Primos lejanos - 2x02 - Atletas como nosotros - HD 1080 - Vídeo Dailymotion

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Los chicos se apuntan al gimnasio para que Larry pueda impresionar a una mujer, pero se pasan un poco.

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02:06Thanks for watching!

02:08Why did you do that?

02:09Because, do you notice this?

02:11It's fat, you don't need it.

02:14But if you do aerobics, exercise, and lift weights, you can get rid of that disgusting layer of fat you have.

02:22And get cardiovascular benefits.

02:27Whatever they are.

02:28And if you sign up today...

02:30Valky, some gyms just want to get your money.

02:33What does it mean?

02:37Redneck, redneck, redneck, they make idiots like you sign up and then run off with the money.

02:46I wish I had thought of that.

02:47Are you in with me?

02:50No way.

02:52I don't let myself be fooled.

02:58There are women in tight tights.

03:02Valky, think about it.

03:03The women who go there aren't interested in people like you or me.

03:06You're throwing money away.

03:08Well, if you don't want me to sign up, I won't sign up.

03:10Don't sign up.

03:11Don't say that.

03:15Okay, I'll unsubscribe.

03:17Good.

03:18But how am I going to exercise?

03:20Hey, hey, hey!

03:21Do you want to exercise?

03:23There are 60 boxes of car oil in the warehouse.

03:26You can exercise by carrying them.

03:30And then you say you don't care.

03:33Can I help you?

03:44Hello.

03:45I'm looking for Valky Bartókomus.

03:48Well, I'm Valky Bartókomus.

03:51I mean, his cousin.

03:53Of course, habit.

03:54Jennifer Lyons.

03:56I sold Valky a membership to the Perfect Body club.

03:59He was so excited he forgot to sign it.

04:01Do you work at that club?

04:01Uh, half day.

04:03Are you a member?

04:04Who me?

04:04Uh, no.

04:06But I was thinking about joining a gym again.

04:11Well, this club is perfect for that.

04:14I see that.

04:15What do I mean by that?

04:16Wait.

04:18Jennifer.

04:19How fast!

04:21I hadn't even called her.

04:23What do I mean?

04:24I mean that...

04:25That I was going to call her to tell her that...

04:27I also want to join the club.

04:29No, cousin.

04:30Yeah.

04:30You said...

04:31You said...

04:31I'd better explain it to him, Valky.

04:33Excuse me.

04:34You, cousin, said not to let yourself be fooled.

04:35Hey, can I talk to you for a moment?

04:37Thank you.

04:38I'll be with you right away.

04:39What are you trying to do?

04:40I'm trying to cancel my Perfect Body subscription.

04:43You can't.

04:44I'm in love with her.

04:49Did I miss something?

04:52I think we'll spend the rest of our lives together.

04:55I'm not saying you or me.

05:01Have you asked her out?

05:04You're a real idiot.

05:07Women like that are only interested in athletes.

05:12I can't ask him that nicely.

05:14I have to trick her.

05:18Excuse me, but I have to get back to work.

05:20Do you want to sign?

05:22Why don't you come with Valky tomorrow to see if he likes the club?

05:25Yes, why not?

05:27For one day I stop running my 20 kilometers.

05:30Okay, then I'll see you both tomorrow.

05:33OK.

05:34Thank you.

05:35Bye bye.

05:36Bye bye.

05:37Goodbye, Jennifer.

05:41Do you run 20 kilometers every day?

05:46How do you do it?

05:48Do you get up much earlier than me?

05:50Yeah.

05:55Food, fitness and fun.

05:58Perfect Body.

05:59How many women?

06:21How little fat?

06:24Okay, I'll tell you the rules.

06:29Jennifer is mine.

06:31I saw her first, but I desired her first.

06:35This is America, learn its ways.

06:36I have not heard of such customs.

06:40It's new.

06:42Good.

06:43I'm going to lift weights.

06:46Observe and learn.

06:49He has too many weights.

06:58Would you like to remove any?

07:01No.

07:03Improving is hard.

07:06I will help you.

07:07That man must have been doing it wrong.

07:21That's how it is.

07:27Help me down.

07:40What fun!

07:41Enough!

07:42Put me down at once.

