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Un niño nuevo del colegio le pega y le roba las zapatillas a José Miguel. Mientras Juan Cuesta le sugiere dialogar con él, su tía Nieves le aconseja lo contrario, que se defienda y le pegue. José Miguel sigue su consejo y el padre del niño se presenta en casa de Juan Cuesta y le desafía a una pelea. Emilio está muy ocupado estudiando con su nueva compañera Arantxa y Belén se cela; entre los estudios y el trabajo casi no se ven y quiere que pase más tiempo con ella. Juan e Isabel deciden dejarlo y volver a la normalidad.
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00:00:00Here, here, here, no one lives! Not here, not here!
00:00:24I'm sorry, Isabel, but we have to stop seeing each other. It's not viable between us.
00:00:31How do you know? If we haven't done anything, they haven't let us.
00:00:34Yes, but no. Nivel knows, Emilio knows. This is already an open secret.
00:00:39Don't you feel dirty and low?
00:00:41Yes, a little. But it has its point.
00:00:45Besides, you belong to Andrés. He needs you more than I do.
00:00:48Are you saying that because you really mean it or to make it easier for me?
00:00:51No, I say that because I think so. If you abandoned her, you'd end up regretting it.
00:00:56Maybe not today or tomorrow, but very soon.
00:00:59Juan, I've also seen Casablanca. That's what Humphrey Bogart says.
00:01:02Yes, but I've always been excited to say it.
00:01:04Look, you don't need to explain anything to me.
00:01:08If you want us to leave it, then we'll leave it.
00:01:11But don't get angry, Isabel. If the situation were different, I assure you I'd be the first to...
00:01:16Man, Emilio...
00:01:17How are you, Mr. Juan? How are your meetings with the Vice President going?
00:01:21They're not going. That's over.
00:01:23A man of my responsibility must be above adulterous behavior and the temptation of the flesh.
00:01:28No, but I understand. I've been paying attention to Doña Isabel, you know, and just like that, it seems like she has her thing, right?
00:01:33He's got it, he's got it.
00:01:33Yes, it does, yes.
00:01:34Yes, it does.
00:01:35Come on, why? But it's over. It's no more than that.
00:01:38So I would appreciate it if that story remained as an anecdote between you and me.
00:01:42Of course. Who am I going to tell?
00:01:43Thank you, Emilio.
00:01:44Man, the vegetarian!
00:01:45A vegetarian? Why?
00:01:47Man, how are you hooked on weed?
00:01:50And how did he find out?
00:01:51Juan, our child was beaten at school.
00:01:54Now, say it louder, the people on the third floor didn't hear you.
00:01:56But what are you doing barefoot?
00:01:57And have you made a promise to the Virgin Mary to pass your first exam?
00:02:00One of his classmates has taken his shoes, the 100 euro ones.
00:02:03Who has been?
00:02:04The new one, Javier Soto.
00:02:05That kid is really troubled. He's been to five schools in three years.
00:02:08And you haven't tried to exhaust the avenue of dialogue?
00:02:10Yes, I told him I wasn't going to give them to him and then he hit me and took them away from me.
00:02:14But what have I always told you about fights?
00:02:15What you have to do is tell the recess teacher so he can apply the appropriate corrective.
00:02:20But what are you saying, Juan?
00:02:21His companions crucify him.
00:02:23Things from the yard stay in the yard.
00:02:25What you have to do is defend yourself,
00:02:27Because if you get a reputation for being soft, the same thing will happen to you as to your father.
00:02:30What happened at school, Mrs. Juan?
00:02:31It's not the same.
00:02:32Those were jokes between friends.
00:02:34If they put his head in the toilet and flushed it.
00:02:37Yes, but they let me choose the cleanest one.
00:02:38Next time that kid messes with you, kick him in the balls, in the center of gravity.
00:02:43Nieves, that is not the educational model I am applying to my children.
00:02:46Of course, since I don't have children, I don't know how to raise us.
00:02:49Other.
00:02:50Snows.
00:02:51Well, what do I do?
00:02:53Well, you caught him off guard and you hit him like this from behind.
00:02:55Don't give it to me, damn it!
00:02:56Damn, what are you doing, asshole?
00:02:58Hey, it does work.
00:02:59Here, here, here there is no one who lives.
00:03:05Not here, not here.
00:03:06Every day is like this.
00:03:09I couldn't imagine it when I came here.
00:03:11I was just looking for some peace.
00:03:14I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.
00:03:16Here, here, here there is no one who lives.
00:03:18Not here, not here.
00:03:19No, no, no.
00:03:20Here, here, here there is no one who lives.
00:03:23Not here, not here.
00:03:24No no.
00:03:25The house is filled with partying.
00:03:27I can't find the goalkeeper.
00:03:29The neighbors watch me and listen to me.
00:03:32I can't stand this place.
00:03:34It's if all my neighbors have wines.
00:03:36If not, come to my apartment.
00:03:37Come to the neighborhood, cousin, I love you and I'll teach you.
00:03:39Where clowns cry, thieves, they steal from us.
00:03:41And the stones kiss each other in search of something.
00:03:44Put in a cocktail shaker.
00:03:48You in an earthquake.
00:03:49You in an earthquake.
00:03:53And you will have this ladder.
00:03:57Here, here, here there is no one who lives.
00:03:59Not here, not here.
00:04:01Here, here, here there is no one who lives.
00:04:04Days are like that.
00:04:06I couldn't imagine it when I came here.
00:04:08I was just looking for some peace.
00:04:10And I wake up your little memory in the chop.
00:04:13Here, here, here there is no one who lives.
00:04:15Here, here, here there is no one who lives.
00:04:17Here, here, here there is no one who lives.
00:04:20No.
00:04:24Honestly, Juan, I don't understand.
00:04:25Hook up with the one across the street.
00:04:27With the herbs.
00:04:27Nieves, please, I've already told you that's over.
00:04:29I just can't help it.
00:04:30It keeps coming to my mind like that barbecue song.
00:04:34Damn, Javier Soto is history.
00:04:36Look, my sneakers and his watch.
00:04:38Hey?
00:04:38You see?
00:04:38I told you you could handle him.
00:04:40Come here, give me a kiss.
00:04:42What have you done?
00:04:43I did what Nieves told me.
00:04:45I have attacked its center of gravity.
00:04:46And when I had him at my height, pa, pa, pa, I knocked him down.
00:04:50But what's going on?
00:04:51Picking on you again?
00:04:52No way, he's already defeated by him.
00:04:53I caught him tying his shoelaces.
00:04:55There, with strategy.
00:04:56Look what you've achieved.
00:04:57Now the child believes that violence is the answer.
00:05:00José Miguel, I strictly forbid you from using your fists or any other limb again.
00:05:04of your body to settle differences with your colleagues.
00:05:06But what are you saying?
00:05:07And this is the milk.
00:05:08Finally the girls in my class talk to me.
00:05:09Juan, the boy has matured.
00:05:11Now he is a real Cuesta.
00:05:13Come, I'm going to make you a smoothie so you can replenish your calorie expenditure.
00:05:20Yeah?
00:05:20Juan Cuesta?
00:05:21Correct.
00:05:22I am Javier Soto's father.
00:05:23I think our children have had a problem.
00:05:25Yes, yes, I'm already aware.
00:05:27There has been an unfortunate incident.
00:05:28Don't give me explanations.
00:05:29Come down or I'll break your face.
00:05:31Juan, who is it?
00:05:32Nobody, commercial mailman.
00:05:34No, no, don't open it, okay?
00:05:35No, no, no.
00:05:37Wait, I just had a bad time.
00:05:39I just finished cleaning the living room and I'm backed into a corner.
00:05:43You have to wait for it to dry.
00:05:44It's hard, I don't care what you're doing.
00:05:46Come down right now.
00:05:47What's happening?
00:05:47This one, who wants to put two yo-yos in San Pérez.
00:05:50Moved, moved.
00:05:52Low, Slope.
00:05:53Ladies, don't you have anything else to do?
00:05:55Not anymore.
00:05:56And we're going to buy fabric softener, but this is more fun.
00:05:59Come on, let them fight already.
00:06:01They won't let me watch TV.
00:06:03What's happening?
00:06:04Don't they have what it takes?
00:06:06Everything points in that direction.
00:06:07And who is that?
00:06:08You tell him.
00:06:09She's my wife.
00:06:10Cuesta, come down and I'll introduce you.
00:06:12I detest violence in all its forms and manifestations.
00:06:15And I refuse to continue talking to an individual who is incapable of solving his problems through words.
00:06:20Which is the only thing that differentiates us from animals.
00:06:21I bet you didn't understand anything.
00:06:24Well, like that every day.
00:06:26Oh well.
00:06:27Costs.
00:06:28You better not run into us at school.
00:06:30What a teacher, indeed.
00:06:32This is how the children arrive at our house.
00:06:34Go on, pull.
00:06:34Get a little twisty here, huh, man?
00:06:37He was that boy's father, right?
00:06:39Yes, but I just put him in his place, okay?
00:06:41We have to come and threaten me here, in my own house.
00:06:44They've put your head in the toilet again.
00:06:46Let's see, behaviorism is a current of psychology that defends the use of strictly experimental procedures,
00:06:58considering the environment as a set of stimuli-responses.
00:07:01How are you?
00:07:02Very well, but you got it.
00:07:04Ah, but this must be understood.
00:07:06Let's see, do you remember the video they showed us in class?
00:07:09When the rat pressed the good button, the cheese fell out.
00:07:11When the bad guy hit him, he received a shock.
00:07:13In the end I just hit the good button, right?
00:07:15Oh, so when we become teachers, we're supposed to give kids shocks so they'll study.
00:07:19More or less, you're getting the hang of it.
00:07:23Hello, Belén.
00:07:25Man, Arancha, how are you? Back here studying?
00:07:28Yes, we are preparing for a practical exam, we are going to electrocute mice.
00:07:31Ah, I understood that the exams are in January.
00:07:34But this isn't like cleaning the kitchen, Belén. You can't leave everything until the last minute. You have to study ahead of time.
00:07:39Well, I'm going, see you in class, bye.
00:07:41Come on, goodbye.
00:07:42Is this girl going to be coming around here a lot? I'm asking because she's buying us some snacks.
00:07:48Belén, don't get upset, you'll look really ugly if we were just studying.
00:07:51I have never needed anyone to study.
00:07:53Of course, that's how it went for you.
00:07:53Emilio, I just don't understand. We're living together and I never see you.
