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00:00On your screen now is the Chris Gethard Show, episode 21.
00:04Please put your kids to bed.
00:05It is the milkshake of death.
00:07One, two, three, four.
00:17Well, come take a ride.
00:18Come take a ride.
00:20With the weirdest guy.
00:22No, it's Wednesday night.
00:23It's Wednesday night.
00:25Now, unity goes.
00:27The Chris Gethard Show.
00:28The Chris Gethard Show.
00:31The Chris Gethard Show.
00:34The Chris Gethard Show.
00:43Thank you guys all so much.
00:46Thank you guys very much.
00:47I'm Chris Gethard.
00:48This is the Chris Gethard Show.
00:49I want to say hello to everybody watching on MNN.
00:51Everybody watching at thechrisgethardshow.com.
00:53I want to thank everybody who came out to our studio audience tonight.
00:56I think we're about to have a really crazy show.
00:58It's going to be fun and then in the end sad and also physically disgusting is what I predict
01:04about tonight's show because we've got the milkshake of death.
01:06But before we even get into that, I want to thank the LLC for playing us in.
01:09The greatest house band in public access television.
01:13And Bill, I'm glad we experimented with that ominous beginning.
01:16I thought you nailed it.
01:18All right.
01:18Mimi on the hula hoops as always.
01:21Wonderful.
01:23Mimi.
01:24In their article about random Andrew, baristanet.com referred to Mimi as our kinetic wallpaper.
01:30I like that a lot.
01:32I want to, Bethany's here.
01:33As you can see, she will be handling the milkshake of death tonight.
01:36She will be our chef, so to speak.
01:37And let's go ahead and introduce everybody else as we also introduce this thing I'm going
01:45to call the milkshake of death.
01:46Here's how it works tonight.
01:47Callers, we need you to call in.
01:49If you're at a computer, we need you to tweet.
01:51Tweet at Chris Gethard, which is spelled Gethard, or call us.
01:54It's 212-757-1393.
01:57That's 212-757-1393.
02:01Let us know, out of these five people, who you don't want to see drinking the milkshake
02:06of death, who do you want to spare from that milkshake of death?
02:10Callers, you'll also be able to tell us one ingredient to add to that blender.
02:15As you'll be able to see, there's about 40 different completely disgusting things.
02:19They're disgusting on their own, and we're planning on mixing them together.
02:22At the end of this night, we will press liquefy on that blender.
02:27Whoever hasn't gotten 10 endorsements will have to drink.
02:30So a call counts as an endorsement, or five tweets counts as an endorsement.
02:34So you've got to get either 50 tweets, 10 calls, or some mathematical combination thereof.
02:40I built this thing.
02:41I'm hoping the callers will enjoy that.
02:43I'm the architect of this show, this little world that we all love.
02:45I'm hoping they call me up and spare me.
02:47Right next to me is Murph, the reservoir dog.
02:50Why should people spare you?
02:51Is there applause now at all?
02:53No audience endorsements.
02:56No audience, live audience endorsements.
02:57Calls, tweets, get them rolling in.
02:59I've had a sour stomach all day, and I've been drinking a little bit,
03:02so I'm almost certain this will end with vomit if I have to drink this.
03:06So please spare me.
03:07You may have just enticed viewers.
03:09They might want to see you vomit, but a good attempt.
03:12Shannon on the other one, the only.
03:13Why should people spare you tonight from the milkshake of death?
03:22You should spare me, and you should spare the four of us,
03:27because I believe anyone who creates a monster should be killed by their monster.
03:32So you're advocating that all four of you are spared and I get fucked over?
03:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:36Not fucked over.
03:38Just have to participate in the thing I...
03:40You have to eat your monster.
03:40Okay.
03:41Fair.
03:42Let's go ahead and talk to our old friend Random Andrews here tonight.
03:46Lukewarm applause!
03:48Random Andrew, when we announce this contest,
03:50you are the only person, I got emails and many tweets
03:54asking if they could devote not to spare you, but to condemn you.
03:58No, and then there were just mean tweets after that were completely unrelated.
04:01Yeah, and then outside of the milkshake of death,
04:02people were like, I hope this guy chokes to death.
04:05Crazy shit.
04:06Yeah.
04:06So how are you feeling?
04:08Well, I accepted today that I'm going to be drinking it.
04:11Okay.
04:12Like, it's just, it's inevitable,
04:13so I challenge the viewers to keep me from it.
04:16Wow.
04:16Because I predict, I think they're very predictable,
04:19and I think I'm going to end up drinking that.
04:20So you're saying, you're insulting our viewers.
04:23They are predictable.
04:24It's a psychological ploy.
04:26It is.
04:26It's fair.
04:27But also, you have proven that you can get votes.
04:30You won a contest to come.
04:31But I didn't campaign.
04:33And...
04:33I didn't want to do that.
04:34Can we also be honest?
04:35We've never talked about this, Random Andrew.
04:37None of the people who voted for you actually watched this show.
04:40Probably a lot.
04:41First, why are you physically covering your mouth while you're talking?
04:45I don't know, it's heavy.
04:46Come on, Random Andrew.
04:47All right.
04:48Let's get on the lines.
04:48Again, 212-757-1393.
04:50The last person slash creature who could be drinking the milkshake of death tonight.
04:55Ladies and gentlemen, the human fish.
04:57Woo!
05:00Human fish.
05:01Human fish.
05:03What's he thinking?
05:05Human fish.
05:06Human fish.
05:08Human fish.
05:09So mysterious.
05:11Human fish.
05:13All right.
05:13Human fish, what's on your mind right now?
05:16Herman Cain versus a semen stain.
05:23Herman Cain versus a semen stain.
05:26Who wins?
05:27Semen stain.
05:29Semen Cain.
05:29Okay.
05:31Now, Random Fish.
05:31Human fish.
05:32That's your pitch for why people shouldn't condemn you to the milk?
05:36That's it.
05:37Okay.
05:37Let's also say this.
05:39Breaking news right now.
05:40We're a live show.
05:41Joe Paterno just got fired.
05:42Fired.
05:43So I don't know.
05:44And the president of the university.
05:46And the president.
05:46We could possibly right now make the most too soon joke in the history of too soon.
05:52It's happening right now.
05:53So I'll leave it up to you, our panel.
05:55I'm looking in this general direction with the two of you.
06:03I bet drinking that milkshake is better than getting fucked by a 60-year-old man.
06:08There you go.
06:10We'll keep the joke.
06:10The Taterno joke is coming.
06:11Can I just mention something about this?
06:14You've named this terribly.
06:15Why?
06:16You've called it a milkshake of death, but there is no milk nor ice cream I see over here.
06:21There's heavy cream.
06:23Where's the ice cream?
06:24There's some disgusting stuff in this.
06:26White vinegar?
06:27Just straight up white vinegar.
06:28The milkshake is...
06:30Okay, so a smoothie of death.
06:32There you go.
06:32A smoothie of death.
06:33So that's where you do Bill's intro.
