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00:00Good evening, weirdos! Welcome to the Chris Gethard Show!
00:06Plant us in, the greatest housewife in the history of public access, the LLC!
00:10Featuring internet liaison, Bethany Hall!
00:12The creature from the sea!
00:14The human fish!
00:15America's favorite twang random messenger bag!
00:17The baddest drama jam on the block, Shannon O'Neill!
00:20Our very special guest, Ms. Blanche Baker!
00:23Music!
00:24From Crazy in the Brain!
00:26I'm Murph, and Miley Cyrus is a goddamn pop superstar!
00:29Give it up for our host, Chris Gethard!
00:32Sandwich Night! Sandwich Night! Sandwich Night! Sandwich Night! Sandwich Night! Sandwich Night!
00:57Thank you guys so much! I cannot believe a Sandwich Night chat broke out the week after
01:01Sandwich Night! We have to wait 51 more weeks for that.
01:04Welcome to the Chris Gethard Show! I'm your host Chris Gethard.
01:06I want to say hi to everybody watching live on MNN,
01:08everybody watching live on the internet,
01:09and anybody who might be downloading this in the future.
01:12Very exciting show tonight. Let's just first of all address this.
01:15Shannon, you are sick. I'm very sick.
01:17This is not a costume choice. Nope, I don't want to get anybody sick,
01:20but I didn't want to miss the show because we only have a couple more this year.
01:24Yeah. Got cat AIDS.
01:27So you have come down with feline AIDS.
01:29Feline AIDS is what you're announcing.
01:31The other big announcement of the Chris Gethard Show.
01:33Shannon has feline AIDS.
01:35Full-blown feline AIDS.
01:37Starting strong right out of the gate here tonight.
01:42Human Fish. This is going to be a dark, scary show.
01:44What's on your mind as we enter this show?
01:46Are you afraid of the dark?
01:48Oh.
01:50Versus R.L. Stine's Goosebumps.
01:52Ooh.
01:54Who wins?
01:56R.L. Stine's Goosebumps.
01:58Now wait!
02:00When R.L. Stine was on the show, you did the same one,
02:04and he didn't win in front of him.
02:06What's your point?
02:08All right, let's explain what's going on tonight.
02:12We have a very, very special guest.
02:14I want everyone to welcome Blanche Baker to the show.
02:17Very excited about this.
02:19Now, Blanche, you are an actor.
02:23I first knew of your work when I went to your IMDb.
02:28Sixteen Candles jumped out.
02:30Amazing.
02:31I was like, holy shit.
02:32But then, recently, you have become someone who has really gained a reputation
02:36for being able to scare the shit out of people.
02:38Right, yes.
02:39Yes.
02:40So explain to us what that's like to lock into that world, the world of horror,
02:45the world of psychological thrillers, all this crazy shit you do.
02:48Well, I started off when I was young, and I worked with people like Meryl Streep and Robert Duvall,
02:54and I have progressed, and I now act opposite people in rubber suits and scream a lot.
03:02It's fantastic.
03:03Things have gone really well for me.
03:05So being here tonight is just another extension of your downward spiral.
03:08Absolutely.
03:09And I have brought with me my New York Film Academy students.
03:14All right.
03:15Welcome.
03:16Yeah.
03:17If it's okay with you, just to let people know that you're an authority,
03:20because you're going to be helping us out a lot tonight,
03:22if it's okay with you, I have tracked down some things that people have said about your work on the internet.
03:26I'd like to read them in front of you, if that's okay.
03:28Cool.
03:29Students, cover your ears.
03:30Yes.
03:31These are things that have actually been written about your performances.
03:34This is handwritten.
03:35Yes.
03:36Our intern, Lacey, I asked her to write this.
03:38This was the last-minute slapdash nature of how we organized the Chris Gethert Show.
03:42This is what people have to say about your work.
03:44She is so good.
03:45You didn't make the sacrifice.
03:48If they didn't need you, you'd be dead already.
03:51More than them.
03:56I'm a zealous.
03:57We speak for them.
03:59We always have.
04:12Please, Michael, don't fight back.
04:15Oh, no.
04:16Oh!
04:17Oh!
04:18Okay.
04:19All right.
04:20Now, uh, Messenger Bag, while that clip was playing, I heard you just quietly go,
04:27What the fuck?
04:28You didn't like that?
04:29That's how I felt it.
04:30Okay, now are you ready to tap into your dark evil side tonight?
04:34I kind of feel like LLC summed it up pretty well.
04:37Why are we trying to scare the shit?
04:39Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's show, let's scare the shit out of Bethany Hall.
