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Paloma pasa una crisis existencial y decide irse a un balneario. A Juan se le presenta, por primera vez en su vida, la oportunidad de dar salida a sus traumas sexuales siendo infiel a su mujer. Emilio, Roberto y José Miguel intentan buscar una solución para acabar con la virginidad de Paco, para ello recurren a una prostituta que se hace pasar por una chica que se enamora de él. Roberto y Lucía quieren revitalizar su vida sexual y deciden grabarse con una cámara de video mientras hacen el amor. A Bea le entra un repentino instinto maternal y solicita la ayuda de Mauri para que la ayude a adoptar un niño.

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00:00:30Emilio, do you want to go out? We don't have all day anymore.

00:00:36So, what do you think? Do I look good?

00:00:39Sincerely?

00:00:39Yeah.

00:00:42But what are you doing dressed as a cake topper?

00:00:45What's up? Let's see if this is a timeless classic.

00:00:47Let's see, raise your arms like this.

00:00:48No, no, no, it's okay for me, it doesn't make me sick or anything.

00:00:50And now he moves his hands like this?

00:00:51So that?

00:00:52Look, all he needs is the baton to conduct the orchestra.

00:00:55How funny! At the prince's wedding, everyone was dressed like that.

00:00:58And I want a classy event.

00:01:00Paquito, you have to go to a high-class wedding like this.

00:01:02Weddings are shit, man.

00:01:04I don't believe in love anymore.

00:01:05So, things are going well with Alicia, right?

00:01:07That's over now.

00:01:07The faithful one to die a virgin so that they continue to bullfight me.

00:01:09You can't sink, Paco.

00:01:10You will find the woman of your life.

00:01:12I'm fine, I'm fine.

00:01:13I've come back at work.

00:01:13What job?

00:01:14The video store.

00:01:15Ah.

00:01:15I'm going to see you a new section.

00:01:17Timeless classics, with the greatest masterpieces from the history of cinema.

00:01:19Wow.

00:01:20Old movies are a drag, man.

00:01:22How are you going to endure a movie without special effects?

00:01:25If they are in black and white they are even worse to understand.

00:01:26How ignorant and ignorant you are.

00:01:28The movies from before are much better than the ones from now.

00:01:30Well, look, for example, Mary Poppins, 1964, a marvel.

00:01:34Super califragilistic, pialid.

00:01:40It's a story of feelings.

00:01:42Julie Andrews with the children.

00:01:44And her love story with the ear-splitter.

00:01:46And when he gets lost flying in the sky with his umbrella.

00:01:51She is beautiful.

00:01:52Sorry.

00:01:55Hey, okay, okay, okay, I'll take it, hey.

00:01:57Poor man, he's in terrible shape.

00:01:59And you don't take advantage.

00:02:01Wow.

00:02:01Paquito, what you need is to lose your virginity now.

00:02:04Yeah.

00:02:05The problem is with whom?

00:02:06I don't know, but hey, we're his friends, right?

00:02:07If you can't find it for me, we'll get it for you.

00:02:09Of course, music maestro.

00:02:11Come here, asshole.

00:02:12Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:02:15Not here, not here.

00:02:17Every day is like this.

00:02:20I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:02:22I was just looking for some sea.

00:02:24I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.

00:02:27Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:02:29Not here, not here.

00:02:31Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:02:34Not here, not here.

00:02:35The house above me is collapsing.

00:02:38I can't find the goalkeeper.

00:02:40The neighbors watch me and listen to me.

00:02:43I can't stand it.

00:02:44In this place.

00:02:46I have a cocktail shaker.

00:02:49A thunder, an earthquake and a botan.

00:02:54And you will walk to this staircase.

00:02:59Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:01Not here, not here.

00:03:02Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:06Not here, not here.

00:03:08Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:10Not here, not here.

00:03:13Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:20I don't know why I had to come for a check-up.

00:03:22If everything is okay.

00:03:24My mother had five children and never set foot in a gynecologist in her life.

00:03:27Well, because since they told you you were pregnant, we haven't been back together.

00:03:30And four months have already passed.

00:03:32Well, Mrs. Cuesta, now we know why the fetus doesn't develop.

00:03:40I'm lacking iron.

00:03:42No, you are not pregnant.

00:03:45What do you mean no?

00:03:46Of course I'm pregnant.

00:03:47He must have hidden.

00:03:48Those things are bad.

00:03:50This is one of those medical negligence.

00:03:51Let's see, what happened is very normal for women of your age.

00:03:56During the first two weeks of pregnancy, it is common for the embryo not to develop.

00:04:01He must have noticed.

00:04:02No, I haven't noticed anything.

00:04:04I haven't had a period or anything.

00:04:05Well, it takes time for the body to regulate itself.

00:04:08Also, keep in mind that you may be premenopausal.

00:04:12Well, well, well, well, well.

00:04:13Well, Juan, what nonsense this man says.

00:04:16Let me see if I understand.

00:04:17Are you telling me that I've been believing for four months that my wife was pregnant, but she wasn't?

00:04:21If they don't come for a check-up, we can't tell them.

00:04:24Paloma, review.

00:04:26But how come you haven't told me anything?

00:04:27Why do you keep quiet about it?

00:04:28Oh, Juan, I didn't dare tell you.

00:04:30I knew how excited you were about another child.

00:04:31Me?

00:04:33Well, yes, yes, the truth is that I was very excited.

00:04:35But I've been doing more numbers than a tax inspector for four months.

00:04:38Oh, Juan, what a huge disappointment.

00:04:40Honey, if we already have a couple, it's fine.

00:04:42Of course it happens, Juan.

00:04:44I wanted the third one.

00:04:45Important people have three.

00:04:47Having only two is middle class.

00:04:50That's true.

00:04:52And I have three.

00:04:53Thank you, doctor.

00:04:54Thank you.

00:04:55See you soon.

00:04:59Oh, Roberto, I was so convinced that we weren't getting married.

00:05:02I think it has sat badly with him.

00:05:03Oh, I don't know what to do, Belén.

00:05:05We have church scheduled for June 30th, but I haven't called to cancel it yet.

00:05:08Well, get married, woman, if that's the most beautiful thing in the world.

00:05:10Yes, I know.

00:05:11But what if I'm wrong?

00:05:12What if Roberto isn't the man of my life?

00:05:14Yeah, you've been dating him for three years.

00:05:16If you don't know him yet...

00:05:17But that's the problem, I do know him.

00:05:19Roberto is immature, selfish, careless, childish.

00:05:22Yeah, come on, what a man.

00:05:23Well, but he's also a good person.

00:05:25Affectionate.

00:05:26Fun.

00:05:27Leave.

00:05:28I'm meeting up with Chema, an old boyfriend.

00:05:30Chema, that doesn't sound familiar to me.

00:05:31No, me neither, but he called me this morning and I'm really curious.

00:05:35But you didn't want to fall in love with Paco.

00:05:37Of course, I'm working on it.

00:05:38But you can't be romantic all day, Belén.

00:05:40It's exhausting.

00:05:41Every thing in its time.

00:05:43Oh, how envious.

00:05:44She is clear about it.

00:05:46You don't believe it, huh?

00:05:47Alice's life is empty.

00:05:49Going out with you is just giving him sex.

00:05:51One day with one, another day with another, another day with another.

00:05:54Oh yes, how envious, aren't you?

00:05:56But come on, the pretty thing is yours.

00:05:58Fidelity, commitment.

00:06:00Yes, it is beautiful.

00:06:02Yeah.

00:06:03I'm not really complaining, but sometimes it's boring too, huh?

00:06:05For example, the topic of the bed lately is...

00:06:08Bland.

00:06:09Clear.

00:06:09That men are like vibrators.

00:06:11Over time they run out of batteries.

00:06:12But what if it's bland now, huh?

00:06:14What sex life awaits me in a few years?

00:06:16Well, try different things.

00:06:18I don't know.

00:06:18Record yourselves on video while you do it.

00:06:21What are you saying?

00:06:22Hey, it's a sexual therapy, I read it in a book.

00:06:25I was dating Ramón for five years and when we started to get weak in bed,

00:06:30So we recorded ourselves on video and then watched it together.

00:06:33And what about it?

00:06:34So I broke up with him.

00:06:35It was a pitiful sight.

00:06:37That relationship wasn't worth saving.

00:06:39But it was good for me, huh?

00:06:41I don't know, Belén, I think it's a little strong.

00:06:44Lucia, you have one month to decide if you're getting married.

00:06:47And you're going to laugh.

00:06:51I don't know, Rocío, what do they serve to eat at good weddings?

00:06:54Okay, so with three seafood.

00:06:57How much?

00:06:58Well, the bichisua is almost better, since it's lighter.

00:07:00If you start haggling about the menu, I'm not going to the wedding.

00:07:03Rocio, you're also supposed to be on the list, which isn't coming.

00:07:05Yes, I'm going.

00:07:07Yes, darling, tomorrow we'll meet up and try everything, okay?

00:07:09Come on, a little kiss.

00:07:11Yeah.

00:07:12Son, did you see what a puppy he got me?

00:07:15It has a lot of mega-jigs, hard drive, floppy drive.

00:07:18Well, it's like nougat.

00:07:19But dad, where did you get a computer?

00:07:21Well, they gave me five yogurt lids and they gave it to me.

00:07:23Dad, I'm serious, I don't want any trouble here.

00:07:26Don't worry, a friend sent them to me when he changes them at the office.

00:07:28It is true that computing is within everyone's reach.

00:07:31And why do you want a computer at this point in your life?

00:07:33To become a pirate, let's see if Bill Gates' account can be linked from mine to mine.

00:07:38Hey, do you know how to do it?

00:07:39Yes, wait, I'm going to stop for a bit and explain it to you now.

00:07:42Come on, you'll get that out of here, huh?

00:07:44That here we already have enough with what we have.

00:07:46Look.

00:07:47Go away now.

00:07:47The tea finger, my command.

00:08:01Hello, I'm Emilio, the doorman.

00:08:02Hello.

00:08:03How are you? What are you doing?

00:08:04Well, here I am waiting for a taxi.

00:08:06What do you think?

00:08:07Well, not many buses pass through here, so it's almost better if you get on there at the 32 stop.

00:08:10Will you leave me alone?

00:08:11That I'm working.

00:08:12Hey?

00:08:12Oh, sorry, it's just that you don't look like...

00:08:16So I'm still here sweeping a little, okay?