06:34Because you've always been such a sucker for semantics.
06:38All right, do we have any callers on the line?
06:39I was looking forward to...
06:40Jackie on line one.
06:41Jackie on line one.
06:42Jackie, welcome to the show.
06:44Hi, Chris.
06:45How are you?
06:45I'm good.
06:46How are you?
06:47I'm doing better now, thinking about what's going to happen to random Andrew at the end
06:51of the show.
06:51Wow.
06:52So who do you want?
06:54Do you want to endorse anyone to be spared tonight?
06:56Yeah.
06:57I definitely want to save the human fish.
06:59I don't think he should be subjected to this.
07:01He's just trying to figure out this world.
07:02He doesn't deserve that.
07:03That's fair.
07:04Okay, so the human fish has his first endorsement on the way to 10.
07:07If everybody gets to 10, whoever got there last will be the one to drink.
07:10So Jackie, you'll also have the option.
07:11Do you want to add our first ingredient to the smoothie?
07:14Yes, the most disgusting thing you have.
07:17What do you have?
07:18Well, I don't know.
07:19Are you watching your screen right now?
07:21I am watching it right now.
07:22We have so many disgusting things.
07:25We have mustard, vinegar, extra virgin.
07:30I'm particularly not psyched about the presence of an oat-based smoothie.
07:36We've got...
07:36Yeah, I like hot sauce.
07:38Sardines.
07:38Hot sauce, did you say?
07:39Yeah.
07:40All right.
07:40Jackie wants hot sauce.
07:42And she has given one vote for the human fish to be spared.
07:46Jackie, anything else you want to talk about tonight?
07:48Uh, just that random Andrew is a total dick.
07:51Like, it's really...
07:52What?
07:53You hate...
07:53You have been on Twitter.
07:54Why do you hate random Andrew?
07:55I think he's a nice guy.
07:57I don't think he's a nice guy at all.
07:59I think he's a disgusting piece of shit.
08:01Why?
08:01A disgusting...
08:02That's not a reason.
08:03This is so...
08:04That's a noun.
08:05Even for a random Andrew hater, that seems particularly harsh, Jackie.
08:10I'm really, like...
08:11I'm being completely, like, serious with you.
08:12I was watching an episode the other day where that little kid called in, and he's just an
08:16innocent little kid, and he's like, yeah, I really like this show, you know?
08:19Human Fish.
08:19Like, it's really cute and adorable.
08:21And you know what?
08:22And then you think about random Andrew, like, using this to, like, bolster his career, and
08:25I'm just like, I hate you.
08:26I hate you so much.
08:28Hold on, hold on, hold on.
08:30I'm gonna put a stop to this right now.
08:32This show ain't bolstering no one's career.
08:34There ain't anyone here getting anything out of being a part of this show.
08:38The best we got, we were all saying, Splitsider wrote about us.
08:42That was the height of fame for this show.
08:44Ambaristanette.
08:45Ambaristanette wrote about it.
08:47Housewives in Montclair, New Jersey know what I'm going to demand you.
08:50But we do appreciate your, uh, your fervor, at the very least.
08:56I think everything that's wrong with the world.
09:00Everything that's wrong with the world.
09:01Wow, well, an amazing call.
09:03We're starting off strong.
09:04Jackie, thank you for the call.
09:05Random Andrew, how you feeling, man?
09:08I just have this weird feeling that, like, we're gonna meet in the future and we're just
09:11gonna get married one of these days.
09:12Jackie?
09:13That's gonna be some weird irony.
09:14Jackie's here almost every week.
09:15Yeah, I've never met her.
09:16I just read.
09:17It supports her claim that you're kind of a jerk if she's here every week and you've never
09:21met her.
09:21Yeah.
09:22It's the worst.
09:23All right.
09:23But I'm gonna be positive.
09:24I love you, Jackie.
09:25Okay, we got tweets rolling in.
09:26Rachel Walters just said, I love Random Andrew, but I really kind of want to see him drink
09:31it.
09:32Who else?
09:32We got, uh, oh, somebody's saying put the guacamole mix in.
09:35You gotta call.
09:36We got a lot of people saying, I want to call that show.
09:37I'm too nervous to call.
09:39You gotta call, uh, put in an ingredient.
09:41Human fish to be spared.
09:42Uh, let's see.
09:44Oh, Shannon's one for me.
09:46Human fish, another sparrow.
09:48Okay.
09:49Okay, I got another one.
09:50So, Phytel, you're keeping track of all this, right?
09:52I got another one.
09:53I got two.
09:53Okay, so we got the man, Nick Phytel, the man behind the plant.
09:56Keep a track of it.
09:57Do we have any callers on the line?
09:59Yeah.
09:59Random Gene.
10:00Random Gene.
10:01Welcome back to the show, Random Gene.
10:03Hello?
10:04Yes, Random Gene, you're on the show.
10:06I love you.
10:07Hey, what's up?
10:08So, who do you want to give your endorsement to, Random Gene?
10:11I love you, Gene.
10:11Oh, you, Chris.
10:12Me?
10:13Fuck yeah, Random Gene.
10:15Hell yeah.
10:15I do not want you to drink the Milkshake of Death.
10:19Thank you, Random Gene.
10:20I always really liked you.
10:24I feel like we have a real connection.
10:25So, what else is up?
10:26What do you want to add to the Milkshake of Death?
10:29Well, you didn't take my original suggestion.
10:31My original suggestion was to have the silkworms in a can from Korea.
10:36You told me to go get these Korean silkworms.
10:38You were like, you can go out to Flushing and find them.
10:40I went, I'm not going to Flushing to buy silkworms so I can eat them on public access TV.
10:45She just saved you.
10:47You're getting kind of smart with her.
10:48No, no, no.
10:48Me and Gene, we're just having a discussion.
10:51I'm just hyped up and nervous because I don't want any of those things in my body.
10:55Oh, okay.
10:56But I just thought, you called it the Milkshake of Death.
10:58So, you want to make it as disgusting as possible but not actually kill someone.
11:03So, if it actually comes in a can in a foreign country, therefore, no one gets killed by eating them.
11:08Oh, goddammit, I miss you, Randy.
11:11That's like exactly what she would be saying if she was sitting back there.
11:14Yeah, but in person.
11:15Anybody here want to send a message to Random Jean?
11:18Uh, no.
11:20Not in a mean way.
11:21I feel like I see her on Twitter.
11:23It's not like, I feel like I experience her every day.
11:252011.
11:26I'll say hi to Random Jean.
11:27Hi, Random Jean.
11:28Random Andrew says hi.
11:29Hi, everybody.
11:30Oh, everybody.
11:33Thank you very much for the call, Random Jean.
11:34She didn't pick anything.
11:35Always great hearing from you.
11:36She didn't pick anything.
11:37Oh, what do you want to pick?
11:38You said your silkworms, but they're not there.
11:39So, what do you want to pick?
11:41I'll put, what's that?
11:43Ketchup.
11:44Ketchup.
