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Emilio y Rocío ya tienen todo preparado para la boda, a la que están invitados todos los vecinos de la comunidad. Casualmente, dos horas antes de casarse el portero, tiene el examen de ingreso a la Universidad. Vestido de novio y acompañado por Juan Cuesta, que intentará soplarle las respuestas, Emilio se presenta al examen mientras Rocío le espera en la puerta de la iglesia.

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00:00:29Cheats in capital letters, because tomorrow I get to the exam and I don't understand it.

00:00:32Sorry, but this isn't a cheat sheet, it's a work of art.

00:00:35Oh, yeah. And what about here?

00:00:38Here?

00:00:40What do I know, damn, I'll definitely understand this.

00:00:43Learn from the master, kids. Look where I've put the reconquest.

00:00:46800 years in 4 square centimeters.

00:00:49Of course, you see?

00:00:50This looks like a barbecue. Everyone's making chops, huh?

00:00:54Sometimes laughing so much could help a little, right?

00:00:56But don't be archaic. What's popular these days for copying is radio frequency, Emilio.

00:01:00A receiver and a transmitter. One outside that blows and one inside that approves.

00:01:04Damn, well, the stallion has told me before, that he's manipulating our eyes here.

00:01:07Don't be a ghost, that's how I've seen it in my life.

00:01:09Of course, because the device costs half a kilo, doesn't that bother you?

00:01:11But I'll get you one. A friend of mine rents one for 100 euros.

00:01:14100 euros? And does this really work?

00:01:16Man, this guy is 30 years old and earning his fifth degree. Go figure.

00:01:20Emilio, what do we do? Do we continue writing the Pin y Pon encyclopedia or not?

00:01:23I don't know, if I'm really attacked.

00:01:25No, I'm going to fail the exam tomorrow and on top of that I won't make it to the wedding.

00:01:28But how am I going to be at the university at 10 and at church at 12? When do I change?

00:01:32Why are you changing? Are you going to the exam indirectly with the jacket?

00:01:35Yes, to avoid attention. Formal? With a James Bond-style earpiece?

00:01:40If you fail, you fail. But elegantly, like a gentleman.

00:01:43What a mess, what a mess. Tomorrow when they ask me if I want a wife, I'm going to answer that I do.

00:01:48Emilio, you have to give us the address of the church and the banquet.

00:01:51Yes, because there must have been a problem with the mail. You're getting married tomorrow, and we still haven't received the invitation.

00:01:56Of course, if I haven't invited them.

00:01:58What was I saying? This guy is ungrateful, considering how well we've always treated you.

00:02:03Me?

00:02:03I don't think that's very good, Emilio. If I were getting married, I'd invite all the neighbors. It would be a big party.

00:02:08And a great miracle.

00:02:09But it's a very small church and my whole family comes.

00:02:12We have thought about putting a giant screen at the door with Michael Jackson on it.

00:02:15Well, you should know that our Aunt Benita has died and we have delayed the burial to go to your silly place.

00:02:19And they have her there in body because of you.

00:02:21Well, you can bury the poor thing now. Because there's no room for you.

00:02:24They don't even fit, damn it.

00:02:27What a scare! Has Aunt Benita died?

00:02:29How are we going to die if we don't have any Aunt Benita?

00:02:32That's why I was surprised.

00:02:34For a wedding we have here in 20 years, we're going to miss it.

00:02:39No way. We're going straight to this wedding.

00:02:41And to the banquet?

00:02:42It's not fucked up.

00:02:44Here, here, here, no one lives. Not here, not here.

00:02:49Every day is like this. I couldn't have imagined it when I came here.

00:02:53I was just looking for something bad.

00:02:56I want to touch the day in the middle of a hurricane.

00:02:58Here, here, here, no one lives. Not here, not here.

00:03:02Here, here, here, no one lives. Not here, not here.

00:03:07The house above me is collapsing.

00:03:09I can't find the goalkeeper.

00:03:11The neighbors watch me and listen to me.

00:03:14I can't stand it.

00:03:15In this place.

00:03:16Let's put in a cocktail shaker.

00:03:21A train, an earthquake and a botan.

00:03:26And you will walk to this staircase.

00:03:29Here, here, here, no one lives. Not here, not here.

00:03:34Here, here, here, no one lives. Not here, not here.

00:03:39Here, here, here, no one lives. Not here, not here.

00:03:44Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:46But why's it taking so long? That means you're not pregnant.

00:03:53The fourth attempt has failed and they don't dare tell us.

00:03:56I'm telling you they're doing it on purpose to get more money from us.

00:03:58This doctor does not aim the syringe.

00:03:59Mauri, will you please be quiet since you're making me even more nervous?

00:04:02You have to be positive.

00:04:02Well yes, then light a candle to Saint Placenta because we have no more attempts.

00:04:06I'm with you now.

00:04:09Sorry for the delay.

00:04:10What's up, doctor? Bad news.

00:04:12Well yes, very bad.

00:04:13They broke my car window and stole my radio.

00:04:16That parking lot is supposed to be guarded, damn it.

00:04:18What does the security guard do?

00:04:19No, no, no. If we're talking about insemination.

00:04:21To that? Yes, congratulations. This is pregnant.

00:04:24Well, say it, damn it, we're exhausted here.

00:04:26Oh, Mauri, we're going to be daddies.

00:04:27Yes. Listen, but is it a boy or a girl?

00:04:29Man, considering that the embryo at this point is not even a centimeter in size,

00:04:35You will understand that it is quite difficult to know what sex you have.

00:04:37Well, but why do they have so many microscopes?

00:04:39Listen, we left some money here.

00:04:41Come on, let's celebrate.

00:04:42No, no, I'm staying.

00:04:43But how are we going to know what clothes to buy?

00:04:46There's time, don't worry, don't stress, okay?

00:04:48Well, unisex is very popular these days, right?

00:04:50Mauri, we've done it.

00:04:51Oh, but don't make any sudden movements, this costs a fortune.

00:04:57Yes, the complete set. Transmitter, receiver, and microphone.

00:05:02How much will you leave it for me?

00:05:05120 euros.

00:05:06Javi, man, sign up or they'll be stopped for a day.

00:05:08I think it's terrible that you're helping Emilio cheat on the exam.

00:05:11Wait a moment, I have Jiminy Cricket right here next to me telling me something.

00:05:14What's up, you never cheated in college?

00:05:15Me? Never, kid. You go to college to learn.

00:05:18Oh, how little you know about life, Lucia.

00:05:21Hey, Javi, come on, okay, 120.

00:05:23Damn, in the end the call is going to cost me more than the discount I'm going to get from you.

00:05:27Come on, come on, I'll come over now.

00:05:31Man, student of the year.

00:05:33Aren't you embarrassed to rent a transmitter to cheat on the exam?

00:05:36No, but it's just this once.

00:05:37As soon as I enter university I'll buy one for myself.

00:05:39This is multimedia, it's what's in these days.

00:05:41You see? This kid is going to be something in life.

00:05:43Yes, another ignorant person with a title.

00:05:44Hey, hey, hey.

00:05:46I came to give you the wedding invitation.

00:05:48But don't say anything because from here I've only invited Paco, José, me, Alicia and Belén.

00:05:51But Belén can't come.

00:05:52Alicia could have almost saved me that.

00:05:54Man, thanks a lot.

00:05:56No, no, no, no, but it's better if you come.

00:05:57Since we've paid for the photographer, at least someone should look good.

00:06:00You have to see my family, right?

00:06:01I am an exception.

00:06:02I'm the Brad Pitt of the skinny ones.

00:06:04But you're really not going to invite any neighbors.

00:06:06What the fuck?

00:06:07All these years of screwing me over and now I'm going to have to feed him.

00:06:09No, no, no.

00:06:10So keep this safe and quiet, okay?

00:06:12If you don't mess things up for me.

00:06:14Hey, what are you going to wear?

00:06:16Well, I don't know, because this caught me by surprise.

00:06:19Let's go shopping.

00:06:22See you later, darling.

00:06:24See you later.

00:06:25Goodbye, Roberto.

00:06:27What a kid.

00:06:28How are you doing?

00:06:29Are you nervous?

00:06:31Shit.

00:06:36Dad, I don't understand you.

00:06:38You get a school break and you start fixing electrical outlets.

00:06:41DIY relaxes me.

00:06:42I disconnect.

00:06:43José Miguel, have you turned off the light?

00:06:45Yes, that's it.

00:06:46Okay.

00:06:48Fuck!

00:06:50But didn't you take it off?

00:06:51Well no, it's not going to be that way.

00:06:52Come on, the general, the one who is apart, comes down.

00:06:54And what do I know, explain yourself, man.

00:06:56Juan, I'm going to the gym.

00:06:58Okay.

00:06:59Where?

00:07:00And then you say I throw money away going out at night.

00:07:02Mom, those shoes are mine.

00:07:04It's that I don't have.

00:07:04I'm going to buy some.

00:07:05I'm not going to wear heels, that's for gossips.

00:07:07But have you joined a gym?

00:07:09Yeah.

00:07:09And among this month's new members, they're raffling off a liposuction that they'll perform on the spot.

00:07:14You'll see how it turns out for me, how I'm going to dress for the beach.

00:07:16Paloma, what has this month given you?

00:07:17Between creams, new clothes, and all that, we're moving further away from the zero-deficit goal.

00:07:21Yes, I know, Juan, but I control myself.

00:07:23Mom, you don't need gymnastics anymore.

00:07:25You need rehabilitation.

00:07:26You envy me.

00:07:27That now I am happy and I want to feel good about my body.

00:07:30This summer they won't know who is the mother and who is the daughter.

00:07:32Well no.

00:07:33Why don't we go together?

00:07:34Well, I'm going, I'm late for African dances.

00:07:41Paloma, but where is that gym?

00:07:43If you want, can we go together?

00:07:45No, no, Juan, no.

00:07:46That you are very busy with the house now in the summer.

00:07:48You give it some stick with the Black & Decker, you'll get ripped too.

00:07:51I'll be back later, okay?

00:07:52But then at what time?

00:07:53Are you coming for dinner?

00:07:57What is Paloma doing in a tracksuit?

00:07:58Are you okay?

00:07:59What's wrong with him?

00:08:00Lately she's been obsessed with taking care of herself.

00:08:02He has joined a gym.