00:07:57And when I see you, you're always with her.
00:07:59But honey, she's just a friend, I just want to graduate so our three children can have a future.
00:08:04What three children? What do you say?
00:08:05Oh, look, Arantxa read my hands and says these little lines are my children. Let's see yours.
00:08:11Oh, but you only have two. And who am I going to have the third with?
00:08:15Come on, I'm going to change, I have to go to work.
00:08:20Let's see, if I bring Arantxa home, Belén will get angry. Incentive, response.
00:08:25Have you understood behaviorism yet?
00:08:26Vicenta, please, this can't stay here.
00:08:35Yes, it's a wonderful review. It gives prestige, and the photo is beautiful.
00:08:38They call me Mrs. Croqueta, in a loving way.
00:08:41This is best placed in the kitchen.
00:08:43No, no, no, but nobody's going to see it there.
00:08:44Yes, we do guided tours later.
00:08:46Ah, today I'm going to the bathroom to put on makeup.
00:08:48Get me a tapa with the caña, will you? A banderilla, some olives, something.
00:08:57Marisa, this man will not be served any more until he pays what he owes.
00:09:00Whatever you say, boss.
00:09:02Hey, I told you you look very pretty.
00:09:04If you lie to me, I'll take it away from you.
00:09:06Let me see if I understand this. A cute, intelligent 19-year-old girl interested in Emilio.
00:09:11Something is wrong there.
00:09:12I just know that I have her at home all day.
00:09:14I just don't understand, Diego. I don't vote for gentlemen of life.
00:09:20Normal, if he is married.
00:09:21Maybe you made him nervous with your harassment and the poor guy reacted in an absurd way.
00:09:24What harassment? He kissed me, Bea. He came in, kissed me, and left without saying anything.
00:09:27I'm telling you he's gay and he likes me.
00:09:29Now, if he's one of those who stays in the closet, that's his problem.
00:09:31Hey, what do you have against those of us who come out of the closet? Let's see.
00:09:33You're a crowd. You're going to suffocate in there.
00:09:39Man, Diego?
00:09:41Look at the imbalance that has come into the video store.
00:09:43No, it's the clerk. Paquito!
00:09:46What are you doing here?
00:09:47Well, I want to talk to you.
00:09:49Okay. Let's go into a more discreet place.
00:09:51No, if you're looking for privacy, going in there is the worst thing you can do.
00:09:54Well.
00:09:56I wanted to clarify what happened the other day at the restaurant when I kissed you.
00:09:59What happened?
00:10:00Don't know.
00:10:01Have you made it clear to me yet?
00:10:02Great.
00:10:03If I'm a mess, I don't know what's happening to me.
00:10:06I've never liked guys, you know?
00:10:07Damn, I got married in July.
00:10:09What's up? We're doing well.
00:10:09Yes, yes, it's going great for us. If my wife likes it and...
00:10:12Ah, you like your wife, but you kiss a man.
00:10:14There's something that doesn't fit me.
00:10:16Maybe I'm a little bisexual.
00:10:17Ah, no, no, no. You're either a Sevilla fan or a Betis fan.
00:10:19One thing always pulls more than the other.
00:10:21Do you like me or not?
00:10:22Damn, Mauri, since I kissed you the other day I haven't thought about anything else.
00:10:25That's very good.
00:10:26Hey, what do we do now?
00:10:27Because I feel like the bad guy in Fatal Attraction.
00:10:29I'm screwing up a marriage.
00:10:30Well, we're here. Let's see what happens.
00:10:33Maybe we go to bed.
00:10:34No, no, no, no. I don't want to bear that responsibility.
00:10:36You sort things out first, get divorced, and then, if that's the case...
00:10:39Okay, fine. I'll put an ad in the paper.
00:10:40No? Newly married, looking for a gay guy to clear up any doubts.
00:10:42If you run that ad, your phone's battery will run out in less than half an hour.
00:10:45Mauri, I need your help.
00:10:47Well, let me think about it because now I'm the one who's in a mess.
00:10:50Well, call me, okay?
00:10:51Okay.
00:10:52Okay.
00:10:52What strange people, for God's sake.
00:10:59Tomas, girl, the starters for table five, come on.
00:11:02Hey, what are you doing?
00:11:03Emilio, who has made a friend at college.
00:11:05Has he cheated on you?
00:11:06Come on, a minute of gossip.
00:11:08No, she didn't cheat on me. She's a classmate.
00:11:11But he spends more time with her than with me.
00:11:13Emilio cheated on you?
00:11:14Belén, you can count on me. You know there's still a bond between you and me.
00:11:17Tomás, the starters for table five, Carlos.
00:11:18Hey, I don't feel integrated here, huh?
00:11:21Between work, college, and what he has to study when he gets home, he just doesn't have time for me.
00:11:26Well, let him find a way and get it out. Let's see what the last thing you did together was, like, boyfriend and girlfriend.
00:11:30The other day I accompanied him to take out the trash cans.
00:11:33That's true love.
00:11:34But well, we have to demand that guys don't rest on their laurels.
00:11:37And Emilio has to work a little on his relationships.
00:11:38Sure, ask him to surprise you. Take you places, I don't know, to do boyfriend and girlfriend things.
00:11:43And this is my kitchen.
00:11:46This is where you will believe the first croquette.
00:11:48Praised by critics, it appears in the painting in the background.
00:11:54Any questions?
00:11:55Yes. When will they bring me the bill?
00:11:59Family therapy.
00:12:01But how does that work?
00:12:02The four of us sat down with the psychologist and started talking about the problems we're having at home.
00:12:07So I just ask for your collaboration.
00:12:10Well, he's going to laugh his head off.
00:12:12Hey, where did that guy get it from?
00:12:13I was recommended this. This is the one who solved Madrid's locker room problems.
00:12:18But do you think this is the best way to fix this family?
00:12:20I don't know. All I want is for Mom to confess who she's sleeping with.
00:12:26What if we told him so he could save money?
00:12:28Shh!
00:12:34Hello.
00:12:36Oh, darling, come here. Sit here.
00:12:39Who is that?
00:12:40A gentleman who comes to solve our problems.
00:12:43But I had already called a plumber.
00:12:45Family problems, my love. She's a therapist.
00:12:49Oh, well, that's great. Nice to meet you.
00:12:51Do I want a coffee or something?
00:12:53No, no, thank you very much. We're going to start now.
00:12:54We are here to try to save this family through honesty and communication.
00:13:00Sincerity, sincerity is very important.
00:13:03Isabel, do you really want to save your marriage?
00:13:05Well, yes, yes, exactly. That's what I wanted to talk to my husband about, but come on, it's not easy.
00:13:10Well, that's what I'm here for, to help you overcome resistance.
00:13:14Pablo, right?
00:13:16How do you see the relationship between your parents right now?
00:13:19Excuse me, but this seems a little ridiculous to me.
00:13:22Make an effort. You'll be surprised.
00:13:25Well, I see that my father is an insensitive oaf and that my mother moved to another planet a long time ago.
00:13:30Well, it's a start.
00:13:31What the boy means is that there is no way with my wife.
00:13:35No, no, it won't do for me. Open the door for her.
00:13:39Isabel, there are times, well, almost all of them, when I feel like you don't care about me anymore.
00:13:45Look, Andrés, but you were the first one who stopped listening to me.
00:13:49Because I focused a lot on business. I wanted to show you that you had married a winner.
00:13:54Yes, that's what I think, deep down.
00:13:55Hey, you're talking, this works.
00:13:58Yes please.
00:14:00Also, I feel like you're hiding something from me.
00:14:03Isabel, you have nothing to say.
00:14:10If you've been saving something, now's the time.
00:14:12There, there.
00:14:13Come on, mom.
00:14:13Yes, there is one little thing, actually.
00:14:17Open up, Isabel, don't be afraid.
00:14:19Look, there's nothing so serious that it can't be solved.
00:14:21Alex is not your son.
00:14:26That?
00:14:28Well, I think that's enough for today.
00:14:30Let's go little by little.
00:14:32Tomorrow we will continue working on this concept, which is very interesting.
00:14:35Good afternoon.
00:14:37Well, for the first day it went well, didn't it?
00:14:41That?
00:14:42Yes, Belén, we're going to do boyfriend and girlfriend things.
00:14:44Shut up already.
00:14:45Emilio, we can start.
00:14:46Excuse me, my partner is really getting on my nerves.
00:14:50A little kiss, darling.
00:14:52Yeah, yeah.
00:14:53First point of the day.
00:14:55Approval of the extraordinary budget to change the locks on the mailboxes
00:14:58and thus avoid the repeated disappearances of my National Geographic.
00:15:01Hen!
00:15:03As well as free samples of perfumes and various products...
00:15:06Shit!
00:15:07Who has been?
00:15:08Doña Concha, I saw you with your hand over your mouth.
00:15:10Look, the ball and the chicken.
00:15:12Well, that's enough.
00:15:13I will not allow my manhood to be questioned.
00:15:15And what are you going to do?
00:15:15Are you going to hit us or are you going to tell us through the intercom?
00:15:19Juan, let's be honest.
00:15:20You should have gone down and fought like a man.
00:15:23Incorrect.
00:15:23I believe in the power of the word.
00:15:25Well, have a glucigram war, but don't stay home.
00:15:27If you're scared, I'll lend you Valentín so you can go out on the street.
00:15:30I refuse to believe that you are all in favor of barbarism.
00:15:32Lucía, Mauri, you are sensible people.
00:15:35Decide something.
00:15:35Man, I would have gone down.
00:15:37Me too.
00:15:38But what's this about them coming to your house to threaten you?
00:15:40With a president like that, I refuse to pay community fees.
00:15:43You, as long as you don't have to pay, you son of a bitch, you'll grab onto anything.
00:15:46But here Juan will have to be a little scared to remain president of the community.
00:15:50There is no authority here anymore.
00:15:52Anarchy!
00:15:53Juan, a break.
00:15:54Let's go to the bedroom.
00:15:55Look, look how he runs away.
00:15:57It costs to resign.
00:15:58Come on, a little please, it'll break her together.
00:16:01Let them calm down.
00:16:02Juan, react because your popularity is plummeting.
00:16:05What is this?
00:16:05A Roman circus?
00:16:06No, it's worse.
00:16:07Instead of beasts there are neighbors.
00:16:09You need to call that kid's father and make him feel bad in front of everyone.
00:16:13Let them see you.
00:16:13Oh no, no way.
