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In Episode 3, the team head to Albania for a full-on luxury car test — the Rolls‑Royce Ghost, Mercedes‑Benz S65 AMG and Bentley Mulsanne are put through road trials in a unique setting. Celebrity guest Jonathan Ross takes on the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car segment. Expertly combining luxury motoring and location-based testing.
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00:00:00Tonight, a fat man gets murdered, a donkey gets overtaken, and James wears ladies underwear on
00:00:20his head. Hello. Hello, good evening. Welcome. Welcome, everybody. Thank you. Thank you so much. Now, we begin with a letter. It says, Dear Top Gear, I am a leading light in the Albanian mafia, and I'm thinking of buying the new baby Rolls-Royce, the Ghost. But how does it compare to, say, a Bentley?
00:00:50Or a Mercedes? Your sincerely, Normanski Ertesi. Now, this caused one hell of a row in the office, because the producers said, well, you should go out to Albania and do the test, and we said, no, we can't be seen to be helping the mafia. We were adamant. We said, this is our line in the sand. We will not go.
00:01:09You join me on the ferry from Corfu to Albania, and here is the car in question, the new Rolls-Royce Ghost, 200,000 pounds of power, prestige, and peeled cows.
00:01:30And this Mercedes is the alternative, the twin-turbocharged V12 S65. In short, the most powerful saloon car in the world.
00:01:42And this is where the Bentley Mulzan should be. But just a few days before we were due to come out here, Bentley decided not to take part in the film.
00:01:53So, no, Bentley? No. So you're going to tell a leading light of the Albanian mafia that you couldn't bring them their car because it was a bit difficult?
00:02:01No. I have made an alternative arrangement.
00:02:04And when we arrived, the alternative arrangement was waiting for us.
00:02:16It's a Yugo.
00:02:17Yes, but in a number of critical ways, it's exactly the same as the new Bentley Mulzan. Listen to this.
00:02:25There you go. That's the same sort of dull, aristocratic wump.
00:02:29Four-door. There's a hole on the outside. You put the fuel in.
00:02:31Yeah. Engine at the front. Rear drive, probably.
00:02:34Drive it from there.
00:02:35Yeah. I mean, it is.
00:02:36For this mission. Yeah.
00:02:38It's exactly the same as the Bentley Mulzan in the same way that Roy Hattersley's the same as a tub of lard.
00:02:44Yes. This is the perfect car for the job.
00:02:47Can't say that.
00:02:49What?
00:02:49You can't say that word, the C word.
00:02:51I didn't do that.
00:02:53Not that C word. The other C word.
00:02:55What?
00:02:57Yes. You can't say that.
00:02:58Car here means gentleman sausage.
00:03:04Really?
00:03:04What?
00:03:04Yes. That's why they all watch Top Gear in Albania.
00:03:07Funniest show in the world. Funnier even that Norman wisdom you make show about.
00:03:11So when I say my car's enormous, that's the funniest thing in the world they've ever heard.
00:03:16They tune in every week.
00:03:17We do a car show.
00:03:18Yes, but you can't say car or peach.
00:03:21Peach?
00:03:22Don't say peach.
00:03:23What does that mean?
00:03:24Lady garden.
00:03:26So this car's a peach.
00:03:28Yeah, that's a...
00:03:29Yeah, it's a...
00:03:29With the ground rules established, we headed inland into the rain to begin the road test.
00:03:38Right, let's get one thing absolutely clear from the start.
00:03:43The Ghost is not a bespoke Rolls-Royce.
00:03:47Not like the Phantom, the bigger one.
00:03:49This one, underneath, is a BMW 7 series.
00:03:52However, everything you see, everything you touch, everything you feel, it's all Rolls-Royce.
00:03:59It's chuffing marvellous, this car... motor.
00:04:02At £160,000, the S-Class is £40,000 less than the Ghost.
00:04:11But it's not like they've skimped.
00:04:13I've never driven anything where you get such a sense of there being a lot of things going on in the background to keep you safe, to keep you on the road.
00:04:22Everywhere I look, there's just a little light comes on to let you know.
00:04:25There's one on there who just told me it's a 30-kilometre-an-hour speed limit round here.
00:04:28It just knows that.
00:04:30And I have never experienced a car this big and so powerful.
00:04:36I can't believe I said a car this big.
00:04:41In the Mulsanne, however...
00:04:43I must say I am terribly disappointed by the Bentley.
00:04:48It is the most expensive...
00:04:51Oh, God's truth!
00:04:53I'm going off. No, I'm...
00:04:54This is wet.
00:04:55It is the most expensive penis of the three.
00:05:02£220,000 and from where I'm sitting, it is hard to see why.
00:05:09Oh, crutch.
00:05:12What the hell were Bentley thinking of?
00:05:16Even by Albanian standards, it was absolute rubbish.
00:05:21Until 1991, Albania was probably the most extreme Marxist state in the world.
00:05:31One man who owned a cafe, got 18 years in jail, for telling a customer he didn't have a spoon.
00:05:38Another guy pointed at Corfu over there and said,
00:05:41Why have they got a light in their harbour and we haven't?
00:05:44He got 25 years.
00:05:48And soon we were reminded of the dark days because the road just sort of stopped.
00:05:55And to make things worse, instead of white lines, they'd used rocks.
00:05:59Well, let's not view this as a bad thing.
00:06:02There's at least a chance to test the car's ride.
00:06:11I have to say, as far as I'm concerned, the road merely changes colour occasionally.
00:06:15Well, I'm quite surprised because this is an AMG-tuned Merc,
00:06:18which normally you'd expect to be a very firm thing.
00:06:21It's coping with this very well.
00:06:23However, in the Bentley...
00:06:25This has to be the least refined car I've ever driven.
00:06:33This is simply intolerable.
00:06:35£220,000 for this.
00:06:39Oh, God, it's...
00:06:42Yeah, you got hooked up on a cat's eye, mate.
00:06:45Well, let's...
00:06:46I mean, if one pushes and two lift the wheel arches...
00:06:48We just lift it off.
00:06:51The bumper's in deep trouble here.
00:06:54Yeah.
00:06:55I'll just drive it back. Hang on.
00:06:56That is wedged.
00:06:58That's sad to see a Bentley treated in such a...
00:07:02Ah!
00:07:03Ah!
00:07:04Nice!
00:07:05Tough!
00:07:06Yeah, tough thing!
00:07:09Fortunately, the rough road soon ended.
