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El periódico envía a Larry a un programa de juegos llamado «Risk It All» para que escriba sobre su experiencia como concursante. Le dicen que necesita un compañero, así que le pide a Balki, gran fan del programa, que lo acompañe. Cuando Larry se entera de que los concursantes tienen que realizar acrobacias peligrosas en el programa, se pone nervioso, hasta que descubre que también pueden limitarse a responder preguntas, pero Balki, que quiere hacer las acrobacias, se pelea con él por hacerlo.
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00:00Distant Cousins
00:30Distant Cousins
01:00Distant Cousins
01:30Distant Cousins
02:00Distant Cousins
02:30I would prefer that you didn't.
02:31Cousin, let's meet Pink Warmington
02:33And to his adorable partner Kelly Langston
02:36Tell me everything in the car
02:37I have read your book
02:38Kelly talks to teenagers about hygiene
02:40There is a chapter on skin care
02:42How to succeed despite your acne
02:45Come on, time is running out
02:56Oh, new ammunition
02:57Let's see if you can throw it away before time runs out.
02:59Five, four, three, two, one
03:04No, you didn't do it on time
03:08You did very well, but you lost everything.
03:12Thank you for being with us, ladies
03:17Goodbye from Arries
03:18Bye
03:19There's no way of that
03:23Valky, you haven't told me anything about the games.
03:29Pimo, everyone knows these games
03:32Why do you think they made us wear those suits?
03:34For a fashion show?
03:36It's horrible
03:39I'm going to humiliate myself in front of all of Chicago
03:42Kelly, let's introduce our next contestants
03:46Ben, they are two cousins from this same city of Chicago
03:49Larry Appleton and Valky Bartholomew
03:52Let's welcome them to...
03:55Ariah!
03:55Ariah!
04:02A cousin is the wheel of the duckling!
04:05It's the duck's wheel!
04:07Oh, cousin!
04:08Sit on them!
04:10Oh, duelist cubes!
04:12Duelist Cubes!
04:14I want to live here!
04:19Kelly, Kelly, is that you?
04:21You're my favorite game show host!
04:24I'm so glad to see you!
04:25And hey, I don't believe that story about you posing for those photographs before you were an artist
04:30Looks like we have a lively contestant, huh?
04:34Bick!
04:34Bick!
04:35Let me look at you!
04:36Let me look at you!
04:38Out of curiosity, are those your teeth?
04:40No, no, tell me the...
04:42I see you've never been on television before, huh?
04:44Valky, I'll tell you what...
04:47Hello!
04:49Hello!
04:50Everyone!
04:51Media!
04:52Why don't you do me a favor, Valky?
05:00Why don't you stand here and let me start the game, okay?
05:03Yes, Valky, are you making a fool of me?
05:06OK!
05:07OK!
05:07It's time to play...
05:09Aribe!
05:09Aribe!
05:10Aribe!
05:10Aribe!
05:10Aribe!
05:10This is how we play the money prize game
05:14Kelly will describe a game to you, and then I will ask you a question.
05:17You can choose the game or the question, is that clear?
05:21Clear!
05:22OK
05:22Just a moment, just a moment
05:23Bing, you said we can either choose the game or answer the question.
05:28That is?
05:29Yes, but cousin, nobody answers the questions.
05:31I mean, you can't have fun like that, right, Bing?
05:34Well, you might have some fun if you tried this game
05:37It's the clumsy one's wheel.
05:40Kelly!
05:40Oh, I love the clumsy wheel, cousin.
05:42See?
05:43The buckets contain a sticky substance, and you have to search inside to find the necklaces.
05:47And when you've found them, then you can...
05:49Valky, Valky, Valky, describing the games is Kelly's job, okay?
05:51Oh, sorry, you're right.
05:54I will be...
05:54I will be correct
05:56Kelly!
06:03I think I understand the game now.
06:05You do something and you get covered in it
06:07Okay, what's the question?
06:10The question is...
06:11Which famous artist cut off one of his ears?
06:15Cousin
06:15What are you doing?
06:19Answer the question?
06:21No, no, cousin, not you.
06:22Bing, hey, give me just a moment
06:24Cousin Larry is missing out on all the fun here
06:26Guys, it's a half-hour contest
06:29Can we continue?
