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00:00:00The Chris Gethard Show
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00:01:10The Chris Gethard Show
00:01:12The Chris Gethard Show
00:01:14Who's a cast member of the show
00:01:15Just called up in this episode
00:01:16You'll see the first appearance of Random Jean
00:01:17When she shows up
00:01:18Walter, our only fan
00:01:20Called up
00:01:21It was such like a night
00:01:23Two weeks in
00:01:24We sort of felt like
00:01:25Man, we're kind of like
00:01:26Yelling on a wall here
00:01:28We don't know if anybody's watching
00:01:29And Walter called
00:01:30And he has quickly become
00:01:33Part of the fabric of the show
00:01:34So it's a really fun show
00:01:36Low tech
00:01:36We didn't set up at all
00:01:37We just walked onto some other show's set
00:01:39And sat down
00:01:40Just dragged chairs
00:01:41Into their lights
00:01:42But it's really fun
00:01:43It was one that I feel like
00:01:44We kind of like cracked open
00:01:45What was going on
00:01:46And figured out
00:01:47Some things about the show
00:01:49So we were really psyched
00:01:50About this one
00:01:51And it's definitely
00:01:53No frills
00:01:53It's not fancy
00:01:55But we start to see
00:01:56Sort of the heart
00:01:57Of what the show
00:01:58Is becoming
00:01:58Emerge
00:01:59Jill's come
00:02:00I told her to just walk on
00:02:01Which camera is it?
00:02:05Is that
00:02:05That's our camera?
00:02:06Everybody adjust
00:02:07Everybody shift
00:02:08I've never had a pair of green shoes
00:02:14That I
00:02:15Thank you for everything Rich
00:02:16Oh there we are
00:02:17We're on air
00:02:18We're on the air
00:02:19We are on the air
00:02:20Hey everybody
00:02:27My name is Chris Gethard
00:02:28Here's what's going on tonight
00:02:30If you watched the Chris Gethard show last week
00:02:32You probably saw
00:02:33He had like a whole set
00:02:35And a big curtain thing
00:02:36And then we had like a band
00:02:39And a musical guest
00:02:41And tonight it's not elaborate at all
00:02:43Here's what's going on
00:02:44Is usually
00:02:45We're supposed to have an hour of prep time
00:02:46Before our show
00:02:47To set that whole thing up
00:02:48Because you know
00:02:49We have like a studio audience and stuff
00:02:50And we didn't want to backtrack
00:02:51And do a show without all that stuff
00:02:53So we said no show tonight
00:02:55And technically
00:02:55I don't think this is
00:02:56The Chris Gethard show episode 2
00:02:58This is like episode 1.1
00:02:59Right now what we're just going to do
00:03:01Is we're just going to talk
00:03:02And take some calls
00:03:04I don't
00:03:05We got to get the call up
00:03:06The number up on the screen
00:03:08Oh
00:03:08You're a mean guy
00:03:13If you're really you
00:03:14You're just mean
00:03:15For no reason
00:03:16Why are you like that?
00:03:18Be nice
00:03:18The world is a hard enough place
00:03:20Without you getting nasty
00:03:21We know this right?
00:03:22What?
00:03:23My show has been on
00:03:24Longer than your show has been on
00:03:26Yeah my show's been on once
00:03:27That's a real
00:03:28You do
00:03:29Yeah good
00:03:29You can add one plus one
00:03:31Is two
00:03:32I don't want to
00:03:33More than once
00:03:33It was a stressful show
00:03:35Last show my show
00:03:37Gert come down here
00:03:38Come down here tonight man
00:03:39You want me to
00:03:42Come down there right now?
00:03:43Come down and we'll talk about it
00:03:44I'm not a mean dude
00:03:45I'm not going to come after you
00:03:46I want to talk about it
00:03:48And see why you went
00:03:48After my crew last week
00:03:50My name is
00:03:54Gert Stevens
00:03:54You're not Gert
00:03:58I think it's Finale
00:03:59That's not Gert
00:04:00This is not
00:04:01Is this someone we know?
00:04:04This is Gert Stevens
00:04:05You're not Gert
00:04:06I almost bought it
00:04:08Is this Finale?
00:04:09I almost bought it
00:04:10Is this Finale?
00:04:12Hey my name is Gert Stevens
00:04:14Gert what is your show about?
00:04:18What's my show about?
00:04:19Yeah
00:04:19Wrestling
00:04:21It's not Gert Stevens
00:04:24I'm not going to fight
00:04:24With a fake Gert Stevens
00:04:25I want to fight
00:04:27With a real Gert Stevens man
00:04:28I want to fight
00:04:29With the real Gert Stevens
00:04:30Not a fake Gert Stevens
00:04:32Hey I love your show Chris
00:04:33Who is this?
00:04:35It's got to be Don
00:04:36Sounds like Don
00:04:37So you're saying
00:04:41Anyone that wants to come?
00:04:42Yeah
00:04:42Anybody wants to call up
00:04:44And ask me
00:04:44I'll answer any question honestly
00:04:46From anybody here
00:04:48Or on camera
00:04:49You want to call up
00:04:50And try other people
00:04:51I'll answer most questions
00:04:52You'll answer most questions honestly
00:04:54I'll answer like one question
00:04:57You'll answer one question honestly
00:04:58Honestly
00:04:59But it has to be the right question
00:05:00So you got to figure out what it is
00:05:02So we'll just wait
00:05:04If anybody here wants to ask
00:05:05You can ask
00:05:06Or we'll just wait for calls
00:05:07I have four Slim Jims
00:05:14I'm going to have one
00:05:15If someone wants the other four
00:05:16I'm not in the mood for a Slim Jim
00:05:18Hello?
00:05:18Hello
00:05:19Hello
00:05:19Call her
00:05:20Hello?
00:05:22Call her
00:05:23You're on the air
00:05:23Call her
00:05:24You have to turn down your TV
00:05:27Turn down your TV
00:05:28This is awesome
00:05:29Who is this?
00:05:30Turn down your TV
00:05:31Turn down your TV
00:05:32This is awesome
00:05:34I know it's awesome
00:05:35But who are you?
00:05:36No
00:05:36She's here to turn up
00:05:37My name is Tina
00:05:38Tina
00:05:39Why are you calling tonight?
00:05:41Because I want to know
00:05:42What your show is about
00:05:43I'm watching you guys
00:05:44And I'm like
00:05:45What is the show about?
00:05:46Well normally we do like
00:05:48A big talk and variety show
00:05:49With a band
00:05:50And musical guests
00:05:52And a whole set
00:05:53And a big crowd
00:05:54And we debuted last week
00:05:55And we've been doing the show
00:05:56At this theater in New York
00:05:57For a while
00:05:58But they double booked us
00:06:00With some belly dancers
00:06:01So we didn't have time
00:06:02To set up our show tonight
00:06:03So now we're just talking
00:06:04So if you want to ask me
00:06:05Any question at all
00:06:07I will answer the question
00:06:08Honestly
00:06:08It's not the belly dancers
00:06:09Things happened
00:06:10But now we're just taking calls tonight
00:06:12Oh okay
00:06:13And Gert Stevens
00:06:15Screwed up your show
00:06:16No
00:06:16Not this week
00:06:18But Gert Stevens last week
00:06:19He's another guy
00:06:20At M&N
00:06:20And he was really
00:06:21Very mean to us
00:06:22He was really
00:06:23Incredibly mean
00:06:24Not to me personally
00:06:26To my director
00:06:27And my crew
00:06:28He got nasty fast
00:06:30And I don't even understand why
00:06:31This guy's show was done
00:06:32And then we were going to
00:06:33Move in our show
00:06:34And he's like
00:06:35He's like
00:06:36Explain this
00:06:37Because I think we just
00:06:38Sound even thinner
00:06:39Here's what happened
00:06:41Here's what happened
00:06:41Tina are you still with us
00:06:42Should we read it out
00:06:43Yes I'm here
00:06:43Here I am
00:06:44Yeah yeah
00:06:45JD our director
00:06:46Is right here
00:06:47JD come out here
00:06:48So JD you come out
00:06:49Gert Stevens show is done
00:06:50Right
00:06:51And you come out
00:06:51To start setting up our show
00:06:52I'm Gert Stevens
00:06:53You're Gert Stevens
00:06:54So I'm walking this way
00:06:55We should make it clear
00:06:56I'll be miscellaneous clear
00:06:57Yes
00:06:58And Gert Stevens
00:06:59His step was a desk
00:07:00Right
00:07:01And JD
00:07:01He clears out his desk
00:07:03You walk out
00:07:03To bring our props
00:07:03I'm like
00:07:04Hey
00:07:04Why don't you get out of here
00:07:05It's my space
00:07:06I got it till 1030
00:07:08Get out of here
00:07:09Why don't you get out of here
00:07:10I'm sorry
00:07:11I'm Gert Stevens
00:07:12And I run the show
00:07:13I'm sorry
00:07:13You get out of here man
00:07:14Sorry
00:07:15Here's your desk
00:07:16I'll crush you
00:07:16I'll crush you
00:07:17I am Gert
00:07:18I am Gert Stevens
00:07:19And I will destroy you
00:07:20I will destroy you
00:07:22I will destroy you
00:07:23And your ancestors
00:07:23I will destroy your descendants