00:08:04Oh, well, when a woman starts taking care of herself for no apparent reason, there must be a reason.

00:08:08Although it may not be apparent, it is a reason, after all, in short, he is putting them on you.

00:08:13Don't talk nonsense, Isabel, for God's sake.

00:08:16That's like me thinking that you're cheating on me with someone else because you're going to yoga.

00:08:20Yes, it's actually nonsense.

00:08:22Sometimes I speak without thinking about things.

00:08:24Come on, Juanito, don't worry, Paloma idolizes you.

00:08:27I'm going to work a little.

00:08:31You listen to me.

00:08:33Why don't you hire a detective and find out for sure?

00:08:35How am I going to do that?

00:08:36I will continue to admit that I don't trust my wife.

00:08:38It would undermine the most important bond on which the...

00:08:40Are they very expensive?

00:08:42No, plus now they give you two free enlargements with your photos.

00:08:45A yoga friend discovered her husband this way.

00:08:48Pure!

00:08:49It's the most normal thing, everyone does it.

00:08:51Cheating?

00:08:52No, hire a detective.

00:08:53You leave it to me, I'm the vice president.

00:08:56Do you have a photo of Paloma?

00:08:58Yeah.

00:08:59I made this one when we first got the car.

00:09:01We went on a trip to Roquetas de Mar.

00:09:03We were on the shoulder because a hose burst.

00:09:05Don't miss it, I'm very fond of it.

00:09:08With this photo I won some emergency triangles in a DGT contest.

00:09:11Third prize.

00:09:13Don't worry, I'll scan it and send the decibel guy an email.

00:09:16When something happens...

00:09:17Yeah, I'll tell you.

00:09:19Just a little thing.

00:09:20Has Paloma changed her perfume?

00:09:22Yeah.

00:09:23Oh, he's putting them on you.

00:09:38You're sure, aren't you, Paloma?

00:09:40You've thought it through.

00:09:41Yes.

00:09:42If life is two days.

00:09:43You stop doing these things and then you regret it.

00:09:45If Juan finds out, I don't want to know anything.

00:09:47He's not going to find out.

00:09:48Yes, I am very discreet.

00:09:50Come on, we don't have much time.

00:09:55Yes, Mom.

00:09:55That Bea has tested positive.

00:09:57No, pregnancy.

00:09:59If Bea neither drinks nor drives.

00:10:00Mom, you're going to be a grandmother.

00:10:04Yes, now you have an excuse to get a facelift.

00:10:07Well, I bought the baby a stroller and when you see it you're going to have a blast taking him for a walk.

00:10:12Yeah.

00:10:13Hello.

00:10:15Hosts.

00:10:16Mom, I'm hanging up.

00:10:19Fernando, what a surprise.

00:10:22Give me a hug.

00:10:25But I was so looking forward to seeing you.

00:10:27Mister.

00:10:30Hey, what's this?

00:10:32They left this for me as a test.

00:10:34I'm writing an article about baby stroller safety.

00:10:37For example, this model, which looks very good, is unstable.

00:10:42I mean, you're walking along quietly and suddenly you want to avoid a dog's stare and you're rude.

00:10:48The child overturns.

00:10:49Hey, how come you come without warning?

00:10:52I was a little worried the other day when you called me drunk at night to ask for money.

00:10:57Oh yeah, look.

00:10:58So, since I had a few days off to come see my family, I stopped by to check on you.

00:11:04Because you're okay, aren't you?

00:11:06Me? Yes, very well. I'm here. Fine.

00:11:11And how are you? Good.

00:11:13Good, good, very good. Hey, what about the elevator?

00:11:15The elevator is also good, as always.

00:11:16But they weren't going to change it.

00:11:18Hey?

00:11:19Mauri, the 6,000 euros you asked me for the assessment.

00:11:22My God.

00:11:22Oh, yeah, hush, hush, hush. There's a scene, I've got a goatherd on me.

00:11:26Well, imagine, the president, as always, now says I don't know what about this and I don't know what about that.

00:11:33And how are you in London? It's very foggy.

00:11:37You seem a little strange. Are you sure you're okay?

00:11:39And yes, yes. It's just that all the neighbors are a little nervous because tomorrow is Emilio's wedding day.

00:11:44Emilio is getting married?

00:11:45You see, they don't let gays get married, but Emilio does. The system is so badly set up.

00:11:49Mauri, I told my sister about that. She says she'll let us have all her clothes...

00:11:55I'll take you down and walk you up to the store.

00:11:57What are you buying? Hello.

00:11:59Hello.

00:11:59You haven't done any shopping, but we do have to do some shopping because we don't have anything. Hey, we'll be right back, okay?

00:12:03Make yourself comfortable, you're at home.

00:12:09There's no way of knowing what you're doing.

00:12:11There is Fernando, there is Fernando.

00:12:12Yeah, I've seen him. What's up?

00:12:13I think he wants to come back, he came to make peace.

00:12:15Then you're going to have to tell him about the child.

00:12:17No, I can't tell him now. I'm like a single mother. Maybe I'll tell him and he'll freak out.

00:12:21Well, look, if you don't want to tell him, that's fine. You only donated sperm, my son, that's my business.

00:12:24No, I also want to take care of the baby.

00:12:26But you have to tell him.

00:12:27I know. Don't bother me any longer than I already am.

00:12:29What are we going to do?

00:12:30Well, let's keep quiet for now, okay?

00:12:33But you weren't going to do the shopping.

00:12:34You don't know the difficulties we have when choosing a supermarket.

00:12:38Yes, we're going for the cheap one. Come on, don't be a pain.

00:12:47Speed is equal to space divided by time. Kinetic energy is equal to mass times velocity squared.

00:12:52Emilio, can we talk for a moment?

00:12:55Belén, I can't see you, Rocío has made it very clear to me.

00:12:57I know, but it's just a moment. The cards have just been dealt, he's not coming back.

00:13:00You, until you ruin my life, I'm not going to stop. What do you want?

00:13:02Do you want to come down? I want to talk to you.

00:13:04No, I neither see you nor hear you.

00:13:05Come on, I love you.

00:13:06Emilio, will you stop fooling around? You look like you're four.

00:13:09Emilio, will you please be quiet? I have something important for you.

00:13:16Damn, Fatal Attraction.

00:13:19But what is your father doing naked?

00:13:20Nothing, when summer comes she becomes like that, like a hippie.

00:13:22Dad, get dressed right now, for God's sake.

00:13:24I don't want you. I'm not ashamed of my body.

00:13:26Not you, but I do. Get over there, now.

00:13:28Pussy.

00:13:29Calm down, calm down.

00:13:30Don't worry.

00:13:33Well, what did you want?

00:13:34Hey?

00:13:37I don't know, I've just come up blank.

00:13:39Yeah, normal.

00:13:40Ah, yes.

00:13:41Look, Emilio, you're getting married tomorrow and I can't go to your wedding.

00:13:45Well, I wasn't going to go see that pitiful spectacle either.

00:13:47Yes, okay, Belén, what?

00:13:49Well, I want you to know that I'm very happy for you.

00:13:52And I hope you are very happy.

00:13:54And I'm fine, okay?

00:13:55That I've already overcome everything and, please, don't worry about me, okay?

00:14:00It's just that I don't care about you.

00:14:01I have nothing else to do with everything I have in my head now.

00:14:03Oh, okay, very nice, huh? Very nice.

00:14:05I mean, I come here to wish you the best and you despise me.

00:14:07But I don't want you to wish me anything.

00:14:09You shouldn't be here, you're a bitch.

00:14:10Emilio.

00:14:11Run, run, to the yard, to the yard, to the yard.

00:14:13No, not to the patio, your father is there.

00:14:14No, to the patio, damn it, it's killing me.

00:14:16Emilio, no, he's naked.

00:14:20How are you, darling?

00:14:21Eh, well, bad.

00:14:22You shouldn't be here because it's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding.

00:14:25But is that tomorrow?

00:14:26Uh, yeah, but there are less than 24 hours left.

00:14:29Technically we are in the danger zone.

00:14:30I have a surprise.

00:14:31My parents came to meet you.

00:14:33Come, I'll introduce you.

00:14:34Now?

00:14:34Yeah.

00:14:35But what do I do?

00:14:36Should I ask for your hand or something?

00:14:37No, man, no.

00:14:37Come.

00:14:39Look, this is Emilio.

00:14:42These are my parents, Edurne and Jordi.

00:14:44Delighted.

00:14:46But they are both white.

00:14:47Don't bring that up, honey.

00:14:50A recessive gene.

00:14:52Already.

00:14:56I would be more comfortable if you took off your clothes.

00:14:59I don't think so, huh?

00:15:01You'll see.

00:15:04Come in, come in.

00:15:06I have news.

00:15:07Hey?

00:15:07Is the detective already working on the case?

00:15:09Yeah.

00:15:10I just spoke to him.

00:15:11He's following Paloma.

00:15:12And he told me that...

00:15:14She is spending the day with a man, with a beard.

00:15:17What are you telling me?

00:15:18He took her shopping,

00:15:19then they have been eating at a Chinese restaurant,

00:15:20But by then the detective has lost track of them.

00:15:23Because?

00:15:23Because he had to leave.

00:15:24I had a dentist.

00:15:25A root canal.

00:15:26I don't believe it, it can't be.

00:15:28Paloma would never do something like that to me.

00:15:29I need proof.

00:15:31No, he has taken photos.

00:15:32What happens is that he says he wants to finish the reel.

00:15:34It doesn't matter if he gives it to me, I'll reveal it myself.

00:15:35No, but he does have some photos with his girls in the mountains.

00:15:38Well, what kind of detective is that?

00:15:40Well, a cheap one.

00:15:41But come on, he told me he'll have them ready tomorrow.

00:15:43This can't be happening to me.

00:15:47Don't worry, he hasn't seen them do anything.

00:15:49They might be fooling around.

00:15:50Yes, I am completely calm.

00:15:52Do you want some valerian for the upset?

00:15:57Juanito, what are you doing here?

00:15:59Nothing, I was leaving.

00:16:01What's the matter?

00:16:02This man is not valued as a president.

00:16:05But how come it's not there?

00:16:06He's supposed to be the president

00:16:07and I need to talk to him urgently.

00:16:09And what are you telling me?

00:16:10I am not his secretary.

