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00:001, 2, 3, 4
00:01Come take a ride
00:13It's the weirdest guy, no, it's Wednesday night
00:18And out here to go
00:20The Chris Gafford Show
00:22Chris Gafford Show
00:24Chris Gafford Show
00:26Chris Gafford Show
00:30Hey everybody, welcome to The Chris Gafford Show
00:32Thank you
00:34Wow
00:36Alright
00:38We had some hip-hop air sirens from the studio audience tonight
00:40That's awesome
00:41Welcome to The Chris Gafford Show
00:42I'm Chris Gafford, your host
00:43This is our tenth episode
00:44We're very excited about that milestone
00:46The ship has held together for two and a half months now
00:48Okay, thank you
00:50We want to say hello to everybody watching live on MNN4 here in Manhattan
00:54As well as everybody at TheChrisGaffordShow.com and our Ustream site
00:58If you're watching, please let people know it's out there via Twitter, Facebook, all that stuff
01:02We have a very great show for you guys tonight
01:04We've got MC Chris coming out later as our musical guest
01:06Should be awesome
01:08We've got some people with us
01:10Joining us, Shannon O'Neill, you've done most of our shows now, right?
01:12Seven of ten, eight of ten, something like that
01:14Yeah
01:15Alright, George Cameron returning
01:17That's right
01:18It's awesome
01:19With us for the first time from college humor, Mr. Patrick Castles
01:21Thank you for being here
01:22Now Pat, you said
01:24When we were setting up, you said
01:26Public access seems like
01:28I said it was like a
01:30Fulfilling a dream I never knew I had
01:32Yeah, that is one way to put it
01:34That is certainly one way to put it
01:35Now I don't know how familiar you are with the show
01:37But we have some other people here with us
01:38Random Gene, as always
01:40Now if you don't know
01:43This is legit, this is real
01:45Random Gene called up during our second show
01:47And was like, why are you doing this?
01:48Did not like the show
01:50And we said, you should come down to the studio
01:52And then I said, just come back anytime you want
01:55And you just keep
01:56Not awful, I was just like going crazy
01:58Like in college, staying up to do like finals and stuff
02:00And it being like hour 36
02:02And I'm just like downing like black iced tea
02:06Like sugar iced tea but making it like black
02:08And then just going nuts
02:10I once stayed awake so long that I was in physical pain
02:13But then was like, I'm in so much pain
02:15But I'm never gonna die
02:16I convinced my, it was weird
02:17I convinced myself I was immortal
02:19This common topic might just be me showing that
02:21I'm a little crazy
02:23That could be it
02:24I got paid to be an insomniac once
02:26Really?
02:27Yeah, it was during a Columbia University, you know, sleep study
02:31Because I was so desperate for money
02:32They gave me a couple hundred dollars
02:33So you've done medical studies for
02:35Yeah, to like live in a clinic
02:36Random Gene
02:37Everything I learned about you is crazy
02:39It wasn't for a week, bro
02:40It was for a couple days
02:41It was like when they pay you
02:42What do they do? They just observe you?
02:43Yeah, they just observe you
02:44Like you have to stay awake
02:45How do they keep you awake?
02:46Did they poke you with a stick?
02:47No, you just ask for like five hour energy
02:49Pills or like, you know
02:51I don't want to correct you
02:52But I don't think they paid you to be an insomniac
02:54They paid you just to stay awake
02:55Yeah, basically
02:56What happened? Did anything weird happen?
02:57No, I was after like, I think maybe after like the 58th or 59th hour I was kind of going insane
03:05She woke up and she was here
03:07That's how you joined the show
03:09So let's see, do we have any callers on the line yet? Caller, you're on the Chris Gethard Show
03:13Welcome, how can we help you tonight?
03:14Hello?
03:15Who's this?
03:16Who is this? Yeah, you're on the air
03:19Hi, my name is Christy, what's up?
03:21Hi, is this Christy from Long Island?
03:23Yes, it is
03:24Okay, so last time you called the show you had nothing to say
03:28So I want to know what's on your mind tonight
03:30Okay, well you said that you couldn't plead because there was like a fly bothering you, right?
03:36And I slapped myself in the face trying to get it away
03:38Yeah, yeah, yeah
03:39If there's like a fly or something in your like house or whatever
03:43If you take hairspray and you spray it with hairspray
03:46Its wings get stuck together and it can't fly
03:49And then it's like walking and it slows it down
03:51And then you could kill it
03:52And it like
03:53You're just telling us how to torture insects right now
03:55Yes
03:56If anyone, a sub-calling topic
03:58If anyone else has creative ways to kill flies
04:01Please let us know
04:03Well, I, I, I, I'm like I don't sleep
04:05I fall asleep usually at like 4 o'clock in the morning at a week about 1
04:08And like I'm tired throughout the day but that wasn't a good enough story
04:11So I figured why not help you out and tell you how to kill a fly
04:14No, that's good, yeah, I would have gone with that one too
04:16I would have gone with that one too
04:17I would have gone with that one too
04:18Wait, does it die or does it just have to live its life flightlessly?
04:21Um, well, sometimes I like drown in a hairspray so it does die and I feel bad
04:29But if you like spray it'll slow it down and it'll, um, it'll like start walking
04:35And then you could throw it outside and then I think, I don't know if its wings get like unstuck
04:40But yeah
04:41How do you, how do you kill people?
04:45Yeah
04:46I was gonna ask you where you've been hiding the bodies
04:48Yeah
04:50Are you the...
04:51Christy, I wanna thank you so much for the call
04:53I hope other people give us a call
04:55Thank you for the call
04:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, so glad you gave us a call
04:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
05:02Alright, we recovered
05:04We forgot that it goes on LLC but we nailed it on the comeback
05:07Uh, we have another caller on the line
05:09Caller, welcome to the Chris Gether Show
05:10You're on the air
05:11Yes, who's this?
05:13Wait, hold on a sec
05:14Okay, hi
05:15Is this the same girl?
05:16Who is this?
05:17Who is this?
05:20This got awkward
05:26You got an awkward call so you got the awkward song and dance
05:28Who is this?
05:29Oh, you are on the air
05:31Alright
05:32She put you on hold
05:33Hold on a second
05:34Hold on a second
05:35Hold on a second
05:36She found something better to do right at that moment
05:39So we should introduce our game for the night, I think
05:41Yes?