04:43Woo!
04:44We could scare Gonzalo and Banana Man, too.
04:47And get them back for making us watch Cop Cutters, too.
04:51We could scare Shannon.
04:52She's tough, dude.
04:53She could handle it.
04:54But why would we scare Bethany when she's so sweet and delicate?
04:58Why, God, why would you want to scare the shit out of Bethany?
05:03Why would you want to scare the shit out of me?
05:06Why, God, why would you want to scare the shit out of Bethany?
05:15So, um, Bethany, you and I have been working on this show for four years in many iterations.
05:19You're like the sweetest person I know.
05:21We went to a diner earlier tonight, and you ordered chicken nuggets.
05:24That's what you eat when you go out to eat.
05:27You're a very nice person, but I've long been looking for a reason to torment you.
05:31And tonight, this whole cast is going to tap into our dark sides.
05:34Blanche is going to help us, and we're going to see who can make you cry.
05:37Not even first, just over and over again.
05:39My goal is that you'll cry every time.
05:40How do you feel about this?
05:42We're friends.
05:43How do you feel about the fact that I'm building a show around the idea of tormenting you?
05:47Why, why?
05:50I have a couple of thoughts.
05:52One, why do I get if I don't cry?
05:55You don't get anything.
05:57Why would you get something?
05:59You just have a thicker skin, and you're tough, and you can face the world.
06:02So that's my reward?
06:03Your reward is life moves on as usual.
06:06This is so humiliating for me because the other thing is that you texted me.
06:11I agreed to come here and get tortured for 60 minutes, and then I had to bring my own blindfold and headphones.
06:16Yes, yes, yes.
06:17That's true.
06:18The way this is going to work is Bethany is going to put on a blindfold and headphones so she won't know what's going on.
06:23You're going to call up.
06:24You're going to tell us what you think is scary about our cast members.
06:27Blanche is going to coach us on how to bring out our evil inside.
06:31How to tap into the parts of ourselves that allow this very nice woman to turn into that very, very terrifying woman we saw in that clip.
06:37And then, Bethany, once you feel the lights change, the blindfold will come off, and one of our cast members will attempt to make you cry through fear.
06:44Sound good?
06:45Thanks.
06:46All right.
06:47All right.
06:48Who do you think has the most potential to make you cry out of the people in the cast of The Chris Gethardt Show?
06:51Um, I think you.
06:59I like that.
07:00I don't think Messenger Bag has it in them.
07:02I think, I don't know.
07:03I don't know if the fish can do it.
07:04I think I can make you cry.
07:05Yeah, I don't think Shannon has it in it.
07:06Whoa.
07:07Why would you?
07:08Why would you do that?
07:09I'm going to fucking put my finger in your butt.
07:13And Shannon, you should notice, Bethany, since you're up here tonight, Shannon is in the chat room, which I think could turn out really amazing.
07:24They're just like, Shannon, I love you.
07:27I love this.
07:28Okay.
07:29That's great.
07:30So, Bethany, let's put on your blindfold.
07:31Let's put on your headphones.
07:32Let's go ahead and talk to cast in Canada.
07:34All right.
07:35First call from across the border.
07:36Hello.
07:37Are you here?
07:38Hey.
07:39I'm here.
07:40How's it going?
07:41Good.
07:42Great.
07:43How are you?
07:44I'm good.
07:45I'm good.
07:46I'm good.
07:47What cast member do you think is the scariest?
07:49Who do you want to try to have make Bethany cry first?
07:52Human fish, I say.
07:54Okay.
07:55Okay.
07:56Now, Bethany.
07:57I'm listening to Hall & Oates.
07:58Bethany is listening to Hall & Oates.
07:59You can't hear us.
08:00Human fish, please come forward.
08:01So, we'll take a couple calls.
08:02What do you think is scary about the human fish?
08:04Blanche, maybe you can stand up and help us.
08:06Okay.
08:07He's been breaking his rules a lot lately.
08:08I don't know what he's going to say.
08:09He's a rule breaker.
08:10Unpredictable.
08:11He's unpredictable.
08:12He's a loose cannon.
08:13Okay.
08:14That's good.
08:15What else?
08:16Maybe the fact that he's a creature from the sea.
08:18That's good.
08:19That definitely works.
08:20Okay.
08:21What part of Canada are you from?
08:22BC.
08:23BC.
08:24What's that like?
08:25Toronto, they're the dickheads, right?
08:27I agree, yeah.
08:29Okay.
08:30Most of the rest of Canada agrees, right?
08:31Yeah, yeah.
08:32What's BC's deal?