00:16:11Too bad.

00:16:12I thought you were coming to see me.

00:16:13Natalia, please.

00:16:14What's up, dad?

00:16:15It's just that I need new challenges.

00:16:17Excuse my daughter.

00:16:18They are at a very bad age.

00:16:20The whole family is at a very bad age.

00:16:21Look, between us, I have a very silly problem.

00:16:24It turns out that Bea, my roommate, wanted to have a child.

00:16:27But since she doesn't have a partner and needed a sperm session, I offered to do it.

00:16:30In short, insemination cost money.

00:16:31But since she couldn't get pregnant even if she was shot, it cost more money.

00:16:34And since we didn't have any more money, I asked Fernando for it, and we broke up, but we're still friends.

00:16:38And in the end, all right, Bea is pregnant.

00:16:40But Fernando has returned, possibly to make peace with me.

00:16:42And now we have a mess because I told him that the 6,000 euros he lent me

00:16:44It was for a levy to change the elevator.

00:16:47Ah, well the problem is not so silly.

00:16:49So if Fernando asks you about the contribution, I would ask you to play along.

00:16:53Are you asking me to lie to a co-owner?

00:16:55No, lie, no.

00:16:56Just give him the runaround, that's enough.

00:16:57Make up any excuse.

00:16:59You always do it in meetings.

00:17:00Yes, but I have more time to prepare it.

00:17:01I promise I'll support you in the next 10 meetings.

00:17:04Made.

00:17:04Thank you.

00:17:05You are a great president for all the neighbors.

00:17:08Thanks, Mauri.

00:17:09At the moment it is a great comfort.

00:17:15Since this works, I'll never pick up a book again in my life.

00:17:18Look, you put this in your ear and hide it a little with your hair.

00:17:22Hey, you must have washed it before, right?

00:17:23Who put this on you?

00:17:24Count the pussies.

00:17:25Now we turn on the receiver.

00:17:26He looks like a cop snitch in a drug-swapping movie.

00:17:29And copy like a gentleman.

00:17:30Mariano, talk a little.

00:17:32Son, do you hear me?

00:17:33Change.

00:17:34Yes, Dad, but I can hear you through the window.

00:17:36Speak more quietly.

00:17:37You give him something.

00:17:37Let's see if Emilio understands.

00:17:41Lipoestop.

00:17:42Lose 10 sizes in a month without any effort.

00:17:46Lipoestop.

00:17:47Sold in supermarkets and kiosks.

00:17:49No, I can hear it.

00:17:50It works, it works.

00:17:51But who's going to blow my test?

00:17:53Because my father only knows how to blow breathalyzer tests.

00:17:56I'm of no use to you.

00:17:56Am I still in secondary school?

00:17:57I didn't finish the bub.

00:17:59I have a trauma.

00:18:00I can't get into college.

00:18:01I get pimples.

00:18:02Oh, who do I know who knows this stuff?

00:18:04Ask my dad, he might get involved.

00:18:06No way, Emilio.

00:18:07By no means.

00:18:09I do not intend to be an accomplice to a blatant fraud against the educational system of our country.

00:18:12Never has a student of mine managed to cheat without receiving what he deserved.

00:18:15But Dad, don't be a fool.

00:18:17Why do you think everyone takes the exam with their jacket on in the middle of June?

00:18:20Because the air conditioning is very strong, right?

00:18:21Yes of course.

00:18:24Mr. Juan, but you know that I have worked hard for it.

00:18:26It's a silly little help in case I'm left blank.

00:18:28It's like having an online teacher, but one who's short on time for the exam, which is when you really need one.

00:18:31For whatever you love most, I ask you, for our friendship.

00:18:33Emilio, don't use emotional blackmail on me, I've already had enough of that with my children.

00:18:36I invite you to the wedding.

00:18:37What? Weren't you going to invite me?

00:18:38Yes, yes, yes, yes, but you eat with the bride and groom at our same table,

00:18:41which is the only one that has fresh shrimp.

00:18:42Of course, Emilio.

00:18:44If I knew something was wrong with the invitation, I'm going to tear up your dismissal letter.

00:18:50Well, then we'll meet downstairs tomorrow at nine, right?

00:18:54Emilio, just in case you're left blank, okay?

00:18:56Oh, may God reward you with good health and lots of platelets for your defenses.

00:18:59Platelets are for healing.

00:19:01Defenses depend on leukocytes or white blood cells.

00:19:03You see how I need help.

00:19:08Sorry, it's just that the excitement, the wedding...

00:19:12So you invite the tough guys and you don't invite us.

00:19:19Ball!

00:19:20Madam, don't you have anything else to do but listen on the stairs?

00:19:22The risarano is a common area and that conversation belongs to everyone.

00:19:26Emilio, you should know that we pay your salary.

00:19:28So we are also entitled to some fresh shrimp.

00:19:31There's no room and there's no room, damn it, don't bother us.

00:19:33If you want, we'll tell you about the exam.

00:19:35No, thank you, it's not necessary, if prehistory is not on the syllabus.

00:19:40Nothing, there's no way.

00:19:41We need to find out where that church is.

00:19:44Juan, we're going to a wedding tomorrow.

00:19:46I have to go to the hairdresser, okay?

00:19:48Paloma, I don't know if we should go.

00:19:50We're short on money, and we'll have to give those kids a gift worthy of our position.

00:19:54Yes, I know, but it's okay.

00:19:56We give him an empty envelope and then say that the money was stolen by a waiter.

00:19:59We already did it at your sister's wedding.

00:20:01As?

00:20:02If I left them a lot of money.

00:20:03But I was quick, Juan.

00:20:04How do you think we pay for the child's orthodontics?

00:20:07Well, how about the gym?

00:20:09Did you have a good time?

00:20:10Oh, that's great.

00:20:11You wouldn't believe how much sweating goes into African dances.

00:20:14That's how the Olympics go, and no one can catch them.

00:20:16You must be tired, right?

00:20:17So we don't even talk about having a snack.

00:20:20Oh, no, no, no, no.

00:20:21Yes, I'm exhausted, Juan.

00:20:22I'm going to take a shower to relax.

00:20:24Yes, go on.

00:20:25Relax.

00:20:25Oh, what happiness.

00:20:28A full shower.

00:20:30I think Juan suspects something, Andrés.

00:20:32He asked me a lot of questions and that's not his style.

00:20:34He was like when he has to take care of recess with a bad face.

00:20:37Yes, I've noticed him strange too.

00:20:39When I got home he was here with Isabel.

00:20:41And what was Juan doing with your wife?

00:20:42Well, I don't know.

00:20:43She is the vice president.

00:20:45They would be talking about their things.

00:20:47We'll meet tonight and I'll give you what's yours.

00:20:49It's very risky, Andrés.

00:20:51I have everything thought out.

00:20:52We can do it in my car.

00:20:54Well, then we'll send each other a little message.

00:21:00And what did Juan do with the herbs?

00:21:07How is this one?

00:21:09Good.

00:21:10The dress is beautiful.

00:21:12The thing is that since you're short, it looks less good.

00:21:15But come on, you're cute.

00:21:16Man, thanks a lot.

00:21:18You calm down.

00:21:18At first you hate it, but then you get used to it.

00:21:21And you, Belén?

00:21:22Have you already chosen your wedding dress?

00:21:24Oh no.

00:21:25If they don't let you go.

00:21:26You have been declared persona non grata.

00:21:28I don't care at all.

00:21:30You see how interested I am in going to that shitty wedding.

00:21:32Belén, are you okay?

00:21:33Well no, I'm not okay, I'm not okay.

00:21:35Emilio is getting married, Mauri is going to have a child.

00:21:37Things happen to people.

00:21:38And not me.

00:21:39There is chocolate in the fridge.

00:21:41Well, nothing is wrong with Alicia's life either and she is happy.

00:21:43Yes, but Alicia has sex.

00:21:44That's something.

00:21:45Well, I know one who recently had her moment of glory on the couch.

00:21:48Emilio's thing doesn't count and I remind you that you interrupted me.

00:21:52If I were you, I'd go to the wedding.

00:21:53Until the priest says and I declare you husband and wife, many things can happen.

00:21:57You're in stoppage time, but you can still score a goal.

00:22:00Are you stupid or what?

00:22:01If I show up at church, my girlfriend will kill me.

00:22:04Move away.

00:22:04Hey, if I say so for you.

00:22:06They also say that you get lots of love at weddings.

00:22:08Well.

00:22:09What nonsense.

00:22:10As if just because there's a wedding your Prince Charming has to show up.

00:22:15Oh, Alice?

00:22:16Your prince charming?

00:22:17Hello good.

00:22:18Hello.

00:22:19Well, Fernanda.

00:22:20What a surprise.

00:22:21What an immigrant.

00:22:22How are you?

00:22:22Well, well.

00:22:23Very good.

00:22:24By the way, Belén.

00:22:25Congratulations.

00:22:27Because?

00:22:28Well, they've already told me that you're getting married to Emilio tomorrow.

00:22:30What have I said?

00:22:34No, it's that Belén is not the bride.

00:22:36Emilio goes over with a wallet.

00:22:37You've missed a lot of chapters.

00:22:39But, Fernando, sit down.

00:22:42It's nice that you came to see me.

00:22:44Lucia, didn't you have to go and undo your dress?

00:22:46No, no, no, no.

00:22:47It's just that since I'm short and there's no fixing that, well, I'll stay as I am.

00:22:50Yes, yes, stay.

00:22:51Because I wanted to ask you about Mauri.

00:22:52It's just that I feel a little strange.

00:22:54Do you know if something has happened to him that he doesn't want to tell me?

00:22:56Or if he's dating someone.

00:22:58What? You haven't heard?

00:23:00It is very strong.

00:23:02It turns out that his rabbit has died.

00:23:04Ugh, and he's having a terrible time, terrible.

00:23:06But yes, yes, I just saw the rabbit downstairs.

00:23:08No, no, but that's another one.

00:23:09It's Versace III.

00:23:10I told him to call the new one Adolfo Domínguez to see if he had a little more luck,

00:23:13but nothing, he hasn't paid attention to me.

00:23:15But, Mauri, you had left it, right?

00:23:18Yes, yes, but I miss him so much and I want to get back with him.

00:23:22How nice, right?

00:23:23It's that when there is love...

