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02:20Ugh
02:22Hey, isn't this site great?
02:25Cut off from civilization, without television, without a telephone...
02:29Cousin, look, a radio!
02:30I wonder if we'll be able to catch W-A-N-E
02:37Wayne
02:37All Wayne Newton, all the time
02:40It's my favorite station, let me try
02:44Account
02:46Nice cabin, Larry.
02:48Okay, thanks.
02:50I booked it to make sure we would have a nice, secluded, and private cabin all to ourselves.
02:56The damn toilet isn't working
02:58The damn toilet isn't working
03:01I can't believe I'm stuck in this cabin
03:06Gordplay
03:08What are you doing here?
03:09Believe it or not, the idiots in my cabin kicked me out.
03:13So we believe it, Mr. Gordplay
03:18Be quiet! There's a news bulletin.
03:20Convicted murderer Howard Krauss, Mad Dog, has escaped from prison
03:24Krauss, who is two meters tall and completely bald, is considered extremely dangerous.
03:28He was last seen in the vicinity of the Big Piney National Forest
03:32Wait a minute, we're in the Big Piney National Forest
03:35What if that crazy dog shows up?
03:37If he does, nobody should try to pet him.
03:41Hey, maybe we should leave, we're very isolated here
03:45Oh my God, I'm going to die and I've already paid this month's divorce alimony.
03:51Let's get out of here
03:52Yes, let's go
03:53Just a moment, just a moment, just a moment, friends
03:57We've come to have fun
04:00Don't tell me now that you're going to let a psychopath ruin an entire weekend.
04:04two-meter-tall, bald-headed killer
04:10You let fear take hold of you
04:12This happened in Mipos
04:14It was right after the cucumber famine
04:16Bartókomus
04:18There's no time to listen to a stupid story about Mipos
04:20Let's get out of here
04:21Yes, let's go
04:22Wait a minute, I've heard that story.
04:23Do you want to hear it again?
04:24No
04:28You're right, we're going too far.
04:30This is a very large forest
04:32What chance does crazy dog have of finding the mackerel?
04:35Okay, just in case, I'm going to close.
04:37Okay, I'll start with dinner.
04:39By the time the steaks are cooked
04:41When the steaks are cooked, we'll realize how foolish we've been.
04:45The father
04:47Ehhh!
04:48Hey!
04:49Uh, I thought we all wanted steak
04:51Ah!
04:57Oh, my goodness!
05:00THE SKAUSE!
05:01Mad Dog
05:02What are we going to do?
05:03The only thing we can do is get out of here.
05:05Open up!
05:14Marianne, Jennifer, hide in the closet
05:16Not you, not you, Mr. Goroplay
05:19Someone has to be with the women
05:22Well, thank you, Mr. Goroplay.
05:24It's very brave of him, but I think we're going to need him here.
05:27Now, listen, this is my idea
05:29If Mr. Peroloco comes in and kills all three of us
05:33Then, perhaps the girls can escape while he rests
05:37I need to come up with a plan
05:43It's lucky that that door is good and thick.
05:47You'll have time to think of a plan
05:49Time's up!
05:55This will be fun
06:03Come on, let's get him out of here
06:07I can't believe you guys captured Krauss Peroloco
06:14The last time he was captured, it took half the National Guard.
06:17So...
06:19How did they do it?
06:20Well, you'll see!
06:21When was it!
06:24Calm down, calm down, calm down!
06:26Tell me what happened
06:30And try to stick to the facts
06:32Sometimes people elaborate a lot on the stories.
06:35We all came on this miserable trip that the newspaper has sponsored.
06:41It is supposedly with the intention of strengthening the bonds between its employees.
06:45I was in the back when I heard Tweedledum and Tweedledin come in.
06:52Valky, I can't believe it
06:56You, me, Jennifer and Merian alone in this campaign
07:00Do you know what it means?
07:01Of course I know!
07:03I'm ridiculous!
07:07Will you try to trick Jennifer into kissing you?
07:11Yeah!
07:16Then things got interesting
07:19The girls came in
07:20I don't know why this cabin is so far from San Goreplay
07:32This can only mean
07:35That Larry will try to trick me into kissing him again
07:38Look, cousin! A toaster!
07:44A toaster!
07:44Cousin, bring the bread
07:54It wouldn't be Friday without toast
07:57I like toast as much as you do, Valky
08:02But this is not a toaster
08:04It's a radio
08:05A radio
08:09Where do you put the bread?