00:08:17Come on, good luck.

00:08:18Thank you.

00:08:19See you later.

00:08:21I lost it from stress, Juan.

00:08:23I'm going to a spa, get mud massages, and find myself.

00:08:26Because I have a major crisis.

00:08:28I'm going to that one with La Toja who is playing for the Spanish national team.

00:08:30Honey, but spas are a little expensive.

00:08:33Maybe you could also find yourself in my sister's apartment in Gandía.

00:08:37No, I want a spa.

00:08:39Me alone.

00:08:40Time for me.

00:08:41Oh, who's that?

00:08:43Look how it looks.

00:08:44Emilio, do you know who that girl is?

00:08:48I have no idea, Mr. Juan.

00:08:49But he told me he's working.

00:08:50So either she's a whore or the parking attendants' uniforms have changed.

00:08:54But it doesn't seem like a very typical detail for the city council, does it?

00:08:56Juan, he's making the street here in front.

00:08:58Let him go further.

00:08:59For those of the 25th, which are portals and in solera.

00:09:02More marginal.

00:09:03Let's see, Emilio.

00:09:04But you have ascertained that she is indeed a prostitute.

00:09:07Hey?

00:09:07No, no, no.

00:09:08I think she's Spanish, but I'm not entirely sure either.

00:09:10Hello, Chata.

00:09:11That?

00:09:12How much?

00:09:13What do you mean, how much?

00:09:14Juan?

00:09:14Man, please, she's my wife.

00:09:16Oh, and you have to work on it.

00:09:17What does it say?

00:09:18But...

00:09:18Out!

00:09:18Get out of here!

00:09:20Get out of here, man!

00:09:22This neighborhood is definitely going to waste, huh?

00:09:24What a mess people are, Mr. Juan.

00:09:25They are already offering money to his wife.

00:09:26Juan, this needs to be fixed.

00:09:28No brothels here, huh?

00:09:29No brothels here.

00:09:30No, between the junkie and the other one, what a scene.

00:09:32I'm going to call the spa because I'll have to make a reservation.

00:09:35I'm very sick, Juan.

00:09:36But bad, bad, bad.

00:09:40Mr. Juan, do I really look like a junkie?

00:09:41It's the hair, Emilio.

00:09:42If you slicked it back, well...

00:09:45Good afternoon, miss.

00:09:46I am Juan Cuesta, president of the community.

00:09:49What do you want, a discount?

00:09:50No, no, very kind, isn't it?

00:09:51I was wondering if it wouldn't be too much trouble for you if I carried on a respectable activity.

00:09:57In another location, other than this one, on our portal.

00:09:59Sorry, but the street belongs to everyone.

00:10:01And if you don't mind, leave me alone because you're scaring away my customers.

00:10:03Miss, I wouldn't like to have to call the police.

00:10:06Nor do I have to call Ricky.

00:10:07No, no, you don't have to call Ricky at all.

00:10:09It was just a suggestion, right?

00:10:12What? Have I already told you you have to go?

00:10:14He's got a pimp, Emilio.

00:10:15And I, for all due respect here, am not getting into any more trouble.

00:10:18You're feeling fine, you look like you have heart failure.

00:10:20No, I'm not feeling well.

00:10:20How am I going to feel well?

00:10:22My wife wants to go to a spa.

00:10:24Please take care of that young lady.

00:10:25No, look, yes. I'm having an idea.

00:10:30What breasts Meredri has. Oh my goodness.

00:10:35What's wrong, Mom? She's packing.

00:10:37Are you on the move? What did you do?

00:10:39I don't care. It turns out Mom isn't pregnant.

00:10:41and wants to go to a spa to de-stress.

00:10:43How cool! And you're not going?

00:10:44No, no. I'm staying with you.

00:10:46It was too beautiful.

00:10:52Paloma, are you leaving now?

00:10:54I've already called. I have a room.

00:10:56And the plane leaves in an hour and a half.

00:10:58Crises have to be caught in time, Juan.

00:11:00Because if not, intense depression is just around the corner.

00:11:02Honey, aren't you overreacting a little about the baby?

00:11:05If we can keep trying.

00:11:06Respect me, I see you coming, okay?

00:11:08And why don't we have a little snack before you go?

00:11:10Does this seem like the right time?

00:11:11No, tell me, honestly.

00:11:13And why don't I go with you to the spa and we can get our passion back?

00:11:15I ask for a few days off from school. I'll do whatever it takes.

00:11:18Yes, I idolize you, Juan.

00:11:19You are the sexiest man in the world.

00:11:21But who do we leave the children with?

00:11:23Come on, take me to the airport.

00:11:25Natalia, José Miguel, I'm leaving.

00:11:32This is a disgrace.

00:11:34That was what we were missing.

00:11:36A woman of life working on our portal.

00:11:39So that girl sleeps with men for money?

00:11:41What's up? Did this give you an idea?

00:11:43Look, here comes the culprit.

00:11:45Go away, Mr. Cuesta! Go away!

00:11:48No, I'm the one who's leaving.

00:11:50To a spa.

00:11:52Get out of the way.

00:11:53Juan, they are dying of envy.

00:11:55Let's see if you choke on some seaweed.

00:11:57I'm sure you don't want me to go with you.

00:11:59No, you have to control me.

00:12:01Oh, there's trouble here, I say.

00:12:05It smells like a proper marital crisis here.

00:12:08Marisa knows what she's talking about.

00:12:09Do you remember that Manolo left just like that, took his suitcase and went...

00:12:12Vicenta, one day you fall down the stairs and not in time.

00:12:15I'm going to show you my house.

00:12:19It's small, but it has style.

00:12:20Having decorated it yourself, it must be beautiful.

00:12:23Yeah.

00:12:24Hello how are you?

00:12:25It's Fernando, my boyfriend.

00:12:26That is, my boyfriends who have recently broken up.

00:12:28But wait, where are you going?

00:12:29Shall I explain it to you?

00:12:31Fernando, I'll call you later.

00:12:32No, with no one, but I can't talk now.

00:12:34What's happening?

00:12:35Who was that?

00:12:36Another failure.

00:12:37Look, this is a disaster.

00:12:38I'm never going to get my life back together.

00:12:40Look, I try, but I'm just not attracted to anyone.

00:12:42I always compare everyone to Fernando.

00:12:44Maybe I'm not gay anymore, I'm just fernandosexual.

00:12:48This is very serious, say something.

00:12:50Mauri, the mistake is basing your happiness on having a partner.

00:12:53Maybe no one special will ever appear in our lives again.

00:12:56Ah, thank you.

00:12:57I'm much better now.

00:12:58You have to look for happiness within yourself.

00:13:00Look, I've decided that I'm going to adopt a child.

00:13:02Ah, and that's seeking happiness within oneself?

00:13:04I am 33 years old and I want to be a mother.

00:13:06No, in your case it's a bit complicated, that's the truth.

00:13:09But adopting us is a hassle.

00:13:11No, I've already done all the paperwork.

00:13:12Now it's up to them to come interview me to see what job I have and where I live.

00:13:16Come on, they check if the conditions are suitable for raising a child.

00:13:19I think so.

00:13:20He's going to live in a one-bedroom apartment with a gay uncle and a lesbian mother.

00:13:24I think they give it to you.

00:13:25I'm sure I'm at the bottom of the list, aren't I?

00:13:26No, you're probably ahead of cruel to weak.

00:13:29Bea, you don't stand a chance.

00:13:31Yeah, well, that's why I thought of you.

00:13:33Yes, if you pretended to be my partner.

00:13:35No, let's not start this mess, because look how we end up.

00:13:37But if it's just for the interview, so they can see stability, a home...

00:13:40No, these people aren't stupid, you have to prepare very well, they'll bombard you with questions.

00:13:45Well, we prepare it very well if we have time.

00:13:47When is the interview?

00:13:47Tomorrow morning.

00:13:48Ah, well, more than enough.

00:13:51Let's see if I've got this straight.

00:13:52You have a virgin friend and you want to hire me to debut him.

00:13:55Yes, but with love.

00:13:56You can't know that everything is organized.

00:13:58Padito is a very romantic boy, don't let it show that you were a professional.

00:14:01Come on, make it look like he's hooked up.

00:14:02Oh, oh, oh!

00:14:04He likes sweet and affectionate women, so you can't just jump into the subject.

00:14:08Make it seem like he's taking the initiative there.

00:14:09If you have to be paid more hours, then you are paid more hours.

00:14:11The important thing is that the kid triumphs in the end.

00:14:13Well, pay me for an hour and I'll be on my way.

00:14:15Hey, sorry, don't you have something more discreet to wear?

00:14:27Well no, because my first communion dress is too small for me.

00:14:31But come on, if you want to buy me something...

00:14:32But what do you think you are, I predict, Mom?

00:14:34I can take some clothes from my sister, but it won't make much difference.

00:14:37I'm going up to get something from Lucia.

00:14:39I'm going down now.

00:14:40Well, what does this guy like to do to break the ice and stuff?

00:14:43In two words, classic cinema.

00:14:45Classic cinema.

00:14:47Is this okay?

00:14:49No, Ete is not going to be that.

00:14:50Well, it's the oldest one I've seen.

00:14:57Hello.

00:14:58Excuse me, do you have any classic movies?

00:15:01Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:15:03Which movie exactly?

00:15:05Well, a classic.

00:15:07One of the most classic ones you have.

00:15:09Even in black and white.

00:15:10The stagecoach of the great master John Ford.

00:15:12That, that's my favorite.

00:15:14I really want to see it.

00:15:15Oh, but it's a shame to see her at home.

00:15:17They are now re-running it at the cinema.

00:15:19This has to be seen on the big screen.

00:15:20Oh yeah?

00:15:21The only thing I don't like is going to the movies alone.

00:15:23Ah, then rent it.

00:15:28And wouldn't you like to see her again?

00:15:29Yes, but when you give it back to me.

00:15:31What if you invite me to the movies, damn.

00:15:33Ah, yes, yes.

00:15:36Come on, I'm also a great expert on classic cinema.

00:15:38I can give you a lot of interesting facts.

00:15:40But hey, it'll be fun, right?

00:15:41There will be Indians, gunshots and stuff like that.

00:15:42Yes, but the best thing is the love story.

00:15:46John Wayne falls in love with the girl,

00:15:47but she doesn't know she's a prostitute.

00:15:49What stories do the movie people make up?

00:15:54Well, what I was telling you.

