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00:00:01This is all a facade. I want to be here.
00:00:19I'm trying to work my way into this.
00:00:21So you want to work your way into weird nerdy comedy.
00:00:24I'm trying to get to his level.
00:00:26And you know, I'm sure you're well aware, being in the world of hip-hop,
00:00:31every nerdy white dude wants to be a rapper.
00:00:34That's just a fact.
00:00:35That's what I heard.
00:00:35Every single nerdy white dude is like, deep down, I think I can do it.
00:00:39It's true.
00:00:41Just do it. Jump right in.
00:00:42Maybe. This is what I do instead, which is shameful.
00:00:45So, because of that, because we're from different worlds,
00:00:48the call-in topic I want to put out there tonight is,
00:00:51when have you felt most out of your element?
00:00:54Callers, call us up.
00:00:55Let us know.
00:00:55My example, when I was in high school,
00:00:58I foolishly volunteered to attend the Scared Straight program.
00:01:01I was the only volunteer.
00:01:03It was a bad idea.
00:01:04I thought there would be more volunteers.
00:01:06It was me, every kid from my high school who needed to go to Scared Straight.
00:01:11We went to Rahway State Penitentiary in Jersey.
00:01:13That's where the film was filmed.
00:01:15It was just me, prison guards, prisoners, out of my element.
00:01:18So call us up.
00:01:19Let us know when you've been out of your element.
00:01:21And we'll get those calls going soon.
00:01:24Yeah, yeah, yeah, why don't you give us a call?
00:01:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:01:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, why don't you give us a call?
00:01:32Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:01:35All right, and before we start anything else, we've got a bit tonight for everybody on the panel.
00:01:39I want to thank everybody for competing in this game.
00:01:41It's our Noah Foreman, our producer.
00:01:43He's going to come set it up with us.
00:01:44It's called, What's On My Head?
00:01:47I really want to know, I really want, I really want to know, what's on my head.
00:01:56All right, so here's how this works.
00:01:58Here's how this is going to work.
00:01:59Noah, you have a headband.
00:02:00That's right.
00:02:01You're going to put it on one of us.
00:02:02You have an order.
00:02:03None of us know what order it is.
00:02:04No, it's random, completely random.
00:02:05You're going to stick a picture in the headband.
00:02:07Yes.
00:02:08So whoever's wearing it can't see it.
00:02:09Yes.
00:02:10Callers can call up, offer one word clues.
00:02:12Yeah, that's about it.
00:02:13Once you guess, it moves on to the next person on your randomly generated list.
00:02:17Yes.
00:02:17And it's like a game of hot potato.
00:02:18It's just like hot potato.
00:02:19Whoever's wearing that headband at the end of the show has to perform a karaoke version
00:02:23of Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Phone.
00:02:24Oh, wow.
00:02:25That's why we'll end our show today.
00:02:26All pretty simple.
00:02:27Let's all have fun out there, okay?
00:02:29All right.
00:02:30Awesome.
00:02:31So the first person is Shannon.
00:02:33Shannon.
00:02:34Okay.
00:02:35Let's set it up.
00:02:36Are we allowed to see this?
00:02:37No.
00:02:38We'll see it.
00:02:39Jordan.
00:02:40It's a dumb, dumb question.
00:02:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:02:42We also assume, we think callers might call up and just shout out what it is.
00:02:45And I assume if you do that, that you're not just being a dick, that you don't want
00:02:49to see that person sing, so you want it to move on.
00:02:51So there we go.
00:02:53Let's see what it is.
00:02:54Get them in there nice and firm.
00:02:56Let's look right to camera.
00:02:58Let me see what it is right there.
00:03:00Me too.
00:03:01Okay.
00:03:02Okay.
00:03:03That's good.
00:03:04So let's go ahead and see.
00:03:06And by a round of hand, I do not want to sing that Billy Joel song.
00:03:09I assume everybody else, same page?
00:03:10I would sing that.
00:03:11I would sing that.
00:03:12Okay.
00:03:13Who else?
00:03:14Zoom and Fish?
00:03:15You can't sing.
00:03:16But I'm first.
00:03:17We will find out what happens if you have to sing.
00:03:18Anybody else?
00:03:19Wait, do we get the words or no?
00:03:20Yeah, we have the words.
00:03:21Bethany, you're not into it.
00:03:22I don't want to sing.
00:03:23As long as you have the words, I'm cool.
00:03:24Okay.
00:03:25Random Gene's down or anything.
00:03:26I'm at Gene.
00:03:27But you know he's a dick, so that might help.
00:03:28Yeah.
00:03:29You know Joe, I would rather date Shannon than date you.
00:03:32Random Gene, who are you, man?
00:03:33Wow.
00:03:34That was like...
00:03:35Random Gene, who are you and where do you come from?
00:03:37You kind of just dissed me.
00:03:39All right.
00:03:40Saying I'd rather date a pile of rotten assholes than you.
00:03:43So Joe, just so you know, Shannon keeps saying after the shows, if you ever want to
00:03:47come down to the studio and have a face-to-face confrontation, she's down.
00:03:50So if you want to dodge that, you dodge that.
00:03:52Okay, sweetheart.
00:03:53If you want to come down, come down.
00:03:54Let us know.
00:03:55Come down, sweetheart.
00:03:56If I ask, I will.
00:03:57Okay, sweetheart.
00:03:58That's only one.
00:03:59One.
00:04:00Calm down.
00:04:01You calm down, sweetheart.
00:04:02All right.
00:04:03So Joe, we're going to cut you off.
00:04:04Shannon, do you have a guess based on the clues?
