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The first part of the Burma (Myanmar) Special follows the trio as they traverse harsh terrain in their customized trucks on a quest to reach the River Kwai. Along the way, they face mechanical failures, extreme conditions, and unpredictable roads.
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00:00:00MUSIC
00:00:19Say hello. Hello, everybody.
00:00:21Thank you very much. Thank you.
00:00:24Big welcome.
00:00:26Huh?
00:00:27Big welcome.
00:00:29Thank you and welcome.
00:00:31Welcome to what is a very special show,
00:00:34because it is our Christmas special.
00:00:38Yeah, and this year it's a little bit different.
00:00:41Yeah, because it's actually the middle of March.
00:00:43It is, yeah.
00:00:44Right, the main reason it's a little bit different
00:00:46is because our producers have told us
00:00:48that we should try our hands at long-distance lorry driving.
00:00:52Literally, my idea of heaven.
00:00:55Yeah, they told us each to buy a truck
00:00:58and report with it to what the BBC calls
00:01:01the Republic of the Union of Myanmar.
00:01:04But everybody else calls it Burma.
00:01:07Burma.
00:01:18The meeting point was a giant parade ground
00:01:20in the middle of the old capital city, Rangoon.
00:01:25and I was the first to arrive.
00:01:38I've bought a stereo.
00:01:40I have a speaker system here in the roof.
00:01:43The passenger seat has been replaced with a subwoofer
00:01:47and there are two amps with a combined power of 2,300 watts.
00:01:53And the best thing is, included in the price was this comb
00:01:57and an entire lorry.
00:02:01It was built in 1959 or 1976.
00:02:11People are a bit hazy on that.
00:02:12What we do know for sure is that Isuzu made the mud flaps,
00:02:16which is odd because it says Mitsubishi on the axles.
00:02:20Ooh!
00:02:22Is that James?
00:02:23It is James!
00:02:29Didn't really call that for a lorry.
00:02:35Morning.
00:02:36Van, mate.
00:02:38What?
00:02:39We had to bring lorries.
00:02:40That is a lorry.
00:02:41A van.
00:02:42Technically it's a crane, actually.
00:02:43I've bought a crane.
00:02:44Oh, is that what that is?
00:02:45Look at that.
00:02:46A crane, two winches, hydraulic rams, legs
00:02:50and it had the latest in high-tech dashboards.
00:02:55That's a mess.
00:02:56No.
00:02:57Isn't this going to drive your OCD mad?
00:02:59Well, I've put labels on things, you know,
00:03:01corresponding to what I think they do.
00:03:03What's that?
00:03:04I've got one of those in my lorry.
00:03:05I don't know.
00:03:06I've had to put a question mark on it.
00:03:07Mine is a sports lorry.
00:03:09Straight six, rear-wheel drive, twin exhaust.
00:03:13BMW 325i and this.
00:03:16Almost identical.
00:03:18Banging stereo.
00:03:20Really?
00:03:21Seriously.
00:03:23Do you want to hear it?
00:03:25Not really.
00:03:26I expect it to start.
00:03:36Anyway, I'm sure that won't become annoying at all.
00:03:38I need to ask you a question.
00:03:40What?
00:03:41Why are you wearing a tie?
00:03:42Because I'm a modern lorry driver and modern lorry drivers are crisp and sharp.
00:03:47The days are over when you simply turned up with a glove box full of strong pornography and egg on your vest.
00:03:55At this point, Hammond arrived with a glove box full of strong pornography and egg on his vest.
00:04:01Ahem.
00:04:02What do you think?
00:04:03What is it?
00:04:04A lorry or a Hindu temple?
00:04:05This has been extensively modded.
00:04:08How did it?
00:04:09Not just the visual improvements.
00:04:10They are significant.
00:04:11The lights, the little sturdy things.
00:04:14But, note.
00:04:15Oh, God.
00:04:16All of that favour arrangement, right?
00:04:18It's a farm truck.
00:04:19Yeah.
00:04:20And that's so it can accommodate those low-density big loads.
00:04:23Oh, big loads of what?
00:04:24Well, crops.
00:04:25What crop?
00:04:26Here, in Burma.
00:04:27Home of the Golden Triangle.
00:04:28Hey.
00:04:29No.
00:04:30Or turnips.
00:04:31No.
00:04:32Kale.
00:04:33No, heroin.
00:04:34That's all they really grow here.
00:04:35You bought a heroin lorry.
00:04:36It's a lot of heroin in there, wouldn't you?
00:04:38Hammond, it's...
00:04:39This seat...
00:04:40Yeah.
00:04:41Is...
00:04:42Well, let's be honest, it's a church pew.
00:04:43Yeah.
00:04:44It looks like the sort of railway carriage that Agatha Christie went about in.
00:04:47Let's have a look at what we've got.
00:04:48James has bought a van.
00:04:50Has he parked it a long way away or is it that small?
00:04:53As we were admiring the paintwork on Jeremy's lorry, our challenge arrived.
00:04:59Oh, I'm quite excited, actually, come to think of it, cos, I mean, we're here with these.
00:05:06In 1943, British, Australian and Dutch prisoners of war were forced by their Japanese captors
00:05:13to build the Burma railway across South East Asia.
00:05:17Their efforts and their suffering were immortalised in the film Bridge on the River Kwai.
00:05:22That's what you're going to do.
00:05:24You're going to build a river bridge which is strong enough to support the weight of your
00:05:29lorries.
00:05:30I don't know anything about bridge building.
00:05:33Build a bridge?
00:05:34How big a bridge are we going to have to build?
00:05:36Yeah, how big it is?
00:05:37How much does yours weigh?
00:05:38About a thousand tonnes.
00:05:39I'm afraid it gets worse.
00:05:41You know they said long-distance lorry driving?
00:05:43Yeah.
00:05:44The only trouble is that you have to drive to the river in question, which is in Thailand.
00:05:51Well, the River Kwai is not in Thailand.
00:05:53Yes, it is.
00:05:54The River Kwai is in Thailand.
00:05:55Is it?
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:57No, no.
00:05:58I promise you, the River Kwai.
00:05:59Everyone thinks it's Burma.
00:06:00It isn't.
00:06:01It's Thailand.
00:06:02So, we're going to go and build a bridge over the River Kwai.
