Aquí no hay quien viva - 2x09 - Erase una parabólica - HD 1080 - Vídeo Dailymotion

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Lucía ha instalado, sin consultar con la comunidad, una antena parabólica en su balcón. El hecho provoca la indignación y envidia de Paloma que intenta desviar la dirección de la antena para que no tengan señal. Juan Cuesta convoca una junta de vecinos para tratar del tema y será Belén, como nueva portera del edificio, la que ocupe el puesto de Emilio. Emilio está muy agobiado con su trabajo de portero en una finca de lujo. Bea quiere dar una segunda oportunidad a Ines, su ex pareja, mientras Mauri, loco por salir de marcha y hacer vida social para recuperarse de su ruptura con Fernando, no consigue concretar una cita con ninguno de sus viejos ''amigos''

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00:01:46I remember. I'd have to think back. What is he doing this hour? Let's see, he's

00:01:51hanging some painting. Come on, come, look. Look at the Picasso they've planted in the

00:01:55balcony. The posh girl has put a satellite dish with all her nerve. Well, well, well. This

00:01:59It is an intolerable alteration of common elements. It distorts the nineteenth-century style of this

00:02:04our facade. And without warning, eh? This is a complete joke. Of course. I'm going

00:02:08to call an extraordinary, serious, and urgent meeting. Call it, Juan, call it.

00:02:12What a bummer. I'm sure the baby won't grow because of the shock waves from the antenna.

00:02:42There's no one living. Not here, not here. The house is collapsing on me. I can't help the doorman.

00:02:48find. The neighbors are watching and listening to me. I can't stand it. In this place. I hide in a colander.

00:02:59A crack of thunder from afar and a botan. And you'll have this ladder. Here, here, here, no one lives.

00:03:10Not here, not here. Here, here, here, no one lives. Not here, not here. Not here, not here. Here, here, here, no one lives.

00:03:28Didn't I tell you there was going to be trouble? Did I tell you or not?

00:03:31No, don't worry, let me talk and that's it.

00:03:33No, no, you're not going to open your mouth anymore.

00:03:35How many day points are there today?

00:03:36I think one.

00:03:37Oh, they always make them so long, don't they?

00:03:41Okay, please be quiet. Turn off your cell phones and don't smoke. Raise your hand to ask a question. Raise your hand to insult someone.

00:03:49Thank you, Belén.

00:03:50Well, the girl said it well.

00:03:51We are all dismayed by the aesthetic attack on the facade of this, our community, suffered by one of our neighbors.

00:03:58The posh girl, Juan, say it, we all know it.

00:04:01That's right, the posh girl. Lucía has installed a satellite dish on her balcony without consulting anyone, which flagrantly violates the horizontal property law.

00:04:09And if I had consulted you, what would you have told me?

00:04:11No.

00:04:11Well, that's it.

00:04:12But what problem do you have with Lucía installing a satellite dish?

00:04:15That we don't have it, does that seem like little to you?

00:04:17But I've suggested a thousand times that we put in a communal antenna and no one has listened to me because it's very expensive.

00:04:21Besides, they only show pornography and football there.

00:04:25And what else do you want?

00:04:26But that's a whole other world. It has over 100 channels of all kinds, with documentaries, movies, and news.

00:04:31100 channels?

00:04:32Well, the remote control will be huge.

00:04:33As if it were 500. Our façade is a World Heritage Site and a historical monument, as UNESCO clearly states.

00:04:40And now this is the Escorial Monastery.

00:04:42The only historical monument we have here is Concha.

00:04:45Okay, votes in favor of removing the satellite dish.

00:04:49Absolute majority.

00:04:50Sorry, Lucia, but you have 24 hours to remove the antenna.

00:04:53I'm the one who's sorry, because that antenna is going to stay where it is.

00:04:56Oh, but how is he going to stay where he is?

00:04:58Come on, please don't all speak at once, I don't have time to write things down.

00:05:01Hey, what is the intern writing?

00:05:04Madam, I am drawing up a report, which is what the law says.

00:05:06Because if you write everything down, we can't deny it later.

00:05:08But what do you mean you're not taking the antenna off? That antenna's going outside, man!

00:05:11What if we put some geraniums or some plants to hide it?

00:05:14No, darling, no.

00:05:15That antenna's staying where it is, I'm fed up with so much jealousy. Let's go.

00:05:19Lucia, I warn you that we might end up in court the hard way.

00:05:21Well, if you enjoy it, I'm delighted.

00:05:23What if we paint the antenna the color of the facade?

00:05:25Posh, damn.

00:05:26Any day now you're going to have an accident in the yard, just listen to what I'm telling you.

00:05:29I don't need to point this out.

00:05:30Hello, Peter.

00:05:35I'm Molly.

00:05:36How are you today?

00:05:39I'm fine.

00:05:40Thank you.

00:05:41And you?

00:05:43Molly wants trouble, that's clear.

00:05:45Would you like to go shopping?

00:05:49I don't know what a shopping mall is.

00:05:50Of course, no one gets hooked on the story that way.

00:05:52A shopping mall, a shopping mall.

00:05:53Emilio.

00:05:54Hello, how are you, Madam President?

00:05:56I'm still waiting for you to come up and check the air conditioning.

00:05:59Ah, yes, I don't think it's a field I'm very good at, huh?

00:06:02I think you should look for a technician who specializes in these breakdowns.

00:06:06Look, here I have a newspaper clipping with some super interesting proposals.

00:06:09I am neither offended nor intending to intimidate you.

00:06:12But with this heat, I would need to solve this problem tonight.

00:06:17No, yes, I'm happy to, yes, I've fixed all kinds of devices.

00:06:20The thing is that I now have an air conditioner that I am very happy with,

00:06:23whose name is Rocío, who you know and of course.

00:06:25Yes, yes, that's very good, but I don't know what it has to do with anything.

00:06:28Look, I have a husband too.

00:06:30Oh, and you don't do the maintenance anymore?

00:06:32No, he has specialized in new technologies.

00:06:34Specifically, a 24-year-old conference hostess.

00:06:37Well, in the long run, the old stuff causes fewer problems.

00:06:39That's how it is.

00:06:40And tonight at 11 you'll be able to check it out.

00:06:44And don't take off that uniform.

00:06:47The rich are assholes.

00:06:48They buy dogs and then don't have time to take them out.

00:06:51I'm getting rich.

00:06:52But dad, do you want to stop taking clients now?

00:06:54One day one of them will get away from you and you'll see the disappointment.

00:06:55These guys do live well.

00:06:57They have every kind of orgy in the park.

00:06:59Wow, some really weird things are going to come out of these walks.

00:07:02But dad, you have to make sure that it wasn't a fight between them.

00:07:04And what do you want me to do, go to the middle?

00:07:05This will not respect anyone.

00:07:07Well, give the dogs back and we're leaving, right now.

00:07:09The president mistook me for a pornographic doorman.

00:07:11And only the Treasury harasses me.

00:07:12But what does it cost you?

00:07:13You brush her, get her pregnant and live for two days.

00:07:16That you get her pregnant, but oh well, but you're sick, huh?

00:07:19I'm writing my resignation letter right now.

00:07:20Quiet, quiet, quiet.

00:07:21There's no resignation.

00:07:22You've signed a contract, haven't you?

00:07:24Yeah.

00:07:24Well, they should kick you out and then they should compensate you.

00:07:27Oh, right.

00:07:27Like the soccer coach.

00:07:29And what do I do to get kicked out?

00:07:30Well, you have to do evil, Emilio.

00:07:32There is no other option.

00:07:33Well, come on, give the dogs back.

00:07:34Come on, Alaska.

00:07:37Let's see, plans for this afternoon.

00:07:40At eight o'clock we can go see a Turkish film that's sweeping all the festivals.

00:07:44It'll probably be a pain, but then you can show off to your friends.

00:07:46When we go out, I've booked a table at a Turkish restaurant, too, because in addition to the excellent food, they can explain anything we don't understand about the film.

00:07:53And then, since we're in an international mood, we can go have a drink at a Cuban restaurant, there are still some mojitos left.

00:07:58I can't today, Mauri, I have a date.

00:08:00What do you mean you're meeting up? With whom?

00:08:01With a friend.

00:08:02So, what did you get?

00:08:05How quiet you feared it.

00:08:06And who is it?

00:08:07Hello, are you okay?

00:08:08Run, hide.

00:08:09Your crazy ex is here.

00:08:10Yes, I have a date with her.

00:08:11Yes, I'm calling the police.

00:08:13What do you mean you're meeting her?

00:08:14What did you agree with that psychopath?

00:08:15But the last time he was here he threw books at your head.

00:08:18Mauri, everyone deserves a second chance.

00:08:19Yeah, but maybe he'll get it right this time.

00:08:21What's happening?

00:08:21He called you pleading and you relented?

00:08:23No, I called her.

00:08:24And she told me she misses me and I miss her too.

00:08:27But how did you come up with it?

00:08:28But if you can never call an ex, never.

00:08:30And less so this crazy woman.

00:08:31Bea, are you there?

00:08:32Yes, I'm coming.

00:08:33Inés isn't crazy and I feel alone.

00:08:36But you are not alone, you have me.

00:08:37And you have Versace and wonderful neighbors.

00:08:40But if you're not alone here, even if you want to be, you're going to make a mistake.

00:08:44This is going to be a horror, you'll see, he's going to make you go through it.

00:08:46Hello.

00:08:47Hello.

00:08:47How are you?

00:08:48Do you remember Mauri?

00:08:49Of course, how could I not remember.

00:08:51He's your roommate, isn't he?

00:08:52Yes, your thing happened so suddenly, right?

00:08:56What a surprise.

00:08:56And what are you going to do?

00:08:57Are you coming back?

00:08:59Are you friends?

00:09:01You are...?

00:09:02What are you?

00:09:03Man, it's almost better if we talk about that among ourselves, right?

00:09:07Well, nothing.

00:09:08See you later.

00:09:08Come on, let's do it.

00:09:09See you later.

00:09:11But how can you fall so low, man?

00:09:13If you're alone, you're alone.

00:09:15You have to mature and know yourself.

00:09:18Please.

00:09:19Cesar, hello, I'm Mauri.

00:09:22Do you remember me?

00:09:23From the faculty?

00:09:25Yeah.

00:09:26Good, very good.

00:09:27Hey, do you like Turkish cinema?

00:09:30No.

00:09:32There it goes.

00:09:33And the mojitos?

00:09:36Neither.

00:09:44Paco, dude, this machine swallowed my two euros again.

00:09:47That doesn't work, ma'am.

00:09:48I'm not giving you any more free packages.

00:09:50Son, you're very tense.

00:09:52Don't be in a hurry.

00:09:53The woman of your life will arrive.

00:09:54The important thing is that when you do it you are sure.

