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Cuando Balki invita a Marvin Berman a visitarlos, Larry entra en pánico porque la última vez que vieron a Marvin, ¡intentó volarlos a todos por los aires con un chaleco de dinamita! Pronto descubren que Marvin va a entrar en el programa de protección de testigos porque dos de los hombres contra los que testificó no fueron a la cárcel. Ahora Larry y Balki temen por sus vidas por haberse relacionado con Marvin.

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00:00Distant Cousins
00:30Distant Cousins
01:00Distant Cousins
01:30Distant Cousins
01:32Distant Cousins
01:36Distant Cousins
01:38Distant Cousins
01:40That way I'm not afraid of the dust.
01:42Oh, cousin!
01:47I see you've eaten a cake
01:49Your favorite cake
01:54Chocolate
01:55One of chocolate!
01:56But now I can't eat it
01:58And I'll tell you why.
01:59I'm going to give you some news
02:00It's going to leave you feeling amazing.
02:03Which is it?
02:09Cousin, Marvin is coming this way
02:11To invite us to dinner
02:12Marvin? Marvin who?
02:14Marvin Berman!
02:15Don't you remember him?
02:17Marvin Berman?
02:19Marvin Berman?
02:22Marvin Berman!
02:23Marvin Berman!
02:24It's okay that you want it.
02:27We're leaving
02:28You're not going
02:30Nowhere
02:31And how will he prevent it?
02:33With this
02:34Oh, mother!
02:37He's got dynamite in his chest!
02:42Marvin!
02:44Why does it get like that?
02:45For a silly article?
02:47Because he who gets the fame
02:48He's my idiot boss
02:50When the real brain
02:51Money laundering
02:52It's me
02:54You?
02:55Yeah
02:56I set up the straw man companies
02:59I opened the checking accounts
03:01I chose the office furniture
03:02Guys
03:05I can't stop the clock
03:08I can't stand the pressure
03:10Me, me, me, me
03:12I deprive myself
03:13Marvin!
03:15Marvin!
03:16Marvin!
03:16Wake up!
03:18Cousin, we have to do something
03:19Only 20 seconds left
03:2020 seconds!
03:2218
03:2217
03:2416
03:25Marvin!
03:2615
03:26We're going to die!
03:27We're going to die!
03:28We're going to die!
03:30We're going to die!
03:31How could you have done that?!
03:34How could you invite a known homicidal maniac to this house?!
03:41I can't see if you do this!
03:48Thank you!
03:51First of all, Marvin is not a known mechanical killer.
03:56He is a well-known tax advisor
04:01Valky
04:03He tried to blow us both up
04:05Oh!
04:07Is that what worries you?
04:09Marvin has given up the dynamite habit
04:11His psychiatrist says he's cured
04:14All he wants is to come and invite us to dinner to thank us.
04:17Thanks for what?
04:19To prevent it from flying into pieces
04:22Valky, I need time to think about it
04:26Of course, it doesn't make you look ridiculous.
04:29Take all the time you need
04:33It's over, it's Marvin.
04:34Marvin!
04:41Hello, Valky!
04:43Yes, yes
04:43Hi, Larry
04:45Hello, Marvin
04:46Glad to see you guys
04:49Well, and we will owe you
04:51Listen
04:52I have something to show you.
04:54I'm wearing a vest made of...
04:56Tinita in place!
04:58Oh!
04:59Oh!
05:02You fell for it!
05:03Oh!
05:04Wow!
05:05You're such a joker!
05:06Dr. Short at the hospital told me that if I laugh at my problems, I'll get through them better.
05:11But you make it a bit difficult for the rest of us, Marvin.
05:14Yes, sorry, Marvy
05:17If it weren't for you two, I'd still be trying to solve my problems by making people fly.
05:22Oh, Marvin!
05:23Fool!
05:24Fool!
05:25I'm sure that after the bomb exploded you would realize that it wasn't a solution
05:29Maybe
05:32You changed my life
05:36You made me turn myself in, seek psychiatric help, and testify against my boss
05:40It got the credit for money laundering when it was my idea
05:45Marvin
05:45What have I overcome?
