Aún afectado por su ruptura con Mary Anne, Balki se pasa el día deprimido en casa. Larry decide ayudarle a recuperarse llevándole a un bar de solteros. Pero cuando Balki acaba trayendo a dos mujeres a casa, Larry intenta ocultarle la segunda a Jennifer.
01:41They're going to show a marathon of Woody Woodpecker LED.
01:45A good laugh wouldn't hurt
01:50Yes, okay.
02:01Valky, Valky
02:03We need to talk now
02:05No no
02:06For two weeks all you've done is be depressed and watch TV
02:09Do you think I'm turning into a couch potato?
02:13Hey Valky, you can't spend all day at home sitting around and depressed
02:21For your information, I'm not depressed.
02:24Just sad
02:25Okay?
02:27And I've already accepted it; there's nothing wrong with being sad.
02:31Now that...
02:33Valky?
02:34Valky, Valky, has gone
02:35Valky, you have to get on with your life
02:38You need to go out and meet new people.
02:40I don't want to meet new people.
02:43Valky, Valky, Valky, Valky...
02:47Okay, look at this
02:50Nice faggot, cousin
02:53Why did you post a picture of a dead man?
03:01It's not a picture of a dead man, it's your own reflection
03:04We need to go out and meet new people
03:07Well, yes, yes, yes
03:09You have to leave
03:10You have to leave
03:11And meet new people
03:13But first
03:14You need to get dressed
03:17Pitch it in the bathroom
03:20Cousin
03:38I thought you said you were going to take me to a mud pit
03:44Osios
03:48Where are the caribou?
03:54They will come later
03:55Okay, now
03:57Listen to what we'll do
03:59I'll give you a little guidance.
04:00Maybe it will help you start a conversation with a girl.
04:03Then you manage.
04:04Thanks, cousin
04:05Thank you for what
04:07What would I do without you?
04:09Oh, you'd miss out.
04:10Wow, it's been a long time since I've seen a sunny bar.
04:18But a very, very long time
04:19I guess the rules haven't changed.
04:23Good
04:24You're going to be a little nervous at first
04:28But don't worry
04:29Just remember
04:30We have to play along.
04:32Hello, my name is...
04:36There are a lot of possibilities
04:37But you're going to have to talk to four or five girls
04:41Before anyone answers you
04:43Hello
04:46I am Valkyrie
04:48Hi, I'm Amy
04:49And if you're lucky enough to get an answer from one of them
04:59Don't forget
05:02That rejection is part of the game
05:04Okay?
05:05It's nothing personal.
05:07I will recognize Zone
05:08You're very cute
05:14You're very cute
05:20Oh really?
05:22Come on
05:23My fault
05:28Good
05:32Valkyrie
05:33I've found a girl you can
05:34Cousin, cousin
05:36This is Amy
05:37She's a girl I can talk to
05:39Amy, my cousin, the...
05:41Hello
05:41Well
05:46I believe my work here is over
05:51Valkyrie
05:52Valkyrie
05:54I'll see you at home
05:57Bye
05:59My cousin Larry came up with the idea of bringing me here
06:05I was going to stay home
06:07Well
06:08Watching the Woody Woodpecker marathon
06:11I love Woody Woodpecker
06:14Don't mess with me.
06:15No, I love it
06:19Amy, will you come home with me?
06:21It could be chocolate.
06:22And we might see the end of Woody Woodpecker's marathon.
06:25It's a refreshing idea.
06:28I'm sorry
06:29I didn't want to be a prude.
06:31No, it's a great idea
06:34Valkyrie
06:36Don't believe me
06:37But you're the first man who's ever offered me chocolate
06:39And a drawing marathon
06:41That's a...
06:42I would like
06:45But I came with a friend
06:46And I can't leave without her
06:48Well
06:48Do you think he would like to come with us?
06:51Maybe.
06:53She'll be delighted to leave
06:54Don't you like this site?
06:56Well, if he doesn't like it now
06:58Wait for the caribou to arrive
07:00My fault!
07:06Well, we've arrived
07:16We have arrived
07:19We have arrived
07:20I don't feel well.
07:23Well, that hasn't stopped you from singing
07:28We really enjoyed your interpretation of 99 Bottles on the Wall
07:35I think I should take a break for a while
07:42Oh, good.
07:43I have an idea.