00:07:24I will erase your bloodline
00:07:26From planet earth
00:07:27But I am Gert Stevens
00:07:28There are none before me
00:07:29And there shall be none after
00:07:30I am Gert Stevens
00:07:32That's what he did to us
00:07:34And I want to call an out on it
00:07:35Because it was really mean and rude
00:07:37We have another call first
00:07:38Yes
00:07:39Caller
00:07:40You're on
00:07:41Caller
00:07:44What's up
00:07:44Hello
00:07:45Hello
00:07:46How are you
00:07:46What's going on
00:07:47Hey
00:07:48I just wanted to ask you guys a question
00:07:50What would you bet
00:07:52One ten hundred
00:07:53Network
00:07:54For economic justice
00:07:56Peace and equality
00:07:57And having
00:07:59Now hold on
00:08:00The rich
00:08:00What if they were to weatherize
00:08:01All of their homes
00:08:02And without having to take a cent
00:08:04From anyone
00:08:05We took all of that money
00:08:06And then we could use it
00:08:08To create a peace and justice network
00:08:10And then you could take
00:08:12Ten to the power
00:08:13And use that
00:08:15To create
00:08:16A
00:08:16You know
00:08:17A kind of thing
00:08:18Dude this isn't a question
00:08:19You're just saying
00:08:20What you want to say
00:08:20And that's cool
00:08:21But you don't have to pretend
00:08:22It's a question
00:08:23Anyway
00:08:27We gotta move on
00:08:28My understanding
00:08:30Is that we have
00:08:30The real Gert Stevens
00:08:31Wait
00:08:32That's Gert Stevens
00:08:34This is Gert Stevens
00:08:35You're asking
00:08:36This is about economics
00:08:37Is this really Gert
00:08:39I can't hear you
00:08:41You need to
00:08:42Gesticulate louder
00:08:43Is this Gert Stevens
00:08:45That I'm talking to
00:08:46No no no
00:08:48This is uh
00:08:49You could call me
00:08:50One ten hundred
00:08:51Network
00:08:51Man
00:08:53Guy
00:08:53You don't watch
00:08:55A whole lot of him
00:08:55And then do you
00:08:56Yeah
00:08:56So now you're calling up
00:08:57And you're lying
00:08:58About who you are
00:08:58Because they're telling me
00:08:59It's you
00:08:59I'm talking about
00:09:00Social justice
00:09:01Gert
00:09:01I'm trying to talk to you
00:09:02About you Gert Stevens
00:09:03And your behavior
00:09:04Where you were mean
00:09:05To a bunch of enthusiastic
00:09:06Passionate young people
00:09:08Trying to do something
00:09:09Funny and cool
00:09:10Kind of wishing
00:09:11That having showed up
00:09:12For this
00:09:12They'd gotten a better snack
00:09:14You
00:09:15If this is really
00:09:15Gert Stevens
00:09:16Come down here
00:09:17And talk to us
00:09:18This isn't
00:09:18This isn't
00:09:19Derek Stevens
00:09:19Gert Stevens
00:09:21It's over
00:09:22Focus on the show now
00:09:27Listen man
00:09:28You were so mean
00:09:29Why do you
00:09:30Why do you
00:09:31Add that to the world
00:09:32Why do you
00:09:32Put that energy
00:09:33Out into the world
00:09:34You don't look like
00:09:34Slim Gems do you
00:09:35What does it get you
00:09:36To be mean
00:09:37To a bunch of kids
00:09:38Trying to do something cool
00:09:39You didn't like that
00:09:40Slim Jim
00:09:40I saw you
00:09:41You were hesitant
00:09:41You were trying to make jokes
00:09:42But your jokes
00:09:43Aren't even funny man
00:09:44Answer me
00:09:44Why do you think
00:09:45It's okay to treat people
00:09:47The way you treat people
00:09:48Why can't you be nice man
00:09:50The world has so many problems
00:09:52You moved your desk out
00:09:53And then you made us
00:09:54Stand around for half an hour
00:09:55Problems it's called
00:09:56It's called 110-100 Economic Peace and Justice Network
00:09:59So are you just insane
00:10:01Are you just an insane person
00:10:02Answer the question
00:10:03Why did you yell at us last week
00:10:06Why did you yell at us
00:10:09I don't know
00:10:10Could you guys all do like a number
00:10:12From like Little Shop of Horrors
00:10:14Or Rent or something
00:10:15But you did yell right
00:10:16You're trying to make cheesy jokes
00:10:17Could you do suddenly see war
00:10:17With the guy in the black jacket please
00:10:19Gert here's the thing
00:10:20You're trying to make jokes right now
00:10:22Because you're horribly uncomfortable
00:10:23With the fact that someone's calling you
00:10:25On your awful rude behavior
00:10:27So you're trying to make jokes
00:10:28But the jokes aren't funny
00:10:29I like your show
00:10:29And this would go really a lot better
00:10:31For both of us
00:10:32If you would just talk to me
00:10:33About why you did that
00:10:34Did what?
00:10:36Called us out and yelled at us
00:10:38Call what?
00:10:39Why you yelled at us last week
00:10:41I didn't
00:10:42I'm not who you think I am
00:10:44Then why are they telling me you are?
00:10:47Is it him?
00:10:48Because I'm on TV
00:10:49What?
00:10:53I'm not the guy you think I am
00:10:55Then why are they telling me you are?
00:10:57I'm not
00:10:58Alright man
00:10:59Then I'm not going to talk to you anymore
00:11:00Good night
00:11:01Hang up on this chump
00:11:02No
00:11:02No wait
00:11:03That wasn't him?
00:11:04Hang up on this chump
00:11:05It was him?
00:11:06Yeah hang up on this chump
00:11:07Is that a man Stevens or that?
00:11:10Oh that means the voice
00:11:11May want to
00:11:12Puke out my a-hole
00:11:13I'm allowed to curse on this
00:11:17Am I allowed to curse on this?
00:11:17Way another call
00:11:18Call her
00:11:19You're on
00:11:19What's up?
00:11:21Hey how's it going?
00:11:24I was curious if you read
00:11:25The article that Will Hines wrote
00:11:27On chivalry and improv
00:11:29I skimmed it
00:11:31I couldn't
00:11:31I didn't
00:11:31I skimmed it
00:11:32I've been doing improv
00:11:36For over
00:11:38At this point
00:11:4013 years of my life man
00:11:42So
00:11:42I read it
00:11:43I'm going to get to that
00:11:44But yeah
00:11:45I don't know
00:11:45What did you think about it?
00:11:46I agree with it
00:11:48I thought he made a lot of good points
00:11:49I don't know
00:11:50But yeah
00:11:51I think he mentioned that
00:11:52He maybe got some flack
00:11:53From the community for it
00:11:54Oh I don't think that's true
00:11:55I mean
00:11:56I mean he was just saying
00:11:57You know
00:11:57Guys got to look out
00:11:58For the ladies out there
00:11:59I'm just trying to get laid
00:12:01Yeah I think
00:12:01Oh yeah
00:12:02At this point I think maybe
00:12:04But yeah
00:12:04I think that's common sense
00:12:05Man take care of each other
00:12:06And it's easy
00:12:07I think
00:12:07Can you fill the rest of us in?
00:12:09Will wrote this thing about
00:12:10Will Hines
00:12:11A friend of a show
00:12:12A guy who performs here all the time
00:12:13Wrote an article on his Tumblr
00:12:15About how men
00:12:15Men should take care of ladies
00:12:17On stage and improv
00:12:17And be chivalrous
00:12:18And I think just because
00:12:19You know
00:12:20The unfortunate social state of things
00:12:22It's easier to put ladies
00:12:23In compromising positions
00:12:24So yeah
00:12:24I agree with it
00:12:25What else did you want to talk about?
00:12:28Uh
00:12:29I don't know
00:12:30That was about it
00:12:30Just kind of curious
00:12:31Your thoughts on it
00:12:32Okay
00:12:33Well thank you
00:12:36That's all I got
00:12:36Alright
00:12:37Alright
00:12:38Thanks
00:12:38Thanks for calling
00:12:39Thanks
00:12:39Thank you for calling
00:12:40We don't get names?
00:12:42Sometimes we do
00:12:43Hi
00:12:43Hi who's this?
00:12:46Hi this is Suzanne
00:12:47Suzanne how are you?
00:12:50This is Suzanne
00:12:51How are you?
00:12:52How's it going?
00:12:53I'm good how are you?
00:12:54Turn your TV off
00:12:55Yeah you should turn your TV down
00:12:57While we talk
00:12:57I'm just wondering
00:13:00What you think the meaning of life is
00:13:02And why do you only talk on the show?
00:13:04What are your friends thinking right now?
00:13:06Oh yeah
00:13:06I've been a little worked up
00:13:07About this Ger Stevens thing
00:13:08I should let everybody else talk
00:13:09So that's a great question Suzanne
00:13:11And also thank you
00:13:12For your constructive criticism
00:13:13On how this television show should run
00:13:15Why don't we
00:13:16Everybody sitting on camera right now
00:13:18Let's just go one by one
00:13:19And everybody should talk about
00:13:20Their own personal
00:13:21Thoughts on what the meaning of life is
00:13:24So we can start
00:13:24I don't know who wants to start
00:13:25I would really enjoy that
00:13:25Suzanne we'll go one by one
00:13:27Does that work for you?