00:16:14I have never had to come to blows to solve my problems.
00:16:17Because you had me, who fought with half the school to defend you.
00:16:20Okay, but I did your homework for you.
00:16:21It was a strategic alliance.
00:16:22Juan, you're playing for the presidency.
00:16:24People need to see that when necessary, you bring the tanks onto the streets.
00:16:28You see the situation as so serious.
00:16:29A coup d'état is brewing here.
00:16:31You are a weak leader.
00:16:32Weak me?
00:16:33I have ended up in the police station several times for defending this community.
00:16:36I always face whatever it takes.
00:16:38Well, that's it.
00:16:38You'll break that guy's mouth.
00:16:40And you close it to the others.
00:16:42Come on, let's break the news.
00:16:43Of course.
00:16:46Good.
00:16:47After this break, I'm letting you know that I've decided...
00:16:50Who was the funny one?
00:16:53I don't know, you must have put it there.
00:16:54Seriously, this looks like preschool.
00:16:56I said that to show you that I never back down in the face of threats,
00:16:59I'm going to call that kid's father to accept that stupid fight.
00:17:02He doesn't know who he's dealing with.
00:17:03There it is, Mr. Juan.
00:17:04Call him.
00:17:04Well, I don't have his phone number right now.
00:17:06I know it.
00:17:07Eh, well, I'll call him.
00:17:09I'm going to call.
00:17:10But give it your hands free, that's how we all hear it.
00:17:12So, this meeting is for Juan to fight with another man.
00:17:15Man, this is way funnier than the mailbox thing.
00:17:18Yes indeed.
00:17:19This is like in contests.
00:17:20If they don't pick up on the fifth ring, we move on to another call.
00:17:25Yeah?
00:17:26Yes, I am Juan Cuesta, president of the community and José Miguel's father.
00:17:29How are you?
00:17:30Have you finished mopping the floor?
00:17:31I inform you that I am ready to face you hand to hand,
00:17:34wherever and whenever you want.
00:17:35The law requires me to warn you that I am also a gym teacher.
00:17:38You'll see.
00:17:39I am not authorized to tell you where I work.
00:17:41This green beret is a treasury thief, something dangerous.
00:17:44Tomorrow I'll wait for you at the door of my house, on the street.
00:17:46No, not tomorrow, I have to take the girl to the optician.
00:17:49And there you know when you enter, but not when you leave.
00:17:51What are you going to tell me?
00:17:52Yesterday I was at the dentist and I was...
00:17:53Juan, focus on the fight.
00:17:55Yeah.
00:17:55So, the day after tomorrow at seven.
00:17:58Better at three, so I can avoid having to eat with my in-laws.
00:18:00Perfect, at three.
00:18:02Is everyone happy?
00:18:04Well, that's it, the meeting is adjourned.
00:18:05And the mailboxes?
00:18:06Shh, shut up, sorry.
00:18:09Bye bye.
00:18:14Mom, I'm not leaving here until you tell me who my father is.
00:18:18But what does it matter? He left a long time ago.
00:18:21Andrés, are you feeling better?
00:18:22Regular.
00:18:23Mother?
00:18:23Jaroslav, his name is Jaroslav.
00:18:27Jaroslav.
00:18:28Is that Russian?
00:18:29I met him in Poland when I was a volunteer with the Red Cross.
00:18:32He was in the Solidarity union.
00:18:34And well, it was a silly night.
00:18:37Well, well, this, this is the best.
00:18:39Andrés, you and I were just boyfriend and girlfriend then, we weren't married yet.
00:18:43Of course, damn, if we're getting married, why did you get pregnant?
00:18:46So you are the son of a Polish trade unionist.
00:18:48Pablo!
00:18:49It's not funny at all.
00:18:50Damn, Dad, what a mess you've made.
00:18:51How calm we all were with our crisis.
00:18:53You shut up, you're not my son.
00:18:55Pablo, we have to make up for lost time.
00:18:57Ah, no, no, don't confuse me now.
00:18:59Maybe I'm not your son either.
00:19:01No, you do.
00:19:02I'm going to take a walk and see if I can get a little clearer.
00:19:05Isabel, will you tell me what we do now?
00:19:08Well, I don't know, let's give therapy a try.
00:19:11Maybe we'll keep moving forward.
00:19:13Further?
00:19:13Let's see if the baby grows a little, because if it seems like I'm fat.
00:19:21Diego has come to see me.
00:19:24Are you going to tell me or do I have to strangle you?
00:19:27What did he tell you?
00:19:29Well, he hasn't stopped thinking about me, but his wife likes me too.
00:19:33That's a mess.
00:19:34And what if we continue seeing each other while it clears up.
00:19:37And you told him no, of course?
00:19:39Well, one in three marriages fail in the first two years.
00:19:43I can't believe it.
00:19:44You're going to be seeing him secretly.
00:19:46No, I told him yes.
00:19:46I told him I had to think about it.
00:19:49How do you see it?
00:19:49That as I see it, I don't see it.
00:19:51Mauri, don't you realize that you're going to be the beloved, you're going to be the other one.
00:19:54I know, this sounds like a Rocío Jurado song, but I really like Diego.
00:19:57That's without even considering other small details, such as the possibility of breaking up a marriage.
00:20:02And stepping over a third person.
00:20:04A girl who will be madly in love with her new husband.
00:20:07Well, that's not my fault, I couldn't know.
00:20:09Do you know what's going to happen, Mauri?
00:20:10That Diego and you are going to start seeing each other, he's going to love it.
00:20:13He's going to tell you that he loves you very much, but that he's not going to leave his wife.
00:20:16Why don't you leave them, Mauri? He's a married guy.
00:20:19You're right.
00:20:20I'm not going to complicate my life at this point.
00:20:22I'm sure there's someone perfect out there waiting for me.
00:20:25Of course.
00:20:25Of course.
00:20:26Diego, it's me, Mauri.
00:20:30Look, I've already thought about it.
00:20:32Are we having dinner tomorrow?
00:20:33Okay.
00:20:35I like it a lot.
00:20:35So why are you asking me?
00:20:37Woman, because you have to ask.
00:20:40No, I'll go.
00:20:43Hey, we have to take another bath, huh?
00:20:45Now it turns out that I have to heal the relationship.
00:20:47As if there wasn't enough healing between the faculty and the gatehouse.
00:20:50Belén says she wants me to surprise her.
00:20:51Two words.
00:20:52Sado, maso.
00:20:53Look, I have a great catalog here.
00:20:55They send it to you by mail, maximum description, without labels.
00:20:59Let's see.
00:20:59Paquito, your world scares me, huh?
00:21:01Maybe he wants you to have a threesome or swing.
00:21:03No, no, no.
00:21:04But without sex it doesn't go well.
00:21:05But what he wants is to do boyfriend things.
00:21:07Oh, what a loser.
00:21:08This one wants you to take her to the movies.
00:21:10Or go shopping with her.
00:21:11No, it has to be something different.
00:21:13Take her from public to word
00:21:14or to an open day at the conference, I don't know.
00:21:17Hello.
00:21:17Hello.
00:21:18You left yourself in class.
00:21:19Ah, thank you very much.
00:21:21Aren't you going to introduce us?
00:21:22No, it runs fine before it's the thermostrator.
00:21:24Hey, Emilio, can this girl give you some advice?
00:21:26any romantic plans for Belén?
00:21:27Yes, because he has a girlfriend.
00:21:29Oh, I told you, didn't I?
00:21:30Yes, Paquito already knows.
00:21:31Thank you so much.
00:21:32How would you like your boyfriend to surprise you?
00:21:35Appearing, because I don't have.
00:21:37And do you have a phone?
00:21:39Forgive him, he just doesn't get it right.
00:21:40And he has a pheromone clot in his brain.
00:21:42I already left his girlfriend, for being immature.
00:21:44The only one worth anything here is me.
00:21:47Hey, why don't you take her on a hike?
00:21:49I know a place in the mountains with a beautiful waterfall.
00:21:52Ah, how pretty and how cheap.
00:21:54Do you see how it shows that he went to university?
00:21:55Is this girl giving him the coconut?
00:21:57Do you like that thing about the countryside?
00:21:58I loved it.
00:21:59I lost my virginity there.
00:22:01Come on, let's go outside and you draw me a map,
00:22:03that there is very little light here.
00:22:04Okay, nice to meet you.
00:22:05Hey!
00:22:06Hey!
00:22:06Hey!
00:22:06What the fuck did he do?
00:22:11She's an angel.
00:22:13I have fallen in love.
00:22:14Come on, man, you do it all.
00:22:16Good morning.
00:22:21Mr. Juan, I want you to know that in this matter of your fight
00:22:24I support you and trust you.
00:22:25Thank you very much, Emilio.
00:22:26But if I could pay for the month,
00:22:28as a precaution more than anything,
00:22:29that then the paperwork gets longer.
00:22:31Don't worry.
00:22:32So between us.
00:22:33I have not the slightest intention
00:22:35to fight with that man.
00:22:36I'm going to go talk to him.
00:22:37We will settle things civilly.
00:22:39and when he doesn't show up for the fight
00:22:40I say that it has cracked
00:22:41and I am left wider than I am long.
00:22:43Yes sir.
00:22:43That's a dodge from a seasoned politician.
00:22:45Emilio, this is the most important muscle in the body.
00:22:52Hey, Mr. Juan, just one thing.
00:22:54Would you mind giving me the day off?
00:22:56and lend me your car?
00:22:57I want to go on an excursion with Belén to the countryside.
00:22:59Sure, man.
00:22:59Do you want me to go to college?
00:23:00to take your notes?
00:23:01Man, I appreciate it,
00:23:03but I still don't understand your handwriting.
00:23:04Emilio, don't be so cheeky.
00:23:06Sunday excursions.
00:23:07You suck up the traffic jam like everyone else.
00:23:09I thought you were going to do me a favor.
00:23:11How has he been so discreet?
00:23:12with his mess with weed?
00:23:16Don't step on it when it's cold, okay?
00:23:17And don't get my floor mats dirty.
00:23:20Hey, thank you very much indeed, Mr. Juan.
00:23:22I 40 in favor of the other.
00:23:23Don't you realize that we're at the end of the month?
00:23:25If it costs you, they will inflate you.
00:23:27This is safer
00:23:28than treasury bills.
00:23:29What are they doing?
00:23:30Nothing, an innocent bunch
00:23:32to pass the time.
00:23:33This is intolerable.
00:23:34This is...