07:44Why don't you come...
07:46Oops!
07:46Here
07:47Now to the right
07:49Know?
07:50You can go lie down.
07:52Go up the stairs
07:53And then to the right there's a bedroom you can use
07:56Nobody...
07:58It...
08:00He uses it now
08:01I'm fine
08:08Careful
08:10Well, you're ready for the wild, wonderful, and wacky world of Woody Woodpecker
08:18Hello, Valky
08:21Oh
08:24Oh
08:28I'm sorry
08:32No...
08:33I knew you had one...
08:35Guest
08:35Pimo
08:36She is my friend Amy
08:38Hello again
08:39Yes, you know us
08:40Well
08:43I think I'll leave you alone.
08:48Good night
08:54And now
08:59If things go well
09:11When the Woody Woodpecker marathon is over
09:15I will carve our initials into a tree with my nose
09:19I've been told
09:23That my nose is great
09:26Valky
09:31Come with me
09:32Pimo
09:32Pimo
09:33Not now
09:34Please
09:34There's a girl in the soup
09:35There's a girl in the soup
09:37Excuse us
09:38Valky
09:43There is a woman
09:44In my bed
09:46Why is there a woman in my bed?
09:59Oh
10:00She must be Amy's friend
10:03Beth
10:03I don't know
10:04I found it very good
10:05So I told him he could go upstairs and sleep in the room on the right.
10:10Nobody
10:11Use that room
10:13Did he go to the wrong room?
10:19I'll go change it right now.
10:20No, no, no
10:21No, there's no rush.
10:23Then we changed it
10:24Yen is on a flight
10:27AND
10:27You have better things to do.
10:31You're going to watch the marathon, right?
10:47How do you know me, friend?
10:57Hi, Larry
10:57What are you doing at home?
11:05What happened?
11:06Well, my flight to New York was three hours late.
11:08When I arrived, the flight from London was cancelled
11:10So I waited at the airport for six hours
11:12To be able to catch a plane back home
11:14All I want to do is lie down and forget about this day
11:18What do you mean, no?
11:22What do you mean, no?
11:23What do you mean, no?
11:24What do you mean, no?
11:25What has happened to us?
11:28Know
11:29You should have a cup of hot chocolate.
11:34I'll give you a little bit that's left here.
11:36Yes, have
11:38This will help you relax
11:42Well, yes
11:44I suppose a little chocolate will help me relax
11:48I'm going to tell Valky that you're back
11:49He'll be in for a surprise
11:54Oh no!
12:09I mean, no
12:10Why do I have to get rid of that, kid?
12:17Why do I have to get rid of that boy?
12:18Why is my marriage so handsome?
12:20But I don't want you to get rid of that boy
12:21Where are you going, Jen?
12:27Should I go to bed?
12:28You can't do that
12:29No, to get to the bedroom you first have to go through the living room
12:33I know, Larry
12:35In the six months I've been here, I've memorized the way
12:38Oh no!
12:40No no!
12:40No no!
12:42No, you don't understand.
12:44Valky has a girlfriend!
12:51So soon?
12:52How fast?
12:53Did you think it would take you three days to get her to take off her pajamas?
12:58Okay, work fast.
12:59Yes, they're having fun in the living room right now.
13:01That's why we can't interrupt them
13:03They're watching a cartoon marathon
13:06AND...
13:07Valky is going to teach him how to make shadows on the wall!
13:12Okay, so where did you meet her?
13:14In a singles bar
13:15That's what he told me
13:17I didn't go with him
13:18I...
13:18I didn't go
13:19Why would I go to a singles bar?
13:22I am a married man
13:23Happy, Subway
13:24The happiest
13:31Hello!
13:34How are you?
13:36So, how are things going with your friend?
13:39Well, Jennifer
13:40She's different from all the girls I've met before.
13:42She's a huge Woody Woodpecker fan
13:45There was a certain magic in the room until she had to leave.
13:51So, can I go to bed now?
13:54Good night
13:55You told me to get rid of the girl
14:04And what about the one that was in my bed?
14:07Probably in your bed
14:08Wait!
14:13That?
14:15Oh, wow!
14:16That chocolate smells so good!
14:17Would you mind making me a cup of tea, dear?
14:21Larry, I'm tired and I want to go to bed
14:23Cousin, I'll make you a cup of hot chocolate, Jennifer.