00:15:56The way she folds the little bag when he leaves,

00:15:58gives you the information that she is in love with him.

00:16:00How romantic, isn't it?

00:16:01Yeah.

00:16:01Look, he's already taking her.

00:16:05Thank goodness he doesn't even go all out.

00:16:07If this virginity thing is something that should be left to professionals.

00:16:10What an afternoon we've organized for you, huh?

00:16:11Not all friends do this.

00:16:13Of course not.

00:16:13We are the NGO of love.

00:16:14Tomorrow Paco will be a new man.

00:16:16You'll see how his voice changes.

00:16:17Don't talk nonsense, man.

00:16:18Yes, it happened to me.

00:16:20How tiresome.

00:16:21Heavy?

00:16:25Dear.

00:16:26Look what I bought.

00:16:28Well, I don't understand the Mary Poppins thing.

00:16:30That's a crazy girl who paraglides with an umbrella that talks to her.

00:16:33And on top of that, they hire her to babysit some children.

00:16:35Well, I don't know.

00:16:36It's incredible.

00:16:37Look how wonderful it is.

00:16:38It weighs nothing.

00:16:39What's happening?

00:16:40Are we going on a trip?

00:16:41Far better.

00:16:42We're going to record ourselves making love.

00:16:43Oh, okay, okay.

00:16:46As?

00:16:46Well, that's it, we record ourselves and then we see each other.

00:16:48It can be exciting.

00:16:49That?

00:16:50And do we keep it with the one from our first communion?

00:16:52And on Christmas Eve we play it for the family so they can have a laugh?

00:16:55No, aunt, what?

00:16:56No, we delete it later.

00:16:58Honey, we have to do new things, okay?

00:16:59This is a sexual therapy against routine.

00:17:02What's happening?

00:17:02That our sex life is routine?

00:17:04Do we need therapy?

00:17:05No, but it turns me on.

00:17:07We men like women to take initiative.

00:17:10Yes, but not that much.

00:17:11Record us there doing our thing, I don't know.

00:17:13Oh yes, darling, yes.

00:17:14We're going to do everything, okay?

00:17:16Okay?

00:17:17Well, I'll see where I put the camera.

00:17:20I can't say yes until I read the script.

00:17:23But what's going on?

00:17:24Are you embarrassed or what?

00:17:25Me?

00:17:26Man, please, you already know how I am in bed.

00:17:28I put on a show.

00:17:29Well, then we recorded it.

00:17:31Come on, okay, let's record it.

00:17:33How long is the tape?

00:17:3460 minutes.

00:17:35Holy crap, but you have to record the whole thing.

00:17:38I'm going to warm up the sidewalk so you can shave.

00:17:40As?

00:17:41Nothing, it was a joke.

00:17:42Relax.

00:17:46Juanito, how are you?

00:17:48We're really sorry, aren't we?

00:17:49Please know that we are here for you if you need anything.

00:17:52If you want valerian or linden or...

00:17:55Puke yourself something.

00:17:56A little bit, a little bit.

00:17:57Has it happened?

00:17:58On Radiopatio they say that Paloma has left you.

00:18:01No problem.

00:18:02She was a witch, a bad person, ordinary, selfish, self-interested, vulgar.

00:18:05He hasn't left me.

00:18:06I've only been to a spa for a few days.

00:18:08Yeah, anyway, you two make a great couple, huh?

00:18:12Look, I'm leaving because the kettle is whistling.

00:18:15I really appreciate your interest, but everything is going perfectly.

00:18:18Seriously, what are these ladies like, huh?

00:18:20In that courtyard you don't hang clothes, you crucify people.

00:18:24Of course, my marriage is going well.

00:18:25Paloma and I...

00:18:28I'm devastated, Andrés, I can't take it anymore.

00:18:30I'm breaking down.

00:18:31What's wrong with you? Don't scare me.

00:18:32My self-esteem is at rock bottom.

00:18:34Paloma doesn't want me anymore.

00:18:36It's a fact.

00:18:36What do you want, man?

00:18:39You've been married for 20 years and you're still attracted to her.

00:18:43Well yes.

00:18:43You haven't understood anything, Juan.

00:18:45Marriage is like a highway.

00:18:47Sometimes you have to go out to the service road to refuel,

00:18:50because if not you'll run out of gas.

00:18:52What are you telling me?

00:18:53Should I go to a roadside club?

00:18:54No, man, it's a metaphor, one of those parables.

00:18:58Your marriage is going well.

00:19:00All you need is a lover.

00:19:02Ah, no, no, no, no.

00:19:03Do you have one?

00:19:05But only because it's healthy.

00:19:07Why do you think my marriage is going so well?

00:19:10No, no, I'm not going to tell you that it hasn't crossed my mind.

00:19:14Because I have had opportunities, and many.

00:19:16But above all is my...

00:19:19There is a mother, the president of the APA.

00:19:23What is the APA?

00:19:23Yes, the parents' association.

00:19:25That has some legs.

00:19:28And when she goes to pick up the child she puts on short suits.

00:19:30Well there you have it, President and President.

00:19:33No, no, I'm incapable of doing something like that to Paloma.

00:19:35And throw away 20 years of...

00:19:37There is another one, the head of the dining room.

00:19:39You think I don't notice, but I understand body language perfectly.

00:19:44And she brushes against me with her breasts when she serves me the soup.

00:19:47You are wrong, Juan.

00:19:48What you need is to get out and relax a little.

00:19:52Tonight you and I are going to have dinner together, man.

00:19:55I can't leave the children here alone.

00:19:57The children are grown up now.

00:19:58That's why I say it.

00:19:59No excuses.

00:20:00I'll pick you up at 10.

00:20:02Get handsome.

00:20:02Dad, what do I do?

00:20:12I return the slash-and-burn, I keep it.

00:20:13They've told me I look like an orchestra conductor and it's left me wondering.

00:20:17No, son, don't hesitate.

00:20:18You look like an orchestra conductor.

00:20:20And what did you wear when you married Mom?

00:20:22I got sick, with a fever and everything.

00:20:24Hey, I need a Buascandesa so they can see me online when I chat.

00:20:29What? You're already a hacker?

00:20:30It's just that I get distracted by so much sex.

00:20:33Now I understand why everyone is hooked on the internet.

00:20:36Look, look, look, look how this one is.

00:20:39I'm going to send her an email.

00:20:41Fine digital prose.

00:20:43Dad, you've been busy all day, huh?

00:20:45Can you tell me who's going to pay for that?

00:20:47The Internet is free, you don't even realize it.

00:20:49That's why they want to support the Constitution.

00:20:51Well, I'm going to find out.

00:20:52And if it's not free, we'll see what happens.

00:20:54Dear puppy, I'm going to put everything in you except fear.

00:21:00Well, how am I doing?

00:21:02I'm going to pour a beer.

00:21:04So, you just slept with a guy and now you're going to see Paco.

00:21:07Can you just see normally?

00:21:09Belén, after sex I need to be cuddled and held hands.

00:21:12I'm not going to ask a stranger for that.

00:21:14Daughter, how unromantic you are.

00:21:16Yes, it is a defect that I have.

00:21:18Belén, do I look like an orchestra conductor to you?

00:21:21But what are you dressed as?

00:21:22What's happening?

00:21:23Are you going to chase defaulters?

00:21:24Well, what?

00:21:24Does it fit me or not?

00:21:26Because I have to decide what to wear to the wedding.

00:21:27What wedding?

00:21:28Mine, I'm getting married in June.

00:21:30Look, this is your invitation for two people.

00:21:32So you can go too, because she'll go alone.

00:21:34And this is a copy of the wedding registry.

00:21:36The gifts that are underlined are the ones that would move me deeply.

00:21:39I point them out as a detail.

00:21:40But you can't get married, Rocío is already married.

00:21:43Yes, they already have the divorce papers.

00:21:45And Roberto and Lucía have given me the date for the church, since they no longer need it.

00:21:48Yeah, well, don't get your hopes up because Lucía isn't sure yet.

00:21:51Hey, if you're going to be in a negative mood, don't come, okay?

00:21:53I'm saving a cover.

00:21:54And you can be a little happy for me, resentful one, you who carry it all inside.

00:21:57But if I'm happy, don't you see that I'm happy? Well, that's it.

00:22:00So you either come to the wedding or you don't.

00:22:01I'm going heavy, bring this.

00:22:03Sorry, but you're making me jealous.

00:22:05I need my dose of romance, I'm going to see Paco.

00:22:07Well, you're not going to see much of him, because he was going out with a girl.

00:22:11What do you mean he went off with a girl?

00:22:12Yes, Paquito is premiering tonight.

00:22:14If you're equally romantic, you'll just have to agree on a schedule.

00:22:18Nothing else.

00:22:19So you're getting married, huh, Emilio?

00:22:21Yeah.

00:22:22Congratulations.

00:22:23Come on.

00:22:25So what? So does it look good on me or not?

00:22:28It looks like shit on you.

00:22:30Be careful with the tailcoat.

00:22:32It's been a bit of a chore, that's because I'm handsome.

00:22:34I'll keep it.

00:22:37Yes, pretty.

00:22:48Roberto!

00:22:49I'm recording now!

00:22:50Are you ready?

00:22:55Yeah.

00:23:01Hello.

00:23:04There it goes.

00:23:05What are you doing? Are you cold?

00:23:06I think I've been suffering from a cold since February.

00:23:09Yes, but if you don't have to, it's not funny.

00:23:11Come on.

00:23:11Yes, that's right.

00:23:14Well, where do we start, shall we?

00:23:17Well, I don't know, I'd start by taking off my underwear.

00:23:20I prefer to wait to give it more suspense.

00:23:22But forget the camera, come here.

00:23:30Hey, Lucia, if for whatever reason...

00:23:33If for whatever reason I'm not inspired, we'll delete this immediately.

00:23:38Yeah, well, we'll leave it as outtakes.

00:23:40Lucia, I'm serious, damn it.

00:23:41Hey, me too.

00:23:43Come on, shut up already.

00:23:43Look, I think this is going to be good for me, huh?

00:24:00Going out a bit, an evening with friends.

00:24:03Yes of course.

00:24:04Ah, good evening.

00:24:05We have a table named Andrés Guerra.

00:24:08This way, please.

00:24:09Are you waiting?

00:24:10What do you mean they're waiting for us?

00:24:12Who?

00:24:12Ah, that's the surprise, Juan.