08:33I don't know anything about it.
08:35We're just hippies.
08:36A bunch of hippies.
08:37A bunch of hippies.
08:38All right.
08:39Okay.
08:40I like that.
08:41Anything else you want to say about the human fish before we conduct this experiment I'm
08:46already feeling bad about?
08:48No.
08:49No, that's good, I think.
08:51All right.
08:52Let's go to Eric in Iowa.
08:53Eric in Iowa, are you there?
08:54Yeah.
08:55Scary Bethany Hall.
08:56Yeah.
08:57I'm here.
08:58Eric, what do you think is scary about the human fish?
09:00How do you think the human fish can make Bethany Hall cry?
09:03Oh.
09:04I wasn't thinking about the human fish earlier.
09:07Sorry.
09:08Through this bag?
09:09She'll remove those when it's time, when it's go time.
09:12Then, uh, I don't know.
09:15Maybe, I don't, there's a lot of options here for this messenger bag.
09:18Yeah.
09:19Let's figure it out.
09:20Kobe, this is the first time you've called the show not on Ambien.
09:22Is that true?
09:23Well, it's six in the morning here, so the Ambien has worn off.
09:26Fair enough.
09:27Fair enough.
09:28All right.
09:29Blanche, how do we tap into this?
09:30That he's got a mysterious bag, he's got Hitler-ish and Zodiac Killer-esque qualities.
09:35What, what advice do you have on how messenger bag can truly unleash his inner monster?
09:39Well, I think there's a couple things sort of, you know, over the neck with the bag.
09:42You think I should just strangle it?
09:44Well, you could go for that.
09:45See, this is it, man!
09:46This is the, this is why we bring in the pros!
09:48No, maybe she should have to reach in there and she doesn't know what's in there.
09:53Yeah.
09:54But messenger bag, you can't be nice.
09:55And they could be wet, right?
09:56I mean, we should.
09:57Should we get something wet?
09:58Can we quickly prepare something wet?
09:59Can we quickly?
10:00Can we do that?
10:01Okay.
10:02We have Andrew Hot Dog Paris.
10:03Of course Hot Dog is the guy who has something wet on hand.
10:05It's going to be weird.
10:06So messenger bag, can you tap into your inner monster, though?
10:08Yeah, bring a small napkin.
10:09Good job.
10:10I don't know that I, eight and a half by eleven sheet of paper.
10:13Let's do it.
10:14Let's get it in there.
10:15I don't know if I have a.
10:16She's saying he doesn't need to have an inner monster.
10:18I don't know if I have a monster side-in.
10:19How do you?
10:20Everybody has an inner monster.
10:22Come on.
10:23How do I find it?
10:25Anticipation running high.
10:27Messenger bag, are you ready?
10:28Blanche has requested that at some point you put that messenger bag strap around Bethany's
10:32neck.
10:33Are you prepared to do that?
10:34Yeah.
10:35Okay, okay.
10:36More wet stuff.
10:37Let's get in there.
10:38Okay, let's everybody else clear out, clear out, clear out.
10:40Once we're cleared out, the lights will change.
10:42And messenger bag, the floor is yours.
10:45Messenger bag, I think you can make her cry.
10:46People think you can't do it, man.
10:48Believe in yourself.
10:49Your inner monster is named Gertrude, according to the chat rats.
10:54Chat rats are saying your inner monster's name is Gertrude, so you feel free to bring
10:57that up.
10:58Okay, let's do it.
10:59Let's do it.
11:00Okay.
11:01Oh, my God.
11:02No!
11:03Oh, I don't like this.
11:06Huh?
11:07Why?
11:08Why?
11:09Why?
11:10Why?
11:11Why?
11:12Why?
11:13Why?
11:14Why?
11:15Why?
11:16Why?
11:17Why?
11:18Why?
11:19Why?
11:20Why?
11:21Why?
11:28Why?
11:32Why?
11:33Why?
11:36Oh
11:57I don't like this music
12:06Look upon it
12:14Okay, did you make Bethany cry? Bethany, are you freaked out? Are you freaked out?
12:18You guys aren't that scary
12:20You're not that scary
12:21No, let's also make it clear though
12:23The Feng Shui book didn't get ya?
12:24Game of Thrones
12:25There was a Game of Thrones book in your messenger bag
12:27None of it, okay
12:28Messenger bag, why do you have fucking lube in your bag?
12:31Why do you have...
12:33Why do you have...
12:35Generic brand...
12:37Walgreens
12:39Yo, wait
12:40Messenger
12:41Is there a lube?
12:43Is there a lube or is it just a box?