00:09:57Sorry?

00:09:57You think that your virginity is your greatest treasure.

00:10:00I only had sex with my husband and it was wonderful.

00:10:03Well, you'd have to ask him too.

00:10:05But hey, do you also know that I'm a virgin?

00:10:07It's the news of the week.

00:10:09There is no talk of anything else.

00:10:10I'm going to introduce you to the girl who does my nails.

00:10:13I told him your problem and he says

00:10:14that she is also having a hard time finding a partner.

00:10:17When you see it you'll understand why.

00:10:19Come on, please don't worry about my virginity.

00:10:22I'm fine the way I am.

00:10:23You're not okay if you're seen.

00:10:25And that ends up affecting your head.

00:10:27Look at this.

00:10:28Paco, do you have any blank tapes?

00:10:31What did I say?

00:10:32Man, Paco is a virgin, a little tactful.

00:10:35Well, that's not so bad either, is it?

00:10:37Other.

00:10:38This is a national problem.

00:10:39Why the fuck did we come to Europe?

00:10:42Convergence criteria?

00:10:45I just don't understand why you want to live in Batman's cave.

00:10:47having our wonderful apartment upstairs.

00:10:49Well, look, because I'm happy.

00:10:51I like living alone and I save on rent.

00:10:53But then, who's going to pay for it?

00:10:54Well, I don't know.

00:10:55You, who are the one living there?

00:10:57Alicia, thank you so much for telling everyone I'm a virgin.

00:11:00Hey?

00:11:01No, no, no, no.

00:11:01I only told Belén.

00:11:03But now that she's been playing goalkeeper for a long time...

00:11:04Hey, I swear I didn't say anything, okay?

00:11:06Well, then explain to me how the whole community knows.

00:11:09Wow, the whole community!

00:11:11Insatiable!

00:11:11What's up, Paco?

00:11:12Hey, practicing to see if any fall.

00:11:14Don't give up, champion, you'll get there in the end.

00:11:16Then you get married and you're back to where you were.

00:11:18You snack less and less.

00:11:20Life is cycles.

00:11:22Cheer up!

00:11:22Well, he's the president, he has to be informed about everything.

00:11:27If what you wanted was to humiliate me, know that you have succeeded.

00:11:33But how did you come up with it?

00:11:35That's something very personal, you can't just go around telling that.

00:11:38You're right, it's not funny.

00:11:40I can create trauma for you.

00:11:41But don't tell me it's not great.

00:11:43Alicia, he's the first man who doesn't treat you like a piece of meat.

00:11:48You thank him by making him look ridiculous in front of the entire building.

00:11:52How unromantic you are.

00:11:53Sorry, but I can be very romantic.

00:11:55Oh yeah.

00:11:56The Lady of the Camellias.

00:12:01I'm a romantic, it's just that I have a hard time sterilizing him.

00:12:03Honey, I've been thinking that I didn't take you into account with the antenna.

00:12:10So if you're going to be overwhelmed by the neighbors, we'll remove it.

00:12:13It pisses me off, but come on, let's take it off.

00:12:17Roberto, are you listening to me?

00:12:19Hey?

00:12:19What if we remove the antenna.

00:12:21What are you saying? No way.

00:12:23To the neighbors, screw them.

00:12:24This is the invention of the century.

00:12:25It's the best decision you've made since starting the pill.

00:12:29Did you know there's a channel just for soap operas?

00:12:30Yes, but it's one of those that they use as filler.

00:12:33No, this is the best.

00:12:35I'm hooked on the spiteful one.

00:12:37It's the milk.

00:12:38The scorned one?

00:12:39Are you kidding me?

00:12:41No, no, no.

00:12:42They put on ten chapters a day.

00:12:44Look, that's Maria de Laida.

00:12:46That she wants revenge on Juana Patricia, her monozygotic twin sister.

00:12:50That she has supplanted her and married Luis Mario, the love of her life.

00:12:54And he wants to take all the money from his family.

00:12:58And if they are twin sisters, because come on, they don't look alike at all.

00:13:01Because María de Laida has had cosmetic surgery.

00:13:04Juana Patricia pushed her on a cruise on the Amazon and piranhas disfigured her face.

00:13:08But he's back.

00:13:09And she's pretending to be a member of the service.

00:13:11Look, look, look, look.

00:13:12The lame gardener knows something.

00:13:14Fuck, it's over.

00:13:17In ten minutes they'll put on another episode.

00:13:19I have time to eat something.

00:13:20Well, nothing, maripuri.

00:13:23I'm going to the gym.

00:13:24But you don't stay to watch it.

00:13:26Don't you want me to record it for you?

00:13:27No, no, no.

00:13:27You tell me later, okay?

00:13:29Well.

00:13:30I haven't been this caught up in a series since Heidi fell down an embankment.

00:13:34This is awesome.

00:13:36Lucia, open up.

00:13:37No, you open it.

00:13:39Fuck.

00:13:43Oh, what's up, Roberto?

00:13:45What's happening?

00:13:46Do you have a moment?

00:13:47And go on, the antenna doesn't come off.

00:13:49No, no, calm down, the other way around.

00:13:50If what I want is to propose a business to you, how much do you charge for this satellite business per month?

00:13:56About 60 euros.

00:13:57I was going to wear it, but I thought I'd better pay you 20.

00:14:01We ran a cable outside to my house and that way we saved ourselves from any more trouble with the community.

00:14:05But if you don't have a decoder, you'll only be able to watch the channel I click on here.

00:14:09Well, no problem, we'll come to an agreement.

00:14:12If we have the same tastes.

00:14:14I don't know.

00:14:15Maybe Lucía doesn't like it very much.

00:14:17But why are you going to tell him?

00:14:18If women don't understand cables.

00:14:21That money for you and your things.

00:14:24Well, honey.

00:14:25Well, I'm going to the gym.

00:14:27Oh well.

00:14:28Are you guys bothering me again?

00:14:30No, no, no, no.

00:14:31He's going to commission me to create a new logo for his store.

00:14:33Yeah, then I'll pay you in advance.

00:14:36How horny, huh?

00:14:38Your girlfriend.

00:14:39Well, what?

00:14:39Deal or no deal?

00:14:41But you would have to buy the cable and the connector.

00:14:43And so...

00:14:45Hey, hey, hey.

00:14:49Don Jesus.

00:14:50Yes, yes.

00:14:51Look, this letter from the bank has arrived.

00:14:53You have a lot of money and it's unbelievable that you wear the ties you do.

00:14:57But hey, will you open my letters?

00:14:58Yes, I'm taking a distance learning accounting course so I can practice.

00:15:01Well, I plan to file a complaint with the president.

00:15:03Well, wash your mouth because it smells like a family cemetery.

00:15:06You are rude.

00:15:07Thank you so much.

00:15:08Have a nice afternoon.

00:15:10Hey, don't put that there, it's in very bad taste.

00:15:13It's to cheer me up a bit, ma'am, because with what I have to see here every day...

00:15:16Come on, let's move on.

00:15:18It will be rude.

00:15:19Smile a little, woman.

00:15:20Oh no, the points on the listing will be skipped.

00:15:23Sorry, but I haven't had surgery.

00:15:25Not that it goes, nor is it there either.

00:15:26The thing is, of course, the difference from one to the other...

00:15:29Dad, for starters we have fideuá or shrimp heads.

00:15:31Fideuá, but take the shrimp heads to freeze them.

00:15:34Excuse me, may I know what you're doing?

00:15:36But don't step on me there, I have the starters there.

00:15:39Dad, how do you like your entreco?

00:15:40Rare.

00:15:41Well, you already have dinner.

00:15:42If there are some great daily deals to be found here.

00:15:45Do you like flavored yogurts?

00:15:46Oh, but how disgusting, please.

00:15:48But what disgusting thing?

00:15:49Let's talk to Mrs. Almudena.

00:15:50Okay, okay, okay, okay.

00:15:53Dad, I think you're going to kick me out with this, right?

00:15:55Don't believe that people in this country have a lot of patience.

00:16:00José Miguel, son, hold me tight.

00:16:02What a mother, there's only one.

00:16:03Mom, you're not supposed to set a good example for me.

00:16:06An eye for an eye, baby.

00:16:07The sooner you realize it, the better.

00:16:09Oh my God, what are you doing?

00:16:10This is how we are proving ourselves wrong.

00:16:11No, Juan, the girl doesn't want to take off the antenna, so don't take it off.

00:16:14But he's not going to watch TV.

00:16:15You're going to be paying for nothing.

00:16:18Wow!

00:16:20Automatic retune!

00:16:21Oh, come on, come down, someone's going to see us.

00:16:22Oh, Juan, what a vertigo, the pregnancy.

00:16:24Now you remember, right?

00:16:26Let's go upstairs and see what face they have left.

00:16:29Son, don't hold this against him, Mom.

00:16:31It is not exactly the model of moral behavior that we want to convey to you.

00:16:34It doesn't matter, Dad, I understand.

00:16:36You are at a difficult age.

00:16:37You don't know it well.

00:16:39Juan, go!

00:16:40If we keep raising the tension, we'll end up coming to blows.

00:16:55Well, we're here, Juan.

00:16:56I grab that one by the hair and even out the ends.

00:16:59Oh, Juan, a priest.

00:17:01Hello, Father.

00:17:02Hello, good afternoon.

00:17:03They don't know where Roberto and Lucía are, do they?

00:17:06I lost your phone number and I need to confirm the wedding date.

00:17:10How about a wedding?

00:17:11But in the end they are going to get married.

00:17:12Oh, yeah, sure.

00:17:13They have church on June 30th.

00:17:15And of course, you have to finalize the floral arrangements, if you want a choir and organist.

00:17:21Oh, or the most modern and recommendable option, my original CD of Songs for a Wedding,

00:17:27performed by me and containing the hit song Let's go, let's go, we're getting married.

00:17:32Come on, come on, we're getting married.

00:17:34Come on!

00:17:35Haven't you heard it?

00:17:36Yes, yes, yes.

00:17:37I am more of a classical Gregorian chanter.

00:17:39Ah, well, never mind.

00:17:41Stay for a few days for a trial.

00:17:43It's only 12.95.

00:17:45Ah, will you tell Lucia that I've been here?

00:17:48Yes, of course, don't worry, we're close.

00:17:50Thank you.

00:17:51What a bunch of people, Juan.

00:17:54They're getting married and they haven't told us anything.

00:17:56They have completely fallen off there.

00:17:58The least we can do is invite the president and his wife.

00:18:00And to all the neighbors.

00:18:02If they see us more than their family.

00:18:04Come on, let's go down and tell him.

00:18:05You'll see how it suits them.

00:18:11You can't see this, man.

00:18:12Are you sure you hooked it up correctly?

00:18:14Yeah, man, come on, hurry up or I'll miss the heartbreak.

