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La hermana menor de Larry, Elaine, viene de visita; sin embargo, surge un conflicto cuando él descubre que ella planea irse a Nueva York en lugar de ir a la universidad.
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00:00Distant Cousins
00:30Distant Cousins
01:00Distant Cousins
01:30Seriously, pick a restaurant. Valky and I are treating you to dinner.
01:42Money is not a problem.
01:44You've heard it before. When Larry and Valky go out, they can eat a whole wild boar.
01:49Do you need to be very sure that your incasetio will grant you the raise?
01:55I'm sure he'll grant it. Cousin Larry left it for him in very vague terms.
01:59After the chat I had with him yesterday, it's a piece of cake. I was fine.
02:08No. No. I was great.
02:12I told him that when he walked through that door today I wanted an answer, and it had better be a good one.
02:17Good morning, Mr. Tuincasetti.
02:21Yes, yes.
02:24Mr. Tuincasetti.
02:27Don't you want to tell us anything?
02:32Yes, let's get to work.
02:33Look at the time. We have to go. Goodbye.
02:43Bye bye.
02:44Bye bye.
02:48Cousin, you're not going to let him do this to us, are you?
02:53No.
02:54We will not allow it.
02:59We're going to clarify that right now.
03:10Mr. Tuincasetti.
03:12We want to talk about our raise.
03:15Yes, I promised you an answer today, didn't I?
03:17That's what he said, yes.
03:19I'm a man of my word. There's no raise.
03:24Well, it's annoyed us.
03:35That?
03:36Mr. Tuincasetti, we work hard and get paid little.
03:40I know you work hard. I'm not insensitive. That's why I've hired another employee.
03:45Wait a minute. If he can't pay us a raise, how is he going to pay another employee?
03:50Simple economics. Income channeling theory.
03:53I'll be taking the money I'll pay the new guy from your salary. I'm sorry.
04:00Do you remember?
04:01Agreed. Tuincasetti has crossed the line.
04:05He insults me every day and I put up with it, but I'm not going to put up with it anymore.
04:09There are a million better jobs than this one, and there are a million better bosses than you.
04:13Say myth!
04:14I resign too.
04:19Barquía, I appreciate your loyalty and understand that you are willing to make this sacrifice, but you don't have to resign just because I resign.
04:26Yes, I will.
04:28We are a team.
04:29We must be together.
04:31Of course you should be together.
04:33You share a brain.
04:34Mr. Tuincasetti, you can't speak to my cousin Larry and me like that.
04:41As Nancy Sinatra said, these boots were made for walking.
04:49Good.
04:50Go on.
04:51Who needs you?
04:52That's it, that's it.
04:53Who needs you?
04:54I'm much better.
05:04You said it.
05:07So what do we do now?
05:12Don't know.
05:19Tomorrow we'll go out to look for work.
05:22In America you can do whatever you want.
05:24You just have to aim very high.
05:28Can I be a Supreme Court Justice?
05:32It's not better, parchy.
05:35Can I be a Supreme Court Justice?
05:48Fat Marsha?
05:50It can't be here.
05:54This is the address the employment office gave us.
05:59They don't have an administration program here.
06:04Detox, maybe.
06:06Well, we'll learn it.
06:12Cousin, face it.
06:13We're going to have to lower our expectations this time.
06:18We've been here for two weeks.
06:19We owe rent and I haven't received a response from the Supreme Court.
06:22Excuse me, we need to speak with Miss Manning.
06:30It's me, fat Marsha.
06:33Isn't she fat, fat Marsha?
06:35Thanks love.
06:37I weighed 120 kilos, but when I opened this place, I lost my appetite.
06:44I'm having the best time of my life.
06:48Are you here because of the job offer?
06:50Because of my personal ads?
06:54We're here for the jobs.
06:58My name is Valky Bartókomus and he is my cousin Larry Appleton.
07:03Hello, cutie.
07:06I think there have been better.
07:08There isn't one, you're adorable.
07:11And you're not bad either.
07:13Where are you from?
07:14I'm from Mipos.
07:16But you'll let me work here, right?
07:18Of course, my dear.
07:20I am all for equal opportunities.
07:22Well, I am about equal opportunities.
07:30The employment office referred us for two administrative positions,
07:34But I'm sure they've given us the wrong address.
07:37There is no mistake.
07:39Both of my administrators resigned; they were exhausted.
07:45I'll go get you a couple of uniforms.
07:47No, look, we were actually looking for a position
07:50that would offer us the possibility of prospering.
07:53Don't worry, darling.
07:55I have a feeling you're going to prosper very quickly.
07:57She has a beautiful smile.
08:11Then, you put the hamburger in the bun.
08:25The bread on the plate.
08:29Then you take the order ticket
08:32and you put everything on the bar.
08:35And you ring the doorbell.
08:42Ring the bell.
08:46I like your style, Valky.
08:50And you have firm and beautiful handwriting.
08:56Do you practice naked wrestling?
08:58No, that would be cheating.
09:06Cheating?
09:08How funny!
09:11Okay, put this on.