00:24:14Some friends.

00:24:16Oh, hello.

00:24:19The blonde is mine.

00:24:20Her name is Elena.

00:24:21I've been after her all month.

00:24:23And the other is for you, who must be a friend.

00:24:26Ah, no, no, no, no way.

00:24:27But this is incredible, Andrés.

00:24:28You are dragging me into adultery, into collusion.

00:24:31No, it's just dinner.

00:24:33We do nothing wrong.

00:24:34If anything, then...

00:24:35Are you crazy?

00:24:36Don't you know what Paloma could do to me if she finds out about this?

00:24:38Ah, Juan, your wife's spa smells really bad.

00:24:43He did it very quickly.

00:24:44I had that prepared.

00:24:46Who told you he's not in Tenerife with a friend right now?

00:24:49Hey, you're talking about my wife.

00:24:51I won't let you doubt his feelings.

00:24:53Paloma idolizes me.

00:24:54Look, well, Juan, whatever you say.

00:24:56But now you sit there for a while.

00:24:58Don't leave me as a candle holder.

00:25:00No, no, no, no, I told you no.

00:25:01And it is not.

00:25:02I am a person of integrity, an exemplary husband, who is not willing.

00:25:05Damn, mine is ugly.

00:25:06Damn, lovers have to be ugly.

00:25:09That way they won't feel like leaving your wife.

00:25:11And why is yours good?

00:25:12Because I am strong.

00:25:14Come on, let's go, then you keep the account that records you.

00:25:16What a mess.

00:25:17Hello, Elena, how are you?

00:25:19Hello.

00:25:21But anyway, what were you talking about?

00:25:23You have us here intrigued.

00:25:25This is Mercedes, my friend.

00:25:27Hello.

00:25:27Hi how are things?

00:25:27Look, Juan Cuesta, television producer.

00:25:32Hey?

00:25:32Ah, yes, yes, producer and president of the community.

00:25:36How interesting, hey.

00:25:38Do you think I would be good as a TV presenter?

00:25:41I see you more for the radio.

00:25:43Oh yeah?

00:25:45Yeah.

00:25:45Seven, red, New York, Kevin Spacey, Vargas Llosa, Shakira and the Duck Magre.

00:25:52Well, the three, the green, the beach, Meli, the stripper, the reverte, the Rolling Stones and Merluza's cocuchas.

00:25:57Okay, one more thing.

00:25:58Where did we meet?

00:25:59On the way to Santiago.

00:26:00You walked into the cathedral distracted, and I saved your life, preventing the bonofumeiro from decapitating you.

00:26:04Mauri, take it seriously.

00:26:05If it's to make it look more romantic.

00:26:06No, don't improvise.

00:26:07It's about looking like people and normal.

00:26:09Oh, how difficult.

00:26:09Yeah.

00:26:11Hello.

00:26:12Beli, we need your house tomorrow morning.

00:26:14We are going to adopt a child.

00:26:15Well, Bea adopts the child, but I'm helping her.

00:26:17And they have to interview us as if we were a couple.

00:26:18And we need them to build a two-bedroom apartment.

00:26:20Because mine is great, but it only has one.

00:26:22And of course, that doesn't subtract points, because where does the child sleep?

00:26:24And that, if you don't leave her.

00:26:25Ah.

00:26:27Sorry, I'm still freaking out.

00:26:28So, are you going to be parents?

00:26:31How strong, right?

00:26:32No, no, no, no.

00:26:33In any case, I'm Tito Mauri, the one here who jumps into swimming pools, Bea.

00:26:37The inspector is coming tomorrow.

00:26:38It is as long as the interview lasts.

00:26:39You don't care, do you?

00:26:40Well, tomorrow at 10 we'll be here.

00:26:41Thank you so much.

00:26:44Do you realize what a shitty life I have?

00:26:47I mean, even Mauri is going to be a father before me.

00:26:50You know what I tell you?

00:26:51Maybe I'll adopt a child too.

00:26:53Do you adopt?

00:26:54Belén, your hamster died.

00:26:55That's because it came from the store in bad condition.

00:27:03How awful!

00:27:04How awful!

00:27:05But no way, it's so good.

00:27:06There, there I got into the rhythm, when we got sideways.

00:27:09Shame, please.

00:27:11But what are you doing waving at the camera?

00:27:13I know he was over the top.

00:27:15Oh, please, I look horrible!

00:27:17Take that away, but look how ugly I am, what an ass I have.

00:27:19Take it off, Roberto.

00:27:20But what are you saying, you've been very good.

00:27:21Please.

00:27:22Look, look, look at that funny face you're making.

00:27:24You're so mean!

00:27:26Take it away now!

00:27:27No, no, no, no, I'm going to put it in slow motion.

00:27:28I'm scared, please.

00:27:32Okay, yes, it was a lot of fun, but it's pathetic, it's tacky, well, anything but erotic.

00:27:37Well, it turns me on.

00:27:39You had a great idea.

00:27:40You have to record a lot of these videos, huh?

00:27:42Hey!

00:27:42We can put a camera on the ceiling and a mirror on one side and we set up with two cameras

00:27:46and that everything can be seen.

00:27:47Spielberg, don't freak out, you're going to delete it right now.

00:27:49But why?

00:27:50I like it, it turned out very well.

00:27:51Why do I have to delete it?

00:27:52Roberto, delete it.

00:27:55No, don't worry, I'll delete it now.

00:27:56But I'll transfer it to DVD first, don't bother me.

00:28:01Well, I've been president for a whopping 12 years, 12, which is a long time.

00:28:06And I can proudly say that I have completed no less than 19 outlays.

00:28:11Come on, they call me a little spill.

00:28:15Or better yet, Juanito Val, spill.

00:28:19That's good, you'll see, you'll see when it's an account to my wife.

00:28:23To my wife.

00:28:27How about my wife?

00:28:28Yes, my wife.

00:28:30She is my maid.

00:28:31It is because it is of Eskimo origin.

00:28:33Great, huh?

00:28:33Just don't turn on the heating in winter because you'll kill it.

00:28:38Now he makes rugs with all kinds of skins.

00:28:41Traditional polar craftsmanship.

00:28:43Juanito, come on, stop drinking, you're starting to talk nonsense.

00:28:47What else?

00:28:48It's very funny.

00:28:49Hey, Andrés, do you know that I'm a beautician?

00:28:51My specialty is laser hair removal.

00:28:53Oh yeah?

00:28:54Yeah.

00:28:54Excellent.

00:28:55I'm glad you like it because our tireless fight against hair loss is much less socially valued.

00:29:00Want something else?

00:29:01Mafe?

00:29:02No?

00:29:02No, no, no, no, please, the check.

00:29:04How do you count it?

00:29:06A liquor, man, pacharán for everyone.

00:29:08Of course, a little drink.

00:29:10Hey, Andrés, did you know that hair is a vestige of primitive times when we had to thermally insulate ourselves from the outside world?

00:29:17Ah, please leave the bottle.

00:29:24Andrew!

00:29:24Don't shout, people are sleeping.

00:29:29Hey, do you think if I had been a little less sparky, so to speak, I would have had a chance with Elena?

00:29:37Because the girl is nice, huh?

00:29:38Juan, Elena was mine, yours was the other one.

00:29:41The hair removal is unsuccessful.

00:29:43Well, go on, look, go to sleep, we'll talk about it tomorrow.

00:29:46Look, we'll talk about it, we'll talk about it tomorrow.

00:29:48What happens to this key now?

00:29:57Mr. Cuesta.

00:29:59Vicenta, what are you doing here?

00:30:01Get dressed, if ours is impossible.

00:30:04Wow, all three are here!

00:30:06One is going to win!

00:30:08Damn, that's the first one!

00:30:09Forgive him, it's just that the antihistamine he's taking has upset him.

00:30:13And the pollens?

00:30:14Are you okay?

00:30:14Divinely with the bow she's wearing?

00:30:18Go away, Mr. Cuesta!

00:30:20Go away!

00:30:21Shut up, jaguar!

00:30:22Oops! What did he call me?

00:30:25Girls, Mr. Cuesta is getting away from us.

00:30:28If he had a mane, we could say that he has let it down.

00:30:40Dad, what are you doing?

00:30:41Mom has called three times.

00:30:43If I were you, I would give signs of life.

00:30:44And what did he say?

00:30:45The first one that had arrived safely.

00:30:47The second one is where you were and the third one is where you were, man, now.

00:30:49Don't worry, I'll call her tomorrow.

00:30:51Everything is under control.

00:30:53Dad, do you need anything?

00:30:54And if he's drunk in bed.

00:30:56No, no, thank you very much, I'm fine.

00:30:57I am perfectly correct.

00:30:58Ah!

00:30:59Tell my Mug to wake me up tomorrow at 10.

00:31:02Sharp.

00:31:03Yeah.

00:31:07And who is my Mug?

00:31:08I don't know.

00:31:09How are you, Paquito?

00:31:15How's life going?

00:31:16What's up, dude?

00:31:17Where did you go last night?

00:31:18I wanted to give you back Mary Poppins and you weren't there.

00:31:20Don't worry, I'm not going to charge you for the delay.

00:31:22I have met an amazing girl.

00:31:24Her name is Sandra.

00:31:25He showed up at the video store yesterday.

00:31:26It was like love at first sight.

00:31:27But what are you saying?

00:31:28What the fuck?

00:31:29Of course, Paquito.

00:31:30You see how much pull you have?

00:31:31And what happened?

00:31:32Were there any problems?

00:31:33Tell us.

00:31:33It was the best night of my life.

00:31:35You can tell, his voice has changed and everything.

00:31:37Let's see, details.

00:31:38We want details.

00:31:39So we went to the movies.

00:31:41Then we had something to eat, went for a walk, and ended up at my house.

00:31:45Ah!

00:31:47That's our Paco, of course.

00:31:49Well, and where did you do it?

00:31:50In bed, on the couch?

00:31:52No, no, no.

00:31:52We were just talking.

00:31:53Then he took a taxi and went home.

00:31:54And I sent him a text message on his cell phone and he responded.

00:31:57I think he liked it.

00:31:58But is that it?

00:31:59So, you didn't do anything else?

00:32:01Oh, that doesn't seem like much for a first date.

00:32:03We were talking until 3 in the morning.

00:32:05Damn, that's 5 hours.

00:32:06Damn, Paco, if you had it in your pocket, you have to take the plunge.