11:45Do we have ketchup?
11:46Yeah.
11:47Do we?
11:47Oh, we have barbecue sauce.
11:48I think you might be thinking of our barbecue sauce.
11:50It looks like a ketchup bottle.
11:52Okay, yeah, I'll put the barbecue sauce in there.
11:53Okay, so far we've got barbecue sauce and hot sauce.
11:57Already a horrible combination.
11:58Yeah, it smells already.
11:59Awesome, yeah.
12:00Thank you, Random Jean.
12:01It smells already.
12:02Do we have another call on the line?
12:04Dan from Cornwall.
12:05Dan from Cornwall.
12:07Okay, Dan from Cornwall, you're on the phones.
12:10Hey, how's it going, guys?
12:11It's good.
12:11Where's Cornwall?
12:13Up in the Hudson Valley.
12:14Hudson Valley.
12:15It's like an hour away.
12:16Okay, thank you very much.
12:17So, who do you want to give your endorsement to tonight?
12:19Shannon Odeo.
12:20I will say Shannon Odeo.
12:21Why did you pick Shannon?
12:25Why Shannon?
12:26Yeah.
12:28Hello?
12:29Yes, yes, yes.
12:29Why Shannon?
12:30Why did you pick Shannon?
12:30Sorry, my phone sucks.
12:32I took a glass of Shannon.
12:33She's a very nice girl.
12:35Former student of yours calling in.
12:36So, what do you want to add to the milkshake while we got you on the phone, Dan?
12:40Do you guys have ice?
12:42I feel like you've got to add some viscosity.
12:46Anything?
12:46I mean, you did guacamole, right?
12:47Is that what the last one was?
12:49We've mentioned the guacamole.
12:50Nobody has actually added the guacamole mix yet.
12:52And we do not have ice.
12:54We don't.
12:54You don't have ice.
12:55All right.
12:55Well, the sardines then, definitely.
12:57Sardines.
12:58Wow.
12:59That was a nice...
13:00You knew we didn't have ice, so you set it up and then you went, all right, then fuck
13:04it.
13:04Sardines.
13:05How are you feeling about the sardines?
13:07I didn't know it existed.
13:09Now, human fish.
13:11If you have to eat sardines, you are a fish.
13:16Cannibalism versus not cannibalism.
13:19Not cannibalism.
13:21That's not cannibalism.
13:22So, we learned you are not a sardine.
13:24You are not sardine.
13:25You are a different species is what we just learned then.
13:28Because you say that's not cannibalism.
13:29Oh, God.
13:32Look at that sardine water dripping in there.
13:35That shit already...
13:37Bethany, how would you describe the consistency up close?
13:41Um, it reminds me of flu diarrhea.
13:46Flu diarrhea.
13:47On that note, I want to remind everybody, subscribe to our podcast on iTunes.
13:51Get signed up for that shit.
13:53You get gems like that.
13:55We should just keep these calls coming, right?
13:56Who do we have?
13:57John from New York.
13:58John from New York.
13:59Welcome to the show.
13:59John from New York.
14:02Can you hear us?
14:04Yeah, hey, what's up?
14:05Not much, man.
14:06So, what's up?
14:06Who do you want to spare from having to drink the milkshake of death?
14:09Um, I want to endorse...
14:11I want to endorse Murph.
14:14Murph.
14:14Your first endorsement.
14:16Why Murph?
14:17Because, you know what?
14:19I had a mustache a couple of weeks ago.
14:21And I think that mustaches need to be saved.
14:23Brothers and stash.
14:24Thank you, John.
14:24That mustache solidarity could save Murph.
14:27All right.
14:27So, what ingredients do you want to add to the milkshake?
14:31Uh, you know what?
14:32I saw a box of Jell-O mix that I would really love to put in that mix.
14:36Jell-O mix.
14:37That gets really thick.
14:39That's going to be really, really bad.
14:41Thank you for your contribution.
14:42Anything else you want to put out there while we got you on the line?
14:45Um, yeah.
14:47You know, I want to say that, you know, I love this show and I'm usually here, but I couldn't
14:52make it tonight.
14:53So, thanks for taking my call.
14:55Dude, thank you for calling.
14:56Thanks for coming out.
14:57It means a lot.
14:58I feel like we got a strong crew of people finding this show.
15:00And I'm psyched you called in.
15:01That's awesome.
15:02All right.
15:03Peace.
15:03All right.
15:04Should we take one more call?
15:05Yeah, one more.
15:05Riley from Berkeley.
15:06Riley from Berkeley.
15:07What's up, old friend?
15:09Hey, how's it going, guys?
15:10I'm having a real good time watching this.
15:13All right.
15:14Thanks, Riley.
15:15Thanks a lot.
15:16So, who do you want to introduce?
15:18I got a problem, though.
15:20I tuned in a little late.
15:22I don't understand how this whole endorsement thing works.
15:26Okay.
15:26Here's what's going on.
15:27There's five people on the panel.
15:29You can vote for one person who will not have to drink the milkshake of death at the end
15:33of the show.
15:34Me, Murph, Shannon, Random Andrew, or The Human Fish.
15:36You can endorse one of them if you want.
15:39And spare that person, perhaps, from having to drink the milkshake of death.
15:42Oh, my God.
15:44We're going to pick you, Riles.
15:46Okay.
15:46No, I endorse Shannon O'Neal all the way.
15:49Because you're scared of her.
15:52No, he's not.
15:54And then put some heavy cream in there.
16:00And then just, you know, everybody just have a good time tonight.
16:02This is just a whole lot.
16:03Thank you, Riley.
16:05Thank you, Riley.
16:06Thank you very much.
16:07All right.
16:09So, Bethany, you're adding that heavy cream.
16:11It's starting to look sort of like, what would you say, like spoiled pink grapefruit juice
16:16from my view?
16:17Like Bloody Mary vomit.
16:19Bloody Mary vomit.
16:20Oh, look at that heavy cream splash right up there.
16:23This is going to be bad.
16:24This is going to be bad.
16:25This is going to be awesome.
16:27None of this.
16:28I'm also, this is how I'm ending a cleanse.
16:30This is going to leak.
16:32I'm going to leak from every hall.
16:34All right.
16:35Ladies and gentlemen, we have some special guests with us tonight.
16:37Very psyched.
16:38I'm a big fan of these guys.
16:39You can go visit them on Facebook.
16:41Visit them on Bandcamp.
16:43They're playing Maxwell's this Sunday.
16:45As all of my favorite musicians are.
16:47They hail from the great state of New Jersey.
16:50Let's get up and dance.
16:51Show some respect for Black One.
16:53Yeah, and you've also got one phone, you've both got one phone call.
17:19Okay.
17:19So you've got a total of two votes.
17:20Two votes, yeah.
17:21You and Fish, you've got a total of three votes.
17:24Three votes, okay.
17:25Shannon, you've got a total of three votes.
17:27Shannon and the Fish have three.
17:28I have two, okay.