00:23:25So you're still talking about being gay and all that.

00:23:27Alicia, that's not like credit cards that expire after three years.

00:23:30Well, I'm going to the hotel.

00:23:32And let's see what I do.

00:23:34It's just that, it's just that since I see him like this, I don't dare say anything to him.

00:23:37I think Mauri has surpassed you.

00:23:39I don't even know if it's worth trying.

00:23:41Don't pay attention to me.

00:23:42Mauri is madly in love with you and is dying to get back with you, Fernando.

00:23:46Well, thanks, huh?

00:23:48Thank you.

00:23:49See you later.

00:23:53You're a witch, huh?

00:23:54It's just that we short girls have a very bad temper.

00:23:56Where are you going?

00:24:25Oh, Natalia, don't scare me like that.

00:24:28What the hell are you doing there?

00:24:29Drinking a juice.

00:24:30What's happening?

00:24:31Is there a curfew and I didn't know about it?

00:24:32Shh, go to bed, man, now.

00:24:35But you still haven't told me where you're going.

00:24:37But hey, what do you care?

00:24:39How annoying, huh?

00:24:41But what do you do?

00:24:42What's happening?

00:24:43Nothing.

00:24:44Mom, I think she's cheating on Dad.

00:24:46Ah, well, you scared me.

00:24:48Oh, how nice.

00:24:51Oh yes.

00:24:52So.

00:24:53Oh, how I notice it.

00:24:55Oh yes.

00:24:57Oh, how wonderful.

00:24:58Stronger.

00:24:59Oh, louder.

00:25:01Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.

00:25:02There, there.

00:25:04Oh.

00:25:04Oh, I feel like I'm working but not doing anything.

00:25:08This is fantastic, huh?

00:25:09Oh, yes, huh?

00:25:10Well yes.

00:25:11And I'll leave you hanging, okay?

00:25:12This is the device that Norma Dual used in the advertisement.

00:25:16I'll keep it, I'll keep it.

00:25:17If you let me pay it in ten installments, Juan won't even notice.

00:25:20That he is very heavy with money.

00:25:21I also brought you the shoes you tried on this morning in the store.

00:25:25Well, I'm leaving.

00:25:26If someone sees us, they'll think we're doing something else.

00:25:28Wait, I'll disconnect you.

00:25:30Oh.

00:25:31And if Juan catches you, what are you going to say?

00:25:33Well, it happened to me at the supermarket.

00:25:36Go on, I have to lie to my husband because I want to look prettier.

00:25:39How we women suffer to please you.

00:25:42So you can watch the Euro Cup later.

00:25:45See you later.

00:25:50What happened? What happened?

00:25:54Sit down.

00:26:00Let's do some relaxation exercises.

00:26:02We take a breath.

00:26:03Forget the relaxation exercises.

00:26:05What did the detective tell you?

00:26:06That last night Paloma had sex with Barbas in the car outside her house.

00:26:10Now we close our eyes and think of a green meadow.

00:26:13You can't mistake her for my daughter.

00:26:15If Paloma spent the whole night with me.

00:26:16Well, it must have escaped while you were sleeping.

00:26:18Because the detective told me he has the photos.

00:26:20I've arranged to meet him at the office now to pick them up.

00:26:22I think they are a little strong.

00:26:25Juan, are you okay?

00:26:30I shit on all their dead.

00:26:34Fool me.

00:26:35After telling everything that has happened.

00:26:36Tell everything I've done for her.

00:26:37I've been wanting to shave my beard for 20 years and I haven't shaved it because she liked it.

00:26:41And now I'm changing for the first beard that comes along.

00:26:42John, John, John, channel your anger at something other than my furniture.

00:26:49He's going to leave me, he's going to leave me.

00:26:51What am I doing single at this point?

00:26:54I'm already on school vacation.

00:26:55I won't see any mothers until September.

00:26:58Don't break down.

00:27:00Come here, I'll give you energy.

00:27:05Do you notice how it flows?

00:27:07No, but thank you. I'm happy.

00:27:10Of course.

00:27:11Yes, let's breathe.

00:27:26Hey, Mom, is breakfast ready?

00:27:30Well, I'll do it myself, okay?

00:27:36Juan.

00:27:37Yeah.

00:27:38My arm is going numb.

00:27:40Wouldn't you mind if we switched...?

00:27:42No, no, no, I'm fine.

00:27:44It's a hard blow because it is, but...

00:27:47Things happen for a reason, you have to look forward.

00:27:50I am a father, a recess tutor, and the president of our community.

00:27:53There are so many people depending on me, I can't come from below.

00:27:56Of course not.

00:27:57Give yourself to others.

00:27:58Leave.

00:27:59I have to help Emilio pass an exam.

00:28:00and then represent our community at an event as important as a wedding.

00:28:04As relevant as it is stupid.

00:28:08Until death stops.

00:28:09I'm laughing my head off, Mom.

00:28:10Juan.

00:28:12Green meadows.

00:28:13Yes, yes, calm down.

00:28:15My private life will not interfere with my institutional activity.

00:28:17This is not a drama.

00:28:20You see?

00:28:21Very good.

00:28:21Yeah?

00:28:31Mauri, I need you.

00:28:32My life without you has no meaning.

00:28:33Damn, how cheesy.

00:28:35It doesn't have to be something more natural.

00:28:36Let's see.

00:28:37Mauri, are we going back or what?

00:28:39No, no, it seems like I'm threatening him, right?

00:28:42Oh, ruined.

00:28:45Yes, Emilio, don't get nervous.

00:28:46I'm already going down.

00:28:48Man, Fernando, it's been a long time.

00:28:50Come on, see you later.

00:28:51Wait, wait a minute.

00:28:53Hey, what happened to the elevator?

00:28:55Because we have paid the assessment and it has not been changed.

00:28:58No, it's a new model that comes from Germany.

00:29:01and which carries a completely new system of counterweights and pulleys

00:29:04and that involves a complete readjustment of the gap

00:29:07so that the upward and/or downward movement of the cabin is adequate.

00:29:11Yes, yes.

00:29:11Don't tell me movies, okay?

00:29:13The normal thing is that the installation company comes to see the building

00:29:15and that the cabin is manufactured according to the space and not the other way around.

00:29:18Hello, Andrés.

00:29:19Look, meet Fernando, co-owner of the first B.

00:29:22Delighted.

00:29:22Andrés Guerra, from Deportes Guerra.

00:29:24Countryside, beach and mountains.

00:29:26I didn't know you jogged.

00:29:27And I don't.

00:29:28It is to advertise the store.

00:29:30Well, I'm going because I'm in a hurry and this way you can get to know each other.

00:29:32No, no, no.

00:29:33Now you explain to me about the spill.

00:29:35or give me back my 6,000 euros.

00:29:37What does it spill?

00:29:38Juanito, don't scare me, okay?

00:29:40How do you shed it?

00:29:42Sausage!

00:29:42No, no, no.

00:29:43Be careful, don't get upset.

00:29:44I'll explain it to you.

00:29:44So they charged us and not the rest of us.

00:29:47Oh ok.

00:29:48Then I have no problem.

00:29:50But he is not ashamed of stealing from the most disadvantaged.

00:29:54Listen, lady, we gays are not disadvantaged.

00:29:57This is a political scandal.

00:29:58This is Watergate.

00:30:00Let me speak.

00:30:01There is no contribution because the elevator is not going to be replaced.

00:30:03The thing is, Mauri asked me to tell Fernando this.

00:30:06But why did you ask him to lie to me?

00:30:08No, I don't know.

00:30:09That's your business, Fernando.

00:30:11I am the president of this our community

00:30:13and I have to be doing more important things

00:30:15that a few tremors of personal matters

00:30:17that don't interest me in the least.

00:30:19But what happened?

00:30:20Well, it turns out Fernando is back.

00:30:23Mauri has donated sperm and look, she has become pregnant.

00:30:25But Mauri doesn't dare to say only Fernando

00:30:27because she wants to get back with him.

00:30:28Yes, he has donated his sperm fast track.

00:30:31Those two are having a relationship.

00:30:32You'll see when he finds out, Fernando.

00:30:34So, what are we going to do with the elevator spill?

00:30:38It's genetic, there's nothing you can do about it.

00:30:40Mr. Juan, we didn't make it to the exam.

00:30:42I'm coming!

00:30:43What a mess!

00:30:45You lied to me, Mauri.

00:30:46You lied to me and I don't know why.

00:30:48So right now you're going to tell me

00:30:49what were those 6,000 euros for?

00:30:51Well, I'm leaving because I have the hair salon now.

00:30:52No, stay, I'll tell him everything.

00:30:54Fernando has the right to know the truth.

00:30:56It's okay, tell me how it went later.

00:30:57No, no, stay, it's important.

00:30:59After all, you are the protagonist.

00:31:01Man, the protagonist...

00:31:02Can you tell me what this is about?

00:31:04Fernando, sit down.

00:31:06Hey...

00:31:06The 6,000 euros I asked you for

00:31:09they weren't for the elevator.

00:31:11Don't tell me.

00:31:12They were for Bea.

00:31:14You need them because...

00:31:16she is very sick.

00:31:19They have given him two months to live.

00:31:20And, of course, he needs that money to go to Houston.

00:31:25to have surgery there in Houston.

00:31:28So, it's your last chance.

00:31:31Damn, sorry, I didn't know anything.

00:31:34And what kind of disease is it?

00:31:38You explain it to him, I'll break down.

00:31:39Well, they don't know exactly what's wrong with me.

00:31:45They don't know.

00:31:46It is a new disease.

00:31:49What's out now?

00:31:51But if they don't know exactly, how are they going to operate on you?

00:31:53But of course they know.

00:31:55It's Wilkinson-Mayer syndrome.

00:31:58And they only treat it in Houston.

00:32:00Hence the phrase, Houston, we have a problem.

00:32:03But let's see.

00:32:06Why didn't you tell me the truth from the beginning, Mauri?

00:32:08Well, because Bea is very shy.

00:32:09He was very embarrassed because it was a lot of money.

00:32:11And look how bad his face is.

00:32:15Yes, the truth is that she is very pale.

00:32:19Well, I'm leaving.

00:32:20You'll tell me how it goes.

00:32:22Well, did you want something?

00:32:25Well, actually...

00:32:27Look, it doesn't matter, nothing's happening.

