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McHale is picked by a congresswoman looking for a hero to spearhead a war-bond tour of the US, but Parker and the crew try to get him off the hook.
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00:00Oh, shush, you big baby.
00:11A little pain never hurt anybody.
00:13How about dinner tonight?
00:15Uh-uh, I can't.
00:16Oh!
00:18The offices club dance Friday night?
00:20I love to cha-cha.
00:22Molly, you know I can't cha-cha.
00:24I'll teach you.
00:25Oh!
00:27Glenn, I got a record player in my room.
00:30Just you and me and Jimmy Dorsey?
00:33Well, I thought you didn't allow dancing in nurses' quarters.
00:35So we won't dance.
00:40There, how's that rhomboid now?
00:42Oh, I must say you're the greatest nurse since Strangler Lewis.
00:47Will you stop thinking of me as a nurse?
00:50Think of me as a woman, warm and breathing.
00:53I'm thinking of Captain Binghamton.
00:55He's waiting for me.
00:56Oh, and he's got a pretty hot breath, too.
01:00Sit down.
01:01Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:03I haven't discharged you yet.
01:05A sling?
01:06Do we have to?
01:08Yes, we do.
01:09You fighting men don't understand your physical limits.
01:12And no more volleyball playing for another week, you hear?
01:15Do we have to?
01:28Yes, we do.
01:29However, like are you ready?
01:30Be wellade.
01:32Do we have to?
01:38Come in.
01:59Lieutenant Commander McHale,
02:00reporting his audit, sir.
02:01Oh, McHale, are you wounded in line of duty?
02:04Don't tell me, let me guess, would you?
02:06Was it rolling dice?
02:07Uh, was it Indian wrestling with the native girls?
02:10I'm getting more money, huh?
02:11No, sir, no, sir.
02:13Volleyball.
02:14Nothing better for keeping that keen competitive edge in the boys, sir, yes, sir.
02:17Yes, I can see that.
02:19Commander, how would you and your men like two weeks
02:22with nothing to do with play gin rummy, go surfing,
02:25have luau's with steel drum bands, dancing girls?
02:30Two whole weeks?
02:32Oh, that would be a wonderful change, sir, yes, sir.
02:35Knock it off, McHale.
02:37That's what you do every week.
02:40And what I want from you is your word as a gentleman,
02:43if you'll pardon the expression,
02:45that you will confine your normal social activities to your own base.
02:51Well, if you say so, sir, but we'll miss you, Captain.
02:54Would you please not walk away while I'm talking to you?
03:01McHale, it's one of nature's little practical jokes
03:04that you and I are on the same side in this war.
03:07Let's not press our luck, shall we?
03:09Read it.
03:11How do you understand?
03:12Well, yes, sir, it's another congressional junket,
03:16and instead of sending a congressman this time,
03:18they're going to send a congresswoman.
03:21Hmm.
03:22Never mind the hmm.
03:24Now, when that congresswoman is here,
03:25I want you to turn yourself into the invisible man.
03:30Oh?
03:30Then cut that out.
03:33Now, the scuttlebutt has it that this congresswoman
03:35is looking for a hero to send stateside on a bond-selling tour.
03:40You wouldn't be interested in going, would you, McHale?
03:44Hello?
03:44Oh, no, no, no, no.
03:47I'd rather stay here with my men, sir, yes, sir.
03:49Oh, bless you, McHale, bless you.
03:50I love my country, and I shudder to think of its future
03:53if by some freak you were presented to youngsters as a hero
03:57as a good example yet.
03:58Can you read me?
03:59Like a book.
04:01Ah, yes, sir, yes, sir.
04:04All right, now get out of here and make yourself scarce
04:07until that congresswoman leaves, and that's an order.
04:09Aye, aye, sir.
04:10Bye-bye.
04:11Bye-bye, Captain.
04:12Bye.
04:13Bye.
04:14Bye-bye, bye.
04:18And when this congressdame was in North Africa,
04:20she took a fancy to a bomber pilot.
04:22Next thing you knew, the crew was shipped clear out of the war
04:24back to the states.
04:26Why, the poor slobs had to go on a selling tour
04:28of all the big cities.
04:29Hey, let me understand this, Lester.
04:31You mean the whole crew?
04:32The whole bunch.
04:33Shucks, a whole crew wasted.
04:35Two months out of action.
04:36Dragging around the states, making speeches to civilians.
04:40Giving autographs.
04:41Drafts.
04:42Kissing girls.
04:43Freaking champagne.
04:45I buy buns myself.
