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Paloma comienza su mandato de presidenta de la comunidad haciendo algunos cambios en el portal: coloca una fuente, una alfombra roja... lo suficiente para que los vecinos convoquen elecciones apresuradamente. En radio patio se celebra el primer debate electoral entre las dos contrincantes: Paloma y la ''Hierbas''. Los preparativos para la boda siguen su curso y Alicia, Belén y Lucía acompañan a Rocío a elegir traje de novia a una tienda que conoce Alicia, donde se venden muy baratos los trajes de novia más feos que no ha querido nadie. Mauri decide ayudar a Bea a ser madre, se ofrece como donante de semen para la fertilización, y acuden a la clínica.
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00:00:00Music
00:00:30Look, they didn't even notice, and I even grabbed them right under the saleswoman's nose.
00:00:36Marisa, this is the last time I'm going with you to a supermarket.
00:00:39Why do you always have to steal something? What do you want batteries for?
00:00:42To see if they can search me, but there's no way.
00:00:44Do you think it's pretty?
00:00:46I think it's terrible
00:00:47Steal food which is more practical
00:00:50Look at that asparagus!
00:00:52You're a couple of criminals, next time I'll tell security.
00:00:55Okay, but how did Paloma come up with the idea of putting this here without consulting us?
00:00:59What do I know, I'm an errand boy, he tells me, put the carpet here and I'll put it here.
00:01:02Yeah, but don't pay attention to Emilio, he's not the president.
00:01:04Well, she says yes.
00:01:05What's this? What happened to the elevator?
00:01:07Doña Paloma, who said she was going to give the portal a facelift
00:01:10And look what he put on that carpet in a week, that's a mite festival.
00:01:14And the fountain, the fountain is an ugly, ugly, ugly, but ugly piece of kitty.
00:01:17What's up, Emilio?
00:01:18Nothing, I was telling the neighbor here what kind of building the portal has now.
00:01:21The stand has caught with two touches
00:01:23Of course, this property is beginning to have the category it deserves.
00:01:27Sorry Paloma, but what we should do is spend the money on a new elevator and not on shovelfuls of these.
00:01:31Sorry, darling, but these are new trends.
00:01:33You'll see how long it takes the neighborhood to copy us.
00:01:36Well, I don't like it at all.
00:01:37And neither do I.
00:01:38Well, you look the other way, I am the president and that's it.
00:01:42But you are not the president and go on, nobody here has voted for you.
00:01:45There is no need for it
00:01:46Oh, Emilio, the carpet has a wrinkle here, please fix it.
00:01:50We were almost better off with each other.
00:01:52Since Juan left her, no one can stand her.
00:01:56Do you remember? The same thing happened to you when Manolo left you.
00:01:59It took me a while to say it, huh?
00:02:00Emilio, call all the neighbors, call an urgent meeting
00:02:03This lady is not the president
00:02:06Oh, oh, they give you the finger, doesn't it hurt?
00:02:09I'm not being macho, but come on...
00:02:11Aaaaaaah!
00:02:13Here, here, here, here there is no one who lives, not here, not here
00:02:18Every day is like this, I couldn't imagine it when I came here
00:02:24I was just looking for some sea, I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane
00:02:28Here, here, here there is no one who lives, not here, not here
00:02:32Here, here, here there is no one who lives, not here, not here
00:02:37The house above me is collapsing, I can't find the doorman.
00:02:41The retinos watch me and listen to me
00:02:44I can't stand it in this place, I put it in a cocktail shaker
00:02:50A thunder, an earthquake and a botan
00:02:54And you will have this ladder
00:02:59Here, here, here there is no one who lives, not here, not here
00:03:04Here, here, here there is no one who lives, not here, not here
00:03:09Here, here, here there is no one who lives, not here, not here
00:03:13Here, here, here there is no one who lives
00:03:16Okay, a little please, we're going to start the meeting, because today things are looking good.
00:03:25I now give the floor to our excellent president of the community, Ms. Paloma Cuesta.
00:03:29Is that okay?
00:03:31That's fine
00:03:32First of all, I would like to know who called a meeting without my consent.
00:03:37Well, we've all called the meeting, because if your husband has left, according to the statutes we have to elect a new president.
00:03:43And for what?
00:03:43I am the president and I am doing very well.
00:03:45Are you doing very well?
00:03:47Emilio told us that you have given yourself a salary.
00:03:49Will you be a snitch?
00:03:50Well yes, I have given myself a salary, because a manager like me has to be paid.
00:03:54But the president of a community cannot charge
00:03:56Well now, next matter.
00:03:58No, not the next issue, we all have the right to elect a new president.
00:04:01Go away, Mrs. Cuesta, go away.
00:04:03Concha, first warning, if you speak again without having the floor, I will expel you from the meeting.
00:04:08Are you going to expel me?
00:04:10Second warning, Emilio, get the shell out of here
00:04:11I would give him another warning, normally there are three
00:04:14Choriza!
00:04:15Third warning, out on the street
00:04:16Doña Paloma, I don't think I can do it alone.
00:04:18Let's all try to calm down a bit and see if we can reach an agreement.
00:04:22Why aren't we presidents one a day?
00:04:24It can be very beautiful
00:04:25Vicenta, stay on your planet, you are more needed there.
00:04:28Paloma, you can't insist on being president if the neighbors don't want it.
00:04:31Well, I'll just say one thing, I control the bank accounts, so you'll see.
00:04:36Yeah, but if we all stop paying your community fees, what money will you control?
00:04:39But look how twisted that cock is, huh?
00:04:41Don't you realize? He wants to turn you against me!
00:04:44If it is not necessary, if they are already
00:04:45And I'm withholding your salary, for being a big mouth.
00:04:48But why do you want elections? No one here wants to be president!
00:04:51I do
00:04:52I am running as a candidate
00:04:55Hey, honey, no need, if you get bored, I'll buy you a bag.
00:04:58Well, well, well, well, this is a joke.
00:05:03The grass is president, but are you really going to vote for her over me?
00:05:07And why not? Let the ballot box decide.
00:05:09Who are those? But we don't vote.
00:05:12Very well, if you want elections, you will have elections.
00:05:15This afternoon, celebration of democracy
00:05:18Everyone vote!
00:05:19What's your program? Will we have any benefits for retirees?
00:05:23Can we have a debate on Radiopatio?
00:05:25There's sure to be something going on!
00:05:30Honey, with the budget we have, we can only invite 52 people.
00:05:34And you gave me a list of 118?
00:05:36Although I have many cousins, all my aunts are allergic to latex.
00:05:39If your mother comes to the wedding, you can't count on me.
00:05:41You, instead of complaining so much, what you could do is put a little money
00:05:44That normal parents help their children when they get married
00:05:47What do you think? That I wouldn't want to pay for a wedding you deserve?
00:05:50But life has treated me very badly
00:05:52You? If you live like God!
00:05:53Well, what do we do? Either we get more money or we postpone the wedding?
00:05:58But where do I do them, darling? On top of that, this coup-mongering president has withheld my salary.
00:06:01Well, I can't put in any more money, honey.
00:06:03I still have to buy my wedding dress, I don't have a penny.
00:06:05Oh, but you still don't have the dress?
00:06:07Let's see, I told myself, I know a place with seasonal leftovers that they give you for half price.
00:06:11Be careful, our wedding is top-notch, okay? Rocío isn't getting married with a pillowcase.
00:06:14They're runway dresses, ready.
00:06:16They may have some defects, some flaws and they are no longer sold, but they are new.
00:06:19Ah, well, that being the case, I'm interested, where is that store?
00:06:22No, it's a warehouse, it's better if you come with me because they know me.
00:06:25If you want, we can spend this afternoon.
00:06:26Okay, fine.
00:06:28Hey, how about you see if you have any cousins around so we can get rid of people?
00:06:31No, but if I have too many, I have too many of them, what a bunch of freeloaders.
00:06:33Oh
00:06:34What are you doing to me? What are you helping me with?
00:06:37If he wants to get married, he should spend the money, and if he has it, he should go to hell.
00:06:40Belén, please don't be simple
00:06:42The only flaw in these dresses is that they are hideous, that's why they don't sell them.
00:06:46Since we can't stop her from getting married, at least let's stop her from getting married ugly.
00:06:50Sounds good, huh?
00:06:52It's twisted
00:06:53Really, how unfeminine you are.
00:06:55Hello, Emilio
00:06:59Oh, Mr. Juan, how good that you are finally back, you don't know how happy I am.
00:07:03Wrong, I just came to get my clothes and my four-color pen to correct the exams.
00:07:07Well, the situation here is desperate, huh? You have to return from exile.
00:07:09Doña Paloma has staged a coup d'état and is running for president.
00:07:12Oh, yeah? Well, let him realize how difficult it is to govern this community of ours without receiving anything in return.
00:07:17Yes, but wait while I continue, because the building's leading forces have called for elections.
00:07:20And do you know who the other candidate is? Grass, look at the panorama.
00:07:23But well, that is nonsense and anarchy is rife.
00:07:26Mr. Juan, if you are the captain of this ship, you have to go back, why don't you make peace with Doña Paloma?
00:07:30No way, why do I have to apologize to my wife if I haven't done anything wrong?
00:07:32Man, you cheated on him.
00:07:33I haven't cheated on her, she's the one who has systematically refused to have sex with her husband.
00:07:37Violating one of the basic principles of the institution of marriage
00:07:40Man, that's a real truth, huh? You can't be without sex.
00:07:43Well, that's it, for me to come back she has to apologize to me.
00:07:45Because I love her, but it's not bad alone either.
00:07:48I left my sister's house and found a wonderful guesthouse, very clean and with a color TV.
00:07:52And except for the occasional fight between rival gangs, it is a haven of peace.
00:07:55So watch out, Juan Cuesta is moving forward.
00:07:58But what is this?
00:08:04Latest trend
00:08:05Bea's idea was to adopt, but I told her, this isn't going to work.