00:32:08Dude, you get lost in conversations.

00:32:10Less pick and more shovel.

00:32:11No, no.

00:32:12That with Alicia it was very fast and look what happened.

00:32:14I don't want to be sure that she's in love with me.

00:32:16That she's in love with you, if you can see her eyes.

00:32:17He's sending you signals.

00:32:18Well, don't you know her?

00:32:20Well, from what you've told us.

00:32:21Paquito, women today need sex.

00:32:23It is an impregnable reality.

00:32:25And if he rejects me, what then?

00:32:25Couldn't bear another failure?

00:32:27What's not going to say no to you?

00:32:28But hey, what do you know?

00:32:29In my relationship, you already know what I have to do, man.

00:32:31Don't interfere in my life.

00:32:32Fuck!

00:32:34And I have counted the bags of potatoes.

00:32:37Well, if my calculations are correct, 5 hours are 300 euros.

00:32:39Plus 0.25 of the little message.

00:32:41Well, not me.

00:32:42No, no, no.

00:32:43I'll put in 20 euros to piss him off.

00:32:44Shh!

00:32:45He's going to listen to you, damn it.

00:32:48Dad, let this be the last time you come home, at this hour and without warning.

00:32:52When do you have trouble picking up the phone?

00:32:53Do you know how José Miguel and I were?

00:32:55Yes, yes, you are absolutely right.

00:32:56I understand that you are angry with me.

00:32:58No, I'm not.

00:32:59I just wanted to have a chat with you, like the ones you had with me.

00:33:02You really feel good, don't you?

00:33:03I don't know what made me feel bad yesterday.

00:33:05I think it was the mushrooms.

00:33:08Dad, you were drunk.

00:33:09No, be careful.

00:33:10He was happy and friendly.

00:33:11I know how to drink.

00:33:12You called her a slut, a cunt.

00:33:14It went up this morning.

00:33:15He says he's going to report you.

00:33:16Oh yeah?

00:33:17Those mushrooms were adulterated.

00:33:21Tell me.

00:33:21Juan, I'm Elena.

00:33:22How's the rameitos hangover?

00:33:24Hi how are things?

00:33:26How are you?

00:33:27Hey, you're very busy.

00:33:28I would like to see you again.

00:33:29Well, you can study.

00:33:31When?

00:33:32Would it be the meeting?

00:33:33For me right now.

00:33:34Am I at the door?

00:33:35Uh, right.

00:33:37Bye bye.

00:33:39Natalia, I'm going down for a moment.

00:33:40There has been a problem with...

00:33:42Now, come.

00:33:48Elena.

00:33:49How are you?

00:33:50How are you here?

00:33:51What a surprise.

00:33:52What, what, what?

00:33:53How did you find my house?

00:33:54I have Andrés's address

00:33:55and as you told me, you were neighbors.

00:33:57Hey, do you think we have tonight?

00:33:59We could set something up at your house.

00:34:01Well, I don't know if tonight...

00:34:03I have to check a few things, you know?

00:34:04AND...

00:34:05Well, call me later and tell me, okay?

00:34:06Yes indeed.

00:34:07Man, Juanito, how are you?

00:34:09What are you doing?

00:34:10Hey?

00:34:11What are you doing?

00:34:12Hello.

00:34:13How are you?

00:34:14Nice to meet you.

00:34:14Hello.

00:34:15I don't know who you are.

00:34:16I'm Elena.

00:34:17She's a friend.

00:34:18A long-time friend.

00:34:20Who came recently.

00:34:22And it's here now.

00:34:23And, well, what do you want to see...

00:34:25Well, a little bit of everything.

00:34:26Already.

00:34:27Well, very well.

00:34:29Ale, see you later.

00:34:30Bye bye.

00:34:36But, Andrés, are you married?

00:34:38I'm as surprised as you are.

00:34:43I was frozen.

00:34:44Look, I really don't like Paloma, because I really don't like her.

00:34:47But this Juan...

00:34:48Two days have passed and I'm already with someone else.

00:34:51It's incredible, how shameless.

00:34:53And on top of that, he brings it here with all the nerve.

00:34:56Honey, you think all men are like me.

00:34:59And not.

00:35:00I'm going to have to start appreciating what I have at home.

00:35:06It should be here by now.

00:35:07Are you sure you called saying it was the third one?

00:35:09Yes.

00:35:10Come on, repeat them to me.

00:35:12Your brother is Alba, your sister is Sonia, your father, your mother, your cousin Joaquín, your grandmother and your grandfather.

00:35:18No, no, no, no.

00:35:18He's not my grandfather.

00:35:19It's my aunt Eulalia.

00:35:20Uh!

00:35:20Look, the first lesbian in the family.

00:35:23Well, I'm leaving, okay?

00:35:24Good luck.

00:35:25No, wait, don't take that off.

00:35:27Something just occurred to me.

00:35:28Why don't you be our maid?

00:35:30That's sure to score points.

00:35:32The child will have someone to stay with when we go to work.

00:35:34Are you asking me to be your maid?

00:35:36It's here.

00:35:37Please, Belén, please.

00:35:40Okay, okay, okay, okay.

00:35:41Run, go open it, you're the service.

00:35:43Hello good morning.

00:35:52They are waiting for her.

00:35:54Two hundred and sixty, two hundred and eighty, and three hundred.

00:35:58And twenty euros for a taxi.

00:35:59Take the receipt.

00:35:59Hey, hey, what does the smart guy say?

00:36:00In which there are thirty.

00:36:02You could also give us a little price, right?

00:36:03You go to the movies, to dinner and to live life.

00:36:05We here, paying money for nothing.

00:36:07Will you see?

00:36:08If you want, I'll tell him who I am, I'll jump into his fly and that's it.

00:36:10Well, almost yes.

00:36:11No, no, no, no, don't let him find out that we sank him.

00:36:13And you make a little advances, damn it, otherwise the kid won't come.

00:36:15Paco needs signs.

00:36:17Signs?

00:36:17You need a bright sign and a guard to show you the way.

00:36:20Well, you tell me how I do it, because I'm not used to this type of work.

00:36:23Look, you take his little hand, you look into his eyes and in the moonlight very tenderly you say to him

00:36:27I'm horny as a monkey.

00:36:28Yes, that's a hint, come on.

00:36:30Tonight quickly, we're running out of money, damn it.

00:36:34Sandra, what are you doing here? Weren't we supposed to meet at eight?

00:36:37Uh, yeah, but I really wanted to see you.

00:36:40I was here meeting your friends.

00:36:42He keeps talking about you, huh?

00:36:43You've got her there, crazy girl.

00:36:45But crazy, crazy, crazy, huh?

00:36:47I already see this done.

00:36:48Emilio, please.

00:36:48Well, see you later then, huh?

00:36:50No, no, wait.

00:36:50Since you're here, we could spend the day together, right?

00:36:53Do you fancy taking a walk in the park?

00:36:55Uh, yeah.

00:36:57Okay, I really want to.

00:36:59Well, see you later, guys.

00:37:00Come on.

00:37:01Hey, Paquito, you can't keep the video store closed all day, huh?

00:37:04You bequeath yourself to your clients.

00:37:06Paquito!

00:37:07Damn, man, I can't take any more money from my mother's purse.

00:37:09Why isn't it?

00:37:11What a mess.

00:37:12You have some ideas.

00:37:13No, on top of that.

00:37:14No, no, neither above nor below.

00:37:21Good morning.

00:37:22Good morning.

00:37:24Clear.

00:37:25How is this girl going to leave our portal if she has clients?

00:37:29If Paco was a virgin, if not he has a perverted face.

00:37:32But you get used to good things quickly, man.

00:37:34How is Radiopatio getting what it's missing this week?

00:37:38Come on, Powerpuff Girl, step softly, it's freshly washed.

00:37:41Well, it's back to the drawing board, lazy.

00:37:49Emilio.

00:37:50Honey, how nice to see you because I've been here for a day.

00:37:53Hey, are you still like this?

00:37:55Get changed, we have to go try the restaurant menu.

00:37:57What menu?

00:37:58Ah, the wedding.

00:37:59Today is a very bad time for me because I'm here with a very serious problem.

00:38:01If we can leave it for another day...

00:38:03Emilio, we have a lot of things to do.

00:38:05Don't you realize there's less than a month left until the wedding?

00:38:07No, but I already have the suit, the thing is I won't show it to you because it brings bad luck.

00:38:10No, silly, that's the girlfriend's.

00:38:11Look, you have to choose the menu, the flowers, the music, the photographer, and you have to think of a little gift for the guests.

00:38:16To the guests?

00:38:17Let them give us something.

00:38:18No, just a little detail, so they have a good memory of the wedding.

00:38:20Damn, let them take a fork like everyone else.

00:38:22Well, nothing, hey, I'll cancel it.

00:38:27Don't let the stress of wedding preparations get to you.

00:38:31You have to eat for free.

00:38:32I'll sacrifice myself.

00:38:34Look, my father is going with you, do you mind?

00:38:36Well, it's not the same.

00:38:38It's much better.

00:38:39You don't know the palate I have.

00:38:40Do I need to change?

00:38:41Man, yes.

00:38:42No problem.

00:38:43But not here, for God's sake, not here.

00:38:45How unpleasant.

00:38:51Honey, could you lend me 100 euros just in case?

00:38:54It's Paco's birthday and we want to surprise him.

00:38:56Where did you put the Mary Poppins cover?

00:38:58At the video store, I returned it this morning.

00:39:00Did you return it empty?

00:39:01No, no, no way, no way.

00:39:02He put the DVD in, it was right there.

00:39:03Take.

00:39:08Amon, don't fuck with me.

00:39:09What's happening?

00:39:10Hey?

00:39:11No, nothing, nothing, nothing.

00:39:13Roberto, tell me what's going on.

00:39:14Have you turned white?

00:39:15No.

00:39:16It is a very funny thing.

00:39:19You're going to laugh, yes, yes.

00:39:21Yes, it's very good.

00:39:22Are you saying that the video we recorded yesterday is in the video store, in anyone's hands?

00:39:27No, only from the partners.

00:39:28I don't know what happened, I must have been thinking about something else.

00:39:30I mean, until I have breakfast...

00:39:32Didn't I tell you to erase the tape?

00:39:33And I deleted it, but before deleting it I made a copy.

00:39:36I don't know, from what I remember, it was a reflex action.