00:07:12Unfortunately, it ended at an Albanian river crossing.
00:07:18That's not the ferry, is it?
00:07:19Yes!
00:07:21It's a raft rather than the ferry, is it?
00:07:24Still, it wasn't like the cars we'd be loading were valuable or heavy.
00:07:30It's not even fastened together.
00:07:33It's Dizzy's driftwood.
00:07:35Okay.
00:07:35Have you seen the captain's chair?
00:07:36That's the most incredible thing.
00:07:37It's got five legs.
00:07:39It has five legs.
00:07:41Despite the peril, James volunteered to go first.
00:07:45Yeah, you're all right, now.
00:08:00Oh, my God.
00:08:01What worries me is the Bentley is 2.8 tonnes.
00:08:06It's the heaviest by far.
00:08:10Wow!
00:08:11I guess because it's in the middle, it didn't have the same effect.
00:08:13We are now leaving the shore on an old piece of flotsam with over half a million quads of the cars.
00:08:21This is the best ferry I've ever been on.
00:08:23It's the worst, I've ever been on.
00:08:24It is the worst thing I've ever been on.
00:08:25It's absolutely terrible.
00:08:27Eventually, though, HMS driftwood deposited us gracefully on the other side.
00:08:32Oh, no!
00:08:37And as we drove on, we realised that one benefit of the Mercedes, if you're a mafia boss, is that you do blend in.
00:08:45Mercedes.
00:08:46Mercedes, Mercedes, Mercedes, Mercedes.
00:08:49Mercedes, Mercedes, Mercedes, Mercedes.
00:08:53Look at them all.
00:08:55Mercedes, Mercedes, Mercedes, Mercedes, Mercedes.
00:08:59Mercedes, Mercedes.
00:08:59It turns out that a staggering 80% of all cars registered in Albania are old Mercs.
00:09:07But that said, English cars are popular too, a point we discussed when we pulled over for afternoon tea.
00:09:17Apparently, what happens is Albanians go to England, get a job, buy a car and then bring it back with them.
00:09:24Yeah.
00:09:24And it is quite traditional when you bring a car back like that, that you drive it around with the door locks.
00:09:29pull there and some sort of little marks along the back of the door the trailing edge of it
00:09:33they have a tradition here as well apparently of um filing off any numbers they find under
00:09:38the bonnet no that's to save weight oh is it yes that's why they do it they all the vin numbers
00:09:44identifying plates things like that because that makes the car lighter weight saving measures are
00:09:48important some of them though are stolen no i'm afraid they are after tea the sun came out so we
00:09:57hit the coast road and went for a nice cruise well it was nice for me
00:10:09god the power of this thing and the acceleration it makes possible is mind-blowing it's weird
00:10:18actually because it's so quiet there's always noise when you go fast and yet in this
00:10:23oh he isn't the beans oh it doesn't encourage you to be sporty or aggressive it's just so
00:10:35nice it's nice in the rolls royce but then my nice time was ruined by news from the bentley
00:10:43oh no the mulsanne is overheating we stopped to let the twin turbo v8 cool but then
00:10:52it decided to die so i tried a reverse bump start
00:10:59maybe actually i've suddenly dawned upon me that he isn't very bright
00:11:13i think he could be a massive idiot
00:11:18how long will he go before well oh no just get it away from the wall
00:11:29steepest hill in albania you've broken down on while we examined the engine the orangutan
00:11:36tried to mend the door then an albanian mechanic arrived and jeremy filled him in so running
00:11:49then stop that describes most breakdowns really running and then stops idiot don't say to that
00:11:56madman my car needs a jump
00:12:00yes yes
00:12:04the bentley is running well it had been a long and tiring day on the road but for hammond
00:12:11that was okay this s-class has a new system on board it just monitors the driver to make sure he or she
00:12:18isn't getting sleepy and wandering out of lane or nodding off and it's monitoring 70 different parameters
00:12:24about me that must include whether or not i like different types of cheese or if i'm thinking about
00:12:31hats i was on life support in an intensive cave and they weren't monitoring 70 things about me
00:12:42soon we arrived at a disused submarine base
00:12:46and jeremy insisted we should stop i am a mountain goat
00:13:01i was close yeah i love the idea of sneaky warfare if there were to be a war tomorrow and i had to
00:13:08volunteer for some service definitely subs which is ironic because can you imagine the place where you
00:13:13would be less welcome i wonder if they're for sale what are you going to do with the submarine
00:13:21well drive about in it
00:13:26with the sun going down i was dragged away from the subpen so we could get back to our mafia road test
00:13:33we've had a bit of a discussion and we reckon that when someone from the albanian mafia is choosing a
00:13:39new car uppermost in his mind will be this can i get a dead body in the boot makes sense so it's why
00:13:47the car has a boot yeah now unfortunately to find out which of the cars is best we have had to murder
00:13:53a passerby yeah and here he is as you can see he is quite a big chap so he took a lot of murdering
00:14:01and now james is going to see if he can get him in the boot of the rolls royce am i will you go first
00:14:07yeah that's a point okay
00:14:11let's get a start
00:14:14come here what he was a member of a gym he was not could we have murdered someone a bit smaller
00:14:20not really it's all that was there anyway we could count anyone smaller would have been faster
00:14:23okay this was hopeless so rather embarrassingly we had to ask the man we'd murdered to give us a
00:14:40hand it's not so much the head it's everything else that's got to follow that's a problem
00:14:44right so all we've got to do now is saw his leg wait a minute just just just
00:14:51no fed bend that back there around there yes yes okay excellent right now the great thing about the
00:14:56rolls royce is it has self-leveling rear suspension so when the boot is shut you won't know from the
00:15:02way it's riding that there is a body in there so the boot won't go down right you get him out and put
00:15:09him in the back of the bends what get him out sadly there's a fridge in the boot of the merc which
00:15:15takes up a lot of room is that it can you move that that's that knee that meant our dead body wouldn't
00:15:25fit nobody wants to see that and even though he did fit in the bentley there was still a problem
00:15:34mate mate yeah you can see him that is a drawback clearly you might as well just put him in the
00:15:42passenger seat
00:15:51bad news you see the girl with the red beret on yeah she's from albania hello
00:15:57oh and can i just ask is it right that the word car means
00:16:08and peach yes
00:16:12i thought you made it up no it didn't make it up she's actually from albania
00:16:17oh fair enough now actually i have got some more information on this um this uh you know in the film
00:16:21i said um that some of the cars might be stolen i know you did that's shocking yes it was anyway
00:16:29i've got some information here on it okay albania's public order minister uh was on his way to greece