05:48I owe you a lot and the least I can do for you is invite you to dinner
05:52Oh, cousin!
05:54Did you see how kind he is!
05:55Charming
05:56One moment
05:56What is this?
05:59Dynamite on the ground!
06:00Dynamite on the ground!
06:02What are you doing?
06:04It's chocolate!
06:08See?
06:09Chocolate dynamite!
06:11The pastry shop also had a chocolate pomegranate.
06:14But I found this funnier.
06:16You know, the doctor is right.
06:19Humor makes life more explosive
06:22Explosive!
06:26The most explosive life!
06:30Oh!
06:32Just a moment, just a moment
06:49I still, I still, I still don't know the ending.
06:52The guy spins the kangaroo around.
06:55And he tells her
06:56Don't look at me!
06:57You have the bag!
07:02I love marsupial humor!
07:05I'm so glad I don't see you flying!
07:08Well, me too.
07:09Hey!
07:11To celebrate that we're still alive
07:13I'm going to make chocolate
07:14This, you know, Marvin?
07:18The truth is that at first I was a little nervous.
07:22But you're a great guy.
07:23I had so much fun tonight
07:27I believe you
07:27Many people say she shouldn't appear in public
07:31They think they're going to kill me
07:32Marvin, would you like a sugar cube?
07:39Two, please
07:40Marvin
07:41What did you mean by saying they're going to kill you?
07:45Don't worry about me
07:46Tomorrow I'm entering the government's witness protection program.
07:49Congratulations, Marvin
07:51Cousin, do you want some sugar cubes?
07:53One
07:53Thank you
07:54Marvin
07:55Who do they have to protect you from?
07:57I thought everyone you testified against was in prison
08:00Except for two
08:02They had no evidence against them
08:04Marquín
08:05What do you prefer?
08:08Large or small sugar cubes?
08:10Oh, I like the big ones.
08:11They last longer
08:12And every now and then you find one that looks like Bud Spencer
08:15Marvin
08:19Those two individuals who are not in prison
08:23Aren't they a little annoyed with you?
08:26Oh, yes
08:26But what?
08:30They're just two thugs
08:31Marquín
08:32A suggestion
08:33It's not fly
08:34I love it!
08:39Thugs?
08:40Yeah
08:40You already know
08:41Gangsters
08:42Gunmen for hire
08:43Who wants it for nothing?
08:46I
08:46Marvin
08:48You must not appear in public
08:50Larry
08:51There's nothing to worry about.
08:52I have contacts
08:54Contacts?
08:56Do you mean people who can protect you from the mafia?
08:59No, I mean contact lenses
09:00To change eye color
09:03No one will recognize me
09:04It completely changes my appearance
09:08Okay, Mommy
09:09Know?
09:10I'm so glad to have seen you
09:12Good luck!
09:14Is this colon over?
09:16I'll send it to you by mail.
09:17I can't believe what I hear in my eyes
09:20Was it because of the nutmeg?
09:24Can I skip the nutmeg?
09:27Pimo!
09:27No, Park
09:28You don't understand.
09:29The mafia is after him
09:31And they want to kill him.
09:32And if we are with him
09:33They might kill us too
09:35Does this mean you want me to leave?
09:37Because if what you want is for me to leave
09:38Say it
09:39I want you to leave
09:40What did you say?
09:44He said we don't want you to leave.
09:47Cousin, cousin
09:48Your imagination is playing cat and mouse with you.
09:51We haven't seen anyone who looks like they might harm Maraville.
09:53We wouldn't see them.
09:55What are they going to do?
09:56They are professionals
09:57Exact!
09:58They may have been following us all night.
10:01We don't even know if they're watching us now
10:05Oh, mother!
10:06The curtains are open.
10:09Cousin, cousin
10:10You're making a mountain out of a molehill.
10:14Get off
10:14We're already here
10:15Now you'll say that that huge, muscular guy
10:19The person on the opposite sidewalk is a murderer
10:22My God
10:24Does he look like Max the exterminator?
