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00:00:003, 2, 1, 1, 2, 3, 4
00:00:04Well come take a ride, come take a ride
00:00:16It's weird, it's gotta go, but it's Wednesday night
00:00:19It's Wednesday night, now you need to go
00:00:22Chris Gether Show, Chris Gether Show, Chris Gether Show
00:00:29Chris Gether Show
00:00:31All right, the Knicks, indeed, thank you, Banana Man
00:00:46Making your mark early on this show
00:00:48Hello everybody, welcome to the Chris Gether Show
00:00:50We're very happy to have you, I'm your host, Chris Gether
00:00:52We want to say hello to everybody watching on MNN
00:00:56On your cable systems, we want to say hi to everybody watching
00:00:58On our stream at Ustream and at thechrisgethardshow.com
00:01:02We've got a very special show for you guys tonight
00:01:04We're happy that you're all here
00:01:05I want to say thanks to everybody who showed up and is in the crowd tonight
00:01:07You guys look wonderful tonight
00:01:09I want to thank Mimi on the hula hoops
00:01:12What is this, is this week four?
00:01:15Week four?
00:01:16Four weeks in a row where Mimi will be hula hooping for one hour straight
00:01:20I want to say thanks to the LLC for playing us in
00:01:22And we want to welcome our guests for the evening
00:01:28Joining us again, Murph, aka the Reservoir Dogs, back in the building
00:01:32We've got the one and only Shannon O'Neill
00:01:37Bethany up there in the back
00:01:41Recently he's emerged from the sea
00:01:45He's exploring this world of men
00:01:47The human fish, how are you, buddy?
00:01:49Human fish, human fish
00:01:55What's he thinking?
00:01:57Human fish, human fish, human fish
00:02:02So mysterious
00:02:04Human fish
00:02:06He's got a whole new dance right now
00:02:07He does, every week a new dance
00:02:09So human fish, what's on your mind right now?
00:02:12L.A. Law versus Marshall Law
00:02:15L.A. Law versus Marshall Law
00:02:19Who wins?
00:02:21Marshall Law
00:02:22Yeah!
00:02:23All right, and last but not least
00:02:27The lady of the hour
00:02:29She joined us, episode two
00:02:31She was just some voice on a phone
00:02:33Called us up, said, why are you doing this?
00:02:35We said, why don't you come and be a part of our show?
00:02:38It's now episode 16
00:02:39So that's 15 weeks
00:02:40That you have just shown up here
00:02:42You are leaving us
00:02:44You got a job in the Bay Area
00:02:45You're heading to California
00:02:46Ladies and gentlemen, for the final time
00:02:48Random Gene
00:02:49Random Gene
00:02:54I think it might be fair to say that in our short history
00:02:57You might be the heart and soul of the show
00:02:59You might represent what's good about this show
00:03:01Just randomly showing up here
00:03:02So I want to personally say thank you
00:03:04And I'll miss you right at the top of the show
00:03:06I am going to miss you too, Chris
00:03:08All right, Random Gene
00:03:09Well, look at that
00:03:10We had a very nice start
00:03:11I'll try not to yell at you too much
00:03:12As I often do
00:03:13Our call-in topic is Random Gene related tonight
00:03:16We want to hear from you guys
00:03:17Call us up
00:03:18We want to hear about your job story
00:03:19So that could be anything
00:03:20That could be crazy bosses
00:03:21That could be the worst job you ever had
00:03:23The best job you ever had
00:03:24But specifically
00:03:25We want to hear about situations
00:03:26Where you came close to getting
00:03:28What you would say is a dream job
00:03:30You came close to getting a dream job
00:03:32And missed it
00:03:33Because as we all know
00:03:35If there's one thing we've learned about Random Gene
00:03:37Over the past 15 weeks
00:03:38It said you had a traumatic experience
00:03:40Where you almost got hired at Facebook
00:03:41And didn't
00:03:42Yes, very, very traumatic
00:03:44Don't even say that word
00:03:45I know
00:03:46You don't
00:03:46You get uncomfortable
00:03:47When the word Facebook is said
00:03:48Yeah, I do actually
00:03:48I first applied for Facebook in December
00:03:51And I went through two interviews
00:03:52I wasn't good enough to work at Palo Alto, California
00:03:55My own country
00:03:56So somehow like
00:03:57The European Facebook
00:03:59Found my interns
00:04:01Weirdly xenophobic
00:04:02Yeah, and the European people
00:04:05Found my resume in the database
00:04:07And then I got interviewed by people in Dublin and London
00:04:13And that was I think like four or five more interviews
00:04:15And they called me Memorial Day weekend
00:04:17Just to reject me
00:04:18And then you had a nervous breakdown
00:04:19Yeah, I had a nervous breakdown
00:04:20Sat in your house for an entire summer
00:04:22Until you called our show
00:04:23Yeah, until we called the show
00:04:24Wow
00:04:25And that was the first time I left my house
00:04:25Gene, do you have a Facebook account now?
00:04:28No!
00:04:28Sorry
00:04:29Don't talk about that
00:04:32Eat on a social media site
00:04:35If that sounds familiar to you
00:04:36If you've had an experience
00:04:37When you almost came close
00:04:38To having one of your dream jobs
00:04:40Call us up
00:04:41Let us know
00:04:41And if you don't have that specifically
00:04:42Any job story will work
00:04:44We're all about the jobs tonight
00:04:45Also, we found out a couple hours ago
00:04:47Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:04:48Why don't you give us a call?
00:04:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:04:53Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:04:54Why don't you give us a call?
00:04:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:04:58Speaking of jobs
00:05:00A couple hours ago
00:05:00R.I.P. Steve Jobs
00:05:01Maybe inappropriate on the show this
00:05:03Did you know that?