00:18:17Don't tell me that makes you look resentful.

00:18:19I have a friend who is hooked on yoga.

00:18:22Yes, María de Laida has become pregnant and she doesn't know who it is.

00:18:25Because she was raped while she was taking a nap.

00:18:27Oh yeah?

00:18:28Come on, Andrés, hurry up.

00:18:30There is no signal, if there is no signal at all.

00:18:32Why don't you call an installer?

00:18:34What else would you know about this?

00:18:35Yes, of course, we're hacking the antenna and calling technical support.

00:18:39Isabel, please.

00:18:42Man, Alex, it's been a long time since you've been here.

00:18:44It's because I'm taking exams and I have a lot of accumulated stress,

00:18:47I thought you and I could have a moment of relaxation together.

00:18:50So you want to sleep with me.

00:18:52Yeah.

00:18:52Happens.

00:18:52Let's go to the bedroom.

00:19:02Yes, yes.

00:19:04No, no, no.

00:19:07Hey, why don't you ever give me flowers?

00:19:08Hey?

00:19:09No, I had thought about it, but I don't know who told me you were allergic.

00:19:13Well no, and I love receiving flowers.

00:19:15And you could have a little something nice for me from time to time.

00:19:17A beautiful book, a poem, a polyphonic melody for your mobile phone.

00:19:20Okay, I'll organize it tomorrow. Come on, let's...

00:19:22No, no, I can't do this.

00:19:25Either there are feelings or I don't give in.

00:19:26But hey, what's wrong with you? You're not romantic at all.

00:19:29Did you hit yourself in the bathtub?

00:19:30Or have you rescued all of Laura Pausini's albums?

00:19:33What happened?

00:19:34Alex, there are many things about me that you don't know.

00:19:36I am very romantic.

00:19:37And since I see that you are not at my level, I study.

00:19:40Watch out, okay? I have a very strong romantic streak.

00:19:42I too find this direct, animal-like relationship uncomfortable.

00:19:47But I'm soft, soft.

00:19:48Okay, and tonight we're going to make a romantic plan.

00:19:52Rent Titanic and we'll watch it together.

00:19:54The whole thing? Can't we just get through until the ship starts to sink?

00:19:57Whole. You'll see how I cry.

00:20:02But how come they get married?

00:20:04Radiopatio isn't working, huh?

00:20:05We don't inform them about things.

00:20:07So they don't plan on inviting us to the wedding.

00:20:10I have a problem.

00:20:11How can we criticize a wedding dress if we don't see it?

00:20:15It hurt me too.

00:20:16What does it matter to them to invite us to the banquet if they can make up for it with the gifts later?

00:20:19I don't think so with ours.

00:20:20But how are they going to invite us, the annoying thing is that we are being with them?

00:20:23Look at what we've set up with the antenna.

00:20:25And what does that have to do with anything?

00:20:26We insult each other a lot and then ask for salt and eggs and nothing happens.

00:20:30Just because I hit you drunk doesn't mean I don't care about you.

00:20:33Of course not.

00:20:33Man, if we had been a little nicer to them, maybe they would have invited us.

00:20:37One month left.

00:20:38If we suck up to them, we still have time.

00:20:42But you're going to lower yourselves so much.

00:20:43I'll do whatever it takes for fresh prawns.

00:20:46Only his father has money.

00:20:47We could even be talking about caviar.

00:20:49Ah, well, no one can beat my sympathy.

00:20:51What do you want to bet they invite us first?

00:20:54Yes, Lucia has many good things.

00:20:56Oh, she's not the posh one anymore?

00:20:57What's happening?

00:20:58I'm training.

00:20:59Watch out, it's coming.

00:21:01Hello.

00:21:03Are you armed or can we get in?

00:21:06What spark does Lucia have?

00:21:08And how cute does this girl always look?

00:21:10Juan, give him the good news.

00:21:11Hey?

00:21:11The good news.

00:21:13Ah, yes.

00:21:13As president of the community, I am pleased to inform you that we have withdrawn the threat of a lawsuit regarding your satellite dish.

00:21:19Oh, and that sudden change?

00:21:21We have analyzed the visual impact and the conclusion is that it looks beautiful as well as modern.

00:21:26It gives a lot of class to the property.

00:21:28And my cell phone sounds much better.

00:21:30I have the coverage at full stripes.

00:21:32Well, nothing, I'm glad.

00:21:34You're welcome, woman.

00:21:35If things are fixed by talking about them.

00:21:37Next week is my birthday.

00:21:38Tell Roberto you're invited.

00:21:40And tomorrow my son makes his first communion.

00:21:42Don't let me down, okay?

00:21:43First Communion?

00:21:44But he is 12 years old.

00:21:45He had a crisis of faith upon seeing Father Pélez, but he has now overcome it.

00:21:48They all come.

00:21:49You can't miss it.

00:21:50Well, I would tell Roberto, but come on, I don't know if...

00:21:53And don't complicate things with the gift.

00:21:55A laptop, a DVD, things like that.

00:21:59Do you see how things are done?

00:22:01Now he's feeling terrible.

00:22:03Tomorrow he shows up with the wedding invitation in his hand.

00:22:05But how are we going to organize a communion in 24 hours, Paloma?

00:22:08At home, huh?

00:22:09An intimate thing.

00:22:11Yes, I have a freezer full of San Jacobos.

00:22:13Well, I know there is the DVD.

00:22:19There, there, there, there you can see it.

00:22:21Leave it there.

00:22:22Don't touch it anymore.

00:22:22Of course, if someone has moved this.

00:22:25But how did they do it?

00:22:27This is scary.

00:22:28Come on, put on the soccer channel, the Argentine League is starting.

00:22:31What do you say, what do you say?

00:22:32Now they're showing five episodes of La Despechada.

00:22:34But how can you get hooked on that?

00:22:36A guy watching a soap opera.

00:22:39This country is going to shit.

00:22:40Look, look, look!

00:22:41Juana Patricia!

00:22:42And what bug?

00:22:43This is the bad one.

00:22:44Well, it's good.

00:22:45And who is that other one?

00:22:47The deaf-mute grandmother.

00:22:48He is in a wheelchair.

00:22:50And why do they throw her into the pool?

00:22:52Because he knows the whole truth.

00:22:54Hello good!

00:22:55Oh, hello, Andrés.

00:22:56Well, I'm leaving.

00:22:58This is nonsense.

00:22:59Be careful with your guy who is getting hooked on weird things.

00:23:02Not anymore.

00:23:04Well, what is this one doing here?

00:23:06He voted against it at the meeting and now he's come to mooch off our satellite.

00:23:09It's just that people have nerve.

00:23:10Well, honey, you're going to be amazed.

00:23:12I just ran into the neighbors and they told me to leave the antenna.

00:23:14What's beautiful about the building?

00:23:16Yeah.

00:23:16And Paloma, in a burst of extreme sympathy, has invited us to José Miguel's communion tomorrow.

00:23:21What do we do?

00:23:21Yes, yes.

00:23:23Oh, and every orgasm I've had with you I've faked.

00:23:26Okay, okay, okay.

00:23:27What, Roberto?

00:23:28But you're not listening to me.

00:23:29Yes, man, I'm into both.

00:23:32Damn, Grandma just came back to life at the funeral home and now she's talking.

00:23:36It has been good to swallow water.

00:23:38It's hard, we've been invited to José Miguel's first communion tomorrow.

00:23:41What are you saying?

00:23:42And what are we doing there?

00:23:43Well, what do I know?

00:23:44Since they've gone too far, now they'll want to make peace.

00:23:46Where should we go from?

00:23:47No way.

00:23:48That's what they want to poison us with.

00:23:49Also, tomorrow they're showing the last ten episodes of La Despechada.

00:23:52Seriously, Roberto, how tiresome you are with La Despechada.

00:23:54Didn't you say we had to get along with the neighbors?

00:23:57Well, tomorrow is communion and you buy the gift for José Miguel, because he's your friend.

00:24:00Hey, let's notice what it is.

00:24:02Everyone has their own hobbies.

00:24:03I told you something when you started dressing like Ali McBeal.

00:24:09Hello.

00:24:10Is this where you subscribe to La Despechada?

00:24:12Pussy.

00:24:13How did you find out?

00:24:14The grass has told us that it is very good.

00:24:1620 euros each, installation included.

00:24:18Is there no discount for pensioners?

00:24:20Well no.

00:24:20You'll put on Cinex at night, right?

00:24:22For my sister, so that she can learn.

00:24:24Yes, yes.

00:24:25For your sister, yes.

00:24:34Look, can you tell me what time it is?

00:24:36I was worried.

00:24:37Sorry, Dad.

00:24:37I missed the bus.

00:24:38How are things with Inés?

00:24:39A disaster, isn't it?

00:24:40No way, Mauri.

00:24:41We're back.

00:24:41Have we fixed it?

00:24:42What I was saying.

00:24:43A disaster.

00:24:43What's happening?

00:24:44Aren't you happy for me?

00:24:45No, it's a mistake.

00:24:46What do you want me to say?

00:24:47And I had to go see the Turkish movie alone.

00:24:49And I don't like going to the movies alone.

00:24:51Everyone is looking at you.

00:24:52The ticket seller shouting into the microphone.

00:24:53Only one entry.

00:24:54And the whole row leans out and murmurs.

00:24:56That one is alone.

00:24:57Nobody loves him.

00:24:58What's happening to you is that you're jealous.

00:24:59Me jealous of what?

00:25:00I'm just telling you that I don't like Inés.

00:25:02She seems like a fake aunt to me.

00:25:03It's going to hurt you.

00:25:04She's a mean witch.

00:25:04Mauri.

00:25:05No, let me finish.

00:25:06She cheated on you once.

00:25:07And she has a kinky face that makes her sleep with the first person she catches.

00:25:10It's very clear that that slut is going to put them on you again.

00:25:12It's at the door.

00:25:15The mother tells the Kurdish boy shortly before the wedding.

00:25:18And I won't tell you any more because it's better if you go see it.

00:25:21It's a great movie.

00:25:22You're missing a lot, Bea.

00:25:23But you're going out again.

00:25:25Why don't the three of us go out for a drink?

00:25:26No, it's just that tonight I'm going to sleep at Inés's house.

00:25:28So we leave you alone.

00:25:30I'll be right out.

00:25:32Well, that's great.

00:25:33You fixed everything so quickly, didn't you?

00:25:34Do you think I'm an idiot or what?

00:25:36Hey?

00:25:36Come on, Mauri, stop with the nonsense.

00:25:38I don't care what happened between you and Bea.

00:25:40The thing is, now Bea is with me again and you just have to put up with it.

00:25:43No, we're just friends.

00:25:45I am gay.

00:25:45Yes, you will be gay.

00:25:46But you are a man.