17:30And then we have a total somehow of like, you know, three votes just for Random Andrew to drink it.
17:37Random Andrew, three people want to see you drink it.
17:38We have a vote, of course, for Murph.
17:40So one for Murph.
17:41Random Andrew has zero.
17:42It's all negative.
17:43Random Andrew doesn't have any votes for immunity, just a lot of immunity.
17:45Okay.
17:47All right, zero, one, two, three, three.
17:49Will anyone get to ten?
17:50We will find out by the end of this night.
17:52Who do we have on the line?
17:53Kristen from Boston.
17:54Kristen from Boston.
17:55All right.
17:56Hello?
17:57Yes, Kristen.
17:58You are our farthest away caller of the night thus far.
18:00Congratulations.
18:01Oh, thank you.
18:02I feel special.
18:04As you should.
18:04Now, who do you want to endorse to be spared from the milkshake of death?
18:10Actually, buddy, I got to endorse you.
18:14I called like a month ago and bitched you out about how much I hated my job.
18:17Yeah, I remember that.
18:18And I appreciate that.
18:20I remember that.
18:21It was something.
18:22Were you the one who like really hated working with mentally challenged kids?
18:25It was you.
18:28I knew it was you.
18:29That's awesome.
18:30You took a lot of flack for that, but this is the show where you could call up and vent
18:33about shit like that anonymously from Boston.
18:37That's good.
18:38Well, I'm happy to help, and I'm glad it paid off.
18:40Thank you for the endorsement.
18:42You're welcome.
18:42Now, what do you want to add to the milkshake?
18:44Okay, there's something on the table.
18:47I don't know what it is, but it's pink, and it says shake on the can.
18:51Oh, that's an energy shake.
18:53That's a cheap energy shake.
18:55Yeah, yeah.
18:56That seems particularly foul.
18:59I don't want to drink that.
19:00I don't want to drink that.
19:02I don't want to drink that.
19:04Bill Jacob's death.
19:05Oh, no.
19:05I don't want to drink that.
19:07I don't want to drink that.
19:09I don't want to drink that.
19:10Bill Jacob's death.
19:12For such a disgusting concoction, the...
19:15It's the same color.
19:17It looks kind of good.
19:18It looks like you did a little bit.
19:19That?
19:19I got to say, milkshake of death is a disgusting substance.
19:22Adorable theme song.
19:25Adorable theme song.
19:26All right.
19:27Well, thank you for the call from Boston.
19:29Who else do we have on the line?
19:31Now, we got Alyssa.
19:32Alyssa!
19:34Checking in with Alyssa.
19:36Checking in with Alyssa.
19:38Alyssa, what's up?
19:40Now, Alyssa...
19:40Hey!
19:40Alyssa, before you say a word...
19:43Shannon.
19:44Hello.
19:45Is this Alyssa?
19:46Is this our Alyssa?
19:48Yes.
19:49This is the Alyssa who calls all the time.
19:51Oh, no.
19:52I'm sorry.
19:54It's yours.
19:54You're right, Alyssa.
19:55I don't want to disappoint you.
19:57That was not your theme song.
20:02So, other Alyssa.
20:04We have a regular caller named Alyssa, and we all just got very excited.
20:06I apologize.
20:08I'm so excited about this Alyssa.
20:09Oh, no.
20:10It's totally different.
20:11Yeah.
20:11So, Alyssa, who do you want to endorse to be spared from the milkshake tonight?
20:18I would love to spare the human fish.
20:21Okay.
20:22The human fish.
20:23Another vote.
20:24He's pulling ahead.
20:24I do not want to see PewDiePie's in that beard.
20:28What?
20:29You don't want to see the shake in his beard?
20:33Alyssa, are you high?
20:36Hi?
20:38Yeah, Alyssa, what's your story?
20:39Oh, a lady never tells.
20:49So, what do you want to add to the milkshake?
20:53Pork and beans.
20:54Pork and beans.
20:56What was that down there?
20:56Oh, that's a killer choice.
20:58Killer choice.
20:59I'll just say I don't eat animals.
21:02Yes!
21:02But, so, this.
21:03Oh, no.
21:05You didn't tell me that?
21:06No, no, I'm eating them tonight.
21:07It's a contest.
21:07A contest is a contest.
21:08But now that we got the pork in there, we got the sardines.
21:10I didn't know that, man.
21:11It's going to mix up nicely.
21:12No, no, no.
21:12I feel really bad.
21:13I didn't say anything.
21:14I immediately agreed to a milkshake of debt.
21:16We can also see our other, our Alyssa on Twitter said, this isn't me, in capital letters.
21:20Capital letters.
21:22What should we do?
21:22Should we take more calls?
21:23Should we address our political issue very quickly?
21:25Let's do that.
21:27Oh, those pork and beans look nasty.
21:29Those pork and beans are by far the worst thing in there.
21:32There's a, you know, we often don't, we don't often go political on this show, but there's
21:35a guy who's in our crew, our cast, and we want to support him.
21:39Late September, we got word, down in Northern Virginia, there was a kid suspended.
21:44You can Google this.
21:45He was suspended after he showed up at a high school football game, at his high school.
21:49Suspended from school because he showed up and ran down the sideline dressed as a banana.
21:53And we just want to be clear at the Chris Gethardt Show, we don't support discrimination,
21:57any of its forms.
21:58We have a banana cast member.
21:59So, banana man, if you'd like to come up and just say a few quick words, we'll get back
22:03to the calls, but we know you've been very upset.
22:09Yeah, it's not fair.
22:11I've been really torn up all week about it, and it just shouldn't happen.
22:15It's not fair.
22:15You've got to have equal rights for everyone.
22:17Do you?
22:17Bananas, gays, straights, blacks, whites.
22:21Everyone should be equal.
22:22And this election season, just do the right thing.
22:25Contact your politicians and just keep it real, man.
22:28Free banana man.
22:29It looks to me like a tidal wave of pro-Shannon tweets are coming in.
22:37Yeah, look at that.
22:38A ton of pro-Shannon.
22:39And Rob Malone, who's right here, says, I do want to see the milkshake in the human fish's
22:43beard.
22:44So, you got that?
22:45Man behind the plant.
22:47Yep.
22:47Let's, oh, there's a big Shannon movement happening on Twitter, huh?
22:50Yep.
22:51Shannon's pulled ahead by a lot.
22:52Where's Shannon at?
22:53How many votes?
22:54Shannon's at almost six.
22:55Shannon almost has six votes via Twitter.
22:57Wow.
22:58Who's coming up behind Shannon?
23:00What's the order here?
23:00Human fish.
23:01Okay.
23:03Followed by you are tied.
23:04Oh, no, I'm sorry.
23:05You've got three.
23:06And then random Andrew still has three solid votes for him drinking.
23:09So random Andrew has negative three at this point.
23:11Oh, random Andrew.
23:12Negative three fits.
23:14Because it's their tweets.
23:15No, no.
23:16These are 15 tweets.
23:1915 negative tweets.