06:30Bing, just, just a minute, Valky
06:32I'm only here because the newspaper told me to be.
06:35Let's answer the questions
06:36Let's earn some money and go home
06:39We didn't play
06:40I get my story and avoid humiliation.
06:43I'm going to press the game button
06:45Long before you even think about reaching for the question button
06:49Oh, really?
06:50Oh, yes!
06:51Do you think so?
06:52I think so
06:53Bing, the artist who cut off his ear, is Vincent Van Gogh
06:59Correct!
07:01You've won 25...
07:02Good!
07:03Now get ready, guys
07:09Because the next game is
07:10Sit on them, Kelly!
07:13Valky and Larry, all you have to do is
07:15It's like popping four little balloons by sitting on them
07:18But, surprise
07:20The balloons are filled with cream
07:24Pim, I knew it, I knew it!
07:27They're stuffed!
07:28Cousin, I'm going to play
07:29I want to play, I'm going to...
07:30Now perhaps you'd prefer the question and not the game
07:33In the Snoopy cartoons
07:35Who always calls Charlie Brown a dolt?
07:39Lucy Bampel
07:40Absolutely correct!
07:42You've won $50!
07:48Cousin
07:49I've tried to reason with you
07:54Failed
07:57I want to play the games
08:02So from now on it's war.
08:05And I'm holding back.
08:09For $500
08:25What do you prefer, the game or the question?
08:28Come, the first man to circumnavigate the world was Ferdinand Magellan.
08:47Absolutely correct!
08:50You've won $500!
08:53Larry and Valky
08:55You are the first contestants to reach the final question for the cash prize without having played any games.
09:01Okay, let's play the next game
09:04Yes ok
09:05This is a game you're going to like.
09:07I'm sure
09:08They are the flying chickens
09:11Kelly?
09:12One of you puts the chicken in the catapult and sends it flying across the stage
09:18Where the other one catches it in a bucket full of barbecue sauce
09:23I love flying chickens
09:28And I'm going to play flying chickens
09:35The button doesn't count until Bing reads the question
09:41Okay, for $1000
09:48Who was known as the king of swing?
09:52Look, Kelly has lost her nerve!
09:54Kelly!
09:56He chose the question
09:57Up you go, friend
10:01Bing, the king of swing, is Benny Goodman
10:05Absolutely right for $1000!
10:12And now we're going back to see if our two contestants want to keep their money and go home.
10:18Or they want to risk it all on the prize of money
10:22We're out
10:24I want to see the people who brought these two to my show in my dressing room.
10:28Now!
10:35Party, did you hear that?
10:36Yes, I think Bing wants us to come back
10:38No no
10:40That thing Bing said about us being able to leave
10:42Go?
10:43Clear
10:43I have what I need for my story
10:46Let's take the money and leave.
10:47Cousin, shall we go?
10:48If all we've done is answer questions
10:51We could take a little risk
10:52We have no stains on our suits
10:56Cousin, I want to play and win big prizes
10:59Ah, is that it?
11:00What's that?
11:02Jackpots
11:03That's how they hook you.
11:05Valky, they depend on the most basic of human errors
11:08Presumption?
11:11Aparicia, Aparicia
11:12They offer you something that any gullible fool would crave.
11:14As...
11:15Like a giant television
11:17A giant television?
11:18Oh, cousin!
11:18Let's go all out!
11:20Please!
11:20What's happening now?
11:23What's going on?
11:24The monstrous Apparition
11:28Where?
11:34It's up to you
11:34Is it in me?
11:38Like someone?
11:40Yeah
11:40Yeah
11:41Yeah
11:42Yeah
11:43Yeah
11:43Yeah
11:44The deepest part of you is born.
11:45And then, then
11:47Bing feeds him
11:48Letting you earn enough
11:49Until the Aparicia takes hold of you
11:51No
11:51And you lose control
11:52No
11:52Then Kelly feeds him more
11:54Teaching about awards and various prizes
11:56And Aparicia grows and grows more and more
11:59Until finally
12:00I'll pass.
12:04Cousin
12:07Why would Bing and Kelly do something like that to me?
12:11They can't help it
12:12They are part of the system
12:13But how can the monster catch me?