00:05:04Yeah
00:05:04Yeah, it's so sad
00:05:06I know, you worked at Apple last year
00:05:07I know
00:05:07You had a good summer working at Apple
00:05:09Yeah, I had a really good summer
00:05:10And then a depressing summer
00:05:11That involved all of us
00:05:12Well, I mean, you guys weren't the depressing part
00:05:14The life outside of the show is pretty depressing
00:05:16But you will always associate depression with us
00:05:19No, not really
00:05:20You will
00:05:20I promise
00:05:21I associate with Facebook, not you
00:05:24Alright, do we have any callers on the air yet?
00:05:26Do we have any callers on the line?
00:05:27Caller?
00:05:28Hello
00:05:29Hello, you're on the show
00:05:30Hey, Chris, what's going on?
00:05:31This is Jesse
00:05:32I'm usually down at the studio with you guys
00:05:34Hey, Jesse, how are you, man?
00:05:36Not too bad
00:05:37Yourself?
00:05:38Pretty good
00:05:38So what's on your mind?
00:05:40I actually want to give a shout-out
00:05:41To my handsome man, Garrett Kemp
00:05:44Who's there
00:05:44Alright, the handsome man will be joining us later
00:05:46You guys are already getting shout-outs
00:05:48That's a good sign
00:05:48That's a good sign
00:05:49Okay
00:05:50Yeah, we actually
00:05:52We went to high school together
00:05:53And we were in a band
00:05:54Okay
00:05:55And he has moved on to a band he's here with tonight
00:05:58I'm sorry, what was that?
00:06:02I said he's since moved on
00:06:04Sir, do you got any job stories?
00:06:10Random Jean ain't in the mood for bullshit tonight
00:06:12You better come correct on that call
00:06:14Because we put her in the front row
00:06:16And she ain't fucking around like she usually is
00:06:18She ain't picking her shots
00:06:19We give her MD the spotlight
00:06:21She takes the spotlight
00:06:22Unless we ask you to take the spotlight
00:06:24At which point you with her in the spotlight
00:06:25As we've learned over the past 15 weeks
00:06:27So Jesse, thank you for the call
00:06:29Let's see, do we have another caller on the line?
00:06:31Caller, welcome to the show
00:06:32Caller, are you there?
00:06:36Hey, Chris
00:06:37Hey, who's this?
00:06:39Yeah, it's Omar
00:06:39Hey, Omar, how's it going, man?
00:06:42Very good, how are you?
00:06:43I'm good, what's on your mind?
00:06:45What do you want to talk about?
00:06:46Um, I just want to apologize
00:06:48That I couldn't make it down to the studio
00:06:50Because I was working
00:06:51That's okay, Omar
00:06:53You're allowed to miss once in a while
00:06:54Omar, you've been
00:06:56Since our first show
00:06:56You've been our most consistent audience member
00:06:58I gotta support you guys
00:07:05Always, and we appreciate that support
00:07:07We're sorry that you're not here, Omar
00:07:09What's your fucking excuse, Omar?
00:07:11That was Shannon
00:07:13That was Shannon
00:07:13I was working security
00:07:14Shannon's mad at you, Omar
00:07:15What's your fucking excuse, Omar?
00:07:18He said he was working security
00:07:20Working security
00:07:21Working security, oh shit
00:07:23On the phone, working security?
00:07:24Yeah, you're seriously
00:07:25I just got home
00:07:27I just got home
00:07:27Now you're, okay, okay
00:07:29So you're watching
00:07:29I wanted to talk to you about one of my jobs
00:07:34Okay, we're listening
00:07:35Okay, many years ago
00:07:38I was working at Sam Goody
00:07:40And I got fired
00:07:43For calling the manager
00:07:46A faggot
00:07:47Because he made me work in the stockroom
00:07:49You shouldn't have done that, Omar
00:07:51That's not a nice word
00:07:54Fine
00:07:54What was his sexual preference?
00:07:59Was he homosexual?
00:08:04What?
00:08:05Was he a homosexual man?
00:08:07Was he a homosexual?
00:08:08Yes, he was
00:08:09Twice as bad
00:08:11Omar, you committed a hate crime!
00:08:15That's a hate crime, Omar
00:08:17I apologize
00:08:19That's good
00:08:20That's good
00:08:21We learned
00:08:21But then I punched this wall
00:08:23And I almost broke my head
00:08:25Omar, it sounds like you went out
00:08:28In a blaze of glory, man
00:08:29Good on you for
00:08:31Time
00:08:32Versus the flow of life
00:08:35Wow
00:08:36Sands of time versus flow of life
00:08:39Do you want to ask him who wins?
00:08:40Do the honors, Random Dan
00:08:41Who wins Human Fish?
00:08:42Neither
00:08:43Wow
00:08:43Wow
00:08:46Human Fish just got philosophical
00:08:48Wow
00:08:50I don't know
00:08:51That might be a sign
00:08:52He wouldn't
00:08:54He like did not have an answer
00:08:55And fucking this guy
00:08:57I think
00:08:57I kind of think what we just learned
00:08:59There is no time in the sea
00:09:01Oh, that too
00:09:02Time doesn't apply underwater
00:09:04I don't know
00:09:06Alright
00:09:06So, Random Dan
00:09:08The floor is still yours
00:09:08Anything else you want to get out?
00:09:09Um
00:09:10Stuff like that
00:09:11Is just why I love this show
00:09:12Alright
00:09:13So you're a fan of the show
00:09:14You know how it works
00:09:15You've demonstrated that
00:09:16Random Dan
00:09:16Ladies and gentlemen
00:09:17Why don't you
00:09:17Grab a seat
00:09:19Random Dan
00:09:20So Random Dan
00:09:22You'll be up here in the seat
00:09:23Helping us take calls and stuff
00:09:24Until we bring up our next
00:09:25Random applicant
00:09:26So welcome
00:09:28With that being said
00:09:29Let's go back to the phone
00:09:30Do we have a caller on the line?
