyone entered?
09:29Oh, mother!
09:31Strangers have entered
09:32And the house was a mess.
09:34I'm so pregnant
09:38No, Valky
09:40I mean, we've been robbed
09:43Or not?
09:46No, my stereo seal
09:48My stereo sticker is missing.
09:51The police
09:53We need to call the police
09:54No, cousin
09:55Now we are sure of something
10:06The thief did not enter through the window.
10:09It's still a long way from being finished.
10:29A high-tech security system is not installed in 15 minutes
10:33Rome could be built in a day
10:35But it took them a month to get the security done.
10:37Ha ha ha!
10:39Wow, when I asked the bank to set up a direct debit for me, I never imagined I'd end up in a safe.
10:56That's part of the new security system
11:03Vimo, you're changing your mind!
11:05That's it!
11:05Wow!
11:10Valky is Joe McNulty
11:11Joe is Valky Bartókomus
11:13Joe works in security systems
11:20I secure at home
11:21If a thief breaks through your door
11:23I'll make sure at home.
11:24Ha ha ha!
11:26And with home insurance
11:28He'll catch him red-handed
11:30Well, now the doomsday system will protect them.
11:40Unique in the world
11:41Designed by the one standing before you
11:43I've adjusted the security windows
11:46And I've programmed the global timing mechanism
11:49To avoid overloading the microprocessor
11:51I think we've left the robust Double door far behind.
11:57I just left
12:02And I've spent a lot of money on another stereo chair
12:05So I want to make sure nobody steals it from me.
12:07Yes, but...
12:08We are not dealing with mere kleptomaniacs
12:10These are high-tech thieves.
12:13Remote control, cell phone helmet, even suction cups
12:16And what about us?
12:17A bag hanging from a rope
12:19I need security, I need peace of mind.
12:24I need Judgment Day
12:26Yes, but I...
12:27Okay, I'm leaving.
12:28They just have to enter a secret code
12:33To turn it on and off
12:35Judgment Day is truly unique
12:38If you have any questions
12:39Consult these simple instructions
12:41I'll read it later
12:54So, what would be a good secret code?
12:59Okay, okay
13:00Secret code
13:02Okay, I've got it.
13:04I'll say...
13:04The pesky bull plays hopscotch by moonlight
13:09And you will answer
13:14I didn't mean that
13:15No, that's too simple
13:16You'll say
13:19In the darkness of the night, the humpback whale
13:23The secret code is a four-digit number
13:30Well, it's not that fun.
13:32But it was easy for Jennifer and Merian to remember.
13:35It's a shame you don't quite understand it.
13:40TRUE?
13:43No
13:44No one can know the secret code
13:50Not Jennifer
13:51Neither Merian
13:52Neither Lydia
13:53Not even you
13:56Why do I believe that?
14:00Because you'll tell the code to anyone.
14:02You are honest, good, and trustworthy.
14:04I will change
14:05It's probably better if I bear this responsibility alone.
14:11Well
14:13What would be a good secret code?
14:19That's it
14:19Ah
14:20Nobody will guess it in a million years.
14:26The year you were born
14:27He's lucky.
14:27It's obvious we need something a little more
14:34Complicated
14:35Ah
14:36Good
14:40I will take half of four digits from my driver's license number
14:44Divided by my pants size
14:48I subtract my shoe size.
14:53Five thousand two hundred and ninety-one
14:57Okay, I have it.
15:11Ah
15:12Already
15:16Now only I know the secret code
15:19The code is mine.
15:20This is my code
15:22Good
15:22It's your code
15:24It's your alarm
15:25It's your country
15:26Who am I?
15:27Just a simple boy who always dreamed of knowing a secret code
15:30And now that dream has been shattered.
15:33Good night
15:34Good evening, cousin
15:34Is this the year your mother was born?
15:39No
15:40No
16:10Bonky! Bonky!
16:40Bonky!
16:42Wake up!
16:44Is something wrong? Something is terribly wrong!
16:54That?
16:59What are you doing?
17:09Laser beams!
17:17You must have let someone into your house.
17:19This was me.
17:22Why did you do it? Do you live here?
17:26I haven't gotten involved!
17:28Here! Here!
17:30Listen! We have to fill up the keypad without crossing the beams or the alarm will go off!
17:36No!
17:40Don't get up!
17:42Don't get up!
17:44Don't get up!
17:46Don't get up!
17:48Don't get up!
17:50Don't get up!
17:52Don't get up!
17:54Don't get up!
17:55Don't get up!
17:56Don't get up!
17:57Oh!
17:58Oh!
17:59Oh, damn it!
18:00Don't get up!
18:01Well!
18:08Well, that's who I am!
18:09Alive!
18:11Now that we're so happy, let's dance!
18:13Happiness!
18:14Joy! Joy!
18:24Okay, fine, no need to panic.
18:26Now all I have to do to deactivate the system is enter the security code.
18:30The... the security code is the year I was born...
18:33No, the year you were born, the year my mother was born.
18:36What is the so-called security code?
18:39Okay, now, listen to me.
18:41There has to be another way to deactivate the... the... the system.
18:45I have it!
18:50Already.
18:55System deactivated.
19:00Attention, intruders.
19:02Your presence has been detected by the doomsday system.
19:12Cousin...
19:14It's a good time to read the instruction manual.
19:22Sorry.
19:23What could happen?
19:26Intruders, you have violated the home of a law-abiding citizen for the last time.
19:31There are exactly 60 seconds left before the toxic gas emission begins.
19:40Toxic gas!
19:42Okay, Paqui, the only way to open the door is with the code.
19:55Oh, mother!
19:56What is the code?
19:57Cousin...
19:58That's it!
19:59I remember the code now!
20:02It's the combination of the gym.
20:05Cousin, I haven't read the instruction manual, but I don't think the keyboard will work once you've ripped it off the wall.
20:11Intruders, there are 40 seconds left before the toxic gas emission begins.
20:16We're not going to die!
20:18Save me!
20:20I'm going to die!
20:21Thank you.
20:22You are welcome.
20:23Cousin, we can go out the window.
20:24Ah!
20:33Wait.
20:34Back down.
20:35Noda!
20:37No!
20:44I forgot, they're reinforced safety glass.
20:47What did we think would come to blows?
20:48Terminator?
20:50There must be something quite large to break it.
20:53No!
20:56No!
20:58Intruders, there are 10 seconds left until the broadcast begins.
21:01Yeah!
21:039, 4, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0.
21:17Attention, owners.
21:19The intruders have fled.
21:21They stole a system reset.
21:23Thank you.
21:24And have a good day.
21:35There is no toxic gas!
21:38It goes here!
21:40Breathe!
21:41I think I've made quite a mess of things, haven't I?
22:01I was able to install a regular alarm system, but I didn't have to install laser beams and security glass.
22:11I went too far.
22:15I jumped into the void.
22:18I was too clever.
22:19Yes, cousin, you've done it your way again.
22:30I'm so sorry about the chair.
22:32Don't worry about the chair.
22:33I performed a true miracle by putting it back together.
22:36I surprised myself.
22:40No!
22:40Thank you!
23:10Thank you!
23:40Thank you!
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