00:25:47And all men are equal.

00:25:48Shit.

00:25:49Well, it's an opinion, no doubt about it.

00:25:51I'm just a little more optimistic.

00:25:53So stop bothering me and get out of my way.

00:25:56Or you and I are going to have problems.

00:25:58Yeah, huh?

00:26:00I'm going to the bathroom for a moment.

00:26:01It's just that today I forgot to remove the hair from the sponge.

00:26:05But you have something to drink, okay?

00:26:09Stop!

00:26:10Stay, stay!

00:26:10Don't go with her.

00:26:11She's crazy, huh?

00:26:12He has threatened me.

00:26:13What are you saying?

00:26:13How is he going to threaten you if he is a sky?

00:26:15A sky?

00:26:16That girl is from some fundamentalist lesbian group.

00:26:18It's made of albollera or something like that.

00:26:21Mauri, it's not funny.

00:26:22Don't be selfish.

00:26:23Stop messing with Inés.

00:26:24You don't understand that I'm very excited.

00:26:25Bea, getting back with an ex doesn't work.

00:26:27Well, it's working for me.

00:26:30So it has to work for me too?

00:26:34Carlos Alberto is going to be the father of the child.

00:26:37Listen to what I'm telling you.

00:26:38Did you get a vasectomy when you injured yourself playing mini golf?

00:26:40No, but it went wrong.

00:26:43Grandma knows she has powers, but since no one asks her...

00:26:46Yes, Alicia has gotten into the romantic mood and wants us to watch Titanic together.

00:26:49And he says he's going to cry.

00:26:50What I do?

00:26:51He's testing you.

00:26:52You're going to have to cry too.

00:26:53Yes, yes, I know.

00:26:53That's why I took this bottle of eye drops from Mom, just in case there's no way.

00:26:56What do you say, man?

00:26:57You just have to think about something that excites you, about sad things.

00:27:00Sadder than having to watch Titanic to sleep with a girl.

00:27:02Think about loneliness, emptiness, death, injustice.

00:27:07I'd better put in the eye drops, we'll run out sooner.

00:27:10I'm leaving, dad.

00:27:11Isabel, run.

00:27:12Juana Patricia has run over her grandmother with the SUV.

00:27:16Is she dead?

00:27:17No, he wants to talk to Luis Mario, but he won't be able to make it in time.

00:27:21What a great chapter.

00:27:22Tablo!

00:27:22And my ear drops, you saw them, I had them in the bathroom.

00:27:27Your little bottle like this, with the blue label.

00:27:29But that wasn't eye drops.

00:27:30What are you saying?

00:27:33Well, look, crying is going to cry.

00:27:35But why do you want to leave, darling?

00:27:37Are you not comfortable here?

00:27:38No, I do.

00:27:39What I don't know is if they are very happy with me.

00:27:41Well, what happened?

00:27:41Have you had any problems?

00:27:42No, nothing, nonsense, they are very refined here.

00:27:44Look, son, we have succeeded.

00:27:46Here comes the boss with the check.

00:27:48Emilio, I'll be brief.

00:27:50I don't know why, but suddenly the whole community is very unhappy with you.

00:27:54But what are you telling me?

00:27:54Have you received any complaints?

00:27:5627.

00:27:56So I have no choice but to fire him.

00:27:58Well, give me the check and we'll leave.

00:28:00What check?

00:28:00That's the dismissal letter.

00:28:01You have no right to charge anything.

00:28:03You are within the 15-day trial period stipulated in your contract.

00:28:05As?

00:28:06Dad?

00:28:07Coyo, having had the small print.

00:28:08Let's see, just a moment, because I, Almudena, don't understand anything.

00:28:11What has Emilio done?

00:28:11There's been a problem, Rocío, don't ask.

00:28:13No, no, tell me.

00:28:14Well, this lady is sexually harassing me.

00:28:16That's it.

00:28:17What me?

00:28:18Oh, please, but that's ridiculous.

00:28:21Yes, yes, she's there behind me like a possessed madwoman.

00:28:23If you're talking to me formally now, this morning you've really got my ear.

00:28:26He gave me the key to his house so I could go up in uniform and fix his air conditioning.

00:28:30Forgive me, but I don't have any more time for nonsense.

00:28:32First thing tomorrow morning I want you out of here.

00:28:34If not, I'll call the police.

00:28:35Good night.

00:28:36Listen, I'm no good to you as a lover.

00:28:38I dress up as anything.

00:28:39I am the death trap of love.

00:28:41But how come he's stalking you, Emilio?

00:28:43You might have misinterpreted it, haven't you?

00:28:44It sounds really weird, right?

00:28:46Well, don't believe me.

00:28:47And besides, I'm not happy here.

00:28:48There are some very dry people here.

00:28:49I miss my old goal.

00:28:51Do you miss the goal?

00:28:53It will have nothing to do with Bethlehem.

00:28:54Well, what I needed here was a little dinner to do it.

00:28:56Damn, Emilio, at this rate we'll never be able to live together.

00:28:59Well, we're not in a hurry either, are we?

00:29:00Leave it.

00:29:01We'll talk tomorrow.

00:29:03Hey, son, I don't know if this is the best time, but what the hell are we going to do now?

00:29:08Well, unless you make me come up with another plan and talk to Mr. Cuesta and he'll invite us again.

00:29:12What a great plan.

00:29:13Hey, let's not start now, okay?

00:29:14Because I'm up to here.

00:29:16Bam, bam, bam, bam.

00:29:19Let's see, if the gardener doesn't testify, Juana Patricia will be released.

00:29:22It doesn't work, but now the others are putting it on.

00:29:24I haven't seen this one.

00:29:26What are you doing?

00:29:27Don't change.

00:29:27Give me the remote.

00:29:28Hey, you're watching El Culebrón all day.

00:29:30I also want to watch a movie from time to time.

00:29:31Hey, it's the trial.

00:29:33You're going to break it, three.

00:29:34No no.

00:29:34No, don't change now.

00:29:38What does Nicole Kidman do when she's scorned?

00:29:40He is visiting.

00:29:41The guy above has changed the channel.

00:29:43I'm going to complain.

00:29:44What a service.

00:29:45Hey, give us our money back because these guys are going to drive us crazy with their channel-surfing.

00:29:50It must have been the bride.

00:29:51I know Roberto is very green.

00:29:52But what do you care if I watch El Culebrón?

00:29:54If this movie is going to be shown 40 times.

00:29:56Why not?

00:29:57Because I want to see it now.

00:29:58What's happening?

00:29:59If you miss it tomorrow, you'll have nothing to talk about at the hairdresser's.

00:30:02Yeah.

00:30:02What's up, dude?

00:30:03You're leaving us hanging.

00:30:05Yes, mom, come on.

00:30:06I love you very much too.

00:30:07A kiss.

00:30:08But why do you corner so fast?

00:30:09I just wanted to say goodnight to you on menopause.

00:30:11Come on, come on, go on, darling.

00:30:12Let's watch the movie like this, together.

00:30:14But I've already seen it.

00:30:15Nicole Kidman and her two children are dead.

00:30:17They are the ghosts.

00:30:18Hey, Roberto, thank you very much.

00:30:20You just ruined the movie for me.

00:30:21Oh, sorry.

00:30:22Well, if you know, it's not funny anymore in the end.

00:30:24I'm going to see her heartbroken.

00:30:26Spurned.

00:30:26Honestly, you've been acting like a fool lately since I put the satellite on.

00:30:30I'm going, I'm going.

00:30:31No, wait.

00:30:34Hey, what's up with...?

00:30:35Well, what's up with you?

00:30:37Everything okay here?

00:30:38Well yes, why?

00:30:39Out of curiosity.

00:30:41Come on, see you later.

00:30:43This girl always looks so cute, even when she goes to bed.

00:30:50But who would believe that Leonardo DiCaprio would freeze for this girl?

00:30:56If she is fat.

00:30:58It doesn't matter.

00:30:59You have to cry.

00:31:00Come on, think of something sad.

00:31:02The ship sinking and the assholes in the orchestra playing.

00:31:06But how am I going to cry with this?

00:31:08I'm going to pinch a nipple.

00:31:09Let's see, physical pain.

00:31:11Oh.

00:31:12Oh.

00:31:13Hey, that has its point, right?

00:31:15Ah, it's nice.

00:31:17World hunger, wars, ugly people.

00:31:21No, no, even sadder.

00:31:23When Rosa lost Eurovision.

00:31:25What an injustice, what a robbery.

00:31:27Yes, that's where it comes to me.

00:31:28And how they dressed the poor thing, how horrible.

00:31:30Yes, I'm going to cry.

00:31:33Turn around, so I can see your tear.

00:31:35How beautiful.

00:31:37He's going to die for love.

00:31:38Yes, yes.

00:31:40He is crying.

00:31:41I'm going to put in the eye drops.

00:31:43I'm going for a clinic.

00:31:44I just feel like I'm going to cry.

00:31:45And when do I start...

00:31:47I am romantic.

00:31:49I'm crying with Titanic.

00:31:55Look, see?

00:31:55I'm crying too.

00:31:58God!

00:31:58The movie is very sad, isn't it?

00:32:00Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:32:01That is sad, yes.

00:32:02Holy shit, I feel so sorry for them.

00:32:04Hurts.

00:32:06Alex, you really are sensitive.

00:32:07Burn, burn, burn.

00:32:08Water, I don't see, I don't see.

00:32:09What are you saying?

00:32:10What's the matter?

00:32:11What, did I put this shit in my eyes?

00:32:13I'm blind, call a doctor.

00:32:14So you were faking.

00:32:15Hey?

00:32:15Here I am, crying like a lost romantic, and you are putting drops on yourself.

00:32:18Yes, but well, I did it for love.

00:32:19What romantic?

00:32:20Get out of here.

00:32:21Hey?

00:32:21But wait, help me down.

00:32:22Oh, what have you done to yourself?

00:32:29What's happening?

00:32:30Are you practicing with the anti-rapist spray?

00:32:32That it's not romantic, that it's not up to my level.

00:32:34I need a sensitive man.

00:32:35Yes, yes.

00:32:36Hey, I'm taking the juicer because it's mine.

00:32:39You see, in the end I'm going to have to give Paco a chance.

00:32:41To Paco?

00:32:42But if you don't like it.

00:32:43Come on, don't be superficial.

00:32:44I'm not talking about the physical.

00:32:46I'm talking about really falling in love.

00:32:48Yes, but that's not for you to decide.

00:32:49That has to come from within you.

00:32:51Well, now it works for me.

00:32:52Okay, okay.

00:32:53I like this romantic thing more and more.

00:33:02But what are you doing here, traitor?

00:33:04Go to my psychiatric hospital.

00:33:06No, and how long are you going to be angry?

00:33:08No, no, no, no one is angry.