04:47Now, wait a minute, you guys.
04:48The congresswoman isn't even going to get a chance to meet the skipper.
04:51Remember, Binghamton ordered him to stay here on our island.
04:53Sure, but she didn't order us.
04:55That's right, Drew.
04:56When we get through, the skipper will make Superman look like a sissy.
04:59Now, wait a minute, you guys.
05:02I don't know if the skipper would approve of this.
05:03But, Mr. Parker, the skipper deserves some recognition.
05:06He really is a hero.
05:08You're right.
05:09He's entirely too modest.
05:11That's correct.
05:11And that's why we have to go with the skipper to make the speeches.
05:15Hey, I found out.
05:16Hey, maybe I can stop off in L.A. and see my girl.
05:19Uh-uh.
05:20If there's any place to sell bonds, it's Brooklyn.
05:22The gem of the ocean.
05:23Yeah, but where are we going off the train in Chagrin Falls?
05:25I can see the banners now.
05:27Ensign Parker Day.
05:29Guys, listen, none of us are going anyplace until we convince that Miss Clark that the skipper is her boy.
05:36Right.
05:37And when you see the campaign, we're going to throw at her.
05:39Yeah.
05:40No pressure.
05:40Mayor Walker, members of the town council, distinguished guests, mother.
05:48It is with great pleasure that a sailor of my stature can say that, uh, I think he'll go down and check the boat.
05:59Well, here we are, Congresswoman.
06:07This is the nerve center of my little command post.
06:11Well, really, I'm more interested in the nerve endings, Captain.
06:14The men who are fighting your war.
06:15Oh, oh, yes.
06:17Well, you'll get to meet with them in due time.
06:20And I want to tell you they are real examples of splendid Navy men.
06:23Uh, Seaman, take the Congresswoman's luggage to the quarters that we've prepared.
06:28Bob, did you hear what Commander McHale did this time?
06:31He captured an entire Japanese patrol, single-handed.
06:34Commander McHale, quite a guy.
06:39I'm, uh, I'm sure that you'll want to rest, uh, Congresswoman.
06:43So we'll take you to your quarters.
06:45It's been such a long flight.
06:46Oh, no, definitely not, Captain.
06:48I'd like to get to work immediately.
06:49I want to start meeting some of the men you feel are qualified for our bond tour.
06:53Oh, well, by all means.
06:54Uh, any one of the men under my command would be splendid examples to the people on the home front.
07:01Here they come.
07:02Well, that McHale does it.
07:04Wow, what moxie.
07:05Yeah.
07:05Got another nipped landing barge yesterday.
07:07Boy, that McHale is some guy.
07:10You sailors there, don't you have anything better to do than stand around loitering?
07:14Get moving.
07:14Yes, sir, Captain.
07:16Who is this McHale?
07:18Is he one of the men I'm going to meet?
07:19Oh, no, no, ma'am.
07:20He's nobody.
07:21Believe me, he's nobody at all now.
07:23If you'll just step into my office, Captain.
07:27Lieutenant Carpenter reporting as ordered, sir.
07:30Oh, good, good, good.
07:32Congresswoman Clark, may I present Lieutenant Elroy Carpenter.
07:37Carpenter, this is the Honorable Clara Carter Clark.
07:40This is indeed a pleasure, Madam Congresswoman.
07:43How do you do, Lieutenant?
07:44What state are you from?
07:46Illinois.
07:47Oh, what a shame.
07:48I'm from Massachusetts.
07:50Quentin McHale.
07:52Quentin McHale.
07:54There never was a man so brave that sailed a ship over sea and wave.
08:00In a fight, he's never been known to fail.
08:04He's the tiger of the Pacific, Quentin McHale.
08:10Well, now they're even singing about McHale.
08:12Who are those men?
08:14I would say that they are prisoners on the way to the brig.
08:17But they seem in such good spirits.
08:19Oh, well, the men always sing those nonsense songs when they're marching, ma'am.
08:25But they're not marching.
08:26They're just standing there.
08:28Oh, yes, they are, aren't they?
08:30Well, Lieutenant Carpenter will see to it that they start marching.
08:33Won't you, Lieutenant?
08:34Yes.
08:35Wait, wait a minute.
08:36I think they're going to sing again.
08:37Quentin McHale.
08:40Quentin McHale.
08:42There never was a man so brave that sailed a ship over sea and wave.
08:47What the singing are you, cutthroats?
08:50Oh, hello, Captain.
08:51Don't you captain me.
08:53Okay, Mr. Binghamton.