07:45Hi guys.

07:48Hello!

07:49You see.

07:58We're going to teach an advanced aerobics class, but a beginner's class starts in five minutes.

08:03Well, I think we can handle an advanced class.

08:06Okay, let's start by running around a bit on the spot.

08:08And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

08:12Running two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

08:15Running two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

08:19One, two, three, four, five.

08:21Is this the advanced class?

08:23It's lying down.

08:27Hey...

08:27Jennifer, are you dating anyone?

08:31Arms!

08:31I'm Merián, I'm a Sagittarius.

08:38I'm Valky.

08:40I am Bartókomus.

08:43Do you want to go out with me?

08:45Nice to meet you.

08:47I think I just got cardiovascular benefits.

08:50Do you look tired?

09:10Tired?

09:12Jennifer, tiredness is a state of mind.

09:14And my mind is in pieces.

09:23Cousin.

09:23That?

09:24We've been here for four hours.

09:27Are you going to ask her out or what?

09:29I'm going to do it.

09:30I'm going to do it.

09:31I'm not here for my health.

09:35I just haven't found the right time.

09:37Well, you've had plenty of time during the four hundred sit-ups we've done.

09:43I feel like I've just given birth to an ox.

09:48But I can't tell you now.

09:52I'm sweaty.

09:57One.

09:59Two.

10:02Sixty-eight.

10:05Sixty-nine.

10:07Before I tell you what I've done,

10:13I want you to know that at Mipos we have a saying.

10:16Pupo puenshtinsky padavedi dadaculo.

10:22That is to say,

10:23He who hesitates sleeps with the goats.

10:29I thought you all slept with the goats.

10:33That's how it is.

10:34And I just asked Jennifer if she wants to go out with you.

10:44I'm going to deport you in pieces.

10:50Help me to get rid of myself.

10:52I won't do it.

10:53How dare you interfere with a man's sacred right to ask for a date?

11:11He says yes.

11:12Thank you, thank you, thank you.

11:14Thank you, thank you.

11:14Thank you, thank you, thank you.

11:22Good.

11:25I never imagined exercise could be so...

11:29Well.

11:30I feel solid

11:35I feel great

11:39I am Conan the Barbarian

11:43Nothing makes you feel as alive as physical exercise

11:49So you thought exercise was hard, huh?

11:56did I say it was?

11:57I meant that it is stimulating

12:00In fact, I expected it to be even more stimulating.

12:04don't you?

12:05oh yeah

12:06aren't you tired?

12:07oh no

12:07I am full of energy

12:11You know?

12:18In six hours, two women

12:20let me specify this

12:22two beautiful women

12:25they will come to this apartment

12:28Do you know what that means?

12:30what are you talking about?

12:50Okay, Valky

12:54for your benefit

12:56we'd better define our goal

12:59are you going to teach me something?

13:01Yeah

13:02Hey, listen to the plan

13:06what we are going to try

13:09it is physical contact

13:12now

13:14How do we achieve physical contact?

13:19begging

13:19dancing

13:31cousin Larry

13:33you are a genius

13:34we will dance

13:36we will eat

13:36we will drink

13:37we will drink

13:38we will dance

13:39first

13:42we will rest

13:44rest?

13:46because?

13:47I'm not tired

13:48me neither

13:51but as probably

13:53we will not sleep

13:54tonight

13:55it is better

14:02that we do it

14:03now

14:04if it doesn't fit

14:05no other remedy

14:06me

14:06I don't find it funny either

14:08I don't like it

14:09lie

14:10as a

14:10porpoise

14:11we will try

14:13five minutes

14:14and if we don't sleep

14:15we will go for a run

14:17My God

14:35what time is it?

14:37It's almost eight o'clock

14:47Valky

14:48we have fallen asleep

14:51and we have died

14:53Valky

14:58Do you have muscle aches?

15:15I think that

15:17or have I gone too far?

15:18of exercise

15:19either

15:20you threw me away

15:21through the window

15:22Valky

15:24it's eight o'clock

15:26are about to

15:27to arrive

15:28What's happening?

15:58I have to call to cancel the appointment.

15:59You're crazy?

16:01No, and you?

16:05Where are you going?

16:07Call to cancel the appointment.