00:33:10It's just that I'm waiting for a friend.

00:33:12I'm meeting up with an ex.

00:33:13Of course, as I also have an agenda.

00:33:14But you don't say that it doesn't work, that it never turns out well.

00:33:17It's just that technically he's not an ex.

00:33:19Pedro and I had a very brief fling.

00:33:21How fleeting?

00:33:23A year and a half.

00:33:24But we never went to the movies on Sunday.

00:33:25That's when you become a couple.

00:33:27Oh, it's here.

00:33:29Besides, it has nothing to do with it.

00:33:30Pedro is not an aggressive unbalanced person like Inés.

00:33:32He's a very focused guy.

00:33:33He is very clear about what he wants in life.

00:33:36Hello, Mauri.

00:33:37Hi how are things?

00:33:39Who are you?

00:33:39I'm Pedro.

00:33:40You called me yesterday.

00:33:42Pedro?

00:33:44Pedro?

00:33:45Sure, sure.

00:33:47Come in, come in.

00:33:48Well, how are you?

00:33:55Very well and you?

00:33:57You look great.

00:33:58How long has it been since we saw each other?

00:33:59Well, at least six years.

00:34:00You're the same, huh?

00:34:02Yes and you?

00:34:03Do you want something to drink?

00:34:04Clear.

00:34:04Hi, I'm Bea, Mauri's roommate.

00:34:09This is Pedro, my friend.

00:34:10Take a look.

00:34:12Nice to meet you.

00:34:13You are wearing a very pretty skirt.

00:34:15Bea, if you don't mind, Pedro and I have a lot to talk about.

00:34:18Yeah, yeah, I imagine, but...

00:34:20Do you have a second?

00:34:21Clear.

00:34:23I'll be right back.

00:34:24Oh, calm down.

00:34:25You have a very nice apartment.

00:34:26Thank you.

00:34:26Mauri, I don't know if you've noticed, but your friend Pedro is a woman.

00:34:35I've already seen it.

00:34:36It's your fault, you started this nonsense about exes.

00:34:39Look at the mess you've gotten me into.

00:34:40But you, what kind of troubles did you have when you were young?

00:34:42I used to be a man, I swear.

00:34:43I don't know what happened to him.

00:34:45Ask him.

00:34:45No, no, no, no, no.

00:34:46If he doesn't bring it up, I won't say anything.

00:34:48What doesn't happen to me.

00:34:56Well, Pedro, tell me, how are you?

00:35:03Your job, your family, your cat?

00:35:06Except for the cat, everything okay?

00:35:09Well, you haven't told me anything about my new look.

00:35:12You've cut your hair, haven't you?

00:35:13No.

00:35:15That I am now a woman.

00:35:16Ah, yes, yes, yes.

00:35:17I was going to tell you right now.

00:35:19You look great.

00:35:20Great.

00:35:21Great or wonderful?

00:35:22Great.

00:35:23Good.

00:35:24Well, the fact is that I'm not quite a woman yet.

00:35:27I have a penis.

00:35:28Well, it never hurts and it doesn't bother you.

00:35:30Yeah, the thing is I wanted to tell you.

00:35:33You see, I want to have surgery with a Swiss surgeon.

00:35:36He is a great artist.

00:35:37He is the Michelangelo of vaginas.

00:35:39I've always said so.

00:35:40If you get a vagina, get it right.

00:35:42The thing is, it's very expensive.

00:35:44If you could lend me the 6,000 euros I need for the operation,

00:35:48Everything's going very well for you, isn't it?

00:35:49I always read your articles.

00:35:51Well, you don't stay either, it doesn't pay much.

00:35:53I'm going shopping with Inés.

00:35:55We'll get something to eat there.

00:35:56Shopping?

00:35:57Why don't the four of us go?

00:35:58I have to buy some jeans.

00:36:00But what if you can't stand Inés?

00:36:01Yes of course.

00:36:02But she is a lovely girl.

00:36:04Do you like the plan, Pedro?

00:36:05Yolanda.

00:36:06I prefer you to call me Yolanda.

00:36:07It's that I'm changing my name.

00:36:09I'm in the process, but it's a mess, you know?

00:36:10But it's worth it, right?

00:36:11It suits you much better.

00:36:15The bag.

00:36:16Dad, now it's about being nice to the neighbors,

00:36:19as if nothing had happened.

00:36:20Hey, my boy, I need stability.

00:36:22And now back to that mousetrap.

00:36:24Damn, what a third age you're giving me.

00:36:27Look, Dad, it's all right, okay?

00:36:28I can't take it anymore.

00:36:29You've got me up to here.

00:36:30All day long stuck to me like a leech

00:36:31and on top of that, giving me a hard time.

00:36:32This is what it is.

00:36:33If you want it good and if not you take some cardboard

00:36:35and you go under a bridge.

00:36:37You already have the face of a homeless person.

00:36:38That I don't owe you anything.

00:36:40You to me who have given me in life.

00:36:41Nothing!

00:36:42I have given you love.

00:36:43Love?

00:36:43Have you given me love?

00:36:44Come on, man.

00:36:45You have not loved anyone.

00:36:46You're a selfish and shitty father.

00:36:48Emilio, I've been a bad father, I know that.

00:36:51But in my own way I've always loved you.

00:36:54Never doubt that.

00:36:56Bye bye.

00:36:56Well, come on, Dad.

00:36:57Don't pay attention to me, I'm just very nervous.

00:36:59We must move forward, my son.

00:37:01I will always be by your side.

00:37:02Well, well, let's not exaggerate.

00:37:04Come on, come on, let's go.

00:37:06Damn, that was so close.

00:37:10Man, Emilio, how are you?

00:37:11How are you here?

00:37:12Belén, we need to talk.

00:37:13I want to go back.

00:37:14Oh, what's up?

00:37:16Did you break up with Rocío?

00:37:17Hey?

00:37:17Ah, no, no, no, no, no, I want to go back to the goal.

00:37:19Come on, thank you very much for replacing me, but I don't need to anymore.

00:37:22Can you go home?

00:37:22No, no, no, no, sorry, but I'm working here.

00:37:25I'm not moving from here.

00:37:26What do you mean no?

00:37:26Hey, you're not a professional goalkeeper.

00:37:28This is intrusion.

00:37:28For not having left, where are you going?

00:37:30Hey, tell your father not to come into my house.

00:37:31But what about your house?

00:37:32I remind you that I have been living here for seven years of my life.

00:37:35Damn, what a change.

00:37:36Emilio, look.

00:37:37If this looks like Minnie Mouse's house.

00:37:39Oh, but what have you done?

00:37:42Well, I've made it to my liking, what's wrong?

00:37:44No, but it is very pretty.

00:37:46But Belén, it's my goal, not yours.

00:37:48Let's see what he did in the bathroom.

00:37:49Hey, stay still, come on, both of you get out of here.

00:37:51But Belén, you're not well, aren't you?

00:37:52You've been sixteen with me.

00:37:54You're going to end up painting knobs.

00:37:55If you have the keys hanging there and it doesn't open anything.

00:37:57Sorry, but I have a lot of things to do, okay?

00:37:59Okay, okay, I'm going to talk to Mr. Juan.

00:38:01You'll see how long it takes to get you out of here.

00:38:02But I have signed a three-month contract.

00:38:04Of course, and now I go and believe it.

00:38:06Get busy, climb, you're a climber.

00:38:08These reflective wipes are the bomb, huh?

00:38:11Don't leave me, man, they're to remove my makeup.

00:38:13Well, well, calm down.

00:38:16Lucia, I'm Paloma.

00:38:18Hey, I'm inviting you directly to the party.

00:38:20The ceremony is taking too long.

00:38:22Not here, at home, at two.

00:38:24So, in an intimate way.

00:38:25Hey, don't let me down, okay?

00:38:26All the neighbors are coming.

00:38:28Okay, well, bye, bye, bye, bye.

00:38:30José Miguel, do you want to leave now?

00:38:32This is humiliating, Dad.

00:38:33Come on, son, in life you have to be brave.

00:38:36Oh, Juan, look how handsome he is.

00:38:39In an official and gentlemanly manner.

00:38:40Of course, these suits never go out of style.

00:38:42If I tell this to the school psychologist,

00:38:44They're going to take my custody away from you.

00:38:45Look, Juan, I bought him the suit,

00:38:47one size bigger and see how it fits.

00:38:49The child eats and does not burn it.

00:38:50Mom, it's been two years.

00:38:51What we children have, this age is that we grow.

00:38:53Come on, I'll take your bass out a little.

00:38:55Mom, it's already out.

00:38:58Well, nothing, shorts,

00:38:59that we are almost in summer.

00:39:00And the shoes?

00:39:01They don't fit me at all.

00:39:03Juan, leave him some of yours, we'll put some cotton in them.

00:39:05But seriously, you're going to fake a communion.

00:39:07so that they can be invited to a wedding.

00:39:08Don't you think it's absurd?

00:39:09Hey, you're going too.

00:39:10and see if you meet someone important,

00:39:13When I retire I want a little boat in Mallorca.

00:39:15Okay, I'm taking communion now,

00:39:16but I want good gifts,

00:39:17if I don't tell everything.

00:39:18You bring three or four friends

00:39:19that they eat little to make up their bulk.

00:39:21Yes of course.

00:39:21Come on, the photo for the reminder.

00:39:23Get there.

00:39:23Come on, the psaltery with the crystal.

00:39:26Come on, smile, it's a very nice day.

00:39:28Put yourself like this.

00:39:31Oh!

00:39:33Oh, how nice!

00:39:35Natalia, to fry San Jacobos

00:39:37I have to go comb my hair.

00:39:40Hello, how are you, Mrs. Paloma?

00:39:42Look how long it took the scab to come back.

00:39:45Juan, don't get soft, okay?

00:39:46This guy looks like he's asking for a job.

00:39:49Sell!

00:39:52How are you, Emilio?

00:39:53How are you doing in your new community?

00:39:54Very bad, Mr. Juan.

00:39:55I missed him so much that I left him.

00:39:57So I swear my oath of office again on the statutes

00:39:59as soon as you tell me.

00:40:00It's not that easy, Emilio.

00:40:01You left us stranded

00:40:02and that has sat very badly with the neighbors.

00:40:04It's just that maybe I was misunderstood,

00:40:06but I just wanted a substitute

00:40:07to go and do a master's degree in a luxury building

00:40:09and bring technological innovations

00:40:11to this our community.

00:40:12And now he goes to Bethlehem

00:40:13and tells me that he has signed a contract.

00:40:14You have to see it, huh?

00:40:15What he is capable of inventing.

00:40:16He has signed a three-month contract.

00:40:19But Mr. John

00:40:19he's going to leave me on the street

00:40:20that I have a mentally disabled father

00:40:22and I'm getting married

00:40:23and I even have a child now.