00:09:32Welcome to the show
00:09:32Hello
00:09:33Yes, you're on the air
00:09:35How are you?
00:09:36I'm good
00:09:36Kind of
00:09:37How are you?
00:09:38I'm good
00:09:39Well, that was an intriguing answer
00:09:40What's up?
00:09:41Um, well
00:09:42I've tuned in
00:09:43And you guys are talking about jobs
00:09:44And I had the shittiest day of work in my life
00:09:46And I'm like
00:09:47You know what?
00:09:47What better than to rant at a bunch of strangers
00:09:49About how much I hate my fucking job?
00:09:51So today
00:09:51Today this happened
00:09:52Okay
00:09:53Um, well
00:09:54I work at a school
00:09:55I'm a teacher's aide
00:09:56Because I can't pass the fucking teacher's test in Massachusetts
00:09:59Okay, I like that
00:10:01Yeah, I love your fucking potty mouth
00:10:03It's a really hard test
00:10:04It's the hardest one in America
00:10:05But, um
00:10:07They asked me two weeks before the school year started
00:10:09Would you be interested in making some extra money
00:10:11And working in the special ed room?
00:10:14I said sure
00:10:15Because I was like
00:10:15Okay, cool
00:10:16An extra 50 cents an hour
00:10:17And
00:10:19I didn't realize that
00:10:20They were like 11 years old
00:10:22And were still in diapers
00:10:23I changed 11 year old kid's diapers
00:10:26For 12.50 an hour
00:10:27Wow
00:10:28I get bit in the head
00:10:29For 12.50 an hour
00:10:30You didn't call them faggots, did you?
00:10:34For 12.50 an hour
00:10:35And I fucking hate it
00:10:36Wow
00:10:37Well, I mean
00:10:38It sounds like you're doing something really nice
00:10:39You know what?
00:10:41I don't even care anymore
00:10:42Honestly
00:10:43I used to tell myself
00:10:44Hey, I have an idea
00:10:45I'm a good person at least
00:10:46But I don't even fucking care
00:10:47I come home and drink
00:10:48You come home and drink
00:10:49After teaching all day?
00:10:51What is your name?
00:10:52Kristen
00:10:53Kristen
00:10:53I think the job you got
00:10:55Is the job Bethany's looking for
00:10:57Yeah
00:10:58Look at that
00:10:59What if you and Bethany switch lives?
00:11:02It just
00:11:02It makes me so mad
00:11:03Like I went to school to be a teacher
00:11:05I'm an okay teacher
00:11:06I've taught so far in private schools
00:11:08Like I like children
00:11:09Like I love children
00:11:11I just
00:11:11I can't do this
00:11:12And it's making me so mad
00:11:13That I like
00:11:14I have anxiety
00:11:15I have to be up in four hours
00:11:16To get ready for work
00:11:17And I'm up like
00:11:17You're up drinking
00:11:18And watching our show on the internet
00:11:20I can't even deal with it
00:11:21Wow
00:11:22Well I'm glad that our show
00:11:24Has become the focal point
00:11:25Of what's clearly
00:11:26Some sort of breakdown tonight
00:11:27When you see on the news
00:11:30That some girl threw a computer
00:11:32Out the window
00:11:32You'll know it's me
00:11:33Okay
00:11:34Well thank you
00:11:36Anything else you want to get
00:11:38Off your chest
00:11:38While we have you here
00:11:39Um
00:11:40If I just want to say
00:11:42Random Jean
00:11:42I think you're the bomb
00:11:43And if it's one thing
00:11:44You can learn from me
00:11:45It's that sometimes
00:11:46You get that dream job
00:11:47That you think is going to be awesome
00:11:48And it doesn't end up panning out
00:11:50So don't feel so bad
00:11:51Look at that
00:11:52Random Jean
00:11:52Look at that Random Jean
00:11:54Kristen I think you're really cool
00:11:56I do
00:11:59I love a girl whose hands smell like shit
00:12:01You know
00:12:04One day you're gonna
00:12:06You're gonna pass that test
00:12:07And you're gonna be teaching
00:12:08Normal kids
00:12:09Not normal
00:12:11Random Jean
00:12:12Normal is not the
00:12:13Correct
00:12:14It is not PC
00:12:15But for 50 cents
00:12:17Less an hour
00:12:17I'm sorry
00:12:18I love minimum wage
00:12:22We call them fed
00:12:22Thank you for the call
00:12:24We hope you can keep your chin up
00:12:27Tomorrow at work
00:12:28And you are doing a good thing
00:12:29So stick with it
00:12:30Okay thank you
00:12:32Alright
00:12:33Yeah yeah yeah
00:12:35So glad you gave us a call
00:12:36Yeah yeah yeah yeah
00:12:39So so far we've had
00:12:40We've had homophobic people
00:12:42We've had someone mock
00:12:43Her own special education students
00:12:44Weird night of calls
00:12:46But good calls
00:12:47Oh just so everybody
00:12:49Knows how this works
00:12:50The way it's gonna work
00:12:51You're gonna meet
00:12:51All of our random contestants
00:12:52Then you can go to
00:12:53Thechrisgethertshow.com
00:12:55Vote for who you think
00:12:56Should be the new random
00:12:57Your vote counts
00:12:57So make sure you get to the website