05:42Let's introduce our game
05:43This is one
05:44I don't know how it's gonna go
05:45I might get hurt
05:46It will also be degrading
05:47Let's get Drew up here
05:49Ladies and gentlemen
05:50There's a pile of trinkets, tchotchkes, doodads on the floor right there
05:55Wanted to let you know tonight
05:56We will be playing a game called the Human Claw
05:58I will emulate the arcade game
06:00We have the claws, ladies and gentlemen, the Human Claw
06:07Skill Crane is an ill crane, punky punky
06:13What Getherd is a human crane?
06:16Skill Crane is an ill crane, punky punky
06:22What Getherd is a human crane?
06:25I'm 31 years old
06:27People are shouting Getherd is a human crane
06:29So here's how this works
06:30We need an audience volunteer
06:31Someone from here
06:32Do you wanna come up on stage and help us out?
06:33Anybody?
06:34Okay, Matt Mayer
06:35Looks like you
06:36So Matt, why don't you sit right there
06:38So here's how this is gonna work
06:39There's a whole pile of items here
06:40You can see there's autographed headshots from the human fish
06:42Shannon, George
06:43There's a dollar
06:44There's some flip flops
06:45Bosco, strawberry syrup
06:46A toilet brush
06:47Some tennis balls
06:48All sorts of stuff
06:49Feel free to root around
06:50See what you might like
06:51I'm gonna blindfold myself
06:52Drew and George are gonna hang me upside down
06:55You're gonna direct them
06:56Like you would a crane
06:58Okay
06:59So a little forward
07:00A little right
07:01A little more forward
07:02When you say drop
07:03They're gonna lower me down
07:04I'm gonna try to grab the item you're going for
07:07With my teeth
07:08Blindfold
07:10If I get it, it's yours
07:12Right there, you're looking at the Spanish language
07:14Beware of dog sign
07:15Set up whatever you wanna go for
07:17Let's be quick about it
07:18He's having a hard time choosing
07:20Cause it's a pile of shit
07:21Yeah, I know
07:22Matt, whatever
07:23Whatever you're going for
07:24I'm not gonna get it anyway
07:25So just leave something up the top
07:27Yeah
07:28Okay, so here's what we're gonna do
07:29Oh boy, he's already dead
07:30I already broke the set
07:31So let's do it
07:33So boys
07:35And audience
07:36If we could clear out some room
07:37So the camera can see it
07:38Oh shit
07:40Okay, wait
07:41Let me get the
07:42Okay, Matt
07:43Go
07:44Alright, uh
07:45Left
07:46Left
07:47To
07:50Forward
07:51Forward
07:52Forward
07:53Forward
07:54healed
07:55raised
07:56dejar
07:57Can you not hold him off at?
08:09Okay, you got some gedazzle flip-offs
08:11That's what you got
08:12Congratulations
08:13Congratulations, thank you for playing, and we'll do more of that later.
08:18But let me ask, were you guys losing your grip on him and you could not keep him up,
08:22or were you lowering him down?
08:23We were trying to lower him down, and then it was tough to get him back up.
08:26It was tough to get him up.
08:26But he hadn't said drop yet.
08:28You guys just mashed my face onto the floor.
08:31It felt involuntary from my end.
08:33I will say, Duran, I don't know about you, but the longer we're holding you,
08:35the more likely it is we will drop you.
08:37We will drop you, yeah.
08:38Yeah, that's fair.
08:39For future contestants.
08:41Yes, I do want to say.
08:43For future rounds.
08:46Please don't break my neck.
08:48Please don't break my neck.
08:49Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special guest with us right now.
08:51People who have been following the show know that one of our contributors
08:53has recently announced that he's going to run for President of the United States.
08:58He's here joining us once again.
09:00I want to welcome everybody.
09:01Let's have a round of applause.
09:02Presidential candidate, Conor Ratner.
09:07Conor, thank you for joining us again.
09:13Thank you for having me.
09:15We are in an exciting time in presidential politics.
09:19As you know, anyone who follows the campaigns for the presidency,
09:22they are filled with distractions.
09:24But we are running a focused campaign.
09:26My name is Conor Ratner.
09:35I'm running for the presidency.
09:37And if you know anything about my campaign,
09:39you know that it's focused and it's disciplined.
09:42And our latest campaign ad demonstrates that.
09:45When the Founding Fathers wrote the United States Constitution,
09:53they specifically said that the president had to be at least 35 years old.
09:57That's the number they chose.
10:0035.
10:01That's my age.
10:03That's how old I am.
10:04And you're telling me we're going to elect some 50-year-old?
10:13Or a 60-year-old?
10:16What an insult to our Founding Fathers.
10:19That wasn't the America they dreamed of.
10:21My name is Conor Ratliff.
10:23And I'm 35 years old.
10:25That's old enough to be president.
10:28Paid for by Citizens for a 35-Year-Old President.
10:3035.
10:31That's how old I am.
10:3335.
10:34That's how old I am.
10:3535.
10:36That's how old I am.
10:38I won't lie.
10:39That could have gone better.
10:40That could have gone better.
10:41But it doesn't matter because we're winning.
10:43We...
10:43Stay away from the microphone?
10:45No, no.
10:45That was my fault.
10:46I'm sorry.
10:46I'm apologizing to you.
10:48Conor, I would say this is the first major gaffe of your campaign.
10:52This feels like the first major snafu.
10:54Let's get out of the way early, you know?
10:55We have Michelle Bachman's husband is directing from the control room.
10:58Wow.
10:59That was a poor staffing choice on my part.
11:01Yeah.
11:02I think he's got a split agenda.
11:05Doesn't matter.
11:06The good news is we're winning this.
11:07I don't know if you're following the coverage,
11:09but thousands of people on the Internet
11:11have given their support to this campaign.
11:13From thousands to hundreds of thousands to millions.
11:16That's where we're going.
11:16We are going to win this.
11:18Conor Ratliff for president.
11:19I am 35 years old.
11:24Thank you very much.
11:27Conor's running for president.
11:30Hooray!
11:31I think he's got a shot.
11:32Yeah.
11:33All right.
11:33Are you officially endorsing him?
11:34I'll vote for Conor.
11:36Who else am I going to vote for?
11:37Right?
11:38I'm going to use the first installment of my trust fund
11:39to get Karl Rove to be his campaign manager.
11:42Random G's got a trust fund!
11:45Trust fund G!