00:40:24Emilio, we all have problems.

00:40:25Yes, but you have a job and a home.

00:40:27Emilio, don't manipulate.

00:40:28Don't pay any attention to him, okay?

00:40:29Belén, a little please

00:40:30that this is a private conversation.

00:40:31Don't be a goalkeeper, it's not your thing.

00:40:33Sorry, but I do it much better than you.

00:40:35Yes, that would have to be seen.

00:40:36At least I change the water for washing dishes.

00:40:37Of course, this is how the staircase is, destroyed,

00:40:39that you are destroying the entire pH of the wood.

00:40:41If you don't understand.

00:40:41What are you saying? Don't make things up.

00:40:43It's going to cost you more.

00:40:44You'll have to cut corners, you'll see the spill.

00:40:46Okay, okay, let's calm down a bit.

00:40:48Analyzing this situation in the heat of the moment,

00:40:49I think you both have qualities.

00:40:51So the fairest thing is to call

00:40:52some entrance tests for the position of goalkeeper.

00:40:54But I have a signed contract.

00:40:55Yes, but we haven't taken it to Social Security.

00:40:58But man, that can't be done.

00:40:59Do you see it?

00:41:00She is a troubled worker.

00:41:01You can abuse me as much as you want.

00:41:02Ball dragged.

00:41:03If it scared you, say so.

00:41:04Come on, say it, say it.

00:41:05That I'm not scared.

00:41:06I'm not scared, you idiot.

00:41:07I'm going to crush you.

00:41:08That is.

00:41:08Let the sporting spirit reign.

00:41:10I'm going to get the whistle and a stopwatch.

00:41:12We want to know what tests this idiot is giving us.

00:41:14Oh, Mr. John.

00:41:15He has insulted him.

00:41:18No, Carlos Alberto cannot be the father.

00:41:20If he is gay.

00:41:20Yes, but now he's in love with María Adelaida.

00:41:24That is not in San Loro.

00:41:25I tell you that the child is Luis Mario's.

00:41:27I know more about soap operas.

00:41:29If Luis Mario is with Juan and Patricia.

00:41:31But that's a tough guy.

00:41:32There goes the march.

00:41:34Well, today we will know everything.

00:41:36Because the last chapter is on at three.

00:41:37Holy shit, I have José Miguel's communion.

00:41:39And we are, but we are not going to go.

00:41:41We can all meet at my house and watch it together.

00:41:44Okay, I'll take the chinchón.

00:41:45Andrés, call me on my cell phone at five to.

00:41:47So I have an excuse to get out of it.

00:41:49And you hide the remote.

00:41:50Don't let your girlfriend change the channel.

00:41:52Who will be the father?

00:41:54What name God.

00:41:56Since they got hooked on the shitty soap opera

00:41:59Nobody has rented the movie to me.

00:42:00Well, the worst thing is that they don't even come down to talk to me.

00:42:02I haven't seen Roberto for two days.

00:42:03Calm down, I'm listening.

00:42:04But I'm not stupid, eh.

00:42:05I'm getting all the chapters online.

00:42:07and if someone misses one, I'll nail him.

00:42:09Damn, you have to see the brilliant minds you have.

00:42:11and how much you love business, man.

00:42:12Are you going to pay me for the potatoes?

00:42:14Write them down for my son.

00:42:15When the cleaning of the peregonas is over, do the math.

00:42:19Hey, Paco, can we talk for a moment?

00:42:21Well no.

00:42:21Now it's coming to me badly.

00:42:22I'm here talking to Mariano.

00:42:24I wanted to apologize for being so indiscreet.

00:42:27I just didn't think it would affect you so much.

00:42:29And I didn't think people would give so much importance to your virginity either.

00:42:32Dude, you're a virgin!

00:42:33Yes, what's up? Do you have a problem?

00:42:35No, you have it.

00:42:37Do you forgive me?

00:42:38I don't know, Alicia. I'm having a really bad time.

00:42:40I had thought we could start from scratch.

00:42:43Go for a walk, buy some ice cream...

00:42:45Yes, I forgive you, I forgive you, I forgive you.

00:42:48Hey, I'm a virgin too. The three of us could go.

00:42:50No, you stay here and watch the video store for me.

00:42:53I'll be right back.

00:42:54Shall we shake hands?

00:42:55Okay.

00:42:56Be careful, there's a lot of aunt under there.

00:42:58Chew well or you'll choke.

00:43:01Oh, what a pity of youth.

00:43:03What a girl if I caught her.

00:43:09You're so stubborn, aren't you?

00:43:10I'm going to crush you.

00:43:11You're facing the Indurain of goalkeepers.

00:43:13I remind you that you are the applicant.

00:43:14I'm the one defending the title.

00:43:16Oops, your hands are sweating.

00:43:17You're nervous.

00:43:17What are you saying?

00:43:18Okay, let's get started.

00:43:21Below I will describe the goalkeeper selection tests for our community.

00:43:24Look, as you can see, these are some rather stupid tests, but I couldn't think of any others.

00:43:28Hello.

00:43:29Oh, what are you doing with your little hand?

00:43:31You see, love.

00:43:33Of course I'm going away for two weeks and this will all go downhill.

00:43:35Please, let's go quickly, I have my son's second communion.

00:43:38Is that celebrated?

00:43:38My wife does.

00:43:40First test.

00:43:40Collecting unnecessary propaganda thrown by unscrupulous delivery people.

00:43:44Just like that.

00:43:44Careful.

00:43:47Whoever collects the most leaflets in one minute will win the first point.

00:43:50The truth is that it is quite stupid.

00:43:52Well, wait until you see the other two.

00:43:54Time!

00:43:54But Juan is pushing me!

00:43:58But you're the one pushing me on my son!

00:43:59But what are you doing?

00:44:00But you're the one pushing me on my son!

00:44:01How is the labor market?

00:44:03But what is here!

00:44:04It's breaking me and that's not fair!

00:44:07Oh, looking!

00:44:09It's hitting me hard in my heart.

00:44:11You are offending me.

00:44:12How could you think that I...

00:44:13But what are you still doing without fixing it?

00:44:14We have the child's communion!

00:44:16Where are you going?

00:44:17Hey, what do we have to do in the dick ball?

00:44:19Otherwise, he won't invite us to the wedding.

00:44:20We don't care.

00:44:21We are watching the penultimate chapter of the spiteful one.

00:44:23They are doing a paternity test on Luis Mario.

00:44:26Oh my God!

00:44:27But that's from the satellite.

00:44:28Have you hooked up with the cock antenna?

00:44:30Yes, but you have to pay.

00:44:31Shh!

00:44:32Juan Paciencia is stealing blood tests, haha.

00:44:35But whose child is that?

00:44:36I should know.

00:44:37It is not known.

00:44:37That's the fun of it.

00:44:38Give me some space, I have ten minutes.

00:44:40And who is that?

00:44:41Maria de Laida, the scorned one.

00:44:43Well, that's a real pain in the ass.

00:44:44Well, like yours.

00:44:47I didn't like black pants at all.

00:44:49No, me neither.

00:44:49But that shirt you bought looks great on you.

00:44:52Really?

00:44:52Yolanda has a great body.

00:44:54You see, right?

00:44:55Hey?

00:44:55Yes, yes, a great body.

00:44:57Well, you have a type too.

00:44:58If you want, I can lend you some clothes that size you wear.

00:45:00Does anyone want a coffee?

00:45:02Yes, I'll help you.

00:45:02No, I'll help you.

00:45:03What is clear is that you go to the gym.

00:45:05No, but I was thinking about signing up for one.

00:45:07I know a great one very close by.

00:45:09I go to some amazing tai chi classes.

00:45:11I love tai chi.

00:45:12Well, there are three classes to the next one.

00:45:13Hey, when I go to the gym, which locker room will they go into?

00:45:16Maury, what an idea to come shopping with your friend.

00:45:18And it's not like he hasn't paid any attention to me all day.

00:45:20I already told you.

00:45:21Pedro, that is, Yolanda is charming.

00:45:23Well, control her, because I see she's very excited about my girlfriend.

00:45:25Wow, Yolanda is gay.

00:45:27I mean, Pedro, you calm down.

00:45:28Look, let him have his coffee and you can go to the movies or therapy or wherever you want.

00:45:31But how can you be so insecure?

00:45:32You lack self-esteem.

00:45:33That's why all your relationships fail.

00:45:35Or maybe it's not because of that.

00:45:44What's happening?

00:45:45Nothing.

00:45:46I wanted to tell you before I leave.

00:45:47I've seen a selection of designer sanitary ware that goes...

00:45:50Let's go to the bathroom.

00:45:50What have you seen?

00:45:52Nothing.

00:45:52Don't be paranoid.

00:45:53Listen to me!

00:45:56Oh well!

00:45:58I'm just saying we're going to have a bad time.

00:46:00I don't want to go.

00:46:01Well, I don't know if you realize that you're already going down.

00:46:03Yes, but very reluctantly.

00:46:04I don't want it on record.

00:46:05Well, Roberto, what do you think?

00:46:07Do I feel like going down to eat with the Cuestas?

00:46:08Don't know.

00:46:09You are very strange.

00:46:12Let's see that little smile.

00:46:15It doesn't cost you much to pretend, huh?

00:46:17Oh, you don't know that well.

00:46:19What did you mean by that?

00:46:23Hello, welcome to my communion.

00:46:26But what have they done to you, young cabin boy?

00:46:27It doesn't matter.

00:46:28They've seen a joke for every gift.

00:46:30Thank you.

00:46:31Are we the first?

00:46:32The first and it seems to me the last.

00:46:34Come on, come in.

00:46:35That this is ready.

00:46:37But where are your parents?

00:46:38Good question.

00:46:40Take it.

00:46:40A reminder of this very special day.

00:46:43Well, I'm leaving because I'm here.

00:46:45But hey, what is this?

00:46:47Is there a hidden camera here or what?

00:46:48A canteen.

00:46:49You gave her a canteen.

00:46:51But Roberto, if that's the one we had at home,

00:46:53How do you give that to the child?

00:46:54What's happening?

00:46:55Why pack calimocho when you go camping?

00:46:57Ah, well that's cool.

00:46:57You look so handsome in the photo, huh?

00:47:05Uh, yeah.

00:47:07As?

00:47:09No, no, no, calm down.

00:47:10Mom, I'm going there.

00:47:11What's happening?

00:47:12My grandmother, who has been admitted with gastroenteritis.

00:47:15I'm running away.

00:47:15Uh, no, no, no.

00:47:16Wait, Roberto, I'm going with you.

00:47:18No, no, no, please.

00:47:19How are you going to leave José Miguel alone on the day of his communion?

00:47:21Well.

00:47:22Come on, come on.

00:47:23As?

00:47:23No, no, nothing has passed him by.