00:32:28We'll talk later.

00:32:29Yes, call me and we can meet up and talk about our things.

00:32:33Well.

00:32:36Yes, say goodbye because maybe not anymore...

00:32:41Mom, I'm going to kill you.

00:32:46But don't you realize that all you're doing is making things more complicated?

00:32:49No, Fernando and I have to fix our situation first.

00:32:51I'll tell you about Fernando Junior later.

00:32:53Wilkinson-Mayer Syndrome, but what is that?

00:32:55What do I know?

00:32:56I remembered razor blades and sausages, nerves.

00:32:59Come on, Dad, I'll book them.

00:33:00For example, if we then sell them at the exit, we take them out on the streets.

00:33:04Come on, let's go, if you arrive late they won't let you into the exam.

00:33:07Wait a moment for Roberto to come, he's the one with the transmitter.

00:33:09I'll help copy.

00:33:10I feel like a traitor.

00:33:11Then when he arrives at the church he confesses, and I believe there is always a priest on duty.

00:33:17Roberto, what are you doing with my motorcycle?

00:33:18In case there is a traffic jam later so as not to be late for church.

00:33:20Damn, come on, he cuts like a king.

00:33:22See you there.

00:33:23Roberto, don't do a wheelie.

00:33:26This one crashes and breaks my device.

00:33:28As if I didn't already have enough with what I have.

00:33:31Really...

00:33:35What a bummer, Andrés.

00:33:39I can't take it anymore, okay?

00:33:40This is the second time he's done this to me.

00:33:42The bastard.

00:33:43Well, well, calm down.

00:33:44No problem.

00:33:46But he's putting them on with your wife.

00:33:48With the grass.

00:33:49What are you saying?

00:33:50That Isabel and Juan...

00:33:52But you're sure, you haven't put the electrodes in the wrong place.

00:33:55No.

00:33:56I saw them rubbing each other there at your house first thing in the morning.

00:33:59That I don't even feel like it.

00:34:00It's the guarana and ginseng that have her crazy.

00:34:03Look, if your wife takes it, I won't be responsible, okay?

00:34:04Someone is going to die today.

00:34:06He's a son of a bitch, Juan.

00:34:08That's why yesterday when I got home they were both so weird.

00:34:11And the best part is the excuse he gave me for leaving home now.

00:34:14That Emilio is going to fail the exam.

00:34:16You see who believes that.

00:34:18Isabel told me she was going shopping.

00:34:21And the fridge is full.

00:34:23Well, you see.

00:34:24They're just getting it together right now, but it's going well.

00:34:26At the Loli boarding house.

00:34:28That's why he controlled my money to spend it himself.

00:34:31But what does the herb have that I don't?

00:34:33Hey, I can say the same about your husband.

00:34:36She had it all thought out.

00:34:37But ever since you came to live here I've had my eye on Juan.

00:34:41I looked at him with desire in the meetings.

00:34:43But how could Juanito do this to me?

00:34:45Yes, we are friends.

00:34:46I'm so outraged that I would do it right now here with you.

00:34:50On the dining room table.

00:34:51In revenge plan.

00:34:51Well, let's not take things out of context.

00:34:54We'll have to talk to them.

00:34:55Man, let's talk.

00:34:57The wedding is going to be loud.

00:34:58Oh, what time it is.

00:34:59I'm going to comb my hair.

00:35:00The D of Delgado.

00:35:14This is it.

00:35:15I'm going inside.

00:35:16No, no, no.

00:35:16Wait, wait.

00:35:17What do I understand the receiver, damn it?

00:35:18Hey, don't touch me too much or the radio will start playing.

00:35:21If he whistles at you with the device in your ear, say you're deaf.

00:35:23That's it, you fell asleep next to a speaker at a Rosendo concert.

00:35:26Good luck, Emilio.

00:35:27Let's find a safe place to broadcast.

00:35:29I waited outside with the motorcycle running.

00:35:31Good luck, man.

00:35:31Come on.

00:35:32We look like criminals, damn it.

00:35:34Oh my God.

00:35:39Can?

00:35:41Good morning.

00:35:42I am Emilio Delgado.

00:35:42I came to the exam.

00:35:43Sit down.

00:35:44And please place your ID on the table.

00:35:47Emilio, can you hear me?

00:35:48Shut up, damn it.

00:35:49Sorry.

00:35:50No, nothing, I'm already feeling it.

00:35:51Thank you very much for your guidance.

00:35:54Mr. John, don't talk to me until I sit down, you almost caught me.

00:35:57And how do I know he's sitting down?

00:35:58It is also true.

00:36:00Hello good morning.

00:36:01May God distribute luck.

00:36:06The saint's shockwave also reaches you.

00:36:08You'll see how we talk.

00:36:12What the fuck is wrong with people?

00:36:13But where have you gone?

00:36:15In a private bathroom, quiet.

00:36:17There is paper in that enochyle.

00:36:18What does it matter if we don't come for that?

00:36:20Accustomed.

00:36:21Please cut off the transmitter when you're not processing me, because I get distracted.

00:36:27Madam, look away, I'm praying to the saint.

00:36:29Okay, let's get started.

00:36:30Turn over the exams.

00:36:33And remember the small detail of putting your name in the heading.

00:36:37From this moment on you have 90 minutes.

00:36:40Whenever they want.

00:36:42But how many questions this has.

00:36:46Mrs. Juan, this is my ruin.

00:36:47Emilio, don't worry.

00:36:49Let's go for the first one.

00:36:56Lucia, are you coming out or what?

00:36:57I want to get to church early so I can laugh at the guests.

00:37:00I'm already going down.

00:37:01You're going to get a sprain with multiple ligament tears.

00:37:05Probably.

00:37:06But you'll see Alicia's face when she sees me.

00:37:10That I'm short.

00:37:11But you don't realize that by entering into that silly war you put yourself at their level.

00:37:16That's what it's all about.

00:37:17Let's go.

00:37:19No, no, don't drink, okay?

00:37:20Because if you fall from there you'll die.

00:37:25I help.

00:37:27Yes, a little bit.

00:37:28Grab it.

00:37:30Can you close it?

00:37:31Yeah.

00:37:32Okay.

00:37:32Hello, Alice.

00:37:38But anyway, Paco.

00:37:39What a change.

00:37:40Don't be silly, I'm really bad at this suit thing.

00:37:42What are you going to do?

00:37:42You look very handsome.

00:37:44Who are you going to the wedding with?

00:37:45I.

00:37:45With the camera.

00:37:46I think I was invited just to record.

00:37:48It's just that for once I'm going alone and I'm not used to it.

00:37:51If you want, can we go together?

00:37:52Do you think after the way you've treated me I'm going to lower myself to go to the wedding with you?

00:37:55We can hold hands.

00:37:57Okay.

00:37:58You had to do like the American executives.

00:38:00You go in slippers and at the church door you change.

00:38:03Well, no.

00:38:04Better when you're sitting down to see if you're going to fall down the stairs.

00:38:09Well, Alicia, whenever you want we can go.

00:38:11I just knew it.

00:38:14I've been a model, Lucia.

00:38:16You don't play with me.

00:38:17Here we are again, each in his place.

00:38:28No, if in the end you are going to set up a circus attraction.

00:38:31Firecrackers and tightrope walkers.

00:38:32Well, it doesn't matter, but mine are more expensive.

00:38:34I think we should go, don't you?

00:38:35Well, nothing.

00:38:36Have a good time.

00:38:38You'll tell me.

00:38:39Yes, we'll let you know how the bride is doing.

00:38:40Oh no, you already know the dress very well.

00:38:42Alicia, don't go too far.

00:38:43Belén, if you're not okay, tell us.

00:38:45Hey, if you want us to stay, we'll stay.

00:38:47No, no.

00:38:48Go away, go away.

00:38:49Come on, let's go.

00:38:49No problem.

00:38:50That?

00:38:51Wait, wait.

00:38:52No, no, no, I can't run.

00:38:54Sure, pretty.

00:38:54You need a license for what you're carrying.

00:39:02Yes, my mother and your father are together.

00:39:04They left yesterday at dawn.

00:39:05They saw each other in the car.

00:39:06What are you saying?

00:39:06In a teenage way.

00:39:08Well, my father told us that my mother and your father are also together.

00:39:10So, the four of them are involved with each other.

00:39:12Guys, do you realize how serious this is?

00:39:14That we are all going to be brothers.

00:39:16I'm not going to be able to hook up with you anymore.

00:39:18And me with your brother?

00:39:18Maybe yes, because this sounds familiar to me.

00:39:20I've seen it on TV.

00:39:21Well, as long as no one starts playing the guitar.

00:39:23Well, guys, I'm going to a wedding.

00:39:26Be careful not to drop the bouquet.

00:39:29The bouquet.

00:39:34Got it, Prezi.

00:39:35Visigothic Spain.

00:39:36Epistle of Saint Braulio to King Chindavinto.

00:39:39No, that's not it.

00:39:39No.

00:39:40Let's see, copy, Emilio.

00:39:43In 624, after the death of Leo Vigildo, his son, Recaredo, was crowned king. From the beginning of his reign, he converted to the Catholic religion, dragging the entire...

00:39:51But, Juan, wait, don't run so fast that I won't notice.

00:39:53Whose son was his errand boy?

00:39:54No, not the errand boy.

00:39:56Recaredo is the name of Leo Vigildo's son.

00:39:58Well, I'll give the floor.

00:39:59How is the system of equations going?

00:40:00I'm with it, I'm with it.

00:40:01Let's see, X squared by four, is multiplying.

00:40:08We clear it and move to this side, dividing.

00:40:11Let's see, I need to do the dirty math.

00:40:13Don't keep me, Mariano.

00:40:14And don't smoke here.

00:40:15Damn, you're going to be nervous.

00:40:18Madam, what are you doing?

00:40:19Look away, I must have studied, damn it.

00:40:21I get the hint that they're snitching on you, that you're talking to someone.

00:40:26Well, let's see, come on, quick, quick.

00:40:27Oh, one thing, Emilio.

00:40:31In the second equation it was X squared or X cubed.

00:40:33Wait a moment, Mrs. Juan, a lady is blackmailing me.

00:40:36What does it say?

00:40:37He says he's being blackmailed by a lady.

00:40:40This guy is stupid.

00:40:44You look in those drawers.