00:39:38If a neighbor rents it, I swear I'll kill you.

00:39:40But who's going to rent Mary Poppins if it's for children?

00:39:42Also, the video store is closed.

00:39:43Paco has gone for a walk with a friend.

00:39:45I'll call him, see if he doesn't take too long.

00:39:54Or don't I call?

00:39:56Yes, absolutely.

00:39:59How did you get through?

00:40:06He's not here, Roberto, he's not here.

00:40:07They have rented it.

00:40:08No, maybe he didn't have time to put it up.

00:40:10Well, he'll be watching it.

00:40:12Hey, if they rented it, they'll put it on the computer, right?

00:40:13No, the computer is only there to play minesweeper.

00:40:16One?

00:40:17You have to look at his notebook.

00:40:18Of course, damn it.

00:40:19Let's see, do you see it?

00:40:21It doesn't say anything.

00:40:22Show it to me.

00:40:23No, it doesn't say anything.

00:40:23And he rented it.

00:40:25And I sat down.

00:40:29Hey, but maybe he hasn't seen it yet.

00:40:37Damn, how has the story changed?

00:40:39I think this is a remake.

00:40:41But Mary Poppins didn't go with an umbrella and a suitcase.

00:40:43How cute is this girl always?

00:40:45Even without clothes.

00:40:46How much degeneration is there in this building?

00:40:49Well, you've been going five minutes without blinking.

00:40:51Is that making love?

00:40:53It's a bit ridiculous, isn't it?

00:40:54From outside.

00:40:55From the inside it's the milk.

00:40:56Hi, a little question, Vicenta. Did you happen to rent the Mary Poppins movie?

00:41:06There was an error with the DVD.

00:41:07Well no, it doesn't ring a bell.

00:41:09But we've seen the video store list and it's in your name.

00:41:11Yes, yes.

00:41:11Not mine.

00:41:12It will be another Vicenta.

00:41:13There are so many Vicentas.

00:41:15Damn, the artists!

00:41:16Congratulations, really.

00:41:18I gave you the Goya Revelation of the Staircase.

00:41:20If that's what it takes.

00:41:22More auteur cinema.

00:41:23Okay, well, we have it.

00:41:25But we haven't finished watching it yet.

00:41:26No, listen, ma'am, ma'am, excuse me.

00:41:28It's a private recording, huh?

00:41:29If you would be so kind.

00:41:31Marisa.

00:41:31We have paid.

00:41:32We are entitled to 24 hours of rental.

00:41:34Well.

00:41:35Are you going to do the second part?

00:41:39Well, I wasn't very convinced by the starters.

00:41:41Well, it's the same.

00:41:42And what do you think of the flower arrangement?

00:41:44Which is also eaten.

00:41:44No, man, no.

00:41:45Which is a decorative proposal.

00:41:46Well, take away that tacky thing from me and a wolf, it's not a miracle, that doesn't fail.

00:41:50Kid, what's up with Rioja?

00:41:52We didn't like the white one.

00:41:53Yes, wait a minute.

00:41:54Yes, sorry.

00:41:55Come on, wake up.

00:41:57Will you stop ordering wine, man?

00:41:58It's going to look like we're here just scrounging.

00:41:59And don't shout.

00:42:01Rocio, we have to take care of everything.

00:42:02This day is going to be the most beautiful of your life.

00:42:04Oh, hey.

00:42:05What I like most about this place is the lemon cocktail they serve between courses.

00:42:08But what are you doing, man?

00:42:09If this is to clean your fingers.

00:42:10Please.

00:42:11Damn, so cool.

00:42:12That's very good.

00:42:13I'm glad we finally have a moment to get to know each other better, Mariano.

00:42:17I'm going to marry his son and we haven't talked about anything yet, huh?

00:42:19Yes, the truth is that I'm also dying to ask you something.

00:42:22The fact that?

00:42:22Are you going to eat this?

00:42:25Sirloin with boletus and truffle sauce.

00:42:28Hey, kid, what's up?

00:42:29That the rations are going to be like this.

00:42:31Damn, you're going to starve him to death.

00:42:33Let's go.

00:42:34I can't stand this restaurant anymore.

00:42:36This is bullshit.

00:42:37Andrés, calm down.

00:42:42Let me explain.

00:42:43It was Elena who called me.

00:42:44I had nothing to do with it.

00:42:45No, calm down.

00:42:46No problem.

00:42:47I know how to lose.

00:42:49If Elena likes you, she likes you.

00:42:51Today for you.

00:42:52Tomorrow for me.

00:42:53How are you going to do it?

00:42:54We were going to meet for dinner, but I'm not going to call her.

00:42:56It's not worth risking 20 years of marriage for 5 minutes of pleasure.

00:43:00Man, since you're at it, hold on a little longer.

00:43:02No, no, Andrés, I'm not doing anything.

00:43:04That I do nothing.

00:43:04Because?

00:43:05What do I do with the children, for example?

00:43:06Well, I don't know, Juan.

00:43:08But opportunities like this only come once in a lifetime.

00:43:11Well, not even that for me.

00:43:12But you didn't have a lot of lovers.

00:43:14What's up, there's no way.

00:43:16I only pay for dinners.

00:43:17I am indeed in bad shape.

00:43:19And not like you, who arrives and kisses the saint.

00:43:21Boy, I don't know what's wrong with me.

00:43:23It must be the look.

00:43:24You have to meet her.

00:43:25Do it in the name of all the repressed men of this country.

00:43:29Tonight we are all Juan Cuesta.

00:43:31Damn, Andrés, don't put pressure on me.

00:43:32Don't put pressure on me, I'm like this because of you.

00:43:34Call her.

00:43:36Call her.

00:43:42Honey, it's me.

00:43:43Juan, it was about time.

00:43:44Did you have me worried?

00:43:45Hey, Paloma...

00:43:46Oh, how wonderful this is!

00:43:47They took 10 years from me.

00:43:49Having those people from the community around makes me...

00:43:51Between the mud, the steam, and the massages, I'm another person, Juan.

00:43:56You'll see what a change.

00:43:58Look, I need to relax too.

00:44:00So I get in the car and I'm there in a few hours.

00:44:02Come on, I need to be alone.

00:44:04If you're going to get bored here.

00:44:06Well, that's enough, I've had enough.

00:44:07I'm also in crisis and I'm very stressed.

00:44:09And I'm not going to a spa to escape reality.

00:44:11And the reality is that our marriage doesn't work in bed.

00:44:14Juan, are you eating well?

00:44:15Your potassium level drops and you're someone else.

00:44:17Eat a banana!

00:44:18I don't want bananas!

00:44:19You know what I'm telling you, Paloma?

00:44:20Be aware of the consequences.

00:44:23Oh, what's wrong with this man?

00:44:26It's that I am essential there.

00:44:28But why do you stop?

00:44:30You continue.

00:44:30Even if I talk, continue.

00:44:31Man, come on!

00:44:37Natalia, José Miguel.

00:44:38Sir, yes, sir.

00:44:40Less messing around.

00:44:41Take it.

00:44:42Today you are both going out.

00:44:43Damn, 50 euros!

00:44:44Is this a family levy?

00:44:46I wasn't planning on going out today.

00:44:47I've already thought about it for you.

00:44:48Oh, and you have time to come back.

00:44:50Two in the morning.

00:44:51Whoever returns first does not enter the house.

00:44:53I want to be alone too.

00:44:55Okay, but take it easy, okay?

00:44:57What's wrong with him?

00:44:57Are you becoming a mom?

00:44:59I don't know.

00:44:59If we weren't talking about dad,

00:45:01I would think that he wants to cheat on me.

00:45:02This is now a great idea for me.

00:45:04What are you going to spend it on?

00:45:05If I tell you, you won't believe me.

00:45:12Well, I'm going to be very honest with you.

00:45:14Their conditions seem quite favorable for adoption.

00:45:17They are a stable couple,

00:45:19both liberal professionals with a good level of income

00:45:22and they have domestic service.

00:45:26And now, if you don't mind, I'm going to see the apartment.

00:45:29Because they own it, right?

00:45:30Yes, yes, of course.

00:45:32And what will the child's room be?

00:45:34That.

00:45:36That.

00:45:37Well, we are still undecided,

00:45:39because one has more light,

00:45:40but another less noise.

00:45:42Well, but it's almost certainly going to be that one.

00:45:45Now it's the girl's room,

00:45:47but as soon as the creature comes,

00:45:48because she will remain external.

00:45:49We are already decorating it.

00:45:58And what is this?

00:46:03A solajero?

00:46:04Belén, would you mind explaining to me what that is?

00:46:07He...

00:46:08Ah...

00:46:09He's shot her down, sir.

00:46:11The time I had been looking for her.

00:46:13Belén, this is a disgrace, huh?

00:46:15You are fired.

00:46:17Yes, yes.

00:46:18Honey, I told you that this girl didn't inspire me with confidence.

00:46:20You have to pay me the rent, you sluts.

00:46:26And if you don't pay me, I'll be out on the street.

00:46:29No, Doña Concha, no, not now, just in case.

00:46:31Who is that lady?

00:46:32What does it say about rent?

00:46:33No, it's someone who lives here who isn't right in the head,

00:46:36But tomorrow she will be taken to a high-security nursing home.

00:46:38Doña Concha, we have a very important meeting now.

00:46:42And why do you have to do it at my house?

00:46:43Do it in yours.

00:46:44Let's see whose house this is.

00:46:46Doña Concha, this is the inspector from the adoption agency.

00:46:49which is evaluating whether we meet the ideal conditions

00:46:52to adopt a child.

00:46:54Oh, but gays can adopt.

00:46:58How gay?

00:47:01Sorry, sorry.

00:47:03But let's see, Paquito, why are you taking her to a museum?

00:47:05You are stupid.

00:47:07Ah, that was her idea.

00:47:09Yes, yes, she is a very charming and very cultured girl, yes.

00:47:12Give him a little kiss from me.

00:47:13Let's see if he's up for it.

00:47:16I didn't like the place, I'll have to keep trying.

00:47:18But what happened?

00:47:19What happened?

00:47:20That they have thrown us out.

00:47:22Your father who tried to steal a 300 euro bottle of wine.

00:47:24Oh, dad, so you could have killed her, son.

00:47:27Look, Emilio, we have to do this together.

00:47:30You tell me we're getting married and then you leave me feeling more alone than ever.

00:47:32Do you really feel like it?