11:47Trust fund G!
11:48You're a trust fund G!
11:50Now that you're less random,
11:51we might have to start calling you trust fund G!
11:54You're a trustafarian?
11:55No.
11:55Well, my trust fund isn't seven figures.
11:58I'll tell you that much.
11:59You immediately regret letting us know that.
12:01It's $23.36.5.
12:04I didn't do that right.
12:07I don't know if Karl Rove will work.
12:09I did not even know trust.
12:10I thought that was something that was made up for soap operas.
12:12No, that's not just from 80s movies.
12:14Yeah, yeah.
12:15Adam G!
12:15is a living example.
12:17We should get back to the phones, maybe.
12:18Call her.
12:19You are on the air.
12:19Welcome to the Chris Gethardt Show.
12:21How can we help you?
12:22Hi, this is Alyssa.
12:23Hey, Alyssa.
12:24How's it going?
12:24Hey, Alyssa.
12:25Checking in with Alyssa.
12:28Checking in with Alyssa.
12:29Alyssa, what's up?
12:31So, Alyssa's 15.
12:32She's a comedy super nerd.
12:35She likes to call in.
12:35She lets us know what's on her mind.
12:37Ask questions about comedy.
12:38Tells us what it's like to be 15 in 2011.
12:41So, Alyssa, what did you want to talk about tonight?
12:44Oh, I have been having trouble sleeping as well.
12:47I think it's the apocalypse because I can't sleep at all.
12:51You think you're...
12:52That is one of the signs of the apocalypse.
12:53It's omnia.
12:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:55My feeling is not being able to fall asleep.
12:58Okay.
12:59Have you tried masturbating?
13:00Shannon!
13:01Shannon O'Neal.
13:03Shannon, you continuously say wildly inappropriate things to this girl.
13:08And I am not kidding.
13:09Look at me.
13:10Look at me.
13:12It has to stop.
13:14You can't keep doing that.
13:15She's 15.
13:16I have emailed with her mother and said, like, well, this will be appropriate.
13:19This will be, like, a good thing.
13:20And it is not a good thing.
13:22Alyssa, how was Disney World?
13:24Thanks, Gene, for putting it back on track.
13:27How was Disney World?
13:29Oh, it was really nice.
13:31Oh, cool.
13:31It was fun.
13:32Thanks again.
13:34So, Alyssa, anything else on your mind?
13:39I am so sorry.
13:42It's fine.
13:45I'll be fine.
13:46No one says that if you're actually fine.
13:51Yeah, that is a life lesson you will learn in future years, is the phrase, I'll be fine,
13:55is completely transparent.
13:56I'll be fine is the title of a Lifetime original movie.
13:58Oh, you're the worst.
14:01You're so proud of yourself.
14:03I hope I get to star as Alyssa in that life.
14:10That's what I hope.
14:12Shannon O'Neill is the, you are just the worst.
14:15Yes.
14:16She's 15.
14:17You see 15 as young.
14:19I see 15 as a teenager.
14:22You don't ask people shit like that, man.
14:26You wouldn't ask someone our age that.
14:28Yeah, I'm sorry.
14:29I'm sorry, I phrased as a question.
14:30I should have done that.
14:33So, Alyssa, if there's anything else on your mind, we'd love to hear it.
14:36If not, we're going to get going.
14:38I think I'm good.
14:43Thank you so much for the call.
14:44We've got to fucking talk for real.
14:47Human Fish, what's on your mind?
14:50Inappropriate behavior versus men behaving badly starring Rob Schneider.
14:59Okay, inappropriate behavior in general versus men behaving badly starring Rob Schneider.
15:05Who wins?
15:07Men behaving badly starring Rob Schneider.
15:09Wow.
15:10Maybe you should learn from that with your inappropriate behavior.
15:12Have you ever seen men behaving badly?
15:14I have not.
15:15Not even one time.
15:15They behave pretty bad.
15:17All right.
15:18So, ladies and gentlemen, we're very excited right now.
15:21Our musical guest is an old friend of mine.
15:23I'm sure you've heard of him.
15:25Brings the motherfucking ruckus every day of the week.
15:27Let's get up on our feet.
15:29Let's dance.
15:29Let's give a warm welcome to the one, the only, MC Chris.
15:37Thanks, everybody.
15:38Oh, is this on?
15:40Check, check.
15:41One, two, one, two.
15:42Microphone.
15:43What is this?
15:44Oh, shit.
15:46Check, check.
15:48Yeah, it works.
15:49It's just that my ears are broken.
15:51All right.
15:51Oh, hey.
15:52That's the on switch.
15:56Hey, you guys, notice how Angry Birds Rio is way better than Rio?
16:01All right.
16:01Thank you for having me tonight.
16:02My name's MC Chris.
16:05Yo, I was walking down the street the other day.
16:07I was wearing my Black Ops t-shirt, and there's a black guy, and he saw me.
16:10He's like, yo, Black Ops.
16:11I was like, yes.
16:11I think those are all my jokes.
16:15I'm going to do a rap song now.
16:16Hit it.
16:22I need more microphone sounds.
16:24You can turn down my monitor a little bit.
16:37It's so hot.
16:38Burn your mouth.
16:39Scar tissue make you go out.
16:41Cheese wants cool and congealed.
16:42Sliced in a Coke is a no-joke meal.
16:44It's a quick bite that can't be beat.
16:46It's a pie chart that you can eat.
16:48It's a non-deal if you don't delete.
16:49So, for the calories, what the pizza beat?
16:51No oregano bits and you're pretty little smarter.
16:53I even got a bread.
16:53No shot down.
16:54So, I'm going to split your thread.
16:55You don't moderate.
16:56You're breaking in your field like a swat again.
16:58You're bulimic on the weirds.
16:59You can take a piece of beer and you're acting.
17:00But you're cheating when you're in an abortion.
17:02You're enforcing a divorce from delivery.
17:03Little legal, middle legal.
17:04You're selling to the deal.
17:04Well, the big skin now you're going now in your motorized car.
17:08It's game over, roller coaster with your oversized parts.
17:11End it now.
17:12It'll be a while if you act now and submit.
17:14I cut the crust, a piece of bars, and let's our Titanic tits.
17:18Help me out.
17:18I got that jam.
17:20That jam to make you go to work.
17:22Work, work, now work.
17:24That pizza, boy.
17:25I got that jam.
17:27That jam to make you go to work.