00:40:46But we are not looking for the direction of the church.

00:40:49Well, since we have time for everything, maybe we'll find something interesting.

00:40:57Look, here it is, an invitation.

00:41:00Well, come on, let's go, the ceremony is about to begin.

00:41:04But we are going to church.

00:41:06I was going straight to the banquet.

00:41:07Marisa, that's very rude.

00:41:09I want to see the bride come in.

00:41:11Since we're sneaking in, we're sneaking in where it matters.

00:41:14You carry the tapes.

00:41:15What do you think? This is my first wedding?

00:41:18Hello.

00:41:19Fernando, are you going to Emilio's wedding?

00:41:21Uh, no, he didn't invite us.

00:41:22Oh, us neither.

00:41:24What does that have to do with it?

00:41:25Have you forgiven Mauri yet or what's going on?

00:41:27Because you have Radiopatio on tenterhooks.

00:41:29No, he's the one who has to forgive me.

00:41:31I put my foot in it.

00:41:32But how was I supposed to know about Bea?

00:41:34Do you see why I like gays?

00:41:36Because they are liberals.

00:41:37Look how well he takes being cheated on.

00:41:39As?

00:41:40What the hell are you talking about?

00:41:41Oh, I didn't know that.

00:41:43Let's see, what's going on here?

00:41:44Did I miss something?

00:41:45Well, since we've messed up, we're going to screw up again.

00:41:49Bea and Mauri are liaus.

00:41:50They put it together.

00:41:52They sleep together.

00:41:52We were very upset with Mauri, because you left and lost control.

00:41:58And we were going to call you in London, but then we realized we didn't speak English.

00:42:03Yes, and how did you find out about that?

00:42:05We have a preferential box in the courtyard.

00:42:07That's how things are and that's how we've told them to you.

00:42:11And let's go to the wedding, because tragedy is brewing there too.

00:42:13I still see him as gay if that's any consolation.

00:42:15What do you know?

00:42:23Mauri.

00:42:26Yeah?

00:42:27Can you explain to me what the hell is going on here?

00:42:29Because I was cleaning the bathroom and Bea went to French class.

00:42:32Don't play dumb, okay?

00:42:33What did you do? A bet?

00:42:35Let's see how many lies I can swallow?

00:42:36I don't understand you.

00:42:37Bea does not have any terminal illness.

00:42:39Oh no?

00:42:40You'll see when I get back.

00:42:41If you trust a friend, you lend her 6,000 euros and suddenly...

00:42:43Mauricio!

00:42:43If you know it's a lie, why do you let me keep talking?

00:42:45Don't go all Perry Mason on me and drive me crazy, okay?

00:42:48Mauri, the neighbors just told me you're having a hard time.

00:42:51And it's not like I give it much credit because I know you.

00:42:53And above all, because I know them.

00:42:55But you'll understand why I'm worried.

00:42:57It's that all of you are driving me crazy.

00:42:58No, calm down.

00:42:59Tied up.

00:43:00We are not exactly tied up.

00:43:01No, but you sleep together.

00:43:03Yes, one next to the other, like a Epiblas.

00:43:04Never above or below.

00:43:06Mauri, I'm fed up.

00:43:08I've been through the worst two months of my life.

00:43:10I called you on the phone and you didn't pick up.

00:43:11One moment.

00:43:12Today I have spent many sleepless nights waiting for you to answer the phone so I wouldn't pick it up.

00:43:14And just when I decide to leave my job in London to come here to try to fix our relationship,

00:43:19Well, all I find is one lie after another.

00:43:21What did you say?

00:43:22So, I've left my job in London to try...

00:43:30It's fixed now, huh?

00:43:31Let's not talk anymore.

00:43:32I'm going to open a bottle of wine.

00:43:33No no.

00:43:33We'd better go out for dinner, shall we?

00:43:35It's twelve o'clock in the morning.

00:43:36Have you had breakfast?

00:43:37Mauri, calm down.

00:43:38Because it's fixed, isn't it?

00:43:39Yes.

00:43:40Wait, I don't trust you.

00:43:40Give me another kiss.

00:43:43Okay, now yes.

00:43:46Well, what's up?

00:43:47Sit down.

00:43:49No, that's not a guy I wanted to clarify.

00:43:52Just out of curiosity, huh?

00:43:53Yeah.

00:43:54What were those six thousand euros for?

00:43:56Well, well, well.

00:43:57That's the best part of it all.

00:43:58You're going to love it.

00:43:59Well, tell me now, okay?

00:44:00Fernando, we're going to be parents.

00:44:03Good news.

00:44:09I've spoken to Houston, and apparently they don't give me two months to live.

00:44:11They give me at least six.

00:44:14But since it seems that everything has been clarified, I'm going to call them to tell them not to worry,

00:44:19I'm already cured and I'll have a beer while I'm at it.

00:44:21What do you mean we're going to be parents?

00:44:25Pass the passive and ignorant phrase of life.

00:44:31That cannot be a direct object.

00:44:33Gentlemen, it's time.

00:44:35Please stop writing and hand in your exams.

00:44:39Dad, what's up with the equations?

00:44:41Look, Mr. Juan, I'm running out of time.

00:44:42The father, yes, he's made a fucking mess.

00:44:45I have the step.

00:44:48Mr. John, hurry up.

00:44:50How much is X worth and how much is Y worth?

00:44:51Wait a minute, Emilio, wait a minute.

00:44:53Damn, you're supposed to be a teacher.

00:44:55I correct exams, I don't have to do them.

00:44:57This is how the education system is.

00:44:59Please hand in your exams.

00:45:02I won't repeat it again.

00:45:03Mr. Juan, for your family, you messed up.

00:45:04X equals 28, Y equals square root of 2.

00:45:08Yes, sir, yes, sir.

00:45:11That's my price.

00:45:14That's it, that's it.

00:45:17I've been with you for a very short time.

00:45:19Do you think I'm stupid?

00:45:21Sorry, that falls under read-a-long.

00:45:23Have you copied?

00:45:24He has a transmitter in his ear,

00:45:26who thought he was going to hit me,

00:45:28I have been teaching for 30 years.

00:45:30I'll take care of it personally.

00:45:32that you never set foot in a university.

00:45:34Excuse me, do you know my name?

00:45:37No.

00:45:38But, Salas, look for it.

00:45:40See you later.

00:45:41I'll pass, I'm getting married.

00:45:42It will be, it will be the son of...

00:45:44Run, Mr. John, run.

00:45:46So everything's fine, right?

00:45:47Yes, yes, yes, not even being aware.

00:45:48Come on, damn, it's 5 less.

00:45:49Let's go to my car.

00:45:50No, no, no, no, there's a traffic jam.

00:45:52Get on the bike, come on, we're not going to make it.

00:45:53Four?

00:45:54This vehicle is not approved for four seats.

00:45:55No, four, but three of us do fit.

00:45:57Come on, give it some stick.

00:45:57Be careful, because without a helmet I'm very dangerous, okay?

00:46:00Gotcha!

00:46:01Hey, assholes!

00:46:01Hey, you bastards, you bastards, you married bastards!

00:46:04Dad, take a taxi!

00:46:06Hey!

00:46:07Careful, Roberto, carefully, for God's sake!

00:46:08Emilio, he doesn't pick it up.

00:46:32He must be coming.

00:46:33Don't worry, daughter, the traffic jams.

00:46:36While I can play my single for kids.

00:46:39How exciting, we're going to our communion!

00:46:41No, no, thank you very much, Father.

00:46:43It must be about to arrive.

00:46:45Yeah.

00:46:45Daughter, you can't arrive before the groom.

00:46:47If you're delayed, you have to wait outside, driving around in circles.

00:46:51But what are you saying?

00:46:52After all the effort it took me to park?

00:46:53Oh.

00:46:56Mom, I don't know what we're doing at the doorman's wedding.

00:46:58What's happening?

00:46:59He's my colleague and he invited me.

00:47:00What I don't understand is what I'm doing dressed as a boy, but...

00:47:03Look at him, offline.

00:47:04This one's still at the boarding house with herbs, Loli.

00:47:07He won't even make it to the ceremony.

00:47:08I didn't expect this from Juan.

00:47:10From my wife, yes.

00:47:11But about John...

00:47:12I am leaving here today separately.

00:47:14And you, widower.

00:47:15You'll see.

00:47:16Paco, what are you doing?

00:47:17I am recording this historic moment.

00:47:19If I don't see it, nobody believes me.

00:47:21Please.

00:47:22What outlook?

00:47:23What's the sales atmosphere like here?

00:47:25He says don't be classist.

00:47:27Look who went to talk.

00:47:27The one with the 300 euro shoes.

00:47:29Oysters, the ankle.

00:47:33Take, take, take, take.

00:47:34By list.

00:47:35The top model.

00:47:39Oh, Alice.

00:47:41You've hurt yourself.

00:47:42No, no, no.

00:47:42Are you okay?

00:47:43No, no, no.

00:47:43No.

00:47:44Alright?

00:47:45Sure?

00:47:45Look, look, look.

00:47:47Oh, it's swelling up, huh?

00:47:49I'm fine.

00:47:49Oh, don't tell me we're late.

00:48:01Congratulations, Rocío.

00:48:02You look beautiful.

00:48:03Who are we going to the banquet with?

00:48:04Thank you very much, but I'm not married yet.

00:48:07We're waiting, Emilio.

00:48:08Well, daughter, at least you tried.

00:48:11The banquet hasn't been cancelled, has it?

00:48:13Excuse me, who are you?

00:48:15Groom's family?

00:48:16Don't bother us, we're neighbors.

00:48:18We are Rocío's parents.

00:48:20Ah, but they're both white.

00:48:22Other.

00:48:23A recessive gene.

00:48:24If you mention the recessive gene again, I'm leaving.

00:48:26Well, let's sit down.

00:48:28Excuse me, ma'am, but smoking is not allowed in church.

00:48:30Whatever you say, father.

00:48:32But what did he invite these to?

00:48:35I'm here now.

00:48:36We can start.

00:48:37But well, Emilio didn't come with you.

00:48:39Ah, but they haven't arrived yet.

00:48:40They've already left before me.

00:48:41They came by motorcycle.

00:48:43Oh, time is running out.

00:48:44I have another wedding at one o'clock.

00:48:46Damn, that looks like a gabano tunnel.