00:04:06Fupa and what you see when you look in the mirror.
00:04:09I would say me, they're accurate.
00:04:11My guess is a vagina.
00:04:13No.
00:04:14No, no, no.
00:04:15Wrong track.
00:04:16I think we have a very special guest with us tonight.
00:04:18Okay, so everybody.
00:04:19A couple weeks ago, two shows ago, we had a new guest.
00:04:22This guy called me up.
00:04:23He said, your show needs a mascot.
00:04:25I said, I've always dreamed of having my own mascot.
00:04:27This guy came out, he said, my name's Gethy.
00:04:29I'm going to perform.
00:04:30I said, I don't know who you are, what that means.
00:04:32Unfortunately, a strange, mysterious maniac came out of nowhere, stabbed him.
00:04:38Right as he started performing.
00:04:39We don't know why.
00:04:40Gethy's been in the hospital, healing up, went through intense physical therapy.
00:04:45He's back.
00:04:46I'm glad we got him back.
00:04:47We're going to finally see what Gethy can do.
00:04:50Ladies and gentlemen, straight out of the hospital, let's welcome Gethy back.
00:04:54Ready.
00:04:55Gethy.
00:04:56Go.
00:04:57Ready.
00:04:58Gethy.
00:04:59Go.
00:05:00Ready.
00:05:01Gethy.
00:05:02Go.
00:05:03Ready.
00:05:04Ready.
00:05:05Gethy.
00:05:06Gethy.
00:05:07Go.
00:05:08All right, Gethy, we're happy to have you here, man.
00:05:12All right.
00:05:13So let's do your thing.
00:05:15All right.
00:05:16Oh, what?
00:05:17Wow.
00:05:18Okay.
00:05:19This is sort of mascot-y.
00:05:20I'll cut him some slack because he's recently stabbed.
00:05:22Doing the Macarena.
00:05:23Okay, doing the Macarena.
00:05:24Very graceful.
00:05:25I like it.
00:05:26I will say, overall, I'm giving a thumbs up to Gethy.
00:05:28His eyeballs have a headphone.
00:05:29Yeah.
00:05:30He's having some...
00:05:31Oh, fuck!
00:05:32It's that fucking guy!
00:05:33Oh, no, no, no!
00:05:34That fucking guy is back!
00:05:35No, no, no, no!
00:05:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:44This is so sad.
00:05:45Leave him alone!
00:05:46Dude, what?
00:05:47Who are you?
00:05:48Eye to eye?
00:05:49He said he can signal that he can see him.
00:05:51This man may be mute, ladies and gentlemen.
00:05:53You're not...
00:05:54Who are you?
00:05:55What's your problem with Kim?
00:05:56What's in the envelope?
00:05:57What?
00:05:58Is this Back to the Future?
00:05:59Yeah.
00:06:00That's right.
00:06:01That's what I thought, too.
00:06:02Back to the Future 2.
00:06:03The fuck's your problem with Kim?
00:06:04What's your problem with Kim?
00:06:05What's in the envelope?
00:06:06What?
00:06:07Is this Back to the Future?
00:06:08Yeah.
00:06:09That's right.
00:06:10That's what I thought, too.
00:06:11Back to the Future 2.
00:06:12What the fuck?
00:06:13So we know Gethy has human hands?
00:06:15What?
00:06:16What?
00:06:17Gethy's giving him some kind of gourd in exchange for an envelope.
00:06:22The mystery of Gethy.
00:06:23Gethy's white.
00:06:24If only is Ethan.
00:06:30That's...
00:06:31That's what happened?
00:06:32What the fuck?
00:06:33That's what happened?
00:06:35Oh, fuck!
00:06:36Oh!
00:06:37Oh!
00:06:38Oh!
00:06:39Oh, shit!
00:06:40You stabbed Gethy again!
00:06:41I still want my money, you fuck!
00:06:44Oh, my God!
00:06:45Oh!
00:06:46Oh!
00:06:47Ladies and gentlemen, I have absolutely no idea who that is or why that would happen.
00:06:53Oh.
00:06:54That took a while, though.
00:06:55We can all agree on that.
00:06:56The one thing we can all agree on is...
00:06:58Yeah, it took a while.
00:06:59The first time Gethy showed up, it was quick.
00:07:01This time, a slow burn.
00:07:02Let's see.
00:07:03Do we have any tweets coming in on that?
00:07:04I want to see my homeboy Ryan McDade with Big Digits.
00:07:07Big Digits coming up later.
00:07:08Gethy's so pathetic, he really makes me sad.
00:07:11The first tweet to come in about Gethy, I would say, accurate.
00:07:15Let's go ahead.
00:07:16Let's get another caller on the line.
00:07:18Caller, you're on the Chris Gethard Show.
00:07:19What can we do for you?
00:07:22Caller, are you there?
00:07:24No caller?
00:07:25No caller.
00:07:26Okay.
00:07:27What do we do?
00:07:28Help Gethy.
00:07:29He's just going to sit there and bleed for the rest of the show.
00:07:32I'm fine.
00:07:33Oh, Random Jean sent me an email that said,
00:07:36I brought you a gift, and I don't know anything about this gift.
00:07:39I bought it in San Francisco.
00:07:42Okay.
00:07:43So it's really cool.
00:07:44Here you go.
00:07:45Let's see, Random Jean.
00:07:46It's something you'll like, though.
00:07:47It's not like some stupid gag gift.
00:07:49Random Jean, I don't know.
00:07:50It's actually you'll like it.
00:07:52Random Jean, you just bought me a Morrissey picture disc single.