00:08:13And what happened? It didn't work.
00:08:14Then Bea came up with the idea of insemination.
00:08:16But I told him that banks are not trustworthy, especially sperm banks.
00:08:19It's better to turn to someone you know.
00:08:21And of course, she thought of someone intelligent, cultured, sensitive, attractive
00:08:24Let's sum up
00:08:25But it is something that flatters me, but at the same time it disconcerts me.
00:08:29Because the idea of being a father had never crossed my mind.
00:08:32I don't know, what do I do?
00:08:35Do you want something to drink?
00:08:36No, I want advice, I want it now.
00:08:37But the only good thing about being gay is that you don't have children.
00:08:40Why are you going to complicate your life?
00:08:42Hey, sorry, what Mauri is doing is very nice.
00:08:44It is an act of generosity
00:08:45No, no, no, it's a curious brown
00:08:47Mauri, now I won't take a child away from you until I'm 30.
00:08:49And to get him to leave home you have to buy him an apartment.
00:08:52Look, Lucia
00:08:52Hey
00:08:53No, no, no, no, he told me that I have no responsibility for the child.
00:08:56That I am only the supplier of the raw material
00:08:58Mauri spermatozoa
00:09:00Yeah, but you'll always know he's your son, right?
00:09:02Maybe he even looks like you.
00:09:03Can you imagine a tiny Mauri?
00:09:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:09:09This needs to be thought about coldly.
00:09:10Being a parent is one of the most important decisions in a human being's life.
00:09:13But on the other hand, who doesn't want to have a child?
00:09:17Honey, we're talking about mature people.
00:09:19Oh, sorry.
00:09:20Also, I'm alone, I don't know if I'll ever have a partner again.
00:09:23And at least with a child you have someone to send a chrism to.
00:09:26Of course, go for it.
00:09:28Go for it, Mauri, if you're going to make Bea happy and you're sure to be a great dad.
00:09:31I find this strange.
00:09:32It's going to be a child with a gay father and a lesbian mother
00:09:34Explain that to the kid.
00:09:35Roberto, it's going to be a boy with a father and a mother, right?
00:09:38Yes, and the father's boyfriend and the mother's girlfriend
00:09:40Well, more gifts for Christmas, right?
00:09:42Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
00:09:43But mom, are you really not going to fix it?
00:09:50You look like two kids
00:09:50I don't have to fix anything
00:09:52It's your father who has to come crawling to ask for forgiveness.
00:09:55For adultery
00:09:56But if he hasn't put them on you
00:09:57But he has thought about it
00:09:58They are horns of thought, which are more serious
00:10:00Because I can put them on whenever I want.
00:10:02Since I got married I have never wanted another man.
00:10:05And what about Miguel Bosé?
00:10:07But those who appear on TV don't count.
00:10:08Mom, you've been married for 20 years.
00:10:10For what you have left to hold on to a little, right?
00:10:12If I have to get a divorce, I'll get a divorce now.
00:10:14That I'm still young and pretty
00:10:15Well, I've already collected everything I had to collect.
00:10:19Look how good, now I have more space in the closet.
00:10:22I bought that shampoo myself.
00:10:23Leave
00:10:26Yes, run, a friend will be waiting for you.
00:10:29Can I say goodbye to my children?
00:10:30I don't think they want to talk to you.
00:10:32He feels a lot of hostility towards you
00:10:33No, Dad, he's making it up.
00:10:35Why don't you stop fooling around and talk for once?
00:10:38I have nothing to say
00:10:38Me less
00:10:39Children, whenever you want you can come see me.
00:10:43I'm at the Loli boarding house, on Virgen de los... street.
00:10:45Yes, yes, I know her.
00:10:46How do you know her?
00:10:47No, it's on my way to the library.
00:10:49When it is finally installed
00:10:51We'll talk about who you want to stay with.
00:10:53Well imagine it.
00:10:54For 50 euros I'll start looking at offers.
00:10:56I am of legal age
00:10:57Don't confuse me
00:10:58Well, you go to the pension, Loli.
00:10:59You already know the way.
00:11:00Bye
00:11:01Bye
00:11:02Come on, downer, tell him something.
00:11:14This, Mom
00:11:16Cheer up
00:11:17Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry
00:11:21You are a mother and president
00:11:23Neither Juan nor the neighbors will be able to defeat you.
00:11:25And I'm going to win the playground debate.
00:11:27And I'm going to change the processes
00:11:29Are you talking to yourself?
00:11:30Yes, but when he gets bored he comes for us.
00:11:32We have to do something
00:11:33Dad and Mom have to come back
00:11:35Damn, I see the solution clearly.
00:11:37Bea, I've been thinking about the topic of insemination.
00:11:42I have documented myself, I have calmly considered the pros and cons
00:11:46And it hasn't served me at all.
00:11:49So come on, let's have it.
00:11:51Count on my sperm
00:11:53Oh, Mauri, thank you!
00:11:55Okay, okay, okay, okay
00:11:56You'll tell me what I have to do, okay?
00:11:58What is the process?
00:12:00Let's go to the clinic
00:12:00You have an appointment to take some tests.
00:12:02What do you mean I have time?
00:12:03Yes, I've already done them all.
00:12:04I am on treatment and about to ovulate.
00:12:05It's time
00:12:06There is a full moon and the tides are low
00:12:08But what are they going to do to you?
00:12:09An insemination or the astral chart?
00:12:10Everything influences, Mauri
00:12:11Come on, let's go to the clinic
00:12:12But how did you know I was going to say yes?
00:12:13Well I knew it.
00:12:14There is a special connection between you and me.
00:12:16You could have warned me
00:12:18It would have saved me from thinking so much about it.
00:12:20Dear neighbors
00:12:26This community needs a change
00:12:29A breath of fresh air
00:12:32Isabel, listen to me
00:12:33You know the mess you're getting into.
00:12:36Why do you want to be president?
00:12:37I need to grow as a person
00:12:39Facing new challenges
00:12:40Furthermore, in this country there are more and more women in important offices.
00:12:44Yes, cleaning them
00:12:46Oops
00:12:46Who's going to start ironing clothes?
00:12:49Mom, what's a joke?
00:12:50If I also support you
00:12:51You can do it very well
00:12:52You have many qualities
00:12:53Are you...
00:12:54Are you...
00:12:56Right, Dad?
00:12:57Dear
00:12:57Now that we had finally managed to integrate
00:13:00You're going to piss off the neighbors again.
00:13:03Because?
00:13:04Don't you think I'm capable of doing it well?
00:13:05If it's not that
00:13:07It's that you are very good
00:13:08You like to give
00:13:09And as president you will only receive
00:13:11Look, Juan Cuesta, how battered he is.
00:13:13If I tell you how old he is, you won't believe me.
00:13:16Andrés, I have always trusted you.
00:13:18What are you saying?
00:13:19That's a lie
00:13:20I already know
00:13:21Now I'm in politics
00:13:22And I'm learning to be cynical
00:13:24Dear ones
00:13:24I already have the poster ready
00:13:26Hey?
00:13:26What do you think?
00:13:29I have a winning face
00:13:30Right?
00:13:32Shapsirat
00:13:33What are you doing looking for aphrodisia on the internet?
00:13:35If at your age it is not necessary
00:13:36That are not for me
00:13:37They are for my mother
00:13:38Let's see if he gets his act together a bit.
00:13:40And he starts messing with my father again.
00:13:41My son
00:13:43I already know where I'm going to get the money for your wedding.
00:13:45Mariano Delgado returns to the ring
00:13:48Look, the suit still fits me.
00:13:49I haven't put on a single kilo
00:13:51Dad, you're too young to have dementia.
00:13:52Come on, take that off before someone sees you.
00:13:54I'm serious
00:13:54I have spoken with my former agent
00:13:56And hollow male in three town bullfights
00:13:58Uncle, your father was a bullfighter
00:13:59This one, if he didn't even take the alternative
00:14:01If instead of putting the flag
00:14:03It looked like you were playing darts
00:14:04I was a promise
00:14:05I retired because your mother
00:14:06I wanted to start a family
00:14:08What a deal I made!
00:14:09But dad, how are you going to stand in front of a bull at your age?
00:14:12If they are not going to attack you
00:14:12If he's going to laugh at you
00:14:13I tell you to come in a little
00:14:15And they take me out through the main door
00:14:16Yes, they will take you out wherever the ambulance fits.
00:14:18Well, I'm going to the patio to give some muletazos
00:14:21Well, that's what I needed.
00:14:23Finito de parla playing the Indian
00:14:24Well, Emilio
00:14:24It doesn't matter
00:14:25Look on the bright side
00:14:26If you celebrate the funeral
00:14:27On the same day as the wedding
00:14:29You might get a discount.
00:14:30Well, too, right?
00:14:30Hey, I'll put that guard's aunt
00:14:32Let's see if I relax
00:14:33Should I start it at two?
00:14:34Yeah
00:14:34I propose a different community
00:14:37Based on peace, harmony and dialogue
00:14:40Look, Mrs. Hierbas
00:14:41This community is doing well
00:14:43It has been 12 years of my husband's presidency
00:14:45But the one who has made the important decisions
00:14:48It was me
00:14:49With me we go further
00:14:51I propose to reduce expenses
00:14:53And lower community fees
00:14:54Very good
00:14:55This is how you talk
00:14:56I suggest you shut up, damn
00:14:59It's nap time.
00:15:00You, be quiet
00:15:00They are promising things
00:15:02I'm going to rent the storage room to illegal immigrants.
00:15:05That's 600 euros a month in black money.
00:15:07And with that
00:15:08I'm putting a pool and solarium on the roof.
00:15:10As in the category farms
00:15:12But that is demagogic
00:15:14And also illegal
00:15:15You, be quiet
00:15:16That you don't have the word
00:15:17Do you see it?