12:15I am not a greedy person
12:17Oh, no
12:17No
12:18No
12:18No
12:19No
12:19No
12:19I'll pass.
12:23I'll pass.
12:24It's not too late
12:26I will save you
12:27Thanks, cousin
12:29I know you would do it for me
12:30Now, when Bing comes out
12:32It will tempt you with fantastic prizes
12:34But you have to be strong
12:35You have to resist
12:37Remember
12:38Just say no
12:40Understood
12:42I'll be strong, cousin
12:44Bing
12:45Inside
12:45Okay, back again
12:47The big question now is
12:50If Larry and Valky keep their thousand dollars
12:53Or if they are going to...
12:55Above!
12:57Now follow me, friends
12:59And I'll show you what you could earn
13:02Remember
13:03Be strong
13:04I'll just say no.
13:06I'll just say no.
13:07It's a brand new sports car.
13:10Kelly, tell them what it's like
13:12It's my pleasure, Bing
13:13It is equipped with every luxury detail
13:16Including air conditioning
13:18Compactisky
13:19And phones
13:20And Valky and Larry
13:21You can drive this car home
13:24If you decide
13:25Risk everything
13:27Okay, guys
13:28What are you going to do?
13:30Are you going to risk everything for that wonderful car?
13:34What does our audience say?
13:37Risk it all!
13:38Let's be strong and not...
13:42Risk it all!
13:47Risk it all!
13:49Wow, what style!
13:52Yes, that's a car.
13:54Yes, nice car
13:56But I'm talking about Bing
13:58Isn't it fantastic?
14:01Yes, do you think they would give them another car?
14:03Red doesn't suit me.
14:04Okay, are you ready to risk everything for that wonderful car?
14:12Give me the question and give me the car.
14:14We can't lose all the money!
14:16Okay, maybe you don't want to answer the question this time.
14:18And you'd rather try this fun and easy game
14:22What does he read?
14:24We call these duelist cubes
14:27One of you takes a bag of beans and throws it into the...
14:30The question! The question!
14:33Here's the question
14:34Whose picture is on the $10,000 bill?
14:39Salmon P6!
14:41Absolutely correct!
14:42Oh, a retrospective!
14:48Oh, wow! What a scare! What a relief!
14:51Thanks, Bing!
14:52Cousin, let's get in the car and go...
14:54Hey! Let's go!
14:57Now it's time for the bonus prize!
15:00It's the bonus prize!
15:03Cousin! Cousin!
15:04Be careful! We could lose everything!
15:09What's the bonus prize?!
15:11The bonus prize is a round-the-world cruise!
15:16Oh my God!
15:17That is!
15:19And it will be a luxury cruise because we're spending $25,000 in cash.
15:27Great! What should you guys do?
15:30We risked everything!
15:32We risked everything!
15:34No, absolutely not!
15:35No, absolutely not!
15:37No, absolutely not!
15:39We risked everything!
15:41We risked everything!
15:47Bing!
15:47I know you can't help it, but I'll tell you, you're driving me out of my little houses.
15:54Now, so you can keep the money, the sports car, and the cruise ship.
16:04You have to answer the question or play all the games you didn't play on your journey to the bonus prize
16:11And one more!
16:14Kelly?
16:14That's right, Bink! It's picking up the banana with your mouth!
16:29Now, to get the trip around the world, here's the question
16:35What lands did the Roman emperor Claudius annex in 43 AD?
16:55Oh my God!
16:57Who? Do you want to answer the question or do you want to play?
17:00Because?
17:01I don't know the answer, we have to play
17:03They're going to play!
17:09Cousin, why did you do that? The answer was Great Britain!
17:12Great Britain! The answer is Great Britain!
17:14There is no answer! The answer is this!
17:17A late response! You chose the game!
17:20What does "late response" mean? I want that trip!
17:23Gentlemen, you will have three minutes
17:26Remember, if you don't finish all the games before the signal sounds...
17:31You lose the car, the trip, the money, you lose everything
17:35But, to make sure you go from one game to another in great style
17:40You will travel in the toilet chair of risking everything
17:45How nice!