17:29Work, work, now work.
17:31That pizza, boy.
17:32I got that jam.
17:34That jam to make you go to work.
17:36Work, work, now work.
17:38That pizza, boy.
17:39I got that jam.
17:40That jam to make you go to work.
17:43Work, work, now work.
17:46You need help.
17:47I'm that guy.
17:48See you in here, let me put down that pie.
17:49You're so fat.
17:50You eat cars, totally allowed with your Wolverine cars
17:53Some say polo, set up on China
17:54Some see us tend to get your vagina
17:56Is it delivery? No, it's just your nose
17:58Let's microwave it and put it in a portal
18:00Can't beat it when it's high, need it
18:01Get it, get it so creepy
18:03Alright, stop the track, stop the track
18:06For some reason I was distracted
18:09While I was rapping
18:11And I forgot what my rap words were
18:13But I think I've collected myself
18:15I'm gonna do another song, get up
18:20We'll do the next song if that's alright
18:22Gentlemen in the booth
18:23What's the matter with you?
18:27I understand that you goddance crazy
18:29But right next to me
18:30Next song please
18:34I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja
18:42I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja
18:44I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja
18:47I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja
18:50I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja
18:52I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja
18:55I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja
18:57I'm a hoodie ninja
18:59I'm a hoodie ninja
19:00Got my ninja back, aka a pillowcase
19:02Filled with not your favorite combos
19:03A first light and messy tip
19:05We got some loodies and some goodies
19:06We got tools and also talent
19:08Fish is putting a stealth
19:09And some barnum barely balanced
19:10So katana, no shurik until a turret
19:12Cross the yard
19:13If there's Dobermans jump over them
19:14It shouldn't be that hard
19:15The attractive is reconnaissance
19:17The subject is a hottie
19:19Rent her from a homo
19:20With the badass little body
19:21Hella dope
19:22Hellas girl from little bros
19:23Pyrophage
19:24She's up by the chamber
19:25But we gotta get there right away
19:26I can't make her so I say
19:28I'll take her door to make her glaze
19:29Call my treat and finally I feast upon her frame
19:32She's rocking cotton panties
19:33Serial so it seems
19:34He's stretching and so fetching
19:35She's the cutie of my dreams
19:37Who's the T, 32Bs
19:38Yes I know her cup size
19:40I'm mixing my spikers
19:41When my Vulcan bug bites
19:43I'm a ninja
19:44I'm a hoodie ninja
19:45You're off guard ninja
19:47Soaring that you're injured
19:48Tough luck
19:49Nunchucks
19:50Break your fingers
19:51Got a bull
19:52Cause I don't wanna linger
19:54I'm hitting my pussy
19:55There
19:56Pusser this way still
19:57Pusser this way still
19:58Soaring a little bit
19:59No more this way
20:00I don't want that
20:01Pusser this way
20:03Pusser this way
20:04Up up up up
20:05Down down down down
20:06Put them down
20:07Put them down
20:08We're not okay
20:09I don't want that
20:10Pusser this way
20:11He got that
20:12Put something in his mouth
20:13I'm trying
20:18So Banana Man you got
20:20A side head shot
20:22Of me
20:23And I hope every time you look at it
20:25You remember me exactly like this
20:26Perfect
20:28Okay
20:29Going on the wall
20:30Good job Banana Man
20:32I'm gonna put him down
20:33Thank you
20:34Yeah put him down directly on the top of his head guys
20:37Yeah what are we doing?
20:38Let go
20:39Let go
20:42The most degrading thing that's ever happened to me
20:44It was worth it
20:45It wasn't worth it
20:46I don't even know where my glasses
20:48Did you steal my glasses?
20:49Why are you looking at me?
20:51On the television
20:52On the television
20:53Let's go ahead
20:54Do we have a caller on the line?
20:57No?
20:58Yeah
20:59Who's this?
21:00Who's this?
21:01What's up?
21:02Can you hear me?
21:03Hi this is Jackie
21:04What's up?
21:05Jackie what's on your mind?
21:07So you had asked earlier about callers to call in and tell you about their inability to sleep
21:14Yeah
21:15So I can't sleep alone or rather I hate to sleep alone
21:19Okay
21:20So I got a prescription for Adderall and I take that when I'm alone and I clean my apartment
21:25And you clean your apartment, you just stay up all night cleaning?
21:28Yeah
21:29What's wrong with your, that sounds like bad doctoring right?
21:32I'm sorry?
21:33Isn't that really unhealthy?
21:34I mean don't, what happens when the Adderall like wears off? Do you crash?
21:37Oh yeah
21:38Um
21:39I do
21:40I take another one in the morning
21:41The crash kinda sucks at like 3pm and that's when I leave work
21:46But your apartment's clean
21:47Oh it's really, it's spotless
21:49Like um, you guys should come here, it looks really awesome right now
21:52What's your address?
21:53We'll all come there
21:55We'll all come there Jackie
21:56If I like gave you some Adderall, would you clean my apartment?
22:00I would love to do that
22:02I actually like, I have a real passion for it
22:05I wanted to be a housewife when I grew up
22:07So I like to clean and do laundry
22:09I'm not even like messing with you, it's true
22:11Don't mess with me on this one!
22:13Jackie, can I ask you where you live?
22:15Yes, I live in White Plains
22:17White Plains?
22:18Yes
22:19Not that far away
22:20You said we should all come over
22:21Yes
22:22If you get in touch with me on Twitter
22:23Would you actually let everybody you see here come over your house?
22:26I would love that
22:28Wait a minute, wait a minute, even me?
22:32Yes, everyone
22:34How many people are we talking, on the panel?
22:36Is that Keith Haskell?
22:37Is that Keith Haskell in the band?
22:38Yeah, Banana Man's right there
22:39So you're saying, can we come on the panel?
22:41What about the band?
22:43Yeah, everyone can come
22:44Everyone in our studio audience can come
22:46Everyone can come, you can host a whole show here
22:49Yes
22:51Jackie
22:52You have a house or an apartment?
22:54It's an apartment, but I own it
22:56It's a co-op
22:57So there's room, I will make snacks
23:00I'm really good cook
23:02Jackie, we're gonna be there
23:04I would love that
23:05Send me a message on Twitter, okay?
23:07Do we all get Adderall?