00:23:35Nobody's going to bet on me.
00:23:36Is it about making money?
00:23:38Give me 30 for Father Macarra.
00:23:40Hey, I'm just stiff.
00:23:42I need money.
00:23:43Well, if we all graze for himself,
00:23:45we didn't earn a penny.
00:23:46I'm betting on Mr. President.
00:23:48Two euros.
00:23:49I bet too.
00:23:50500 euros for my brother.
00:23:52What do you see?
00:23:53Juan, I trust you.
00:23:54You are a born winner.
00:23:56Well, maybe that man doesn't even show up.
00:23:58I noticed his voice was trembling.
00:23:59So let's go look for him.
00:24:00and we bring him by the hair.
00:24:02You can win now, man.
00:24:04What a mess.
00:24:05Don't worry, President,
00:24:07that I train you.
00:24:08That I have been a specialist
00:24:08of cinema in Almería.
00:24:10Dad, don't mess around, okay?
00:24:11But why are you going to train him?
00:24:14if you have bet on the other?
00:24:15Damn, so it doesn't crack,
00:24:17that there is a lot at stake.
00:24:18The chunga has bet 500 euros.
00:24:21But where does he get the money from?
00:24:23if you don't work?
00:24:24Let's open the bank cards for him,
00:24:26that we have none of it.
00:24:27I'm going to get the pints from the oven.
00:24:29I'm here now.
00:24:38See you later.
00:24:40Hello.
00:24:41Mauri, relax,
00:24:42that I am not Fran Rivera.
00:24:43There are no paparazzi following us here.
00:24:44If I don't want to attract attention.
00:24:45But if he's looking at you
00:24:46the entire cafeteria.
00:24:47Well, what's up?
00:24:48Are we going to be able to see each other tonight?
00:24:49Yes, yes.
00:24:50I told Alba
00:24:51that as the opening of the restaurant
00:24:52It was a success,
00:24:53you're going to have a dinner party at your house
00:24:54Tonight for Lucia and me
00:24:55and so we celebrated together.
00:24:57Very good.
00:24:57There's just one small problem.
00:24:58that she's signing up for dinner.
00:24:59That?
00:25:00So, he's coming with us.
00:25:01Ah, well, let him come.
00:25:02You don't care.
00:25:03How are you going to bring your wife to my house?
00:25:04What do you want?
00:25:04Am I dying of shame?
00:25:05But he says that he really liked you.
00:25:07and that way he also meets your girlfriend.
00:25:08Oh, I have a girlfriend?
00:25:09I told him that you were dating Bea,
00:25:11that with the pregnancy thing
00:25:11it is very credible
00:25:12and so she didn't suspect anything.
00:25:14Damn, man,
00:25:14We're off to a good start, aren't we?
00:25:15Just like that, no fuss.
00:25:16Well, we'll cancel dinner and that's it.
00:25:18No, no, no, no.
00:25:19We can't suspend,
00:25:19which then sings more.
00:25:20Because?
00:25:21Have I had kidney colic?
00:25:21experimenting with new recipes?
00:25:23No, look, nothing's wrong.
00:25:24We are going to dinner.
00:25:25Let Alba see that you two
00:25:26you are a normal couple
00:25:28and so later you and I
00:25:28we can stay as friends
00:25:30whenever we feel like it.
00:25:30Diego, Bea and I are not
00:25:31an ordinary couple.
00:25:32She is lesbian, I am gay.
00:25:33I know,
00:25:34but he won't care
00:25:35pretend to be your girlfriend
00:25:35for one night.
00:25:36I'm going to kill you.
00:25:37Hey, I'll buy the wine.
00:25:38No, tranquilizer,
00:25:39I'm going to miss them.
00:25:41Goodbye, but...
00:25:42Here, it's ready.
00:25:48Hey, take care of her for me, okay?
00:25:50I have left him on the red button.
00:25:51This is made for fools.
00:25:53What are you going to record?
00:25:53A porn video?
00:25:54They pay very little.
00:25:56No, we're going to do boyfriend things.
00:25:58I take her on a hike to the mountains.
00:25:59To the mountain?
00:26:00Yes, it is a very romantic place,
00:26:01with trees and waterfalls,
00:26:02like the paintings
00:26:03of Chinese restaurants.
00:26:04But you keep quiet,
00:26:06I know it's a surprise.
00:26:09Hey, he's not working, is he?
00:26:11What are you saying?
00:26:12If Belén hates the countryside.
00:26:13Plus, she's allergic to everything.
00:26:14Did he start to sneeze?
00:26:15watching little house on the prairie?
00:26:16Hey, I'm going to say it, poor thing.
00:26:17And spoil the surprise.
00:26:20This type of experiences
00:26:21They are the ones that consolidate a couple.
00:26:24But daughter of my life,
00:26:25Where are you going with the heels?
00:26:27Of course, you don't tell me where we're going.
00:26:28I'm changing.
00:26:29No, no, no, let's go now,
00:26:30that there won't be much truck traffic.
00:26:32The ones you enjoy, huh?
00:26:34How pretty!
00:26:36And where will this take me?
00:26:38Who knows.
00:26:39Oh, do you mind giving me the day off?
00:26:41I promise you that at eight
00:26:42I'm at the restaurant.
00:26:43Yes, come on, have a good time.
00:26:47Yes, I'm already heavy.
00:26:48That is not you,
00:26:49that's why I'm looking for the lights.
00:26:51I'll tell you.
00:26:55Bye bye.
00:26:55He's going to kill me.
00:26:57I don't know, but that videotape
00:26:58I want to see her.
00:27:00The Ebro,
00:27:01that great river that is born
00:27:01in the Peñalabra Mountains
00:27:02and irrigates 910 kilometers
00:27:05from Cantabrian lands,
00:27:07Castilian,
00:27:07Aragonese and Catalan.
00:27:09It is famous for rice
00:27:10that is grown in the delta
00:27:11of the same name
00:27:12and by the transfer
00:27:13of the National Hydrological Plan.
00:27:15Thorny issue
00:27:15of burning relevance
00:27:16and that demonstrates
00:27:17the ineffectiveness
00:27:18of our politicians.
00:27:19I don't know if you followed
00:27:20the debate in Congress,
00:27:21but I couldn't believe it.
00:27:22That seemed
00:27:23Martian Chronicles.
00:27:24Come on.
00:27:24Good.
00:27:25Juan, sorry.
00:27:27The director calls you.
00:27:28Uh, yeah, the director.
00:27:31And did he tell you what he wanted?
00:27:33Maybe he's going to present
00:27:34to his replacement.
00:27:34What substitute?
00:27:35The one who is going to come
00:27:36when Father Soto
00:27:37sends him to the hospital.
00:27:39Well, for being clever,
00:27:40surprise check tomorrow.
00:27:42He hasn't said it yet,
00:27:43it is no longer a surprise.
00:27:45Shut up!
00:27:46Ledesma,
00:27:46goes to the blackboard
00:27:47and write down the name
00:27:47of all those who speak.
00:27:58Yes, as I tell you.
00:28:00Diana told me,
00:28:02that of ethics,
00:28:02that Ramón,
00:28:03the one with the tongue,
00:28:04he has had an affair with Pilar,
00:28:05the music one.
00:28:08Of course she's married
00:28:09with the drawing.
00:28:12No, no, no, no.
00:28:13It's not my fault.
00:28:15I just sent them
00:28:15on a trip to the zoo.
00:28:18Can?
00:28:19I'll call you back later.
00:28:22Juan,
00:28:23sit down.
00:28:24I just found out
00:28:26about your fight
00:28:27and officially
00:28:28to tell you
00:28:29that this center
00:28:29does not approve at all
00:28:31that one of our teachers
00:28:32he starts to fight
00:28:33with the father
00:28:34of a student.
00:28:35That is reason
00:28:35of immediate dismissal.
00:28:37Yes, I swear to you
00:28:37that I don't have
00:28:38the slightest intention
00:28:39from hitting anyone.
00:28:40Don't tell me now
00:28:40that you chicken out.
00:28:41As?
00:28:42There is sense
00:28:42that it must be crushed,
00:28:43man.
00:28:44He's a big mouth.
00:28:45You have to leave
00:28:45our pavilion
00:28:46very high.
00:28:47But I don't want to
00:28:48endanger
00:28:48the reputation of the school.
00:28:50What reputation?
00:28:52These are activities
00:28:53extracurricular activities.
00:28:55Sincerely,
00:28:56I was surprised,
00:28:57Juan.
00:28:58That you are character.
00:29:01I think I have
00:29:02in front of me
00:29:03to the next boss
00:29:04of studies.
00:29:05Oh yeah?
00:29:06Do you know that the thing about
00:29:07knowledge of the environment
00:29:08has he asked me about you?
00:29:10Who?
00:29:11Maribel.
00:29:11Do you like it.
00:29:14Do you want them to go?
00:29:15on a trip to the zoo?
00:29:16No, no, no, no.
00:29:17Please.
00:29:18Well, if you have to go,
00:29:19he leaves.
00:29:20Don Gustavo,
00:29:21You know that I
00:29:21I am always
00:29:22at your complete disposal.
00:29:25The school
00:29:26is with you,
00:29:27Juan.
00:29:28Thank you.
00:29:34Mariano,
00:29:38Juan Cuesta,
00:29:40yes I'm starting
00:29:40to train me.
00:29:43Well, what do you think?
00:29:44Say something.
00:29:44What are we doing here?
00:29:45if there is nothing?
00:29:46Yes, the countryside.
00:29:47It's nice here.
00:29:48Emilio, it's that I
00:29:49I don't like the countryside very much.
00:29:51Yes, look,
00:29:52at the end of that road
00:29:52there is a beautiful waterfall
00:29:54why do we bathe?
00:29:54in ball,
00:29:55in the form of a peace announcement.
00:29:56What's more, you have to walk?
00:29:57Hey, this is a plan.
00:29:58romantic boyfriend and girlfriend, huh?
00:29:59Here comes this kind of people
00:30:00to lose her virginity.
00:30:01Yes, very romantic.
00:30:02In the field
00:30:03and with heels.
00:30:03Take the backpack.
00:30:05He is a transvestite.
00:30:05And take this too.
00:30:10It's very far away
00:30:11the east site,
00:30:13the waterfall.
00:30:14Well, look,
00:30:14according to the map
00:30:15that they have drawn for me
00:30:15it is exactly
00:30:17to 38 little squares.
00:30:21Right there.