08:57What was that song you were singing, Ensign?
08:59Oh, it's an old sea channy, ma'am.
09:01It's about the legend of our skipper, Quentin McHale.
09:03It goes like this.
09:06Quentin McHale.
09:08Quentin McHale.
09:10Light it out.
09:11Hey, where is everybody?
09:20It's awful quiet out there.
09:22Oh, they all have the main base.
09:24Uh, picking up supplies.
09:26Oh.
09:28They've been picking up more supplies lately.
09:32It's been a pleasure having you aboard, Madam Congresswoman.
09:37Well, how do you think of our Lieutenant Carpenter?
09:40He's got a lot of polish, doesn't he?
09:42Well, frankly, Captain, a little bit too much polish.
09:45Uh, I was really looking for someone a bit more rugged.
09:48Quentin McHale.
09:49Quentin McHale.
09:52He's the tiger of the Pacific.
09:55Quentin McHale.
09:59Stop that blasted singing.
10:01My apologies, sir, ma'am.
10:03Captain, why haven't I met this man McHale?
10:06Ah, well, I hate, uh, well...
10:07Well, I don't know what you have against him, but I've made my mind up.
10:10I simply must meet him.
10:11Oh.
10:12Ahoy there, Honor 73.
10:14I want to speak to you.
10:16It's me!
10:17I can't go!
10:18Woo!
10:19There never was a man so brave
10:23that sailed a ship over sea and wave.
10:25His name will make a gift for him.
10:28He's the bravest in the Pacific.
10:30Quentin McHale!
10:32Quentin McHale!
10:37Uh, Skipper? Skipper?
10:39Yeah, yeah.
10:40Uh, Skipper?
10:45May I present Congresswoman Clara Carter-Clark.
10:48Our legendary leader, Lieutenant Commander Quentin McHale.
10:51This is indeed an honor, Commander.
10:53Well, how do you do, ma'am?
10:54And, uh, oh, I just received a message from, uh, Captain Binghamton
10:58that, uh, I'm to show you around the island
10:59and then, uh, ferry you right back to the main base, ma'am.
11:02Oh, well, Commander, I take my orders from the people of the United States.
11:06I'll stay as long as I deem it necessary.
11:08Well, uh, welcome aboard.
11:11This is certainly quite an unorthodox naval base.
11:13It seems more like a rest center.
11:15Well, it kind of is.
11:17You see, uh, our Skipper leads us on such hair-raising missions
11:20and, well, we need all the rest we can get.
11:23Right, I'm going to wait a little haul at you guys.
11:26Now, ma'am, uh, look, uh, we don't go out on any more missions
11:30than the rest of the PT boats around here,
11:32so, uh, let's not, uh, fill Congresswoman, uh, Clark with any wrong ideas.
11:37You know, Commander, I've heard so much about you,
11:39I feel as if I already know you.
11:40How long do you think it'll be before your wound heals?
11:44Wound?
11:45I got this in a volley of...
11:47That's right, in a volley of nip rifle fire.
11:49Yes, sir, I told Miss Clark all about how those nips ambushed us at Tuvalagi.
11:54Tuvalagi? Rifle?
11:56Ma'am, I don't know what these boys have been filling you with,
11:58but I threw this shoulder off playing volleyball.
12:02Volleyball?
12:03Yes, ma'am.
12:04Uh, well, we told you how modest he was.
12:08Yeah, what else did I tell you, ma'am?
12:09Well, Mr. Parker here was telling me
12:11how you wiped out an entire Japanese patrol at Bora Bora.
12:14Oh, he did.
12:16Did he?
12:17Yeah.
12:19Well, Skip, well, you see, she's a member of Congress,
12:21and I felt that they ought to know that...
12:22I want to talk to you, mister.
12:24If you'll excuse us for a moment, ma'am,
12:26the rest of my crew will show you around the base.
12:28Surely, thank you.
12:29And I don't want to hear my name mentioned once.
12:32Yeah, but you, gee, Skippy, you're the tiger of the Pacific.
12:36Come on, get out of here.
12:37What a bunch.
12:40I've never heard the likes of them.
12:41All right, Mr. Blabberman.
12:43Come on, Mr. Blabberman.
12:45All right, now, what's this all about?
12:47Well, you see, Skip,
12:49we were so anxious to get back to the States,
12:51and, well, we thought if they picked you for the Bon Tour,
12:53well, they'd take us along with them.
12:55See?