00:12:59You'll meet all the randoms
00:13:00You'll be able to vote
00:13:01On who yours is
00:13:02There's a blog post up there already
00:13:03That lets them know
00:13:04So uh
00:13:05I already know which one
00:13:06I hate the most
00:13:06Okay fair
00:13:07You've met them all
00:13:08He's creeping me out
00:13:09He's creeping me out
00:13:10He's creeping me out
00:13:10We have another random
00:13:10What do you think
00:13:11Okay
00:13:12Random Dan
00:13:13Thank you for your time up here
00:13:14Random Dan
00:13:18A great job
00:13:19Thank you Andrew
00:13:20I hope I hope it works out
00:13:21In the meantime
00:13:22Let's welcome
00:13:23Random Andrew
00:13:25Ladies and gentlemen
00:13:26Who's that
00:13:27Who's gotta be the new random
00:13:29All right
00:13:30You gotta
00:13:31You gotta
00:13:31Are you gonna
00:13:32You gotta
00:13:32Are you gonna
00:13:33Be the new random
00:13:34Random
00:13:35Andrew
00:13:35All right
00:13:36So random Andrew
00:13:37The floor is yours
00:13:38Okay cool
00:13:38I have 90 seconds
00:13:39I have a dramatic reading
00:13:40And I need someone from the panel
00:13:42Actually to read the other part
00:13:43Uh Chris or Jean
00:13:45Hold on
00:13:45Jean I'll always
00:13:46You invite Jean
00:13:47To do something
00:13:48This um
00:13:48I prepared
00:13:49Oh let's see if she knows
00:13:50How to read
00:13:50A reading from
00:13:51From the full house
00:13:53Starring Dave Couillet
00:13:54And um
00:13:56Oh you're gonna play
00:13:57Uncle Jesse if that's okay
00:13:58I'm gonna play Michelle
00:13:59Okay
00:14:00All right
00:14:00This scene uh
00:14:01It features Uncle Jesse
00:14:02John Stamos
00:14:03And Michelle Tanner
00:14:04Ashley Olsen
00:14:05Uh saying goodbye to one another
00:14:06After Jesse decides
00:14:07He's moving out
00:14:08Of the uh
00:14:09Full house
00:14:09With his wife
00:14:10I vote for you
00:14:10You got Bethany's endorsement
00:14:12Um I figured
00:14:13Uh you know
00:14:14I'm an actor
00:14:14So I should show
00:14:15Uh versatile acting
00:14:17Thus the part of Michelle Tanner
00:14:18Okay
00:14:19Okay
00:14:19Um so here's the scene
00:14:21Michelle is sitting on her bed
00:14:22And uh
00:14:23After just hearing the news
00:14:24And Jesse walks towards her
00:14:26I'm gonna warn you
00:14:27There's a kiss
00:14:28But it's on the nose
00:14:29Are you uh
00:14:30Comfortable with this
00:14:30Random Jean's nose
00:14:32Is inside her mouth
00:14:33All right
00:14:37Are you ready
00:14:38Yeah
00:14:38All right
00:14:38You have the first line
00:14:39Time for one of our
00:14:43World famous talks
00:14:44Man to lunch now
00:14:45Why are you leaving me
00:14:46No it's a dramatic reading
00:14:51Of the role
00:14:51Wow they're fighting
00:14:52The old versus the new
00:14:55I mean if you want me to
00:14:57That's random
00:14:58Barack Obama or a llama
00:15:01In a play that's a drama
00:15:02As an insomniac
00:15:03Playing Mario Kart
00:15:05With Picasso
00:15:05And his art
00:15:06Create a fresh start
00:15:07In a bar
00:15:08Playing darts
00:15:09Shopping carts
00:15:10Quickie sex
00:15:11Quickie malt
00:15:11Quickie milk
00:15:13Broken hearts
00:15:14Now that's
00:15:14That's
00:15:15That's
00:15:15That's
00:15:16That's
00:15:16That's
00:15:16That's
00:15:17That's
00:15:17That's
00:15:17That's
00:15:17That's
00:15:17Random
00:15:17Using too many
00:15:21Commas
00:15:22A daddy's
00:15:24Baby's
00:15:24Mama
00:15:25A person in a coma
00:15:26From a car accident
00:15:27In a Toyota
00:15:28Corolla
00:15:29With a young actress
00:15:30Fanning Dakota
00:15:31Driving from
00:15:32North to
00:15:32South
00:15:32States
00:15:33While running
00:15:34Late for a date
00:15:35Making mixtapes
00:15:36Hot tracks
00:15:36TJ Maxx
00:15:37Sending a fax
00:15:38For workers comp
00:15:39From broke backs
00:15:40Mountains
00:15:41You never bring
00:15:42Any fish home
00:15:43R.I.P.
00:15:45NFL
00:15:46Tackles
00:15:47And sacks
00:15:47I want my baby back
00:15:48Baby back
00:15:49Baby back
00:15:49More scat
00:15:51Eating ribs
00:15:53Clearance racks
00:15:54Radio shacks
00:15:55Cash
00:15:55Pillsbury dough
00:15:57Stacks
00:15:57Stocks
00:15:58Nasdaqs
00:15:59Insurance
00:16:00Afflecks
00:16:00Ben
00:16:01No insurance
00:16:01Heart attacks
00:16:02Artery plaque
00:16:03The opposite of dope
00:16:04Whack
00:16:05The opposite of dinner
00:16:06Snack
00:16:07The opposite of peen
00:16:11Snatch
00:16:12Flick flick flick
00:16:12That bean
00:16:13But don't drop it
00:16:15Catch
00:16:15The opposite of ice
00:16:17Match
00:16:18Fire
00:16:18The opposite of slack
00:16:21Tight rope
00:16:22Wire
00:16:22The opposite of Kobe
00:16:25Shack
00:16:25The opposite of PC
00:16:27Mac
00:16:27R.I.P.