23:2115 negative tweets.
23:23You thought he couldn't add, man.
23:24You thought he couldn't even add, man.
23:26Let's get to another phone call.
23:28Who's on the line?
23:29Belinda from Harlem.
23:30Belinda from Harlem.
23:31Welcome to the show.
23:32How are you?
23:34Hi.
23:35How's it going?
23:36I'm good.
23:37How you doing, Chris?
23:38I'm good.
23:39I'm good.
23:39We can hear your TV a little bit.
23:40I'm good.
23:41If you could turn on your TV a little bit, it would help us out.
23:44I'm good.
23:49Okay.
23:49I'll turn it down.
23:50Thank you very much.
23:51So who did you want to endorse tonight to be spared from the milkshake?
23:54I just wanted to say that I would like to see my friend, Jeanette Santiago, drink the milkshake that you guys are meeting because she works for your show.
24:03Jeanette, I know Jeanette well.
24:05Jeanette works here at M&N.
24:06I haven't seen her around tonight.
24:09And also, I got...
24:09Jeanette is not here tonight.
24:11Jeanette is not here tonight.
24:12The voice from God just told us.
24:13And I also say, I really respect Jeanette and would not force her to drink this disgusting mess.
24:19But thank you for the suggestion.
24:20It is an interesting thought.
24:25Belinda, have a great night.
24:27Have a great night.
24:28Thank you for calling in.
24:29Who else do we have on the phones?
24:30Karen from New York.
24:31Karen from New York.
24:32Karen, are you on the line?
24:34Hey, it's Karen.
24:36How's it going?
24:37Good.
24:37How are you guys?
24:38I'm good.
24:39So what did you talk about tonight?
24:40Do the right thing here, Karen.
24:42Oh, I wanted to endorse Murph.
24:44I don't want him to drink anything.
24:46Okay.
24:46So Murph, another vote for Murph.
24:48Why Murph?
24:49Because he's the best.
24:50I will say Murph is one of the best guys I know.
24:53And also, whoever answers your phone is super nice.
24:56Look at that.
24:56I think we got Kelly Dunlap on the phones tonight, right?
25:00She's great.
25:01Whoever it is is great.
25:02She's awesome.
25:07So, Karen, what did you want to add to the milkshake of death?
25:10Oh, whatever is in, like, is there, like, a corn meal or, like, a Jif thing?
25:14We have a, I think we have corn muffin mix.
25:16Yeah, perfect.
25:17That's what I want.
25:18That's nice.
25:19That'll really thicken that up.
25:20Thank you very much for the call, Karen.
25:22Yeah, add some texture to it.
25:23Oh, yeah.
25:25All right.
25:26So right now, ladies and gentlemen, while Bethany gets that corn mix in there, this is starting to look really, really terrible.
25:32We are very excited.
25:33We have a video tonight.
25:34Our friend Matt Porter is part of a filmmaking collective known as Good Cop, Great Cop.
25:38They make videos every week.
25:40They're going to debut a video right now on our show.
25:42You can check them out, twitter.com, slash, goodcop, greatcop.
25:44Let's go ahead, check out the video.
25:46Let's go ahead, check out.
26:16Check them out, Good Cop, Great Cop.
26:39That was a fit for our show, for sure.
26:42I'm being told that our phones are a little lax.
26:44I'm telling you, if you're out there, you're watching this, you're thinking, maybe I should call, maybe I shouldn't call.
26:48Call.
26:49It's fun.
26:50It's fun to call.
26:51Random Andrew, what do you think?
26:51Should people call?
26:53Whatever.
26:54Oh, God.
26:55You're playing the heel now.
26:57LLC, people should call, right?
26:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:00Why don't you give us a call?
27:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:06Why don't you give us a call?
27:08Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:11212-757-1393.
27:13Just give us a call.
27:14That's 212-757-1393.
27:17Can we also say, 21 weeks.
27:19First time we've actually done that segue correctly.
27:22Amazing.
27:22Well done.
27:2321 weeks is all it took.
27:25So right now, we have the real Alyssa on the line, I believe.
27:30Yes.
27:30Hi.
27:31How's it going, real Alyssa?
27:32Take it in, real Alyssa.
27:34That's real.
27:35Take it in, real Alyssa.
27:37Real Alyssa.
27:39All right, so Alyssa, you had an imposter earlier.
27:43Yeah, that was unacceptable.
27:45I would say so.
27:46And before you say another word, Shannon, don't do it.
27:51Please don't do it.
27:52This is a 16-year-old girl.
27:54We want to be supportive.
27:55We love that she calls the show, and you say messed up things.
27:58I'm just going to say, please, please don't do it.
28:04I'm just saying, with all this Penn State stuff,
28:06you're the one that has a Facebook relationship with her.
28:11I smell a shower coming.
28:13You're the paterno of this situation.
28:15I am not.
28:15Actually, I'm going to not paterno this, and I'm going to say something.
28:19And paterno wasn't, it was Sandusky.
28:23No, but he was a witness.
28:24Yeah, no winners there.
28:25So Alyssa, anyway.
28:27Who do you want to endorse?
28:28What's on your mind tonight?
28:29You got, the floor is yours, Alyssa.
28:32Well, I'm afraid to endorse anyone specifically.
28:34I'm afraid of what's going to happen.
28:36But what if Andrew's the only one drinking this?
28:40That's what I'm worried about.
28:42He could be the only one.
28:43I mean, we don't have much show left,
28:45and it seems like Shannon's the only one close right now
28:47to making it all the way.
28:49Okay.
28:50I think...
28:51But in case you don't know about that,
28:53our live stream is down.
28:54All of our live stream viewers just missed the spam.
28:57That being said, do we have any other callers?
28:59Yeah, Brian from New York.
29:00Brian from New York.
29:01Welcome to the show.
29:04Brian from New York, are you there?
29:07Hey.
29:08Yeah, so I'm actually random Andrews roommate.
29:11Okay.
29:12Oh, Brian!
29:13Hey!
29:17And, uh, I'm endorsing Mustache Man Murphy.
29:21Wow!
29:23Look at that.
29:25Look at that.
29:27Now, Brian.
29:28Brian, that was brilliant.
29:30That was a great, great comedic turn, Brian.
29:32Now, Brian, I'm going to ask you.
29:33Now that we got you online, give us the dirt.
29:35What's it like living with random Andrew?
29:37Are the rumors true that he's a dick?
29:39Is he a nice guy?
29:40Give us the dirt on random Andrew.
29:41He is completely random to us.
29:44I know very little about him.
29:45Fill us in.
29:46What's the worst thing about living with this guy?
29:48Uh, he's in his boxers a lot, just walking around, kind of like that.
29:53Silk boxers?
29:55He tends to wear nothing but those a lot.
29:57Um, not too bad.
29:59Nice guy.
29:59I don't have much to complain, but I want to see him drink the milkshake of death.
30:02Okay.
30:03And what would you like to see put in that before he does so?
30:07Definitely grape jelly, if I saw that correctly.