00:47:34Of course, darling.

00:47:34The thing is, my head is in all sorts of places and it can't be.

00:47:37I'm not going to feel like marrying you.

00:47:38Oh, Emilio.

00:47:43Emilio, it smells like gas a lot at Vicenta's house and they're not answering.

00:47:46Maybe something weighed on them.

00:47:47Don't leave her, she'll be asleep.

00:47:48Emilio, damn it, give me the key and we'll blow up.

00:47:50Yes, yes, yes.

00:47:51Well, wait a moment, I'll be right back.

00:47:52Calm down, damn it, you.

00:47:53Calm down, calm down.

00:47:54Yes, the president has a lover.

00:47:58She has kicked the children out of the house screaming to sleep with her.

00:48:02I ask to call Paloma.

00:48:03That's nothing, herbs.

00:48:05You have to see Mary Poppins.

00:48:06Yeah, it's just that I don't like children's movies...

00:48:09This one comes with some awesome extras.

00:48:11Oh, and Paco, from the video store, is dating the prostitute downstairs.

00:48:15As?

00:48:16Alice, come.

00:48:17You are not attached to the radiopatio.

00:48:19Don't put your ear to it.

00:48:21What's happening?

00:48:22That Paco's girlfriend is a whore.

00:48:23Your boyfriend is so romantic, huh?

00:48:31But here, apart from the cheap cologne, I don't fly to anything.

00:48:34What are you doing?

00:48:36Vicenta, where is the movie?

00:48:37What movie?

00:48:38A video of Lucía and Miño making love.

00:48:40Roberto, man, shut up.

00:48:41Damn, that's how you have to find it, right?

00:48:43Emilio, damn.

00:48:44Oh, sorry.

00:48:45I'm coming?

00:48:46Yes, I'm leaving now, there's nothing.

00:48:49That the duo has sneaked into our house for no reason.

00:48:51He throws himself into the grass.

00:48:52Isabel, save this for us.

00:48:55Ah!

00:48:56But throw it well.

00:49:01Damn, Mary Poppins.

00:49:03Mariano, can you give us that movie back?

00:49:05For rich items, you will have to talk to the doorman.

00:49:08I'm going to try the computer DVD.

00:49:10Let's see.

00:49:14Hey, what you're doing is breaking and entering.

00:49:17We know this from experience.

00:49:19Where is the movie?

00:49:20It fell into the yard.

00:49:21Mariano has it.

00:49:21Hello, is Pablo here?

00:49:31It hurts me that you ask me this question, Nati.

00:49:33I don't know if you are aware of the damage you are causing to my self-esteem, apart from the blur

00:49:36what do you suppose in my history.

00:49:38Don't you have anything to say?

00:49:39Yes, there is Pablo.

00:49:41Pablo!

00:49:42You see, it was back here.

00:49:44Laughing for a while.

00:49:45I would send your monologue to the TV.

00:49:47I have 50 euros and I can't go home until 2 in the morning.

00:49:50That?

00:49:51Can you think of any plans?

00:49:53But are you going to give me an interesting conversation or are you going to continue on your path?

00:49:56Pablo, if you think that having a size 100 bra means a girl is necessarily an idiot.

00:50:01You're quite wrong, aren't you?

00:50:02100.

00:50:03What did I tell you?

00:50:03You go through life as if you were smart, but you're nothing more than an insecure brat.

00:50:06who doesn't dare to go out with a girl for fear of making a fool of himself.

00:50:10Hey, this looks good.

00:50:11Let's go have a drink.

00:50:13So there's an insecure little brat, right?

00:50:14Yeah.

00:50:16I'm getting behind the times.

00:50:18I don't get these new flirting tactics.

00:50:23Fuck with Mari Poppins.

00:50:25This must be the director's cut.

00:50:27Mariano!

00:50:37How are you?

00:50:38It's starting to get hot, huh?

00:50:39Give us right now the debt you have taken from the yard.

00:50:41No, no, no, I haven't taken anything.

00:50:43Dad, a little bit of please is peeking out there in your pants pocket.

00:50:46Well, assuming I'm not lying to you, we'd have to come to a financial agreement first.

00:50:50Do you want to charge us?

00:50:51This must have a starting price of 200 euros.

00:50:54That night I hold an auction among the neighbors.

00:50:57I'll break your face, shall I?

00:50:58What do I care about with what I have?

00:50:59Come on, Dad, that's something very intimate for these kids.

00:51:01And besides, you've seen what they do in that video many times before.

00:51:03Not so many.

00:51:04Come on, Lucia, take it.

00:51:05I'll hold him.

00:51:06Come on.

00:51:07Take it away!

00:51:07Be careful, I have steloponosis in my bones.

00:51:09You're going to break something and I don't have full coverage.

00:51:11No, no, no!

00:51:12Got it, got it!

00:51:13Come on, you already have it.

00:51:14No!

00:51:15What if you eat coconut or turn to salt it?

00:51:17Come on, let's go now.

00:51:18Come on, with what you've done, come on.

00:51:19What are you telling me?

00:51:20If you were the one who had the idea of recording the video.

00:51:22How vicious people are, well.

00:51:24Dad, where are you going to get into a big problem, huh?

00:51:26People's privacy must be respected.

00:51:27Well, my tough son has already copied it.

00:51:29Have you made a copy?

00:51:30Come on, let's see it.

00:51:31Then I put it on the internet, which is the whole business.

00:51:34Come on, come on.

00:51:34How do you put it on?

00:51:35That's it.

00:51:40What's missing, what's missing.

00:51:42The photos!

00:51:44Juan, concentration.

00:51:45These failures do not...

00:51:46But what are you doing here?

00:51:49Didn't I tell you not to be around two again?

00:51:50Well, calm down, I have to go to the bathroom.

00:51:52What is Emilio's goal for?

00:51:54Come on, air.

00:51:54Who are you going to dinner with?

00:51:55What do you do with the photos?

00:51:56Cleaning, because if I don't clean here, nobody will clean.

00:51:59And you'll see when your mother comes back and finds everything dirty.

00:52:00You're going to cheat on him.

00:52:02Hey, how dare you doubt your father?

00:52:04Well, for the looks, the cologne, the candles, the music, the slicked-back sideburns...

00:52:08Punished!

00:52:08You won't be back until three.

00:52:10Well, if they kidnap me and take a kidney, you'll see, Mom.

00:52:13You have one more left.

00:52:13Okay, yes.

00:52:15This is a bad one.

00:52:18Is it a bread?

00:52:21What are you going to freak out about?

00:52:22My hot little paetín is going to put the...

00:52:24Shh!

00:52:24Shut up, Paco's back.

00:52:25Go away.

00:52:26Nine and a half hours.

00:52:27You'll see what the tasimeter will show.

00:52:28Well, Paco, I think we know each other well enough to move on to something bigger, right?

00:52:33But are you sure you're in love with me?

00:52:36Yeah.

00:52:37Yes, yes, quite a lot.

00:52:39Well, I'm going to take the plunge, okay?

00:52:44How are you?

00:52:45Good.

00:52:46Very good.

00:52:47Well, when you get home, send me a text on my cell phone, okay?

00:52:51Okay.

00:52:52Bye bye.

00:52:53Bye bye.

00:52:54Sandra.

00:52:54That?

00:52:55I love you.

00:52:56Ah, yes.

00:53:01Where are you going?

00:53:02Hey?

00:53:02So sing it.

00:53:03Hold me, I'm going to take her virginity.

00:53:04No, no, no, calm down, calm down.

00:53:05If he finds out, he'll kill us.

00:53:07I can't spend any more money, damn it, I'm getting married.

00:53:09Instead of bichisua and sirloin, I'm going to have to use packet soup and crab sticks.

00:53:12Wait, wait.

00:53:14Paco!

00:53:15What's happening?

00:53:16I kissed her, guys, I kissed her.

00:53:18But now you've stuck your tongue in my face, haven't you?

00:53:19Let's see if you're going to get her pregnant.

00:53:20Emilio, what's wrong with you?

00:53:21You're a bun, Paquito.

00:53:22You take it right here and do it there, against the new shelf.

00:53:25Never better said.

00:53:25Sandra is very shy.

00:53:27Wait, I think she's a virgin, like me.

00:53:29You have a good eye for women, huh?

00:53:31No, no, now we understand many things.

00:53:32Well, what do you care?

00:53:33I don't understand it.

00:53:34Paco, what the hell are you doing dating a prostitute?

00:53:38Well, nothing, we were already leaving.

00:53:39Hey, don't mess with Sandra, okay?

00:53:40If you're jealous, it's not my fault.

00:53:42What, Paquito?

00:53:42No, no, no, it's enough now, Alicia.

00:53:43We have to make things clear, man.

00:53:45Listen.

00:53:45It's like the dog in the manger, who neither eats nor lets anyone eat.

00:53:47Yes, she's a whore, damn it.

00:53:48So no...

00:53:49What do you mean she's a whore?

00:53:50We're paying Sandra to debut you.

00:53:53And we've spent over 800 euros so you can give us a peck and send us two texts on our cell phone.

00:53:57You idiot! You're an idiot!

00:53:58So, I didn't get her, it was you.

00:54:02This changes things a lot.

00:54:04I knew it wasn't like you.

00:54:06Know that true love is in the third.

00:54:09How romantic I am lately.

00:54:10I even write poems.

00:54:14And you three are...?

00:54:16Look, get out of here! Get out!

00:54:18And on top of that he gets angry.

00:54:19Because no invoice has been issued, otherwise we would have sent it to you.

00:54:21Damn, they kick me out of everywhere.

00:54:25Hello.

00:54:26How handsome, Juan.

00:54:27You are too.

00:54:29Please come in.

00:54:34Are we alone? Isn't my mum here?

00:54:36My moj?

00:54:37No no.

00:54:38He had to go see his mother, who is very ill.

00:54:40With the hole in the ozone layer, the igloo became very hot and collapsed on him.

00:54:45A disgrace.

00:54:47Well yes, poor thing.

00:54:49We here are not aware of the hell that those around the polar ice caps are going through with global warming.

00:54:55Wine, champagne?

00:54:56Juan.

00:54:57You're married, right?

00:54:58No, no, no.

00:55:00How do you know?

00:55:02For the ring.

00:55:03And because your mailbox has the name of a certain pigeon.

00:55:07Well, yes.

00:55:08The truth is that I am married.

00:55:11I feel very bad.