00:30:22Come on.
00:30:23Well, come on, let's go.
00:30:24Hey, don't start.
00:30:25go complain now, okay?
00:30:26But I have complained.
00:30:27Yes, a little bit
00:30:28yes I heard you.
00:30:28I haven't complained.
00:30:29You hear badly.
00:30:30It's that coming to the countryside
00:30:31with heels
00:30:31It's also a real pain, huh?
00:30:33Look, look, look, look.
00:30:38Check the balance
00:30:39who has the Nieves account.
00:30:4174,000 euros.
00:30:42Where did you get it from?
00:30:43so much money?
00:30:44Will it have touched him?
00:30:45the lottery?
00:30:46No, look.
00:30:47It is that it has
00:30:48three rented apartments.
00:30:49And you come to live
00:30:50to the brother's house?
00:30:51What a shame.
00:30:52You have to be fucking kidding.
00:30:53Some both
00:30:54and others don't either.
00:30:55Marisa, don't complain.
00:30:57that we
00:30:57we have each other
00:30:57one to the other.
00:30:59That's it, you check.
00:30:59more fuel to the fire.
00:31:01This is the
00:31:01of the credit card.
00:31:03Corrota!
00:31:04This month
00:31:05has not spent anything.
00:31:06Well, with the number
00:31:06from the card
00:31:07we can buy
00:31:08online
00:31:09whatever we want.
00:31:11That is a crime.
00:31:13You started
00:31:13with batteries
00:31:13from the supermarket
00:31:14and to know
00:31:15where you are going to end up.
00:31:16No,
00:31:16that we are like
00:31:17Robin Hood.
00:31:18We take it away
00:31:18to the rich
00:31:19to give it to him
00:31:20to the poor.
00:31:21That is, us.
00:31:22What if Nieves
00:31:22you realize what?
00:31:23He doesn't realize.
00:31:24We caught him in time
00:31:25the bank's letters.
00:31:26The bad thing is that we
00:31:28we don't know about computers.
00:31:29Not us.
00:31:30But Amparo
00:31:31was giving
00:31:32a computer course
00:31:33where the joviletas...
00:31:35Oh!
00:31:38But you are crazy.
00:31:40How am I going to do it?
00:31:40pass by your girlfriend?
00:31:41Hey, you owe me a favor.
00:31:42When your brother came
00:31:43the priest
00:31:43I pretended to be your boyfriend.
00:31:45Yes, and remember
00:31:45how it came out.
00:31:47Well,
00:31:47And what is Diego about?
00:31:49The first thing he does
00:31:49is to bring his wife into the house.
00:31:50No,
00:31:51that it has not been Diego,
00:31:51it has been her
00:31:52that has been added to the dinner.
00:31:53Maury is going to realize
00:31:54that we are not a couple.
00:31:55What's up?
00:31:56You don't look at him too much
00:31:56the tits and that's it.
00:31:57If this was coming.
00:31:59Look, I warned you.
00:31:59that that boy
00:32:00you weren't interested.
00:32:01Hey, what's wrong?
00:32:02Are you jealous?
00:32:03Me jealous of what?
00:32:04See you,
00:32:04I promised it will be
00:32:05a good father
00:32:05and not a good husband.
00:32:06Well, look,
00:32:07Since you bring it up,
00:32:08since your new love
00:32:09has burst into your life
00:32:10you haven't asked me again
00:32:11how is my pregnancy going?
00:32:13How are you doing?
00:32:13Fuck off.
00:32:14Hey, don't make me
00:32:15feel guilty, huh?
00:32:16Look, I do care.
00:32:18for my son
00:32:18that I have already found it
00:32:19to his uncle.
00:32:19Maury, will you shut up?
00:32:20that I'm putting on
00:32:21from the nerves, please?
00:32:22Do you see how we can
00:32:22pass for boyfriends?
00:32:23Okay, yes,
00:32:24whatever you want
00:32:24is that I will be your girlfriend.
00:32:26Oh, the virgin,
00:32:27but see,
00:32:27what's the matter?
00:32:29Hey!
00:32:30Because you have already found
00:32:32to someone,
00:32:32but I'm still alone
00:32:33and that I'm fat and ugly
00:32:35and that no one is going to notice me.
00:32:36But don't say that.
00:32:37Hey,
00:32:38if a pregnant woman
00:32:40can be very sexy.
00:32:42Lie.
00:32:42Your face shines
00:32:43in a special way
00:32:44and you're going to win
00:32:44a couple of sizes
00:32:45bra
00:32:46which always comes in handy.
00:32:47And they are starting to happen to me
00:32:48to throw the ankles, look.
00:32:49Well, nothing,
00:32:50bell-bottoms
00:32:50that are very similar.
00:32:51Listen, listen,
00:32:53you look beautiful.
00:32:54If Madonna saw you
00:32:54would make his next music video
00:32:56giving it to you.
00:32:57Really?
00:32:58Yeah?
00:32:59I swear.
00:33:01Maury,
00:33:02I am the first
00:33:02I want Diego's thing
00:33:03it goes well for you, okay?
00:33:05So tonight
00:33:06I will be the perfect girlfriend.
00:33:07Thank you.
00:33:08Are we going to have to kiss?
00:33:10Ah, well, silly,
00:33:10so in a couple plan
00:33:11of all life.
00:33:12Because?
00:33:12By practicing.
00:33:15Idiot.
00:33:17Good.
00:33:18Yesterday you stood out
00:33:19suddenly approximately
00:33:20one year of therapy
00:33:20and I live from this,
00:33:21so let's go
00:33:21a little slower
00:33:22which is better for everyone.
00:33:23It is important
00:33:24that you realize
00:33:25that an infidelity
00:33:26even if it materializes
00:33:27in an illegitimate child
00:33:27it's not that important.
00:33:28And less after
00:33:29having lived together like this
00:33:30for 22 years.
00:33:31Well that's what I say
00:33:32me too.
00:33:33Alex,
00:33:34How do you feel?
00:33:35I?
00:33:36Very good.
00:33:38It turns out that my father
00:33:39he is not my father
00:33:39and now also
00:33:40He completely ignores me.
00:33:41Now he listens to me,
00:33:42I don't know what's worse.
00:33:43Andrew,
00:33:43you have to try to win
00:33:44that hostility
00:33:44that you have developed
00:33:45towards Alex.
00:33:46No,
00:33:46If I try
00:33:47what happens
00:33:47is that I look at him
00:33:48and every time it reminds me
00:33:50more to Alex Valesa.
00:33:52Mother,
00:33:52you could too
00:33:53to have remained silent.
00:33:54Sorry,
00:33:54but I only
00:33:55I have obeyed the therapist.
00:33:56Said,
00:33:56open up to me
00:33:57and I opened.
00:33:58Andrew,
00:33:59Do you want to tell him something?
00:33:59to your wife?
00:34:00Well, I don't know,
00:34:01the truth,
00:34:01What am I going to tell him?
00:34:04We will win
00:34:04This blockade
00:34:05using the technique
00:34:06roleplaying.
00:34:07I will now play Isabel
00:34:08so that you can
00:34:08express freely.
00:34:09Forward,
00:34:10I am your wife.
00:34:13Isabel.
00:34:14Yeah?
00:34:15Daughter of a bitch,
00:34:1620 years deceived.
00:34:18Come here!
00:34:19Andrew!
00:34:20Let him go!
00:34:20I mean,
00:34:21let her go.
00:34:21I mean,
00:34:22let me go.
00:34:23Or I don't know,
00:34:24what a mess.
00:34:30Emilio,
00:34:30there is a lot missing.
00:34:31My feet are destroyed.
00:34:34Come,
00:34:35let's see if I can hear the waterfall.
00:34:36With what we carry
00:34:37have given,
00:34:38we should be
00:34:38in the Niagara Falls.
00:34:40Nativity scene.
00:34:41That?
00:34:41You didn't want to?
00:34:42that surprised you?
00:34:43Yeah.
00:34:43Well, surprise,
00:34:44I don't know where we are.
00:34:46Emilio,
00:34:46I don't like them
00:34:47this kind of jokes,
00:34:48Hey?
00:34:48Well then, calm down,
00:34:49because it's no joke.
00:34:50I kill you.
00:34:51I kill you,
00:34:52I kill you,
00:34:53I kill you,
00:34:53I kill you.
00:34:54But if I don't understand it,
00:34:55look at the map,
00:34:55it is very clear.
00:34:56Yeah,
00:34:56It's a shame that in the forest
00:34:57don't give them names
00:34:58to the streets.
00:34:59Do you want to tell me?
00:35:00what do we do now?
00:35:02Let's see,
00:35:02the air comes from there.
00:35:03AND?
00:35:04Don't know,
00:35:04but it comes from there,
00:35:05It is a fact,
00:35:05No?
00:35:06Look,
00:35:07look,
00:35:07let's turn around
00:35:08and we return to the car.
00:35:09Yeah,
00:35:09Yeah,
00:35:09Yeah,
00:35:09Yeah,
00:35:10Karin,
00:35:10let him come,
00:35:10I follow you.
00:35:11You don't know where the car is.
00:35:12But what do I know?
00:35:13you came last,
00:35:14you should have been throwing away
00:35:14breadcrumbs
00:35:15or cockles or something.
00:35:16In couples
00:35:17you have to divide the tasks,
00:35:18No?
00:35:19Nativity scene,
00:35:20that's not the way,
00:35:20you're going to get lost.
00:35:21We're already lost!
00:35:23Moron!
00:35:24Let's see,
00:35:25They say that in these situations
00:35:26you have to stay calm
00:35:27and the united group.
00:35:29Well,
00:35:29This is what they say.
00:35:30Who knows if it's true?
00:35:32I don't know anymore
00:35:32not even in the little square
00:35:33that we are.
00:35:36But this tree is this one.
00:35:37Nativity scene!
00:35:38What's up around here?
00:35:39Now I open
00:35:41the explorer.
00:35:43Leave
00:35:44to the website
00:35:45from the search engine
00:35:46and I introduce him
00:35:49a criterion
00:35:50search.
00:35:54With
00:35:55pras.
00:35:56Wow!
00:36:00See all sites
00:36:01where you can buy things.
00:36:03That we caught each other.
00:36:04Oh, I want a good coat!
00:36:06I have one of those treadmills
00:36:07to take Valentín for a walk
00:36:08without leaving home.
00:36:09Well, go on.