00:15:18Violence breeds violence
00:15:19Oops
00:15:21But
00:15:21Be careful
00:15:22That yours are made of wood
00:15:24And they do more damage
00:15:24Take
00:15:26Move
00:15:28Move
00:15:29Who are you going to vote for?
00:15:31To the Paloma party or to the Green party?
00:15:33Marisa
00:15:34That the vote is secret
00:15:35Hey
00:15:36And with the crazy ones?
00:15:37What are you going to do?
00:15:37What crazy people?
00:15:39Look
00:15:40Look
00:15:41It's for you
00:15:44Beautiful
00:15:45Look, look, look
00:15:48Have you seen how he marks the package?
00:15:51Fuck
00:15:56I fell face down
00:15:57So Emilio doesn't get married
00:16:00It's very nice
00:16:02I can't believe it, huh?
00:16:03You brought me here
00:16:03So that it is horrible
00:16:04On their wedding day
00:16:05No
00:16:05We are helping a friend
00:16:07To get a dress
00:16:07From bride to bride at a good price
00:16:08Yeah
00:16:09Besides, it is not necessary
00:16:10That it is horrible
00:16:11As long as it is horrible
00:16:11I don't care
00:16:12Oh!
00:16:14Well, well, well, well
00:16:17How do you see it?
00:16:18Oh!
00:16:19It's not my style, is it?
00:16:20Don't believe it, huh?
00:16:21You look very good, don't you?
00:16:22Yes, yes, yes
00:16:23It has such a point...
00:16:26As a bride
00:16:27Yes, also, daughter
00:16:28What with your type
00:16:29Everything looks good on you
00:16:30I'm going to try another one
00:16:32Don't get confused either
00:16:33In the end, Emilio is not going to notice.
00:16:34No no
00:16:35Better try another one
00:16:36That one has cleavage
00:16:36And she has a nice chest
00:16:37Other
00:16:38Yeah
00:16:38We follow the people, huh?
00:16:40This thing about wedding dresses
00:16:41Is it nonsense?
00:16:42So much fuss
00:16:42To choose a dress
00:16:43That you then put on
00:16:44Four or five times in your life
00:16:45Shall we try one on?
00:16:46Come on
00:16:47Please don't be pathetic.
00:16:49How pathetic?
00:16:50We must have brought a video camera
00:17:20That's why I'm starting to feel sorry for him.
00:17:23Hey, Rocío, make up your mind, woman, they're going to close us down.
00:17:27Yes, they are all very pretty.
00:17:28Yes, yes, this is the last one, I promise.
00:17:30If it doesn't suit me, I'll get married in jeans.
00:17:32Or in the mail dress uniform.
00:17:38How about this one?
00:17:42I don't see it, huh?
00:17:43It's not...
00:17:45I don't see it, no, no.
00:17:48It was back there.
00:17:49Do we like it?
00:17:50I bet you don't?
00:17:51Man, it's nice.
00:17:52What a beauty.
00:17:53Well, but maybe it's reserved or...
00:17:56It has one of these insurmountable defects.
00:17:59Or the fabric gives you such an allergy that you start to break out all over your body and...
00:18:03It doesn't look good, does it?
00:18:04This is perfect.
00:18:05Just need to fix a little bit here, but now.
00:18:08I liked the first one better, huh?
00:18:09I like this one better.
00:18:11Girls, I already have a dress.
00:18:16Awesome, huh?
00:18:17Awesome.
00:18:17Thank you very much, girls.
00:18:22It really was a nice gesture, huh?
00:18:24Well, you saved my life.
00:18:26You're welcome, woman.
00:18:27That's what friends are for.
00:18:28Yeah.
00:18:28And the most important thing is that everything goes well on that special day and so... everything.
00:18:32Thank you, thank you, Belén.
00:18:34Well, I thought you were going to be upset about my wedding to Emilio, but you're handling it very well.
00:18:39They told me she's delighted, let's say.
00:18:41I think I'm almost as excited as you.
00:18:43No more.
00:18:44Girls, let's leave it as it comes to you guys fixing my dress, okay?
00:18:47It doesn't matter, I'll already take it to a dressmaker with what I've saved.
00:18:50No, they're going to screw you.
00:18:51If you usually give it a little waist.
00:18:53Belén will do this for you in a moment.
00:18:55You have it tonight.
00:18:56Well, well, thank you very much, okay?
00:18:58I think I'm going to have to invite all three of you to my bachelorette party.
00:19:01Yeah.
00:19:03Come on, goodbye.
00:19:05Health!
00:19:08I mean, not only is she going to get married looking gorgeous, but I also have to fix her dress.
00:19:13It's just awesome.
00:19:14What are you laughing at?
00:19:15No, it's just that it's really good.
00:19:17Hey, it was just bad luck.
00:19:18Normally there are only hideous dresses on this site.
00:19:20And why do you tell him that I'm going to fix it for him?
00:19:22Right, Alice?
00:19:23Because that way you can fix it wrong.
00:19:25You can leave one sleeve longer than the other, or unstitch the sleeve and have it unravel in the middle of the wedding.
00:19:30Excellent!
00:19:31Forget a pin inside.
00:19:32But what do you think?
00:19:33Is this girl an idiot?
00:19:34He's going to notice.
00:19:35I don't know, Belén.
00:19:36Use a little imagination, I have to think of everything myself.
00:19:39It seems like he does it on purpose, huh?
00:19:41Why do you pay attention to him?
00:19:42What do I know?
00:19:43What do I know?
00:19:44The truth is that the dress is beautiful, but it looks terrible on her.
00:19:56The doctor will be here soon.
00:19:57Would you like something to drink?
00:19:58A coffee?
00:19:59An infusion?
00:19:59No.
00:19:59No, thank you very much.
00:20:01Thank you.
00:20:03How cold everything is, isn't it?
00:20:04Here you sneeze and they analyze your microbes on the spot.
00:20:07Well, they might as well be good, because the treatment costs 3,000 euros.
00:20:10Daughter, it's so hard to be a lesbian.
00:20:14Hello.
00:20:15How are you?
00:20:16Mauricio Hidalgo, right?
00:20:18Are you going to be the donor?
00:20:19Yes, the father.
00:20:20No, let's tell it, Victoria.
00:20:22Artificial insemination is a complex process.
00:20:24Only 50% of women get pregnant.
00:20:28For now, only donor.
00:20:30Donor, donor.
00:20:31Do you have any hereditary diseases?
00:20:33Have you ever taken venous drugs?
00:20:35No, no, no.
00:20:36Well, my cholesterol is a little high, that's true.
00:20:38You already know that to be a donor you have to go at least a week without having sexual relations.
00:20:43No, don't worry, there is room.
00:20:44How long have you been there, sir?
00:20:45Any other questions?
00:20:46No, now we need to do a semen analysis on you.
00:20:49Ah, very good.
00:20:51And what's that? Does it hurt?
00:20:52No, it's a semen analysis to see if the quality is good enough to be able to try it.
00:20:58I think it's good, but come on, it's just an intuition.
00:21:00But it needs to be checked.
00:21:01With the technique we use we do not artificially fertilize the oocytes,
00:21:05but the sperm must find the egg in the tube.
00:21:08And the most skillful is the one who manages to fertilize.
00:21:10Well, let's hope they're skilled, because I'm not very trained in finding eggs.
00:21:14And what do I do? As an analysis, without having breakfast, I bring a sample from home?
00:21:18No, no need, we do it right here.
00:21:20Follow me.
00:21:20Here? Now?
00:21:21Yeah.
00:21:22Oh, come on.
00:21:23Cheer up, champ.
00:21:25Now?
00:21:26Yes, this way, please.
00:21:27Yes, but now...
00:21:28Yeah.
00:21:36Well, I guess I don't need to explain the process to you.
00:21:40No, this is like riding a bike, you never forget.
00:21:43Remember the goal is to get the sample into the vial.
00:21:47It seems obvious, but there are people who get excited and...
00:21:49Yes, aim, let's go.
00:21:51That is.
00:21:53Here you go.
00:21:53In case you need a visual stimulus.
00:21:57No, thank you very much, this isn't going to help me much.
00:21:59Don't believe it.
00:22:00There is a foldout on page 38, quite interesting.
00:22:04No, leave it, really, I'll let my imagination run wild.
00:22:07As you wish.
00:22:08I hope they were.
00:22:09Yes, better.
00:22:10Have they put a Tupperware container as a ballot box?
00:22:26Come on, I'm hallucinating.
00:22:27And why do they ask for our ID if we all know each other?
00:22:29First A, vote.
00:22:33Oh my goodness, but this birth date is real.
00:22:36This lady is a vampire.
00:22:37Give me the ID.
00:22:38Okay, we've all voted.
00:22:41Let's do the count.
00:22:42Wait a minute, Mauri is missing.
00:22:43Mauri told me he's voting for me.
00:22:45That I always support gays and their things.
00:22:47That's nothing, you have to call him, have him vote by phone.
00:22:50If it's not necessary, Paloma will definitely vote.
00:22:52Well, let's see what he tells us.
00:22:59Yeah.
00:23:00Kid, you're coming to dinner.
00:23:03I'll make you a croissant.
00:23:04Sorry?
00:23:05Emilio, don't be silly.
00:23:06Hey, Mauri, we're the ones here voting for the presidency.
00:23:10Hey, please don't distract me, I'm busy.
00:23:12Yeah, okay, but who are you voting for?
00:23:13To Doña Paloma or Doña Isabel?
00:23:15To Isabel.
00:23:16Bye bye.
00:23:17Mr. faggot.
00:23:18A vote for Isabel.
00:23:19Well, we proceed to the official vote count.
00:23:26First ballot.
00:23:27Paloma costs.
00:23:28Do you see it?
00:23:28In the end I come back as good as Bush.
00:23:30I'm sure that's yours.
00:23:31Second ballot.
00:23:33Isabel.
00:23:33Two, one.
00:23:36Third ballot.