00:13:29Perfect
00:13:29That's great
00:13:30Okay stay on the line okay?
00:13:32Alright I'm here
00:13:33Anybody?
00:13:35Suzanne
00:13:35The meaning of life
00:13:37Uh
00:13:39Nice
00:13:41Yeah I know what red lights mean
00:13:43Uh
00:13:43Blinking though
00:13:45Um
00:13:46The meaning of life
00:13:49That is a
00:13:50That is a
00:13:50Or the meaning of sex
00:13:53Either one
00:13:53You can choose the question
00:13:54The meaning of life or what?
00:13:56Sex
00:13:56Or the meaning of sex
00:13:57Sex
00:13:58As in like
00:13:58Man and girl
00:13:59Girl and boy
00:14:00Girl and girl
00:14:01Boy and boy
00:14:01Whatever it is to you
00:14:02The meaning of it
00:14:03Okay
00:14:04The meaning of sex
00:14:05I'll say on my end
00:14:06Life
00:14:06I don't know how you feel
00:14:08As I get older
00:14:08I start to feel like
00:14:09Life has no meaning
00:14:10Mostly to me
00:14:12And this is not me
00:14:12Trying to be funny
00:14:13I feel like what I've realized
00:14:14Is life
00:14:15People either keep fighting
00:14:16For their dreams
00:14:17Or else they give up
00:14:18And redefine their goals
00:14:19And values
00:14:20And settle into something
00:14:21They're comfortable with
00:14:22But I feel like
00:14:23There's no real meaning
00:14:24Because what we all do
00:14:25Is sort of chase happiness
00:14:26That eludes us
00:14:27And eventually then
00:14:29We just sort of
00:14:30Down scale our expectations
00:14:32So what's happiness to you?
00:14:34To me I think yeah
00:14:35It's a sense of being happy
00:14:36Or content
00:14:37Um
00:14:38And that comes I think
00:14:40Through any variety of ways
00:14:41But I don't know
00:14:43Anybody else?
00:14:44I think uh
00:14:45Meaning of life
00:14:47Is to uh
00:14:49Just uh
00:14:50Take advantage
00:14:52And do what you can
00:14:53While you're on earth
00:14:54Because it could end
00:14:55At any moment
00:14:55So like
00:14:56Like whatever you want to do
00:14:58Just do it Suzanne
00:14:59Just do what you feel
00:15:00Like Suzanne
00:15:01What do you want to do
00:15:01With your life?
00:15:06I think I'm
00:15:09I'm not on a cliff right now
00:15:11I think I'm gonna jump off
00:15:13Do it Suzanne
00:15:14If that's what you want to do
00:15:15Jump off that cliff
00:15:18I'm serious
00:15:18Rob Malone
00:15:19Meaning of life
00:15:20I'm not gonna do it
00:15:21I'm not gonna do it
00:15:22See I talked you out of it
00:15:23You didn't realize it
00:15:24Let's move on
00:15:29Let's do it
00:15:30Moving on is the meaning of life
00:15:32Moving forward
00:15:33Forward moment
00:15:33Suzanne
00:15:34Thank you for calling
00:15:34Yes
00:15:35Caller
00:15:35Hello
00:15:35How are you?
00:15:37Hi
00:15:38Who's this
00:15:39Hi my name's Jean
00:15:41I wanted to know
00:15:42What's the point of this show
00:15:44I just turned it on
00:15:45That's a great question Jean
00:15:46Normally this show
00:15:48Is a much more
00:15:50Well prepared variety show
00:15:51But we were double booked
00:15:53Our prep time was double booked
00:15:54With some belly dancers tonight
00:15:55So now we're just taking calls
00:15:57And talking
00:15:58And trying to pick a fight
00:15:59With a guy named Ger Stevens
00:16:00Oh okay
00:16:04How are you?
00:16:05Now where are you located?
00:16:06I'm currently in Manhattan right now
00:16:09Now Jean
00:16:09Let me ask you this
00:16:10Would you like to come
00:16:12Hang out in the studio
00:16:13And be on TV
00:16:14For the rest of the show with us?
00:16:15Yeah sure
00:16:16How long is the show for?
00:16:17It runs until midnight
00:16:18So if you can jump in a cab
00:16:19And get here
00:16:20Oh okay
00:16:21Where's your studio located at?
00:16:23I think
00:16:23Can we have our call screener
00:16:25Tell them that
00:16:26Or no?
00:16:26Are we allowed to say that on the air?
00:16:28537 West 59th
00:16:30Between 10th and 11th Avenue
00:16:3159th
00:16:32It's 59th
00:16:33Between 10th and 11th
00:16:34North side of the street
00:16:35Closer to 11th
00:16:37Just get down here
00:16:38Tell them you're with
00:16:38The Chris Gethardt Show
00:16:39Come hang out
00:16:40We'll drag out a chair for you
00:16:41It'll be awesome
00:16:41Jean come hang out
00:16:42Um okay cool
00:16:44Who do I
00:16:45How long
00:16:46Like how far away are you
00:16:47From 59th and 10th and 11th?
00:16:49Okay cool
00:16:50Jean if you want to take a cab
00:16:51Just save the receipt
00:16:52And I'll pay for it
00:16:53It's a write off
00:16:53Okay cool
00:16:54Yeah I'll hop in a cab right now
00:16:56I'm like in the West 40s
00:16:58So I'll be okay
00:16:59Oh that's nothing
00:17:00Yeah Jean jump in a cab
00:17:01Come hang out Jean
00:17:02Yeah Jean if you bring some snacks
00:17:05We'll really like you
00:17:06Okay
00:17:08Yeah come hang out though
00:17:09No drinking
00:17:10Don't bring booze
00:17:11You're not allowed
00:17:12Bye
00:17:12Bye thanks Jean
00:17:13We'll see you in a few minutes
00:17:14Hello next caller
00:17:15Do you have another caller
00:17:18Yeah this is Derek
00:17:20Derek
00:17:22Yep
00:17:23Sounds like that again
00:17:24No it's that guy
00:17:25Wait who are you
00:17:27You want me you got me
00:17:27Explain yourself
00:17:29You want me you got
00:17:30Who is this
00:17:32What do you want
00:17:34You want me to apologize to you
00:17:36If you're really Ger Stevens
00:17:38What is your show about
00:17:39Wrestling
00:17:41Wrestling
00:17:42Good night sir
00:17:45Who else wants to talk
00:17:49Anybody
00:17:49So Jake
00:17:50What's your deal man
00:17:51As far as what
00:17:53In life in general
00:17:54What's your deal
00:17:54We just met recently
00:17:56Well right now
00:17:57I work 9 to 9
00:17:58And then come to this show
00:18:00So
00:18:00Where do you work
00:18:01I have an internship
00:18:02At Parsley
00:18:03Which is like
00:18:05Content distribution
00:18:07Like analyzing site
00:18:09Oh that's cool
00:18:10You like it
00:18:11Yeah it's good stuff
00:18:129 to 9
00:18:13Monday through Friday
00:18:14Yep
00:18:14Wow
00:18:14That's long
00:18:15Is that how long
00:18:17Everyone there works
00:18:17No no well actually
00:18:19I work two jobs
00:18:19So the second job
00:18:21Is working at NYU
00:18:22Okay
00:18:22Is that the one
00:18:24Where you make your money
00:18:24Yeah that's the one
00:18:25Where I make my money
00:18:26Okay man
00:18:26Alright
00:18:28That's cool
00:18:28So that's Drake's deal
00:18:30Everybody
00:18:30Do we have another caller
00:18:31Caller what's up
00:18:31Hello caller
00:18:34Hi
00:18:35You're on the air
00:18:36What's up
00:18:37Hey uh
00:18:38Gareth Stevens
00:18:40How do you spell that name
00:18:41G-E-R
00:18:43Stevens
00:18:44Why
00:18:45What's his show
00:18:46I can't find any
00:18:47Information about it
00:18:48So cause
00:18:48You're trying to look it up
00:18:49So you can prank us
00:18:50And tell us you're him
00:18:51And then quote the show
00:18:52He's in a show before you
00:18:54He's in a show here
00:18:56Once
00:18:56It's not weekly man
00:18:57It's not weekly
00:18:58But
00:18:58I'll tell you what
00:18:59The guy was very mean to us
00:19:01That's
00:19:01I would
00:19:01I normally
00:19:02I don't want enemies
00:19:03In my life
00:19:04He's a murderer
00:19:04This guy's a murderer
00:19:06He's gonna do something weird
00:19:07Oh yeah
00:19:08Don't do anything bad
00:19:09To Ger Stevens
00:19:10If you're trying to look him up
00:19:11Don't do anything bad
00:19:12Is he mad
00:19:14Cause his show's not weekly
00:19:15I don't know why
00:19:17He was so mad
00:19:17I don't know why
00:19:18I don't know
00:19:19If he's mad
00:19:19That we're weekly
00:19:20And we're the
00:19:20Cause yo
00:19:21Here's the thing
00:19:22Straight up
00:19:22We're the new kids
00:19:23On the block man
00:19:24And we came in
00:19:25And already
00:19:26Week two
00:19:26Check it out
00:19:27Eminem program guy
00:19:28They got us
00:19:29Right on the cover
00:19:30Right on the cover
00:19:31I believe
00:19:32If I was in odd future
00:19:33What would they call this
00:19:35Bill
00:19:35Swag
00:19:36Swag
00:19:36We need some lighting
00:19:37Yeah we do need some lighting
00:19:39Front cover swag
00:19:40Chris
00:19:40What's up
00:19:41They didn't have time
00:19:42To set it up
00:19:43Why
00:19:43People are
00:19:44No
00:19:45People don't like that
00:19:46We did that
00:19:46That's top secret information
00:19:49So did you have anything else
00:19:51To talk about
00:19:52What just happened
00:19:53How dare you
00:19:54What just happened
00:19:55You guys didn't actually
00:19:56Get in trouble
00:19:57Did I just get in trouble
00:19:58I didn't know that
00:19:59I apologize
00:20:00Whatever I did wrong
00:20:02I apologize
00:20:03That was like the most
00:20:04Innocent thing
00:20:05I know I thought
00:20:06We said a lot worse
00:20:06So caller
00:20:07Did you have any other questions
00:20:09Uh
00:20:10Nah that's it
00:20:11Cool
00:20:12Thanks man