10:28It's Arnold Schwarzenegger
10:29Aranol!
10:32You're a fantastic actor!
10:34No, no, no, no
10:35Max is a mafia gunman, the best
10:40The truth is, I'm flattered.
10:42Let's see
10:43You deserve it
10:45We need to call the police
10:49Hey! Hey!
10:55Not working
10:56They cut it off.
10:57Well, they've gotten themselves into a mess.
11:02They will have to answer to the telephone company.
11:06We have to get out of here
11:10Cousin, why did we come back in?
11:23Because there's a man blocking the stairs.
11:25It must be another killer
11:26It has a cross-body case.
11:28Having bad taste in clothes doesn't mean someone is a bad person
11:32A gun
11:35He carries a pistol in his cross-body holster.
11:37We are trapped
11:39We are going to die
11:41There's a gunman in the street
11:56And another one on the stairs
11:57I don't want to die
11:58I don't want to die
11:59I don't want to die
12:00Marvin, Marvin, Marvin
12:01Stop it now
12:03I feel terrible
12:05I'd better lie down
12:06Do you know that I deprive myself?
12:09Don't worry
12:10Don't worry
12:11We just need to find a way to send a message out of here
12:16Cousin, outdoors we could make a bonfire and send smoke signals
12:20But we don't give them that much...
12:22Signs!
12:22Yeah!
12:23I'll go get the ironwork!
12:24What time should I start breaking furniture?
12:26No no!
12:27Okay, okay
12:27Barky!
12:29Come!
12:30No smoke signals
12:37We'll bang on the ceiling and send a message in Morse code.
12:42Jennifer and Merian will go and call the police
12:47Come!
12:49Oh!
12:52Jennifer and Merian, do you know Morse code?
12:54They are flight attendants
12:55They know all the Morse codes, prefixes, and whistles.
12:58I'll send an S.O.S.S.E. It's dot dash dot
13:03No, cousin, dot, dot, dot
13:05No, period, dash, dot
13:06Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dash dot
13:08Dot, dot, dash dot, dot, dot, dot, dot
13:09Cousin, cousin, at my post I got off the railway company
13:13It's a period, a period, a period.
13:15Okay
13:17Wait!
13:47I'm sorry
13:50I think I've gone too far
13:53Wow!
13:59How fast!
14:02I must be very good
14:03Careful
14:07Perhaps it's a trap.
14:09Who is it?
14:17Larry, stop clowning around.
14:19Jennifer, Merrián, come in quickly!
14:27Come back
14:28Upstairs, we're sending you a message
14:30So that you can notify the police
14:31Well, it's very late now.
14:33It's not, cousin
14:34The police are open all night.
14:35What's going on with the police?
14:39Jennifer, I don't want to alarm you.
14:41But we are surrounded by murderers
14:43It's a joke
14:45No, I'm serious.
14:47Who are you?
14:49I am Marvin Berman
14:50The man they want to kill
14:52How are you?
14:56I am Merrián
14:57Nice to meet you
14:59Why do they want to kill him?
15:03Well, I think I can clear that up.
15:05You'll see
15:05Marvin
15:06Marvin has testified against the mafia.
15:09And they didn't like it one bit.
15:11So
15:12There's Arnold Schwarzenegger
15:15And a poorly dressed thug
15:17To kill him
15:19But don't worry
15:20Because if we hold out until tomorrow
15:22Marvin will enter the program
15:24Testicular projection
15:26Marvin Berman
15:30You're the one who tried to blow up Larry and Valky
15:32Yes, I am.
15:34Yeah
15:34Yeah
15:34Yeah
15:35Why don't you call the police?
15:39The phone line is down.
15:40Are we trapped?
15:43We are not
15:43One can go up the fire escape
15:46And go to the other building
15:47And get help
15:48It might work
15:49And if Max shoots the body as it falls
15:52It would attract attention
15:53Well, someone will have to do it.
15:58It will be done
16:00Be careful, Larry.
16:03Jennifer
16:04If I don't come back
16:06Promise me you'll never get married
16:09John
16:11Larry
16:12There's never too much time.