00:36:10C-
00:36:10C-
00:36:11TAS
00:36:12pa-
00:36:13ra-
00:36:14co-
00:36:15grid.
00:36:19Give me the number
00:36:20of card.
00:36:23And that's it?
00:36:25How easy this internet thing is!
00:36:28No?
00:36:28Hey,
00:36:29Do you want me to put you
00:36:30a dirty video,
00:36:31Hey?
00:36:33Yeah,
00:36:34there is always time for that.
00:36:35Come on?
00:36:35Juan,
00:36:40head of studies,
00:36:41imagine how it will look
00:36:42that on your business card.
00:36:44Let's see.
00:36:45Boseo consists of gluing
00:36:46without getting hit.
00:36:48That's the basic technique.
00:36:49We are?
00:36:50What are you shouting,
00:36:51I can hear well now.
00:36:52Hey, Payment,
00:36:52you record this
00:36:53to view it later
00:36:53and correct mistakes, right?
00:36:55No, no, no.
00:36:55It's just so fashionable
00:36:56snap movies.
00:36:57There are festivals on the internet.
00:36:58Let's see,
00:36:58taste like legs.
00:37:00Arms raised.
00:37:01Closed fists.
00:37:03Look at the photo he has.
00:37:04For a start,
00:37:05I've made it easy for you.
00:37:06An asparagus peso.
00:37:08But that exists.
00:37:09Where do you think you're from?
00:37:10the word comes
00:37:11sparring,
00:37:11ignorant of life?
00:37:13If I have to put on
00:37:13to explain everything,
00:37:14we didn't start.
00:37:17This hitting thing for me
00:37:17it doesn't suit me.
00:37:18I am a sensitive guy,
00:37:19I see both.
00:37:20Well,
00:37:20you take advantage
00:37:21who is the president.
00:37:22Ever
00:37:22you must have wanted it,
00:37:23No?
00:37:24Come on.
00:37:25Let's see,
00:37:25come on,
00:37:26Juan,
00:37:26the tiger's gaze.
00:37:28Tong!
00:37:31Come on.
00:37:32But look at him.
00:37:33Hit down!
00:37:35Get the air out of him!
00:37:37Come on.
00:37:42Juan,
00:37:42do something,
00:37:43that this is not a class
00:37:44regional dances.
00:37:53Well,
00:37:53no problem.
00:37:54Fall,
00:37:55you already know.
00:37:56Hey, man,
00:37:56don't go too far
00:37:57who is my father.
00:37:58What do I know, man?
00:37:59I was just marking.
00:38:00I don't think
00:38:01in dedicating yourself to this.
00:38:02No problem,
00:38:03I'm fine,
00:38:03I'm fine.
00:38:04Come on.
00:38:05No no,
00:38:05on the other side.
00:38:07Still.
00:38:08Still,
00:38:09tiger.
00:38:09For,
00:38:10why do you kill yourself.
00:38:11To your scratch.
00:38:12Juan,
00:38:12we have to put you
00:38:13in shape a little bit,
00:38:14Hey?
00:38:18Subscribe to the channel!
00:38:48Juan, hit hard, hit hard, Juan, hit hard, Juan, hit hard, Juan, hit hard, Juan, hit hard, keep going, only you can win.
00:39:05Where's Belén? We're having a bachelorette party and a seminary graduation dinner, sparks are going to fly.
00:39:10We're calling each other, but there's no signal. Maybe they're just shoving at you under the waterfall and can't hear us.
00:39:14Hey, I'm worried, huh? Something might have happened to them.
00:39:17I'm going to call now with my latest generation tri-band phone because otherwise it's clear that I won't.
00:39:21Belén, I have a little line, we are saved.
00:39:23Run, call the Civil Guard.
00:39:24No, look, if they don't call us anymore, they'll have located us with the satellite.
00:39:28Yeah?
00:39:29Are you with Belén? She was supposed to be here an hour ago.
00:39:32Yes, yes, yes, Belén is here with me, but listen to me for a moment.
00:39:34Tell him that if he's not capable of being responsible, he'll have to face the consequences.
00:39:37No matter how friendly she is, that doesn't give her the right to special treatment.
00:39:40Yeah, asshole, but let me talk, this is more important. We're here in the middle of...
00:39:44Well, if this job doesn't seem important to him, he can go back to the burger.
00:39:48Go on.
00:39:49What's happening?
00:39:49I've run out of battery. But don't worry, I have the charger right here in my backpack.
00:39:53Of course, now we just need to find an outlet.
00:39:58Come on, it's true, what nonsense.
00:40:00Nativity scene!
00:40:00Help me get off the rock, okay? Or do you think I'm Tarzan?
00:40:04Nativity scene?
00:40:05Did he hang up on me?
00:40:06These guys are doing boyfriend and girlfriend stuff, but in the bed of a country house.
00:40:08Hey, I have to go to Mauri's dinner. Can you tell me about it?
00:40:11Yes, yes, of course. Does anyone else want to go?
00:40:13Man, since you put it that way.
00:40:14Here. This is for the Japanese in the back.
00:40:17Look, ma'am, I'm the owner and I don't have to serve dishes.
00:40:20Hey, the bachelor and seminarian parties have put the tables together. What do I do?
00:40:29How are you?
00:40:29Do I look like a formal bride?
00:40:31She's going to notice, Alba, she's going to notice, because everything about me shows. She's going to say, my husband likes this guy.
00:40:35Mauri, relax. Look, all you have to do is behave as manly as possible.
00:40:40Damn, that's hard.
00:40:42They are already there.
00:40:43Please open it yourself, so you look like a good housewife.
00:40:45Okay, but don't get all sexist on me, okay?
00:40:47No, I'm being as manly as possible.
00:40:53Hello good.
00:40:54Hello, come in. How are you? I'm Bea.
00:40:57Alba, delighted.
00:40:58What's up, man? You look fucking awesome.
00:41:01Hi how are things?
00:41:02Hello.
00:41:03Well, looking forward to having dinner with you.
00:41:06Oh, what a cute dress!
00:41:08Thank you.
00:41:09Makes you an interesting ass, huh?
00:41:11No, I mean, the dress has a beautiful cut and the butt is... because it has a beautiful cut... the butt... Do you want something to drink?
00:41:22Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, please, please sit down.
00:41:26Oh, how can you tell now? How far along are you?
00:41:29Five months old.
00:41:30Oh, she's pretty.
00:41:32Gorgeous.
00:41:33It's just that my boyfriend is going through the typical "I'm fat, I'm ugly" crisis, but I tell him no.
00:41:37Well, I'll tell you and prove it to you because we're still here giving you the bandana every day.
00:41:41Well, that's great, isn't it?
00:41:45Mauri is always having fun, that's what I find most amusing about him.
00:41:48Oh yeah, he's always got sex in here.
00:41:51No, I'll talk.
00:41:52Keep talking, I don't want to monopolize the conversation.
00:41:56Hello good.
00:41:56What's next?
00:41:57Sorry, sorry, I just got a little caught up getting ready, since I don't have Roberto to rush me anymore.
00:42:02Well, thank goodness this isn't a couples' dinner, otherwise I'd feel really weird.
00:42:06Lucia, yes, it's a couples dinner.
00:42:08Ah, well that's it, I feel really weird.
00:42:15Drink, president, we need to recover mineral salts.
00:42:19Oh, what is this? It has alcohol in it.
00:42:21Of course, it's honey, it prevents the pain, while making you forget this disaster.
00:42:26You've seen me quite right, don't you think I have a chance?
00:42:30Against the son, yes, the bad thing is that you're going to fight against the father.
00:42:32Come on, take this, so you get motivated.
00:42:34The first three Rocky movies, Raging Bull, the super brawlers, well, and a couple of Bruce Lee movies in case he wants to do a fusion fight to give him ideas.
00:42:41Don't excuse me, I'm going outside to get some air.
00:42:45It seems to me that there will be early elections in this community.
00:42:49Hey, I'm going to change my bet.
00:42:50Come on.
00:42:51But you give faith, the same thing happens, a miracle.
00:42:53What do you expect, for me to win?
00:42:54Yes, or that he resurrects after the pariza.
00:43:13Juan Cuesta?
00:43:14Yeah.
00:43:15I'm Joaquin Soto.
00:43:17I warn you that I am trained by the best professionals, okay?
00:43:20Calm down, calm down, I just came to talk.
00:43:23How could you call me on the phone?
00:43:24Hey, it was you who came to threaten me at my house.
00:43:26Because my wife forced me to.
00:43:27I had already gotten rid of her, she looked great.
00:43:30And now you go and act like Chuck Norris.
00:43:32So you don't want to fight me?
00:43:33I?
00:43:34That fight must be stopped no matter what.
00:43:35How are we going to stop it?
00:43:36If my neighbors are making bets and I'm playing for the head of studies.
00:43:40Well, then we'll have a good time.
00:43:41Ah, no, no, no, no.
00:43:42That is a clear illegality, it is shocking, frankly.
00:43:44Would you rather hit yourself?
00:43:45No.
00:43:45Well, that's it then.
00:43:47You hit me a couple of times, I'll fight back.
00:43:49I connect a hook to your jaw and when it's not your hand you let yourself fall.
00:43:52Incorrect.
00:43:53I should be the one to take you down.
00:43:55Juan, let's see, it's about getting people to believe it, right?
00:43:57Why wouldn't they believe him?
00:43:58Well, all right, look, neither for you nor for me.
00:44:00When I give you the doubles sign, we both release it at the same time, a right straight.
00:44:03Hey?
00:44:04To the ground and a technical draw, that's all.
00:44:06Good idea.
00:44:07Doubles, punch and to the ground.
00:44:08No, that's 31.
00:44:10This is Duples.
00:44:11It's just that I'm more of a cinquillo player, you know?
00:44:12Well, did you hear about it or not?
00:44:13Yeah.
00:44:14Well, I'm going home where my wife is waiting for me.
00:44:16Oh, hey, bring gloves, it hurts less.
00:44:18Gloves?
00:44:18Yes, gloves.
00:44:22If I didn't have to watch all these little movies that are...
00:44:25Man, all the savages, yeah.
00:44:26They are black and white and do not impress the blood.
00:44:29And also to the pachino.
00:44:30To me, being parents seems amazing.
00:44:35That two people love each other so much that they want to bring a child into this world.
00:44:39Something that will unite them for life, come on.
00:44:41That's what love is to me.
00:44:43The truth is yes.
00:44:45Diego and I are looking forward to having a child.
00:44:47Oh yeah?