00:23:36It's blank.
00:23:37No, it's mine.
00:23:38I haven't put anything because it's secret, but I vote for Isa.
00:23:41That vote is invalid.
00:23:42Vicenta is senile.
00:23:43Three, one, Paloma.
00:23:44Fourth ballot.
00:23:45The grass.
00:23:46In parentheses, go away, Mrs. Cuesta.
00:23:48Go away.
00:23:49This is going to be a shell.
00:23:50Four, one.
00:23:51You don't need to tell any more.
00:23:52Isabel is our new president.
00:23:54My God.
00:23:57Let's go, Paloma is off the leash.
00:23:59Thank you very much, really.
00:24:01It's the most beautiful moment since I was elected class representative.
00:24:04Okay, she won.
00:24:06It's up to you.
00:24:07I don't plan to oppose.
00:24:09Get out of here everyone.
00:24:10We are happy.
00:24:12Grass is president.
00:24:13I'm going to miss the mortadella canapés.
00:24:16Of course, after so much time taking out the same ones, you eventually get them, honey.
00:24:18Emilio, where are you going?
00:24:23Pick this up.
00:24:23Doña Paloma, you are in charge.
00:24:25So with all due respect, I'm going to break your heart.
00:24:37He's been in there a long time, hasn't he?
00:24:39It usually takes that long.
00:24:40No, it is not the usual.
00:24:41The average is three and a half minutes.
00:24:43So I'm inclined to think there's something wrong.
00:24:45Of course, there have also been cases where the donor has fallen asleep.
00:24:50And don't you think you should come in?
00:24:51Because if we distract him it could be fatal.
00:24:54Mauri, is everything okay?
00:24:56Regular.
00:24:57I don't know what's wrong with me, I can't concentrate.
00:24:59I think it's the color of the walls.
00:25:01Well, don't worry.
00:25:02Relax.
00:25:03But how am I going to relax with you guys out here putting pressure on me?
00:25:05Couldn't I take the little bottle and bring the homework done from home?
00:25:08No, it's just that sperm have a very short lifespan and they need to be frozen as soon as possible.
00:25:12But don't worry, we can always resort to electroejaculation.
00:25:15Electro?
00:25:16What's that?
00:25:17We obtain the semen through gentle electrical impulses by placing electrodes on the base...
00:25:22No, give me one last try!
00:25:25Hey, is that stuff about the electrodes true?
00:25:27Yeah.
00:25:28They did it to me at university to get into the tuna.
00:25:30It's going to look like Vilma is breaking rocks.
00:25:38No, no, no, Belén, Belén, Belén, relax, breathe, think a little, okay?
00:25:41Why ruin the dress if Rocío still has 15 days to find another one?
00:25:44Hey?
00:25:45And he's going to get married anyway and you're going to make a fool of yourself.
00:25:47Well, if you're right, if it's nonsense.
00:25:49But I'll have to do something, right?
00:25:50That she was very pretty.
00:25:52Did you iron it?
00:25:53Did I iron it if it burned me?
00:25:54That can happen, right?
00:25:55No, no, Belén, Belén, it's not Rocío's fault.
00:25:58Emilio is in love with her and no matter how many dresses you ruin, that won't change.
00:26:04Bleach, I saw a little stain and I dropped the whole bottle, which is what typically happens in commercials.
00:26:08No, or rather, it was you who dropped it, so they won't suspect you?
00:26:11Yeah?
00:26:12No, no, no, no, not me, leave me alone, I don't want to know anything about this.
00:26:16Well, I'll cut it short.
00:26:17Belén, Belén, you are not well, you are very well.
00:26:20Look, sorry, darling, but I'm not bad, okay?
00:26:25Let's see if everything is there.
00:26:33Pepper, parsley, pistachio, artichoke, banana, avocado, shrimp, honey, dandelion, hazelnut, cinnamon, onion, garlic and ginseng.
00:26:39But are you sure all this is an aphrodisiac?
00:26:41Yes, man, the internet never lies.
00:26:43Well, what dish do we prepare with all this?
00:26:45Well, I don't know, work on it a little, a cool gazpacho.
00:26:50Dad?
00:26:50Son, thanks for calling, huh?
00:26:54How are you? Are you okay?
00:26:55Uh, yeah, yeah, I wanted to give you a message from Mom.
00:26:58Katia, I know you're there.
00:27:00You open the fucking door or I'll break it down.
00:27:02No, no, incorrect, Katia, back of the hall.
00:27:04And who the fuck are you?
00:27:05I am Juan Cuesta, president of...
00:27:07I lean on this our pension.
00:27:10Dad, you're okay, aren't you?
00:27:12Yes, yes, yes, yes, it's just that I have the TV a little loud, you know?
00:27:15Well, what were you telling me about mom?
00:27:17Mom, she's sorry and wants to invite you to dinner at home tomorrow to make peace.
00:27:21Ah, he's come to his senses.
00:27:23Well, tell him I'll be there, ready to receive his apologies.
00:27:27Katia, not in the hallway.
00:27:30Son, I'm hanging up on you, okay?
00:27:31They bring me dinner, you know?
00:27:34Bye bye.
00:27:34Okay, okay, see you later.
00:27:35Well, if he survived tonight, he's coming over for dinner tomorrow.
00:27:45Hey, what are you doing messing up my kitchen?
00:27:48José Miguel, don't snack between meals, we have endocrinology on Monday, okay?
00:27:51Mom, what did you buy?
00:27:52Some shoes for my depression.
00:27:54I have to take advantage of the fact that your father hasn't canceled the card yet.
00:27:57By the way, dad called.
00:27:59He says he is very sorry.
00:28:00He wants to come over tomorrow for dinner with you and sort things out.
00:28:03What do we tell him?
00:28:04It took a while to come down, huh?
00:28:07Well, the important thing is to realize the mistakes.
00:28:11Was he crying?
00:28:12It was not even understood.
00:28:13It has been rung three times.
00:28:15Poor man.
00:28:16Okay, then let him come.
00:28:18But let it be known that I'm doing it for you, okay?
00:28:20So that you don't become unbalanced and fall into drugs and marginalization.
00:28:25Well, you've already been summoned.
00:28:27They both fell for it.
00:28:28Now we have to decide the menu.
00:28:29Emilio.
00:28:33What's happening?
00:28:34That you don't watch TV.
00:28:35The strange thing would be if it were seen.
00:28:36I just removed the antenna.
00:28:37For what purpose?
00:28:38With a screwdriver.
00:28:39I've turned it like this to the left and it comes out right away.
00:28:42No, why do you take it off?
00:28:43To sell it and get high.
00:28:45Yes, Mrs. Concha.
00:28:46I'll trade this for two joints.
00:28:47I removed it because the president told me to.
00:28:49Doña Isabel says that the TV is over, that it's bad.
00:28:51That depends on the program, right?
00:28:53No, no, no.
00:28:53It's that this releases some hertzian waves that fuse your chakras and unbalance your natural internal energies or something like that, I don't know.
00:28:59Look at her, there she comes.
00:29:01Isa, what are you doing?
00:29:03Aromatherapy.
00:29:04I'm perfuming the stairs with sandalwood.
00:29:06Aren't you more relaxed?
00:29:07Well no.
00:29:08But why do they take away our television?
00:29:09Because it's a harmful invention created to cut off communication between people, the four hours a day that we Spaniards watch TV.
00:29:16It is a time when we stop interacting with the people in our closest circle.
00:29:19I have that.
00:29:21Since Manolo left her.
00:29:22We neighbors have to interact with each other to keep the energy flowing.
00:29:27Let's do a test.
00:29:28A day without TV?
00:29:29Let's see what happens, you'll see how you like it.
00:29:31No, if it is clear that energy is going to flow.
00:29:32It's a nice initiative.
00:29:34We can talk to each other.
00:29:36I'm going to take to drinking.
00:29:39Yeah?
00:29:44Emilio, it's me.
00:29:46Can you come up for a moment?
00:29:47I have a problem.
00:29:48What's the matter?
00:29:49I tried on Rocío's suit out of curiosity to see how it looked on me, and the zipper got caught and I couldn't take it off.
00:29:55But you, you're sick, huh?
00:29:56You dress up as things you are not.
00:29:58You're worse than the one with psychosis.
00:29:59Well, are you going to help me or not?
00:30:00I have to give it back to him.
00:30:01And besides, don't you know that I can't see the bride's dress?
00:30:03That brings bad luck.
00:30:04You want to jinx my wedding.
00:30:05Yes, I'm doing Mr. Potato voodoo on you.
00:30:07Come on, help me.
00:30:07Seriously, Belén, let's see if we mature a little, okay?
00:30:10I look like your father.
00:30:11Suck in your guts, otherwise this won't work.
00:30:12Are you calling fat?
00:30:13No, little by little.
00:30:14First let's go with mental problems.
00:30:16I really don't know how I ever got involved with you, you're such an idiot.
00:30:19I feel so sorry for Rocío.
00:30:20What are you ashamed of?
00:30:20What you have is jealousy that oozes out of your pores.
00:30:22I?
00:30:23Yes, you, who don't get over things.
00:30:24And let me live in peace now.
00:30:26No, let me live.
00:30:27Deceived, you are a deceived one.
00:30:29If I left you.
00:30:29Oh, what a mess you left me.
00:30:31Your dress is too tight for you and your blood isn't getting to your brain.
00:30:33But look at him, if he gets angry, if he gets angry it's because it's true.
00:30:36I left you and trampled on you and left you there in absolute misery.
00:30:38But what are you saying?
00:30:39What are you saying?
00:30:40What you hear and don't yell at me, okay?
00:30:41No, don't yell at me or point at me.
00:30:43Shout out my bride's dress now.
00:30:45I swear this is the first time this has happened to me.
00:30:47I know that's what men always say, but it's the truth.
00:30:50No, I don't know.