00:16:34recently to sign an agreement with his opposite number in greece on cross-border crime okay and as
00:16:39a formality the greek police did a check on his car and found it was nicked
00:16:43just so i balance this out okay uh neighboring macedonia um the interior minister was very
00:16:52embarrassed when police noticed her car was actually registered to david beckham
00:16:58that actually happens to football does quite a lot though doesn't it because there were two um ac milan
00:17:02players they had their range rovers nicked do you know where they turned up oh bournemouth no it was
00:17:07albania no i have to say though and i'm not just saying this because you're here genuinely albania
00:17:14is a fascinating brilliant country very pretty as well i mean absolutely beautiful really loved it
00:17:19anyway it is now time to do the news and we begin with this okay honda which is a japanese car company
00:17:24okay they've developed a hat they've developed a hat that knows what your hair is thinking
00:17:31and then translates those thoughts in such a way that it can drive the car
00:17:35have you gone completely mad no seriously i absolutely haven't okay they say that hair
00:17:43transmits neurological information okay the hat picks that up translates it so if you think i'd like
00:17:48to turn the wipers on your hat knows that and the wipers go on because of your hair yes your hair
00:17:57your hair cannot drive a car your hair isn't actually very good at being hair
00:18:01interesting what if you've had a hair transplant gordon ramsay yeah exactly gordon ramsay do no no
00:18:09wait wait wait wait think about it if you get stopped by the police for speeding you can go it wasn't me
00:18:15i bought my hair from a man in los angeles are we heading for a future where a policeman stops you and says
00:18:20do you know how fast your hair was going there sir no it's out of my hands completely does it have to be your hair
00:18:26hair on your head you know if i some pants honda pants yeah i would imagine being like because 17
00:18:34year olds they think down there a lot don't they imagine a 17 year old boy driving with his pubes
00:18:41it would be terrifying listen ferrari let's get it all back to cars ferrari has made a new car okay it's
00:18:47their first ever four-wheel drive car their first ever hatchback got a picture of it here it's called
00:18:53the ff now it's got a v12 direct injection engine 6.2 liter 208 miles an hour it's going to cost 250
00:19:02000 pounds which is a lot but i think that's fantastic because it's a return to what i would
00:19:06call the shooting break you know the two plus two estate we haven't seen one of those since the lancia
00:19:11hpe oh yes and the um do you remember the the volvo p 1800 es yeah that wasn't very brilliant though
00:19:19no it wasn't it was terrible but it looked good it did look brilliant and the reliance cimeter which
00:19:24you can see no you've forgotten the rules the law of the land states that if you say reliance
00:19:30symmetry you don't have to have a comma and then you say princess and there's one of those you know
00:19:36but you also have to say it in such a way that you assume that no one else knows that because it's
00:19:39extraordinary i can't think of another person who is so associated with a car or i mean nobody ever
00:19:44says henry kissinger you know had an escort rs 2000 he did not give it to be honest she is commonly
00:19:49thought of as being the hardest working royal isn't she i mean a lot of work for a lot of people raises
00:19:54millions of pounds all over the world and yet she's still just known for having had a reliance
00:19:58cemetery it must be i know it's just because you think about her daughter is getting married isn't
00:20:02she later this year and you just know the commentary is going to wheel out a dimbleby
00:20:06or a witch and on the commentary will be there's the bride's mother looking radiant
00:20:11she has a reliance cimeter you know you will not i've never driven a reliance cimeter you know
00:20:17i know someone who's got one do you yeah princess anne all right you know the fiat 500 we love it
00:20:23there is a new one here it is it's called the 500 twin air and it's got a tiny 875 cc two-cylinder
00:20:29engine in there and it produces so little co2 that it's actually free to go in the congestion
00:20:34charging zone in london yeah it's a great little thing the thing is when i heard it got a two
00:20:38cylinder engine i thought that won't move it goes like that clappers brilliant it sounds like a
00:20:42billion hornets have got stuck in someone's bicycle spokes fantastic there is one problem with this
00:20:50fuel saving car there isn't there what it uses quite a lot of fuel yes it does yes it does can't
00:20:57argue with that we did a test last week we left the uh track here went back to london so you've got a
00:21:01bit of country road a bit of dual carriageway a bit of city driving and it averaged 38 miles to the
00:21:06gallon and we did the same route in a volkswagen polo blue motion and that did 50 miles to the gallon
00:21:13so that's uh there you are we have a top tier top tip if you want to buy a car to save fuel buying this
00:21:17one and don't save any you won't save anything but you will have an enormous amount of fun not saving
00:21:24any money that's that's why i'm by me now you know breakfast news on the television no not really
00:21:30oh come on you must well earlier this week they were running this story about cyclists wearing video
00:21:34cameras on their their crash helmets yeah so they can video you know examples of road rage and people
00:21:40cutting them up on their bikes but cyclists deserve it i can't say that they do deserve just the other
00:21:45week no honestly there i am sitting in a traffic jam in london and a frenchman he was tried to cycle
00:21:50between the pavement of my car and after he'd removed most of the paint with the brake candle
00:21:55thing he came round to the driver's door to tell me off in that silly accent french people have
00:22:00what a french accent yes that and i said to him listen if you just work hard he could have a car
00:22:08you are exactly the reason why i want a camera on my bicycle helmet when i side why so when idiots
00:22:13like you get out of their car having cut me up who plays the road tanks well i'm sorry i don't mind
00:22:19if cyclists want to come on the road with their silly victorian distractions i'm not bothered okay
00:22:23they're fine but they must behave themselves there are a few militant cyclists i'll agree and you're
00:22:28one of them they give us no they give us i'm not a militant size you are on a bicycle you are a peach
00:22:35actually you're a peach most of the time you're a big peach you're just another fat car in his
00:22:40Mercedes and that's a pop of me for riding my bike to work which is a perfect because you always ride
00:22:45your bike to work don't you often yesterday i saw you riding your bike to work and i thought that's