00:07:55This is not a cheap item.
00:07:57My favorite artist, Morrissey.
00:08:00Let's get that going in there.
00:08:07Random Jean, this is more thoughtful than anything my friends of over a decade.
00:08:12We're also sitting here.
00:08:14I've been friends with Shannon for 10 years.
00:08:16Bethany for six or seven.
00:08:17Don, four or five.
00:08:18I gave you an Old Navy gift card once.
00:08:21Don did give me a dope ass signed picture of John Starks, though.
00:08:24That's right.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26I signed that.
00:08:27That's true.
00:08:28You did have me over for Thanksgiving.
00:08:29Random Jean, thank you.
00:08:30That was touching.
00:08:31You're welcome.
00:08:32This is Celebrate Show 13.
00:08:33Yes, our 13th show.
00:08:34We do have a caller on the line now.
00:08:36Caller, welcome to the show.
00:08:37What can we do for you?
00:08:40Caller, are you there?
00:08:42I hear you.
00:08:43Hello?
00:08:44Hello, yeah.
00:08:45Hello?
00:08:46Yeah, what's up?
00:08:47You're on the show.
00:08:50Oh, you are.
00:08:51Hey.
00:08:52You got the awkward song.
00:08:53I want to tell a story.
00:08:56Okay, tell your story.
00:08:57What's your story?
00:08:58What's your story?
00:08:59So, I didn't feel out of place in my own home, but I was at Thanksgiving with my family.
00:09:12That's a tough story.
00:09:14We're all in tuition.
00:09:15He's a born-again Christian, too.
00:09:16It's a similar story.
00:09:17That's a tough story.
00:09:18And we're all passing around our thanks.
00:09:21And then he goes up and he starts talking about, you know, what he's thankful for,
00:09:28and then he all of a sudden mentions his love for his Lord Jesus Christ.
00:09:32And, you know, that's cool, but a whole bunch of Jews just got really, really uncomfortable
00:09:37from this one guy.
00:09:38That's weird.
00:09:39And it was just, it was actually pretty hilarious.
00:09:42So what we're discovering tonight, born-again Christians have the ability to create mass social discomfort.
00:09:49We're discovering that tonight.
00:09:50Mm-hmm.
00:09:51Well, thank you for the call.
00:09:52I'm sorry you had to go through that.
00:09:53Do you want to give Shannon a clue as to what's on her head?
00:09:56Yeah, I want to, I want to, I want to give a clue.
00:09:58Okay.
00:09:59What is it?
00:10:00Okay.
00:10:01Think the Jungle Book.
00:10:02Think the Jungle Book?
00:10:03Is that what you just said?
00:10:04Yeah.
00:10:05Yeah, I did.
00:10:06Okay, Shannon, do you want to guess?
00:10:07Oh, man.
00:10:08What you see when you look in the mirror?
00:10:09FUPA Jungle Book.
00:10:11I'm not that familiar with the Jungle Book.
00:10:16You can guess, though.
00:10:17I didn't think of a book.
00:10:19What's your guess?
00:10:20It's like a, it's like a fat native person.
00:10:24No, no.
00:10:25That was weird.
00:10:26That was a weird thing to say.
00:10:27Shannon, that was a really weird thing to say.
00:10:30Very weird.
00:10:31We'll get back to you.
00:10:32It looks like you might be wearing that contraption for the entire hour.
00:10:34I'm actually trying.
00:10:35I'm actually trying.
00:10:36This is so fucking annoying.
00:10:37All right.
00:10:38So, Noah.
00:10:39We going over here?
00:10:40All right.
00:10:41I'm psyched for this.
00:10:42I'm very, very psyched.
00:10:43These guys, our musical guests tonight, drove down from Boston.
00:10:46Fucking awesome.
00:10:47Their new album came out on Tuesday.
00:10:49You can get this on Amazon.com.
00:10:51You can get this on iTunes.
00:10:52You can go to anchorbrain.com.
00:10:54Pick it up.
00:10:55Ladies and gentlemen, straight down from Boston, we're very psyched to welcome Big Digits.
00:11:00Yep, yep, yep.
00:11:03What's up, everybody on the internet, out there in New York, out there in Austin?
00:11:13Howdy.
00:11:15Come on, feel the noise.
00:11:19Just rock your voice.
00:11:22With this wild, wild, wild.
00:11:26Wild, wild, wild.
00:11:29I'll be rousing up your hashtags.
00:11:31Cat for cow and garbage bags.
00:11:33Throw on bats for the honey, catch it, fight a bunch of holly eggs.
00:11:37I'm a gnarly dad, slurried scars on my barley vans.
00:11:40Drunk, fucked, loud, loud.
00:11:42Bout to be Chris Farley fat.
00:11:44I'm a real lover like the brothers on the mothership.
00:11:47Ninja turtle rap, two carrots, Chris and Gloverish.
00:11:50Five golden mics, have fellow on my hand.
00:11:54And I prize everyone from Memphis to Iran.
00:11:57I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran so far away.
00:12:01To the seagulls in a block, by the dock of the bay.
00:12:04Okay, I'm a rock, pocket girlies round the way.
00:12:07Talking Monica, Veronica, Pearl and Jackie.
00:12:11I'm a man in the making, I'm a man you should ask.
00:12:16What you looking for?
00:12:17Until I've done the life of your facts.
00:12:19If I get late, stick you out.
00:12:21Hold new glasses for half.
00:12:23Cause I'm paying out new visions from the pictures of your past.
00:12:27Riches on the graph, work with deadlier than acid.