00:47:25My grandmother endures.

00:47:29Well.

00:47:30Crique, aren't any more friends coming on your communion day?

00:47:34The other parties will be better.

00:47:36A Saint James?

00:47:40Come on, run, it's just begun.

00:47:41But, Paloma, what are you doing here?

00:47:43That Lucia is alone at your son's communion.

00:47:44I'm coming, man, what a rush.

00:47:46Let them go eat.

00:47:47You'll see how the father is the lame gardener.

00:47:49You'll see.

00:47:51And what's wrong with this one?

00:47:53Love, which is blind.

00:47:58Well.

00:47:59Well.

00:48:00Well, I've arrived.

00:48:01Yeah.

00:48:02Don't you like ice cream?

00:48:03It's so fattening, but it's so romantic.

00:48:06You have a little stain there, ice cream on your lip.

00:48:09Ah, thank you.

00:48:14Already?

00:48:15Yeah.

00:48:17That?

00:48:18We can come in, right?

00:48:19To talk or something, like.

00:48:21I had thought about waiting until nighttime and having a candlelit dinner with soft music, like it's our first date.

00:48:27But today is a beautiful afternoon, isn't it?

00:48:29Because it is much more original and spontaneous.

00:48:31I would pass now.

00:48:34I'm ashamed.

00:48:37Well, come on.

00:48:38Come on.

00:48:38No no.

00:48:43Paco, I'm just afraid of messing it up.

00:48:45Aren't we going too fast?

00:48:46No, no way.

00:48:47What's up?

00:48:48No, no, no.

00:48:49No, no, no.

00:48:49No.

00:48:50For you, cheater.

00:48:57No, for you, who is the cheater.

00:48:58Emilio, he's beaten you legally, Belén.

00:49:00We can't be here arguing all day, because he didn't get to eat.

00:49:02But he took all the brochures out of my hand.

00:49:04That's not worth it.

00:49:05I don't see the need for further testing, Mr. Juan.

00:49:07A 3-0 is already going to be painful.

00:49:08The girl is going to end up humiliated.

00:49:10Be careful with women, they are very bad, son.

00:49:12Remember your mother.

00:49:13No no.

00:49:14If anything goes, anything goes.

00:49:15It's clear now.

00:49:15Okay.

00:49:16Second test.

00:49:17My favorite.

00:49:18Combines speed, skill and balance.

00:49:20With a bucket of water on your head, you have to go up to the third floor to change the light bulbs.

00:49:23from the landing.

00:49:23The first to return to the portal, without spilling the liquid element, will win the test.

00:49:27Ready?

00:49:29Buckets of water on your head, please.

00:49:34Time!

00:49:38Emilio.

00:49:38You said it.

00:49:39Anything goes here.

00:49:49That's it, I'm going down.

00:49:50If you want to, stay at home now.

00:49:51You don't have to come down.

00:49:53Be careful, you'll fall apart.

00:49:59Hey, look here, murderer!

00:50:04Looks like it's coming in, huh?

00:50:05I don't arrive.

00:50:05I don't make it to the food.

00:50:06I already have Paloma de Morros all day.

00:50:08I won, I won!

00:50:09The point is mine!

00:50:11Mr. Juan, discredit the one who tripped me up.

00:50:13Look, if you're clumsy, it's not my fault.

00:50:15But you're wrong, huh?

00:50:15You hate me.

00:50:16I'm going to file for a restraining order.

00:50:17Come on, don't fight.

00:50:18The point goes to Belén.

00:50:19Let's go with the definitive test.

00:50:21Bring the trash cans.

00:50:22I don't see that.

00:50:22That I'm going to give him my heart.

00:50:25I'll take out the bucket.

00:50:26I'll take out the bucket.

00:50:27I'm going to take out the bucket.

00:50:28I'm telling you and you're not fooling me.

00:50:30José, my uncle.

00:50:31If no one else is coming, I'm going home.

00:50:33No, man.

00:50:34Let's open some photos of my family.

00:50:35You're laughing your head off.

00:50:36Well.

00:50:37Look, my father with hair.

00:50:39Oh well.

00:50:41And your mother.

00:50:42How strong.

00:50:43In an eighties style.

00:50:44But what did she think, Madonna or what?

00:50:47Look.

00:50:48And this is me on the day of my first common.

00:50:51The beach photos.

00:50:52Those are the best.

00:50:54On the beach.

00:50:55Take your hand away.

00:50:57Uncle.

00:50:57But you have already made your first communion.

00:50:59No, no.

00:51:00I didn't do it.

00:51:00He was a twin brother that I lost in a car accident.

00:51:03I prefer not to talk about them.

00:51:05Well, look.

00:51:05Let her have fun.

00:51:06What the hell is going on here?

00:51:07No.

00:51:08I have already confessed this morning.

00:51:09I have nothing to say.

00:51:11Good afternoon.

00:51:14Are your parents here?

00:51:16I came to see if you were interested in my having great hits.

00:51:19Father Miguel, what are you doing here?

00:51:20Lucia.

00:51:22I'm still waiting for you to confirm the wedding date.

00:51:24What date?

00:51:25What wedding?

00:51:25Yours, my daughter.

00:51:27Do you have a church for June 30th?

00:51:29No.

00:51:29And besides, Roberto and I have already decided that we are not going to get married.

00:51:33What do you say?

00:51:34But, but I was going to release my second single at your wedding.

00:51:37Tonight is the night.

00:51:39Long live the night!

00:51:40Viva!

00:51:41What upset are you going to give my mother?

00:51:44And why your mother?

00:51:45What do you think I'm doing dressed like a loser?

00:51:47My mother invited you to my first communion so you could invite her to your wedding.

00:51:50Do you see, my daughter?

00:51:51Everyone is waiting for the event.

00:51:53Well, this is surreal.

00:51:55Come on, when Roberto tells him, he won't believe it.

00:51:57What was I telling you, ready?

00:51:58Carlos Alberto and María Adelaida are siblings.

00:52:00Grandma knew it, she winked at him.

00:52:02It's a tic he's had since he came out of the coma.

00:52:05Well, look, I think you have him right there.

00:52:07How beautiful, my son.

00:52:11Have you made your first communion?

00:52:12No, father.

00:52:13I made a fool of myself for a canteen.

00:52:15There's a bit of space left, we have another guest.

00:52:24Hello darling.

00:52:26Hey, my grandmother is out of danger now.

00:52:28Is that what you're seeing there from our satellite dish?

00:52:30Yeah.

00:52:31It's funny, isn't it?

00:52:32I think the signal is coming through the intercom.

00:52:34Are they mooching off our satellite?

00:52:35No scrounging, it costs us our money.

00:52:38A little bit of silence, we don't notice.

00:52:40How was the communion?

00:52:41All good?

00:52:41No, aunt, just a second, I want to tell you something.

00:52:49Listen to me, I did it so the neighbors would be happy and leave us alone.

00:52:53And by the way, the fee is not free.

00:52:55Why are you angry?

00:52:56First, it is a crime.

00:52:57Second, you lied to me.

00:52:58And third, you don't realize that you're becoming one of them.

00:53:00But it has worked.

00:53:02They are all watching TV peacefully.

00:53:04And Paloma has invited us to a communion.

00:53:06But there was no communion.

00:53:07They were sucking up to us so we would invite them to our wedding.

00:53:10Ah, so we finally got married.

00:53:11No, Roberto, no.

00:53:12It's just that we hadn't cancelled the date.

00:53:14We could get married.

00:53:16I'm excited.

00:53:17It's just that I'm not your girlfriend now, Roberto.

00:53:18I am your mother.

00:53:19And mothers don't marry their sons.

00:53:21Well, in some African tribes...

00:53:23Hey, no, no, no.

00:53:24I wouldn't pull that off.

00:53:25At least wait until the chapter is over so you can tell me.

00:53:27María Adelaida, we already have the results of the paternity test.

00:53:31The father of your child is...

00:53:33No, no, no, no.

00:53:37No, no, no.

00:53:39How did you even think of getting involved with Bea's girlfriend?

00:53:43Weren't you gay?

00:53:43I don't know, I don't know what happened to me.

00:53:45I've never been attracted to a woman.

00:53:47Well, you've chosen the worst moment.

00:53:48And I love it, Inés.

00:53:49Do you think they'll cut?

00:53:50No, these are the typical nonsense that is later fixed.

00:53:54You're the best, aren't you?

00:53:55I give you another chance and 24 hours later you're cheating on me in my own house while I'm inside.

00:54:00But you see that as normal.

00:54:02I'm sorry, Bea, really, but when you have a crush, you have a crush and you can't help it.

00:54:06Also, Yolanda is a very special aunt.

00:54:08And as special as having a penis.

00:54:10That's why it's perfect.

00:54:11He told me this before in the fitting rooms.

00:54:12Look, go, go, go, go.

00:54:14But we're still friends, aren't we?

00:54:16That we are still friends.

00:54:18Get out of here.

00:54:19A question that always...

00:54:21Are you still shaving? Because you used to have a thick beard.

00:54:23No, I don't shave anymore.

00:54:24Well, it seems I'm leaving now.

00:54:26What happened?

00:54:27That we have left it.

00:54:28Oh, what a shame, you two made such a lovely couple.

00:54:30How funny.

00:54:31Should I wait for you downstairs?

00:54:32Yes, I say goodbye to Mauri and I'm leaving now.

00:54:35Well, I was very excited to see you again.

00:54:38Me too.

00:54:39It has been...

00:54:40Well, that's what you said.

00:54:44Oh, hey, forget about the money. I don't think I'm going to have surgery for now.

00:54:48These things need to be thought about calmly.

00:54:49I think I'm a lesbian.

00:54:51Pedro, you can't be a lesbian because you're a man.

00:54:54No, but if you think about it, it all fits together.

00:54:57I wasn't a woman trapped in a man's body.

00:54:59I'm a lesbian trapped in a gay man's body.

00:55:01That's why, even though I'm gay, I'm a man who is attracted to women.

00:55:05So, are you straight?

00:55:07No, because I feel like a woman.

00:55:08But with a woman I don't stop being a man.

00:55:12I am a lesbian man.

00:55:13No, as long as you are clear about it...

00:55:15Well, thank you very much for everything.

00:55:18You have always understood me.

00:55:22Call me whenever you want, okay?

00:55:23Yes, I will. Bye.

00:55:25Bye bye.

00:55:25We are like matchmakers.

00:55:32Look where a couple came from.

00:55:33Who would have told him?

00:55:35What a life, huh?

00:55:37Inés tells me that all men are shit

00:55:39and ends up leaving with one.

00:55:42If you think about it, it's almost ironic.

00:55:44It has its point.

00:55:46But come on, if you don't think about it, it's better.

00:55:49Mauri, what a disaster.