00:06:05Like Alec Guinness.
00:06:06I don't know how to build a bridge.
00:06:09In high spirits, the journey began.
00:06:20We are off.
00:06:22Oh, yeah.
00:06:28We worked out that the most sensible way of getting to the river was to head right across
00:06:33Burma to its northernmost border crossing with Thailand.
00:06:39On this epic 1,200-mile journey, we would find strange new cities with no-one in them.
00:06:46Cross mountain ranges straight out of Jurassic Park, fought disease-filled rivers,
00:06:52and attend a party which made the scene at the end of Apocalypse Now look like a quiet night in.
00:06:59And we'd have to do it all in lorries which, right at the start, weren't really working properly.
00:07:05For our gauges, nothing works. Nothing at all. Not one of them. Not fuel gauge, oil, oil pressure, charge, vacuum, temperature. Nothing works.
00:07:18Nothing works.
00:07:21Oh, what a bum.
00:07:24Ah, that's not it.
00:07:26There's no synchromash on this gearbox, so when you go from third to second or whatever, you have to go...
00:07:33Oh, bloody door. A double D clutch.
00:07:36Like that.
00:07:38Totally smoother.
00:07:40Oh, I can't get up, I can't get up.
00:07:42Oh!
00:07:47Oh, God.
00:07:49How fast am I going?
00:07:51I don't know, speedo doesn't work.
00:07:54Oh, by giddy art, the ride is shocking.
00:07:58Argh!
00:08:00Possibly a bit of play in the steering.
00:08:03Let me talk you through my brakes.
00:08:07Um, they don't really work.
00:08:09I've got three centimetres of pebble travel where nothing happens,
00:08:13and then a millimetre, and it all happens when the wheels lock up.
00:08:19There's no handbrake, and I'm not being stupid. I've looked everywhere.
00:08:22There isn't a psss one, there isn't a hand one, there isn't a switch.
00:08:26And, on top of the mechanical problems, we had to deal with Rangoon's pedestrians.
00:08:34Stop wandering about in the road.
00:08:39Whoa, a grandad's just walked by the child right underneath your lorry.
00:08:43Whoa, somebody else just did it.
00:08:46Pedestrians have no concept of traffic. None at all.
00:08:51And there was another issue.
00:08:55One of the reasons that driving here is so difficult
00:09:00is because everybody, as you can see, has right-hand drive cars,
00:09:05but they drive on the right.
00:09:07Whoa!
00:09:09And this is because, for 46 years, Burma was run by a chap called General Neh Nguyen,
00:09:15who was a proper lunatic.
00:09:17He was guided mostly either by his dreams or by his astrologist.
00:09:25One morning, he woke up and he thought,
00:09:29my country is slipping too far to the left politically,
00:09:33so I shall correct this by forcing everybody to drive
00:09:37on the right-hand side of the road.
00:09:40This makes life particularly difficult for bus passengers.
00:09:44In a minute, we'll see a bus pulled up at the side of the road,
00:09:48at a bus stop.
00:09:50But all the people will be getting out into the road
00:09:52because the bus used to go on the left, so the door's on.
00:09:55That's just complete madness.
00:09:59You may be wondering why, today, people don't buy
00:10:03left-hand-drive cars.
00:10:05And if I'm honest, I'm wondering that as well.
00:10:11Our worst problem, however, was that James was navigating.
00:10:16James, can I say, this can't be right.
00:10:20Sorry!
00:10:22Sorry!
00:10:23Oh, God.
00:10:24How does James ever land his aeroplane where he wants to be?
00:10:31Right. Should be this way.
00:10:34It wasn't.
00:10:36Oh, well, I ain't even fit down there.
00:10:44Mind that sign on your right, Hammers.
00:10:47Oh, this is ridiculously tight.
00:10:50As I sorted out some compensation for the damaged fruit...
00:10:56Oh, I see. It was not enough.
00:10:58Hammond was discovering, for the very first time,
00:11:01the problems of being tall.
00:11:03Hold on a second. These wires are...
00:11:05These are too low.
00:11:07Oh, God.
00:11:09But I'm thinking, if I crane out...
00:11:13It's only this one, isn't it?
00:11:14Yeah, lift that, you come underneath, I'll drop it on you,
00:11:17and then it'll just slide along your rails.
00:11:19Do it!
00:11:21How about...
00:11:23five crisp English pounds?
00:11:27Keep coming.
00:11:29Keep coming.
00:11:35I haven't been electrocuted yet.
00:11:36I haven't been electrocuted yet.
00:11:38Still haven't been electrocuted.
00:11:43I don't like it!
00:11:44Oh!
00:11:45Everyone's gonna die!
00:11:46Oh, why'd you...
00:11:47Whoa!
00:11:48You've ripped a hole in the top of my truck!
00:11:50James?
00:11:52Oh, why'd you...
00:11:53Whoa!
00:11:54Your lorry's moving, James.
00:11:56You've winched yourself into my lorry.
00:11:58Look at your handbrake, Bob.
00:11:59It hasn't got a handbrake.
00:12:01Could mean it hasn't got a handbrake.
00:12:02It hasn't got a handbrake.
00:12:04We were causing chaos.
00:12:12It's broken.
00:12:22Whoa!
00:12:23What was that?
00:12:25James, I've got a headache.
00:12:26I've never concentrated this hard!
00:12:33Sorry.
00:12:34I don't think it'll go through there, mate.
00:12:39Oh, sorry.
00:12:41Sorry.
00:12:45Still, the good news is we've done two miles.
00:12:47Mercifully, we eventually broke free from the narrow streets.
00:12:56I'm in agony.
00:12:58Left foot with endless gear check.
00:13:00Oh!
00:13:02Reverse.
00:13:06Oh!
00:13:07Hang on a minute.
00:13:08If I engage the low range, then I can put it in third gear and basically leave it there all day.
00:13:18Aha!
00:13:20How brilliant is this?
00:13:23Oh, yeah.
00:13:25No more gear changing.
00:13:26It doesn't feel very low range to me.
00:13:32What is it if it isn't a low range gearbox?
00:13:37Oh, my God!
00:13:41My truck has split in half.
00:13:54After I had explained to Jeremy that he'd bought a tipper lorry, I then had to deal with C.W. McCaw on the CB radio.