00:30:51Maybe you're not sure you want to be a father and your body is blocked.
00:30:54That's not it.
00:30:54The problem is that I haven't had sex for a long time.
00:30:57Now I understand why my parents don't miss him.
00:31:00After so many years they don't even remember.
00:31:02Well, why don't we resort to electroejaculation?
00:31:04No, they don't put electrodes on me...
00:31:06No, they've got the voltage wrong and we're in for a huge upset.
00:31:10I don't know, I thought that for men getting an orgasm was a mechanical thing.
00:31:13Well, it's not mechanical, it influences many things.
00:31:16Also, that place is the least erotic thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:31:18They put you in that dump and, well, no, things aren't like that.
00:31:22Hey, light a candle, light incense, I don't know, something more romantic.
00:31:26Look, Mauri, don't worry, I have an alternative.
00:31:29I spoke to Felipe, a friend of mine from school who has been in love with me since this whole GB thing.
00:31:33And he says that as long as his wife doesn't find out, he's happy to be my donor.
00:31:36So, for a small misfire you want to replace me with someone else.
00:31:39How are you women, eh?
00:31:41No, there's a reason I'm gay.
00:31:42But understand me, I paid 3,000 euros to be inseminated and I have no sperm.
00:31:47That if you have them, they are there.
00:31:48I just have to convince them to come out.
00:31:50I don't know, of...
00:31:52Give me a little more time.
00:31:54But we don't have time.
00:31:55Tomorrow is the perfect day of the cycle and I am about to ovulate.
00:31:57Look, don't put pressure on me, okay?
00:31:59As men, if pressure is put on us, we break down.
00:32:03I'm going to take a walk and see if I can calm it down a bit.
00:32:09I haven't been able to.
00:32:11I don't know what happened to me, but I couldn't.
00:32:14It's humiliating.
00:32:14Host, host, host.
00:32:17Well yeah, man.
00:32:18The truth is that it is humiliating.
00:32:19I've already said that.
00:32:21Has this never happened to you?
00:32:22No, I am 100% effective in these things.
00:32:24And now Bea wants to find me a replacement.
00:32:27A certain Felipe, from his school.
00:32:29Either that, or I submit to electroejaculation.
00:32:32What's that?
00:32:33Well, apparently they put some electrodes there.
00:32:35And by some electrical impulses.
00:32:40Well, that's it.
00:32:41God.
00:32:42God.
00:32:43But are you sure that clinic is legal?
00:32:45Man, that's how they used to torture people.
00:32:47Man, I guess they've got that under control, right?
00:32:49Fuck.
00:32:50And what are you going to tell your son when he grows up?
00:32:52Who came into the world by a spark?
00:32:55The same is true for people who are born with superpowers.
00:32:56Stop messing around, this is a very serious problem.
00:33:00But are you excited about being a father?
00:33:03Yeah.
00:33:03Well, shock, with two balls.
00:33:06Yes, two.
00:33:08I don't know, it's a bit scary, isn't it?
00:33:09Abuse this form of Bethlehem.
00:33:11No matter how well they do, I'm going to marry their boyfriends.
00:33:13And I would be terrible in his place.
00:33:14No way, not at all.
00:33:15What Belén has is that she is very generous.
00:33:17He is only happy making people happy.
00:33:19And she gives a lot to others.
00:33:26What's happening?
00:33:29Oh no.
00:33:30Oh, mother.
00:33:31Leave.
00:33:32What a mess, what a mess, what a mess.
00:33:33No, no, don't go out, he'll still be there.
00:33:36I just remembered that Lucía has the wedding dress.
00:33:39The thing is...
00:33:40Well, now she explains it to you.
00:33:43But what have I done?
00:33:44What have I done?
00:33:45No, calm down, Emilio.
00:33:46It wasn't your fault.
00:33:47It's true.
00:33:48It was your fault.
00:33:49You had it all thought out.
00:33:49You were there accumulating seromones.
00:33:51Yes, lower your voice.
00:33:52Oh, but I won't be able to look her in the eyes.
00:33:54I'm going to have to marry with some sunglasses.
00:33:55Oh, look, look.
00:33:57Down the zipper.
00:33:58No.
00:34:01AND...
00:34:01So Lucia hasn't told you anything about the wedding dress?
00:34:04I don't know, he went to the movies with his sister.
00:34:06There you go, he's taken her to the cinema.
00:34:07To the cinema the dress?
00:34:08So that?
00:34:09Why are you getting married?
00:34:10No, no, no, no.
00:34:11She marries Emilio.
00:34:12Oh, poor thing.
00:34:13Lucía's grandmother, who has been a seamstress all her life, lives across the street from the cinema.
00:34:17And she must have thought, poor woman, that she feels useful.
00:34:19But if Lucía's grandmother can't see, she'll have cataract surgery.
00:34:22To finish the dress in the blind.
00:34:24It's that thing with a guide dog.
00:34:26If you make a mistake with the needle, the dog will bark and it's very cute, really.
00:34:30Alicia, what are you telling me?
00:34:31Do you fancy some ice cream?
00:34:33Let's go to the video store.
00:34:33So I introduce you to Paco, let's see what you think.
00:34:35But I already know Paco.
00:34:36Yeah, but you didn't know she was a virgin, did you?
00:34:40What is this about?
00:34:41I don't know, but I have to do a report on that grandmother no matter what.
00:34:44We'll talk later, you and I, or Caesar.
00:35:04Emilio, why is there no hot water?
00:35:06The boiler has broken down again.
00:35:08Isabel is with the technician.
00:35:09Let's see, ma'am.
00:35:11If you want, I'll make a fix for you.
00:35:12But what they have to do right away is install a new boiler.
00:35:15Don't worry, leave it.
00:35:16What we're going to do with the boiler is remove it.
00:35:18Damn, then why are you calling me?
00:35:20Hey, Isa, do you want to repeat what you said?
00:35:23That at our age there are concepts that we don't grasp well.
00:35:26The boiler is redundant because it pollutes and consumes natural resources.
00:35:30and that favors the greenhouse effect.
00:35:32Let's save and when we can we'll install some solar panels on the roof.
00:35:37and that is already clean energy.
00:35:39And in the meantime, what do we do?
00:35:40Shower with cold water.
00:35:41Yes, it's fine if it's summer.
00:35:44In addition, cold water promotes circulation and is great for the skin.
00:35:47But do you think that at this point I care about my skin?
00:35:50What I want is hot water.
00:35:52We can't, we have to save.
00:35:54But why save if you're taking everything away?
00:35:57I can't be without television in the morning.
00:35:59I don't like to get angry, but if I have to get angry, get angry!
00:36:03Don't worry, your bun will fall apart.
00:36:04Oh, what bad vibes!
00:36:08Do you know what you need?
00:36:10A neighborhood meeting at my house.
00:36:11You'll see, you're going to look wonderful.
00:36:13Yes, that's what's missing.
00:36:15A meeting here.
00:36:16This one needs to be put in its place.
00:36:19And what is this sound?
00:36:21Risa, who has put on background music.
00:36:23He says that this music relaxes and invites meditation.
00:36:25Well, it gets on my nerves.
00:36:27And today, I'm not taking a shower.
00:36:31Emilio, we don't know what your problem is, but the council of wise men is listening to you.
00:36:34No, but it is nonsense.
00:36:37It's just that last night I slept with Belén.
00:36:39But hey, it's okay.
00:36:40Mistakes are acknowledged, friends keep their mouths shut, and life moves on.
00:36:43But Emilio, man, have you lost your mind that you're getting married in 15 days?
00:36:45But she called me and I was wearing Rocío's wedding dress.
00:36:48It was a clear ambush.
00:36:49Rocío's dress, you vicious degenerate.
00:36:52That has its point, huh?
00:36:53Man, Emilio, look on the bright side.
00:36:55You've shot the dress.
00:36:56Emilio, it's not normal to be in love with one person and then go around sleeping with other people.
00:37:00Oh no?
00:37:00Seriously, I'm a jerk, I feel terrible.
00:37:02I'm going to tell Rocío.
00:37:03Stay, stay, stay!
00:37:04It's one thing to be wrong, but it's another to have to be said.
00:37:06Emilio, you don't tell those things.
00:37:08But you still want to marry Rocío.
00:37:10Yes, but that was just a trick of these fools, a temporary alienation like that.
00:37:13Well, that's it, nothing's happening here.
00:37:14Yes, but if someone else finds out that I cheated on him, what then?
00:37:17But let's see, who knows this story?
00:37:18Well, you, Belén, Alicia who caught them, who will have told Lucía.
00:37:22I change the question, who doesn't know?
00:37:23Dew.
00:37:24Enough.
00:37:25But it's my fault for listening to that dangerous crazy woman who reminds me of fatal attraction.
00:37:28Emilio, it's not my store's fault.
00:37:30Emilio, let's train because I'm making my debut next week.
00:37:33I need a driver for the training car.
00:37:36Dad, I have a lot of problems and I'm not up for any more horns.
00:37:39What are you going to bullfight?
00:37:39But I'm going with her, I'm going to take my camera.
00:37:41What's up with you? Aren't you coming?
00:37:42Don't you want to delight in your father's art?
00:37:45I have to stay here, I have to talk to Rocío about something very important.
00:37:47But you're going to tell him.
00:37:48Yes, man, I am a sincere guy and besides, if she loves me she will forgive me.
00:37:52When Emilio Delgado makes a mistake, Emilio Delgado takes responsibility and faces up to it.
00:37:56Man, Emilio, I think they're going to break you.
00:37:58But what has this idiot done now?
00:38:00Nonsense.
00:38:02He has slept with Belén.
00:38:03Ah.
00:38:04Oh, hey, but we'll have the bachelor party, right?
00:38:07Yes, yes, you sure.
00:38:10I have a son who is a semi-stupid, damn it.
00:38:12Let's see if I got it right, I mean, you slept with Emilio on the couch while wearing Rocío's wedding dress.