00:20:13I haven't had it
00:20:13Okay
00:20:15I feel like Google
00:20:16Would have told him
00:20:17Do you mean
00:20:18Yeah
00:20:18I didn't spell his name
00:20:19Emma what's your story
00:20:20Um
00:20:21Oh
00:20:24I applied to work
00:20:25At IHOP today
00:20:26You did where
00:20:27Which one
00:20:27The 14th and 3rd
00:20:2814th street one
00:20:29Yeah
00:20:29I live right across the street
00:20:30From that
00:20:30There's gonna be
00:20:32There's gonna be
00:20:33There's gonna be
00:20:33There will be
00:20:34Yes
00:20:35I didn't even know
00:20:35That existed in the city
00:20:37Wow
00:20:37I'm a big fan
00:20:38I love IHOP
00:20:39Can I just say
00:20:40The topic of IHOP
00:20:41Just set this discussion
00:20:42On fire
00:20:43Well first of all
00:20:44It's food
00:20:44And then it's pancakes
00:20:46That's true
00:20:46What's everybody's favorite dish
00:20:47At IHOP
00:20:48I think we have another caller
00:20:49But we can talk about
00:20:50The stuffed pancakes
00:20:51No they hang up
00:20:52No they hang up
00:20:53We don't want them
00:20:54I like the Swedish passport breakfast
00:20:56What is that
00:20:57Like what is that
00:20:57It's like crepes
00:20:58With lingonberries
00:20:59You know one time
00:21:00I went up
00:21:01We have a caller
00:21:01Caller what's up
00:21:02Caller you're on the line
00:21:05Hello
00:21:07Yeah you're on the air
00:21:08What's up
00:21:09Everything's doing well
00:21:11Good
00:21:12Do you have a question
00:21:16Great conversation
00:21:17Do you want to talk
00:21:18This is probably
00:21:19The worst connection
00:21:20I've ever had
00:21:21Well I'm really sorry
00:21:23About that
00:21:23Did you have a question
00:21:24Or something
00:21:25Or no
00:21:25Yeah
00:21:26It should have been
00:21:27Going on 23 minutes
00:21:28And Shannon O'Neil
00:21:29Barely said a word
00:21:30Wow
00:21:31What do you want me to say
00:21:32Who is this
00:21:33You don't know me
00:21:36But I know your name
00:21:38But you actually
00:21:39Don't know me either
00:21:40If you think about it
00:21:42But what do you want me to say
00:21:44What do you want to know
00:21:44Just tell me
00:21:47About your day
00:21:48My day
00:21:49Woke up
00:21:51And went to the gym
00:21:52Squatted about 80 pounds
00:21:54On my back
00:21:55While standing on a BOSU ball
00:21:56Then I did some
00:21:59I did some lunges
00:22:00While holding some
00:22:01Some weights
00:22:03Whoa
00:22:05And then I
00:22:08And then I
00:22:09Went home
00:22:10And I had a
00:22:11Like a sweet potato souffle
00:22:13And I taught
00:22:14From 3 to 6
00:22:15Some improv
00:22:16And then I listened to someone
00:22:18We had a meeting
00:22:20I went to that meeting
00:22:21For teaching
00:22:21A secret
00:22:23Secret meeting
00:22:24And then I taught
00:22:25From 7 to 10
00:22:26And then I walked up here
00:22:27That's my day man
00:22:30Anything else
00:22:32You wanted to ask about
00:22:32Or no
00:22:33No that's it
00:22:35Thank you very much
00:22:36Wait hold on
00:22:36Are you still there
00:22:37What's your favorite
00:22:38IHOP dish
00:22:38What's your favorite
00:22:39IHOP dish
00:22:40Drake wants to know
00:22:40Yeah yeah
00:22:43What's your favorite
00:22:45IHOP dish
00:22:45Drake would like to know
00:22:4614th street
00:22:48It sounds like
00:22:51There's a couple callers
00:22:53That seem to be
00:22:53Annoyed by the amount
00:22:54I'm talking
00:22:55Is that your impression
00:22:56Alright goodbye
00:23:01We have another one
00:23:02Caller
00:23:03New caller
00:23:03You are on the air
00:23:06Hey Chris
00:23:08It's Dirk
00:23:09His name is not even Dirk
00:23:12You keep calling
00:23:14With the same friend
00:23:15And his name isn't even Dirk
00:23:16Is this Finale
00:23:18Is it gone
00:23:20My name is Dirk Stevenson
00:23:24Someone told me
00:23:25I had a problem with me
00:23:25His name is not
00:23:26Dirk Stevenson
00:23:27If your name is really
00:23:29Dirk Stevenson
00:23:30I have no issues with you
00:23:31It's Dirk Stevens
00:23:32There's some people
00:23:33In Manhattan
00:23:33That just really
00:23:34Want to be in fights
00:23:34Someone said you were
00:23:35Angry with me
00:23:35And I just wanted
00:23:36To confront you
00:23:37What's that
00:23:37Someone said you were
00:23:39Angry with me
00:23:39And I just wanted
00:23:40To confront you
00:23:41No
00:23:41You're Dirk Stevenson
00:23:43I have a problem
00:23:44With Gurr Stevens
00:23:46If you are Gurr Stevens
00:23:50What is your show about
00:23:51I'll talk to you later
00:23:53What's your show about
00:23:54Why did that happen
00:23:56So Phil Jackson
00:23:57You're here
00:23:58This is actually
00:23:58The first thing
00:23:59You've ever done
00:23:59On the Chris Gethardt show
00:24:00In any context
00:24:01Yeah I'm super excited
00:24:02To be here
00:24:02Really
00:24:03How is it meeting
00:24:04Your expectations
00:24:04Thus far
00:24:05It has met it
00:24:07Because you are
00:24:09An unpredictable dude
00:24:10So I think
00:24:11This is pretty much
00:24:12Caller
00:24:13We have another caller
00:24:14What's up
00:24:15If you can hear me
00:24:17You're on the air
00:24:17Right now
00:24:18Hey nigga
00:24:21What's up
00:24:22Who's this
00:24:22Well let's cut that one
00:24:24Wait who is this
00:24:25Hey what's your name
00:24:26This is my URL
00:24:28If you're trying to
00:24:31Auto tune your voice
00:24:32It's failing miserably
00:24:33You're failing
00:24:34So Phil let me ask you this
00:24:36I feel like you're cooler
00:24:37Than most of the people
00:24:38You hang out with
00:24:39What's that like
00:24:40Would you say that's true
00:24:41I haven't really hung out
00:24:43With Phil that much
00:24:44But from what I hear
00:24:45You're like this
00:24:46Mysterious cool dude
00:24:48Oh thanks
00:24:48You're like a really cool guy
00:24:50Why do you hang out
00:24:50With people like us
00:24:51You guys are great
00:24:52I don't know
00:24:53Do you feel like
00:24:54When you hang out
00:24:55With people like me
00:24:56That you're slumming it
00:24:56Not at all
00:24:57Not at all
00:24:59Honestly
00:24:59Not at all
00:25:00Nope
00:25:00I feel like you
00:25:01Kind of are man
00:25:02No
00:25:03I think you could aim higher
00:25:04Let me ask you this
00:25:05Honestly
00:25:05Let me ask you this
00:25:07What other things
00:25:08Could you be doing
00:25:09On a Wednesday
00:25:09At 11 o'clock
00:25:10Beside this
00:25:10I guarantee
00:25:11Are like other things
00:25:12You actually were invited
00:25:13To do tonight
00:25:14What are the other things
00:25:15You could be doing
00:25:15Be honest
00:25:16Okay
00:25:17Tonight specifically
00:25:18I was gonna possibly
00:25:19Go to a bar
00:25:20Called Woji's
00:25:21In the West Village
00:25:22With a co-worker
00:25:23That sounds cooler than this
00:25:26I've got co-workers
00:25:27And stuff like that
00:25:28But I love improv
00:25:28I love you guys
00:25:29What do you do for work
00:25:30I'm a strategist
00:25:31At an advertising agency
00:25:33See
00:25:33What are you doing here man
00:25:34What is it about Woji's
00:25:37It sounds like that place
00:25:38Is a theme or something
00:25:38It's a Philly bar
00:25:40So I'm from the Philly area
00:25:41Yeah me too
00:25:42Oh cool
00:25:43What part
00:25:43Melbourne
00:25:44Yardley
00:25:44You're from Yardley
00:25:46You're from Yardley
00:25:47Yeah Yardley Pennsylvania
00:25:48You know Zach Woods
00:25:49No way
00:25:49Zach Woods
00:25:50We went to high school together
00:25:51Which high school together
00:25:52Pensbury
00:25:53Oh alright
00:25:53I went to Calma Ligon
00:25:54Okay
00:25:55So are those rival high schools
00:25:56Yeah they are
00:25:57Well sort of
00:25:58Now Rob how old are you
00:25:59Um
00:26:0025
00:26:01Phil
00:26:0227
00:26:03You guys were probably
00:26:04Around there
00:26:05Yeah we were doing it
00:26:06So let's name
00:26:06Here let's play again
00:26:07One by one
00:26:09Each one of you guys
00:26:10Will name a local reference
00:26:11We'll see if the other guy
00:26:12Knows it
00:26:12Okay
00:26:13Um
00:26:15Talking businesses
00:26:16People
00:26:17Things like this
00:26:17Uh
00:26:17Uh
00:26:18Neshaminy Mall
00:26:19Yeah
00:26:20Okay
00:26:21Great American Pub and Diner
00:26:22Don't know it
00:26:24Wow
00:26:24Stumped him
00:26:25Choice two
00:26:26Rob Malone
00:26:27MVP
00:26:27Once again
00:26:28He's winning
00:26:28King of Prussia
00:26:29King of Prussia
00:26:30Yeah
00:26:30I'm throwing up layups
00:26:32I'm throwing up layups
00:26:33By the way
00:26:34Yeah
00:26:34Just throwing up layups
00:26:36Philadelphia Zoo
00:26:37Oxford Valley Mall
00:26:39Yeah
00:26:40Yeah
00:26:40That's like 10 minutes
00:26:41From my house
00:26:41We're naming malls
00:26:42Yeah we're naming malls
00:26:43Yeah we're naming malls
00:26:43That's not what I know
00:26:44Alright alright
00:26:45Sesame Place
00:26:46Sesame Place
00:26:48Do you have work at Sesame Place?