00:14:07Hey, James.
00:14:09Hello.
00:14:11I've got it.
00:14:13You've got it?
00:14:15Yeah, my handle.
00:14:17I'm going to be called Fighting Peacock.
00:14:20Can I just abbreviate that to cock?
00:14:22What are you going to be?
00:14:24I thought I'd be James, because that's my name.
00:14:27Fighting Peacock.
00:14:32On the outskirts of Rangoon, we came across a memorial to the 27,000 Commonwealth soldiers who died here in the Second World War.
00:14:41It was a timely reminder that the Bridge on the River Kwai was rather more than a Sunday afternoon movie.
00:14:50A hefty Japanese sergeant moved into position, lifted his pick handle and delivered a blow across Smith's back that would have laid out a bull.
00:15:00All the thugs now set to in earnest. Soon little could be seen but the rise and fall of pick-helves above the heads of the group.
00:15:08And there were sickening thugs as blows went home on the squirming, kicking body, periodically pulled back onto its feet only to be knocked down again.
00:15:15Bill Smith cried out repeatedly that he was 50 years of age, appealing for mercy but to no array.
00:15:28The tragedy is that all of those 27,000 men died fighting for the liberation of Burma.
00:15:35Straight after the war, Britain got rid of it and then it fell into the hands of a tin-pot dictator and mystic Meg.
00:15:46With James still map-reading, we headed out into the countryside, where we hoped the driving would be less stressful.
00:15:53That's my first lock-up, total lock-up.
00:16:09I've lost second gear, there it is.
00:16:12Jeremy, that was overtaking you. He's mad.
00:16:15Yeah, look, I can't. I'm trying to change gear.
00:16:26The miles and the hours rolled by.
00:16:40Ow! Ow!
00:16:42Knee! Ow!
00:16:45I'm sitting on a church pew, for God's sake!
00:16:48My knee.
00:16:50Oh!
00:16:52Ow! Ow!
00:16:53Knee!
00:16:54Ow!
00:16:58That is the going down of the sun.
00:17:02It's fabulous. Look at that.
00:17:13However, when the sun had finished going down, things weren't so fabulous.
00:17:22That girl on that bike is just invisible.
00:17:26There's a moped there with no lights on, and a bicycle there with no lights on, and I can't really see them, because my headlights are, well, they're glow worms in jam jars.
00:17:44Can you see anything, Hammond?
00:17:46Not a thing. Literally just my own stupid reflection in my windscreen.
00:17:57Jeez.
00:17:59I'm so frightened of running over a pedestrian, I'm not even worried about my knee any more.
00:18:10Whoa!
00:18:12The local attitude to headlights would appear to be full beam or off.
00:18:24There you go, a lorry with one central headlamp.
00:18:27So you think it's a motorbike until the last second, and then, no, it's a massive truck!
00:18:39Oh, bloody tired.
00:18:42I've now been driving today for exactly 12 hours.
00:18:46That would be illegal in Britain.
00:18:49But we are now very close to the overnight hotel.
00:18:52Two agonising hours later, we've reached it.
00:19:12Ningalaba.
00:19:14Do you know what? This is like a trucker's place.
00:19:17Are we staying here?
00:19:19The producers said yes, and that our room was upstairs.
00:19:24Oh, it's not so bad.
00:19:26Is it not so bad?
00:19:28Yeah.
00:19:48Oh, God.
00:19:59Worst night's sleep in history.
00:20:01It wasn't sleep.
00:20:03This lot.
00:20:05What were they doing?
00:20:10That.
00:20:12Look what I've done.
00:20:13It's a leg brace, so I'll change gear.
00:20:18So it supports my knee.
00:20:22Let me just move on and erase it.
00:20:25You know those ice road truckers?
00:20:27They're always going, well, you've got a real tough job, you know, thick and sharp.
00:20:32Because I don't suspect that the ice road truckers have to sleep like this chap here.
00:20:36Look at him.
00:20:42Before leaving, I checked the map to see how far we'd come.
00:20:46No.
00:20:48No.
00:20:50Here?
00:20:52You sure?
00:20:54He's here?
00:20:55Show me.
00:20:57Hammond?
00:20:59This is where we begin.
00:21:01We're heading for here, or up here, around here.
00:21:03So where do you think we are, then, on this road?
00:21:05No.
00:21:07We're here.
00:21:09You know that fork when we left Rangoon, when James went left, all of yesterday, we drove up here. What was it? 14, 15 hours?
00:21:29Yeah, but...
00:21:31You're on the way to Bangladesh.
00:21:35James suggested we go all the way back to Rangoon and start again.
00:21:40But I fired him as navigator and said we should take a small road over the hills to get back on course.
00:21:50This would mean driving deep into the sticks.
00:21:53Seems to be a bit of a tradition here for riding on a lorry rather than necessarily in it.
00:22:03I've just seen three or four blokes on the top of the cab of a lorry.
00:22:08So if he breaks suddenly...
00:22:12We all get run over, I suppose.
00:22:16Still, could be worse.
00:22:19Whoa.
00:22:23I'm not a young man and I'm not a fit man, I'll be honest.
00:22:29And I am suffering in here. This ride is really brutal.
00:22:34Now, the problem is...
00:22:36...that the sports lorry was designed to work for a living.
00:22:39It was designed to have five or six tonnes of stuff in the back.
00:22:43And without that weight, it's just bouncing all over the place.
00:22:48Obviously, I didn't want to admit this to my colleagues.
00:22:51So, when we stopped for tea, I tried discreetly to rectify the problem.
00:22:59Ha!
00:23:04Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:23:06He's putting bricks in the back of his truck to weigh down and improve the ride, doesn't he?
00:23:10Let me see.
00:23:12He doesn't need a lot of bricks.
00:23:14Having come to the same conclusion, I decided to borrow James's complicated crane.
00:23:22I can't stand watching this.
00:23:23Right.
00:23:24What the hell's happening?
00:23:25I can't stand watching this.
00:23:26Right.
00:23:27I'll go see a little bit more.
00:23:30What the hell's happening?
00:23:33Right.
00:23:50What the hell's happening?
00:23:52What have you done, you moron?
00:23:55I think you've actually caught your own lorry.