00:16:28Steve
00:16:28Jobs
00:16:30Apple
00:16:30Mac
00:16:30With cheese
00:16:31Nuggets
00:16:31With honey
00:16:32Bees
00:16:32Knees
00:16:32Trees
00:16:33Pollen
00:16:33Sneeze
00:16:34Cold winter
00:16:35Christmas
00:16:35Reads
00:16:36Keanu Reeves
00:16:37Children
00:16:38Illiterate
00:16:39Can't
00:16:39Read
00:16:40Gwen
00:16:40Stefani
00:16:41Can't
00:16:41Speak
00:16:41Can't
00:16:42Breathe
00:16:43Picking anything
00:16:46Off the menu
00:16:47Now that's a random
00:16:49Selection
00:16:49A coup d'etat
00:16:52For democracy
00:16:53Now that's a
00:16:55Random election
00:16:56And finally
00:17:01A building
00:17:03Going up
00:17:05That's a random
00:17:07Erection
00:17:07Time
00:17:11Travel
00:17:12Sandwiches
00:17:14Gene
00:17:16I don't know about
00:17:30Anyone else
00:17:31I think
00:17:31Random Gene
00:17:32Should frame this
00:17:33And put this
00:17:33In her new apartment
00:17:34I feel like
00:17:40What I'm noticing
00:17:40With Phil's poems
00:17:41I feel like
00:17:42What we're all
00:17:42Starting to realize
00:17:43Is like
00:17:43Phil is immensely
00:17:44Talented
00:17:45What the fuck
00:17:46Is he wasting
00:17:46His talents
00:17:46On this show
00:17:47For
00:17:47Oh look at this
00:17:51Riley has sent us
00:17:53A picture of himself
00:17:53In his work uniform
00:17:54Selling pizza
00:17:56Thank you
00:17:57Robot Riley
00:17:58That's great
00:17:58We gotta move
00:17:59The show along
00:18:00Ladies and gentlemen
00:18:01We have a very special
00:18:02Video for you
00:18:03The human fish
00:18:04He discovered us
00:18:05And he's kind of
00:18:06Explored the world
00:18:06Of men through us
00:18:07But he's recently
00:18:08Branched out
00:18:08I'm very happy
00:18:09To air this video
00:18:11The human fish
00:18:12Recently
00:18:13I believe
00:18:13Explored public
00:18:14Transportation
00:18:15So ladies and gentlemen
00:18:16Let's go ahead
00:18:17And see how that went
00:18:19The human fish
00:18:20Explores public
00:18:20Transportation
00:18:21Skyscrapers
00:18:24Versus
00:18:25Skymall
00:18:25Magazine
00:18:26Hmm.
00:20:26Where's the pool, man?
00:20:30Carjackers versus lowriders.
00:20:34Who wins?
00:20:37Lowriders.
00:20:38What are you doing with those?
00:20:49Are you going to go in the water?
00:20:54The beach is just over there.
00:21:01The little sign means not going hard.
00:21:04That's his home.
00:21:10That's his home.
00:21:10That's his home.
00:21:10I'm going to go in the water.
00:21:28No answer?
00:21:50Skymaw.
00:21:53Human fish out there in the world.
00:21:55We'll see more of that.
00:21:56Human fish, I hope you enjoyed your time exploring New York City.
00:22:00All right.
00:22:02Random Andrew, I want to thank you for your time on the panel.
00:22:04Great job.
00:22:05You can vote for a random Andrew.
00:22:08Thechristepeshow.com if you want to vote for random Andrew to be our next random.
00:22:11Thank you for everything.
00:22:12In the meantime, is random Christy in the house?
00:22:15Random Christy.
00:22:18Who's gonna be the random?
00:22:22Are you gonna, are you gonna, are you gonna, are you gonna, are you gonna, are you gonna
00:22:26come in the room?
00:22:28Christy.
00:22:29All right.
00:22:30So Christy, that's your mic.
00:22:31You can deliver your words straight to that camera.
00:22:34Let us know why you should be the new random on the Chris Gethardt Show.
00:22:37I also have the flu right now, so I'm gonna try not to, wow, I like that.
00:22:42Yeah, dedication to the show, dedication to the show.
00:22:45But my name is Christy Coffey, and that is not made up.
00:22:49That is my real name.
00:22:50I'm not an enthusiastic stripper.
00:22:52You may remember my name from placing second in the nation in an all-girls football league.
00:22:59Yeah, so I basically just moved out here.
00:23:04I'm gonna tell you guys some stories because my stories are so whack that you'll probably
00:23:09end up feeling so much better about your lives if you guys put me on this panel, and
00:23:13it'll be a lot better for you, trust me.
00:23:15But I just moved out here from Las Vegas, and it's cool to be in a city where your most
00:23:21famous celebrity is not Guy Fieri.
00:23:24In Vegas, we have Guy Fieri and Crack Horse.
00:23:27But I'm really excited to be in New York because out here we have Matthew Broderick and Crack
00:23:33Horse.
00:23:35But I've had some really horrible dating experiences since I moved out here, pretty much involving
00:23:42guys fainting on me at a party, and then a hot guy approached me to tell me I was standing
00:23:50in vomit, so it was pretty good.
00:23:53It was pretty good.
00:23:55And that's pretty much it.
00:23:57I just learned lots of stories.
00:23:59Random Christy standing in vomit.
00:24:01Guys fainting.
00:24:03Wonderful.
00:24:03Good morning right now.
00:24:04I'm bad at you.
00:24:06You came out guns blazing with that.
00:24:07So yeah, you can grab your seat.
00:24:08Welcome to the show, Random Christy.