12:45Messenger bag
12:47It's a book about Feng Shui
12:49Feng Shui and lube, man
12:52What is happening when ladies come back to your Feng Shui lube apartment?
12:56Why didn't you get Astro by the K-Y, dude?
12:59Shush, shush
13:00Look, look, look
13:01It says right here
13:02Compare to K-Y, it's two dollars left
13:04Yeah, it says compare
13:05Why would I pay full price?
13:06It says compare
13:07Here's what it should say
13:08You must make girls feel real special
13:10I know
13:11Here's what it should say
13:13Compare this to K-Y, then realize what the girl is gonna think when you bust this out
13:19And then get K-Y
13:21You know what I like?
13:22I like that you're using a Feng Shui book so that you know you're putting your dick in the right spot
13:26And Messenger Bag, you did have a weird empty jar in your own bag
13:31Yeah
13:32That's true
13:33All right, so Bethany, no one's made you cry yet but the actual choking stuff did freak you out
13:35The choking thing, not my favorite
13:36Not your favorite, okay, so that's good
13:38I was encouraged to do that
13:39And I didn't like
13:40Blanche specifically told Messenger Bag you had to put that around your neck
13:43I didn't want to do it
13:44All right
13:45All right
13:46Drew, what are we doing?
13:47Oh, awesome
13:48Okay, this is really fun
13:49We've got more people coming up later but right now I am so, so excited for our musical guests
13:54So genuinely, these guys have everything I like, man
13:56They're fucking weird and cool and punk rockers, they're from New Jersey, not just New Jersey, Bayonne
14:01Which is fucking New Jersey
14:03New Jersey, man
14:04They love it
14:05As a Jersey guy myself, I say it so much
14:07I've had their album for many, many months, I love it so much
14:10Ladies and gentlemen, get up and dance with Crazy in the Brave
14:31Hi, everybody, we're Crazy in the Brave
14:38This song is called Saturday Night Live
14:40Oh, you know this world is what is mine for the taking
14:55Make it sick, yeah, eggs and bacon
14:58I do what I do, I do whatever that it takes, yeah
15:01Even if it means I maybe have to show I'm naked
15:03To get your attention, oh yeah
15:05Can I mention my life?
15:06Just a bitch, yeah
15:07Life's just a quick
15:08I'm gonna drive it anywhere
15:10It'll be okay
15:11That's the way things go
15:13If you didn't know
15:14Oh, hey, oh
15:16Oh, whoa
15:17Hey, oh
15:18Oh, whoa
15:19Oh, whoa
15:21I don't want to let it give it out your life
15:25I don't want to let it give it out your life
15:27I don't like
15:28I just want to be on Saturday Night Live
15:30I don't want to let it give it out your life
15:32I don't want to let it give it out your life
15:34I just want to be on Saturday Night Live
15:41I love a lot of girls, a lot of girls, I know you know it
15:43But if they get in my way then I may just have to ghost it
15:46Ghost it, ghost it, really rollercoaster
15:48That means if you do, call me I might just say I lost it
15:51Ghost it, ghost it, really rollercoaster
15:53I'm really rather close and that means that if you keep holding, I might just say I lost it.
15:57Oh, and go. Oh, and go.
16:02Whoa!
16:06Woo-hoo!
16:08I don't think anyone has eyes on life.
16:10But looking for you, I brought up a solution to the problem.
16:14So I need to ask you all to do is, go ahead and take a seat there down on the ground.
16:18Take a seat there down on the ground.
16:20Indian style, cross the leg, whichever you prefer.
16:24I need y'all to be as comfortable as you can possibly get.
16:28It's up there, ladies and gentlemen.
16:30It's up there.
16:31We've had a long week, so get off your feet and take a seat.
16:36Yeah, you guys are looking good.
16:38Pretty good, I guess.
16:39But I think we can do better than this.
16:42So much better.
16:44What I think we need to do is take it one step further if we could.
16:48Take it one step further and go ahead and lie down on the ground.
16:52Lie down on the ground just as if you were back at home.
16:55In your bed, or your couch, or your futon, or your water bed.
17:00Whatever it is you got there back at home, lie down on the ground.
17:04Feel free to close your eyes now if you want.
17:08Do whatever you gotta do to get nice and comfortable like.
17:11Yeah, you guys look like you're falling asleep.
17:15That's alright.
17:16That's what we want.
17:17That's what we want, y'all.
17:19You know I got a funny little sleeping problem I own I can't get rid of.
17:23I got a funny little sleeping problem I own I can't get rid of.
17:26I can't keep from talking in my sleep.