00:23:59Stop! Help!
00:24:03Save the day.
00:24:10Hi, there. Stop!
00:24:12Put it down. You'll break the gym off the crane.
00:24:16That is lack of my lorry.
00:24:17Well, I've just saved the day by tipping my lorry up.
00:24:21Those bricks have fallen out and the handbrake's not on.
00:24:23What have you done?
00:24:26It is on.
00:24:28At this point, I opted for a less high-tech solution.
00:24:33Yeah.
00:24:38And after they'd loaded a tonne of bricks in the back,
00:24:41there was a noticeable difference.
00:24:46It's not perfect, but it's a hell of a lot better.
00:24:50If I put more weights in, it'll be even more comfortable.
00:24:53So, at the next village, I bought some of the region's special seeds.
00:25:02What's he doing?
00:25:05He thinks he's bought some heroin.
00:25:07I have.
00:25:08See?
00:25:08I have bought heroin.
00:25:10It's rice.
00:25:11It isn't rice.
00:25:11This is rice.
00:25:12This is rice.
00:25:13Richard Hammond, trust me on this, on the streets of London,
00:25:18this has a value of Β£12 million.
00:25:24No, mate.
00:25:26On the shelves of Tesco, that has a value of about fibre.
00:25:29It's not rice.
00:25:30Are you going to cut it with peas?
00:25:37With the heroin loaded, I found a heavy old tree stump
00:25:41and asked James to crane it on board as well.
00:25:45I'm so unbelievably happy.
00:25:47With the sports lorry fully loaded, it was transformed.
00:25:56Oh, yeah.
00:25:59First bump, I shan't even feel it, because the ride is sublime.
00:26:05The ride of a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
00:26:09However, on the hills, there was a bit of a downside.
00:26:15Hello, James and Richard.
00:26:17What?
00:26:20This is my new top speed.
00:26:23Oh, God, I thought we were stuck behind a moped.
00:26:25I couldn't see.
00:26:26Is this it?
00:26:28Yes.
00:26:30You're a right dipstick.
00:26:33Yes.
00:26:36And because the road was so narrow, we couldn't get past it.
00:26:40Uh-oh.
00:26:43Steep gradient there.
00:26:48Foot's hard down.
00:26:53Deary me, we're in trouble here.
00:26:55Oh, this is ridiculous.
00:26:57Hardly moving.
00:26:59No, we've had it.
00:27:09You're going to have to back up.
00:27:11I need a run-up for this bit.
00:27:13What?
00:27:14I can't...
00:27:14It won't go up this hill.
00:27:15You're going to have to back up.
00:27:17No.
00:27:17This hill's gone on for about a mile through hairpins.
00:27:20I'm not reversing back that.
00:27:21I'm just not.
00:27:22James, could you explain the situation to him?
00:27:23I can't go forwards.
00:27:27No, I can't back up either.
00:27:28A, Adam's in the way, and B, I can't be bothered.
00:27:32It's round bends.
00:27:33There's people on bikes.
00:27:34No.
00:27:37Well, there's only one thing for it, then.
00:27:39I have to lose weight.
00:27:40No, Jeremy, that's not...
00:27:49That's not the...
00:28:00You are a complete child.
00:28:02A petulant child.
00:28:04You wanted me to move out of your way.
00:28:12I am now able to move out of your way.
00:28:23Look at this.
00:28:24Yes!
00:28:27This lorry is now scampering up these hills.
00:28:30Yes, sir.
00:28:38Right.
00:28:39Well...
00:28:41On.
00:28:42To.
00:28:50Stopping to mend my tailgate allowed the others to catch up.
00:28:54And when they did, they weren't in the best of moons.
00:28:57I've got a new handle for you on the CV.
00:29:01It's called Selfish B******.
00:29:05And things didn't improve a few miles later,
00:29:08when the hill route I'd selected went a bit wrong.
00:29:15Your road is sort of not a road, is it?
00:29:18Let's be honest.
00:29:18It's not really a road here at all, we've got a ford.
00:29:29And here we go, into the water.
00:29:37Lots of wheelspin sliding badly.
00:29:39Oh, yes.
00:29:44The sports lorry is clear, it's through.
00:29:50It's time for the smug face.
00:29:55Mr. Slooley went next, in his van.
00:29:57That's quite clunky.
00:30:15It's wet.
00:30:16If something's stuck there, I can feel it.
00:30:18We'll break the front axle off.
00:30:20Hammond immediately rushed to May's aid.
00:30:23Ramming.
00:30:24Stop!
00:30:29James then tried to winch himself off,
00:30:31using Hammond's truck as a ground anchor.
00:30:36Ted Nugent and George Michael are helping one another out.
00:30:43After this failed, I tried to tow him clear.
00:30:46Three, two, one, now.
00:30:50But that didn't work either.
00:30:51Stop!
00:30:56He then decided to use his crane,
00:30:58which immediately broke.
00:31:04He really was stuck,
00:31:06so we were forced to take drastic action.
00:31:11Hammond and I have had a bit of a chat,
00:31:12and we are, um...
00:31:15Well, we're leaving him.
00:31:17He has bought a van that has no traction at all,
00:31:22no ability to work off-road,
00:31:24and now no hydraulics.
00:31:26So none of his tools work.
00:31:28You've got to be ruthless in these circumstances.
00:31:30With his crane, he was useful.
00:31:32Without it, it's just another mouth to feed.
00:31:37I settled in for another stint
00:31:40with the world's most cooperative gearbox.
00:31:43Oh, bollocks.
00:31:45Missed again.
00:31:47Nothing there.
00:31:49Nothing there. There it is.
00:31:51Mind you, on these twisty roads,
00:31:53life was even worse for Hammond.
00:31:55This is really annoying.
00:31:58Still, at least I was moving.
00:32:03The situation report.
00:32:05I've been rescued by a very helpful local man with his truck,
00:32:09so I don't know his name,
00:32:11and he's lent me this arc welder
00:32:13to repair the shaft that drives the pump
00:32:15that makes the crane work.
00:32:16With that done, my fellow knight of the road
00:32:26towed me back to firmer ground.
00:32:30And then we're free.
00:32:33I must remember to say 1,000 jezebus to this man.
00:32:39Miles ahead, in the advance party,
00:32:42we were really starting to climb.