00:38:18It sounds ugly, it sounds ugly, but everything has an explanation.
00:38:21But for God's sake, Belén, they're going to get married, they've already planned the wedding.
00:38:23I know, I know, okay.
00:38:25You should have seen her with her legs like that, the dress, the socks and Emilio with his ass in the air.
00:38:29Well, no need to remember details, eh?
00:38:31You can't imagine the spiel I had to give Rocío.
00:38:34By the way, if you're wondering, your grandmother, the one from the waterfalls, is a dressmaker and sews with a guide dog.
00:38:38Well, maybe this will be good for Emilio, right?
00:38:39Because that way he reaffirms his feelings towards Rocío, right?
00:38:42Yes, if you've done them a favor.
00:38:44You no longer need to give them anything for the wedding.
00:38:46And what's your next plan?
00:38:47Are you going to kidnap the priest, show up naked at church, or give them an envelope of anthrax instead of money?
00:38:52That's it.
00:38:52When the priest asks if anyone has anything to say, you raise your hand and say you're pregnant.
00:38:56Maybe it's even true.
00:38:57Well, it's not funny, I'm having a really bad time, I haven't slept all night.
00:39:01But is Emilio still willing to marry Rocío?
00:39:03Well, I don't know, because I haven't been able to talk to him.
00:39:05Well, it would be good if I clarified it, and if it's you, a little, okay?
00:39:07No, I don't want to interfere in their relationship.
00:39:10Or good hours.
00:39:14Let's see, a little please.
00:39:16Let's get the meeting started quickly because we all have a lot of things to do, right?
00:39:19But what is this way of sitting?
00:39:21You'll see, Sara takes out the guitar and makes us sing better.
00:39:24I thought our board couldn't be more surreal.
00:39:27I made a mistake.
00:39:28Attention, please.
00:39:29First point of the day.
00:39:31Let's breathe.
00:39:32We hold hands.
00:39:34We take a breath.
00:39:36I'm going to raise the community fees.
00:39:38We let out the air.
00:39:39But what are you saying?
00:39:40Shh.
00:39:42Shall we take another breath?
00:39:43No, no, no, no.
00:39:44Wait, Isabel, leave it for another time.
00:39:45But you didn't say you were going to lower the rates.
00:39:47Yes, but something unexpected has come up.
00:39:49We have to put solar panels.
00:39:51I think there is a subsidy to install that.
00:39:53And what do we do on a cloudy day?
00:39:54We don't shower?
00:39:55But what solar panels or what the hell?
00:39:57A boiler like any other.
00:39:59But you don't understand that this is very bad for the planet.
00:40:02As for me, for what I have left on the planet.
00:40:03Isa, but those things have to be voted on.
00:40:05Of course.
00:40:07But we cannot vote if we are not in harmony.
00:40:09Close your eyes.
00:40:10We focus on one point.
00:40:12We take a breath.
00:40:13Come on, man, I already know how to breathe.
00:40:15I am very unhappy.
00:40:17A lot.
00:40:18But where are you going?
00:40:19Were you going to bring out some tofu canapés now?
00:40:21The president had to be a pyrrha.
00:40:24No, no, Doña Concha, leave me alone, I've already had enough.
00:40:26Hey, Isabel, with your permission I'm going to write the minutes, okay?
00:40:28It's just that I have everything here and if not I'll forget it.
00:40:33You see, darling?
00:40:35You are too mystical to be president.
00:40:38Well, this works in Tibet and they are happy.
00:40:40Of course, because they live at a high altitude.
00:40:42And since there is no oxygen, they don't argue because they get tired.
00:40:46Already?
00:40:47Isa is in a bad way, she does nothing but stupid things.
00:40:49It has me very upset.
00:40:50And I'm fed up and I don't like to swear.
00:40:53If you haven't said any.
00:40:54Didn't you want herbs?
00:40:55So take herbs.
00:40:56Besides, you get what you deserve for being bad people.
00:40:59You haven't even given me the opportunity to show my talent.
00:41:02I would have given everything for you, everything.
00:41:04If we don't want you back, we want your husband back.
00:41:07That is, he does and I don't.
00:41:09Well, whoever Juan wants as president, let her go live in the pension, Loli.
00:41:12Man, come on!
00:41:13Goes!
00:41:15And what will that place be like?
00:41:18Look, here comes the first lady.
00:41:21What about what Paloma said?
00:41:22Nothing, that's not going to be fixed with Juan even with gunfire.
00:41:24If it's that when your husband leaves you...
00:41:26Hey, I didn't say anything, just in case.
00:41:28Well, come on, let's call Juanito.
00:41:31This is undoubtedly a psychosomatic impotence.
00:41:34I'm glad you finally decided on electroejaculation.
00:41:37And why have you come?
00:41:38Damn, since you've told me everything, I'm curious.
00:41:40Please come this way.
00:41:41It will only be a moment.
00:41:42Listen, I remind you that you mentioned gentle electrical impulses yesterday.
00:41:46Recalculation of soft.
00:41:47Yes, yes, don't worry.
00:41:48Hey, doctor, so this is like those passive exercise machines they advertise on TV shopping, right?
00:41:53Well yes, yes, they are very similar downloads.
00:41:55How do you download?
00:41:56Did you say impulses?
00:41:57Well, impulses, call them what you will.
00:41:58No, be careful, a shock is not the same as an impulse.
00:42:00Don't confuse me, speak to me properly.
00:42:01Mauri, if you smell something burning, take it off.
00:42:09Damn, and you stop making him more nervous than he already is.
00:42:13It's great.
00:42:14I've had a great idea for a comic.
00:42:17Mr. Juan, I'm here with the neighbors; the community is very upset and they miss you.
00:42:21Look at what a thing it is.
00:42:22Put me with them, I'll harangue them.
00:42:24The president is speaking to them from exile, saying he wants to do something to them.
00:42:28Dear fellow citizens...
00:42:29Come back now, Mr. Cuesta!
00:42:30Come back now!
00:42:32Yes, I want to convey a message of serenity and hope in these difficult times for our community.
00:42:40Everyone come out with your hands up.
00:42:42Mr. Juan, what's going on there?
00:42:43No, no, no, nothing, nothing.
00:42:45They've come to look for some gentlemen.
00:42:47What I was getting at.
00:42:48Juanito, don't beat around the bush, are you coming or not?
00:42:50Yes, yes, my children have informed me that my wife is willing to reconcile with me at a dinner that will take place tonight.
00:42:56and that will undoubtedly be the prelude to my triumphant return.
00:42:59We don't have hot water!
00:43:01Madam, if you could see where I shower...
00:43:05Oops, oops, oops!
00:43:06But where is this man?
00:43:08Well, I'm hanging up on you, okay?
00:43:09See you later.
00:43:10This call is from passion to community, huh?
00:43:17Let it be clear.
00:43:17That Paloma wants to make peace?
00:43:19Well, he didn't have a face.
00:43:21Let's talk to the children.
00:43:23Wow, up again!
00:43:24No, let's see.
00:43:28My father and mother are still angry.
00:43:30Dinner is our idea.
00:43:32We've told both of them that it's the other one who wants to apologize.
00:43:35Ah, that's very good.
00:43:37It's a really stupid idea.
00:43:38But that dinner is going to last five minutes.
00:43:41Incorrect.
00:43:42We have a secret weapon, the gazpacho of love.
00:43:44The gazpacho of love?
00:43:45This is a delicious preparation based on natural aphrodisiac ingredients.
00:43:50What aphrodisiacs?
00:43:51All.
00:43:52Today my parents are going to retire the mattress.
00:43:53I would try it first to see if it is effective.
00:43:57Andrés, a shot!
00:43:59Marisa, don't hoard.
00:44:00We have too much at stake.
00:44:02We cannot rely only on natural aphrodisiacs.
00:44:05I'm going to call a friend to prescribe us something.
00:44:07He is a doctor.
00:44:08Almost a veterinarian.
00:44:10He has some stimulants for mares that will be very good for us.
00:44:13Good, but be careful with the dose.
00:44:15Yes, maybe with mom we have to increase it.
00:44:23Boy, listen.
00:44:25You're the bull, okay?
00:44:27Yes, yes, wait a moment, I'm going to give a subjective shot from the bull's head.
00:44:30Nobody has done this.
00:44:32Listen to me, Spielberg.
00:44:33You're going for it, aren't you?
00:44:35I quote you.
00:44:36The art of ham that I pay for.
00:44:38Come on, teacher!
00:44:39Hey!
00:44:39Come on!
00:44:41Bull!
00:44:41Hey!
00:44:42Hey!
00:44:42But Paco, damn it!
00:44:45May I know what you do?
00:44:47Hey!
00:44:48Fuck!
00:44:48The bulls are distracted when they enter the square.
00:44:50They are confused, disoriented.
00:44:52Let's not make a big deal out of it, please, we're not making any progress.
00:44:54Okay?
00:44:54Okay!
00:44:55Come on!
00:44:56Hey!
00:44:56Handsome bull!
00:44:58Hey!
00:44:59Come on!
00:44:59Laro!
00:45:00The bulls dress up because they are afraid.
00:45:03They sense that they are going to die.
00:45:05Oh, the Virgin!
00:45:05The philosopher bull!
00:45:06You go for me, damn it!
00:45:08It's not that difficult!
00:45:09Okay, okay!
00:45:10Come on!
00:45:18Teacher!
00:45:19Teacher!
00:45:20There's no one living here!
00:45:21Olé!
00:45:22Hey, Rocío, I love you so much and you are the woman of my life.
00:45:25But I've slept with Bethlehem.
00:45:28What's up, what's up, what's up?
00:45:29Let's see if we change the order of the shepherds.
00:45:32Hey, Rocío, I've slept with Belén, but I love you so much and you're the woman of my life.
00:45:36Oh, that sounds awful.
00:45:37And on top of that, I might get hit before I get to the fun part.