00:24:10We're very happy.
00:24:11We're very happy to have you.
00:24:14Gene, we have an old friend of ours who's been on the show before.
00:24:18He wanted to send you off on your way.
00:24:21Ladies and gentlemen, Sypha Sounds from Hot 97.
00:24:27How are you, Sypha?
00:24:28I can see you back.
00:24:30It's clean, my friend.
00:24:32Oh, my God.
00:24:33This is for you.
00:24:35Thank you so much.
00:24:36Those are cupcakes.
00:24:37Share them.
00:24:37Oh, of course.
00:24:39Leave them alone.
00:24:40Oh, thank you so much, Sypha.
00:24:42Take those.
00:24:43I will.
00:24:44Okay.
00:24:45Thank you so much.
00:24:48Thank you, Sarah.
00:24:52All right.
00:24:52Look at this.
00:24:53After the show, guys.
00:24:54Let these go a little high so we don't block fish.
00:24:56Oh, yeah.
00:24:56Here.
00:24:57Yeah.
00:24:58Let's maybe we could have one of our producers hang on to these.
00:25:00Until the end.
00:25:01Or I could just hold them.
00:25:03Should I just hold them first?
00:25:04The fish can hold them.
00:25:05Just the right way.
00:25:05Oh, yeah.
00:25:06Let's have the fish hold them.
00:25:07There we go.
00:25:08So, look at that.
00:25:09Sypha Sounds.
00:25:10You have a new friend in Sypha Sounds.
00:25:12Thank you so much.
00:25:13Now, Jean, before you met me, did you ever think one day I might be friends with one of
00:25:17the hosts of Hot 97's morning show?
00:25:18Look at that.
00:25:21All right.
00:25:22Let's go back to the phones.
00:25:23Caller, you're on the air.
00:25:24Welcome to the Chris Gethard Show.
00:25:25Hi, Chris.
00:25:26It's Jackie.
00:25:27How are you?
00:25:28Oh, Jackie.
00:25:29How's it going?
00:25:30Okay.
00:25:31I wanted to call in and tell you about my horrible job experience.
00:25:35Okay.
00:25:35I'm listening.
00:25:36So, it started off pretty, you know, normal, terrible boss stuff.
00:25:41Like, he would, I'd schedule a meeting and then he would claim he never got the invite.
00:25:47Stupid shit like that.
00:25:48Okay.
00:25:49Then, it escalated to, I had to be in the office at 8.30 every morning.
00:25:54And he wouldn't be there.
00:25:55So, at 8.31, he would call to make sure I was there.
00:25:59Okay.
00:25:59Then, it got even weirder where when a few times he did come to the office, he would blast
00:26:06his iPod so that if I was on the phone with his customer or something, he'd make me hang
00:26:10up so he could listen to his music.
00:26:12And then, it finally culminated with him asking me to smell his fingers.
00:26:17And that is how that ended.
00:26:19What is his, what did his fingers smell like?
00:26:23Interesting question.
00:26:24I didn't actually smell them.
00:26:26I just kind of imitated it, I guess, and then turned away.
00:26:32He's a huge dick, though, and I hope he dies.
00:26:34Yeah.
00:26:35Did you, I assume you quit right after that?
00:26:37I did not.
00:26:39It's a terrible economy.
00:26:40Wait, this is your current job?
00:26:43I'm sorry?
00:26:43Is this your current job?
00:26:47No.
00:26:47Oh, no.
00:26:49Wow.
00:26:49Oh, I don't like this.
00:26:54Wow.
00:26:55Well, I'm really sorry that you had to go through that.
00:26:58Yeah.
00:26:58I imagine he's going to get fired soon because now that we have other employees, other people
00:27:03see, he's an asshole.
00:27:04He hasn't asked anyone else to smell his fingers yet, but it's only a matter of time.
00:27:08All right.
00:27:09Well, I'm really sorry that happened to you.
00:27:10Anything else you want to talk about tonight?
00:27:12I do want to say goodbye to Gene.
00:27:14I'm so sorry.
00:27:15I couldn't be there to see you off.
00:27:17Okay.
00:27:17And I have a question for the human fish.
00:27:20Okay.
00:27:20Question for the fish.
00:27:21After that video.
00:27:23Subway transportation or Subway the restaurant?
00:27:26Ooh.
00:27:26Subway transportation versus Subway the restaurant.
00:27:32Subway the restaurant.
00:27:33Yeah.
00:27:33They got $5 footlongs.
00:27:39Got to get that.
00:27:41All right.
00:27:41Ladies and gentlemen, I'll show you, you know, this show has so many people behind the scenes.
00:27:46Surprisingly enough, if you watch it, there's many people who work really hard to make this
00:27:49show happen.
00:27:50One of the guys who doesn't get enough credit is our friend Rich.
00:27:52Rich, we want to welcome you to the show.
00:27:54Your first ever honor of cheering.
00:28:00How are you?
00:28:01So I think we're going to have you over here at this same mic.
00:28:03Now, Rich, you host the longest running call-in show in New York.
00:28:08In New York.
00:28:08That's DVTV Live.
00:28:10Our 17th, going into our 17th year.
00:28:12Wow.
00:28:13Starting tomorrow night, 1030 on channel 67.
00:28:16Is that the same channel?
00:28:16I think we're on channel 67 as well.
00:28:18I think we're on the same channel too.
00:28:19All right.
00:28:20Great.
00:28:20Everybody check out Rich's show.
00:28:22And I've been told I should ask you about your eyewear.
00:28:24Well, if your eyes look like mine do right now, you'd be wearing glasses too.
00:28:30Okay.
00:28:30I've got a mild titter of you.
00:28:35But, yeah, I've been running the longest running call-in show.