00:32:45Oh, ho, ho!
00:32:47Wow!
00:32:51The views were stunning.
00:32:55And at the top of the hill,
00:32:57we pulled over for a bit of a look.
00:33:05You know, we always say that Italy is God's racetrack.
00:33:08Canada's his pantry.
00:33:10Germany's his workshop.
00:33:12That's his garden.
00:33:17Absolutely staggering.
00:33:20Captain Traction would have enjoyed this view very much.
00:33:24However...
00:33:33Bollocks.
00:33:42The local cloak with the digger is giving me a little leg up there.
00:33:54It's great, isn't it?
00:33:56This must be Buddhism in action.
00:33:59I might convert...
00:34:01from whatever I already have.
00:34:02Yeah.
00:34:04Very, very far ahead.
00:34:06Hammond and I had finally found the road we should have been on in the first place.
00:34:10We'll put it in the top here.
00:34:26There it is.
00:34:28How are ya?
00:34:30That sounds terrible.
00:34:32It's like being back in Spain.
00:34:36Nothing on it.
00:34:40Regrouped, we continued onwards.
00:34:43Our destination?
00:34:45Burma's brand-new capital city.
00:34:46De Pidor.
00:34:48Here, the producers had once again lined up a hovel for us to stay in.
00:35:02But we were hot, filthy and worn out.
00:35:05So we ignored them and headed for the best hotel in town.
00:35:12A flushing lavatory.
00:35:15Oh, rest my weary head.
00:35:18Having first filled it with gin.
00:35:23Oh, listen to that rain.
00:35:26Oh, it's a bit like a shower, shall we have it?
00:35:2930 seconds.
00:35:31Our only problem was that two of us weren't exactly dressed for a place like this.
00:35:38Let me do the talking.
00:35:40Evening, sir.
00:35:42Three rooms, please.
00:35:45Sorry to be...
00:35:47No more rooms, sir.
00:35:48The next morning, after another dreadful night, we decided enough was enough.
00:36:04And agreed we should modify our lorries to make them more suitable for our travels through Burma.
00:36:25So we found a workshop, hired some local help, toiled through the night.
00:36:30And the next morning, the job was done.
00:36:38Every modification I've made is inspired by my desire not to run over any of the locals.
00:36:44So it has, for example, Buddha looking down, a lucky elephant, the lucky owl, which is very important.
00:36:50It has better mirrors, better lights, and it's wearing a high visibility jacket.
00:36:54Yes, that is a you.
00:36:55What is the boiler in the back?
00:36:56Are you brewing beer?
00:36:58No, sadly, it's the water tank for the brake cooling system.
00:37:02What, like racing lorries have?
00:37:04Exactly like that.
00:37:05It sprays, I've got a little switch in the cab, sprays water on the drums, makes them more efficient downhill.
00:37:09I didn't think of that.
00:37:11What's the box?
00:37:13Air conditioning.
00:37:14What's that got to do with safety?
00:37:15Keeps me alert.
00:37:16Does it?
00:37:17Yes.
00:37:18And keeps him alert as well?
00:37:19Because he'll want to break it.
00:37:20Yes.
00:37:22Jeremy then showed us his work.
00:37:24Why would you not have a convertible lorry?
00:37:32This is raining.
00:37:33Look at it!
00:37:35It's quite good, actually.
00:37:36It's very good.
00:37:37Shelby striping.
00:37:38Yeah.
00:37:39Sports badging on the side.
00:37:41Living accommodation at the back.
00:37:42This is fashioned from lead and rhodium.
00:37:44Is it?
00:37:45Yes.
00:37:46For extra weight to improve my ride.
00:37:47Come back.
00:37:49Simple, crisp accommodation inside.
00:37:53Shelby bedding.
00:37:54And ebony wood floor.
00:37:56More weight.
00:37:58Come on.
00:37:59It looks brilliant.
00:38:01As it must be said, did Hammonds.
00:38:04Hammonds, you've got white walls.
00:38:06Oh, yeah.
00:38:07Yeah.
00:38:08The duckling has become a swan.
00:38:09Wow.
00:38:10Yeah.
00:38:11Check out the stacks.
00:38:13Please don't tell me they're exhausts.
00:38:14Yep.
00:38:15Both sides.
00:38:16Well, actually, funk, they are.
00:38:17Yep.
00:38:18There's a T-junction there.
00:38:19Hang on.
00:38:20You've made it even taller.
00:38:21I am.
00:38:22Bigger than it.
00:38:23It's better.
00:38:24It's better.
00:38:25But, come round about.
00:38:26Honestly, you did a little skip then.
00:38:27You did a skip.
00:38:28You must be very excited.
00:38:29I am very, very...
00:38:31What I have here, this is the bathroom area.
00:38:34Yeah.
00:38:35This is our Scottish shower.
00:38:37Where's the water come from?
00:38:38Ha-ha!
00:38:39Ha-ha!
00:38:40Yourself, there is, up the top, a reservoir.
00:38:42About so big, on my viewing gallery.
00:38:44Hammond, it's a bucket.
00:38:46It's a...
00:38:47It's a bucket.
00:38:48It's a remote reservoir.
00:38:49It's...
00:38:50And that is, right now, collecting beautiful, crisp, clean, fresh, invigorating rainwater.
00:38:55This is the kitchen area, with lino to reflect that.
00:38:57What's that?
00:38:58Over there is a wardrobe.
00:38:59There is a hammock with mosquito net built in.
00:39:01Drinks globe on the right.
00:39:03And Hammond wasn't finished.
00:39:06From up here, on a sunny evening, I can sit here as the sun goes down, gaze at the stars and enjoy a drink from my drinks globe.
00:39:13Do you take visitors?
00:39:14Yeah.
00:39:15I think he's going to have to, because something's just occurred to me.
00:39:18What?
00:39:19You haven't got any living accommodation.
00:39:21That's a very good point.
00:39:22Why have you forgotten it, you idiot?
00:39:24No, I haven't.
00:39:27Well, you have.
00:39:28Are you sleeping in the cab?
00:39:30Because it's not going to be comfortable.
00:39:31Let's see.
00:39:32Oh, my God.
00:39:33Before we set off, I gave the chap some presents.