30:10Oh, we don't have grape jelly.
30:11I think it's the beets.
30:12Yeah, there's beets.
30:13There's pickles.
30:14No, no, Brian, Brian, Brian.
30:16I really hate beets.
30:17So put the beets in.
30:19Is that true?
30:20Random Andrew really hates beets.
30:21Someone's going to put it in anyway, so go, Brian.
30:23Do your worst.
30:24Yeah, let's put the beets in.
30:25That's what he wants.
30:27So if there's no jelly, I can't really hear you.
30:29Um, pickled beets, is that a thing?
30:32Yes, pickled beets.
30:33Do the beets.
30:34Nice.
30:35I have to say.
30:37I think it's probably the worst.
30:39Your timing in the first half of that call was amazing.
30:41Second half, not so much, Brian.
30:43Second half, not so much.
30:44Let's get some beets in there.
30:47Oh.
30:49Oh.
30:51Oh.
30:52I also want to be clear.
30:53This is my real blender.
30:54This is just my blender.
30:57I use this thing every day.
30:58I make a shake every morning.
30:59This is going to be a fan of mine.
31:00Oh.
31:02All right.
31:02Let's go back to the phones.
31:03Who do we have on the line?
31:05Uh, we have someone, but I don't know the name.
31:07Okay.
31:07We have, uh, Brian, there's an anonymous person.
31:10You are welcome to the show.
31:11Who's this?
31:12Hi, this is Todd from Maryland.
31:14Todd from Maryland?
31:18Okay, yeah.
31:19Who do you want to endorse tonight?
31:23Todd, thanks for the call.
31:25Very glad.
31:25Sorry.
31:26No, it's okay.
31:27It's okay.
31:27If you're watching on your computer, turn the sound off and just talk to us on the phone.
31:31Okay.
31:32Well, yeah, the live stream went down, so.
31:34Yeah, we hear it's cutting in and out.
31:36We apologize for that.
31:37We're working our hardest to make sure it's back up and running.
31:40So, I've missed the last five minutes or so.
31:43I'll tell you what, man.
31:44It was fucking crazy.
31:45Does anyone want to tell him a detail from the last five minutes?
31:48Murph and I swapped outfits, then swapped to begin back.
31:52Yeah.
31:53I was wondering because I could see and you're still wearing the same thing.
31:58Yeah.
31:58It was a quick switch.
31:59Five minutes.
32:00Switch and then switch back.
32:01Yeah.
32:01We had a masturbation contest.
32:03It was awful.
32:04Yeah.
32:04Well, his proposal.
32:05Can I endorse Random Andrew?
32:07Wow.
32:08What?
32:08Two in a row for Random Andrew.
32:10He's making a comeback.
32:11I was kidding.
32:12I just wanted to do this.
32:14You're kidding.
32:16Wow.
32:17So, who do you really want to endorse?
32:19Human Fish.
32:20Human Fish.
32:21Another endorsement.
32:22Okay.
32:23Okay.
32:23My dick.
32:24And, Todd, what do you want to add to the mixture?
32:30There's some cornbread mix out here.
32:32We do.
32:32We already put some of that in.
32:33We can put more if you want.
32:37What sounds disgusting?
32:40Soy sauce.
32:41Guacamole.
32:42Soy sauce.
32:42Mustard.
32:43Guacamole powder.
32:44What do you want?
32:45You said soy sauce.
32:46I know.
32:46You said soy sauce?
32:47Yeah, let's do the soy sauce.
32:49Soy sauce.
32:49Let's soy sauce it up.
32:51Because, you know, we already have so much savory.
32:54So, let's get some salt in there.
32:57Can I get something that will just be in?
32:58Yes.
32:59Compliment the flavor.
33:00Thank you very much.
33:01Thank you for the call.
33:03All right.
33:04Who's on the line?
33:05Steven from Boston.
33:06Steven.
33:06Another call from Boston.
33:07Steven from Boston.
33:08Welcome.
33:09Woo!
33:10Hey, Don.
33:11Good.
33:11How are you?
33:12I'm all right.
33:13I'm actually Kristen's boyfriend.
33:15The girl who calls?
33:17From Boston.
33:18Who complained about her job.
33:19Okay.
33:20Okay.
33:20Her job working with special needs children.
33:24Correct.
33:25Okay.
33:26So, who do you want to endorse tonight?
33:28I'm going to endorse the human fish.
33:30The human fish.
33:30All right.
33:31Two in a row for the fish.
33:32Now, why are you endorsing the fish?
33:34Because you've got the sardines in there.
33:36I kind of feel...
33:36I mean, you said it wasn't a sardine, but I still feel bad for them.
33:38Yeah.
33:39Yeah.
33:40I understand.
33:41And what do you want to add to the concoction?
33:43I'm going to add the pineapple chunks.
33:45Pineapple chunks.
33:46Make it a little sweeter.
33:47Yeah.
33:48I've got to tell you.
33:49Good choice.
33:49I've kind of been dreading that because I feel like you won't taste the sweet of the
33:52pineapple.
33:53You'll only feel the consistency of the chunks.
33:56Murph, how are you feeling about the potential for drinking this thing?
33:59It's churning.
34:00I'm churning a bit.
34:01Okay.
34:01My stomach has been fucked all day.
34:03This is going to be...
34:04It's going to be rotten.
34:05That acid with the cream is just going to make it a big...
34:07It's going to...
34:08Oh, curdle.
34:09Hey, man behind the plants.
34:11Where are people at?
34:12What are the vote totals?
34:14One second.
34:15It's...
34:16Chris, you're still...
34:17You're at five.
34:18Human Fish is at five.
34:19Shannon is at seven.
34:21Shannon is at seven.
34:22And random Andrew minus the...
34:25What's it called?
34:26Minus the one person who called in to save him is still at three.
34:31Negative three.
34:32Oh, yeah.
34:32Still negative three.
34:33Okay.
34:33So you have one positive and four negatives.
34:35Are we actually counting like the negatives?
34:36No.
34:36You have one positive but four negatives, which is pretty...
34:40Have you stopped counting mine?
34:41Am I just drinking this?
34:42I guess I'm just...
34:42Murph, you're at three.
34:43Murph, you're at three.
34:44I'm drinking.
34:45Me and the fish are at five.
34:46Shannon might escape.
34:47Shannon looks like she might be the one to escape.
34:48Let's see.
34:49Do we have any callers on the line?
34:50We have an Alyssa from New York.
34:52And another Alyssa.
34:53Alyssa from New York.
34:55Welcome.
34:58Alyssa from New York.
34:59Listen on your phone.
35:00Turn down your TV right now.
35:03You got the awkward song.
35:09That was really awkward.
35:10Are you there or not, Alyssa?
35:12All right.
35:13Goodbye.
35:13Who do we have next?
35:15I don't know.
35:17Nobody.
35:18Do we have anybody on the line right now, if you are listening?
35:21You are on.
35:22Hello.
35:22This is Josh from New York.