00:22:49amazing that bicycle looks exactly like a 1967 ford mustang yeah right that is the end of the news
00:22:59now what we have here is a ford sierra cosworth and a ford escort cosworth and i like these cars
00:23:05very much which is why i am delighted to say that after a 15-year gap the cosworth name is back
00:23:14but not where you might be expecting it
00:23:25here it is on the back of a subaru
00:23:31and in theory that is a marriage made in heaven
00:23:35you see what cosworth is really good at is taking ordinary boring family saloons and
00:23:41turning them into street fighting come on if you think you're hard enough road racers with
00:23:46fiery nostrils and a geordie saturday night attitude to peace and love
00:23:51but what they've done here is take a dreary impressor sti and through most of his away
00:24:06the two and a half liter flat four engine is fitted with new pistons bearings conrods gaskets and head
00:24:13nuts along with a totally reworked oil pump turbocharger intercooler intake system and exhaust
00:24:21there have been similar modifications elsewhere too new wheels tires springs dampers bushings and brakes
00:24:28it's not really a subaru anymore is it
00:24:36so is it any good in a word quite certainly it does capture some of the magic we used to get
00:24:44from old subaru imprexas
00:24:56even when you think all is lost sliding oh no you just give it a dab of power like that
00:25:03and even in rain like this it isn't lost anymore
00:25:19other nice things well it rides beautifully for such a limpet mine and it is quick
00:25:250-60 takes three and a half seconds but there is a huge amount of turbo lag knowing fifth gear 60 miles
00:25:37an hour foot down nothing
00:25:44still nothing hang on a minute hang on no i was mistaken sorry still nothing
00:25:51there's another issue too cosworths are supposed to be rough and ready cars for people who work with
00:25:59ladders they're supposed to be a cheap and cheerful way of embarrassing the ruperts and the jameses in
00:26:05their ferraris but this is as near as makes no difference 50 000 pounds and with all that turbo lag all
00:26:13you're going to embarrass really is yourself still nothing still nothing
00:26:21so if the subaru is no good what else is there
00:26:31well there's this
00:26:35it's the ford focus rs 500 and let's not mess about
00:26:40it's brilliant
00:26:51it has a two and a half liter turbocharged engine just like the subaru not quite as powerful but you
00:27:00still get 345 brake horsepower
00:27:07all of which is sent to the front wheels
00:27:10that sounds like the recipe for a massive accident
00:27:19but it isn't this is really very very good
00:27:22of course you do get a fair bit of torque steer watch the steering wheel when i put my foot down hands off here we go
00:27:31and yeah we've turned right and right again every time the turbo cuts in you turn right
00:27:37the grip is
00:27:50it is also
00:27:52extremely fast. The top speed, they say, is 165 miles an hour. 165, that means this Ford
00:28:05Focus is 10 miles an hour faster than a BMW M5. Since that is now 150, 155, yeah, I'll
00:28:18believe them. This is a really well-sorted car. Well, equipped too with voice-activated,
00:28:30keyless Bluetooth. And to top it off, it's £35,000, nearly £15,000 less than the Subaru.
00:28:39So if you're after a family hatchback that's vaguely yobbish and very fast, this is your
00:28:46obvious choice, or is it? This is a Volvo. But before you leap to conclusions, what's
00:29:13this? And in the Volvo. Go! And it's a good start. And look at this. The hush puppy is beating
00:29:35the Reeboks. Oh, yes! Ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Yes! The pensioner is victorious!
00:29:47So what is it then, this deafening electric blue streak from the frozen north?
00:30:01Well, it uses exactly the same turbocharged 2.5-litre engine that Ford used in the Hot Focus, but
00:30:13in this, it's all turned up to 27, or 86, or 109, because it produces, as near as makes no difference, 400 horsepower.
00:30:25It's no wonder they called it the PCP, because it really is like driving around in a cloud
00:30:34of angel dust.
00:30:37Listen to that!
00:30:49Of course, you probably think it'll all fall to pieces when it sees a corner, but no.
00:30:56It has, I'm delighted to say, on a day like today, four-wheel drive. So the grip is just
00:31:06phenomenal, and you can reach amazing angles and still rescue it. It was built for fun by
00:31:16the team that makes the Volvos for the Swedish Touring Car Championship. And it is genuinely remarkable.
00:31:24Really sharp, really hard, really raw, and it just goes! They're climbers!
00:31:31To top it all off, the PCP is based on a normal Volvo C30, which we on Top Gear think is the
00:31:43best-looking of all the small hatchbacks.
00:31:46inside, the steering wheel, the gear lever, the doors, the seats, everything is covered
00:31:52in what appears to be moleskin. And that does make you wonder, how big was the mole they
00:31:59peeled to make this piece?
00:32:03This car is epic, but there is one quite large problem with it. Volvo refuses point-blank to
00:32:14put it into production.
00:32:18Pity.
00:32:22Wow!
00:32:24It's a shame. It's a shame.
00:32:26I mean, that Volvo does just sound incredible.
00:32:30Easy.
00:32:31But I'm guessing because they're not actually making it, you'd have the focus.
00:32:34Well, the problem is, they only made 500 of these, and they're sold out already.
00:32:38Right, so if you want a very hot hatch, it's got to be the not-so-good Subaru.
00:32:43Yeah, well, they only made 75 of those, and they're sold out as well.
00:32:48Hang on, you've just spent nine minutes of our lives reviewing two cars you can't buy and
00:32:54one that doesn't exist.
00:32:56Yes, I have.
00:32:58And now we must find out how fast they go around our track.
00:33:02Not the Volvo, obviously, because this board is for production cars only.
00:33:05So, the other two.
00:33:07And that, of course, means handing them over to our tame racing driver.
00:33:11Some say he once tore a goat in half.
00:33:16And that he is now regressing buying his new holiday home in downtown Cairo.
00:33:23All we know is, he's called the Stig.
00:33:26And they're off.
00:33:28The track is damp, and that should mean the four-wheel-drive Subaru has the advantage over the front-wheel-drive Ford.
00:33:35Let's see in the first corner.
00:33:37Coming in wide.
00:33:39And let's have a look.
00:33:41Oh, it's the Impreza that's getting out of shape.
00:33:44Absolutely no idea why he's listening to that.
00:33:51And now the Ford coming out there looking okay, good.
00:33:56That trick diff pulling it straight in the hammerhead.
00:33:59Let's watch out for understeer from either of them.
00:34:02Nope, that's all pretty tidy.
00:34:04So, here we are.
00:34:05Two turbocharged slingshots onto the straight.
00:34:13In to follow through.
00:34:16Ooh, Stig drifting the Subaru like a mad ram he is.
00:34:20As I say, Impressors normally look like a gum disease.
00:34:23This one is a gum disease with a spoiler on it.
00:34:26And with those black windows, the Ford looks like a van.