17:28I can't keep from talking in my sleep so much as I went to the doctor.
17:32I went to the doctor and I asked him, I said,
17:34Yo!
17:35I can't keep from talking in my sleep.
17:37And he said, well, what are you saying in your sleep?
17:40And I said, I keep on repeating this one word.
17:43It's a very simple word, but it's a very powerful word.
17:47And he said,
17:48Good, how did you find our show in England?
17:50I was actually at Sandwich Night last week.
17:53You were at Sandwich Night, alright.
17:54Yes.
17:55Well, I hope you brought that American tradition across the pond
17:58and that next year England will participate in our holiday that we invented.
18:02Yeah, yeah, you do that.
18:04Yeah, I think sandwiches were invented in England, but I'll let that one pass.
18:07No, I'm not saying we invented sandwiches, John.
18:09We invented Sandwich Night.
18:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:12I'm not saying...
18:13Rob Malone is telling me to hang up on you.
18:15Fucking limey bastard.
18:17He told you a limey.
18:18He called you a limey.
18:19Rob, this is...
18:20You are very aggressive.
18:21What's his name?
18:22John, John in England.
18:23Rob is really reacting poorly.
18:24You die, mate, and get the fuck out of here.
18:27Rob, no, no, no.
18:29John, John, don't take that...
18:31The date means Australian.
18:32Yeah, that's Australian, first of all.
18:34Yeah, put another shrimp on the box.
18:36Okay, that is Australian, Rob.
18:37That is...
18:39Okay, okay.
18:40So, John, what do you think is scary about Emma Noble?
18:44Um...
18:46I don't know.
18:47Honestly, not much, but the...
18:49Be careful, John.
18:50And the...
18:51Hello, sorry?
18:52Emma wants you to be careful.
18:54Okay, not all that much, but if you use the masks and the fake blood, that should be good.
18:59Okay, John's calling for the masks and the fake blood.
19:02Okay, we can get those ready.
19:04What else, John?
19:05What else do you think we should do here?
19:07Um...
19:08I don't know.
19:09Anything...
19:10Maybe...
19:11Maybe some form of physical contact.
19:13Okay, physical contact has been called for.
19:15We have a knife.
19:16We have a knife.
19:17Okay, John.
19:18Well, that all sounds really good.
19:19Thank you for that.
19:20Let's get another international...
19:21What's that, John?
19:22Uh, thanks, quickly, just, um, use this opportunity to apologize to Hot Dog.
19:27Okay, you want to apologize to Hot Dog.
19:29It doesn't...
19:30Okay, what for what?
19:31Well, yeah, because he invited me for a drink, uh, afterwards, at sandwich night, and, uh,
19:35I went, but, unfortunately, I couldn't...
19:37I couldn't go.
19:38Uh, 8x11 pieces of paper to clean us up.
19:40All right.
19:41So, Blanche, Emma's ready to go, as you can see.
19:44What's your impression of her, her personality?
19:46You've encouraged...
19:47We've had physical contact occurred.
19:49She has a mask full of blood.
19:50Can we get some shadows?
19:52Oh.
19:53Usually it's shadows of the killer or the weapon.
19:55Okay, okay.
19:56Can we do that?
19:57Jersey Dave, I don't know how to do that, but if anybody's gonna know how to make this
20:01situation bosser...
20:02Uh, I'll fuck around.
20:03All right, Jersey Dave, I'm the light board.
20:05Already, I'm the light board.
20:06So, you're encouraged in shadows?
20:07The nose of the mask is filled with blood.
20:09Emma, Emma, I think she's ready to go.
20:11I wonder, is it...
20:12Can she go too big here, or should she just go only?
20:14Oh, you can never go too big.
20:15You can never go too big.
20:16No.
20:17All right, so, I think we should all clear out.
20:19You're out.
20:20You're out.
20:21You're out.
20:22Fish, you wanna take this for me?
20:23All right, so, Emma, as soon as those lights change...
20:25Careful of your, uh...
20:26Wait, let's let Emma...
20:27Let's let Emma get this on as she's putting...
20:29Oh, God.
20:30Oh, yeah!
20:31Yeah!
20:32Oh!
20:33Oh!
20:34Oh!
20:35Oh!
20:36Flashlights.
20:37Flashlights.
20:38Okay, Emma's done.
20:39I think that was great, but you did not stick the landing, Emma.
20:58Okay.
20:59Bethany, are you crying?
21:00Are you freaked out?
21:01That freaked me out.
21:02You were very freaked out, but are you crying?
21:03That mask is not my favorite thing.