00:48:49Everyone in a row.

00:48:50But where has Emilio gone?

00:48:55Let's see, the three of them come on the motorcycle, without helmets and without documentation.

00:48:58You don't have papers.

00:48:59You don't have insurance.

00:49:00They run three traffic lights.

00:49:01Yes, correct, yes, violations do exist.

00:49:03But if you would be so kind as to let us continue.

00:49:05Officer, I'm getting married, they're waiting for me at the church.

00:49:07What do you think this is?

00:49:08The new pizza delivery uniform?

00:49:10Come here, please.

00:49:10Hey, don't get all cocky with me, you're not in a position to do it.

00:49:12No, no, no, it's that you are very clever, that you go there marking a billboard, as if it were

00:49:15the masters of the world.

00:49:16Excuse him, he's a misfit.

00:49:17He is undergoing treatment.

00:49:18I'm sorry, but I have to fine you without moving the vehicle.

00:49:21Well, let's go, there must not be much left.

00:49:23Bit?

00:49:23But there are still two kilometers left.

00:49:25Look, Mr. Officer, so that you can see that I'm not lying to you, I'm going to show you the rings.

00:49:28that I have them here.

00:49:32Oh, where are the rings?

00:49:33Emilia doesn't have the rings.

00:49:34I left them at the gate, Mr. Juan, we have to go home.

00:49:36What are you saying?

00:49:37There is no time.

00:49:38So what do I do?

00:49:38What do I put dew on the ring of a soda can?

00:49:40Is there anyone at home who can bring them to you?

00:49:42I'm going to call Belén.

00:49:43Damn, Emilio, what a wedding, huh?

00:49:44How well they have set it up for you.

00:49:45I thought it was a lot of problems and a lot of stress, and on top of that, this asshole stopped us.

00:49:51What called me?

00:49:51Everyone's ID, please.

00:49:55Now nobody is getting married.

00:49:59Come on, run to church!

00:50:01Come on, run, I'll entertain you!

00:50:03Runs!

00:50:03Pull, Mr. John, pull!

00:50:05What a mess, I'm stuck!

00:50:07But the motorcycle, damn it!

00:50:08But listen!

00:50:09You're restless, please, aren't you?

00:50:10Don't hit, don't hit, I have my rights, okay?

00:50:13Stay right there!

00:50:14Still!

00:50:1534!

00:50:1835!

00:50:2039!

00:50:20There is no pain!

00:50:20Physical exercise is the best way to disconnect!

00:50:2437!

00:50:30Yeah!

00:50:31Belén, do me a favor.

00:50:32Lower the gate and bring me the rings to the church, I left them at the evening mass.

00:50:35What are you saying? How am I going to bring you the rings?

00:50:37If Rocío sees me, she'll kill me.

00:50:39It's an emergency, damn it.

00:50:40If you don't even have to go in, when you arrive, give them to my father.

00:50:42But I'm not changed, I don't have to... I haven't washed my hair or... what do I put on?

00:50:48What does it matter? You're not the one getting married.

00:50:50I bet I won't bring them to you.

00:50:51Come on, Belén, damn it, don't fuck with me, run!

00:50:53Music is the vehicle of the soul, the universal language of the peoples of God.

00:51:10I recommend cut number 10.

00:51:12I go communicating, I come communicating.

00:51:14We are pensioners, father.

00:51:16We're not going to buy it.

00:51:18Emilio doesn't come anymore.

00:51:19The other one is going to be driving around in the car until she runs out of gas.

00:51:23Men are very afraid of commitment.

00:51:25Especially if it's with you.

00:51:27Don't worry, we're here.

00:51:29Dad, you stay at the door, Belén has to come after the rings.

00:51:32What's coming, Belén?

00:51:33Son, you're a genius.

00:51:34I'm going to gesture to the bride to stop the car.

00:51:38But anyway, what are you doing here? I didn't invite you to the wedding.

00:51:40We're not coming to the wedding, we're coming to mass.

00:51:42It was a coincidence.

00:51:43They come to mass 20 kilometers from home and wear their hats.

00:51:46It's just that we have a lot of glamour.

00:51:48Since we've met, you'll invite us to the banquet, won't you?

00:51:51It hurts, it hurts a lot.

00:51:53I'm taking her to the emergency room.

00:51:54What happened to him?

00:51:55That has more height.

00:51:57Hey, but where is Roberto?

00:51:59He had a minor incident with a member of the police force.

00:52:02Let us trust in quick judgments.

00:52:03The bride is coming, let's get started.

00:52:05Come on, come on, we're not getting married, come on.

00:52:07What's happening?

00:52:08No.

00:52:09Sure?

00:52:09Come on, we're not getting married, come on.

00:52:11Come on, come on, we're not getting married.

00:52:14Joy.

00:52:15But who are all these people?

00:52:16Where is my family?

00:52:17And mom?

00:52:18I told them the wedding was postponed until next Saturday.

00:52:21You'll see what face they'll make.

00:52:23Even an aunt from Argentina comes and everything.

00:52:25Dad, I'll kill you, okay?

00:52:26I told you, either your mother or me.

00:52:28And it's clear that they love me more.

00:52:30Who the fuck is bringing me up to warn now?

00:52:31If it's there, damn it, go yourself.

00:52:33Well, I'm going to the door.

00:52:34Don't go away, go away, go away.

00:52:37Mr. Juan, I would be very happy if you would say some nice words at the ceremony.

00:52:41You who speak too.

00:52:42Whatever you want.

00:52:43But I am now in a position to talk about marriage.

00:52:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:52:46Hello.

00:52:53Hello.

00:53:01Where do you come from with that look?

00:53:03We'll talk later, you and I.

00:53:04Man, we will talk.

00:53:06Let's see how the bride comes.

00:53:16She looks very pretty, darling.

00:53:20Where were you?

00:53:21He almost sees something.

00:53:22Good morning.

00:53:24Welcome.

00:53:25We are gathered here today to unite Rocío and Emilio in holy matrimony.

00:53:32Before one o'clock, if possible, because we're piling up with work.

00:53:36Let us pray.

00:53:37Let us pray.

00:53:46A goalkeeper and a briefcase.

00:53:50Wonderful metaphor about the very fact of love.

00:53:54Love that travels like letters, but always reaches its destination.

00:53:59To the heart of that goal that represents home.

00:54:03The most intimate nucleus of a family that is born here among us today.

00:54:11This man is pure poetry, huh?

00:54:13You've been fooled, Juan. Admit it like a man.

00:54:16Sorry, sorry. Don't pass the buck. The only adulteress here is you.

00:54:20I?

00:54:21Children, your father and I are going to separate.

00:54:23Start thinking about who you want to stay with.

00:54:25Me with dad.

00:54:27So you love him more than me.

00:54:28Look, love is the same, but the quality of life has nothing to do with it.

00:54:31Oh, yeah? Are we still together?

00:54:34Who have you hooked up with, Paloma?

00:54:36Tell me who it is.

00:54:37And now, Juan Cuesta is going to come up and delight us briefly with some beautiful words.

00:54:44You're the one who got mixed up with the herbs.

00:54:46What about me?

00:54:47Admit it, Juan. Don't be a coward.

00:54:49Mr. Cuesta, please, if you would be so kind.

00:54:52Yes, I'm going. I'm going.

00:54:56But what did this man tell him to say?

00:54:58Me, woman. This is like the father I never had.

00:55:03Good morning.

00:55:04It's a matter of time, Mr. Cuesta. It's a matter of time.

00:55:08Ma'am, please.

00:55:09Concha, we are not in a meeting.

00:55:11Daughter, it is the custom.

00:55:12Look, but no.

00:55:13My friend and loyal employee Emilio asks me to say a few nice words about marriage.

00:55:18Good.

00:55:19Marriage is...

00:55:20Is...

00:55:21It's shit.

00:55:24Ole!

00:55:26Is it worth it?

00:55:27Yeah.

00:55:28Until he puts them on you.

00:55:28Because he puts them on you.

00:55:30And it doesn't matter if you've been married for 20 years.

00:55:31In the end they stab you in the back.

00:55:34Thank you. Thank you very much, Mr. Cuesta.

00:55:36But what are you saying?

00:55:37You're in the back! Come on, man!

00:55:39Well, the speech is nice, yes.

00:55:43Because on the day of the jada everything is very beautiful.

00:55:46Even the bride is kept.

00:55:47Mariano, I'm here.

00:55:49Wow, damn it.

00:55:50This is very interesting.

00:55:51That we have to give Emilio the rings.

00:55:53How do we do it?

00:55:54Wait, let's ask him.

00:55:56What's that?

00:55:57The exam transmitter, which I still wear in my ear.

00:56:02Son, do you hear me, over?

00:56:04Dad, what are you doing talking about here?

00:56:06That I have already seen with the rings.

00:56:07I'll send it to you.

00:56:08What are you saying?

00:56:09No, man, no, it's a joke.

00:56:11I'll bring it to you now.

00:56:13Take.

00:56:16I'll be right back.

00:56:16Mariano, the rings.

00:56:20Miss the wedding.

00:56:22Shit, come on.

00:56:25I idolize you, they will tell you.

00:56:26And a milk.

00:56:28I wonder if the children are mine.

00:56:29Because they don't look anything like me.

00:56:30And the first case did not come out.

00:56:32You're going to tell me.

00:56:33Dad, shut up, okay?

00:56:34Father, this man who accuses me

00:56:37He's cheating on me with a drug-addicted neighbor of mine.

00:56:40My wife, specifically.

00:56:42Let's see, let's see, let's see, my children, we are losing our way.

00:56:45No, we're here to marry Rocío and Emilio.

00:56:49To talk about sins there is the confessional.

00:56:52Mr. Juan, please be a little bit, the wedding is dazzling to me.

00:56:55Sorry, sorry.

00:56:56Let it be known that I wish you all the happiness in the world.

00:56:59Very well, thank you very much.

00:57:01And now let's go to what the link itself is.

00:57:03Rocío, Emilio, please get up.

00:57:07Do you have the rings?

00:57:09Yes, yes, I have them, yes.

00:57:15But look at your wife.

00:57:18They are already in front of us with all the nerve.

00:57:21I don't even wait for the ceremony to end.

00:57:24I'll kick Juan's butt right here.

00:57:26Rocío, Emilio, have you come here freely?