00:45:39Dear!
00:45:42Good news.
00:45:43I already have a wedding dress.
00:45:44Belén fixed it for me.
00:45:45Well, you're going to love it.
00:45:47Yes, I'm looking forward to seeing it.
00:45:48Hey, haven't you talked about any other interesting things like that?
00:45:50No, no, I haven't seen Belén.
00:45:52Well, Alicia gave it to me this morning.
00:45:54They're behaving great with me, huh?
00:45:57The truth is that I didn't expect it.
00:45:58And much less from Bethlehem, eh?
00:45:59Yes, yes, yes.
00:46:00This girl is like a box of surprises.
00:46:02Hey, Rocío, I have to talk to you about something very important that happened.
00:46:05The fact that?
00:46:05Well, it's something quite serious that could jeopardize our wedding.
00:46:09Don't scare me.
00:46:10What happened?
00:46:12Emilio, say something?
00:46:14My aunt Paki, who can't come.
00:46:15Ah, ah, what a shame, huh?
00:46:18What happened to him?
00:46:19Well, he slipped in the bathtub and broke his hip in four places.
00:46:22Take them off a bit and it looks like a maraca.
00:46:24Very sorry.
00:46:25It's just that you've never told me about your Aunt Paki, but if you care so much, then we'll postpone the wedding.
00:46:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:32If you've already said it, I just wanted to get it off my chest.
00:46:34We'll send you a photo and a copy of the menu and that's it, don't worry.
00:46:37Oh, well, well.
00:46:38Honey, do you want to come with me to find Antonio who's in swimming?
00:46:41No, then he gets scared and doesn't want to get out of the pool.
00:46:42I'll call you tonight, okay?
00:46:43Okay.
00:46:45Goodbye, darling.
00:46:46Goodbye, darling.
00:46:50Ugh, how complicated it is to be honest.
00:46:56Yeah?
00:46:56Emilio, don't be scared.
00:46:58Your father has suffered a reception.
00:46:59But Paquito, have you let him bullfight?
00:47:01No, no, it was me, with that horned bike.
00:47:03But tomorrow he'll be discharged, he has a goring in his gluteus.
00:47:07Look, it's just that, man, he's going crazy,
00:47:09But at your age, Paquito, I shit in my hand.
00:47:11But how did you come up with it?
00:47:12But let's see, this, this artificial insemination thing is outrageous.
00:47:16That is, one syringe and voila, they're all pregnant.
00:47:18Come on, damn, at this rate we're not going to be needed anymore.
00:47:21We are going to become extinct.
00:47:22Well, it's the evolution of the species.
00:47:24You can't go against nature.
00:47:26But what are you saying?
00:47:26There can be no world without men.
00:47:28Who's going to hang the pictures for you?
00:47:29Who's going to read your maps?
00:47:30Are you going to get lost?
00:47:31Perfect, we did it.
00:47:34Oh, how nice!
00:47:34The thing is, Felipe was quite ugly.
00:47:36Once we analyze it, we proceed with the insemination.
00:47:40How are you? How did it go?
00:47:43Good, good.
00:47:45Do you know if this device is sold for home use?
00:47:47It was cool, it was cool.
00:47:48I want to try it too.
00:47:50Clear.
00:47:52Listen, I want to donate.
00:47:54If it doesn't turn out like this, I'll give up, okay?
00:47:57There is no one living here.
00:48:01Do you have the pills?
00:48:08They told me that one is enough, so we added two.
00:48:11Natalia, you've taken my lipstick again.
00:48:14Come on, Mom, I don't like that color.
00:48:16Well, that's pretty nice.
00:48:19Look, my father is about to come.
00:48:21Have you turned on the camera?
00:48:23Yes, everything is already connected.
00:48:24I'm coming now, okay?
00:48:29What a smile.
00:48:37This is better than a regular TV.
00:48:40All we're missing is the popcorn.
00:48:42Radiopatio enters the 21st century.
00:48:45We should have put another camera in the bedroom.
00:48:47in case the gazpacho works.
00:48:49Everything is ready.
00:48:51Now, cross your fingers.
00:48:53Let's hope we get lucky and he comes back, Juan.
00:48:55The truth is that this man, despite having his things,
00:48:57knows how to do his job.
00:48:58What if he comes back?
00:48:59What do we do with Isabel?
00:49:01She is the president-elect.
00:49:03We say that he smoked something strange and that he dreamed about it.
00:49:05A little respect, we're talking about Andrés's wife.
00:49:07No, it seems fine to me.
00:49:09Hello.
00:49:20Mom, Dad is here.
00:49:22How handsome.
00:49:24Thank you.
00:49:27Hello.
00:49:28Hello.
00:49:29Well, we're going for a walk.
00:49:31Yes, we'll be back late.
00:49:32So, that is...
00:49:33That's it, we're coming back late.
00:49:37See you later.
00:49:39Well.
00:49:48Well.
00:49:50Shall we sit down?
00:49:51Yes, yes, yes.
00:49:57Body language clearly indicates
00:49:59that they are going to end up doing the act.
00:50:01Juan is winking.
00:50:03No, it's a tic.
00:50:05He's just nervous.
00:50:06Let's not sing victory, they have yet to drink the gazpacho of love.
00:50:10You've tried it.
00:50:10It's good.
00:50:12Frightening.
00:50:12Juan, you've missed me.
00:50:21It's hard without me, isn't it?
00:50:23Yes, well, but it's too much.
00:50:26You must have felt very alone.
00:50:28Don't believe it.
00:50:29I have leaned on the children and bought some shoes.
00:50:31Hey, how thoughtful of you not to cancel the card, huh?
00:50:34Because that's like a portable psychologist.
00:50:36Yeah, I canceled it, huh?
00:50:38This is from the bank.
00:50:39Well, whatever.
00:50:40The important thing is that we are face to face, working out our problems like a mature couple.
00:50:45Hey, this is very tasty.
00:50:46It has a peculiar flavor, it tastes like a little bit of everything, doesn't it?
00:50:52The children have done it with all their love.
00:50:54They are deeply affected by the crisis.
00:50:56Have the children cooked?
00:50:57Ah, well that's very good.
00:50:59Remember how your first lentils turned out.
00:51:02Great.
00:51:03That.
00:51:06I'm sorry, Emilio.
00:51:12I got really into the role.
00:51:13For a moment I felt like a bull.
00:51:14Caquito, damn it, you almost left me an orphan.
00:51:16The bulls invite the rag.
00:51:17I don't know, maybe he was resentful.
00:51:19Yes, the balls are sore.
00:51:21Sperm electrodonation.
00:51:22It's the future.
00:51:23I've made an appointment with you for tomorrow.
00:51:24You're going to freak out.
00:51:25Don't talk to me about that now, I have many problems.
00:51:27It's true.
00:51:27Have you spoken to Rocío?
00:51:28Yes, but I haven't dared to tell him anything.
00:51:30I'm a piece of shit.
00:51:30No?
00:51:31Did you do what you had to do, man?
00:51:32Let's see.
00:51:33You've had a slip.
00:51:34A woman has provoked you and your body, your body, has fallen into temptation.
00:51:38Spot.
00:51:39These things happen in couples.
00:51:40Not me.
00:51:44Do you want to marry her?
00:51:45Why are you going to hurt him?
00:51:46You are right.
00:51:47You can't be so selfish.
00:51:48I'd better keep quiet.
00:51:49The one you need to talk to is Belén, who can bring you down.
00:51:51Why would it sink me?
00:51:53Because maybe he's got his hopes up.
00:51:54It's like you put gas in your car.
00:51:56Clear.
00:51:56A woman in love is like a wounded boar.
00:51:58He's very bad-tempered.
00:52:00Imagine that it's Belén who tells Rocío everything.
00:52:01Maybe he's telling you right now.
00:52:03Go talk to her now.
00:52:04What a beast Belén is, huh?
00:52:05It's like the Titania.
00:52:06Until I sink, she won't be at peace.
00:52:14Well, let's not talk about that.
00:52:17The important thing is that you have reconsidered and are willing to accept your mistakes.
00:52:20That?
00:52:20No, no, sorry.
00:52:21If you're the one who's been crawling here, begging me for forgiveness.
00:52:25Incorrect.
00:52:25I have nothing to apologize for.
00:52:28Oops!
00:52:28Well, I don't care less.
00:52:29If I am the victim.
00:52:30Well, you tell me what we're doing here.
00:52:32Because you organized this.
00:52:33Because you called desperately crying from the boarding house, Loli.
00:52:37Houston, we have a problem.
00:52:38If it was clear they were going to end up like this, what about the gazpacho of love?
00:52:42Not working.
00:52:43Wait a little bit.
00:52:43This will take time to take effect.
00:52:45It was missing a splash of chinchón.
00:52:49Oh, Juan, I'm getting pangs in my stomach from disgust.
00:52:53Yes, me too.
00:52:54But what did this shit have?
00:52:56Oh, this is not normal.
00:52:57It must be the appendix.
00:52:59If they already took it from you.
00:53:00Oh, they took one from me.
00:53:00Will there be more?
00:53:01I'm going to call an ambulance.
00:53:03They've poisoned our children, Juan.
00:53:06They want us to die together.
00:53:07As romantic as Romeo and Juliet.
00:53:10Paloma, for God's sake, don't say that.
00:53:11Yes, the boy got a B in chemistry.
00:53:16Man!
00:53:17Belén, leave the phone to me.
00:53:18Yes please.
00:53:19What were you talking about?
00:53:20That I was ordering a pizza.
00:53:22Well, I think it's very bad.
00:53:23We need to charge for more fruit and vegetables.
00:53:25Emilio, are you okay?
00:53:26Yes, would you mind if Belén and I talked for a moment alone?
00:53:30Is there any chance we could stay?
00:53:32If Belén is going to tell us.
00:53:33It's because of the charm of live performance.
00:53:34Come on, let's go.