00:26:49People?
00:26:50Oh it's supposed to be people?
00:26:51Yeah yeah let's take it to people
00:26:53Keep it to people
00:26:53That's rough
00:26:54That's good
00:26:54Oh jeez
00:26:55Name people from each other's schools
00:26:57Someone who's locally famous
00:26:58Like somebody who murdered someone
00:27:00In your town
00:27:00Or something
00:27:01I'm going to go with murder
00:27:02But there's a professional athlete
00:27:03Troy Vincent
00:27:04Troy Vincent my best friend
00:27:05Used to live behind him
00:27:06Wow
00:27:06Yeah the Bodleys were his managers
00:27:09So I grew up knowing him
00:27:12Who does Troy Vincent play for?
00:27:14He played for the Dolphins
00:27:16And he played for the Eagles
00:27:17And then he played for Buffalo
00:27:18But he went to Pennsylvania
00:27:20And was just like a super athlete
00:27:22And now he plays
00:27:23I think he's retired now
00:27:24Were you there?
00:27:25You said he's your best friend?
00:27:26He's my best friend growing up
00:27:28But you're 25?
00:27:29Yeah
00:27:29It was a weird relationship
00:27:30Okay
00:27:31He lived
00:27:32My best friend lived
00:27:34Like he had a big house
00:27:36And then there was this
00:27:37Like development
00:27:37That was right
00:27:38Behind his house
00:27:40And that's where
00:27:40My best friend lived
00:27:41And we used to play paintball
00:27:43In the woods behind his house
00:27:44So he
00:27:45So is he your best friend?
00:27:47Well I always kind of
00:27:48Thought of him as my best friend
00:27:49Because you said
00:27:50My best friend lived
00:27:51Behind his house
00:27:52I did say that
00:27:53I might have mumbled
00:27:54I met him once
00:27:56When I trick-or-treated
00:27:56At his house
00:27:57So you're not
00:27:59His best friend
00:27:59He's not my best friend
00:28:00Oh okay
00:28:01His best friend lives
00:28:02Near Troy Vincent
00:28:02I didn't even like
00:28:03The Eagles
00:28:03When he was on
00:28:04And his house
00:28:04Is like five minutes
00:28:05From where I grew up
00:28:06The house I grew up
00:28:07Gotcha
00:28:07Everyone let's go around
00:28:09And everyone say
00:28:09The most famous person
00:28:10From your hometown
00:28:11Marlon Brando
00:28:13Wow
00:28:14That's a good one
00:28:14Adam McKay
00:28:16Adam McKay
00:28:17World famous director
00:28:18And a very good man
00:28:19I don't know his name
00:28:21But I think he directed
00:28:21Terminator
00:28:22James Cameron
00:28:23No no no
00:28:24Or maybe not
00:28:25No it wasn't him
00:28:28Because I know who that is
00:28:29He had something to do
00:28:30With Terminator
00:28:30A guy who was involved
00:28:31With Terminator
00:28:32Either Scott Peterson
00:28:34Or Drew Peterson
00:28:35Wow
00:28:35Scott Peterson
00:28:36That killed his wife
00:28:37Yeah
00:28:38Yeah that's true
00:28:39Who's Drew Peterson
00:28:40I think another guy
00:28:41Who killed his wife
00:28:41There was another Peterson
00:28:43That killed his wife
00:28:43There was two Petersons
00:28:44The later one is from my town
00:28:46The older man who was a cop
00:28:47Yeah
00:28:48And he had like several lives
00:28:50What town is that?
00:28:51Villa Park, Illinois
00:28:52Oh I'm from Illinois
00:28:54Where?
00:28:55Roy Jones Jr.
00:28:56Libertyville?
00:28:57Roy Jones Jr.
00:28:57The boxer
00:28:58That's a great one
00:28:59What town is that?
00:29:00Penscola
00:29:00That's awesome
00:29:01Oh yeah
00:29:02And we got you guys
00:29:03And we have a call
00:29:04We do mine
00:29:05Probably Ian Ziering
00:29:07From Beverly Hills 90210
00:29:08Or David Cassidy
00:29:09From the Partridge family
00:29:10Or Thomas Edison
00:29:11Probably the most famous person
00:29:12Of my time is Thomas Edison
00:29:13Oh Tom Morello
00:29:14That was also from my hometown
00:29:15Oh that's good
00:29:15Caller you're on the air
00:29:16What just happened?
00:29:17Hello
00:29:17Hi who's this?
00:29:19Yeah I wanted to play a game
00:29:21You wanted to play a game?
00:29:23I wanted to play the game
00:29:24That you were playing
00:29:24With your little friends
00:29:25On the stage
00:29:26Do it do it
00:29:28Let's go for it
00:29:29Uh there
00:29:30Someone famous
00:29:31Was uh grew up in the town
00:29:32Who's that?
00:29:34Who is it?
00:29:34Who was the person?
00:29:35He was a famous wrestler
00:29:36His name is Gareth Stevens
00:29:38Nailed it
00:29:41Nailed it bro
00:29:42So what was it like
00:29:44Growing up in the same town
00:29:45As famous pro wrestler
00:29:46Gareth Stevens
00:29:47What was that like?
00:29:51Oh did he hang up?
00:29:52He's gotta compose himself
00:29:53Listen up
00:29:54Straight up
00:29:54212-757-1393
00:29:56Prank call this show
00:29:58All you want
00:29:58But just make sure
00:29:59You play along
00:30:00Cause we'll play along
00:30:00With your prank calls
00:30:01Especially if you're trying
00:30:02To stick it to that
00:30:03Two bit jerk
00:30:04Gareth Stevens
00:30:05What's a Gareth Stevens?
00:30:06Now caller
00:30:06You're on the line
00:30:07Caller
00:30:10No no no I can hear him
00:30:13He's on the line
00:30:14What's up?
00:30:15Hello?
00:30:16Yeah what's going on?
00:30:18Uh not much
00:30:18I have a question
00:30:19Uh I wanted specifically
00:30:21To talk to Rob
00:30:22Cause he seems
00:30:22Pretty sexually active
00:30:23And I have a sex question
00:30:24Okay Rob
00:30:26Rob's texting
00:30:28Rob's texting right now
00:30:29What's up?