00:12:30Slash it on your face, but you're also like that.
00:12:33Like money ain't the end, but it's also for the stat.
00:12:36It like staying on the grind, even when you know the slack.
00:12:39Get active and greedy, it's included in our media.
00:12:44So it in the seeding, it's done breathing and re-breathing it.
00:12:47Season in your teens, it's the only way of beating.
00:12:50It just heal, heal, and beat.
00:12:52Hey guys, you can't just beat it.
00:12:54Yeah.
00:12:55Hey guys, you can't just beat it.
00:13:15Oh my god.
00:13:19Oh god.
00:13:25What is this?
00:13:27What is this?
00:13:28What is this?
00:13:29What is this?
00:13:31Motorhome, motorized.
00:13:33Let's get the fuck out and down.
00:13:35Pick it up and take it up.
00:13:37Suitcase full of ultra stock.
00:13:39Pack in the duffel, lift some muscle, lift some money up.
00:13:42Had it for the hills, but my plan is down and crummy up.
00:13:45Stumble, bumble out of state, like we're always spinning playin'.
00:13:48With simple and with playful, we're a simple, not gelade.
00:13:52Eighteen's a life.
00:13:54What's up since it doesn't mention it was fun.
00:13:56Now it's done.
00:13:57And we hope you paid attention.
00:14:05Big Digits.
00:14:07Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be back with more from Big Digits later,
00:14:10which I'm psyched about.
00:14:11Cannot wait to see.
00:14:12Usually by the end, our studio audience is going crazy,
00:14:15and this time your first song.
00:14:17You guys tore it up.
00:14:19Awesome.
00:14:20I also, it's our thirteenth show.
00:14:22We always learn new rules here at MNN.
00:14:24So this is their new album.
00:14:26Get it where you get things like this.
00:14:28And that's apparently all I'm allowed to say.
00:14:30So I apologize if I violated any rules prior to that.
00:14:33My bad.
00:14:34Let's go ahead to the panel.
00:14:35Anybody have any stories about places where they've been out of their element?
00:14:39Human Fish, we know land.
00:14:40Land is yours.
00:14:41But you keep fighting through.
00:14:43Anybody else?
00:14:44Places that you can remember?
00:14:46The prom.
00:14:48The prom.
00:14:49Oh, a heartbreaking answer from Shannon O'Neill.
00:14:51I don't know.
00:14:52I usually feel in my element everywhere.
00:14:54I'm going to be honest.
00:14:55I'm just being honest.
00:14:56I just feel good everywhere.
00:14:58Alright.
00:14:59I was, uh...
00:15:00Oh, this is a bad story.
00:15:01Oh.
00:15:02We do have a tendency to tell very sad stories.
00:15:04It's not sad.
00:15:05I just...
00:15:06Well...
00:15:07Before you even start, can I say, numbers on your screen.
00:15:09Call in now.
00:15:10Tell us your stories, and let's give Shannon a clue.
00:15:11We've got to get this thing off her head.
00:15:13So let's get it moving.
00:15:14Alright.
00:15:15What's your story, Bethany?
00:15:16Alright.
00:15:17So I was nannying in Westport, Connecticut.
00:15:19And I got very drunk.
00:15:22And I invited strangers over to come skinny dipping with me.
00:15:26In the pool of the people whose house I was nannying for.
00:15:29A lot of things wrong with this.
00:15:30Yeah.
00:15:31While they were home.
00:15:33Wow.
00:15:34Okay.
00:15:35And, uh...
00:15:37Well, we woke them up.
00:15:39And, you know, I was with a bunch of people I didn't know.
00:15:42And I got kicked out.
00:15:44You got fired?
00:15:45I got fired.
00:15:46Yeah, that makes sense.
00:15:47And that was the most out of my element I ever...
00:15:50I do love...
00:15:51I will say, Bethany, you haven't revealed it too much on the show.
00:15:54But I do love, you have an ability...
00:15:56You're a very sweet person, but you occasionally throw down a story that's like,
00:15:59Yeah, me and my two older brothers, I killed a meth dealer.
00:16:02These things that come out of nowhere with you.
00:16:04We just got a great tweet that I like.
00:16:06Holy fucking shit.
00:16:07Is Cycla Sounds on the Chris Gethard Show?
00:16:10I just tuned in.
00:16:11Hi.
00:16:12Holy fucking shit.
00:16:13Blowing...
00:16:14That's just what I need.
00:16:16How thoughtful, Luther.
00:16:18Thank you so much.
00:16:20Okay.
00:16:25Gosh, I've been waiting here a while.
00:16:27Hope I'm not being stood up.
00:16:29Oh, gee.
00:16:31Uh, excuse me, miss.
00:16:33Are you ready to order?
00:16:34Oh, no, I'm waiting for someone.
00:16:36I'm here on a date.
00:16:37I know he'll be here soon.
00:16:39I know it.
00:16:41Do you think your plan will really work?
00:16:46Oh, I know it will.
00:16:48It will work like a charm.
00:16:50When Veronica sees who her blind date is,
00:16:53she'll be so surprised she won't know what to say.
00:16:58You.
00:16:59Veronica.
00:17:00It's destiny.
00:17:01We were meant to be together.
00:17:02No.
00:17:03It can't be you.
00:17:04I've got to get out of here.
00:17:05Wait.
00:17:06Come back.
00:17:07Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:17:09With Veronica out of the way, I'm in charge.
00:17:11No.
00:17:12Veronica, you have to give me out.
00:17:13No.
00:17:14Get away from me, Mitchell.
00:17:15I'm different now.
00:17:16Get away from me.