35:24Josh from New York.
35:24Welcome to the show.
35:25Josh, before we even get into it, I want to say we're running a little low on calls.
35:29Callers, if you're watching, we need your help.
35:30We need your votes.
35:312-1-2-7-5-7-1-3-9-3.
35:34You get to define who drinks the milkshake of death tonight.
35:37I feel like maybe one reason that you're running a little flow on callers is that I'm getting a business signal.
35:45I called like 20 times before I got through.
35:47So I got through.
35:48It took 20 times.
35:49Because I want to encourage all your callers out there to be persistent.
35:52Don't give up on your dreams, Josh.
35:56Josh, thank you for sticking with us and continuing to try.
35:59Who do you want to endorse?
36:01Well, I have a question for the human fish.
36:03Is that cool?
36:03Yes.
36:04Always.
36:05Who does the human fish?
36:10So what are we asking?
36:11Who does he want to see drink it?
36:12Or who does he just like better?
36:17I missed that.
36:18I'm sorry.
36:19Josh, are we asking who he likes better?
36:22It's the traditional human fish question.
36:25I don't think you can do anything else.
36:26Okay, just in general.
36:27Murph, human fish.
36:29Murph versus Shannon.
36:30Who wins?
36:32Shannon.
36:32Wow.
36:33I don't hate you.
36:34Wow.
36:36Okay.
36:36I'm feeling like Murph needs a little more love today, guys.
36:40I endorse Murph.
36:41Oh.
36:43Bethany, you're influencing the voting.
36:46Bethany, let's see what's in the voting.
36:48So if we have more calls, we should...
36:49Oh, wait.
36:50Josh, what do you want to add real quick?
36:51Definitely meat tenderizer.
36:53Meat tenderizer.
36:54Fuck you, Josh.
36:55Let's get to another call.
36:56Do we have another call?
36:57Christy from Long Island.
36:58Christy from Long Island.
36:59Welcome back to the show.
37:00It's good to hear from you again.
37:01How are you?
37:02Hey, what's up?
37:03Quickly, who do you want to endorse?
37:05I'm going to go with Andrew because I really feel bad.
37:07Andrew, you feel bad for Andrew.
37:09Andrew, you got another endorsement.
37:10That's really nice.
37:11Christy, what do you want to add to the mix?
37:13I think that mustard would be not fun to drink.
37:16Mustard.
37:17All right.
37:17Do we have any other callers on the line?
37:18Christy, thank you very much.
37:19Sorry to be in a rush.
37:20We just want to get as many votes as we can.
37:22Caller, you're on the air.
37:25I'm on the air?
37:26Yes.
37:27Who is this?
37:28It's Bobby.
37:30Bobby?
37:30Okay, so who do you want to endorse?
37:37Who do you want to...
37:38I want to give a shout out to the Hulu Hoop lady because I really like her on the show.
37:42The Hulu Hoop lady.
37:43Oh, Mini's the best.
37:44Mini's the best.
37:45I'm going to give my vote to not drink it to Shannon.
37:48Shannon got another vote.
37:49Okay.
37:50Oh, Bobby.
37:51Bobby's my friend.
37:52And I want to add the olives.
37:54Olives.
37:54Fuck.
37:55Oh, God.
37:55All right, Bobby.
37:56Thank you for the call.
37:57Do we have anyone else?
37:59Who do we have on the line?
38:01Anybody or no?
38:02All right.
38:03I think we're getting to the milkshake right after this, right?
38:06We'll have a few more minutes.
38:07Ladies and gentlemen, they tore it up before.
38:10Let's get back on our feet.
38:12Turn up your volume at home because you don't want to miss this.
38:14Ladies and gentlemen, Black Wine!
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41:19Go to Maxwell's this Sunday.
41:21It's a great place to see shows, and that's a great band to see at a show.
41:24Check them out.
41:25In the meantime, let's get back to the calls, right?
41:27Let's rifle through some.
41:27Who do we got?
41:28We got Carolyn?
41:29Carolyn.
41:29Carolyn.
41:30Welcome to the show.
41:31Hi.
41:31Hi.
41:32How are you?
41:32I'm good.
41:33I'm Random Andrew's sister.
41:35You're Random Andrew's sister.
41:35I'm going to endorse Andrew.
41:37Okay.
41:38You're so cute, Carolyn.
41:39You did it.
41:49We didn't do anything.
41:50You did it.
41:51All we did was instinctively react.
41:53No, no, no.
41:54For this whole night, I haven't seen tweets from all my friends.
41:57I've been getting calls from my friends.
41:58Not one of them endorsed me.
42:00Only my little sister would.
42:01Look at that.
42:02Why don't you take her in the state college shower?
42:03Oh.
42:03Oh.
42:04Oh.
42:08Oh.
42:08Oh.
42:08Oh.
42:09Oh.
42:09Oh.
42:10Oh.
42:10Oh.
42:10Oh.
42:11Oh.
42:11Oh.
42:11Oh.
42:11Oh.
42:12Oh.
42:12Oh.
42:12Oh.
42:12Oh.
42:12Oh.
42:12Oh.
42:12Oh.
42:13Oh.
42:13Oh.
42:13Oh.
42:13Oh.
42:13Oh.
42:14Oh.
42:14Oh.
42:15Oh.
42:15Oh.
42:16Oh.
42:16I feel like Andrew's going to end up drinking it, so I don't want to add something too bad.
42:23Okay.
42:24So what are my choices?
42:25You got sprinkles.
42:26Sprinkles.
42:27Sprinkles is probably the nicest thing.
42:28Your only choice is mayonnaise.
42:29There's sprinkles.
42:30Okay.
42:31I'll add sprinkles then.
42:32Sprinkles.
42:33Rainbow sprinkles.
42:34Thank you very much.
42:35A great call.
42:36A great call.
42:37Let's get to another caller.
42:38Who do we got?
42:39Jason from Staten Island.
42:40Jason from Staten Island.
42:41We got Shaolin in the house.
42:42We love guys from Staten Island.
42:43What's up?
42:44It's me Vacation Jason from Staten Island.
42:47Fuck.
42:48Goodbye.
42:49Goodbye.
42:50I hate Vacation Jason.
42:51I hate Vacation Jason.
42:52Let him vote.
42:53You should vote.
42:54For people who don't know, I hate Vacation Jason.
42:57But he already...
42:58Oh.
42:59Good.
43:00Good.
43:01Don't do that shit again.
43:02Do not let him through again.
43:04Who else do we have on the line?
43:05Somebody.
43:06Hello.
43:07You're on the air.
43:08We can hear you.
43:09You're on.
43:10What's up?
43:11You got to turn down your computer or TV.
43:13Just talk to us on the phone.
43:15You finally got through.
43:16I'm about to hang up on you.
43:18I'm so sorry.
43:20Goodbye.
43:21Who do we have on the line now?
43:23Hello.
43:24Can you hear me?
43:25I can hear you.
43:26Yes.
43:27Who is this?