00:34:29Just Gambon left.
00:34:31Two hatchback crabs coming through there.
00:34:35Across the line.
00:34:39And the time's here.
00:34:41And the focus did it.
00:34:44In 1.30.8.
00:34:45So look at that.
00:34:46Wet track in between two 911s.
00:34:48The Subaru though, I think thanks to four-wheel-drive, did it in 1.27.7.
00:34:53So that goes, errr, there look.
00:34:56Now that's some useful, useful consumer advice if you are thinking of buying any of them.
00:35:00Which you aren't because you can't.
00:35:02Thanks for that.
00:35:03Yes.
00:35:04Okay, let's move on now.
00:35:05It's time in fact to put a star in our reasonably priced car.
00:35:08Now my guest tonight is a prodigious tweeter.
00:35:11In fact, he tweeted only this morning to say he was going to appear on the show dressed as a Mexican.
00:35:16Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, Jonathan Ross!
00:35:19Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:35:24How are you?
00:35:25How are you?
00:35:26How are you?
00:35:27I'm very well, how are you?
00:35:28I'm good.
00:35:29Have a seat, we've been.
00:35:32What?
00:35:33I brought my Mexican wrestling mask along, so you can apologise in person.
00:35:39Put it away?
00:35:40There's just no possibility of us mentioning Mexico this week.
00:35:43We've mentioned it maybe twice and I think we've got away with it.
00:35:46No, come on, you're back on the BBC.
00:35:47I'm back on the BBC, who thought that would happen?
00:35:50Certainly not me, I had 20 quid on it.
00:35:52Are you a bit nervous?
00:35:54No.
00:35:55Why should I be?
00:35:56No, back on the beam.
00:35:57No, back on the beam.
00:35:58I thought you were going to come out to me or something.
00:36:01No, because at least you've chosen to come back on a show that never gets itself into trouble.
00:36:05Exactly.
00:36:06And I'm a safe booking for you, obviously.
00:36:07Yeah, exactly.
00:36:08Now listen.
00:36:10Do you, do you have Tourette's or do you know what you're doing?
00:36:14F*** you.
00:36:17Oh, no, I don't.
00:36:19Did that come out?
00:36:20Yeah, you said it out loud.
00:36:21Because for me that was just in there, you see.
00:36:24No, I don't have Tourette's, Mr. Clarkson.
00:36:26But I do sometimes maybe go a little bit further than other people would.
00:36:29But I always thought that was part of what I should be doing.
00:36:32Because you're paid to do certain things and you figure you should push things in a certain way and then you put it out.
00:36:37Well, is that because, I mean, you did have David Cameron on the show and you asked him if he,
00:36:41what's the word I can use, pleasured himself while thinking about Mrs. Thatcher.
00:36:45Yes.
00:36:47He did say that.
00:36:48And then there was Gwyneth Paltrow.
00:36:49Yes.
00:36:50You said you'd like to make a monsy monsy.
00:36:54Look, when you were driven round by Cameron Diaz.
00:36:57Yeah.
00:36:58What were you thinking?
00:36:59Ooh.
00:37:00Yes.
00:37:01We know what you were thinking.
00:37:02Many bad things.
00:37:03Now, you didn't say it out loud, but I was doing a, you know, the show I had on the BBC,
00:37:07certainly part of the fun of it and part of what we were doing was doing something where it felt very much of the moment.
00:37:11And I think that was kind of the joke and I would stand by that, even though that was one of the complaints that was upheld against us.
00:37:16Not made by Cameron, by the way, who I would still love to.
00:37:19Cameron?
00:37:20David Cameron?
00:37:21Cameron Diaz.
00:37:22Oh, Cameron Diaz.
00:37:23Oh, Cameron Diaz.
00:37:24I thought you were coming out to David Cameron as terrifying prospect.
00:37:27I'd rather come out to Nick Clegg, wouldn't you?
00:37:29He just looks so much easier to dominate.
00:37:31Yes.
00:37:32But we all live in strange times, are we not?
00:37:35No.
00:37:36So, obviously, we must be careful that we don't trip up over anybody, which means we...
00:37:39Not only talk about anything.
00:37:40Well...
00:37:41No.
00:37:42Your beard...
00:37:43Lovely.
00:37:44That might upset beards and beard men.
00:37:46Why have you grown a beard?
00:37:47Why have I grown a beard?
00:37:48Mmm.
00:37:49It's much easier than getting up and shaving the whole face for a start.
00:37:51Yeah.
00:37:52Because you only do this...
00:37:53I did take a really big chunk up the bottom there the other day, because I've got one of those things where you set it, you go...
00:37:58And it takes up a level.
00:37:59But I had it on the wrong one, my wife was talking about something, I went, yes, darling...
00:38:02And I had, like, a reverse mohawk with a big swipe up there.
00:38:05The opposite of a Brazilian.
00:38:06But he...
00:38:07I do use the same one down there, to trim up the old fella.
00:38:10Well, otherwise, you get to our age, it's like, you can't see anything down there.
00:38:13I should explain, we are...
00:38:14I know we don't look it, but we are the same age.
00:38:16We're the same age, but man, what happened to you?
00:38:20Well, I'm now...
00:38:21You were going there, I had to get in first.
00:38:23I now walk upstairs.
00:38:24Do you?
00:38:25Yeah, if you never walk...
00:38:26What did you used to do?
00:38:27Crawl on your belly like a snake?
00:38:30No, do you not do exercise?
00:38:31I do exercise.
00:38:32I'm quite strong at the moment, I'm still a bit flabby.
00:38:34Can you do those things where you lie on the...
00:38:36You make it basically a press-up and then just hold it there?
00:38:39A plank, yes.
00:38:40You cannot.
00:38:41What's wrong with you?
00:38:42I'm telling you something.
00:38:43I just thought, come on.
00:38:44Right, get your clock out.
00:38:45Get your **** out.
00:38:46Get your **** out.
00:38:47I'm going.
00:38:48Clock!
00:38:49At least my ears are still working.
00:38:50What's wrong with you?
00:38:51Get down on the floor, I bet you I can do one for longer.
00:38:53Right, go.
00:38:57Well, I can be here for hours.
00:38:58I can be here for hours.
00:38:59Are you in a rush?
00:39:00Yeah, well...
00:39:01Actually, my arms are starting to wobble quite badly now.
00:39:03No, they're not.
00:39:04They are.
00:39:10That was just bullying!