00:39:36You bought us a teddy bear?
00:39:38No, that's for me.
00:39:39Is it?
00:39:40Yeah, that's my bonnet ornament.
00:39:42Are you feeling alone?
00:39:43It's your what?
00:39:44Bonnet ornament for weight.
00:39:45It's the heaviest teddy bear in Burma.
00:39:48I've got Hammond a bonnet ornament, too.
00:39:51Oh!
00:39:52Wow, that's beautiful.
00:39:54I know you don't have a clock, so you'll have it on the bonnet.
00:39:57You'll be able to tell the time.
00:39:59Oh, it really is.
00:40:00It's a high-quality gift.
00:40:03Oh, fantastic.
00:40:05I've always wanted a Schwanglin hammer.
00:40:07It's from my own personal collection.
00:40:12Having christened my bear Rudyard and attached him to the sports lorry,
00:40:15we set off.
00:40:19Oh, this feels better already.
00:40:22Oh, hang on.
00:40:24Whoa!
00:40:26Richard Hammond is doing a remake of the Poseidon Adventure.
00:40:32We had many miles to cover,
00:40:34but first we had to get through Napierdor's morning rush hour.
00:40:38This rush hour traffic's not as bad as I thought.
00:40:48The roads were completely empty and massive.
00:40:52One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
00:41:09Yep.
00:41:10Sixteen lanes now.
00:41:15Wait, it's gone bigger.
00:41:18Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:41:20Twenty.
00:41:21It's twenty lanes now.
00:41:24This may look stupid and pointless,
00:41:26but actually it really isn't.
00:41:30The problem with most cities is that the growth comes
00:41:33and the city simply can't accommodate it.
00:41:35That, London, Rome, Paris, Bangkok, everywhere.
00:41:39That is not going to happen here.
00:41:44I think this must be the first city built entirely
00:41:46in anticipation of the future.
00:41:51But the future hasn't arrived yet.
00:41:56So, for now, the whole place is almost completely deserted.
00:42:05Even here, in the shadow of the Parliament building,
00:42:08we were able to have a game of football
00:42:11in the middle of the road.
00:42:12Officer.
00:42:13It's the Burmese police versus Top Gear.
00:42:15Oh, no.
00:42:16Russia, game over.
00:42:17Look at it, traffic.
00:42:18Really, though, it was too wet for football.
00:42:19So much to Hammond's annoyance,
00:42:20we organised a city centre drag race.
00:42:21This doesn't seem fair.
00:42:22This doesn't seem fair.
00:42:23I've got the same 6.4 litre ICs
00:42:24and it's Jeremy's and probably James's.
00:42:25But the lumber bus is bigger.
00:42:28We're not going to cover ourselves in glory here, old girl.
00:42:31No!
00:42:32No!
00:42:33Stop!
00:42:34No!
00:42:35No!
00:42:36Stop!
00:42:37Disastrous start!
00:42:38There it is!
00:42:39Our heads!
00:42:40No!
00:42:41No!
00:42:42No!
00:42:43Stop!
00:42:44Disastrous start!
00:42:45There it is!
00:42:46Our heads!
00:42:47This is gonna hurt.
00:42:48You're gonna have to go hard.
00:42:49Ah!
00:42:50Ah!
00:42:51Sports truck is gaining.
00:42:52Gaining?
00:42:53No!
00:42:54No!
00:42:55No!
00:42:56No!
00:42:57No!
00:42:58No!
00:42:59No!
00:43:00No!
00:43:01No!
00:43:02No!
00:43:03No!
00:43:04No!
00:43:05No!
00:43:06No!
00:43:07No!
00:43:08No!
00:43:09No!
00:43:10No!
00:43:11No!
00:43:12No!
00:43:13No!
00:43:14No!
00:43:15No!
00:43:16No!
00:43:17Gaining!
00:43:18Gaining!
00:43:19Gaining!
00:43:20Gaining!
00:43:21No!
00:43:26115 kilometres an hour!
00:43:29Come on!
00:43:30Yes!
00:43:37Oh, victory is sweet.
00:43:40Second place.
00:43:42But I have gotta crack.
00:43:44Must break!
00:43:45Must break!
00:43:46Oh, a football under the brake pedal. That's bad.
00:43:52Hammond, have you finished yet?
00:43:59Still going.
00:44:03After Hammond had lumbered across the line, we headed out of Napierdor
00:44:08and soon we started to discover some flaws with our modifications.
00:44:12Oh, my... No, I mean, there's no weight.
00:44:21I'm speaking to you now from underneath my businessman's umbrella.
00:44:26It's taken the water about 15 minutes to fathom it out,
00:44:30but it's in here now and it's in in great quantity.
00:44:35Oh, I can hear my exhaust into the tree.
00:44:42Hammond, you're doing the council out of a job, eh?
00:44:47It's like I'm driving through the aftermath of a hurricane.
00:44:51Let's be naming Pruning Peacock.
00:44:58Soon, though, James was punished for mocking.
00:45:04Captain Workmanship.
00:45:05There's a radiator hose. It's not a bit of touch.
00:45:11Oh, we have a tradition.
00:45:13Oh, no! How am I going to do it without them?
00:45:16Leaving James to deliver an interesting lecture.
00:45:20If you're watching this from an engineering workshop or technical college,
00:45:23this is not the correct tool for the job.
00:45:25We continued on our way.
00:45:27I think a lot of the fumes are coming into the cab for my new stack.
00:45:43Not all of my improvements have turned out to be improvements.
00:45:48The simple tradition of the British dustman putting a teddy bear on the front of the lorry
00:46:01is bringing joy to the children of Burma.
00:46:05They love Rugyard.
00:46:06By mid-afternoon, we were all reunited, and James took advantage of my mobile maintenance service.
00:46:22This isn't perilous at all.
00:46:25It falls about three or four inches.
00:46:28Too far.
00:46:29Soon, the roads started to climb, and as night fell, I turned on the roof lights that I'd fitted myself.
00:46:43Oh, yes.
00:46:48I'm driving a Pink Floyd gig right now.
00:46:59I love this.
00:47:01The noise, the chaos, the heat.
00:47:08I think I might have just lost one of them.
00:47:11Yeah, I did.
00:47:12I lost a stack.