16:15I'll have to think about it.
16:18Enough for me
16:21Well
16:24The time has come
16:26Here comes a brave little guy
16:32A man who is willing to risk his life for his friends
16:37A man willing to face the enemy
16:43A man who comes back in through the window
16:48There's another man on the roof
16:53We have no way out
16:54They wouldn't treat me like this if I were wearing a dynamite vest
16:57Is anyone home?
17:00Telephone company
17:01Thank goodness
17:02It's from the telephone company.
17:03No, no, no
17:04What are you doing?
17:07Marian
17:07It's the oldest trick in the book.
17:09They cut the phone line
17:11And then they send in a killer.
17:12He claims to be from the company
17:13What are we going to do?
17:14Listen
17:16We'll take him by surprise.
17:18When I enter
17:19We'll throw a blanket over him.
17:20And we will tie him up
17:21Barky
17:21Bring the tape
17:22Good idea, cousin
17:23We will hear music
17:24It's not a kind of tape
17:28The adhesive tape
17:30Jennifer and Marian
17:32Open the door when I give you the signal
17:34Marvin
17:35You with me
17:36Is anyone home?
17:39Telephone company
17:40Ready
17:48Now
17:49Can I come in?
17:54I've come to solve a problem
17:55Come on!
17:59Come on!
18:00Come on!
18:00We've got it!
18:01We've got it!
18:03We've got it!
18:03Tie a bow on it!
18:05Tie a bow on it!
18:06Yeah!
18:07False and quick to the closet!
18:09Yeah!
18:09Not you!
18:19Hey!
18:20Hey!
18:32It just needs to be repeated.
18:34Every time they knock on the door
18:35And we will be safe
18:36I hope there are many
18:39Would you like to come in?
18:45Would you like to come in?
18:58Hello, I'm looking!
19:01Stay, cousin! I'm sending you a ribbon!
19:03Hey, man! Stop right there!
19:07Cousin, it's the oldest trick in the book.
19:13They simulate an FBI series and then they come in and fix your phone.
19:22Doctor Shore!
19:24Do you know him?
19:25Shore, yes?
19:28I am a psychiatrist and I have been treating Marvin for six months.
19:33So they're from the FBI.
19:36You know, in this light he doesn't look like Max the Terminator?
19:43But he does look like Dougie Houser's neighbor.
19:50Many people have told me that.
19:54Marvin escaped from the hotel where he was being held in custody.
19:57And given his explosive past, the FBI thought it would be best to convince him to return the favor.
20:03Larry, all that trouble wasn't necessary!
20:06Marvin, don't you think you should join these gentlemen and start a new life?
20:10Yes, sure.
20:14Barky, Larry.
20:16It's been an exciting night.
20:19Marvin, we'll miss you, you big goofball.
20:24I will too.
20:25I heard, above and fell to see me.
20:27My new name is Orville Pérez.
20:29Marvin.
20:31Nobody is supposed to know.
20:32Forget it, forget it.
20:37Goodbye, Larry.
20:38Goodbye, Marvin.
20:39Nice to meet you, little ones.
20:41Are you coming, sir?
20:42Yeah.
20:49Well.
20:50What do you think?
20:51They were not murderers.
20:53It turns out they were from the FBI.
20:55Larry, it's nothing personal, but...
20:58This is the last time I'm going downstairs, only because I heard shouting.
21:01That's very understandable.
21:05Thank you for the evening.
21:11I don't understand.
21:12I thought we were going to see Arnold Schwarzenegger.
21:19Why don't we tidy this up a bit?
21:22I want to go to bed.
21:24Death scares exhaust me.
21:28I'm sorry, wait, wait.
21:40I'm sorry.
21:43Excuse me.
21:44We thought he was a murderer.
21:46Well, I work for the telephone company.
21:48The building's phone line is not working.
21:51Where is the phone number?
21:52It's there.
21:53Over there.
21:54Thank you.
21:55Since he's here, I want to talk to Larry about phone rates.
22:12Arranged.
22:13If we had known it was so easy, we would have done it ourselves.
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22:54Thanks for watching the video.
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