00:44:47Oh, don't tell me, I'm going to have a nephew.
00:44:50Well, it's a project that we have, but come on.
00:44:51I don't really see the child being so early, to be honest.
00:44:53It's that you just got married.
00:44:55You'll have to wait and see how you get along, because life takes many twists and turns.
00:44:58I'm going to bring you every surprise.
00:45:00Besides, you are very young.
00:45:01Well, you're both very young.
00:45:03You don't believe it, huh?
00:45:04I'm already 31.
00:45:05You are more or less the same age.
00:45:07And look.
00:45:07Yeah, but we were bored and we said, what do we do?
00:45:11Well, a child.
00:45:11Man, it wasn't like that either.
00:45:13The truth is, the truth is that when Diego told me about you, at first it sounded a little strange to me, right?
00:45:18Because as Lucía had told me that you were gay...
00:45:22So, you told Alba that I'm gay.
00:45:28Oh, I see you.
00:45:30God, when I drink I say a lot of stupid things.
00:45:32I don't remember that.
00:45:33Hey, excuse me, I'm going to the bathroom for a moment, okay?
00:45:35It's here on the left, isn't it?
00:45:37Yes, what you have to do is go in and then turn left.
00:45:42Can anyone tell me what the hell is going on here?
00:45:43Well, okay, it's a little bit complicated.
00:45:45Your brother and I have had a relationship.
00:45:46That?
00:45:46Oh no, you explained that.
00:45:48What do you want me to do?
00:45:48My little sister embarrasses me.
00:45:50Are you gay?
00:45:51No, I'm not gay.
00:45:52Yes, of course you are.
00:45:53Well, yes, a little.
00:45:53No, I mean, I mean, let me just experiment, you know?
00:45:56How about experimenting?
00:45:57But who are you now?
00:45:58Professor Bacterio?
00:45:59Me, me, me, me, me, me.
00:46:00I seem to be getting a little dizzy.
00:46:02Here, wine, you've gone white.
00:46:03You see why I didn't want to say anything to him?
00:46:04It's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
00:46:05The boy, now!
00:46:06Let's see, go on!
00:46:07For example, I have walked all over Formentera.
00:46:11Formentera and tell me if it's necessary to go to the Caribbean with those beaches.
00:46:14Hey, one thing, you have a really cute bathroom.
00:46:18Thank you very much, I decorated it myself.
00:46:20Oh really?
00:46:21A real pain in the ass.
00:46:23Lucia, Lucia, you look very bad, huh?
00:46:26Are you pale?
00:46:27It's just that her period came right now, all of a sudden.
00:46:30No, no, no, I think the cream has made me feel bad.
00:46:33A digestive cut.
00:46:35That.
00:46:36Poor.
00:46:36Me, I think I'll go home for a bit to lie down, okay?
00:46:40If it is not imported.
00:46:41Mauri, will you join me for a moment?
00:46:42Yes, I'm coming, in case you faint and a neighbor takes advantage to steal your wallet.
00:46:48Well, I think you and I, well, we're going to get going now.
00:46:50Hey, one thing, when is your next ultrasound?
00:46:53I'm not saying this because if you don't mind, I could come with you, right?
00:46:58You could have made up another excuse.
00:47:00Why do you have to criticize my food?
00:47:01Are you?
00:47:02Well, how could you possibly get involved with my brother?
00:47:04Hey, I remind you that it takes two pairs of lips to kiss.
00:47:06He also collaborated.
00:47:07Drugs, really?
00:47:08Did you pour water into the glass?
00:47:09Yes, homosexual, at 1500.
00:47:10Will you stop talking nonsense?
00:47:11Your brother is gay, period, it's no big deal.
00:47:13Mauri just got married.
00:47:15But hey, do you know how long it took Diego to settle down?
00:47:17Well, maybe she's sitting now, just change the cushion.
00:47:20No, no, no, just change the cushion, change the whole decoration.
00:47:22And what's he going to do? Is he going to leave Alba?
00:47:23I don't know, he doesn't even know.
00:47:25Oh my God, what a mess this is going to be.
00:47:26Thanks so much for the outing, huh, sister-in-law?
00:47:28Well, I won't tell you anything when my parents find out.
00:47:30Well, let's take it one step at a time, everything has its own time.
00:47:32It's better now.
00:47:37I'm sure it wasn't the cream because it was too soft.
00:47:40No, no, it's going to be the stress he already has from the restaurant.
00:47:42How's everything going here?
00:47:43Well, we were just saying that if Diego and I hurry up,
00:47:46that the children will be almost the same age,
00:47:48that they will be able to play together.
00:47:49Hey, can you imagine the four of them walking through the park?
00:47:52Yes, it really can be a lot of fun.
00:47:57Another drink?
00:47:58Please.
00:48:05These two are in.
00:48:08Just in time, turn up the volume a little bit,
00:48:10that this thing has run out of batteries.
00:48:11Mariano, where are Belén and Emilio?
00:48:13I have no idea, they already have me worried.
00:48:15Do you want potatoes?
00:48:16What's up, hasn't Emilio arrived yet?
00:48:18Something hasn't happened to this, I'm going to call the Civil Guard.
00:48:20Damn, I have a third-party car.
00:48:22Don't worry, my son, in order not to have a license,
00:48:24drives pretty well.
00:48:25Don't you have a license?
00:48:26I'd better call the hospitals.
00:48:30He doesn't have a license.
00:48:33We are lost, we are going to die, the beasts are stalking us.
00:48:36Emilio!
00:48:37Stop fooling around, please.
00:48:39But it was a joke to relieve tension.
00:48:41What was that?
00:48:42Maybe they are wolves, I think they are repopulating them now.
00:48:45And so?
00:48:46There?
00:48:46I don't know, if this seems like a guacu guacu test,
00:48:48so that they can later say that there is peace in the countryside,
00:48:50There is more noise here than the M30.
00:48:51Why don't we look for a shelter, a cabin?
00:48:54But haven't you seen the movies?
00:48:55In those places there's always a guy with an axe who kills everyone.
00:48:57Well, what do we do?
00:48:58We called David el Lomo to bring us some broth.
00:49:01Hey, I remind you that we are here for you,
00:49:03that you were the one who insisted on doing romantic things.
00:49:05Of course, how much damage has been done is amazing.
00:49:07Yes, this is very romantic.
00:49:10They'll find us here tomorrow, frozen.
00:49:13Hey, let's have one in the moonlight to warm up.
00:49:15Yes, that's what I was thinking just now.
00:49:19Look, I'm sorry, okay?
00:49:20It's just that I wanted to show you that I like doing things with you.
00:49:23and that you come first for me.
00:49:27But next time, ask me.
00:49:29Oh, okay, when I'm going to surprise you, I'll let you know in advance.
00:49:31I'm happy to spend a little more time with you.
00:49:35No, but yes, we have achieved that.
00:49:40Go on, look, a fleeting aunt. Run, make a wish.
00:49:44A family pizza with ancho and pepperoni.
00:49:47Ah, very good idea.
00:49:48So when you come back from the motorcycle we take it away and go back home.
00:49:52Key, now!
00:49:53Emilio!
00:50:01Give me a little more, Belén.
00:50:03What are you saying?
00:50:05You're quiet, damn it!
00:50:07But would you please stand up?
00:50:09Oh, thank God!
00:50:10And we already thought we were going to stay here and live like the Blue Lagoon.
00:50:14Bethlehem, they're coming to rescue us!
00:50:16Please, your documentation.
00:50:18That?
00:50:18They have camped illegally in a natural park biosphere reserve,
00:50:22where it is strictly prohibited to make a fire,
00:50:25two, to do so, tear off branches of endemic plants in the park
00:50:30and three, littering.
00:50:33Listen, we're lost, we were about to die.
00:50:36They have the car parked 200 meters away.
00:50:37Come on, how were we doing?
00:50:39If you're not listening, officer.
00:50:40The fine is 1,670 euros.
00:50:44If you give it a 15-day deadline, you get a 20% discount.
00:50:47Ah, look, how lucky.
00:50:48Having camped on sale.
00:50:50Run, Belén, run!
00:50:54But look at her and she stays there.
00:50:55Run now, pull!
00:50:59Take note, he's stepped on another holly.
00:51:00400 euros more.
00:51:04What a horror, what a dinner.
00:51:06I've never felt worse in my life.
00:51:08Alba is a lovely woman.
00:51:09I had her in front of me and I wanted to die.
00:51:12I felt like the most miserable organism on this planet, including unicellular ones.
00:51:16And what about me?
00:51:17With this pregnancy she wants to become my best friend.
00:51:19I see her holding my hand during childbirth.
00:51:22Well, look, maybe like this, seeing you sweeping like a crazy person,
00:51:25she loses her desire to have a child.
00:51:26Ah, no, no, no.
00:51:27I get an epidural or whatever.
00:51:28You say it, huh?
00:51:29Yeah.
00:51:31That it has been a failure.
00:51:32Your wife has noticed everything.
00:51:35He told me that it's obvious that you have problems,
00:51:37that there is a lack of communication and that you are going to have the baby to try to solve it for yourselves.
00:51:40That is, a perfect interpretation.
00:51:42Oh, thank goodness.
00:51:42It's that I was inspired by my cousin's husband.
00:51:44I want to make love to you.
00:51:48Well, I'm leaving.
00:51:49On the way I already think about where to go.
00:51:51Look, Diego, I already told you that I don't want to bear that responsibility.
00:51:54because it seems like I have to convince you that you're gay.
00:51:57And that's not making love, it's like a demonstration to sell you a vacuum cleaner.
00:52:01I'm not going to be comfortable.
00:52:05What the fuck?
00:52:06Maybe yes.
00:52:08It is clear that I am here because in my 11 years of professional practice
00:52:11I have never left a therapy halfway.
00:52:12There is a lot of tension, but I assure you there will be no more incidents.
00:52:17if we are a normal family.
00:52:18Alex, Pablo, the therapist here...
00:52:21I've had enough, thank you.
00:52:22I'm going to Poland to look for my father.
00:52:24Wait, wait, wait.
00:52:25You're missing the monkey halfway.
00:52:26That?
00:52:27Hey, guys, please, man.
00:52:29What is this man going to think?
00:52:31Alex, stay still.
00:52:33Listen.
00:52:34I know I reacted badly, but I want you to know that I will continue to love you.
00:52:38exactly the same as before and that you will always be my son.
00:52:42Thanks, Dad.
00:52:44But I'm going to Poland to look for my father.