00:47:14I'd better carry on.
00:47:16I'm just going to pretend I didn't.
00:47:21Meanwhile, in the darkness, James was coming over all Buddhist.
00:47:25Hang on, I've got a personal dog escort here.
00:47:32Shift your ass, dog.
00:47:36Oh, God, give me strength.
00:47:41I think that dog was inhabited by a benign spirit.
00:47:47Seriously, if that dog hadn't done that, I'd have gone onto the bridge,
00:47:51and I'd have hit the bus.
00:47:55Sadly, Buddhist dog wasn't around when, five miles later, I had another breakdown.
00:48:03That's what came off.
00:48:04That's the old one, which tore itself to shreds,
00:48:06and in the process, pulled the wire out of the sender for the temperature gauge,
00:48:11so I don't have that anymore.
00:48:13This lorry is crap.
00:48:17Up ahead, Richard and I were looking forward to a night in our new onboard accommodation.
00:48:22But thanks to the British Empire, we didn't need it.
00:48:33After a night here, 4,000 feet up a mountain in a small village in the middle of Burma,
00:48:38at this strangely odd but comfortable Bournemouth Hotel,
00:48:44we were feeling refreshed.
00:48:47And with Hammond leading, we were out of the village in a mere couple of hours.
00:48:53Hang on, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:48:57Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:48:59Oh, God.
00:49:00Oh, God.
00:49:01Go slowly.
00:49:03Okay?
00:49:04Yeah, okay.
00:49:05Oh, thank you.
00:49:06Keep going, hang on.
00:49:08Are we going to spend the whole day tit-toeing under telephone-wise?
00:49:12No, because you'll break down eventually.
00:49:21Okay, there's going to be a motorcycle just coming past you.
00:49:24Check out his helmet.
00:49:26That's quite a strong statement.
00:49:31After a quick map check, I decided we should take a tempting-looking shortcut.
00:49:37Right, follow me.
00:49:41Which went well.
00:49:46Oh, dear God.
00:49:47Any other adventures lined up on your shortcut, Jeremy?
00:49:54Landslides or avalanche?
00:50:02Just a tropical mountain shower, gone in a jiffy.
00:50:08Oh, maybe not.
00:50:12Well, this looks pretty terrible.
00:50:17Eventually, my scenic route brought us to a remote settlement
00:50:22that was very much off the grid.
00:50:30The thing is, in this little town, there'd be no low wires.
00:50:35Instead, there was something worse.
00:50:38Oh, no!
00:50:40Oh, no.
00:50:42Oh, this is bad.
00:50:44I'm stuck, I'm stuck.
00:50:48Hang on, I'll park up and come back on foot.
00:50:50Stand by.
00:50:53Bored with Hammond's chimney-related problems,
00:50:56I went on an explore
00:50:58and found some locals playing something that was nearly football.
00:51:05It was a brilliant idea.
00:51:07They're using a monk as a referee.
00:51:11And he's smoking.
00:51:12Back at the bridge, the villagers had broken out their toolbox.
00:51:30Really? If you're sure.
00:51:32OK.
00:51:34Move the entire sign.
00:51:36I wouldn't be this helpful.
00:51:38We know that.
00:51:40Meanwhile, I'd stumbled on a scene from an Indiana Jones movie.
00:51:53There's thousands of them.
00:51:55Tee-a-no, tee-a-no, tee-a-no, tee-a-no.
00:52:10That's hurry up. It's heavy.
00:52:12Oh, right. OK.
00:52:14How are we doing, James? I can't see.
00:52:16Yeah.
00:52:18OK.
00:52:19Yay!
00:52:24With the town behind us, progress was good.
00:52:28And then...
00:52:30it wasn't.
00:52:32My fuel gauge is...
00:52:35just on the top of the red.
00:52:38Erm, I don't have one.
00:52:41What I do have is the same engine as you, but a much heavier truck,
00:52:45so I must have used more.
00:52:49And out here on my shortcut, there were no filling stations at all.
00:52:56The needle is now nearly all in the red.
00:53:00Trying to use the tiniest throttle movements to just keep it ticking along.
00:53:07In the next village, James and I decided to pull over and dip our tanks.
00:53:13I've got no fuel.
00:53:16None?
00:53:18A smear on the end of the stick.
00:53:20What's the news?
00:53:22None. I mean, it's dry. I don't know what I'm running on.
00:53:24If you actually run a diesel out, you've got to bleed the system, haven't you?
00:53:27That's really bad.
00:53:29And it's ours.
00:53:31Well, look, why don't you just go and snout around the village and see if you can find some?
00:53:33Why me?
00:53:35Because you're the youngest and the fittest.
00:53:37Well, it's your fault we're in this situation. It's your shortcut.
00:53:38Seriously.
00:53:40If somebody's going to go, it's you, mate.
00:53:44Right, right, I'll go. Fuel. Diesel.
00:53:47And as much as you can.
00:53:48Yes, diesel.
00:53:50What is Burmese for diesel?
00:53:52How do you mind diesel?
00:53:53Mind the lorry, mind the lorry, and then do that.
00:53:57Right, so I'm a butler with Parkinson's and I've got a gun.
00:54:00Jeremy headed off and was gone for quite some time.
00:54:10Still quite hot, that.
00:54:16Done the oil.
00:54:18Have you? Are you reading Bridge on the River Kwai?
00:54:20Yeah, he's just gone into the hut. Bad news.
00:54:21But they... What?
00:54:23Bad news. What?
00:54:24I haven't been able to get any diesel.
00:54:28However, I had come up with a clever alternative.
00:54:35No, you halfwit.
00:54:39There's no diesel in this village, but there is diesel in the next village.
00:54:44So we use the horses to ride to the next village, get the diesel, bring it back to the trucks.
00:54:50We're not in a west.
00:54:52I can't ride a horse.
00:54:53Well, you what?
00:54:54Well, I might have been pony trekking when I was eight, but, you know...
00:54:57Well, it'll still be in there, won't it?
00:54:58Well, I wouldn't use that one there, if he's going to ride anywhere.
00:55:01Holy moly!
00:55:04Why do they have five legs in Burma?
00:55:07Maybe it's so it can milk itself.
00:55:09Should we spend...
00:55:10Should we spend all day looking at a horse's willy as soon as we can?