16:09Aren't you going to do it?

16:11Yes, I'm going to do it.

16:28You won't.

16:45It's too late to be here.

16:50I'll tell them we're all in pain and to come back in a month.

16:58If they find out we're devastated, they'll forget us like that!

17:09Do I have to act as if my body doesn't hurt like it never has?

17:14Yes please.

17:17I wish Jennifer.

17:21OK.

17:23If you want it so much...

17:24Oh, Jennifer!

17:28Help me open!

17:44You hold the knob from above!

17:46Over!

17:50Tour!

17:51Open up! Open up!

17:52Hello!

17:53Hello! Hello! Hello!

17:55Hello!

17:56Come in!

17:57Why are you in the dark?

17:59Oh, hey!

18:00Valky!

18:00Don't be shy!

18:01Turn on the light!

18:08Good job, Patriot!

18:09Come on!

18:09Are you walking in a very strange way?

18:28Do you have muscle aches?

18:29Yeah!

18:29Of course not!

18:30At all!

18:31No no!

18:32Why don't we sit down, talk, and get to know each other better?

18:37Good idea

18:38Aaah!

18:47Karate!

18:48Karate!

18:50We practice many, many sports

18:52We have wine and cheese

18:55Oh well!

18:56You'd better...

18:57Let's wait until the ladies get a little hungrier.

19:01I'm hungry!

19:06Come!

19:07Valky!

19:08Go get something!

19:10It was you who came up with it!

19:16You'll have to help me bring it!

19:22Forgive me!

19:23Do you do everything together?

19:39Do you need help?

19:40No, no, no!

19:41No, no, no, no!

19:44You girls, make yourselves comfortable.

19:46Let's see, Valky.

19:51You take the cheese and I'll take the wine.

19:54There's no cheese left!

20:21Help me open the wine

20:22Where's Larry?

20:37Ah, there it is...

20:39On the ground

20:40Doing sit-ups

20:47Thirty-seven

20:48Thirty-eight

20:49Thirty-nine

20:50I'll be with you soon.

20:51We have wine!

20:57But there are no glasses!

21:02Do you mind drinking straight from the bottle?

21:04No, man!

21:05Here are some glasses!

21:06It's here!

21:07We don't drink!

21:21We don't drink!

21:25Why don't we dance!

21:26Can

21:30No, we can't.

21:32No, we can't.

21:33We can't

21:34We can't

21:35You're not going to fight about that.

21:40Fight?

21:41If we can't move

21:42I want to make a confession to you.

21:46We are not the actecas you think

21:48Athletes

21:49We think that after the exercise you have done

21:56You would have muscle aches

21:57We thought you would call to cancel the appointment.

22:00You weren't worried that if you found out that...

22:07Do you think that because we exercise we are only interested in athletes?

22:10Oh, oh, oh

22:11The truth, yes

22:12Well, al...

22:16At least

22:17I do

22:18I tried to deceive you

22:22I am a scoundrel

22:23I suppose you're leaving now, aren't you?

22:31I'm sorry

22:32We can't go to the door

22:34Well

22:40Maybe we'll stay

22:42If you have learned the lesson

22:43Oh yeah

22:45I have learned it

22:46I have learned it

22:48Alright

22:49Why don't you sit down while we take the cheese out of the trash?

23:05Good night

23:06Bye

23:06Have you seen?

23:11Those are two nice girls

23:12They weren't just interested in our semi-athletic bodies

23:15But they liked us inside

23:19Yeah

23:20Why did you think they wouldn't like you the way you are?

23:24Don't know

23:25I guess it's because in high school the cheerleaders always hung out with the athletes instead of people like me.

23:32Well, the Latin club ones weren't bad.

23:35But for once

23:40I wanted to go out with a cheerleader

23:43I really wanted a cheerleader

23:47I mean I really wanted a cheerleader.

23:51Cousin

23:53Calm down, you're going to hurt yourself.

23:55Well, what do you want to do now?

24:00Well, we could watch TV.

24:03And who's going to light it?

24:05Could we listen to a record?

24:07The record player is so far away

24:10We could sleep

24:13Good night

24:15No, no, no, no

24:19No, no, no

24:21Ah!

24:51Ah!

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