00:30:31Okay Rob's
00:30:31A sexually active question
00:30:33So Rob
00:30:34Uh here's the deal man
00:30:35I uh
00:30:36I've been having sex
00:30:38Recently
00:30:39And I like
00:30:41I like having sex
00:30:42Without a condom
00:30:43And I
00:30:43Uh
00:30:44STIs
00:30:46And such aside
00:30:47Uh
00:30:48Let's talk about
00:30:49Pregnancy
00:30:50Because
00:30:50I've been having sex
00:30:52Without a condom
00:30:53Quite a bit
00:30:53And pulling out
00:30:54And I know a lot
00:30:55Of my friends do
00:30:56Wait without pulling out?
00:30:58Um
00:30:59But I've also read online
00:31:00That the
00:31:01Effectivity of that
00:31:02That's very low
00:31:03Percentage wise
00:31:04So what's the question?
00:31:09Is that true?
00:31:10Because I wanna
00:31:10I don't know how to
00:31:11Reconcile statistics
00:31:12With what I'm doing
00:31:14And what my friends
00:31:14Are doing
00:31:15Cause I feel like
00:31:15Statistically I should
00:31:16Have gotten
00:31:17Somebody pregnant by now
00:31:18Wow
00:31:19Yeah
00:31:19Well have you ever
00:31:20Like tested your own
00:31:21Um
00:31:22I don't know
00:31:22Is it fertility
00:31:23In a guy?
00:31:25Oh yeah
00:31:25Oh that's like
00:31:25No
00:31:26But I
00:31:27But I feel like
00:31:28I mean like
00:31:30Does Rob
00:31:30Like does Rob
00:31:31Have sex without
00:31:32Condoms?
00:31:33Do I have sex
00:31:34Without condoms?
00:31:35Yeah
00:31:35No I would
00:31:36I'd be terrified
00:31:37Of that
00:31:37Also the girl
00:31:39You're having sex
00:31:39With might be
00:31:40On birth control
00:31:41Yeah
00:31:42No she's not
00:31:43On birth control
00:31:44She might be
00:31:45A blow up doll
00:31:47Yeah
00:31:48You asked her
00:31:49If she's on birth control?
00:31:51How does it make you feel
00:31:52To know Rob Malone
00:31:53Was texting
00:31:53The entire time
00:31:54He was talking to you?
00:31:57Um
00:31:58I was listening
00:31:58Rob's been texting
00:32:00Can
00:32:02He can't
00:32:03Can he see me?
00:32:04I don't know
00:32:05Maybe
00:32:05Yeah
00:32:06Have you guys heard
00:32:08These same statistics
00:32:09About something like
00:32:1079% effective?
00:32:12Wait what's
00:32:1379% effective?
00:32:13What is pulling out?
00:32:14Yes pulling out
00:32:16Well I mean that's
00:32:17The other 21%
00:32:18Is what's scary man
00:32:19I don't
00:32:19That's like not
00:32:20You don't want to
00:32:21Take that chance
00:32:21But I mean I guess
00:32:21The odds are on your side
00:32:23I don't want the odds
00:32:25On my side
00:32:26Keep pulling out man
00:32:28That's what I say
00:32:28I want great odds
00:32:30Like I want
00:32:31You want great odds?
00:32:32I want odds
00:32:33Like condom style odds
00:32:35Are you married?
00:32:35You have to get a vasectomy
00:32:37Then you gotta get
00:32:37Your tubes covered
00:32:38Yeah
00:32:38You want great odds?
00:32:40Don't have sex
00:32:40Abstinence
00:32:42Abstinence
00:32:43That's uh
00:32:44Generally what I do
00:32:46And you have to
00:32:48Take into consideration
00:32:49STDs
00:32:50Or eyes
00:32:51I wanna
00:32:51This person
00:32:52Stay on the line
00:32:53You get me very angry
00:32:58You're making me very angry
00:32:59For some reason
00:33:00My instinctive gut reaction
00:33:02To you is one of anger
00:33:03How does that make you feel?
00:33:06What is making you angry?
00:33:08I feel like you're kind of like
00:33:09Going for something
00:33:11Because you think it'll be funny
00:33:12But you're kind of
00:33:13Dancing around it
00:33:13And not being confident
00:33:14About it to be honest
00:33:15No no
00:33:18I don't know how to
00:33:21Response to that
00:33:22You can be angry with me
00:33:23This is just something that
00:33:25I wonder about
00:33:27Is what
00:33:28I don't know
00:33:28Yeah
00:33:29I mean
00:33:29Do we look like
00:33:30Staticians
00:33:31You're a statistician
00:33:31I don't even know how you say that
00:33:34I feel like we're giving you
00:33:35The answers
00:33:36And you're trying
00:33:36You're like dancing around it
00:33:37In a funny way
00:33:38But I just want to talk to you
00:33:39For real man
00:33:40I would love to
00:33:41What's happening
00:33:42Is you're very low
00:33:43Volume one
00:33:44Oh the volume's up
00:33:46Is there any way
00:33:46For us to fix that?
00:33:47That's just how it is
00:33:48Tonight man
00:33:49Sorry
00:33:49We got bumped by some belly dancers
00:33:52During our prep time
00:33:53So we didn't have time
00:33:54For a sound check or anything
00:33:55That's okay
00:33:56I'll step into a quiet space
00:33:58And I'll try to really
00:33:59Hear you
00:33:59Hear you out
00:34:00Where are you right now
00:34:01That it's loud?
00:34:03It's not even loud
00:34:04There's like
00:34:05A person in my room
00:34:08Is it the girl
00:34:09That you're about to
00:34:10Pull out of?
00:34:11Is that the girl
00:34:12Because you should
00:34:14Pull out of her now
00:34:15While you're on a phone
00:34:15Hey that's cute
00:34:17That's funny
00:34:17That's cute
00:34:19See that's the type of thing
00:34:20That gets me mad
00:34:21We're on the
00:34:22Hispanic persuasion
00:34:23See Walter
00:34:30I'm kind of with a
00:34:31Puerto Rican right now
00:34:33No Walter
00:34:34How do Venezuelan guys
00:34:35Feel about Puerto Rican guys?
00:34:38All right
00:34:39All right
00:34:39That's fine
00:34:40I think he's a little delayed
00:34:42He's a little tape delayed
00:34:43It's pretty fun
00:34:44To listen to though
00:34:45All right guys
00:34:47Well I'm just going to
00:34:48Keep watching you
00:34:49And thank you
00:34:50Thank you
00:34:51Walter
00:34:51Thank you
00:34:52Now Gene
00:34:54I have a question
00:34:55Sure
00:34:55What are you normally
00:34:56Doing on Wednesdays
00:34:57From 11pm to midnight?
00:35:00Currently nothing
00:35:01Would you be interested
00:35:02In showing up here
00:35:03Every week
00:35:03And being a permanent
00:35:04Cast member
00:35:05On the show?
00:35:06Yeah sure
00:35:07I think nothing but
00:35:07Gene just join the show
00:35:09Gene you should be here
00:35:10Every week
00:35:11We'll always have you here
00:35:12To solicit your opinions
00:35:13And get updates on your life
00:35:14How's that sound?
00:35:15Sure
00:35:15So you are now
00:35:16A member of our show
00:35:17Cool
00:35:17Okay
00:35:18Gene you are a cast member
00:35:20On our show
00:35:20Nice
00:35:21Okay
00:35:21We have another caller
00:35:22Caller how are you?
00:35:24All right
00:35:24It's me again
00:35:25It's Walter
00:35:25Hey Walter
00:35:26What's up buddy?
00:35:27What's up?
00:35:28I just wanted to know
00:35:29When are you guys
00:35:30If you're on every night
00:35:34Or what
00:35:35And that's it
00:35:36We're on every Wednesday
00:35:38From 11pm till midnight
00:35:39Live
00:35:41Between now and July 20th
00:35:43We're going to be doing
00:35:43These sort of just
00:35:44Basic call in shows
00:35:45July 20th
00:35:46We're going to blow it out
00:35:47With one of our
00:35:47Full out and produced
00:35:48Extravaganzas
00:35:49Walter
00:35:49Give them the website
00:35:50Walter you can also go to
00:35:52www.thechrisgethardshow.com
00:35:54Which is spelled like
00:35:55Thechrisgethardshow.com
00:35:57So you go there
00:35:58Get some supplemental information
00:36:00On all these people
00:36:00That you're seeing
00:36:01In front of you tonight
00:36:02And Walter I will say
00:36:05I think you're the first
00:36:06Fan of our show
00:36:07I think you're the first fan
00:36:10We got to go though man
00:36:11Because the delay
00:36:12Is killing us Walter
00:36:13Oh we have another caller
00:36:17Caller you are on the line
00:36:18How are you doing
00:36:19This is Kirk Gravenson
00:36:21How are you?
00:36:22Good to hear from you
00:36:24What can we help you with
00:36:27Tonight
00:36:27Kirk
00:36:27Someone said you wanted
00:36:30To say something in my face
00:36:31We're trying to call out
00:36:33A man named
00:36:34Ger Stevens
00:36:34Not you
00:36:35Not a man named
00:36:36Kirk Gravenson
00:36:37You sure about that?
00:36:40100% positive
00:36:41I have no problem with you
00:36:42The guy I want to call out
00:36:43Is Ger Stevens
00:36:46Okay I'm sorry about that
00:36:47I'll go back to wrestling
00:36:48I'm sorry about that
00:36:49Okay you just get back
00:36:51Kirk are you wrestling
00:36:52A guy named
00:36:52Dirk Stevenson?