08:16I killed a rattlesnake in the bathroom
08:18Does anyone need a belt?
08:22Jennifer Sam is here
08:23Thank God, a real man
08:26It's mine, I saw it first.
08:27But I want it.
08:28It's mine!
08:29I love you!
08:30Girls, please
08:31I can take care of both of you.
08:33Mr. Goreplay
08:36Welcome to the Bingy Bingy
08:39It's time for dinner
08:41Do you like Bingy Bingy?
08:45After dinner we'll relax in front of the Bingy Bingy.
08:48Let's sing
08:51Bingy Bingy!
08:57Bingy Bingy
08:58My friend has been here for four years and everything is still Bingy Bingy
09:02Be quiet for a moment, there's news.
09:06Convicted killer Krauss, the mad dog, has escaped from prison
09:09And it is believed to be hidden in the Big Biny National Forest
09:13Curse!
09:16I'm going to die
09:17And I've never been with a woman.
09:19Curse!
09:25I'm going to die and I've never been Bingy Bingyed
09:28Guys! Guys! Guys! Guys! Calm down!
09:37I'll shut up now!
09:42Fear is taking hold of you
09:44Mr. Goreplay is right, as always.
09:46Something similar happened in Mipas
09:48It was after the cucumber famine
09:51Or was it the tomato famine?
09:53Perhaps it was the great famine of hunger
09:56Or perhaps, thank you very much
10:00Look, if you're worried, we'll close.
10:05Bartcomus?
10:07But how do I close the door? I don't have a Bingy Bingy.
10:10Bartholomew, the key is in the door.
10:14Oh, sorry!
10:16Oh, sorry, window!
10:17Yes, yes, yes, yes!
10:19That wasn't Bingy's, Bingy's!
10:31Mad dog! Mad dog! There! There!
10:34I've seen him
10:36For their sake, I hope there are two.
10:39Let me attend to you
10:42Then
10:45Hey, crazy dog!
10:48Why don't you come in here and deal with me if you're a man?
10:50Ah, what a wicked man, capable of challenging murderers!
10:57Open up!
10:58Okay, girls to the closet.
11:00I only trust Tee-san
11:02Take care of your hands, Sam
11:05You'll need them later
11:07Oh no!
11:16Come on!
11:20Open up!
11:22Mr. Gordplay, you have to save us
11:24No plan can be invented.
11:26Lucky you, the door is Bingy, Bingy
11:28This will be fun
11:36Oh, I am dying, I am dying!
11:43To the closet!
11:45Sewing!
11:50It's just you and me left, crazy dog
11:54There was a time when the name Mad Dog meant something
12:09Thank you! Thank you!
12:15Bingy! Bingy! Bingy!
12:17Oh!
12:18Oh!
12:21Oh!
12:22Oh!
12:24Oh!
12:25Oh!
12:25Oh!
12:25Oh!
12:25Oh!
12:26Oh!
12:26Oh!
12:26Oh!
12:26Oh!
12:39Oh!
12:39So he knocked crazy dog down with one punch
12:42Yeah
12:43And that's all that happened
12:45Then we called the police and you showed up
12:48Mr. Goroplay
12:51I can't believe what he said about me
12:54You know that never under any circumstances
12:57I would use "Bingy, Bingy" in a subordinate clause
13:00I am Larry Appleton, the officer.
13:04Investigative reporter for the Chicago Chronicle
13:06If you want an objective and impartial account
13:09I think I'm the right person
13:11We have to sing the song of ourselves from the controls!
13:15Come on!
13:16You're going too far!
13:19Mad Dog is probably not anywhere near here
13:21Cousin Larry is right, as always.
13:24Lead us, cousin, and we'll follow you
13:29Okay, I'll close this just in case.
13:35Okay, close it if that makes you feel better.
13:38I'll start with dinner
13:39By the time the steaks are cooked, you'll realize how foolish you've been.
13:44He's my cousin
13:45That?
13:47Does anyone doubt that I love the boy?
13:51Larry, didn't you see him? It was Krauss, you crazy dog!
14:05Don't worry, Jennifer, I've seen him
14:06I'll take care of him
14:08I bet he has a plan
14:11You have a plan, don't you, monster?