21:04Okay, you do that, but even you...
21:05This was the scariest one for you, but you did just sort of wind up looking more adorable
21:09somehow.
21:10Did I have blood on my face?
21:12You did, so you didn't like that.
21:13If Emma stuck with that...
21:14Emma, why'd you bail?
21:15Aww.
21:16Emma went to the...
21:18Just left?
21:19She's a writer for the show.
21:21All right.
21:22We told you that was feline blood infected with AIDS.
21:23Shannon's blood.
21:24That was Shannon's blood.
21:25I bled myself.
21:26I cut my paw.
21:27All right.
21:28Let's keep going.
21:29Oh, who do we have now?
21:30Oh, do we have another?
21:31I'm all mixed up here on who we're going to next.
21:32Who's next on the phones?
21:33Is it, uh...
21:34Oh, Charles in Ontario.
21:35Another Canadian.
21:36All right.
21:37Charles in Ontario.
21:38Welcome to the show.
21:39Charles, are you there?
21:40Line two.
21:41Hello?
21:43Hello?
21:44He's not there.
21:45Why did he go away?
21:47Okay, let's go to, uh...
21:48We'll go to line one, Brandon in Michigan.
21:49Hello.
21:50Hello?
21:51Hello, who's this?
21:52Charles.
21:53All right, man.
21:54Where were you?
21:55Sorry.
21:56I just had the phone on the phone.
21:57I just had the phone on the phone.
21:58We'll go to the phone next up here on who we're going to next.
22:00Who's next on the phones?
22:01Is it, uh...
22:02Oh, Charles in Ontario.
22:03Another Canadian.
22:04All right.
22:05Charles in Ontario.
22:06Welcome to the show.
22:07I gotta do it.
22:08Charles, are you there?
22:09Sorry, I just had the phone on mute.
22:13That's all those guys from Toronto say,
22:15people in Ontario, bad with technology.
22:17So, Charles, we've invited any Canadians
22:19to talk shit about other Canadian provinces.
22:21Who do you want to talk shit about?
22:23I'm actually not Canadian, so I don't know.
22:27All right.
22:28Well, what are you doing in Canada, then?
22:30I'm just here on vacation.
22:34All right, Charles.
22:37You all right, Charles?
22:39Did Charles just hang up?
22:41Charles just get nervous about how that was going and hang up?
22:46It's a real bummer.
22:47Charles freaked out.
22:48I think we just heard Charles cry before Bethany.
22:51All right, Colin in Ohio.
22:53I'm seeing Colin in Ohio.
22:54Welcome to the show.
22:55Hello?
22:56Hi there.
22:57Colin, who do you want to scare Bethany next?
23:00Could I call, like, a devil?
23:01I've got this great idea.
23:03Okay, we're listening.
23:05I think Mimi on the Hoops
23:06teaming up with Murph.
23:09Oh, Mimi and Murph as a team.
23:11What do you find?
23:12Power team.
23:13Okay, Hallie's into it.
23:14What do you find powerful about that team?
23:16Well, here's the thing.
23:17There's one thing that everyone finds scary.
23:19The scariest thing in the world is knowing that you've done something, and bad things are
23:24going to happen to you because of it, and there's no way out of it.
23:27So I think you sit Mimi down.
23:30She's just staring at Bethany in the dark.
23:33She's going, Mimi.
23:34I mean, sorry.
23:34She's going, Bethany, why did you do this?
23:36And it's getting creepier and creepier, and then Murph leaps out of the darkness and grabs
23:41her and just goes, why did you do this?
23:42And she could be so scared.
23:44Okay, so you're suggesting Mimi starts acting freaky to Bethany, and then Murph ambushes
23:49in the middle.
23:49Colin, I like how you think, dude.
23:51I like how you think.
23:52I got a question.
23:53Did our audience bring flashlights?
23:54Did our audience bring flashlights as requested?
23:56Let's also, with this one, let's get everybody's flashlights.
23:58Let's light this one by flashlight.
24:00Is that cool, Dave?
24:01Yep.
24:01To make it even creepier, and so Murph is more of a surprise.
24:03Murph, you ready?
24:03So, Colin, is Murph grabbing Mimi or Bethany?
24:07Murph, oh, well, either way I think would be great.
24:09My initial plan was Bethany.
24:11Yeah, I think so.
24:12Blanche, any advice?
24:12I like this setup.
24:13Yeah, I like the jump scare, too.
24:15Mimi, come on.
24:15Where he comes out, she doesn't know he's going to be part of it, so if that could really,
24:19you know.
24:19Okay, and now Murph is a, Murph has lived, Blanche.