00:36:54Excuse me?
00:36:55Are you currently wrestling
00:36:56A man named
00:36:57Dirk Stevenson?
00:36:58I have him in an arm bar
00:36:59Right now
00:37:00You got Dirk Stevenson
00:37:01In an arm bar
00:37:02And you're also calling us
00:37:03Well he called before
00:37:04While you were wrestling
00:37:05Oh well you went down
00:37:07Yeah yeah yeah
00:37:07We were wrestling each other
00:37:08How's the wrestling match going?
00:37:10Who's winning?
00:37:11Yeah you might be hearing back from us
00:37:13We might be calling back
00:37:13We don't know
00:37:14Just make sure you pull out
00:37:16Before you're done
00:37:17I gotta go
00:37:21I'm wrestling right now
00:37:22Alright see you later
00:37:24Sounds like we have another
00:37:26Caller on the line
00:37:26Caller you are on the air
00:37:28What's up
00:37:28How can we help you?
00:37:30Yo Chris Gethard
00:37:31What up?
00:37:32Who's this?
00:37:34Yo it's your boy
00:37:35Sean Distin
00:37:36Sean Distin
00:37:36You sound like you are
00:37:37Blazed out of your mind
00:37:38Swag swag
00:37:41Yo Chris Gethard
00:37:43What up?
00:37:44Yo
00:37:44What's up Sean?
00:37:45I just wanted to call
00:37:46And let you know that
00:37:47It's Wednesday night
00:37:50And I'm smoking mad weed
00:37:53You know you should go
00:37:58You should go to a pop boutique
00:38:01In San Jose
00:38:02They have some
00:38:02Gnarly congi here
00:38:05I'm not a weed smoker
00:38:06But they've got all sorts
00:38:07Of varieties man
00:38:08You'd be off the hook
00:38:09Happy
00:38:10Gee
00:38:10Amazing congratulations
00:38:12To the show
00:38:12Yeah yeah
00:38:13Sean here
00:38:14That's uh
00:38:15That's good to know
00:38:17Um
00:38:17Yo Chris
00:38:19What's up Sean?
00:38:21When are we gonna smoke
00:38:22Some weed son?
00:38:24I don't really
00:38:24I don't really
00:38:25This guy's so from the Bay Area
00:38:26He's like son
00:38:27No he's from
00:38:28Sean's from Miami
00:38:28Sean is like a guy
00:38:30On this show
00:38:30Yeah yo
00:38:32Sean is pretty frequently
00:38:33A part of this show
00:38:34Miami son?
00:38:36Um
00:38:36Sean's from Miami
00:38:37Oh okay
00:38:39Sean I don't really smoke
00:38:40Weed anymore
00:38:41I'm a grown up man
00:38:42That's some fucking bullshit man
00:38:44Put it in a cookie though
00:38:45Yo yo Chris
00:38:47Yo Chris
00:38:48I got a question for Shannon
00:38:49Okay what's up?
00:38:51Yo Shannon
00:38:52Yo just you and me talking
00:38:54When are we gonna smoke
00:38:55Some fucking weed son?
00:38:59Whenever you want man
00:39:01Alright
00:39:01Yo Shannon
00:39:02Facebook
00:39:03Poke me
00:39:04Alright
00:39:05Yo
00:39:06Sean
00:39:06Sean do you have any questions
00:39:08For Phil Jackson?
00:39:09I'm gonna fucking hold you to that
00:39:09Sean you got any questions
00:39:11For Phil Jackson?
00:39:12Yeah yo
00:39:13Phil Jackson
00:39:14What up player?
00:39:15I mean swag swag
00:39:16Swag swag swag swag
00:39:17Swag
00:39:18Uh yo
00:39:19Yo Phil
00:39:20Um
00:39:21Yo what's your next album
00:39:23Gonna be about weed?
00:39:26Definitely will not be about weed
00:39:28Alright yo
00:39:29If people don't know on TV
00:39:31Phil Jackson's got the fire
00:39:32Your uh
00:39:33Album out right now
00:39:34Yo I'm mad high right now
00:39:36Okay Sean
00:39:37We got
00:39:37We got real callers man
00:39:39We gotta go
00:39:39Alright I gotta go
00:39:41Have fun
00:39:41Yeah you gotta go
00:39:43Okay
00:39:43Phil now Phil
00:39:44That was brought up
00:39:45Where can people
00:39:45Download your album
00:39:46Cause your album's great
00:39:47Thank you so much
00:39:48Uh
00:39:48FalseMirrors.com
00:39:50FalseMirrors.com
00:39:51Download it
00:39:52It's awesome
00:39:53Yeah
00:39:54In the meantime
00:39:54We got another caller
00:39:55On the line
00:39:55Caller how's it going?
00:39:57Hey what's up man
00:39:58What's going on here?
00:39:59What am I observing?
00:40:01What you're observing right now
00:40:02Is a show called
00:40:03The Chris Gethard Show
00:40:03We're just doing call-ins tonight
00:40:05Usually it's a talk
00:40:06And variety show
00:40:07Where we have a set
00:40:07And a band and everything
00:40:08But we got double booked
00:40:09In our prep time
00:40:10With some belly dancers tonight
00:40:11So we're just taking calls
00:40:12And hanging out
00:40:13Talking with each other
00:40:14Talking with you guys
00:40:14What's up?
00:40:19That's awesome man
00:40:20That's great
00:40:20Um
00:40:21Uh
00:40:22Which one of you
00:40:23Is the fat one?
00:40:26What?
00:40:26What?
00:40:26Are you watching the show?
00:40:28Because that's a visual thing
00:40:29You can just decide for yourself
00:40:31But we can hang up on them
00:40:34Because we don't need them
00:40:34To say it
00:40:35Yeah we can just hang up on them
00:40:36Yeah
00:40:36It is
00:40:37It is
00:40:37Yeah that guy
00:40:40Which one's the fat one?
00:40:40Your left nut
00:40:41Bitch
00:40:42Oh we have another caller
00:40:44These call-ins
00:40:46These callers are just coming
00:40:47Yeah you're on the air
00:40:47What's up?
00:40:48Yeah well
00:40:49I just wanted to make a few points
00:40:50First of all
00:40:51The Hispanic guy that called up
00:40:52And you said he was the first fan
00:40:54Of your show
00:40:54How about the girl
00:40:55That jumped in a cab
00:40:56And drove all the way down
00:40:56To your studio
00:40:57I don't know if you were a fan
00:40:59You didn't seem to really like the show
00:41:00No I was just curious
00:41:02They really can let me know
00:41:03I was like
00:41:03I have nothing better to do
00:41:05Let me check this out
00:41:05I need to bring the plant microphone
00:41:06In a little closer
00:41:07But uh
00:41:08Also I wanted to say
00:41:09You guys are really funny
00:41:10You're really amusing me
00:41:11You're very witty
00:41:12You know you're not just funny
00:41:13You're very
00:41:14It's a very cerebral type wit
00:41:15And I wanted to ask all of you
00:41:17I remember
00:41:17You know
00:41:19You guys are so funny
00:41:20The improv
00:41:21Theater kids in high school
00:41:23You remind me of them
00:41:23So who are all your favorite comedians?
00:41:25Let's just rapid fire
00:41:26Go through it
00:41:27Not a lot of banter
00:41:28Just starting from left to right
00:41:30Let's go through it
00:41:30Starting from the back
00:41:31Okay
00:41:31Got it
00:41:32You directed up the middle
00:41:33So your left
00:41:34I think Shannon
00:41:34I think that's
00:41:35His left is you Shannon
00:41:36Great rapid fire
00:41:37Letterman
00:41:38Andy Kaufman
00:41:39Gene
00:41:41Oh hi
00:41:42Who's your favorite comedian?
00:41:44Oh who's my favorite comedian?
00:41:45I say Margaret Cho
00:41:46Because I look the most like her
00:41:48Okay
00:41:48I love Chris Rock
00:41:49Eddie Murphy
00:41:51Jim Carrey
00:41:53Chris Rock fan as well
00:41:55Okay
00:41:56Louis CK
00:41:56Chris Gethard
00:41:58Okay
00:41:58Now the rumor is
00:42:01That you on the line
00:42:02Are Ger Stevens
00:42:03Caller on the line
00:42:08Are you Ger Stevens?
00:42:09I'm not Ger Stevens
00:42:10People are telling me
00:42:12That you're Ger Stevens
00:42:13Could you scream
00:42:14Really loud please?
00:42:15Because I can't hear you sir
00:42:16My TV's down
00:42:18Are you Ger Stevens?
00:42:21Thanks
00:42:22What?
00:42:23Are you Ger Stevens
00:42:24Or not man?
00:42:25Because people are telling
00:42:25No I'm not
00:42:26Okay man
00:42:27People are telling me
00:42:28That you are
00:42:29Why would I be Ger Stevens?
00:42:31I thought he didn't like you
00:42:32No I don't like him
00:42:34He knows almost
00:42:35Nothing about me
00:42:36Move
00:42:38Next call
00:42:39We need our next caller
00:42:40Hello caller
00:42:43You're on the air
00:42:44Hello
00:42:45Hi who's this?