14:14He's got it, Appleton, he's got it
14:15Say you have it
14:16Of course he has a plan
14:18Share it with us
14:20Girls to the closet
14:23Knights prepared to fight
14:25Not you, Gorkley
14:28Cousin, what are you doing?
14:36I'm getting revenge for the story he told.
14:38Come on
14:43When he gives the signal, we'll jump on him.
14:48Good plan, Appleton
14:49Good plan?
14:51Good plan?
14:56I'll show you what a brilliant plan is.
14:58It is my privilege to witness his genius every single day
15:04Barkey, please
15:06Napoleon was a genius
15:08Napoleon was a genius
15:08I am just a man of great courage
15:12This will be fun
15:20Here's money
15:21Grab it, grab it all
15:22And there are women in the closet
15:24Barkey
15:30It's just you and me.
15:32I'm sorry for getting you involved in this.
15:34Cousin
15:34There's so much I want to say and so little time
15:37Crazy dog, give me a moment
15:38Yeah
15:39If I have to die
15:46That's how I want to do it
15:48Fighting alongside the bravest man I know
15:51I kiss the ground you walk on
15:54Did you just step there?
15:56Yeah
15:57Have you stepped there?
16:02Yes, also
16:03Come on, Appleton
16:08Come on, come on
16:08There is work to be done.
16:11Mad Dog
16:13Proceed
16:14OK
16:18I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this
16:24Let him go
16:26I know karate
16:28Pellese
16:30Cousin
16:33Where can I hold out for how long?
16:36OK
16:38I warned him
16:39First, I don't think you've hurt him.
17:01No?
17:02No?
17:18Larry
17:19Take me
17:20I prefer my version
17:30Uh, I've only recounted what happened
17:33Is there anyone here who can tell what happened without thinking they're Indiana Jones?
17:39Valky
17:39Valky, tell me what happened
17:42Start from the beginning
17:45Well
17:46The beginning is four years ago
17:49When I decided to come to America
17:51Lord, Lord, Lord
17:53Could I jump back to when Krauss entered?
17:56Oh, okay.
17:57But I'll lose it when I eat Mexican food for the first time
18:01Jennifer and Miriam were hiding in the closet when Mad Dog opened the door
18:10Ah, I'm going to kill you.
18:15He seemed a little upset.
18:17Mr. Goroplay went to make sure that Jennifer and Miriam were still safe in the closet.
18:24Look, listen, now that you're here
18:31Because she won't leave and we won't tell anyone we saw her.
18:35We can't do that
18:37It would be a lie.
18:38In any case, I have a, a, a couple of mypocian stories that fit this situation
18:45Don't you want to hear them?
18:47No!
18:51Oh, let him go!
18:53Because?
18:54Well, I know karate
18:58Oh, let him go!
19:04Listen to this...
19:05Oh!
19:07OK
19:08I'll kill you first
19:10Oh!
19:11Listen to this...
19:11Oh, let him go!
19:12Oh, let him go!
19:13Oh, let him go!
19:15Gun, arie, blabanos!
19:23Aaah!
19:28Oh, nothing!
19:36Oh!
19:37Oh, nothing!
19:41Oh!
19:42Goblin!
19:44Oh!
19:47Ah!
19:51Oh!
20:05Hey, quatalea!
20:07Ah!
20:08I think it's ending
20:18Because I think I've broken my hand
20:26Let me see
20:28Hurts?
20:38Larry, take me home
20:41Take me home?
20:51Did you say that, take me home?
20:54Well yes
20:56Well, Valky, everything happened just as you say.
21:03I'm afraid so, cousin
21:05Well, that... might explain this
21:08If we have any further questions, we will be in touch.
21:12With the?
21:15If there's a reward, I could tell you a believable story.
21:18Perhaps we can reach some kind of agreement
21:20I could swear that I was the one who killed Krauss
21:24Well, cousin, sometimes we remember things the way we would have liked them to have happened
21:29I thought I was a hero
21:32Well... you are
21:35If you hadn't distracted Pero Loco by letting him almost kill you
21:41I wouldn't have had time to grab the frying pan and...
21:48Save your life
21:49I'm proud of you, Laje
21:52And I am for you, Valky
21:55And I have all weekend to show you how much.
22:00Well, I, I, I, I, I know one thing we could do
22:08Pingi, pingi?
22:13Did you tell me that?
22:19Ready?
22:21You put your penguin here
22:23You put your penguin here
22:25You put your pingi, pingi here
22:28And you move everything like this
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