00:17:17No.
00:17:18No.
00:17:19No.
00:17:20No.
00:17:21I will rule over Kanine Manor.
00:17:25I'll do whatever I want.
00:17:27Oh, what can we do?
00:17:29You can be Napoleon and I'll be a Waterloo.
00:17:32We'll be back to fight against the lay.
00:17:34Till then, we'll just be on our way.
00:17:37Ladies and gentlemen, the Lone Cornmeal machine, as always.
00:17:43Let's make sure we send your suggestions to them.
00:17:48Twitter.com slash at Lone Cornmeal.
00:17:51A couple weeks ago, someone tweeted at them,
00:17:52and they filmed a video in the hillside of France,
00:17:55the countryside of France.
00:17:57It was pretty crazy.
00:17:58We've had a couple Twitter clues come in,
00:17:59as far as what's on my head.
00:18:00I saw two people put the word woo.
00:18:02I'm going to make a guess, and if I nail it first try,
00:18:05I'm going to feel really good, sadly.
00:18:07Ric Flair.
00:18:08Yeah.
00:18:10Woo!
00:18:12He makes you boy, baby.
00:18:14To be the best, you've got to beat the best.
00:18:16Do not give me a pro wrestling related thing, man.
00:18:18My brother is out there.
00:18:19He's so proud of me right now.
00:18:20I just nailed that.
00:18:22So, Noah, you're going to set up our next one while we...
00:18:24You can do that while we're sitting up.
00:18:26You can see a little bit.
00:18:27Who's next?
00:18:28Next, we've got Mr. Finnelli.
00:18:30Mr. Don Finnelli.
00:18:31Okay.
00:18:32While you're setting up Finnelli,
00:18:33I'm going to go ahead and welcome back to the stage.
00:18:35The Twitter feedback, incredible on these guys.
00:18:38Before we even get to them,
00:18:39make sure you call in.
00:18:40212-757-1393.
00:18:42That's 212-757-1393.
00:18:46We want to talk to you guys.
00:18:47Let us know how you're feeling about Big Digits.
00:18:49Talk to the Human Fish.
00:18:50The Sounds is in the studio.
00:18:52Call up.
00:18:53Let us know how you're doing.
00:18:54We want to hear from you.
00:18:55For now, though, their new album came out Tuesday.
00:18:57Make sure you Google them.
00:18:58Buy it.
00:18:59Hook it up.
00:19:00And welcome back to the stage.
00:19:01Big Digits.
00:19:03Please do Google us.
00:19:04I'm going to do my kind of dance as much as possible.
00:19:06As much as possible.
00:19:07It's a great party.
00:19:08It's not only a script for dancers.
00:19:10It's somebody who's taught me.
00:19:12There are people willing to stand up for other people.
00:19:14No matter what it costs.
00:19:16Somebody who's taught me about the kind of person I want to be.
00:19:21Cut what you came for.
00:19:23I got the name for a favorite lady.
00:19:25So cute is what we aim for.
00:19:26Tell them we're having a basement party.
00:19:28No one dare fight except this Facebook hottie.
00:19:30I'm kind of fixin' on a big sick body.
00:19:33Fits through the ceiling but I feel like potty.
00:19:35I'm breakin' down like a rusty shoddy.
00:19:37Fished out the Hudson with a busted ratty.
00:19:39Frustrated about this wasted hobby.
00:19:41So I'm settin' up shoppin' three mason lobbies.
00:19:44Rappin' like Slick Rick Lottie Dotties.
00:19:46We're cookin' up coke for our hotties, hotties.
00:19:49Fraud, hot, hot rod.
00:19:50He's like a piece, frog.
00:19:51Cheap on the beast.
00:19:52I'm a beast on analog.
00:19:53Fuck no, won't fuck with a hug.
00:19:55So Polo, hella up, keep me on your vlog.
00:19:57Oh no, but that's how it goes.
00:19:59Snaps made us chill, but indeed let it go.
00:20:02Haven't always learned of what I've been told.
00:20:04But my ace in the hole is ice cold.
00:20:07Iced tea, dressed so nicely.
00:20:09Call Spice Girls if their rack is spicy.
00:20:11Call Rice Girls if they're down with patties.
00:20:14Jacobson Poison, Irish Laddies.
00:20:16Cheche, la Femousie, Nadie.
00:20:18This is a no-go story.
00:20:19Approach, hope, then glory.
00:20:21Angel I've showed just four feet before me.
00:20:23Draw the floor and shake four feet.
00:20:25Hoard your poison, hunky-dories.
00:20:27End the storm, please.
00:20:29With the ease of these hours 30, come early.
00:20:32Not stressed by the endless quest for thirsty.
00:20:34The burst of speed, the leaves of thirsty.
00:20:36For wordy curses, most unearthly.
00:20:38By earthy nerds that have no mercy.
00:20:41Pull cool for the credit's due.
00:20:43You're the last in a bag like a Charleston Jew.
00:20:45Cause we came to do.
00:20:46We'll deal with you in the kitchen with the mic.
00:20:49Like we're playing Clue.
00:20:50Then you're begging in the night in your pararoos.
00:20:53Not quiters, just beat writers.
00:20:55Tighter than your key lighters.
00:20:56We're key lighters.
00:20:57Not biters, just delighters.
00:20:59Who delighted in the part of the show that was 3D lighted.
00:21:02Always keep the invites expedited.
00:21:04And cause they try, drop the spotlight.
00:21:06Top of the pops when you drop the sound bite.
00:21:09Got to the spot, hella girly brown tight.