23:08Definitely
23:09We'll all eat a bunch of Adderall
23:10Yeah
23:11Yeah
23:12Yeah
23:13I mean, you have to move over
23:14So I don't have to keep alone
23:15Because I don't like that
23:16Jackie, you'll never sleep better with all 40 of us in your house
23:19I would love that
23:20Thank you for the call
23:21Please do be in touch
23:22We'd love to make that happen
23:23It sounds awesome
23:24Random Gina will use her trust fund to pay for anything we need
23:27Sounds good
23:28Sounds good
23:29So ladies and gentlemen, each week
23:31I don't fucking know, Shannon
23:32No, that money's going towards Karl Rove so we can get What's-His-Face for President for Rattling
23:40Yeah
23:41This is a fucking weird show tonight, right?
23:43Giving money to Karl Rove?
23:44This has been such a weird...
23:45Yeah, I'm gonna find Karl Rove
23:46I'm gonna get Karl Rove for President
23:48When did you get drunk?
23:49We gotta move on, we gotta move on
23:54Ladies and gentlemen, each week we have a group of filmmakers who take your suggestions on the show
23:57Twitter, they're called the Lone Cornmeal Machine
24:00You can send tweets to them, at Lone Cornmeal
24:03Once a week they take one of your suggestions, they turn it into a film, an animation, what have you
24:08Connor, what was this week's suggestion?
24:09This week's suggestion was, could we show the true nature of time?
24:13Can we show the true nature of time?
24:15Let's see what they came up with
24:17Ladies and gentlemen, the Lone Cornmeal Machine
24:19Who knows what will happen?
24:30I haven't a clue
24:33No one knows what will happen next
24:36It all depends on you
24:39Can't see round the corner
24:41When I'm going round the bend
24:44No one knows what will happen
24:46No one knows what will happen
24:47Nor if this madness will ever end
24:50I'm not really much of a steak eater
25:01But this is really good
25:03I like the way this is prepared
25:05Is yours good?
25:06Yes
25:07Are you okay?
25:08Are you choking?
25:10Oh my, oh my god
25:11Hey, does anyone know the high leg mover?
25:14My girlfriend is
25:15Yeah, I know how to do the high leg mover
25:16He's choking
25:17Alright
25:18Yeah
25:19Oh my god
25:20Oh my god
25:21Just get behind her
25:22And just
25:24Are you doing that?
25:25You're not doing it right, man
25:26That's not how you do the high leg maneuver
25:27No, this is how you do that
25:28No, you're not doing it right
25:29No, I'm doing it right, man
25:30That's not how you do the high leg maneuver
25:31Back off
25:32You're doing it wrong
25:33No, you're doing it wrong
25:34Don't touch me
25:39Oh no
25:42Oh god
25:43Where am I?
25:46I'm afraid your time is up now
25:49My time is?
25:50What does that mean?
25:51That means your life is over
25:53Oh no
25:55I'm dead?
25:56Oh
25:57If you could just
25:59Step right this way
26:00In a few moments
26:02You're going to
26:03Experience your life
26:05Flashing before your eyes
26:07Oh, I can't believe this
26:12I was so young
26:15This is so unfair
26:17This is so unfair
26:18This is so unfair
26:19I am not ready to be dead yet
26:21Wow, this is really intense
26:24This feels really
26:26Real
26:27Oh, I remember that
26:30Oh, wow
26:32I guess I'm okay with it
26:34I mean
26:35I had a good life
26:36I don't have too many regrets
26:39And
26:40Make sure we're even remembering it
26:42All just seems like a big
26:45Blur now
26:49Alright
26:51Now if you will just
26:52Step into the light
26:54Okay
26:55You will either
26:56Burn to a crisp
26:57Or
26:58Live forever
26:59We'll live forever
27:00We'll live forever
27:01One or the other
27:08Oh, what can we do?
27:10You can be Napoleon
27:11And I'll be a Waterloo
27:12We'll be back to fight against the lay
27:14Till then
27:15We'll just be on our way
27:17Alright
27:18The Lone Cornmeal Machine
27:19Ladies and gentlemen
27:20Send your suggestions to them
27:23Tweet at them
27:24At Lone Cornmeal
27:25They will make videos
27:26Out of your suggestions
27:27In the studio
27:28We saw a frozen image
27:30Why don't
27:31If you're watching online
27:32Please Tweet at us
27:33Let us know
27:34If all you can see
27:35Is a frozen image
27:36Of a clock
27:37We'd love to know
27:39This show
27:40Thus far
27:41Has been plagued
27:42By technical snafus
27:43MC Chris is on his smart phone
27:47It is a smart phone
27:49I have another announcement
27:50We're not doing
27:51That human crane thing anymore
27:52All we accomplished
27:53Was that
27:54We couldn't shoot it well
27:55And I just kept hitting my head
27:56So we're gonna move on
27:57Everyone's really enjoying the show Chris
27:59Oh really?
28:00That's good
28:01According to my smart phone
28:02Yeah
28:03Okay, good
28:04Okay, that's great
28:05Let's go ahead
28:06Let's get back to the phone
28:07I'd like to say
28:08I'm a really big fan of the show
28:09Thank you
28:10You said you're from San Diego, huh?
28:11I'm a big fan of Human Fish
28:13Big fan
28:14Okay, that's great
28:15Great to know
28:16Human Fish has been having a rough couple weeks
28:17So I think he really appreciates that
28:19What do you think of me?
28:20Yeah, he's really awesome
28:22Thank you
28:23Random Jean wants to know what you think of her
28:26He's pretty cool
28:27Okay
28:28Yay!
28:29That's a total lie
28:30You sound like
28:31You sound like you enjoy the Human Fish
28:32More than Random Jean
28:33Oh, and Pat Cassels
28:35I like your Avenger Bros t-shirt
28:37Look at that
28:38Thank you
28:39Alright, so anything else on your mind
28:40Or do you just want to fill us up with compliments?