00:57:31Yes, we have come freely.

00:57:33Emilio.

00:57:35Emilio, it's me, Belén.

00:57:37It just can't be.

00:57:38Sorry?

00:57:39No, nothing, nothing.

00:57:40Go on, go on, father, go on.

00:57:44This, that is, the one with the beard is, could be.

00:57:48Well, I think it could be.

00:57:52He's my husband.

00:57:54What are you laughing at?

00:57:56Don't know.

00:57:56Rocio, you want Emilio as your legitimate husband, to love and respect him.

00:58:02Look, you know I've never interfered in your relationship, but I'd like you to know how I feel about you, and now that you can't talk, I'll take advantage of it.

00:58:12In health and in sickness, for richer or for poorer, all the days of your life, until death do you part.

00:58:20Yes I want.

00:58:22I know it's not the best time.

00:58:23Well.

00:58:24Emilio.

00:58:25I'm not telling you not to get married, okay?

00:58:27If you want, you can get married, I understand.

00:58:30Emilio.

00:58:30Yes, yes.

00:58:32I know I'm not much.

00:58:35Well, neither do you.

00:58:36But I think everything we've experienced has been very beautiful.

00:58:40Are you okay?

00:58:43Focus, son.

00:58:44If it's just a moment.

00:58:46Emilio.

00:58:47Do you want Rocío as your legitimate wife?

00:58:49To love and respect her.

00:58:52In health and in sickness.

00:58:53In wealth and in poverty.

00:58:55Well, to sum up, I'm sure you're very busy and I don't want to keep you any longer.

00:59:00This has been very difficult for me to accept because... because... because I'm stupid and proud.

00:59:06But I wanted you to know that... that... that I'm very much in love with you.

00:59:14All the days of your life, until death do you part.

00:59:17Come on, I... I love you.

00:59:20What's happening?

00:59:22No, no, no, nothing. You were just thinking about something else.

00:59:26Were you thinking about something else? What?

00:59:29Can you repeat the question? I'm just very nervous.

00:59:33Relax, honey. It's okay, okay?

00:59:35Look, you... What do you have here?

00:59:38What is this?

00:59:39How cool! You're listening to football while you're getting married.

00:59:42It's the hard free phone just in case...

00:59:44I called my mother who doesn't know where the church is.

00:59:46Well, that's it, I love you and that...

00:59:48that I'm going to miss you a lot and...

00:59:50and be very happy.

00:59:52Belén, I don't know what you're saying, but shut up.

00:59:54Change.

00:59:55Where is?

00:59:56Where is?

00:59:57But why don't we continue with this?

00:59:58If it's nonsense.

01:00:06You come here, explain this to me.

01:00:09What if you sleep with my wife and on top of that, they make me feel arrogant?

01:00:12You weeds, they're going to touch me, huh?

01:00:14Come here.

01:00:14That?

01:00:15That I am in your chakra.

01:00:16Hey, please don't make a scene here.

01:00:19Moved, moved.

01:00:20What is this?

01:00:22Hey!

01:00:25Ah!

01:00:28No, Rocío, really, calm down...

01:00:45that I...

01:00:45I just thought he was listening to me

01:00:47I only came to bring you the rings.

01:00:48I swear, I really do.

01:00:49I swear, I really do.

01:00:51Really yes.

01:00:54How lucky!

01:00:55The bouquet fell on her.

01:00:57It didn't fall on him, he threw it in his face.

01:01:02Come on, come on, we're getting married.

01:01:05Come on.

01:01:06Joy fills the heart.

01:01:10Come on, come on, let's...

01:01:11My goodness, what is he doing?

01:01:13As this sinks, well, like the Titanic, my daughter,

01:01:16a little bit of music.

01:01:19Come on, come on, we're getting married.

01:01:21Come on, come on, we're getting married.

01:01:25What? Was there a wedding or wasn't there a wedding?

01:01:33Do you know what happens?

01:01:34That since we were both alone

01:01:35and no one remade his life,

01:01:36because I kept thinking about you,

01:01:37Look, the poor girl is very tough with women,

01:01:39Well, she told me, a child,

01:01:40and I told him, okay.

01:01:41Of course, and at 33 years old I had to decide now.

01:01:43I had to make up my mind, as I was in a hurry.

01:01:44And then the first thing I said to him,

01:01:45First of all, if it's a boy,

01:01:46we call him Fernando.

01:01:47That's true, he told me that, right?

01:01:48First things first.

01:01:49Okay, okay, calm down.

01:01:50Let's try to clarify the situation.

01:01:52Yes, come on, a crisis cabinet,

01:01:53like mucloa.

01:01:55You're going to have a child, that's clear.

01:01:57Yeah.

01:01:57You are the mother, technically speaking.

01:01:59And you put the semen, come on,

01:02:01that you are the biological father.

01:02:02Yeah.

01:02:03That's clear, it's very clear, yes.

01:02:04And what am I?

01:02:06Well, you're the one who put up the money,

01:02:09Uncle Scrooge.

01:02:10Honey, don't get angry, it's just a joke.

01:02:11You're one of the family, aren't you, Bea?

01:02:13Yes, yes, of course.

01:02:15So we're going to be a big family,

01:02:16but from parents.

01:02:17Three or better than two.

01:02:18And there will always be someone who could look for him at school.

01:02:20The concept of family is changing.

01:02:23One last question.

01:02:25Am I the only one of the three who finds this a little strange?

01:02:28Yeah.

01:02:29Besides, a great movie could come out of this,

01:02:31three homosexuals and a baby bottle.

01:02:34Mother of God.

01:02:48Emilio, don't worry.

01:02:51Don't worry.

01:02:52Maybe it was your destiny not to get married today.

01:02:54Of course, if this date was ours.

01:02:56We should have gotten married.

01:02:58What a mess.

01:02:59With the banquet paid for and the food in the trash.

01:03:01What to throw away?

01:03:02To the freezer?

01:03:04Very elegant place, huh?

01:03:07They played the announcement march for us when we arrived.

01:03:09It has been beautiful.

01:03:11Honey, if we get married, we get married in secret, okay?

01:03:15Hey, I think it's probably worse than calling Rocío, right?

01:03:17To calm his anger.

01:03:19Well, I would have waited two or three years.

01:03:22Either twenty or thirty.

01:03:24That's safe.

01:03:28Hello.

01:03:35Are you OK?

01:03:42I understand that you may be angry.

01:03:44I don't know what happened to me.

01:03:45I had all that inside and I had to tell you.

01:03:48No, but you have said some very nice things to me.

01:03:51But damn, you should have chosen another time.

01:03:53Why didn't you tell me all that before?

01:03:55Well, because I'm very proud.

01:03:56I already told you in church.

01:03:57Are you attentive when people talk to you?

01:03:59But how could I be attentive?

01:04:00If I was there getting married and the priest telling me things

01:04:01about poverty, illness and death.

01:04:03Okay, fine.

01:04:04Maybe I didn't choose the best time.

01:04:06But at least I've been honest.

01:04:09Everything I've told you is true.

01:04:11Are you sure it's true that you didn't do it to ruin my wedding?

01:04:14Belén, do you love me?

01:04:17Yes.

01:04:19Ah.

01:04:25What do we do?

01:04:26Man, I'll stay with you better than anything.

01:04:30Ah, very romantic.

01:04:32Sorry, but I'm not anyone's second best.

01:04:34But you didn't want to come back?

01:04:35Well yes, but not like that.

01:04:37But Belén, if you're really looking forward to it, don't act so tight-fisted.

01:04:39Sorry, but you have to win me back.

01:04:41Why do I have to conquer you?

01:04:42If you're already crazy about me.

01:04:43Go fuck yourself a little.

01:04:45Nativity scene.

01:04:46Come down, silly, we'll be back.

01:04:49Belén, I'm not into weddings, damn it.

01:04:50That?

01:04:51That?

01:04:52That?

01:04:52It will come down.

01:04:58Alicia, good news.

01:05:01Emilio is not married and I am still alive.

01:05:03What you've missed, where is it?

01:05:05You go.

01:05:06Not now, Belén, we are in a very romantic moment.

01:05:08It's just that he sprained his ankle and we were here.

01:05:10Go away, let's go.

01:05:11Okay, okay.

01:05:12Hey, but your leg doesn't hurt anymore and this, right?

01:05:15Well, well, see you later.

01:05:16How is your eye?

01:05:23Good, good.

01:05:24A little swollen.

01:05:25And your nose?

01:05:26Well, it only hurts when I sneeze.

01:05:28As long as there are no grasses nearby...

01:05:30You've got a real right hand, huh, Juanito?

01:05:32It's square.

01:05:33Your hook is respectable too, huh?

01:05:35I didn't see it coming.

01:05:36Hey, sorry for thinking that you and my wife...

01:05:39No, no, no, no.

01:05:40If I'm the one who wants to apologize for having distrusted you.

01:05:43Why didn't you tell me about the passive exercise gadget?

01:05:45Well, Paloma, I didn't want to burden you with more expenses.

01:05:50A hug.

01:05:51Come on, no pressure, okay?

01:05:52Yeah.

01:05:53The important thing is that the four of us have talked about it and we have already settled our differences.

01:06:00You've been after me, Juan, since you got here!

01:06:02You have all your chakras fired!

01:06:04Sorry, but the only sexually dissatisfied person here is you.

01:06:08I am dissatisfied!

01:06:09But don't worry, woman, at your age.

01:06:12You can now enjoy the sales.

01:06:13You act like a mystic, but you're evil, weeds.

01:06:15You're a bug.

01:06:17And look, I'm throwing this skirt at you.

01:06:19That you always tend to the side of my rope.

01:06:21Hey, don't even touch my clothes.

01:06:24Why am I taking this towel from you?

01:06:27And I do the same?

01:06:29Oh, my towel from the spa!

01:06:31Bring that dress over here.

01:06:33Paloma, leave my clothes!

01:06:35Stay still with the rope!

01:06:37But where are you going!

01:06:39I'll throw this at you and that's it!

01:06:56Paloma, are you okay?

01:06:58Pigeon!

01:06:59You don't throw things in my yard, man.

01:07:01An ambulance, an ambulance!

01:07:03What happened, Mr. Cuesta?

01:07:04My wife fell into the yard!

01:07:06Wow, he's broken all our strings!

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