00:28:39I'm sure we share some of the callers because I get plenty of crank callers.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:45As do we.
00:28:45Not that I recognize anybody's voice, but I don't recognize anybody's voice on the air.
00:28:49But even your crank callers can call in.
00:28:51I encourage everybody to call in tomorrow night, 1030 on channel 67.
00:28:55All right.
00:28:55And that's how we do the show, live and just like this show, live and take phone calls.
00:29:00Tomorrow, 1030.
00:29:01Everybody check it out.
00:29:02Call in.
00:29:03Support our man, Rich.
00:29:04So, Rich, having done a call-in show for 17 years, is ours just like a big pile of shit in your eyes?
00:29:09Oh, no, no.
00:29:09I'm real impressed with this show.
00:29:11This is highly organized.
00:29:13It may seem like it's totally spontaneous, but, and in many ways it is, but it is highly organized.
00:29:21I'm impressed with that.
00:29:22And that's the only reason this show happens.
00:29:24Okay.
00:29:24Because you guys are prepared, so.
00:29:26All right.
00:29:27Cool.
00:29:28Yes, and I'm very pleased to be on Random Jeans.
00:29:31Well, not pleased to be, but pleased to be on the show that's going to be your last one.
00:29:36Okay.
00:29:37I'm not pleased that's your last show, but I'm not speaking.
00:29:39You're welcome.
00:29:40It's been a long day at this stage, all right?
00:29:43You're welcome.
00:29:44All right.
00:29:44And actually, I left something on the roof.
00:29:48I've got to go.
00:29:49Okay.
00:29:51Thank you very much.
00:29:53I'll say the Lord.
00:29:54I don't like this.
00:29:55Rich, okay.
00:29:56Random Christy, they're telling me to say thank you for your time on the panel.
00:29:59We might see you again soon.
00:30:00If you want to vote for Random Christy, thechrisgetherdshow.com.
00:30:04In the blog section, you'll see the first section is a poll where you can vote.
00:30:08We've got to go ahead and welcome our final potential random for the night, ladies and
00:30:12gentlemen, Random George.
00:30:26George.
00:30:26Well, this is the most fucked up thing I've ever seen.
00:30:29Who is this guy?
00:30:31Oh, flowers for Random Jean, a card for Shannon.
00:30:34Random George.
00:30:35I will say this.
00:30:36This is not a joke at all.
00:30:37In organizing this, Random George was very, very vague and mysterious about everything
00:30:42in his emails.
00:30:43And I'm not saying that to help him set up whatever this is.
00:30:46He has been this mysterious the entire time.
00:30:48So, Random George and helper, welcome to the show.
00:30:51Why is the corner of this wet?
00:30:53Because he probably, from the flowers, he's kind of wet.
00:30:58Don't defend him.
00:30:59Okay, so in 90 seconds, Random George and friend, the floor is yours.
00:31:04Can you see that?
00:31:05Good afternoon.
00:31:09He has presents for everybody.
00:31:15He's got presents for Random Jean who's leaving.
00:31:17Johnny, is he speaking Greek?
00:31:22All right, Johnny Wallow has verified he's speaking Greek.
00:31:27What's going on?
00:31:37Kiss for everybody.
00:31:38Kiss for everybody.
00:31:40So, Johnny.
00:31:41Kiss for everybody.
00:31:42So, his name is probably George.
00:31:44His name was probably George.
00:31:45Oh, thank you.
00:31:45Okay, a mask for...
00:31:48Puffed air versus creamed air.
00:31:53Puffed air versus creamed air.
00:31:56Who wins?
00:31:57Creamed air.
00:31:57Creamed air.
00:31:59I'm going to go ahead and say, I don't know what that is.
00:32:01What's creamed?
00:32:02Anybody?
00:32:03Creamed air?
00:32:03Puffed air?
00:32:04Creamed air?
00:32:07He has no idea.
00:32:11Random George doesn't know either.
00:32:14George.
00:32:15Random George is pulling something out of his underwear.
00:32:18Random George is pulling something out of his underwear.
00:32:21Random George making a mark.
00:32:25Wow.
00:32:26I have to say, I actually thought that was your penis.
00:32:28All right, let's go back to the phones.
00:32:31Caller, you're on the air.
00:32:32Welcome to the show.
00:32:33Hi, Chris.
00:32:35Hey, who's this?
00:32:35Hi, Gene.
00:32:36I want to say goodbye to Gene.
00:32:38I really am going to miss her.
00:32:39Okay, who's this?
00:32:41My name's Holly.
00:32:43Okay, Holly.
00:32:43Well, what do you want to talk about tonight?
00:32:45Well, I wanted to, I really wanted to comment on that one caller that worked with the special
00:32:52ed kids.
00:32:53I really do think she needs to find another line of work.
00:32:57Okay.
00:32:57You know, it's really disappointing that she's so unhappy with her job, and it would be good
00:33:03to move on with that.
00:33:04I thought I had a bad day at work, and then I heard a story, and I was like, ooh, well,
00:33:08maybe I should be counting my blessings.
00:33:10Wow.
00:33:10So, but anyway, I want to say that you guys are really, I'm a huge fan.
00:33:16I think I'm your second fan.
00:33:17I guess Walter's your first, but I'm definitely a big fan of you guys, and I really look forward
00:33:23to you every single week watching you, and I'm really going to miss Gene.
00:33:27I'd also like to know what is on the human fish's mind tonight.
00:33:30Okay, what's on the human fish's mind?
00:33:31Holly, thank you for the call.
00:33:34Geno's Philly Cheesesteaks in Philadelphia versus Four Burgers in Boston, Massachusetts.
00:33:45Oh, wow.
00:33:46Four Burgers in Boston, Massachusetts.