00:39:13Well, otherwise, we'd have been there for hours.
00:39:15I could do that for literally all day.
00:39:17But that's not an exercise.
00:39:18It is an exercise!
00:39:19That's not an exercise.
00:39:20All you've done is freeze your joints in place.
00:39:23That's not an exercise.
00:39:24For a moment.
00:39:25Come here a minute.
00:39:26It's hard, isn't it?
00:39:27I'm sweating quite badly.
00:39:28But you grow this.
00:39:29Now we're past 50.
00:39:30This has just appeared, hasn't it?
00:39:31I have no clue what you're saying.
00:39:32I want to talk about cars, okay?
00:39:33Now, people buy cars for different reasons.
00:39:34I buy them because they're loud.
00:39:35James May buys them because they're brown.
00:39:36It strikes me, looking at what you have, that you buy them because they're stupid.
00:39:41Well, you might say stupid.
00:39:42One man's stupid is another man's cute and fun.
00:39:43Pink Ford Thunderbird.
00:39:44Yes, I've got the pink Ford Thunderbird.
00:39:45But it's quite stupid.
00:39:46No, it's a pretty car.
00:39:47I don't like driving around and seeing all cars look the same.
00:39:48I like Hammond, who...
00:39:49What's happened to Hammond recently, by the way?
00:39:50He's got very...
00:39:51In what way?
00:39:52He looks like...
00:39:53Imagine if you asked a very girly girl to decorate a scarecrow.
00:39:55That's what Hammond looked like.
00:39:56Somebody's bought him an outfit.
00:39:57I don't know.
00:39:58I don't know.
00:39:59I don't know.
00:40:00I don't know.
00:40:01I don't know.
00:40:02I don't know.
00:40:03I don't know.
00:40:04I don't know.
00:40:05I don't know.
00:40:06It's a very girly girl to decorate a scarecrow.
00:40:08That's what Hammond looked like.
00:40:09Somebody's bought him an Adam and the Ants video.
00:40:11He's wearing a necklace.
00:40:12All the time...
00:40:13He's standing...
00:40:14...and a liver.
00:40:15Does he think he's on his gap year or something?
00:40:17I mean, at least, mate, you know he's going to be dull before you see him.
00:40:21I don't much like Jonathan Ross.
00:40:23He's much too flamboyant for me.
00:40:24He didn't like that too.
00:40:25So...
00:40:26But listen...
00:40:27I'm changing the subject.
00:40:28Pink Thunderbird.
00:40:29I like my...
00:40:30It's coral pink, and I love convertibles.
00:40:32If it's not waning, even if it's arctic, I will have...
00:40:35I will have I mean in the snow I had my roof down and just tell me when you're driving along then and people can see that
00:40:39It's you and everything good and people are appreciative or do they say other things. I love it. Oh, I was a
00:40:47The other ones you've got you've got a Messerschmitt and a bubble car
00:40:49Is that too the tiger Messerschmitt is the one which has got the seat behind each other
00:40:53Yeah, and it's like a two-stroke engine
00:40:54I think but it's really weird because if you want to go in reverse the way you use the car versus you put press the key
00:40:59And when you do the ignition
00:41:00I think the solenoid drops at the back and so you can go in fourth gear in reverse
00:41:04You can you can go to like 50 miles now in reverse in something which is like a kind of wheel like a lunchbox
00:41:10We've got kids, you know family and all that there's nothing in that list where you say come on kids
00:41:15I'll take you to school in there
00:41:16No, no the one we use for the family is the car
00:41:18We've had the longest which is we've got a Toyota Previa that we bought secondhand 12 years ago
00:41:23And we've had any number of kind of scrapes in it the dogs have been sick in here people have dropped drinks everywhere
00:41:28I think my wife did a wee once on a long journey
00:41:30We've all done it. I was saying to the other day, you know, what's the brilliant idea?
00:41:35We should get together and get some business go see the dragons if you had a car seat that you can have one way when you're on a long journey
00:41:41Pull out a little thing there's a party underneath then when you go along press a button little panel opens up underneath the cart
00:41:47Like on a plane drops the poo in the way out on the motorway
00:41:49Or outside someone's house you don't like
00:41:55Anyway, I think we've managed to get through the interview part of the interview quite well without too much of a problem
00:41:59Thank Allah for that
00:42:03That's fine. That's all right. That's positive. That's all-encompassing. That's multicultural
00:42:07If you do have a problem write to us at Jonathan Ross ITV
00:42:10So we get on now of course to your lap yes now the last time you here you got lost no no
00:42:19I didn't get us I was was I stopped at the hammerhead when I was because I couldn't all right because there was no one there to give
00:42:27Directions and the tracker disappeared under a large let's call it a lake shall we it was a very rainy day a lake had appeared and I went
00:42:34Apparently went over the line, but I think because you're clearly threatened by me the alpha male you took time off me for that reason
00:42:41You've got that arthritis in your finger. I don't know this is a story tragic for my youth
00:42:45I chopped the top of my finger off when I was two because my mum had gone out to borrow food from the neighbors
00:42:50This sounds so bleak and poverty-ridden. I'm sure my youth was
00:42:53I apparently crawled to the bin and got a can of beans out and then sliced my finger off on the top
00:42:59And you see the stitch marks if you look closely
00:43:01Let's see this I did mine skiing in San Moritz
00:43:08Anyway, who would like to see Jonathan's lap?
00:43:12Let's have a look
00:43:15Oh, I say we are determined. Is that a good start? Is that a good start?
00:43:19I think Clarkson arranges bad weather for me
00:43:23Here we go into the first corner
00:43:26Still going around it
00:43:28Is that good? I can't tell still well, it's not very fast, but sometimes
00:43:33New to turning nice and breaking now, baby
00:43:37Sometimes when a car looks slow it is actually quite fast
00:43:42Boom third up
00:43:45Here we go. You've slowed that footage down. This is very looks very slow through here
00:43:50That's a good corner
00:43:51That's good corner. That's where you got lost last time. You've done well. You've managed to get out of it
00:43:55Come on. I think here I was trying to go to third and I went into fifth
00:43:59Showboating
00:44:00Fourth
00:44:01I've got the wrong gear
00:44:02Fourth sounds about right that fifth there
00:44:05That's pretty good
00:44:06This is better
00:44:07And missed the tires
00:44:10Whoa
00:44:10I think the reason you look slow is because you are quite slow
00:44:16Where are you going now?