09:17So.
09:23Did I do you a favor, dear?
09:24No, it's already done.
09:31There's something about a man in uniform.
09:34that drives me crazy.
09:42Guys, I'll see you in a couple of hours.
09:44I'm going to wiggle my hips a little.
09:50Limo, you won't believe it.
09:53Nobody will be able to believe it.
09:54It's a huge can of tuna.
10:00I bet the bald guy and his whole family are inside.
10:04Yes, sure.
10:05And take a look at this.
10:08A messaging system.
10:10And this...
10:12A doorbell system.
10:16I'm looking forward to writing home.
10:19Valky smells the cockroach insecticide.
10:22This place is one step away from hell.
10:27Well, I would own a five-star restaurant.
10:32It's the best offer in two weeks.
10:35Okay, okay.
10:36Let's have the best time possible.
10:38Well, I...
10:38I want to be the cook.
10:40No.
10:40No, it's just that I...
10:41I want to ring the doorbell.
10:43Valky, I'll be the cook and you'll be the waiter.
10:46I want to be the cook.
10:47I want to be the cook.
10:48It can't be, it can't be, Valky.
10:49I remember you, you'll be the cook.
10:54Good.
11:00Why would I argue about the degree of humiliation?
11:03Working from nine to five.
11:13Always, always with Inko.
11:15All day long, it was like, "I'm going at it."
11:20Working from nine to five.
11:22Always, always with Inko.
11:24Working from nine to five.
11:26Always, always with Inko.
11:28Working from nine to five.
11:30How's that little dog doing?
11:30There you go
11:36Yes, yes, doll
11:39Yes, doll
11:42Here you are
11:51What are you going to have?
11:55Yeah
11:55The last time I was there, the hamburger was hard.
11:59It tasted like burnt brick and the sauce was a strange green paste
12:03How are you today?
12:06More or less the same
12:07Bring me two
12:09I know, one order of fries, right?
12:20Double hamburger
12:29Oh, and we need a serving of fries.
12:34There is no order for fries
12:42I forgot to mention it, but I need fries.
12:46If you're not on the wheel, you'll go hungry.
12:50Oh, I've become a poet!
12:52Chips
13:00I love this machine
13:15Fry prawns too
13:17Valky, we don't serve prawns
13:20I know, but if we did that, it would fry their entire tails.
13:24One moment
13:28Here, here you go
13:31Two hamburgers with black cheese
13:33A goblin burger
13:36And three random cabbage salads
13:40Valky
13:42I can see them, do you have to ring the doorbell?
13:45I have to ring the doorbell
13:46Good
13:49Here are two black hawks with cabbage
13:55And a goblin without a cabbage
13:59I'll bring your potatoes right away.
14:01And your hamburger is getting soggy
14:03Does anyone need anything?
14:07No!
14:08No!
14:11Valky
14:12This job is a piece of cake
14:14I'm bringing a television tomorrow.
14:17Valky, what are you doing?
14:21I'm putting 25 of these on the griddle.
14:24Marcia told me to do it for the four o'clock rush hour
14:27He also told me he wanted to take me to the orchard, and I'm not packing my bags.
14:31Have you already been given a vacation?
14:40Valky
14:40It's four o'clock now.
14:42Do you think there are a lot of people?
14:44No, but Marcia told me this place was going to get packed.
14:47Valky
14:48Come here
14:49Come on
14:49Look out.
14:51Are customers coming?
14:57Tell me
14:57I see a herd leaving the stadium and heading this way
15:01My God
15:04I should have left today
15:06Are the parking meters being ripped out of the ground, cousin?
15:13Would there be a hockey game?
15:16It was the worst match I've ever seen.
15:19What time of year?
15:20Okay, okay, calm down.
15:41Hey, I haven't said what I want
15:43Who ordered a hamburger, leprechaun?
15:44Where is my puppy?
15:46Don't know
15:47Look, keep the hamburger
15:48Excuse me, when are you going to take my note?
15:55Then, now I'm busy
15:57Valky, what are you doing?
15:59I no longer know which way the wheel is turning.
16:02I thought it was simple.
16:05Valky
16:06Valky, you can't abandon me now.
16:09I need you, I need your help
16:11I will
16:12Good
16:13When we go to the sheet
16:16I'll put all the plates together
16:18And everything will be alright.
16:20I have the fries
16:21I'm putting this here
16:23Potatoes for everyone
16:25And everything will be alright.
16:26Valky, Valky, Valky, Valky
16:28Are you okay, friend?
16:30Yes, very good.
16:31Very good
16:31Listen
16:32I would like to eat while I still have teeth
16:35OK
16:36Let's go
16:37Okay, okay
16:39You'll be surprised how quickly I can bring it to you.
16:41Okay, okay
16:44Okay, here are the hamburgers
16:47Black Hawks and the Jumping Goblins
16:50He hasn't taken my note yet.
16:52Well, I've chosen for you
16:54Who do I have to kill to get my chili dog?
17:03It's ready, I'll go get it.
17:04Valky, Valky
17:07I desperately need a hot dog with chili.