28:42Yeah, I have a story about like sleep deprivation
28:45Okay
28:46So my friends and I
28:47We like
28:48We wanted to spend last summer
28:50Just kind of hanging out and stuff
28:52So we stayed up for like three days straight
28:55And in the middle of the night
28:57We like got breadsticks
28:58And we walked around their neighborhood
29:00At like three in the morning
29:01And we found a tricycle in the dumpster
29:03And rode it down the hill
29:04And I got really hurt
29:07That's awesome
29:08I think that's a great call
29:09Yeah
29:10Yeah, yeah
29:11You're ranking our
29:12You're now the official call ranker, Pat
29:13I'm not
29:14Well, considering
29:15I mean, you're trying to sound like you're like badass
29:17But considering the last call
29:18A girl went literally insane
29:20And beat her friend with a stick
29:22And you were like
29:23And we stayed up to 3am
29:24And then we ate breadsticks
29:27Straight up breadsticks
29:29And there's probably a reason that the tricycle was in the dumpster in the first place
29:33So
29:34Hey guys
29:35Next summer
29:36Let's hang out
29:38Yeah
29:39Just last, we'd like to ask the human fish what's on his mind
29:45Great question
29:46Human fish, what's on your mind?
29:50Cheese and bread
29:54Versus
29:56Salt and olive oil
29:58Who wins?
29:59Oh, he enjoys
30:00He finds himself funny
30:01Who wins?
30:02Who wins?
30:03Who wins?
30:04Salt and olive oil
30:05Salt and olive oil
30:06Salt and olive oil
30:07Really, George, you agree with that?
30:08Oh, definitely
30:09I would go cheese and bread
30:11Human fish, laughing
30:12Human fish, laughing
30:13Does you know what I mean?
30:15I do feel like the human fish in random gene
30:16There's like a brimming tension between them the past few weeks
30:18Romance?
30:19I don't know
30:20Random Gene brought the human fish a gift?
30:22He rejected it
30:23Oh that hurts
30:25I gave him like this really cute seal that I got from somebody
30:29Who wins?
30:30Who wins?
30:31Who wins?
30:32Salt and olive oil
30:33Salt and olive oil
30:34Salt and olive oil
30:36Salt and olive oil
30:37Salt and olive oil
30:38Salt and olive oil
30:39Really, George, you agree with that?
30:40I got from SeaWorld San Diego, actually.
30:43Well, now that I know you have a trust fund,
30:44you should have brought them a real sale.
30:47That's illegal.
30:48I give you SeaWorld.
30:52Shamu, rise!
30:54Now we have another caller on the line.
30:55Caller, welcome to the show.
30:56How can we help you tonight?
30:58Hey, man.
30:58I was actually going to tell you my quick fix
31:01for resetting my sleep schedule.
31:03Okay, quick fix for resetting your sleep schedule.
31:06I'm listening.
31:06What's your name?
31:07My name's Ben.
31:08Ben, okay.
31:09Hit us with it.
31:10What's that?
31:11Let's do it.
31:13You want to hear it?
31:13Yeah, so much.
31:15So bad.
31:16All right, actually,
31:17I take one milligram of melatonin
31:20before I go to sleep.
31:21Okay.
31:23And it's actually,
31:24it's pretty good.
31:25This guy is a lot of...
31:26I thought it was going to be
31:27a lot better than that.
31:30So the way you fix...
31:31I'm going to fill you in
31:32with how I reset my sleep schedule.
31:34It's a way that...
31:35I take something everybody knows about.
31:38Gather round, gather round, gather round.
31:39Ben, I mean, I want to thank you for the call.
31:41I want to stay positive,
31:42but that is a pretty well-known solution.
31:47Who's your melatonin guy?
31:49Yeah, yeah.
31:50I highly recommend it, but...
31:52He's just only hearing what he wants to hear right now.
31:57Ben, you're in denial about how this went tonight, aren't you?
32:00I'm actually...
32:01I'm on, like, so much of it right now.
32:05All right, Ben, thank you for the call.
32:06Have a great night, man.
32:08Have a great night to you.
32:09Yo, what's up, Chris?
32:10Just calling you.
32:10I'm on 100 milligrams of melatonin.
32:13All stuffed up.
32:13Great show tonight, Chris.
32:15Good job on the human fish.
32:16Peace out.
32:17All right, let's move on to our next caller.
32:20Ben, thank you so much, man.
32:22Do we have another caller on the line?
32:23Welcome to the Chris Gethardt Show.
32:25Yo, son.
32:27Oh, shit.
32:29Wow, they're right.
32:29You got applause, Sean.
32:32Sean, people recognize you, man.
32:33Hey, Chris, I gotta be honest.
32:35What's up?
32:37I'm not smoking weed, son.
32:40Tonight, or you kicked it in general?
32:42Right now, I ran out of weed, son.
32:45This is our friend, Sean.
32:45He often calls up and just tells us to smoke weed.
32:48I thought it was your dad.
32:50So you ran out of weed.
32:52Sean, you ran out of weed.
32:53So what are you doing?
32:54Hey, yo, MC Chris.
32:56Hey, what's up?
32:57Hey, yo, MC Chris.
32:57What's up?
32:58You got a real high voice.
33:00Oh, what the?
33:02No!
33:05But, uh...
33:07No, wait.
33:09Hey, I want to tell you guys about my sleep.
33:12I'm going to try to get back on my sleep schedule.
33:14Okay, we are listening, Sean.
33:17All right.
33:18Normally, I'll just smoke some weed, son.
33:21I could have guessed it.
33:23I don't have any weed!
33:25All right.
33:26Are you outside?
33:28All right, Sean.
33:29I'll call you all right next week.
33:31All right.
33:32Thanks, man.
33:33Feel better.
33:34This is the weirdest...
33:35Out of all ten weeks,
33:36this is the number one weirdest joke.
33:39Well, the topic is sleep deprivation,
33:41and it feels like we are all...
33:42This feels like we're all sleep deprived.
33:43It's weird, yeah.
33:44Yeah.
33:45Hey, cool.
33:45I don't see Chris left his iPhone.
33:47Human fish, you should take it.
33:48Caller, you are on the air.
33:55We have another caller.
33:56Welcome to the Chris Panther Show.
33:57How can we help you tonight?
34:00Hey, we'll really mess up your sleep schedule
34:03with this thing called night chairs.
34:05So, I was with my friend in the hotel room.
34:08She walks in late at night.
34:09I didn't hear him coming in.
34:12I get out of my bed,
34:13you know, down,
34:14just before I had the door,
34:16screaming,
34:16oh, shit.
34:17Oh, shit.
34:18Oh, shit.
34:19He has no idea what's going on.
34:22And I just run out,
34:24and I stop right in front of the elevator.
34:26I lay down on the ground.
34:29I'm like, what the fuck's going on?
34:30You don't remember anything with night chairs, actually.
34:33Cool.
34:33What's your name?