00:42:47This is Derek
00:42:48This is Derek?
00:42:50Hello
00:42:50Hi
00:42:52Can you hear me?
00:42:53Yeah I can hear you
00:42:53You're on the air
00:42:54What do you want to talk about?
00:42:55Hey
00:42:56Who does
00:42:57Who does the costumes
00:42:58For your show?
00:43:01Great question
00:43:02All of these clothes
00:43:04Are clothes that we wore
00:43:04Ourselves and brought
00:43:05From home
00:43:06Get out of here
00:43:07Yeah
00:43:08Now who are you?
00:43:09What's your story?
00:43:11My name is Derek
00:43:12I'm from
00:43:13I'm from Canada
00:43:15But I live in Brooklyn
00:43:16Okay
00:43:17And I'm trying to do like
00:43:19You know
00:43:19Like make my own
00:43:20Kind of TV show
00:43:21Or something
00:43:22I need someone
00:43:22To do costumes
00:43:23Oh you need a costume
00:43:25Designer for your show?
00:43:27Well who do we know?
00:43:27Do we know anyone
00:43:28Who does costumes?
00:43:29Does Elena do costumes?
00:43:31Oh yeah maybe
00:43:31Oh she definitely does
00:43:33Yeah we have some friends
00:43:34Who we might be able
00:43:34To hook you up with
00:43:35Why don't you
00:43:35You should email
00:43:37Your information
00:43:38To zerolefts
00:43:39At gmail.com
00:43:39And we will find you
00:43:40A costume designer
00:43:41Just tell us
00:43:42You're the Canadian guy
00:43:43Nah
00:43:44Fuck that
00:43:45Fuck that
00:43:46Cool well have a great night
00:43:49Then man
00:43:49I think we have
00:43:50Do we have another caller?
00:43:51Two more callers
00:43:52Caller what's up?
00:43:54Hey Jeff
00:43:55Yeah who's this?
00:43:56Hey it's Joe
00:43:57Joe who?
00:43:59It's Joe
00:44:00From your show
00:44:01Joe Evans?
00:44:02Yes
00:44:02Yeah what's up man?
00:44:04Hey not too much
00:44:05Yeah sorry I couldn't be there
00:44:07Tonight I just got out of the show
00:44:08That's okay man
00:44:09Yeah I knew that was coming
00:44:10It's been fun
00:44:11We have a new cast member
00:44:12This girl named Jean
00:44:13Just came from her house
00:44:15She's gonna be on the show
00:44:15Every week from now on
00:44:16Oh nice
00:44:17Hi Joe nice to meet you
00:44:19How
00:44:20How did it go tonight?
00:44:23Actually way better than I thought
00:44:25What did you guys think?
00:44:26A lot of fun
00:44:26That's fun
00:44:27Yeah it's been fun
00:44:27And there's been a lot of callers
00:44:29I think we have one more caller though
00:44:30In only a couple minutes
00:44:31So since you're a friend of the show
00:44:33I want to get to this random person
00:44:34No they hung up?
00:44:36Alright man so
00:44:37A bunch more callers
00:44:37Joe we gotta go
00:44:38Let's get as many callers as we can
00:44:40In the next five minutes right?
00:44:41Rapid fire
00:44:42So if you were a caller right now
00:44:43We're gonna go rapid fire
00:44:44I think we have a caller on the line
00:44:46What's your story?
00:44:49Hello
00:44:49Hello
00:44:50Yeah what do you want?
00:44:54Chris?
00:44:54Yeah what's up?
00:44:55You're on the air
00:44:56Hey a long time listener
00:44:57First time caller
00:44:58I just wanna ask
00:45:00How is your spirit holding up?
00:45:03Like how are you doing tonight?
00:45:04My spirit
00:45:05It's up and down
00:45:06I'm prone to depression
00:45:07I've been kind of bummed all day
00:45:09I was really psyched
00:45:10That we got to do
00:45:11We get to do our show
00:45:12But we didn't get to go all out
00:45:13So
00:45:13Been kind of bummed
00:45:14Thank you for asking
00:45:15Next caller
00:45:16Next caller
00:45:16What's up?
00:45:18Hi caller
00:45:19You're on the air
00:45:20Yeah this is Mr. Valentino
00:45:23Borough of Manhattan
00:45:23How you doing fellas?
00:45:25I'm good Mr. Valentino
00:45:26How can we help you tonight?
00:45:28Alright
00:45:28Let me ask you something
00:45:29What do you think about the new law?
00:45:31Like every
00:45:31Night past the marriage law
00:45:33Male and male
00:45:34Could get married
00:45:34Female and female
00:45:35The only thing I don't like about it
00:45:37You do buy closed doors
00:45:39You do buy closed doors
00:45:41I got friends of the homosexuals
00:45:42They don't push nothing
00:45:43Hey we're gonna hang up on you
00:45:45I don't know what you're talking about
00:45:46We have another caller though
00:45:47We're gonna get through
00:45:47As many callers as you can
00:45:48You have to quit
00:45:49Caller what's up?
00:45:51You're on the line
00:45:51How you doing?
00:45:52This is Don't Stop Believin'
00:45:53Okay we're gonna hang up on you
00:45:57But you nailed it
00:45:58You destroyed that
00:45:59Next caller
00:45:59What's up?
00:46:00You're on the line
00:46:00Hello it's the 110-100 Social Peace Network
00:46:05Okay that guy again
00:46:07Let's hang up on that guy
00:46:08We talked to him before I think
00:46:09Next caller
00:46:10You're on the line
00:46:11Oh that's it
00:46:13So I think that's the end of our show tonight
00:46:14This turned out a lot better
00:46:15We have a minute and a half
00:46:17Anybody closing remarks
00:46:19Hello
00:46:19Oh I heard them say that's it
00:46:22Who's this?
00:46:23What?
00:46:24Hello?
00:46:25Yeah what do you want?
00:46:27Uh
00:46:27Hey I just wanted to let you guys know
00:46:30That I figured out who the fat one is
00:46:32It's the Asian one in the middle
00:46:34You're a fucking asshole
00:46:36You're actually the fat one
00:46:39I have a torn ACL right now
00:46:41I'm pretty fat too
00:46:42Next caller you're on the line
00:46:43Hang up on that unfunny fucking jerk
00:46:50Yeah
00:46:50Hey
00:46:51Sign in
00:46:52Hey
00:46:53We just want to say goodnight to everybody
00:46:55We want to say thank you to our new cast member Gene
00:46:57Thank you for being here
00:46:58We'll see everybody next week
00:47:01Go to the chrisgethertshow.com
00:47:03This turned out way better than I thought right?
00:47:04It was awesome
00:47:05Alright
00:47:05It was really fun
00:47:06Good stuff everybody
00:47:07Thank you so much
00:47:08With the back next week
00:47:09Tell your friends the chrisgethert show
00:47:10Every Wednesday 11 to midnight
00:47:12Call or you're on the line
00:47:12Last call
00:47:13Good it's probably that bitch
00:47:17You got all
00:47:18Call her
00:47:19Smoke weed son
00:47:21Yeah
00:47:22Yeah
00:47:23That's it
00:47:26No more calls
00:47:27That's what we have
00:47:28Even if it's an awkward ending
00:47:29That's 30 seconds
00:47:3120 seconds to film
00:47:3220 seconds
00:47:32Do we have another one?
00:47:34Jamie
00:47:34The show ends
00:47:36It goes on
00:47:37Yeah let's just end the show when it ends
00:47:38Drake's right man
00:47:39Last week
00:47:41Roll credits
00:47:41Don't you give me
00:47:42Hello
00:47:42Yeah caller
00:47:44What's up
00:47:44Talk fast
00:47:4510 seconds
00:47:455 seconds
00:47:46Oh stern rule
00:47:47Baba Booey
00:47:47Baba Booey
00:47:48Baba Booey
00:47:49You nailed it
00:47:50We'll see you next week
00:47:51Thank you for listening to the chrisgethert show
00:47:55We hope you enjoyed it
00:47:57We hope you enjoyed it
00:47:57That was definitely like a weird one
00:47:59That felt
00:47:59Being in it
00:48:00It felt sort of like this
00:48:02Renegade experience
00:48:04Where we were like
00:48:05Man I can't believe we were just like broadcast on TV
00:48:07Doing that
00:48:09But I think it was a lot of fun and charming
00:48:10I hope you enjoyed watching it
00:48:12I think we got some good calls
00:48:13And we met some cool people that week
00:48:14So watch future episodes on this podcast
00:48:18You'll see that they just keep getting better and weirder
00:48:21And going in different directions
00:48:22So check it out
00:48:23Let us know what you think
00:48:24Go to www.thecrisgethertshow.com
00:48:27You can watch our new episodes there
00:48:29You can watch live there
00:48:30And you can find out what's coming next with the show there
00:48:33And we hope that you'll stay on board
00:48:36Tell your friends
00:48:37Tweet about it
00:48:38Facebook it
00:48:38We need all the help we can get
00:48:40For real
00:48:40This is a slate for this one J.D.
00:48:43That's a slate
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