00:21:11Boy at the roundhouse sounds about right.
00:21:13Just about that we turn date tonight.
00:21:16Just, just, just, just, just, just,
00:21:18Hey!
00:21:23Big digits!
00:21:24Big digits, ladies and gentlemen.
00:21:25That's the first time ever that a musical guest of ours
00:21:28has inspired a random person shouting their name
00:21:30at the end of a song.
00:21:31Congratulations.
00:21:32Big digits!
00:21:33Look at that, the guy dressed as a banana.
00:21:34Banana man.
00:21:35It's fair to say, into big digits.
00:21:37Go, go, go.
00:21:38Yeah, I like it too.
00:21:39Pretty cool shit.
00:21:40Human Fish, we just had one come in on Twitter.
00:21:42Pork chops versus applesauce.
00:21:45Ooh.
00:21:46Two things that go together.
00:21:47You have to judge them against each other.
00:21:51Applesauce.
00:21:52Wow.
00:21:53Controversial.
00:21:54Controversial.
00:21:55Can I comment on tweet?
00:21:56Yeah.
00:21:57NJ actor 2584 Omar.
00:22:00Yeah.
00:22:01Says, amazing show.
00:22:02I'm taking half the panel out to dinner, hopefully.
00:22:04I was wondering about that.
00:22:05Why just half, Omar?
00:22:06Omar.
00:22:07Our friend Omar.
00:22:08He's, he's exclusive.
00:22:09He's not taking everybody out to dinner.
00:22:11All right?
00:22:12Omar keeps it high end.
00:22:13He doesn't involve himself with the riff rap.
00:22:17All right, Don Fedeli.
00:22:18Let's look at the camera.
00:22:19Let's let these people get a look at what's on your head.
00:22:22You gotta lean forward.
00:22:23It's degrading, I know.
00:22:24Yeah, this is.
00:22:25Like that.
00:22:26No, no, I feel great.
00:22:27I don't even know.
00:22:28I don't even know what that is.
00:22:29Oh, that's great.
00:22:30Oh, perfect.
00:22:31Is it an idea?
00:22:32This is a trap.
00:22:33This is a setup.
00:22:34How would you describe it?
00:22:35What if I just say a trap?
00:22:36Would that be the answer?
00:22:37I do not know what the correct answer to this is.
00:22:39I do not know what someone would say.
00:22:40My guess is a trap.
00:22:41I almost want to know if there is a correct answer.
00:22:44We'll figure it out.
00:22:45Is it an idea?
00:22:46What is it?
00:22:47A logarithm?
00:22:48What is this?
00:22:49All right.
00:22:50Let's see if there's any callers on the line who want to help out Don Finnelli.
00:22:51Caller, you're on the line.
00:22:52Welcome to the Chris Gethardt Show.
00:22:53What can we do for you tonight?
00:22:55Caller, are you there?
00:22:57Help me out.
00:22:59Uh-oh.
00:23:00Nobody's coming to your rescue.
00:23:01We got no callers.
00:23:022-1-2-7-5-
00:23:03I'm going to go with Duncan Hines.
00:23:07Duncan Hines.
00:23:08Duncan Hines.
00:23:09What the fuck?
00:23:11Wait, I know it.
00:23:12What's Duncan Hines again?
00:23:14Is that an ice cream?
00:23:15It's like cake mix.
00:23:18I can't wait to see you.
00:23:20I cannot wait to see you start that fire, Don.
00:23:23Is it a birthday party?
00:23:25No.
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:27I don't know.
00:23:28Is it?
00:23:29I don't know.
00:23:30Is there anyone in here who could accurately describe that?
00:23:33Okay, Jackie, you think you can?
00:23:34Yes.
00:23:35You'll be the judge.
00:23:36When he gets it right, whatever it is, just shout it out.
00:23:38Is birthday party close?
00:23:39Yeah, it's like in the area.
00:23:41Yeah, everything's going to be in the fucking room.
00:23:44Yeah.
00:23:45Ladies and gentlemen, we got another call.
00:23:46Maybe a caller can help you out.
00:23:47Caller, you're on the air.
00:23:48Welcome to the show.
00:23:49What can we do for you tonight?
00:23:50Hey, how's it going?
00:23:52Good.
00:23:53You okay?
00:23:54Cypher, I just want to say you're a beautiful individual.
00:23:58Wow.
00:23:59Me?
00:24:00Oh, thank you.
00:24:01Your body's beautiful.
00:24:03Everything about you is beautiful.
00:24:05As for the hint, I would have to say dinner time.
00:24:10Maybe?
00:24:11That's your clue?
00:24:12Dinner time?
00:24:13Maybe.
00:24:18All right, call it.
00:24:19That was great.
00:24:20That was an awesome call.
00:24:21You just weirdly flirted with Cypher sounds and then said a clue you weren't even invested
00:24:25in.
00:24:26Dinner time.
00:24:27Don, any guesses?
00:24:31A bakery?
00:24:33Close.
00:24:34Don, we got a clue from Jackie in our studio audience.
00:24:36Can I look or should I listen?
00:24:38Jack Spratt couldn't eat not fat.
00:24:40His wife could eat no lean.
00:24:42Oh, okay.
00:24:43She's the one who says she knows the answer and that was her clue.
00:24:46Oh, all right.
00:24:47It's a, it's a, it's a mother goose.
00:24:49Something with mother goose.
00:24:50Is it curds and whey?
00:24:52Everything.
00:24:53Are you telling me it's not curds and whey on my head?
00:24:57I got curds.
00:24:58Is it?
00:24:59No.
00:25:00Okay.