24:23This is a good, like, method acting thing.
24:25Murph has been down some very, very dark roads in his life.
24:28Should I go there tonight?
24:30Oh, yeah.
24:30All right.
24:31So, Murph, what era of your life are you going to try to mentally tap into as you leap
24:36out of the darkness?
24:37I'm going to go before the millennium.
24:39Let's go to 1999.
24:41What was going on with you?
24:42What was going on with you in 1999 that you'd like to talk about?
24:44I think there's a lot of heroin, as usual.
24:46So, this is, we're going to tap into the junkies.
24:48A lot of robberies, a lot of, uh, yeah.
24:50You were living in a garage at one point?
24:52Yeah, living on some couches.
24:54So, you're going to tap into the Murph that was robbing, stealing, shooting up.
24:58So, we need some kind of a hood or something.
25:00A hood.
25:01A hood.
25:01Blanche is calling for a hood.
25:02Does anyone have a hood?
25:03Oh, that time I was in the KKK as well.
25:06That's not quite a hood.
25:07That's not, okay, Julie has, do we have a hood?
25:09Okay.
25:10Noah Foreman, Duke Ponzetti.
25:11I don't know why I just called you Noah Foreman.
25:13My bad, Duke.
25:14Okay, so you're going to wrap yourself in that.
25:16Let's get flashlights out.
25:17Once the lights get turned off, Mimi, remember, Bethany, why did you do it?
25:21Bethany, why did you do it?
25:22Really convince her.
25:23Let's everybody else clear out.
25:24This is going to be the one that's it.
25:25And, Murph, commit to it.
25:26Don't bail.
25:27Don't run away until she cries, okay?
25:29I think we got it.
25:30Who thinks we have it on this one?
25:31Yeah, yeah.
25:32Okay.
25:32Make her sad.
25:33That'll make her sad.
25:35I mean, that's a good tactic for crying.
25:36Okay.
25:37Do you think more of my psychological stuff or, like, bad childhood stuff?
25:41This is the worst thing.
25:43I don't know you personally, but...
25:45But don't you feel like you do at this point, Brandon?
25:47Yeah.
25:50Yeah, I should.
25:52All right.
25:53Well, thank you.
25:53I think that's a great start.
25:54I'll tell her some bad stuff.
25:55Let's go.
25:56Oh, Jaeger in New Jersey.
25:57We haven't heard from Jaeger in a while.
25:58Jaeger, how are you?
25:59Good.
26:00Okay.
26:00So what do you think is scary about me?
26:01How can I get Bethany to cry?
26:03Well, the fact that you're ginger.
26:05The ginger?
26:06That I'm a ginger?
26:08Yeah.
26:09Okay.
26:09Just in general, I can just exist as I do, and it is scary to humans?
26:14Well, yeah.
26:14Ginger's a weird.
26:15And don't get me wrong.
26:16I like gingers, but they're weird.
26:20Okay.
26:21Okay, that's fair.
26:23So any other actual advice of things I can actually do?
26:27Um, scream as loud as you can like Murph did.
26:31Scream as loud as I can.
26:32Okay, that's great.
26:33Let's go one more call on this one.
26:34Eric in Indianapolis.
26:35Let's go ahead.
26:36Hey, what's up?
26:37How are you?
26:38I'm good.
26:39How are you?
26:39I'm good.
26:40What do you think is scary about me?
26:41How can I get Bethany?
26:42Well, I originally called thinking that Murph, like I've been on the whole field list.
26:47I thought I'd get the opportunity with Murph.
26:51I thought it'd be interesting to have the entire everyone leave, and it's just Murph and Bethany in the room.
26:58And it's just those two looking at each other, staring at each other.
27:01Can we take that idea with me?
27:02I thought that would be intimidating for anyone.
27:03I mean, he's a reservoir dog.
27:05Can I say this?
27:05How about this plan?
27:06I'm going to co-opt that, if it's okay with you, Eric.
27:08We're going to have Crazy in the Brains come back.
27:11They're going to play another song.
27:12And what I'm going to ask is everybody dance, have even more fun than we did last time.
27:16And then as soon as the song is over, everyone else just creepily turn away and walk out of the studio.
27:22That's perfect.
27:23Okay, Eric, you're into that.
27:25Okay, Blash, anything I should say once it's just me and her?
27:28Tell her that the tea party's taken over the White House.
27:30Okay, I'll slip that in.
27:32I'll slip that in.
27:33Okay, okay.
27:34Throw that towards me to the end, Duke Fonzetti.
27:36All right, so ladies and gentlemen, please, let's go ahead and welcome back.