00:53:34Don't be a gossip.
00:53:35Come on.
00:53:40Look, Belén, last night was great.
00:53:42So, it was very bad, but it was also very good.
00:53:44You already understand me.
00:53:45But hey, it doesn't matter.
00:53:46It was very nice while it lasted, which didn't last long, because they weren't interrupted.
00:53:49Already.
00:53:49But well, I think it has to stay there, as if nothing had happened.
00:53:52I don't know, how do you see it?
00:53:53Well, just like you, how am I going to see it?
00:53:55If it has been a nonsense that goes nowhere.
00:53:57There, there, there.
00:53:57And this is no longer discussed?
00:53:58No, no, no, of course not.
00:53:59And you and I are such good friends?
00:54:00Friends, friends.
00:54:01And if it was an accident.
00:54:02That's it, you let yourself be carried away by your uterine furies and I couldn't do anything.
00:54:06No, no, no, no, wait.
00:54:07It was you who threw yourself at me.
00:54:09What are you saying?
00:54:09Did you kiss me?
00:54:10Let me kiss you, come on, please.
00:54:11But you stuck out a tongue that I couldn't dodge.
00:54:19Did you fall with your legs open?
00:54:20Yes of course.
00:54:20And from the fright your pants fell down.
00:54:22Man, I don't remember that part anymore because I wasn't me anymore.
00:54:24Look, look, you have such a nerve that you can step on it.
00:54:26Well, then you're either going to shut up or you're not going to shut up.
00:54:28Of course, what do you think?
00:54:29Is this something to be told around the world or what?
00:54:30Nothing, no, I'm sure you've already noted it in your diary.
00:54:32Yes, the painful moments.
00:54:35You're done, man, we're waiting.
00:54:37Yes, and you were holding the door because it was falling, weren't you?
00:54:40Oh, but how do you send an ambulance?
00:54:44That we are in very serious condition.
00:54:46Here's a helicopter, man, now.
00:54:47It hurts quite a bit, huh?
00:54:49It sends us the pain.
00:54:50Come on, guys, no one has ever died from gazpacho.
00:54:53Cheer up, your stomach will be pumped and you'll be as good as new.
00:54:55You two are grounded!
00:54:57Well, calm down, okay?
00:54:59But what happened?
00:55:01These are the ones who are poisoning the opposition?
00:55:03Damn, man, you almost killed my parents with the horse pills.
00:55:07No, those pills are very well tested.
00:55:09You went with that mixture that you made.
00:55:12Well, they both left in the same ambulance.
00:55:14That's a good sign, isn't it?
00:55:15Well, it must be cool to have sex in there.
00:55:18I am the president.
00:55:19Can someone explain to me what's going on here?
00:55:23Hey!
00:55:27How disgusting is the stomach pumping, please!
00:55:31Well, the important thing is that we are together and well.
00:55:34Paloma, being so close to death has made me reflect.
00:55:38Me too, Juan.
00:55:39It's not worth ending 20 years of marital happiness over a trifle.
00:55:43Of course not, darling.
00:55:45If I want you.
00:55:46The thing is that at our age desire comes and goes.
00:55:48You see?
00:55:49He's coming right now.
00:55:50Give me a kiss, Juan.
00:55:52The rat?
00:55:52Come, yes, yes.
00:55:53Give me a kiss, darling.
00:55:55Oh, John.
00:55:56How sexy you look with this thing they put on you.
00:55:58How nice, damn.
00:56:01President and president.
00:56:03I can't believe it.
00:56:06Don't stop for me, okay?
00:56:07This is very boring.
00:56:08Also, the TV is coin-operated.
00:56:13Are you OK?
00:56:14Do you need anything?
00:56:15Water?
00:56:15A glass of milk.
00:56:16Strawberries with cream.
00:56:17That position is not good.
00:56:18Here, put this on.
00:56:19Like this, like this, like this.
00:56:21Mauri, I'm not pregnant yet.
00:56:23I've just been inseminated.
00:56:24Be careful with my sperm, they are like bullets.
00:56:26That child is already developing.
00:56:28By the way, what are we going to call him?
00:56:30Don't worry, I've already told you not to worry.
00:56:32That you have no responsibility for the child.
00:56:34No, no, no, no.
00:56:34Yes, I'm not going to get involved in anything.
00:56:36And less in the name.
00:56:37But if he is male and straight, I would call him Fernando.
00:56:40And if he's gay, so is Fernando.
00:56:42By the way, have you called him to tell him you're going to be a dad?
00:56:45No, no, it slipped my mind.
00:56:46And note that I have spoken with him today, but he has not brought up the subject.
00:56:49Yeah, you don't want to tell him.
00:56:50That you're still caught.
00:56:51No, sorry.
00:56:52We are friends and we talk.
00:56:53And that's it.
00:56:54If it is confirmed that you are pregnant, I will tell him.
00:56:56By the way, when do we know that?
00:56:58I'm having a test next week.
00:57:00And if I'm not there, we have to try again.
00:57:02I make an effort and submit to ejaculation again.
00:57:06No, if it's not necessary.
00:57:07If they have your frozen semen.
00:57:09Oh, what...
00:57:10Well, I'm going anyway.
00:57:13Because it is better to have too much than too little.
00:57:15The more, the better.
00:57:18Yeah.
00:57:21I see this as a very irregular irregularity.
00:57:24I don't care that Juan is back.
00:57:26You can't remove me from office after two days of being in office.
00:57:28Besides, you voted for me, for the love of God.
00:57:30But you're doing it very wrong.
00:57:32But very bad.
00:57:32And look what I'm going to tell you.
00:57:34I'm glad.
00:57:36Vicenta, how scary are you when you get angry?
00:57:38I am the democratically elected president.
00:57:41And I'm not leaving.
00:57:42Yes, but that is on record.
00:57:44What minutes?
00:57:45Well, that's not valid, honey.
00:57:47What are we going to do?
00:57:48A defect of form?
00:57:49Okay.
00:57:50Well, you should know that you all have a very dirty aura.
00:57:52How are we going to have it if there is no hot water?
00:57:54But don't be angry, Isabel.
00:57:56Attention, attention.
00:57:57There comes the president of this community of ours.
00:58:00President, president, president.
00:58:03Thank you, Emilio.
00:58:04Thank you.
00:58:05Dear fellow citizens, I'm back.
00:58:09They acclaim you, Juan.
00:58:10What charisma you have.
00:58:11If you did, you'd end up in Moncloa.
00:58:14It fills me with pride and satisfaction to see the support and sincere affection you have shown me.
00:58:19At this moment, a new 12-year term begins, during which I hope to develop my new government project.
00:58:26Because I see a hopeful horizon in which each and every one of us will work for a more just, more modern community, and why not?
00:58:34Let's say it, more supportive.
00:58:36Damn, how annoying.
00:58:38Let's go, it's starting soon.
00:58:41Sausage!
00:58:42But you weren't happy that he was coming back.
00:58:44Yes, and if it's to make him feel at home.
00:58:46Come on, Emilio, I'll buy you a beer.
00:58:49This cohesion through three fundamental points.
00:58:52First.
00:58:52Leave it, Juan, if they're gone.
00:58:54But the message is received.
00:58:56Do you think he's bored?
00:58:57And what does it matter?
00:58:58Dough is meant to be manipulated.
00:59:00All for the people, but without the people.
00:59:02And have they been gone for a long time, Paloma?
00:59:04Just a little while.
00:59:05But you must have heard about the hopeful horizon.
00:59:08Well, look, just beyond the horizon, everyone has left.
00:59:11That makes me feel more at ease.
00:59:13Am I getting married?
00:59:14What this man wants is to fix his papers and obtain residency in Spain.
00:59:18Living alone is very expensive.
00:59:19I'm on a limb.
00:59:20You have the keys to the third one, don't you?
00:59:22Well, go down and get the fridge for Lucía.
00:59:23This is sushi, you'll see how it is.
00:59:25Did you take the sushi tray that was here?
00:59:26I don't.
00:59:27I think your mother is cheating on me with another man.
00:59:30Some vulture that has taken advantage of my absence.
00:59:32What do you say, dad?
00:59:33Why am I not successful with women if I am handsome and have money?
00:59:36It's that I'm gay.
00:59:37But he doesn't give you anything in return.
00:59:395,000 euros for signing a piece of paper.
00:59:41This is a bargain.
00:59:42What's happening?
00:59:42It's Alicia, who I think has a problem with food.
00:59:44This sushi thing is an invention.
00:59:46The Japanese are doing great.
00:59:47Lucia is very ill.
00:59:48I think he gets up at night and is binge eating.
00:59:51I think I know who the asshole is who's sleeping with my wife.
00:59:55Come on, let's leave him a sports souvenir, Gerda.
00:59:58Am I gay or not?
01:00:00Now I'm doing well, aren't I?
01:00:01Roll, case the gay.
01:00:02It turns out that Vicenta isn't the only one who's getting married for money.
01:00:04Mariano is with a Russian woman.
01:00:06Meet your future mother.
01:00:08Paco with a Moroccan woman.
01:00:09Look, meet Zayda.
01:00:10And even Belén has joined the affair with another Cuban.
01:00:12With who?
01:00:13With that one.
01:00:13What's good?
01:00:14No, you're not getting married and you're not getting married.
01:00:16I would like you to accompany me to a very good psychologist I know.
01:00:19Who here has a problem with food?
01:00:21She.
01:00:21Andrés, we're not entirely sure he's that man.
01:00:24So who is it, huh?
01:00:26We're going to take down that bastard's store.
01:00:28But you're not gay, damn it.
01:00:29Yes, I am gay.
01:00:30You're not?
01:00:30Yes.
01:00:31Mom, tell Dad he was right, that I'm gay.
01:00:34What do you see too?
01:00:35If he's not going to be your brother-in-law, he's going to be your son-in-law.
01:00:37I'm getting married, dad.
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