00:25:01That was curds and whey real quick.
00:25:02Should we take another caller?
00:25:03Caller, you're on the air.
00:25:04Welcome to the Chris Gethard Show.
00:25:05What can we do for you tonight?
00:25:06Hi, my name is Josh.
00:25:08I want, I want to tell you a story about like being a fish out of water or whatever.
00:25:12Sounds good.
00:25:13Josh, what's your, what's your tale?
00:25:14Uh, I mean, it's going to sound crazy, but that's really happened to me.
00:25:18I'm from a town called Cliffside Park in New Jersey.
00:25:21Do you know where that is?
00:25:22I am.
00:25:23I'm familiar.
00:25:24Yeah, man.
00:25:25Cliffside Park.
00:25:26When I was 13, this was like in 1988.
00:25:29Okay.
00:25:30I went to this fortune telling machine called Zoltar.
00:25:33All right, man.
00:25:35Whack.
00:25:37Completely fucking whacked.
00:25:40The guy from, you're going to pretend you're big.
00:25:43You got a clue for me?
00:25:44Do you have a clue or not?
00:25:45And then.
00:25:46What?
00:25:47And then I, I wish that I could be big.
00:25:50Yeah.
00:25:51Oh, wait.
00:25:52Dude, do you know who this is?
00:25:53Yeah.
00:25:54The same person with the, uh.
00:25:55It's fucking Michael Caine being an asshole.
00:25:57Yep.
00:25:58This guy is on our show.
00:25:59He's a friend of the show.
00:26:00He calls up just to make me mad.
00:26:01Doing bullshit stories, man.
00:26:03Give Don a clue.
00:26:04Give me a clue.
00:26:05Give Don a clue, Michael.
00:26:06We know it's you.
00:26:07Whatever it is.
00:26:08I don't know who you're talking about.
00:26:10All right.
00:26:11Good night.
00:26:12I'm going to fucking send you an angry Facebook message later, Michael Caine.
00:26:15All right.
00:26:16Ladies and gentlemen, Don, your time is running out.
00:26:18Yeah, I know.
00:26:19Empty.
00:26:20Is that easier?
00:26:21Another clue?
00:26:22Yeah.
00:26:23Somebody said empty?
00:26:24Yeah.
00:26:25Oh, man.
00:26:26Tom, one more guess, because we've got to move on.
00:26:27We can make it to the end of the day, to the end of the day.
00:26:30It's a long way, but we can wait to roll a, to roll a.
00:26:37It's a long way, but we can wait to the end of the day, to the end of the day.
00:26:45It's a long way, but we can make it to the end of the day.
00:26:49To all day, to all day.
00:26:520, yeah.
00:26:53Down.
00:26:54Down the hour, down.
00:26:55Down the minutes, now.
00:26:56Down the minutes, now.
00:26:57Down the second!
00:26:58And we can listen to get a doubt.
00:26:59Nah.
00:27:00Down the hours, now.
00:27:01And down the minutes, now.
00:27:02And down the minutes, now.
00:27:03And down the seconds, we can listen to get a doubt.
00:27:04And now the second we get this together now, now, now.
00:27:16Big Digit.
00:27:18Big Digit.
00:27:19Thank you, thank you, Chris.
00:27:20Thank you, Human Fish.
00:27:22See you in the streets.
00:27:23It seemed like Human Fish might have just become a member of Big Digit.
00:27:26There was a connection.
00:27:28Definitely.
00:27:29Wow.
00:27:29Amazing.
00:27:30Here's something I've always wanted to know, and those guys just reminded me.
00:27:33It's like the sounds, you might know the answer.
00:27:35Who started the bram, bram, bram thing?
00:27:38Oh, that's, um, that comes from reggae DJs in Jamaica.
00:27:42Yeah?
00:27:42Yeah.
00:27:42I don't know, actually, we're going to find out who actually started it.
00:27:45I mean, you don't have to.
00:27:47I want to put you on the spot.
00:27:49But my dream is one day that I'll say something, and in the background, somebody will like what
00:27:53I said so much that they'll just walk by and be like, bram, bram, bram, with an air horn.
00:27:56That's literally, my dreams will never happen, is what I'm saying.
00:28:00Should we give Don some clues?
00:28:01I'm reading those clues.
00:28:02I'm reading those clues.
00:28:02Two minutes?
00:28:03I'm going to try to get one.
00:28:04Don, we've got to get you.
00:28:05Okay, you've been reading the clues, right?
00:28:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:28:07Oliver Twisted a console of Creamery.
00:28:08I just want you to know I'm rooting against you.
00:28:10Okay, that's fair.
00:28:12Because Bethany, who has to sing if Don misses?
00:28:14Gene is next.
00:28:15Gene, so if Don gets it.
00:28:17Okay, I'm going to start rolling them off here.
00:28:19If Don gets it, you're singing.
00:28:20Is it an orphan with chocolate on its face?
00:28:21Ooh!
00:28:22Wow!
00:28:23Noah, you've got to call time when it's time.
00:28:25It's coming down to the wire.
00:28:26Is it an orphan?
00:28:26Ooh.
00:28:27Is it Orphan Annie?
00:28:29That's pretty good, Jackie.
00:28:31You're missing a key component.
00:28:33Jackie says missing a key component.
00:28:34At a birthday?
00:28:35St. Duncan Hines.
00:28:36Jackie, come up here.
00:28:36Eating a chocolate cake on an orphan's...
00:28:39Jackie?
00:28:40It's a chocolate...
00:28:41Orphan eating chocolate cake.
00:28:42There's one word.