27:40They fucking killed it last time, right?
27:42They killed it.
27:43And we're all excited for more.
27:45Ladies and gentlemen, get back up on your feet and let's dance for Crazy in the Brains!
28:00Do me on the table, baby.
28:17Do me on the floor.
28:18Minutes, girl, it's crazy.
28:19I just met her at the mall.
28:21Right outside the gap, she can't find nothing in her size.
28:23Six foot five with some real big fives.
28:25I told her I got my body, it quickly caught my eye.
28:28I walked over to her head, then I got reminded of this big one that I had a crush on.
28:33I love all her movies and I love all her son.
28:36I told Gabriela that I must be on my way.
28:39She was kind of pissed because she wanted me to stay.
28:41I told her I had to take a trip through the hills just so I could see how it feels.
28:46I've been on planes while I'm dancing with the stars.
28:50I'll do the hills with driving in the car.
28:53It ain't no secret, Mary's part of her.
28:55Where I left the fire at the door.
28:59I want to be with them, J-Lo, man.
29:02Ooh, I want to, want to be, oh man.
29:04I want to be under those three lines.
29:07I want to be a partner, a partner, a partner.
29:12I'm really fun.
29:14I can use a visit to the beach in the sun.
29:17I'll bring out a car like Dirty St. James.
29:20I'm not that rich, but I got a lot of friends.
29:22They're like my jokes and they think I'm really funny.
29:25You can eat at McDonald's, you don't need to bring your money.
29:27If you do, it'd be cool.
29:29If you jump, it's alright.
29:30If you drink, I'll bring this off the car.
29:32Alright.
29:34I'll be my planes while dancing with the stars.
29:36Out to the hills with cutting in the car.
29:39It ain't no secret, everybody knows.
29:41Where I left the mine, I got to go.
29:45I want to be with them, J-Lo, man.
29:48Ooh, I want to, want to be a young man.
29:50I want to be under those three lines.
29:53I want to be a partner, a partner, a partner.
29:58Hey, baby, say, come on, David.
30:03What a vacation.
30:06What you ate on me.
30:08Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
30:17Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
30:47Whoo!
31:02What?
31:08Oh God.
31:17What?
31:26What?
31:31I hate this.
31:40What?
31:45The camera guys are here.
32:05What?
32:07Are you going to say anything?
32:11I don't like this.
32:21Stop it.
32:27I like your glasses.
32:30You have fake blood on your arm.
32:36If you talked, I'd think that you had a stutter based on your face expression.
32:43What?
32:53Are you okay?
32:56What?
33:06Are you okay?
33:08Can I leave?
33:13What the?
33:19The camera guys left.
33:20Are you going to tell me something?
33:27Can I leave now?
33:52Can I leave now?
34:02You're going to make me cry.
34:05Why are we doing this episode?
34:12What are we doing?
34:18I hate this.
34:22It's supposed to be a comedy show.
34:26I have blood on my hands.
34:30And my face, under my nose.
34:34I can't tell if you're smirking because you knocked off my glasses.
34:52Do you want to dance?
35:06I learned that when I was in seventh grade.
35:09The classic shake your finger.
35:13Stop it.
35:23All the chat reds stopped watching.
35:27Oh my God.
35:29Am I responsible for this?
35:33Stop it.
35:38What can I do?
35:39Oh no, sorry.
35:42Ok.
35:43Hello everyone.
35:45I'm Chris Guether.
35:46Your host Chris Guether.
35:51Oh come on!
35:52What's true?
35:54It's coming back!
35:57He's right here, he's right here.
35:59There's Candyлей here too!
36:00I gotta come back all this time.
36:02You don't have toounce them yet.
36:04Stop it!
36:05She doesn't have to divorce me!
36:06Oke, sure.
36:07Are you scared?
36:12Are you afraid of the dark?
36:17A hand.
36:37Are you scared now?
37:07Come take a ride with the weirdest guy I know.
37:18It's some Wednesday night and out you didn't go.
37:23The Chris Gathard Show.
37:26The Chris Gathard Show.
37:29Whoa!
37:30The Chris Gathard Show.
37:32Chris Gathard Show.
37:37How does this work?
37:43This is horrible.
38:00Thank you everybody.
38:02That's the Chris Gathard Show.
38:04Bethany Hall.
38:05We've been off the air for like two minutes.
38:09Good job, Bethany.
38:10Why did you do that to me?
38:12It got real weird at the end, right?
38:14Why isn't anybody coming back?
38:16Do they need to all come back here?
38:18I don't think so.
38:19I don't know.
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