00:55:14Oh, it's gone wrong.
00:55:15Being the most experienced horseman, I took the frisky five-legged stallion.
00:55:22They're on.
00:55:24Oh, Christ almighty.
00:55:26Hello, horse.
00:55:28I shall call you Tesco.
00:55:33Ready, steady, go.
00:55:37Well, I've bought a stalled horse.
00:55:38It's going backwards.
00:55:40I've bought a reversing horse.
00:55:41I think if we get moving, yours might follow more readily.
00:55:43Go on, then.
00:55:44James, can you turn right and go up there?
00:55:45Come on.
00:55:46Turn around.
00:55:47How do you make it turn around?
00:55:48Does anybody know how to start a pony's horse?
00:55:49I've got it.
00:55:50Go on, follow your mate.
00:55:51Yes, very good.
00:55:53The controls are reversed.
00:55:54And kick off, I'm off.
00:55:55Oh, yeah.
00:55:59Yeah.
00:56:02Soon, James was getting a taste of what the ride was like in my sports lorry.
00:56:06My nadges are getting a pummeling.
00:56:09Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
00:56:14Look at this anal action going on here.
00:56:17No, it's because my horse is going up your one's bottom.
00:56:20Oh, Christ, we've had an accident.
00:56:22You go ahead.
00:56:26I'm terrified.
00:56:28My nads are killing me.
00:56:31Oh, stop that.
00:56:32Please don't fight.
00:56:33Walk on.
00:56:34I'll stop calling you Tesco if you promise not to fight.
00:56:36Go.
00:56:38Hello.
00:56:39Walk.
00:56:40There you go.
00:56:41Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
00:56:43Oh, God.
00:56:44Oh, God above.
00:56:45Not much further now, James.
00:56:46Jesus.
00:56:48I mean, Buddha.
00:56:50A few hundred yards further on, Richard Stallion decided to get amorous with James' mare.
00:56:56Oh!
00:56:57****
00:56:58Is he gone?
00:56:59What happened?
00:57:00It reared and mounted that.
00:57:01Don't get kicked.
00:57:02Things quickly went to pot.
00:57:04This is the doctor going to attend to Richard, but the van is stuck.
00:57:19I've just dismounted my reversing horse and actually genuinely hurt my testes.
00:57:29Oh!
00:57:31I can see why they should be glue, these things.
00:57:36Richard was diagnosed with a suspected broken wrist and went on a four-hour journey to the nearest hospital.
00:57:43So I walked my horse to the next village to get fuel, and then we found a spot to camp for the night.
00:58:03Here, while I enjoyed the view, James unveiled his sleeping accommodation.
00:58:08A mountaineering tent he could suspend from his crane.
00:58:13So I'm going to rest it against the front of the cab.
00:58:15So all these bitey ants, they don't get in your tent and eat you.
00:58:20It may have been insect-proof.
00:58:25But soundproof?
00:58:27No.
00:58:28I want to go to bed.
00:58:38But I can't with that racket going on.
00:58:41Listen to it.
00:58:42The next morning, I discovered that Hammond was back.
00:59:01So that's just a sprain?
00:59:03Yeah, not bust. Nothing exciting.
00:59:05So you can check what is it you have to do?
00:59:07Yeah, be fine.
00:59:08Listen to me steering.
00:59:09Yeah, be all right.
00:59:10You just have to...
00:59:11Yeah, still do that.
00:59:13Right.
00:59:14And how was sleeping in your lorry?
00:59:16Erm, not bad.
00:59:17What about yours?
00:59:18I don't know.
00:59:19Where did James sleep in the end?
00:59:21What's he done?
00:59:22Oh, he's got some stupid high-tech mountaineering tent he's hung from his crane.
00:59:27Why is it up there?
00:59:28Well, you know he's snoring?
00:59:33Yeah.
00:59:34Quite loud.
00:59:35So I moved him a bit further away.
00:59:40Jesus!
00:59:42Dark Sun!
00:59:44What?
00:59:45Funny.
00:59:47Very funny.
00:59:48Yes.
00:59:49I don't like heights.
00:59:50I don't like camping.
00:59:51I don't like snoring.
00:59:53Anyway, should we get on?
00:59:55After Pinky and Perky had winched me down, we set off on our seventh day of long-distance lorry driving.
01:00:03It's just staggered that they've put diesel in my truck.
01:00:17I mean, that's a generous gesture.
01:00:20Assuming it is diesel.
01:00:28Oh, no.
01:00:30Hammond, what's happened?
01:00:33I lost my other stack.
01:00:36Well, as you know, we're not the US Marines.
01:00:38We leave a man behind.
01:00:46Yeah, too hot.
01:00:48Er...
01:00:49Right.
01:00:53It's covered in ants.
01:00:54Oh, it's an ant's nest.
01:00:56That's a mistake.
01:00:57Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
01:01:00This, then, looked like it was going to be another day of calamities and mishaps.
01:01:06But actually, here, in this part of Burma, we had to get properly serious.
01:01:13Today is a big day for us because we are headed for the sham.
01:01:18Now, Turkey has been to a lot of remote places over the years, but we've never been anywhere quite like this.
01:01:25The sham is to Burma what Scotland is to Britain. It's a part of it, and yet it's separate.
01:01:32We know there's been a civil war in there. We understand there's a ceasefire at the moment.
01:01:39Only a handful of Westerners have ever been there, and certainly no TV show has ever been allowed in.
01:01:46Now then, we are the first ever.
01:01:59All of the people who've been fighting are coming together tonight to welcome us here to the sham state.
01:02:04Yeah!
01:02:07He's got the whisky. Go to Scotch.
01:02:11F***ing second gear failed, and now the engine has a f***ing arse.
01:02:16Hammond, you idiot! You reversed into the sports lorry!
01:02:23Work on the bridge starts at 0500.
01:02:26What?
01:02:38And the second part of the Burma special is next week, same time, eight o'clock.
01:02:43The passion for crashing next tonight here on BBC Two.
01:02:47Wheel spins, side bashing, wrecking, smashing it round the track.
01:02:51Anything goes for fast and fearless Britain's banger races.
01:02:56The Wind!
01:03:01γ Withersi.
01:03:03The Wind!
01:03:04The Wind!
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