12:56Well, don't be mad, Skip,
12:57and for crying out loud,
12:58you know how I feel about this hero malarkey,
13:01putting on stiff collars and making speeches.
13:03You guys kind of got your heart set on
13:16a trip back to the States, haven't you?
13:20Well, kind of planning on it.
13:24Well, heaven knows you deserve it.
13:25So far be it from me to stand in your way.
13:30Sorry, Skip, gee, that's great.
13:32Wait a minute.
13:32Wait a minute
13:33before you glory hounds start laying on too thick.
13:37If we get picked for this Bon Tour,
13:39I want it on the up and up, you hear?
13:41You can count on me, Skip.
13:42I'll tell him.
13:42All right.
13:43And that's what we fondly call our winter glory hounds.
13:45Hey, you glory hounds!
13:46I mean men.
13:47Uh, the skipper said to belay that war talk.
13:50Sounds like we're boasting in front of Miss Clark.
13:53Well, it looks as if I'll have to get
13:54all my information from you personally.
13:56Yes, ma'am.
13:57What state are you from, Commander?
13:59Uh, Michigan, ma'am.
14:00Oh, that's too bad.
14:01It would have been just perfect
14:02if you could have been from Massachusetts.
14:04Oh?
14:05Well, I guess you can't have everything.
14:07I wonder if I might have a little chat with you.
14:09Oh, certainly, ma'am.
14:10Right this way.
14:11He's the tiger of the Pacific
14:15Quentin McHale
14:18Can you see what's happening on McHale Beach, sir?
14:25I can't see a thing.
14:27What's keeping that woman over there so long?
14:29Quentin McHale
14:30Quentin McHale
14:31Quentin McHale
14:33He's the tiger of the Pacific
14:35Quentin
14:37Hey, Virg
14:42First thing I'm gonna do
14:43when we get back to the States
14:44is to kiss the ground
14:46That's a wasted pucker, Hap
14:47Now me, I'm heading right for Muscle Beach
14:49and the cutest female weightlifter
14:51you've ever seen in your life
14:52Well, if you need me
14:54I'll be over at Ebbets Field
14:55watching the Dodgers
14:56April in Flatbush
14:58First up for me is California
15:00I visited my cousin Sessio
15:02in San Francisco
15:03Hey, you guys
15:04The skipper's back from the main side
15:06What do you say
15:06when you give him a reception?
15:08Why don't we give him a cheer?
15:10I just wanna be late
15:11Hey, that's you
15:13How about it?
15:15All right, Eddies
15:17Look, I'm sorry to have to tell you this
15:18but you're not going
15:19Hey, how about that?
15:20Isn't that great?
15:21We're not going
15:21We're not going
15:23What are you talking about?
15:27What do you mean
15:27We're not going
15:28Ace off, ace off
15:33Now look, you swabbies
15:34had it all wrong
15:35That congresswoman
15:36was only looking for one hero
15:37and I'm elected
15:39just me
15:40Look, look, look
15:42Don't make it any rougher
15:43than it is, will ya?
15:45The only reason
15:46I took this bond dry
15:46was because I figured
15:47that you guys could use a breather
15:48back in the States
15:50but I'm not going without you
15:51Well, if you're worried
15:54about the crew, Skip
15:55Big Daddy will take care of him
15:57Oh, I'm sure you could, Pappy
16:01But I'm afraid you won't get the chance
16:03The captain has
16:04Lieutenant Sidney Resnick
16:06in mind for replacement
16:07Sidney, suicide Resnick?
16:09Yeah, the old kamikaze kid himself, boy
16:12You mean the guy
16:12who had seven P.T. bows
16:14shot out from under him?
16:15Seven and a half, my friend
16:16Seven and a half
16:17Oh, boy, Skip
16:19We gotta get you off the hook
16:20But the problem is
16:22how?
16:23Yeah, this is gonna be tough
16:25I think that lady's sweet on you
16:27Oh, sure
16:28Look at me, Willie
16:29You call this pretty?
16:30Well, I know, Skip
16:31But it's always the dainty ones
16:32that go for us brutes
16:33Yeah
16:34You know, maybe he's got something
16:37That's it
16:38You could be a brute
16:39Nothing personal, of course
16:41Keep talking
16:42Well, I once read this true love story
16:44where this gambler was in love
16:46with the sweet young thing
16:47but he didn't think
16:48he was good enough for her
16:48So he tried to scare her off
16:50by pretending he was a wolf
16:51Did it work?