00:44:17He told me to do that
00:44:18Stig told me to do that
00:44:19He wouldn't tell you what?
00:44:20They're on the grass
00:44:21That was
00:44:22He's lost again
00:44:23I didn't want to miss the opportunity to see the greenery
00:44:27There you go
00:44:28Across the line
00:44:29Is that my best one?
00:44:32It's a combination of various shots to illustrate your driving style
00:44:35Look it's harder than it looks
00:44:37It is harder than it looks
00:44:39It isn't easy
00:44:40What did I do last time though?
00:44:41I bet I've beaten my last time
00:44:43Because I was low last time
00:44:44Thank you
00:44:45You were really low last time
00:44:46A terrible crushing injustice
00:44:47Let's just do it
00:44:47Okay, last time you're here
00:44:49You did it in one minute
00:44:5157 seconds
00:44:52Which would have put you about here
00:44:53Yeah
00:44:54But there was a lot slower that card
00:44:55This is a faster card
00:44:57Oh yeah
00:44:57One minute 57
00:44:59This time you did it
00:45:01One minute
00:45:0249 dead
00:45:07Yes
00:45:08And that is a big improvement
00:45:09I'm up here with Jeff Goldblum
00:45:11That's pretty good
00:45:14Yes
00:45:14Thank you
00:45:15And you were in the works
00:45:16That's good
00:45:17I'm pleased with that
00:45:18That's pretty good
00:45:19You have improved massively
00:45:22You're still quite slow
00:45:23I did better though
00:45:24Didn't I?
00:45:24You did better
00:45:25But the thing is
00:45:26We also have another little bit of footage
00:45:28Uh oh
00:45:28Just to demonstrate that Jonathan
00:45:30You're not really a car man
00:45:32Well listen no
00:45:33I know how to drive
00:45:34No I don't think you do
00:45:36Nor does it
00:45:37It seems
00:45:38Do you know how to get out of a car?
00:45:39Oh no
00:45:40This is too impossible to get out
00:45:41Would you like to see Jonathan
00:45:42Trying to get out of a car?
00:45:44I wonder why
00:45:45I wonder why they made me pull over there to climb out
00:45:47Now here we go
00:45:47Is Jonathan getting out of the car?
00:45:50I broke it
00:45:53Well something
00:45:53It's hard to get out of a car like that and you've put things in the way
00:46:11Say no to any race involving a driver check or indeed any race
00:46:15I want to come back and try and slowly crawl up that pole of yours
00:46:18Oh god this show won't be running that long
00:46:20It's been fantastic having you back
00:46:23It's lovely being back
00:46:24Ladies and gentlemen
00:46:25Jonathan Ross
00:46:26Thank you very much
00:46:27Thank you
00:46:28Great fun
00:46:29Thank you
00:46:29Thank you very much
00:46:30You're very kind
00:46:31As always
00:46:31Thank you
00:46:32Thank you
00:46:33Thank you
00:46:33Thank you
00:46:34Thank you
00:46:34Thank you
00:46:35Thank you
00:46:35Thank you
00:46:36Thank you
00:46:37Thank you
00:46:38Thank you
00:46:38Thank you
00:46:39Thank you
00:46:39Right
00:46:40Back to the main story
00:46:42We've had a letter from a leading light in the Albanian mafia
00:46:45Asking us to find out which is best
00:46:47A Rolls, a Merc or a Yugo
00:46:50Which for complicated reasons Jeremy is using as a Bentley
00:46:54Yeah
00:46:54And he would not stop moaning about it
00:46:57Well you wouldn't stop moaning about our interest in history
00:46:59Yeah um good point there word to the wise never go on a trip with two old men who keep getting all teary-eyed about the Cold War
00:47:07Yeah never go on a trip anywhere with someone who believes the whole world should be like Birmingham
00:47:12It's market day obviously it's nice
00:47:25Turkey a wheelbarrow and shovel home balls and lettuce
00:47:31These little tiny patches of land each with a little tiny house on it and people farming it
00:47:35Is that to do with communism?
00:47:39He is the stupidest man in the world
00:47:41I assume it is
00:47:46Boom
00:47:47I'm seeing control towers over there
00:47:50I want to go and play on a Cold War airfield
00:47:55Oh no
00:47:56The airfield was abandoned
00:48:00So assuming straight line speed would be important to a mafia boss
00:48:04We lined the cars up on the runway
00:48:07For a drag race
00:48:08This is pure Mercedes territory we're in now
00:48:13Because the S-Class might have the smallest engine of the three a mere six litres
00:48:17But that twin turbocharged V12 belts out 604 brake horsepower and 737 torques
00:48:26On paper Hammond is right the Mercedes ought to monster it but the Rolls-Royce does have 563 bhp and it has eight gears where the Mercedes has only five so this will stay on the power better
00:48:44Anybody's race this
00:48:46Well not anyone's
00:48:48Can I have a push?
00:48:51Can I have a push?
00:48:56This is not customary is it?
00:48:58Well I just want to get it going and then we'll have the race
00:49:00Yeah
00:49:02No come on put you back into it
00:49:04Right get out of the-
00:49:06What is gone?
00:49:08Ha ha ha ha
00:49:09They weren't expecting me to do that
00:49:12What kind of drag race is that?