34:38My name's Connor.
34:39Connor, so you were physically awake
34:43but still sleeping
34:43and ran into a hallway and laid down?
34:47Well, what happens with night chairs
34:48is you can actually get up and run.
34:51And, like, if someone actually, with me,
34:55if someone actually tries to stop you, they will.
34:57But I just stopped and laid down.
35:01Like, not lay down like,
35:02oh, I'm just going to lay down.
35:03No, like, fall down.
35:06Wow.
35:06I understood George's Jet Li thing more than that.
35:09No, this, like, there's a condition
35:11where you can get up, walk around,
35:12but still be sleeping.
35:14People get killed.
35:15People will wake up and start having sex
35:18with people in bed with them
35:18while they're all still sound asleep.
35:20This is a thing that happens.
35:21This guy's no liar.
35:22It sounds like something that, like,
35:23husbands would tell their wives
35:24if they got caught in bed with them.
35:25That's true.
35:26That is true.
35:27Like, oh, yeah.
35:28I was asleep.
35:29Does this still happen to you?
35:30Orny's sleep doctors got together, like,
35:32I have an idea.
35:33Yeah.
35:34Does this still happen to you?
35:36Actually, no.
35:37If you keep on a good,
35:38no, if you keep on a good sleep schedule,
35:40it doesn't.
35:40Do me a favor.
35:42Mess up your sleep schedule
35:43and come to Jackie's with us.
35:45You're invited.
35:46Connor, where are you from?
35:48I'm from Florida.
35:49Shit, man.
35:50Buy a ticket.
35:51We're going to White Plains, bro.
35:52All right.
35:55Do we have time for another call?
35:56Or are we moving on?
35:58Okay.
35:58Ladies and gentlemen,
36:00once again, he has been,
36:02you saw him before at the mic.
36:04He came up here,
36:05and I think it's fair to say,
36:07threw down on the panel.
36:08Let's get up one more time.
36:10Let's give it up for the one,
36:12the only, MC Chris.
36:13Oh, my God.
36:15I've returned.
36:16Thank you for that applause.
36:17It's so nice to you.
36:18Yo, it was really funny
36:19when Chris was introducing me
36:20because he started to smile a little bit,
36:22and every time we used to do
36:23improv scenes together,
36:25we'd do improvisation together,
36:26and every time we'd do
36:27little improv scenes back in the day,
36:28he could not smile.
36:29Just like that.
36:30It brought me back.
36:31He used to have good times.
36:32Yo, and that last guy, Connor,
36:33who called in,
36:34he said he wanted to talk
36:35about his sleep schedule,
36:36but then he mixed up
36:38how you say it.
36:39He said, skeet schedule.
36:41I want a skeet schedule.
36:43All right.
36:44Let's do this song.
36:45This song is about Boba Fett.
36:46He's from Star Wars.
36:47That's Rome and Space,
36:49in case you didn't know
36:49what that was.
36:50If you don't know the words to this
36:52and where you've been
36:52the past 10 years,
36:53OK, HIT IT!
36:58Cruiser mode, set the spark,
36:59in my Delorean.
37:00Awards, I wear on my piece
37:01in my Delorean.
37:02The story is dumb.
37:03Star Wars, a story.
37:04Even the big buff,
37:05we play at Benegans.
37:06Rhyme, renegade.
37:07Should've been the trade first
37:08and second defense.
37:09I won't hesitate.
37:10That's got to do it.
37:11Darks, I got to delegate.
37:12That's a little bit against
37:13what's the money really hates.
37:14I don't give a fuck.
37:16I'm gonna solo
37:16for all I care.
37:17Who could be on a yellow dojo?
37:19Gotta make the money.
37:19Credit's so good
37:20when a driver's with a shop
37:21in your neighborhood.
37:23Think you can cook?
37:24I got a grappling hook.
37:25Let's make this quick
37:26because I really hook.
37:27I'm a D-Texer.
37:28I'm a devil.
37:29I'm all trust competitors.
37:30I'm a D-Texer.
37:31My backpacks.
37:32Got chips.
37:33Well, I'm Vola.
37:34I'm the Fets.
37:35Well, I bounty up
37:36for Java Hut
37:37to finance my bets.
37:39Well, I chill in
37:40a D-Space.
37:41A mask is over my face.
37:43Well, I deliver the pride
37:44but I still narrow my eyes
37:45because my time
37:46I don't like to
37:47when he's getting down.
37:48I'm a boy and see you
37:48up inside an enigma.
37:49Get inside a slave wall
37:50from your homotigno
37:51from your daughter heart.
37:53You can eat a spot
37:53by what you want
37:54but it's gonna be a car
37:55for my name of Boba Fett.
37:57No, my shit is tight.
37:58So I'm acting like a
37:59mother got my night guy.
38:00Now I'm just kind of tight.
38:01Playin' numbers on my wrist.
38:02You never see the tears like
38:03you made a kick top
38:04you made a hit.
38:05You still don't give a shit.
38:06Your mama is a bitch.
38:07So you want the dog back hit.
38:09You gotta flip a switch
38:10and take a beat and get
38:11you go to your number pitch.