16:53Yeah
16:53It turned out he was good enough for her
16:55and they got married
16:55and they had twins
16:56and they lived happily ever after
16:57That's not so good
16:59Hey, wait a minute
17:04You know, I'll bet a surprise like that
17:06would upset Miss Clark's plans
17:07You mean twins?
17:09No, no, no
17:09I mean that big bad wolf part of the story
17:12Clara
17:13I've been hungry for so long
17:16You're such a fine figure for a woman
17:18Does this mean we're engaged?
17:23All right, dock it off
17:24you bunch of ex-heroes
17:26I've got to get ready
17:28to destroy a legend
17:30Gee, the skipper's plan has got to work
17:36And just to make sure
17:38we'd better give him a hand
17:39What do you mean, Grobe?
17:40Mr. Parker
17:41oil up your pitch pipe
17:42I have an idea
17:43Ma'am, everything I tell you about McHale
17:47is absolutely true
17:48He's the worst example
17:49you could possibly pick
17:50That will be quite enough, Captain
17:52You know, a politician
17:54develops a sixth sense
17:55about mudslinging
17:56I don't believe a word of it
17:57And now good night
17:58Come in
17:59Oh, good evening, Captain
18:03Good evening, Miss Clark
18:04I hope I'm not interrupting anything
18:06Not at all, Commander
18:07Come right in
18:08The captain was just leaving
18:09Good nighty-night, Captain
18:12Nighty-night, Captain
18:15You know, the captain
18:20certainly isn't your greatest booster
18:21He tried to talk me out
18:22of taking you back
18:23on the Bond tour
18:24Oh?
18:25But have no fear
18:26Once I make a decision
18:27I stick with it
18:27That's a little trick
18:28I learned in Congress
18:29Ah, well, maybe you should've
18:31listened to him, ma'am
18:31The captain really makes
18:32a lot of sense
18:33when you're in
18:33Oh, now, don't go modest
18:35on me again, Commander
18:36Well, we're leaving
18:37first thing in the morning
18:38so I'm making out
18:39our itinerary
18:40Now, let's see
18:41Our first stop in the States
18:43will be Springfield, Massachusetts
18:44Yes, Springfield, huh?
18:51I hear the nights
18:52are very cold in Springfield
18:54Yes, that's a good point
18:55Take along an enlisted
18:56man's pea jacket
18:57That always makes
18:58a good impression
18:59Oh, well, I had a
19:01I was thinking of a more
19:02old-fashioned way
19:03of keeping warm
19:04Your long undies?
19:06That's not exactly
19:07what I had in mind
19:07Clara
19:09We're not kids anymore
19:12What's gotten into you, Commander?
19:14Call me Quicken
19:15I don't know
19:16Maybe it's the way
19:17your eyes glistened
19:18like two liquid pools
19:19I have a sinus condition
19:22You're fighting me, Clara
19:25Clara, don't fight me
19:26Now, let's see
19:29From Springfield
19:29we go to Boston
19:30where you'll address
19:31the Elks
19:32Elks, Smelks
19:33As long as we're together
19:35Oh, no
19:35Stop it, Commander
19:36For heaven's sake
19:37Oh, no, no, no
19:37Don't fight me
19:38Forget that you're
19:39a fragile whisper of loveliness
19:40and that I'm a rough
19:41tough, hairy ape
19:43Now, see here, McHale
19:45I've been a widow
19:45for ten long years
19:47That's what I mean
19:48Let's celebrate!
19:52Oh, no
19:53Now, look
19:54I don't know
19:55what's going on
19:55around here
19:56but I'm still
19:56taking you back
19:57to the civilians
19:58So stop bucking
19:59for a Section 8
20:00and act your age
20:01Now, from Boston
20:05we pop over to Cambridge
20:06for the Girl Scout Jamboree
20:08Quentin McHale
20:10Quentin McHale
20:12McHale isn't the hero
20:15you think
20:15He's really just
20:17a no-good fake
20:18He's a coward
20:20and away he'll sail
20:22He's a coward
20:24of the Pacific
20:26St. K. McHale
20:29What's all this about, McHale?
20:33Well, now, don't you believe
20:34one word they're singing, ma'am?
20:35No, no, sir
20:35They're just jealous
20:36That's what they're jealous
20:37Tell me, do we go to
20:39Washington, D.C.
20:40on this trip, ma'am?
20:41Yes, we do
20:42Oh, good, good
20:43On the eighth day
20:45Oh, boy
20:46It should be a gas in Congress
20:48Ha, ha, ha
20:49Gas?