00:49:15Now come on Bentley come on we have the advantage
00:49:18Give me a gear right
00:49:21Three
00:49:23Two
00:49:24One
00:49:26One
00:49:26One
00:49:27One
00:49:28One
00:49:29Whoa
00:49:29God that Mercedes is
00:49:32Look at that
00:49:33And this thing is unbelievably fast
00:49:35One hundred kph
00:49:40Bentley's now up to a hundred and fifty
00:49:45Holy moly
00:49:48Two hundred and forty kilometres an hour
00:49:50Hundred and fifty three, four, five, six, seven
00:50:00Two hundred and sixty kilometres an hour
00:50:07That is actually quite a big adrenaline here
00:50:11Quite interesting runway here is um
00:50:14got crazy paving and some of the slabs are mined so they can be detonated should Albania
00:50:19be invaded by a country that wants it some watermelons to do seventy now
00:50:28With the drag race done i thought we should move on but i'd forgotten i was on tour with brezhnev and khrushchev
00:50:35James you are in for a surprise oh bloody hell
00:50:44oh god oh god those are mig 15s this is astonishing that's a 19 look at that
00:50:53i mean there's a lot of migs here really a lot of migs
00:50:57the drag race has murdered it
00:51:09but come on shut that let's look at this i've never been in a better place to let an engine cool
00:51:15oh
00:51:16so these are mig 15th yeah that's a 19 is that this is a 19 yeah well while those two are reliving their
00:51:24cold war fantasies let me talk you through some of the features of the s-class for a start i can
00:51:29adjust the seat sides down here the backrest sides the lumber overall the lumber cushioning the shoulders
00:51:37then i access the massage menu because i have a choice slow and gentle slow and vigorous fast and
00:51:42gentle or fast and vigorous oh it's got to the ejector seat handles are where your right shin is
00:51:50this is just honestly i've never been anywhere Albania it's like a museum it is opening the boot
00:51:56lid it can be done with the key fob or it can be done remotely from within the car but you don't want to
00:52:01just open it because how far do you want your boot lid to open i can set it here to open this much
00:52:08or a little bit wider assuming this room obviously back in the scrapyard james was starting to get
00:52:15boring see i think the 17 is interesting because it points to a lot of nascent developments in
00:52:20aerodynamics around that time when transonic and supersonic flight was only a tu-15 it's a two-seater
00:52:26version of the mig-15 from the korean war but i believe that will have been built in china
00:52:30the relationship between china and russia broke down and the chinese started making
00:52:34copy-engineered mig-15s but the flaps still work ailerons dear boy
00:52:42after james's interesting lecture i turned my attention back to the morsair
00:52:49i don't know that this new bentley is going to catch on with bentley's traditional customer base
00:52:55kerry katona jordan peter andre john terry brian klein wayne rooney colleen rooney and so on
00:53:05but would it be perfect for a leading light in the albanian mafia or would he prefer one of the others
00:53:14we realized we didn't know so that night james and i dreamed up one more test and then in the bar
00:53:20we explained it to hammond what do you mean we're going to rob a bank it's a great test
00:53:27we rob a bank okay use our three cars as the getaway cars the ones that get away from the police and
00:53:34onto the ferry and back to corfu are good cars if you're caught by the police and you spend the next
00:53:4040 years in jail the wrong car and you know what to blame but bentley might suddenly come good no it won't
00:53:47the next morning we found a bank full of money and robbed it going for a stroll look normal look
00:53:56normal look normal yep take the look it's the quickest oh god hammond hammond there we are completely
00:54:06normal right right rolls it is seatbelt safety
00:54:18you utter
00:54:28what a pair of utter utter cars
00:54:34where's the time to surrender i want surrender oh is it a crossing not not ideal take your time
00:54:40chub why not i would surrender surrender this way that's the first time ever in history someone
00:54:50escaping from a bank job has asked directions right can we make it to the ferry to corfu without being
00:54:57caught police police
00:55:00oh come on
00:55:14come on why did we rob a bank at rush hour hammond
00:55:18yeah why didn't we just use a cash point like everyone else undercut yes
00:55:25meanwhile in the mulzan i can't see a bloody thing come on
00:55:38oh crikey it's the albanian rosas
00:55:48really annoying me now keeps dropping down how do women wear tights
00:55:55oh squeezing squeezing they're getting closer eventually the road began to open out
00:56:03right go go go go go go everything you've got old roller come on move
00:56:18don't pull out
00:56:25it's true how a bank robber lives to be beyond 25 years old i don't know because it is stressy
00:56:34in a bentley it's very stressy
00:56:43the heat's all over me
00:56:48come on bentley
00:56:49climbing climbing climbing climbing he is poor
00:56:58big drop annoyingly on the damp switchback road albania's 5-0 could keep up
00:57:04it rolls a bit more than the bird
00:57:09god it's like i'm escaping a bed i might fall out
00:57:14it's got the power but then you get to a corner and this is a biggie see front's gone
00:57:19any curve any dampness and you're whoa
00:57:29Mercifully, though, the road soon straightened out,
00:57:37which meant Hammond and I could absolutely fly.
00:57:41Go, go, go, go, go!
00:57:45Oh!
00:57:47What a machine!
00:57:49Yes! Oh, like it!
00:57:51It's faster than I was expecting this, Ronald.
00:57:55It is genuinely jaw-dropping, this thing.
00:57:59Oh, it feels so fast!
00:58:06I think I just got air in a Rolls-Royce. I think I did.
00:58:10For James, though, things weren't going so well.
00:58:14They're gaining. They're gaining.
00:58:17No!
00:58:19Ah! Catastrophic, huh?
00:58:23Up front, Richard and I had left the Rossers far behind.
00:58:29The ferry is near now!
00:58:32Good car, this.
00:58:34Not as good as my Merc, but a good car nonetheless.
00:58:38This is the getaway car of the century.
00:58:42If you are a leading light in the Albanian Mafia, look no further.
00:58:47Eventually, we made it to the ferry terminal and could taste the freedom.
00:58:57Go!
00:58:57Just go!
00:58:58Hang on, shall we wait for James?
00:59:02But James was in big trouble,
00:59:04because the cars chasing us had stopped and formed a roadblock.
00:59:07You'll never save me alive, copper.
00:59:16I'll see you in Spain, lads.
00:59:18Move, chop, go!
00:59:26Ugh!
00:59:26Come on!
00:59:41See you, James.
00:59:42It probably didn't hurt much.
00:59:43So James May's dad anyway
00:59:58We must now
01:00:00Choose which of the cars is best. Yes, I suppose we must. I mean I prefer the Merc definitely
01:00:05I know that the the late James may prefer the Rolls Royce
01:00:08Yeah, very clear and as the Bentley is plainly rubbish. I think you have the casting vote if you were a leading light of the Albanian Mafia
01:00:16Which car would you buy? Well if I was a leading light in the Albanian Mafia, I wouldn't buy either of them
01:00:22Good point. Yes, good point. Okay, which do you prefer?
01:00:24I'm minded to say the Rolls Royce
01:00:27But the problem is if you have one of these one day
01:00:30You will pull up at a set of lights and the long side will slide Simon Cowell in his bigger Phantom and he'll go
01:00:38I know what you mean because be honest you would only buy the ghost because you couldn't afford the Phantom
01:00:43I know because I don't want that. I'd have the Mercedes. Yes. It's not really a bombshell. Is it?
01:00:49James's death is a bombshell. That's an inconvenience. Yes, that's true. So on that inconvenience
01:00:54It's time to end. Thank you so much for watching. See you next week. Good night
01:00:58But not we're heading into the Arctic with Bruce Perry here on BBC HD tonight at 10
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