14:26Lie down
14:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's too much to ask my wife to make me a cup of hot chocolate
14:38Well, it's not very irritable.
14:39I'm not talking to you!
14:42Get on!
14:43Get on!
14:46Cousin?
14:46Who is super?
14:47Already
14:47Who is super?
14:53She hasn't cleaned her room.
14:59Larry, it's late.
15:01Oh!
15:03It's late.
15:06Oh, it's late.
15:08Sorry.
15:09You know, I think I remember...
15:12...that last week, one night when it was very, very late...
15:16...you insisted on going to the other side of the city...
15:19...during a terrible storm...
15:22...because you had a craving to eat...
15:25...a Mr. Boo with chicken pao.
15:31And did I tell you...
15:33Jennifer, it's late.
15:38Okay, fine, Larry. I'll make you the hot chocolate.
15:42Thank you.
15:44Thank you, and don't forget the marshmallows.
15:47A cup of hot chocolate should always include marshmallows.
15:52Cousin, you were right.
15:54Beth is still in your bed.
15:56A little bit of potato is dripping down his cheek.
15:59Okay, let's go.
16:00Be quiet.
16:07Be quiet!
16:12He closed with the match slides.
16:16Sound
16:21Ben...
16:22Ben...
16:23Ben...
16:24Ben wakes up.
16:25Wake up, it's time
16:27of waking up.
16:42Pimo, Pimo, Pimo,
16:43Don't do that. He's going to lose.
16:45the check.
16:48Good, you bastard.
16:49We'll stand her up. We'll make her
16:50walk and he will wake up.
16:55Mark, wears
16:58my pajamas.
17:02Know?
17:03It suits him quite well.
17:06It fills it up much more than you do.
17:09The pants were a little short.
17:12Okay, pick it up.
17:15Come on, come on,
17:17Come on, that's it,
17:19That's it, come on, let's go,
17:21Come on, that's it,
17:23that is,
17:24Okay, put your feet up.
17:26on the ground, on the ground,
17:28Get up, get up,
17:30That's it, that's it.
17:33Good,
17:34We're going to take it
17:36all the way to the door,
17:38That's it, love.
17:39open the door,
17:41open the door,
17:42open the door,
17:43open the door,
17:45if one doesn't have to be a subject,
17:48door,
17:48I subject,
17:51I already have it,
17:52already,
17:52Larry,
17:56Do you want some marshmallows?
17:57I can't find them anywhere.
17:59Yeah,
18:00Yeah,
18:00Of course I want marshmallows,
18:02I'll pay you right away to help you find it.
18:09Look for her clothes
18:10and hide it.
18:11If Jennifer sees her here,
18:13My marriage is over.
18:14Larry,
18:22Your chocolate is in the kitchen.
18:24If you want marshmallows,
18:25You'll have to go out and buy them.
18:26I'm going to bed.
18:28Listen to me,
18:29Are you angry?
18:31I have the right to be angry,
18:33You've behaved like a lunatic
18:34since I arrived.
18:35Well,
18:36He might be a little tense.
18:39But there are reasons for it.
18:41I've been quite stressed lately,
18:44But the good thing is that we're talking.
18:48And I believe that communication
18:49It is the foundation of a good marriage.
18:52Don't you agree?
18:54Look,
18:55Larry,
18:55it's late
18:56And I'm exhausted.
18:58but
18:58If it's so important to you,
19:01We'll talk.
19:02Not now,
19:05You're tired.
19:07Let's go to bed.
19:16I'm glad this day is over.
19:19Yeah.
19:21You'll never know how much
19:22I agree with you.
19:26Cousin,
19:26cousin,
19:27I've hidden all the clothes at once.
19:28Good.
19:29No,
19:29nothing good,
19:30I've only found one shoe.
19:31The other one must be
19:32here.
19:34Mother!
19:36We have to find it sooner
19:38What do you want?
19:38I'll see it.
19:44I have it.
19:48Valky,
19:49the ghost,
19:50the friendly ghost.
19:54Enough!
19:55I always say,
19:56hello.
19:57Long!
19:58Valky,
19:59What are you doing here?
20:01What am I doing here?
20:05That...
20:05What am I doing here?
20:08Well,
20:09Don't you think that's the universal question?
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