17:49This is it, Vic, it's an American Imperial jet whisper with a cushioned seat
17:55Courtesy of Cunningham Hardware, Milwaukee, Wisconsin
17:59Ready?
18:04Sit down!
18:05How awful!
18:06Yes! Very good!
18:09You have to start by popping the balloons!
18:11You have to start the balloons and pop them all!
18:16You have to break them all!
18:18All the balloons are in the one you take home!
18:22Come in, sit down!
18:24The next game will be guessing the cube!
18:28Cubes, duelists!
18:30The cubes, honest!
18:32What you have to do is throw in a bag of beans and hit the bucket so that it settles what's inside.
18:37In this case, on the head of the bean
18:39You have to fight him!
18:42No!
18:42Oh!
18:43Oh!
18:43Oh!
18:43Oh!
18:43Oh!
18:43Oh!
18:43Oh!
18:43Oh!
18:44Oh!
18:44Oh!
18:45Oh!
18:45Oh!
18:45Oh!
18:46Oh!
18:46Oh!
18:47Oh!
18:48Oh!
18:49Oh!
18:49Oh!
18:50Oh!
18:50Oh!
18:54Oh!
18:55Oh!
18:56Oh!
18:57Oh!
18:58Oh!
18:59Oh!
19:00Oh!
19:01Oh!
19:02Oh!
19:03In the clumsy wheel you have to go to the clumsy buckets and collect all the necklaces
19:10that's inside and putting them around the neck
19:13Grab the necklaces!
19:14Oh!
19:15Oh!
19:16Oh!
19:17Oh!
19:18Oh!
19:19That is!
19:20One more!
19:21And once again I'm back in the chair!
19:23Oh!
19:24Let's go, cousin!
19:25Goes!
19:26Oh!
19:27Oh!
19:28Oh!
19:30Oh!
19:31Next game is Flying Chickens!
19:33You already know how this game works!
19:36Throw a chicken in!
19:38I'll give it to you, cousin!
19:41I'll give it to you, cousin!
19:42Ha!
19:45-That's a phenomenon!
19:48This is awful!
19:49This works!
20:05Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
20:07Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
20:10Forward!
20:14Oh, I feel like a manfenota!
20:16We only have one game left, and that's what makes it so tedious.
20:19You have to find four bananas with your mouth
20:21Without using your hands! Four bananas!
20:24We need to get four bananas! Go ahead!
20:28There's a banana!
20:31A banana!
20:32Two!
20:36Three! Only a few seconds left
20:38Five, four, three, two, one!
20:46Whoa! Time's up!
20:51Don't offer it at all!
20:56Cousin! Cousin!
20:59It's... it's over!
21:02I can't lose! I want that trip!
21:05Cousin! Cousin! Cousin!
21:12It's... it's over! We've lost everything!
21:15I don't want to!
21:30Hey, Valky!
21:31We didn't win any prizes, though. The important thing is that I have what I need for my article, right?
21:37I'm a reporter. I had a job to do, and I did it. I should be proud. I should feel good.
21:43But you feel terrible.
21:44It's fatal.
21:45Yes, yes, yes!
21:46Oh, friends!
21:47It's over!
21:48Cousin!
21:49I could have taken a trip around the world!
21:52Hey!
21:53Lost!
21:54What a great car, huh!
21:56Hey!
21:57Yes, cousin!
21:58Alright!
21:59That's enough!
22:00It will pass!
22:01This too shall pass!
22:02I wanted to win!
22:04Hey!
22:05We haven't lost everything!
22:07We went on TV!
22:09We've gotten our heads covered in gooey chocolate!
22:11And we did the tour on a baseball bat!
22:13And do you think that's okay?
22:18Of course that sounds good to me!
22:20It's okay to let your hair down sometimes!
22:24Yes, it was funny when those chickens flew!
22:29Looking for bananas with my mouth was a blast.
22:32You know, Valky?
22:34With five more seconds I could have found the last banana.
22:39There is a way to find out.
22:43I pick the bananas.
22:45You fill the sink with thick chocolate.
22:47No!
22:48No!
22:49No!
22:51No!
22:53No!
22:55No!
22:57No!
22:59No!
23:01No!
23:03No!
23:05No!
23:07No!
23:08No!
23:09Thanks for watching the video.
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