17:09But what if we don't have any Chile left?
17:11What do you mean we're out of chili?
17:14It seems my chili has become very popular
17:16Valky, Valky
17:18There's a man there who's going to kill me if I don't bring him a hot dog with chili right now.
17:23But we don't have any chili left.
17:24The chili can't have run out.
17:26Hey, there can't be any discoveries!
17:30Hello
17:30Hello!
17:32My little dog with chili is so cute!
17:35Okay
17:36Is it him?
17:38Yes, yes, it's him
17:39I suggest we look for Chile
17:41Alright
17:41Where?
17:42Where?
17:43That's it, that's it
17:44What's that?
17:46The truth is, I don't know.
17:48No idea
17:49Does it resemble chili peppers?
17:54It's green
17:55I'm waiting
17:58It's Chile
17:59Here you are
18:15I told him it was takeout.
18:17Ah, yes
18:18Here you are
18:24Invite him over
18:26Watch where you're going, idiot.
18:33What do you think about me walking on your face?
18:35You're a hick!
18:36Who are you calling a hick, you idiot face?
18:40Hick!
18:41I fight!
18:42I fight!
18:43I fight!
18:43I fight!
18:44I fight!
18:45I fight!
18:46I fight!
18:46I fight!
18:46I fight!
18:47High!
18:47We have a very strict policy that prohibits fighting!
18:51Let go of my cousin!
18:57Let go of my cousin!
18:58I fight!
18:59I fight!
19:00I fight!
19:01I fight!
19:01I fight!
19:02I fight!
19:02I fight!
19:03I fight!
19:05I fight!
19:07Okay, that's enough!
19:09Leave them be
19:10Carefully
19:11These two hicks started it!
19:19Get out of here!
19:21Is our appointment still going well?
19:23You don't know something
19:25I, I'll explain everything to him
19:29There's nothing to explain.
19:30It always happens during hockey season
19:32Are you okay, sweetheart?
19:35Okay, great!
19:38Are you okay, Valky?
19:40I think I have something in my eye, but...
19:43Thank goodness
19:44I thought maybe you had broken something important
19:47No
19:47I think he just invited me to the garden too.
19:57Why were those dogs chasing us?
20:21Why do we smell like a cheap hamburger?
20:30You smell like a cheap hamburger
20:32I...
20:34I'm not sure what I smell like
20:36I can't believe it
20:39We've managed to find a job even worse than your cassette tape.
20:43Oh, cousin, it wasn't so bad after all.
20:45What, it hasn't been so horrible?
20:50Valky
20:50We've spent the day serving rotten meat to hockey-fanatic criminals.
20:54That's without even mentioning the constant sexual assault from that piece of female.
21:01What job is worse?
21:05Think about that woman we saw on television who's pulling up the elastic of his underwear
21:10What I mean is, we should have forgotten about the raise and stuck with your cassette.
21:20If it's Mr. and Mrs. your cassette
21:31I know we owe the rent, but we don't get paid until the weekend.
21:35Don't worry about that, I just found out why you resigned
21:38Donald wants to tell you something
21:40Speak, Donald
21:43I want you to come back and work with me.
21:49What happened to the new employee?
21:52What is history?
21:54Tell them why, Donald
21:54That bum was robbing me
21:57You are losers, but honest losers.
22:00What a compliment!
22:05Mr. Cassette, we would like to work with you again
22:08But it's not possible because we have another job.
22:11We are administrators and we are progressing very quickly.
22:15Valky
22:15Of course, every administrator has their price.
22:20Yes I understand
22:23We are willing to listen to your offer
22:31Make an offer, Donald
22:35I was about to do it, darling.
22:38Hey, I offer the same work, the same pay, and no hard feelings.
22:42What are you saying?
22:42Offer to give us the raise we asked for.
22:52He pays us overtime and we'll never hear the word "losers" again.
22:56Donald says yes
23:00Can I leave? I still have dishes to wash.
23:09Of course, dear
23:12I'm glad you're coming back
23:14Oh, thank you, ma'am, your cassette player
23:17Do yourselves a favor
23:20Burn those clothes
23:24Bye
23:26Bye
23:28What do you think, Valky?
23:32We have recovered our jobs
23:33Why aren't we happy?
23:41Because we're going back to the same lousy job we hated two weeks ago.
23:45He's right, absolutely right.
23:48Well, we can look at it that way.
23:51We're not going to do this job forever.
23:54You came to Chicago to be a photographer and you will achieve it
23:57Yeah
23:58And you didn't travel thousands of miles to be a shop assistant
24:02Yeah
24:03Someday I will graduate from night school and go to college
24:07Yeah
24:08And we'll be able to tell your incompetent boss that we don't want the job, and we'll mean it.
24:12Yeah!
24:15Cousin
24:15I'm starting to get happy, do you know what's coming?
24:20The dance of joy?
24:21Yeah!
24:23Dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai!
24:26Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
24:32Yeah!
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24:49No, no, no, no, no, no!
24:56No, no, no, no, no!
24:58Thanks for watching the video.
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