20:50Ooh, I'll bring along
20:51my hula skirt
20:51I'll really put a motion
20:53before Congress
20:54You wouldn't
20:56Well, not when I'm
20:58stone sober
20:59But, man
21:00when I'm juiced
21:01anything goes
21:02McHale
21:06I don't know
21:08what's brought on
21:09the sudden change
21:09in you and your men
21:11but whatever it is
21:11it won't work
21:12At 0700 tomorrow
21:15you are leaving with me
21:16for the states
21:16Chicken-livered or not
21:18and that's final
21:19Oh
21:200700
21:230700
21:24Oh
21:25Oh
21:26McHale's much worse
21:29than Captain Lime
21:30He's a phony rat
21:32A rotten guy
21:34A street-like
21:35Don't let you
21:36miserable songbirds
21:37He's a chicken-livered
21:41sissy
21:42Stinky
21:43Hey, have a good time
21:48We're sure gonna miss you
21:51All right, all right
21:52Look, I'm only be gone
21:53for six weeks
21:54so I'll see you
21:55when I get back
21:55If we're still here
21:56What do you mean
21:57if you're still here?
21:58Oh, you're forgetting
21:58suicide resney
21:59All right, all right
22:02Look
22:02I'm just as miserable
22:03about it as you guys
22:04So why don't we all
22:06just try to
22:07Hey, Skip
22:07Here comes that Congresswoman again
22:08Who?
22:09Oh
22:10Morning, ma'am
22:12Good morning, Commander
22:12Good morning, men
22:14I am, ma'am
22:15Commander, there's been
22:16a slight change
22:16and I hardly know
22:18how to say it
22:18You mean I'm gonna be away
22:20more than six weeks?
22:21Well, no
22:22I mean you're not going at all
22:24Hey!
22:26I'm not going at all?
22:28Well, I really do hate
22:29to throw this at you
22:30at the last minute like this
22:32but late last night
22:33another PT boat came in
22:34and I just found out
22:35that his skipper
22:36is from Massachusetts
22:37Well, he has quite a record, too
22:39and after all
22:40this is an election year
22:41so I've decided to pick him
22:43Oh, well, thank you, ma'am
22:44Thank you
22:45What boat did he come in on?
22:47Uh, that's it
22:48right over there
22:49PT-109?
22:53I don't know
22:54Well, I am sorry
22:56It's been a great pleasure
22:57to meet you
22:58and I want to wish
22:59all you men
22:59the best of luck
23:00Thank you very much
23:01Bye-bye
23:02Bye-bye
23:02Bye-bye, ma'am
23:03Oh, boy
23:06Oh, boy
23:07I don't envy that poor skipper
23:09on a PT-109
23:10making all those speeches
23:11Yeah, well, I feel sorry
23:12for the people
23:12that have to listen to him
23:13I can't understand him
23:14What do you mean?
23:15What, you ever hear him talk?
23:16No
23:16He says
23:17we're engaged
23:18in a great world conflict
23:19However
23:20I'm hopeful
23:21that we can move ahead
23:22Of course
23:24nobody's perfect
23:25I can understand that
23:27Well, never mind that
23:29at least we got
23:29our skipper back again
23:31Hey, yeah
23:32Let's throw out
23:33the beer and ale
23:35We've got our skipper back again
23:37Quint and the kid
23:39Don't call him stinky
23:42Quint and the kid
23:46Oh, gosh, you big baby
23:58There, that ought to do it
23:59And next time
24:00tell the boys
24:01to take it easy
24:01One of those gorillas
24:03they yacked me back
24:04up in that boat so fast
24:05they threw it out again
24:05Quint
24:07Huh?
24:08How about a cozy little
24:09picnic on your base?
24:11Now, you know my base
24:12there's no place
24:12there's no place
24:12for a lady, Molly
24:13Well, who'd know?
24:14We could eat by
24:15that pretty little swamp
24:16and the mosquitoes
24:17would keep the snoopers away
24:18If there's anything
24:19I hate as mosquitoes
24:20you know that
24:21Oh, come on
24:22I hear you're
24:23the tiger of the Pacific
24:25Now's your chance
24:26to prove it
24:27No, no, no, no, no, no
24:28Come on, come on, come on
24:29You got it all wrong, honey
24:30I'm a
24:31Why, I'm just a
24:32chicken livered sissy
24:34Stinking my tails
24:35Bye-bye, baby
24:36I could just scream
25:00You got it all wrong
25:05Bye-bye, baby
25:21Bye-bye, baby
25:24Bye-bye, baby
25:26Bye-bye, baby
25:30You
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