38:12You know I should
38:12you get like I'm a queen
38:13and I can do it
38:14when I'm like
38:14when I feel like
38:15no one of you can't
38:16tell your little baby
38:17she a kid
38:17to a hit card
38:18on a sporting car
38:19you just don't start
38:20a lot of thinking
38:20behind the tide
38:21don't you have
38:22have a job
38:22but you stay alive
38:23my place will be a bar
38:24cause I never take a bar
38:25cause I'm sick of it
38:26and I'm a drummer
38:26but I'm funny
38:27he's a middle man
38:28with a thunder
38:28up
38:28and he's on the island
38:30six feet
38:30got a real face
38:31like me up
38:32and a bar
38:32and he ever do this
38:33too they got a
38:34desk dog
38:35I've got payments
38:35on my car
38:36handed over to him
38:36I said I'm one
38:37he's a car
38:38and he's a bar
38:40back
38:40just enjoy
38:41you get back
38:41I'm a black crack
38:42for me to send it out
38:43she can teach me
38:43with my clarity
38:44and go on my chest
38:45without your door
38:46if you stare
38:46with my backpacks
38:47got jets
38:48hurry out
38:48I'm Boa
38:49the Vex
38:50well I bounty hug
38:51for a job
38:52I hunt
38:52to finance
38:53my best
38:54well I chill in
38:55a deep space
38:56a mask
38:57is over my face
38:58well I'm living
38:59deprived
38:59I'm still there
39:00on my eyes
39:01cause my time
39:01I don't like to
39:02wake it down
39:03cause he open
39:03like a ton-ton
39:04put this in the
39:05Autobahn
39:05on board
39:06like a tron
39:06you can see her
39:07now I'm gone
39:07jump ahead
39:08to hit you
39:08but on to Korean
39:09get over
39:09because I'm
39:10radicals
39:10and politics
39:11and get it
39:11back in the
39:12I was a slave
39:13and I'm not
39:14in a bad
39:14stay locked
39:14in a part
39:15base
39:15in a sweet
39:16sleep
39:16I'm a creeper
39:17back to
39:17cave
39:17for the space
39:18that's
39:18the way it's
39:19for the chase
39:19I put a little
39:20pause
39:21all the quote
39:21wars
39:22life's not
39:22all about
39:23girls and cars
39:24getting fucked
39:24up and fucked
39:25up
39:25art
39:26see I'm gonna
39:26retort
39:27okay let's
39:27depart
39:28down a large
39:28union
39:29chart
39:29with the face
39:29so spart
39:30cold blind
39:31car
39:31can't speak
39:31torn apart
39:32since we
39:33had to dig
39:33so hard
39:34cause it's
39:34long
39:35when I go
39:35when I pussy
39:36fall
39:36fall
39:36come you
39:36master
39:37come fast
39:38in a right
39:38on fire
39:39I don't want
39:39to have
39:40to high
39:40fire
39:40I'm a huddle
39:41for high
39:41until it's
39:42beside
39:42a sucker
39:43L.C. can't
39:44call me
39:44to stop
39:44my backpack
39:45got checks
39:46well I'm
39:47boba
39:47without fat
39:48well I bounty
39:49hunt for
39:50Java hunt
39:51to finance
39:51on my vet
39:52well I chill
39:53in for deep
39:54space
39:55a map
39:55is over
39:56my face
39:57well I deliver
39:57the pride
39:58but I still
39:58nail my eyes
39:59come a time
40:00I'd like
40:00to waste
40:01get down
40:01thanks for
40:02having me
40:03on the Chris
40:03Gethard Show
40:04get out of the way
40:06MC Chris
40:11ladies and gentlemen
40:11go to
40:12mccris.com
40:14does that mean
40:14four minutes left
40:15alright we have
40:16time for another
40:16call or two then
40:17right
40:17let's do it
40:18caller you are
40:19on the line
40:20welcome to the
40:21Chris Gethard Show
40:21what's on your mind
40:22hello can you hear me
40:23yeah we can
40:24you got through
40:25what's up
40:25hey this is Peter
40:26I think random
40:28Gene has been
40:28on fire this episode
40:30wow
40:31amazing last episode
40:33everybody always
40:34ask the human
40:34fish what's on
40:35his mind
40:35I want to know
40:36what's on
40:36random Gene's
40:37mind
40:37wow
40:38wow
40:39random Gene
40:41what's on your
40:41mind
40:42MC Chris
40:42versus Chris
40:43Gethard
40:44oh
40:44MC Chris
40:49versus Chris
40:49Gethard
40:50random Gene
40:51who wins
40:53MC Chris
40:55oh
40:56holy
40:58fucking
40:59shit
41:00random Gene
41:03wow
41:04got a kiss
41:04out of it
41:05see you later
41:06MC Chris
41:07I'm gonna go ahead
41:08and say
41:08random Gene
41:09you are wearing
41:09out your
41:10welcome
41:10watch your back
41:12random Gene
41:13you are lucky
41:13you are a cult
41:14hit
41:15of this show
41:15also I boot
41:16you for that
41:17I think we have
41:18another caller
41:19on the line
41:19caller what's
41:20on your mind
41:20welcome to the
41:21show
41:22hey
41:24who's this
41:25hi this is
41:27Anthony
41:27okay what do
41:28you want
41:29not much
41:31I just
41:32want it
41:34I add a couple
41:35things
41:35yeah like
41:38when
41:38we have like
41:40two minutes
41:41so Pat
41:42where do you
41:43rank this call
41:43well I want to
41:45hear what he
41:46says first
41:46I have no idea
41:50I can't hear you
41:51very well
41:51Anthony
41:52thank you for
41:53the call
41:53buddy
41:53great attempt
41:55great attempt
41:55we have to
41:56wrap up the
41:56show tonight
41:57I want to
41:57thank everybody
41:58for watching
41:58I want to
41:59thank Pat
41:59for being
41:59here
42:00Shannon
42:00Human Fish
42:01I almost
42:02just called
42:02you by
42:02your human
42:03name
42:03George
42:03I want to
42:04thank you
42:04for being
42:04here
42:04Random Gene
42:04the LLC
42:05MC Chris
42:06everybody please
42:07let people know
42:08this show exists
42:09let them know
42:09on Twitter
42:10Facebook
42:10tell them to
42:11go to
42:11the Chris
42:11Gethardt
42:12show.com
42:13we really
42:13appreciate
42:13any help
42:14that we
42:14can get
42:14I want to
42:15thank all
42:15our crew
42:15for coming
42:16out tonight
42:16Drew
42:17Noah
42:17JD
42:17Andrew
42:19on air
42:20personality
42:21I'm not
42:22making her
42:22debut
42:23everybody
42:24Andrew
42:24Matthew
42:24all you
42:25guys are
42:25wonderful
42:26thank you
42:26all for
42:26coming out
42:27thank you
42:28for coming
42:28to the
42:28Chris
42:28Gethardt
42:29show
42:29we really
42:30do appreciate
42:30it
42:31wow
42:31everybody
42:32was getting
42:32my signs
42:33up last
42:33minute
42:33this is
42:38an awkward
42:38part
42:39we're just
42:39waiting for
42:39the show
42:40to actually
42:40they can't
42:43hear us
42:43so we
42:45can't have
42:45a real
42:47if this
42:48was like
42:48you watch
42:49the
42:49fire standard
42:50show
42:50this is
42:51where
42:51they'd be
42:52like
42:52fuck
42:53you
42:53this is
42:56where
42:56Hank
42:57King
42:57he was
42:58fine
42:58he
43:26he
43:26he
43:27he
43:27he
43:27he
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