00:34:00All right, gentlemen, remember, October 15th, if you're in New Jersey, go see them at the
00:34:04Stanhope House.
00:34:05Later that night, if you're in New York, see them at Arlene's Grocery.
00:34:07In the meantime, let's welcome back to the stage, the handsome man!
00:34:16Don't you worry!
00:34:21guitar solo
00:34:51Tennessee rain on my mind every day
00:34:56If you're thinking please don't do it out loud
00:34:59The lazy just dream and it pulls at my seams
00:35:04Till that poison helps me slow it back down
00:35:07But I don't believe that I will ever see
00:35:12That road that you paved in my name
00:35:15Master, we're in a tight spot
00:35:20Call me in your bed, all the lovers have said
00:35:24I'll be here when you're feeling afraid
00:35:27The life that you led, well it's not over yet
00:35:32Think of all the friends you can't blame
00:35:35It never seems that life is but a dream
00:35:40But take care of yourself just the same
00:35:43Master, this is bad
00:35:47Don't you worry a bit about me now
00:35:52I'll find my way now
00:35:55Don't you worry a bit about me now
00:36:00I'll find my way now
00:36:03Don't you worry a bit about me now
00:36:08I'll find my way
00:36:10Don't you worry a bit about me now
00:36:16I'll find my way
00:36:18All of those times I tried to say goodbye
00:36:23But my blood, it just turned into rain
00:36:27Night turns away as the moon silver made to sun
00:36:32I can't stop spinning again
00:36:34Any day now we'll all meet the ground
00:36:39And I'll stop playing their stupid games
00:36:43Don't you worry a bit about me now
00:36:56I'll find my way
00:36:58Don't you worry a bit about me now
00:37:04I'll find my way
00:37:06Don't you worry a bit about me now
00:37:12I'll find my way
00:37:14Don't you worry a bit about me now
00:37:20I'll find my way
00:37:26I know this isn't hopeless
00:37:34So focus, baby, focus
00:37:39Focus, baby, focus
00:37:43Focus, baby, focus
00:37:47Focus, baby, focus
00:37:51Focus, baby, focus
00:37:55Focus, baby, focus
00:37:59Focus, baby, focus
00:38:03Focus, baby, focus
00:38:07Focus, baby, focus
00:38:11Don't you worry
00:38:14Focus, baby, focus
00:38:16Focus, baby, focus
00:38:18Focus, baby, focus
00:38:20Focus, baby, focus
00:38:22Focus, baby, focus
00:38:23Focus, baby, focus
00:38:26Focus, baby, focus
00:38:27Focus, baby, focus
00:38:29You're random gene
00:38:31And you're our random queen
00:38:34We know you like England
00:38:38And trust funds and brunch
00:38:40We know that you wanna
00:38:42Give Facebook a punch
00:38:44You're random gene
00:38:47And you're our random queen
00:38:49You're random gene
00:38:54Yeah, random gene
00:38:55You ended up on a TV screen
00:38:59Oh, random gene
00:39:01Yeah, random gene
00:39:03You liked the movie
00:39:05Submarine
00:39:07Goodbye, random gene
00:39:09This is a fun one, right?
00:39:33I like that guy
00:39:35You don't like that guy
00:39:36Still going
00:39:44Welcome, right?
00:39:56Thank you
00:39:56Live stream
00:40:15Alright, goodbye to everybody
00:40:18On our live stream
00:40:19We love you guys
00:40:19Thanks for sticking with it
00:40:21Thanks for watching it
00:40:22Let people know we're out there
00:40:23Really appreciate everybody
00:40:24Checking it out
00:40:25Thank you so much
00:40:26We'll see you next week
00:40:27Have a good one
00:40:28Everybody, cupcakes
00:40:29Inside the sounds
00:40:30Cupcakes
00:40:32Inside the sounds
00:40:33Hi, my name's Jean
00:40:45I wanted to know
00:40:46What's the point of this show?
00:40:47I just turned it on
00:40:48That's a great question, Jean
00:40:50Now, Jean
00:40:52Let me ask you this
00:40:52Would you like to come
00:40:54Hang out in the studio
00:40:55And be on TV
00:40:56For the rest of the show
00:40:56With us?
00:40:57Yeah, sure
00:40:58How long is the show for?
00:40:59Long, I think she's here
00:41:01Is this Jean?
00:41:02Jean!
00:41:03Jean!
00:41:03All right, Jean!
00:41:06Please, Jean, come on down
00:41:07I don't know what the point of the show is
00:41:09But cool, I'm on public access
00:41:11Yeah, no, congrats on that
00:41:13I'm Bethany
00:41:14Nice to meet you, Bethany
00:41:16You're Chris, you're the star of the show
00:41:17Not star, host
00:41:18What are you normally doing on Wednesdays
00:41:20From 11 p.m. to midnight?
00:41:22Um, currently nothing
00:41:24Would you be interested in showing up here
00:41:26Every week and being a permanent cast member
00:41:28On the show?
00:41:29Yeah, sure
00:41:30Yay!
00:41:31Jean, just join the show
00:41:32Jean, you should be here every week
00:41:34We'll always have you here
00:41:35To solicit your opinions
00:41:36And get updates on your life
00:41:37Okay, sure
00:41:38So you are now a member of our show
00:41:40Cool!
00:41:41Okay
00:41:41Jean, you are a cast member on our show
00:41:43Nice
00:41:44Okay
00:41:44We have another caller
00:41:45Caller, how are you?
00:41:47All right, it's me again
00:41:48It's Walter
00:41:48Hey, Walter, what's up, buddy?
00:41:50Hey, Walter, what's up?
00:41:51I just wanted to know
00:41:52When are you guys, um
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