43:28This is Dan from Santa Monica.
43:29Dan.
43:30Santa Monica.
43:31Farthest away call.
43:32You've done it.
43:33We're going cross continental on this call Dan.
43:35What's up?
43:36Not much.
43:37We're just hanging out here.
43:38It's early here still.
43:39Hell yeah it is.
43:40Hell yeah.
43:41How many people you got with you?
43:43Just me and my friend Rudy.
43:44Alright.
43:45So if you want to vote, you can vote.
43:46You want to put Rudy on the phone.
43:47Rudy can vote too.
43:48Who are you endorsing?
43:49Yeah.
43:50I want to vote for Shannon.
43:53Okay.
43:54Shannon got another vote.
43:55I got a 10.
43:56What about Rudy?
43:57What about Rudy?
43:58Who does Rudy want to endorse?
43:59Fish.
44:00No.
44:01Fish.
44:02No.
44:03Shannon.
44:04So two?
44:05Two for Shannon?
44:06Yes.
44:07Yeah.
44:08California continues.
44:09You may have to put Shannon on the top.
44:11And you guys can add two ingredients Dan.
44:13Two ingredients.
44:14One for you.
44:15We want mayonnaise.
44:16I want mayonnaise.
44:17Yes.
44:18Mayonnaise.
44:19No.
44:20Double mayonnaise.
44:21Double mayonnaise.
44:22Double mayonnaise.
44:23Double mayonnaise.
44:24Double mayonnaise.
44:25Double mayonnaise.
44:27Double mayonnaise.
44:28Oh, God.
44:29Let's watch it go in.
44:30Oh, fuck.
44:31I use this blender.
44:32All right.
44:33Thank you for the call.
44:34It's so good to hear from people from California.
44:35That's very exciting for us.
44:37There's so much mayonnaise in this.
44:38I don't want to even know.
44:39We've got more calls.
44:40Julia from New York.
44:41Who?
44:42Julia.
44:43Julia from New York.
44:44Welcome.
44:46There's so much mayonnaise in this.
44:47I don't want to even know.
44:48Julia from New York.
44:49Who?
44:50Julia.
44:51Julia from New York.
44:52Who?
44:53Julia from New York.
44:54Welcome.
44:55Hi.
44:56Hey.
44:57What's up?
44:58Not much.
44:59How are you?
45:00Good.
45:01Who do you want to endorse?
45:02Okay.
45:03So, I've already endorsed Chris a bunch of times on Twitter.
45:06Okay.
45:07So, I'm going to go with Murph.
45:09What?
45:10Thank you, Julia.
45:11You sound lovely.
45:12I'm spreading the love.
45:13Great.
45:14I get the one that's one-fifth of a vote.
45:15No.
45:16I did it five times.
45:17Okay.
45:18We trade votes.
45:19We trade votes.
45:20Okay.
45:21Thank you, Julia.
45:22Now, what do you want to add to the mixture, Julia?
45:24Uh, can you do another one of those sexy pans?
45:27Camera?
45:28Oh, yeah.
45:29The pans are looking good.
45:30Good job, Andrew and Emma.
45:32Getting them sexy pans.
45:34I don't see anything.
45:35Oh, here we go.
45:37Ooh.
45:38Tuna.
45:39Tuna.
45:40Everyone already did...
45:41Oh, there's baby food.
45:42Go for baby food.
45:43Baby food.
45:44Baby food.
45:45All right.
45:46We got to wrap up.
45:47So, it's time...
45:48No, no, no, no, no.
45:49Okay, Julia, you were our last voter.
45:51Yay!
45:52Man Behind the Plants.
45:53It is time for our final vote challenge.
45:55Oh!
45:56Oh!
45:57Baby food's going in.
45:58It's baby food!
45:59Oh, God!
46:00Yes.
46:01Everyone, we need silence.
46:02As we find out our totals.
46:04Man Behind the Plants, I'm going to ask that you start with the people who are lowest in
46:08votes.
46:09Uh, lowest in votes, of course, is still random.
46:12How many did Random Andrew wind up with?
46:14He had a net of negative two votes.
46:16A net of negative two votes, Random Andrew.
46:19Okay.
46:20Next person would be a tie between you and the human fish at five votes.
46:25Oh!
46:26Drinking it!
46:27Does this drink mean you drink more?
46:28No.
46:29Followed by Murph at six votes.
46:32Oh.
46:33How many did Shannon guess?
46:34Shannon had a total of 13 votes.
46:36Boom!
46:37I love how Shannon knew that and was at the end being like, tuna, throw tuna at us.
46:48Congratulations, Shannon.
46:49I think we can all agree, this is a real victory for the ladies tonight.
46:52Yeah!
46:53Feminism wins.
46:54Feminism wins.
46:55Feminism wins.
46:56Feminism wins.
46:57Shannon, as our only winner.
46:59Feminism wins!
47:03As our only victor, anything you want to say to the losers tonight?
47:06Oh, I thought I got to add something.
47:08Let's go.
47:09Oh, yeah.
47:10Can I add something?
47:11I don't know.
47:12Audience, what do you think?
47:13The tuna's going in.
47:15What are we going to do?
47:16Tuna!
47:17Oh, God.
47:18We're short a cup.
47:19We're short one cup, so some of us will have to share.
47:22Yeah, use that pineapple.
47:23Let's do it.
47:24We've got to move.
47:25Let's get that garbage can out on the tarp, because we're all fucking yuking tonight, boys.
47:29I hope not, but it's probably going to happen.
47:31Okay.
47:32We've got to move.
47:33How much time do we have?
47:34Do it.
47:35Do it.
47:36Press liquify.
47:37Watch out.
47:38If you throw up, you do it to camera like a man.
47:47Okay, that's good.
47:50Hold on and touch those boys.
47:51You tip it outta the pineapple camp.
47:52I don't wanna drink that.
47:53I don't wanna drink that.
47:55I don't want to drink that.
47:56I don't wanna drink that.
47:57Bill Jacob's dad.
47:58Oh, no!
47:59Oh, God!
48:00I don't wanna drink that.
48:01I don't wanna do it.
48:02I don't wanna drink that.
48:03Come out in front.
48:05Come out in front. Come out in front. Random Manager, come out in front.
48:09Okay. Can I say something? Yes, you can say something. Random Manager.
48:12Jackie, this is for you.
48:15Oh, I can smell too bad. Oh, God, it smells horrible.
48:19To death.
48:21One, two, three.
48:27Get down.
48:28What are we doing? Do we have to end? Shannon, you've got to do the outro.
48:47Plug the website and the podcast. Black wine, you've got to thank black wine.
48:53Oh, my God.
48:53Who am I thanking?
48:55Black wine. Black wine, thank you.
48:58Podcast. Podcast. Flip TV.
49:01Live stream.
49:02Feminine. Feminine.
49:05Feminine.
49:28Subscribe on iTunes.
49:42Subscribe on iTunes.
49:52Subscribe on iTunes.
49:56Thank you!
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