00:28:42Jackie, come up here.
00:28:43There's a B word.
00:28:45A what?
00:28:45A B word?
00:28:46Who will sing?
00:28:47At a birthday.
00:28:48A random gene.
00:28:49It's coming down to the wire.
00:28:50Noah, how long until we know?
00:28:52I've got like another minute.
00:28:53All right, come on.
00:28:54Chocolate...
00:28:55You don't know that that's what that is.
00:28:57You said chocolate sauce.
00:28:58Chocolate sauce.
00:28:59Got it.
00:28:59Chocolate cake batter.
00:29:01Jackie is the judge.
00:29:02He already has chocolate cake batter.
00:29:03Yes!
00:29:04Chocolate cake batter.
00:29:05Brandon Gene.
00:29:06Brandon Gene, see?
00:29:08What?
00:29:09Yeah?
00:29:10Brandon Gene, you've called it.
00:29:11Wow.
00:29:12Don Finnelli.
00:29:13Okay, you're off the hook.
00:29:14I think we just have time to sing, right, Noah?
00:29:15Or do you want another one?
00:29:17Okay, Gene, put the headband on.
00:29:18We'll throw you a couple clues real quick.
00:29:21This is intense.
00:29:22If Gene gets it, who has to sing after that?
00:29:24Thank you for that Oliver Twist.
00:29:25It would be Bethany.
00:29:26Okay, so it's either Gene or Bethany at this point.
00:29:28Noah, how much time do we have?
00:29:30Lean forward.
00:29:31Lean forward.
00:29:32Lean forward.
00:29:33What is that?
00:29:35Okay, okay.
00:29:36Who's got a clue?
00:29:37Michael J. Fox.
00:29:38Michael J. Fox.
00:29:42Alex P. Keaton?
00:29:44No.
00:29:44Styles.
00:29:45Anybody else in here?
00:29:46Clue.
00:29:46Back to the Future?
00:29:47Jason Bateman.
00:29:48Oh.
00:29:501980s?
00:29:51Basketball.
00:29:51Whoa!
00:29:52Basketball.
00:29:53Michael J. Fox.
00:29:54Basketball from the 80s, Michael Jordan?
00:29:57What?
00:29:58Michael J. Fox.
00:29:59Surf.
00:30:00Basketball.
00:30:00Surfing on a truck.
00:30:02MTV show.
00:30:03Full Moon.
00:30:03Full Moon?
00:30:04Full Moon.
00:30:05Full Moon's right.
00:30:05Full Moon?
00:30:07Gene, is you or Bethany?
00:30:09Remade twice.
00:30:10Gene, I got a fucking orphan eating chocolate.
00:30:13Martha Quinn?
00:30:14Yeah, Martha Quinn.
00:30:16Movie.
00:30:16Movie.
00:30:17Back to the Future?
00:30:18No.
00:30:19No.
00:30:19Adult vs.
00:30:20Full Moon.
00:30:20Fish, say it again.
00:30:25Twilight.
00:30:27That's it.
00:30:28No one's calling it.
00:30:29That's it.
00:30:30Random Gene singing.
00:30:31I think Random Gene wanted to sing.
00:30:34Personally, I'm going to go on record.
00:30:36Wow.
00:30:37I'm going to go on record and say, I think Random Gene wanted to sing.
00:30:41I've never heard of this movie.
00:30:42What?
00:30:43You're lying, Random Gene.
00:30:44You want to sing.
00:30:45Let's say those lyrics.
00:30:47Random Gene, take them.
00:30:48You've got to sing.
00:30:48Random Gene, we've got to focus.
00:30:51Here's the lyrics.
00:30:53Random Gene, you're ending the show tonight.
00:30:55I want to thank Big Digits from Bust.
00:30:56You guys crushed it.
00:30:58I want to thank Cypher Sounds.
00:30:59I want to thank everybody on the panel.
00:31:01I want to thank Mimi on the whole oaks.
00:31:03The LLC, the studio audience.
00:31:05Everybody, let's kick it.
00:31:09Random Gene, I want you to crush it like you crushed that dance battle a few weeks ago.
00:31:13I want to thank you.
00:31:43North Korea, South Korea, Maryland, Monroe.
00:31:53The number is H-Bomb Sugar Ray.
00:31:56No, no, no.
00:31:56Wait for it.
00:31:57Take over.
00:32:01Fuck you, Noah.
00:32:08Make me pee.
00:32:10Picture this.
00:32:11I'm not going to take the one hand.
00:32:13Sorry, but we didn't start the fire.
00:32:16It was always burning since the world's been turning.
00:32:20We didn't start the fire.
00:32:23No, we didn't fight it.
00:32:24No, we didn't fight it.
00:32:26Little rock, I can't have Nicky Mano.
00:32:29The rock was brought Nicky Mano.
00:32:31You skipped an entire verse.
00:32:32Oh, did I?
00:32:32Joseph Starr!
00:32:33Oh, yeah.
00:32:34Oh, yeah.
00:32:34The disaster.
00:32:35Yeah, yeah.
00:32:37We're ending the show?
00:32:39Our, our, our, our.
00:32:41Our, our, our, our.
00:32:43Princess Grace.
00:32:44Peyton Price.
00:32:45Trouble in the Suez.
00:32:46We didn't start the fire.
00:32:56It was always burning since the world's been turning.
00:33:00We didn't start the fire.
00:33:02No, we didn't fight it.
00:33:04No, we tried to fight it.
00:33:06Little rock passes.
00:33:08I'm picking that up.
00:33:09He's fighting Nicky Mano.
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