00:52:49Jaroslav Koseki, from Krakow.
00:52:52Visit the cathedral.
00:52:53She's gothic, she's beautiful.
00:52:55And hey, where are you going?
00:52:56I'm going to take her to the airport.
00:52:57I'll take the keys from you.
00:52:58Well, this was a family therapy, but not a family anymore, so I don't see any reason
00:53:04so that we can do more sessions.
00:53:05But didn't you say that you never allowed any treatment to be mediated?
00:53:08And I don't quit, I'm just done.
00:53:10I recommend that you get a divorce and not waste any more time.
00:53:14But hey, what do you think you are?
00:53:15Are you coming here to our house to insult us?
00:53:18It is evident that this is a completely dysfunctional family,
00:53:21full of insurmountable emotional and affective deficiencies.
00:53:24Get out of here right now!
00:53:26Come on, out!
00:53:27My husband and I have done the best we could.
00:53:30Sorry, but now I have to pay for two sessions.
00:53:31Out!
00:53:32Man, please!
00:53:34Do you realize, Isabel?
00:53:36It's the first time in a long time that we've done something together.
00:53:40No, yes.
00:53:41If it turns out that the therapy works.
00:53:51Do you forgive me?
00:53:53Of course.
00:53:56I was thinking about what would be the deal of the century.
00:53:59A paternity test that could be bought at a tobacco shop.
00:54:03That worked for sure.
00:54:05Well, Andrés, do me a favor, okay?
00:54:07We're not going to start over.
00:54:08Woman, it was an idea.
00:54:13I have seeds, chewing gum, beer, cola, bitter cognac, listen.
00:54:18That accepts the latest bets.
00:54:20My brother can be an excellent head teacher.
00:54:22And he's going to be a councilor.
00:54:24But they throw a lot at children.
00:54:25It's all vocation.
00:54:26Hurry up with this man, you'll be great later, okay?
00:54:28That beef is on sale.
00:54:30If it goes down.
00:54:31Because the same thing has cracked.
00:54:33Sorry, my brother is just warming up.
00:54:38José Miguel, you go home, this isn't for kids.
00:54:40I'm carrying the towel, so I'll throw it on the floor first.
00:54:43Don't worry, you'll get tired before you start.
00:54:45Let's get this over with as soon as possible.
00:54:47Wait, I've always been really excited to do this.
00:54:50Let's see.
00:54:50I want a fair fight, punches, low blows and bites.
00:54:54That's fair, because the rest you can do whatever you want.
00:54:58And we look like the super cheapskate.
00:55:01Be careful with your left, Juan, he's left-handed.
00:55:03Very good, darling, very good.
00:55:06Don't go too far, damn it.
00:55:08Juan, keep your distance with the jab.
00:55:11Already?
00:55:20We have won, we want to collect.
00:55:22Get up, Juan, the director is watching you!
00:55:25No, no, it's okay, I'm fine, okay?
00:55:26Come on, boss, look at me.
00:55:28It's perfect, let's continue.
00:55:30Come on.
00:55:31But what are you doing?
00:55:32My wife has bet 300 euros for me.
00:55:35If I don't beat you, he'll kill me, damn it, jump.
00:55:37No, you jump.
00:55:39I can't, no, I can't.
00:55:40No, wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:55:42I have something important to say.
00:55:43Wait, he hasn't set up a meeting here yet.
00:55:45Yesterday Joaquín came to see me and we both realized that neither of us wanted to fight.
00:55:49We agreed that we would both jump at the same time.
00:55:52But he has broken his word, pressured by his wife.
00:55:54Sausage!
00:55:55Joaquín, what is this man saying?
00:55:57What do I know, he's crazy.
00:55:58The only ones here who want this fight are you.
00:56:00And I am not willing to continue being an accomplice to this senseless aberration,
00:56:03perpetrated solely by your thirst for gratuitous violence.
00:56:07Damn, someone help me take off these gloves, okay?
00:56:09Joaquín, you don't hit the hippie or I'll herd him, eh?
00:56:12What did you call my brother?
00:56:14Oops!
00:56:15Honey, go shopping, I'll even match the tip.
00:56:17Yes darling.
00:56:18Oh, don't make the same mistake!
00:56:19Host!
00:56:20Hey, well.
00:56:22No, damn it, don't get involved, they're serious.
00:56:24I didn't put 20 because it was bad!
00:56:26Play our games, gentlemen!
00:56:27Now all that's missing is the clay, like with candles.
00:56:29Put your guard up, put your guard up.
00:56:31Separate yourself, separate yourself!
00:56:32Who does it cost?
00:56:33It's us.
00:56:34Where do I sign?
00:56:35Who's asking for me?
00:56:37We brought a microwave, a laptop, a treadmill, and Joselito's movie collection.
00:56:44Wait a minute, Rosa!
00:56:45Now we continue, right away.
00:56:47Okay!
00:56:47Take a microwave, at least!
00:56:49But I haven't bought anything!
00:56:51Here is an online purchase in the name of Nieves Cuesta.
00:56:54Desengaño Street 21, first floor A.
00:56:55No, but in the first one they live them.
00:56:57Juan!
00:56:58They're buying with my card!
00:57:00Hey, we're not going to finish, don't act crazy!
00:57:02Come on!
00:57:03Juan!
00:57:04Juan!
00:57:04Is this how you run your community?
00:57:06How do you want me to do it, head of studies?
00:57:07Head of studies!
00:57:08But you stick with skin!
00:57:09There is no way to organize bets!
00:57:11How are you?
00:57:19Good, very good.
00:57:20No, seriously, you don't have to be diplomatic, I won't be offended.
00:57:23If you didn't like it, say so.
00:57:24Mauri, you know I loved it.
00:57:25Yes, yes I know, but it's good to hear it.
00:57:28Well, what are you going to do? Are you going to talk to your wife?
00:57:32Man, it was good, but...
00:57:34No, you're not going to talk.
00:57:35Mauri, it's not that easy.
00:57:36It's not that easy.
00:57:36But how are you going to continue with her if she says she wants to have a child?
00:57:42Well, while I sort myself out, I'll take precautions.
00:57:44What? Ejaculating inward, tantric style?
00:57:46Diego, please don't talk nonsense.
00:57:47I don't want to hurt her, Mauri.
00:57:49You're gay and sooner or later you'll have to tell him.
00:57:52Or what happens? In ten years, you'll be doing less damage than you are now.
00:57:54But if she's really in love, it's going to be a very hard blow.
00:57:57Look how upset Lucía is, just imagine her.
00:57:59Besides, I don't feel like sharing you with anyone.
00:58:01And even less so with your wife, who I really liked.
00:58:03Mauri, I don't see it as so serious.
00:58:04You're not supposed to give that much importance to commitment with gays.
00:58:07What do you mean no? I do.
00:58:08Well, we have a problem.
00:58:09No, we don't have any problems because this is over.
00:58:12Go away.
00:58:13Well, wait, give me a little more time and I'll get it...
00:58:15Hello.
00:58:16Oh, the saccharin that I always forget.
00:58:18No, no, no, Bea, you don't have to go because...
00:58:20Diego was already going home with his wife.
00:58:29What happened?
00:58:30Exactly what you told me.
00:58:32That's why I broke up with him.
00:58:33All right, Mauri, you've done what you had to do.
00:58:35I don't know.
00:58:36Are you OK?
00:58:37Diego, wait.
00:58:39No, it's not okay.
00:58:41My son, it's going to take me years to explain this to you.
00:58:46Juanito, role play and a miracle cure.
00:58:49You strangle the psychologist and release all the tension.
00:58:52Isabel and I are better than ever, we've even made love.
00:58:56Well, Andrés, you don't need to give me all the details either.
00:58:58What's wrong? Aren't you happy for me?
00:58:59Yes, yes, I'm glad.
00:59:00How could I not be happy?
00:59:01I'm happy for you, for Isabel, for everyone.
00:59:04I left the car with Emilio yesterday and he still hasn't come back.
00:59:06Calm down, role play, Jim.
00:59:08I'm Emilio, come on, let it all out.
00:59:11Mr. Juan, we are already here.
00:59:13Emilio, how could you possibly ask me for my car if you don't have a license?
00:59:16May I know where you've been?
00:59:18Well, spending a nice night in the countryside.
00:59:20And at a very good price, 1,600 euros.
00:59:22Come on, it would have been cheaper for us to go to the Caribbean for a week.
00:59:25Say it was very romantic.
00:59:26This experience will stay with you forever.
00:59:27How are things in the countryside?
00:59:29Grandpa, you tell me.
00:59:31You knew that, right?
00:59:33I love that you sow because you will reap.
00:59:35Well, I'm going. I've arranged to meet my wife to go to the theater.
00:59:38I'm going to send him a text message on his cell phone.
00:59:41How beautiful.
00:59:42How do you fix a marriage when you least expect it?
00:59:45But come on, this is going to last two days, right?
00:59:46If that's what the tongue looks like.
00:59:47That's how I know women, Emilio.
00:59:48He's doing it to make me jealous.
00:59:50It's tough, huh?
00:59:51But here I am, in one piece.
00:59:53Listen, that's what I was going to ask you.
00:59:54And your fight, how is it?
00:59:55Good, right?
00:59:57Impressive how her sister distributes.
00:59:59I'm falling in love.
01:00:00Listen, don't pay attention to him, it was a disaster, Emilio.
01:00:02That ended as a pitched battle.
01:00:04Between Nieves, Joaquín's wife, and the former's ladies.
01:00:06Did the Powerpuff Girls get in on it too?
01:00:08I don't understand.
01:00:08We are in the 21st century.
01:00:10This violence had to be overcome.
01:00:12Don't be fooled, Mr. Juan.
01:00:13If here the one who has more visiles is the one who commands.
01:00:15That is, we are still like in the cave age.
01:00:16Yes, men went hunting, women raised the children and this would be the soft one
01:00:21who stayed in the cave painting bison.
01:00:23Excuse me, but it was that individual who went down in history.
01:00:27Listen, your sister didn't see, she doesn't have any.
01:00:29I strictly forbid you from going near Nieves, okay?
01:00:32But if she wants it, you're just sentimentally short-sighted.
01:00:36Dad, leave Mr. Juan alone. He's very hurt because you left him the herbs for your husband.
01:00:39Emilio, don't tell my things.
01:00:40You see, dad?
01:00:41I've already pissed him off, I've already pissed him off.
01:00:42No, no, no.
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