00:55:12I understand that you want to leave.

00:55:15Calm down, Juan.

00:55:16If I'm here it's for a reason.

00:55:18I've noticed that you are a mature, responsible, life-focused man.

00:55:22Well, yes.

00:55:24It's my nature.

00:55:25And I think I have something new that I'm sure you'll like.

00:55:30Ah.

00:55:30Let's get straight to the point, shall we?

00:55:33Yeah.

00:55:34Yeah.

00:55:35Look, comprehensive combined insurance.

00:55:37Our flagship product, for a modest annual fee, has features that perfectly adapt to your profile and that of your family.

00:55:46No, no, I just don't understand you.

00:55:50Are you offering me insurance?

00:55:51No, not insurance.

00:55:53It is a shield for your happiness and that of your loved ones.

00:55:57Sorry, sorry, it's just that I thought that you and I, well, that you were sexually attracted to me.

00:56:03I'm sorry if I misled you, I really am.

00:56:07I have a partner.

00:56:08But look, look, this is an opportunity you can't pass up.

00:56:12Elena, I'm not interested in taking out any insurance.

00:56:14This one yes.

00:56:15No, I don't want to.

00:56:17Listen, it's three insurance policies in one: it covers your home, your car, and your family—just what you could lose if I told your wife what you were planning to do tonight after that romantic dinner you're having.

00:56:29And what toppings does it have exactly? Because it looks good.

00:56:33Of course, look, look.

00:56:37If only we had to stay here for the interview.

00:56:40If I had little chance before, now I'll be directly on the blacklist.

00:56:43It doesn't matter, in the end they would have caught us somewhere else.

00:56:46It's obvious on the tongue that you and I are not a couple.

00:56:49Also, adopting a child is a hassle, it takes forever.

00:56:52No, deep down I would like to have it myself, to be the biological mother.

00:56:56I've thought about artificial insemination, using a sperm bank.

00:56:59What are you saying? Are you crazy? Who knows who the donor is?

00:57:02You could end up having the child of a psychopath or an unbalanced person.

00:57:06Imagine if Bin Laden donated sperm when he was in Marbella.

00:57:09It's almost better to pull someone you know.

00:57:11Yes, I've thought about that possibility too, but it has to be someone I trust a lot.

00:57:15Exact.

00:57:15That I like him, that he is intelligent, attractive.

00:57:18Man, his thing.

00:57:19Let them be good people, sensitive.

00:57:20The better the genes, the better the child, that's clear.

00:57:22That I have a good relationship with him, that he is close, that he doesn't give importance to the fact that he is a father, that he is alone, like me.

00:57:29Yeah, come on, let it be a guy who...

00:57:31No.

00:57:33If you're perfect, Mauri, would you do it for me?

00:57:36No, no, no, no, wait a minute, let's see, it's that I would go from being Uncle Mauri to being Papa Mauri and that sounds terrible.

00:57:42But if you just have to donate, the child is mine, you have no responsibility and I swear we're not celebrating Father's Day.

00:57:47No, no, and no.

00:57:57Well, let me think about it.

00:57:59Hey, I didn't say yes, I didn't say yes.

00:58:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:58:03Now, chale, chale, chale.

00:58:06You owe me 500 euros, don't have any nerve.

00:58:09157.25 and we have no more.

00:58:11And be thankful, we are very unhappy with your work.

00:58:13I'll pay the rest.

00:58:15Don't worry, I don't want to owe you anything.

00:58:17It doesn't leave, it's not necessary.

00:58:20The truth is that I had a great time with you.

00:58:22He paid you to tell me that too.

00:58:24Whenever you want, we'll go to the movies.

00:58:25And I don't get paid for those hours.

00:58:31Paquito, yours is a special case.

00:58:39Since even if I paid, I would go to the Guinness just in case.

00:58:41Dude, they're going to beatify you.

00:58:42San Francisco video store.

00:58:44My mother.

00:58:45Yes, it is strong, yes, it really is.

00:58:46No, no, I came that way.

00:58:49José Miguel, what are you doing on the street at this hour?

00:58:51Doña Paloma, but you weren't giving yourself a pimple,

00:58:53some places of mud and things.

00:58:54I'm back, Emilio.

00:58:55My Juan is very ill, he needs me.

00:58:57And I will do anything for my husband.

00:58:59What a mess.

00:59:01Roberto, Roberto.

00:59:03That?

00:59:04Good news, we have succeeded.

00:59:08What do you mean we have succeeded?

00:59:11Hello.

00:59:12Good night.

00:59:15Oh well.

00:59:15Juan, who was that who was so happy?

00:59:20What are you doing here?

00:59:21What am I doing here?

00:59:22I'm dying of disgust, I'm disappointed at how quickly I came.

00:59:26Did you fool me with that one?

00:59:27No, no, no, Paloma.

00:59:29She's a friend who came to get me insurance.

00:59:31Juan, don't lie to me, you've put on the essence I brought you as a sample.

00:59:35Confess everything or I'll fall down dead here.

00:59:37Well yes, I haven't done anything because he didn't want to anymore,

00:59:39but I have been this close to deceiving myself.

00:59:40Why can't you live without sex, Paloma?

00:59:42It can't be done.

00:59:43But who are you?

00:59:44If I don't recognize you, you've betrayed me.

00:59:46Our problem is not going to be solved by talking.

00:59:48Let's go to bed right now.

00:59:49Juan, I'm exhausted.

00:59:51But it's not normal, the fact that you are obese for your age is unnatural.

00:59:55I'm leaving home.

00:59:56But what are you saying?

00:59:57What do you mean you're leaving home?

00:59:59Excuse me, can you come on radio patio or cover the news?

01:00:02Get out of here, drunk!

01:00:03Paloma, sex is fundamental for a couple.

01:00:05That's why you've never had one.

01:00:07But Juan, where are you going to go?

01:00:09To my sister's house, where the child is at camp in Jarandilla de la Vera

01:00:12and there is a free bed.

01:00:13Oh no, not to your sister's house, okay?

01:00:15Don't do this to me, Juan.

01:00:16Paloma, goodbye.

01:00:18I don't care about cockiness, okay?

01:00:19I changed the lock!

01:00:21Juan, Juan!

01:00:22He put them on well, huh?

01:00:27Well, it's okay.

01:00:30And the children?

01:00:31Well, I rely on the children.

01:00:33Honey, I have some good news and some bad news.

01:00:38Which one would you rather go up first?

01:00:39Well, I don't know.

01:00:41The bad one.

01:00:42Well, Mariano recorded the video on his computer and posted it on the internet.

01:00:46That?

01:00:46But the good news is that we won an amateur video contest.

01:00:49That's because we're good.

01:00:50Honey, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm getting dizzy.

01:00:55Then everyone will see me.

01:00:57What's up, what's up, what's up, my love?

01:00:58If you are almost unrecognizable.

01:00:59Do you know how much the prize is?

01:01:00Three thousand euros.

01:01:02The only thing we have to share is with Mariano.

01:01:04He's become a director.

01:01:05She titled it Mary Pompis.

01:01:06See how much my ass was visible?

01:01:08Well, in the next one we'll take more care with the lighting.

01:01:10What do you mean next?

01:01:11Yes, yes, yes, I've already thought about everything.

01:01:12Mary Pompis against Dr. Latex.

01:01:14What are you saying?

01:01:15That it was a joke.

01:01:17Honey, what a mess.

01:01:21But hey, how can you call a meeting at dawn?

01:01:24I don't know, it was Doña Paloma.

01:01:25It will be a crisis cabinet for that.

01:01:27But what happened now?

01:01:28Ah, Paloma is back.

01:01:30Well, to save the gossip.

01:01:32I kicked my husband out of the house for reasons that are irrelevant.

01:01:35Don't lie, he's gone.

01:01:37Of course, so much saying, go away, Mr. Cuesta, go away, you're gone.

01:01:40Well, whatever.

01:01:41From this moment on I am the president of this community of mine.

01:01:44Sorry, Paloma, what we need to do here is call elections.

01:01:46Well, that got me out of my bed at dawn.

01:01:49Sit down, damn it!

01:01:51Paloma, this is a coup d'état.

01:01:53No way.

01:01:54From now on, this is going to be a democracy like the ones before.

01:01:57And a point in the mouth.

01:01:58Everyone go to bed.

01:02:00Anarchy.

01:02:01To the barricades.

01:02:02Emilio, slow down the drunkenness.

01:02:03What do you do, what?

01:02:04Sorry, Paloma, but you're not going to do whatever you want.

01:02:06We'll see about that.

01:02:08I'm sleepy, please.

01:02:09Come on.

01:02:10If the doorman no longer lives in the gatehouse, it can also be rented.

01:02:13We kicked out Mariano and we got rich.

01:02:15But okay, what are you dressed as?

01:02:16What has been your security guard?

01:02:17I am a municipal parking controller in the parking meter zone.

01:02:21Can I come in for a moment?

01:02:22Aunt has already called Carlos.

01:02:23We hang up and call Carlos.

01:02:25We can no longer deny reality.

01:02:26There is a pardon being produced.

01:02:28Andrés, you're out of jail now.

01:02:31My neighbors have kicked me out of my house.

01:02:33They tried to burn me alive.

01:02:34Now, now pull!

01:02:35Go on, go on!

01:02:36Damn, the clothes.

01:02:38What are you doing?

01:02:39I have to sanction you.

01:02:40The pain in the ass about fines.

01:02:41No, wait a minute, look at my car, listen.

01:02:43No no.

01:02:44Listen, for the moment.

01:02:45Her name is Sara.

01:02:46I saw her at the end of the bar and said, that girl is mine.

01:02:49A woman has fallen in love with me.

01:02:50It's Vicenta.

01:02:51And your son hasn't offered to lend a hand?

01:02:53I went home to rob him and my daughter-in-law started pushing me.

01:02:57I'm scared, very scared.

01:02:59I can't do it.

01:03:00My best friend is suffering a lot because he has fallen in love with you too.

01:03:04They're bastards!

01:03:05What I needed was for you to throw me into Vicenta's arms.

01:03:08Sex.

01:03:10Perfect.

01:03:11What I was missing.

01:03:12A sudden bout of guilt?

01:03:14In the end, the grave is pure and chaste.

01:03:16I've been thinking about this situation too, and it's best if I choose one of the two.

01:03:20I've decided that the person I'm going to give my heart to is...

01:03:24It could be you.

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