00:55:50I thought strange things had happened to me in life,

00:55:52but how is it?

00:55:53Well, we can always sell the rights to the bar mode.

00:55:55How delicious is the juice?

00:56:03Do you like it?

00:56:04It is very healthy.

00:56:05Yes, it has vitamin C.

00:56:08This is enriched with calcium.

00:56:10It is energetic.

00:56:11Yeah.

00:56:12Have you tried soy?

00:56:13It has a slightly strange taste,

00:56:14but it's very good to go.

00:56:18How are you?

00:56:21Paco, no.

00:56:22Paco.

00:56:22Paco, I can't.

00:56:23What's happening?

00:56:24What do you mean you can't?

00:56:24Oh, because it's too soon, I'm not ready.

00:56:27Ah, I'm doing it wrong.

00:56:28Well, you design me.

00:56:28No, no, no, that's not it.

00:56:30Paco, I'm not in love with you yet.

00:56:33That?

00:56:33And sex without love no longer interests me.

00:56:34Hey?

00:56:35The old Alice would have done it right here with you,

00:56:37on the ground.

00:56:38Well no, call her, let her come, I will summon her.

00:56:40Besides, you probably don't want your first time to be like that.

00:56:42Yes, yes, yes, I want it to be like that.

00:56:44I'm going to interest you.

00:56:44No, Paco.

00:56:46Listen to me.

00:56:47Let's take some time.

00:56:50Okay.

00:56:51What do I return it to?

00:56:53No, longer.

00:56:54Little by little, you'll see how worth it it is.

00:56:58Come on.

00:57:00Well, what a beautiful relationship we are having.

00:57:02No, the satellite dish is finished,

00:57:13that there is no satellite for anyone here anymore.

00:57:15Hey, what happened in the end?

00:57:16Whose son was he?

00:57:17We have been left without knowing, to return the money to us.

00:57:20This is very cruel, this is not done.

00:57:22Dude, you've left us in tatters.

00:57:25Lucia, I've done everything possible to make sure we get along.

00:57:28I have done a lot of my part.

00:57:29Paloma, what you wanted was for us to invite you to the wedding.

00:57:31Also, but now I'm not speaking to you as president, but as a friend.

00:57:35You have to open up more to your people, which is us.

00:57:37Leave him alone, Paloma, really, we're not going to get married.

00:57:39But how come not?

00:57:40But look how bad the posh girl is, like Juana Patricia.

00:57:43For a wedding we have this year, he wants to take it away from us.

00:57:46Lucia, we are retired and we get very bored.

00:57:49Make her angry, for your mother or ours, for whoever you want.

00:57:53But you have such a nerve that you step on it.

00:57:56Oh.

00:57:58Okay, but now, what do we do?

00:58:00I have a kind of emptiness here inside.

00:58:03How can we remain in the dark about how this story ends?

00:58:06Do you know why these soap operas are so addictive?

00:58:08Because in real life there are people that bad in the world.

00:58:11Oh yeah?

00:58:13Look, another one who looks like he's been left half-done.

00:58:16But hey, will you leave me alone?

00:58:17There's no other topic of conversation in the building.

00:58:19Yes, the heartbroken one, but we haven't seen the end.

00:58:23So we're going to make fun of you, otherwise, let's see what we do this afternoon.

00:58:27Oh, did you miss it?

00:58:28Well, I have the last episode recorded from the internet, maybe you're interested.

00:58:32Oh yeah?

00:58:33Well, you're not renting it anymore.

00:58:34No, it is not for rent, only for sale.

00:58:37And it won't be cheap.

00:58:38Tom, pam, pam, pam, pam, pam, pam, pam, pam, pam, pam.

00:58:42Here, come in!

00:58:43Emilio, two out of three on a garbage bag free throw.

00:58:46Belén, your turn.

00:58:47Here, two out of three.

00:58:48A 75% success rate.

00:58:4966.6 period.

00:58:50Well, that's what I say, an insurmountable number.

00:58:52Belén, if you score one or none, you lose and the goal goes to Emilio.

00:58:55If you get all three, you win.

00:58:57And if you score two, you're tied again and I'll give up.

00:59:00It's okay, Mr. Juan, if you're nervous, you can't handle the pressure.

00:59:02Belén, calm down, you're playing too hard.

00:59:03Well, well, well, anyone can put one in.

00:59:08Now comes the hard part.

00:59:09Your wrist shrinks, the cube seems further and further away,

00:59:12the fear of failure runs through every nerve in your body.

00:59:17What was I going to tell you, Belén?

00:59:18If you want, I'll sleep with you.

00:59:19Remember those apocalyptic orgasms I had.

00:59:21Belén, by your father, the basket fails!

00:59:24Take, take, take, take, take!

00:59:26Take it, take it, take it!

00:59:27Belén stays in goal.

00:59:29I'm going there.

00:59:30Well, Mr. Juan, it has been a very nice day of sporting activities.

00:59:33But seriously, I'm the goalkeeper, right?

00:59:35And I'm sorry, you've been a very worthy competitor, but she beat you.

00:59:41Juan! Where are you?

00:59:43Yes, darling, I know, communion, yes.

00:59:45No, listen, do we have 300 euros in the community account?

00:59:48No, why?

00:59:49Come on in, we need to approve a levy for an urgent expense.

00:59:52Don't scare me, it's broken.

00:59:54And thank you very much, you just left me on the street.

00:59:56But if you were the one who left, I'm just defending my work.

00:59:59Well, don't worry, you've already done it, you've already sunk me.

01:00:01Emilio, don't give the nuances, you'll find something.

01:00:06Dad, pack up your things, we're leaving.

01:00:07You have lost.

01:00:08You're worthless.

01:00:10Look, I'm getting so disgusted with you...

01:00:12Come on, get some San Jacobos, otherwise they'll go bad.

01:00:19First and only point of the day.

01:00:21Approval of a 300 euro assessment.

01:00:24I emphasize, 300 to buy Paco the last episode of the television play La Despechada.

01:00:30And now explain to me what this is about, because I don't understand anything.

01:00:33Juan, you haven't seen the series, which is very good.

01:00:35But how are we going to pay a fee to watch an episode of Un Culebro?

01:00:37We've gone crazy.

01:00:39Spill, spill, spill.

01:00:42Okay, votes in favor.

01:00:44Approved by an overwhelming majority.

01:00:48Dude, you could give us a discount, right?

01:00:50300 euros.

01:00:51Okay, we'll pay you, but you're a virgin.

01:00:53Have you realized that with that money we can pay for five months of satellite service for the community?

01:00:57That's logical, they're not going to do it.

01:00:59Come on, let's go see him at my house.

01:01:00Come on.

01:01:01One moment, please.

01:01:03I came to say goodbye, but I was already gone forever.

01:01:05Again? Are you saying goodbye all day?

01:01:08No, if he ends up asking at the door, and if not, in time.

01:01:10Wait a minute, damn, I want to say something nice.

01:01:12Last time when I said goodbye, I was a little rude to all of you.

01:01:16And now that I've gone out and been to other communities, I've realized that you are a very special people.

01:01:22Here, at least, they don't ignore me and insult me like any other neighbor, and that's very nice.

01:01:26So I just wanted to tell you that I'm going to be very helpful to you,

01:01:30because during these seven years you have been like my true family.

01:01:34Bye bye.

01:01:36No, no, wait, Emilio.

01:01:38This is your place, you can't leave.

01:01:39This wouldn't be the same without you.

01:01:42And even though they haven't said anything to you, we've all missed you.

01:01:48Mr. Cuesta, I submit my resignation.

01:01:51Well, Belén, I'm not going to kiss you on the mouth because I'm engaged.

01:01:54Well, give me a hug.

01:01:56Oh!

01:02:02This is better than the spiteful one, and we paid another hundred euros.

01:02:05Do you see it?

01:02:06Since we are a family, and you don't want to invite us to your wedding.

01:02:09Come on, Paloma, but I'm not going to get married.

01:02:12Honey, we have to talk about this.

01:02:14Yes, of course, yes.

01:02:15We have to talk about that, right?

01:02:18Let's see, do you swear or promise?

01:02:20Both.

01:02:21Okay.

01:02:22We swear and promise never to call an ex, no matter how desperate we are, which we are.

01:02:27And as a sign of this oath promise,

01:02:29We proceed to burn our phone books in this purifying fire,

01:02:33that will erase our past.

01:02:35You first.

01:02:36No, no, no, you first.

01:02:36Okay, I'll throw yours and you throw mine.

01:02:39It's a shame for yours, it's beautiful, huh?

01:02:40Where did you buy it?

01:02:41Mauri, don't get distracted.

01:02:42To the fire.

01:02:43Yeah.

01:02:48Well, this is the beginning of a new life.

01:02:50From now on we only look to the future.

01:02:51Only to the future.

01:02:52Damn, a cloth, a magazine.

01:02:55Mauri, you have to be strong.

01:02:57You don't give a toast!

01:02:57That's not it!

01:02:58I had the secret card number written down there.

01:03:02The fire extinguisher.

01:03:03But how can you not memorize it?

01:03:04And why would I memorize it if I had it written down?

01:03:11Fuck this community.

01:03:12The day there is a fire...

01:03:13Get out!

01:03:14Leave it if it's already burned.

01:03:16It has already burned.

01:03:19Well, come on.

01:03:20Let's celebrate.

01:03:21I'm inviting you to dinner.

01:03:22Dani's was 647...

01:03:25Mauri!

01:03:25It doesn't matter, I have his email.

01:03:30Well, well.

01:03:31How much did you miss these meetings of the Council of Wise Men?

01:03:33This, this cannot be paid for with money.

01:03:35Paco, how are you and Alicia?

01:03:36Have you succeeded?

01:03:37It's been amazing.

01:03:39I'm not telling you anything because...

01:03:41I'm not going to lose my virginity.

01:03:42I am never unhappy.

01:03:43But you had it in your sights, man.

01:03:44No, now she says she's romantic.

01:03:46Let's go little by little.

01:03:47What could be more beautiful?

01:03:48And you don't know how I got out of that house.

01:03:50Don't be fooled, Paco.

01:03:51Women are no longer romantic.

01:03:52That has been lost.

01:03:53Now we are the romantics.

01:03:54Look at Lucia.

01:03:55He loves me and all.

01:03:56But he doesn't want to marry me.

01:03:57Why are you a bridge boyfriend?

01:03:58Are you waiting for someone better to come along?

01:04:00We had church scheduled for June 30th and we're going to have to cancel it.

01:04:02No, no, no.

01:04:03Don't cancel it.

01:04:03Pass it to me, I'm marrying Rocío.

01:04:05But you're still with that, man?

01:04:06Yes, damn it, we love each other.

01:04:07And yesterday the boy made me a drawing.

01:04:08Very ugly, horrible.

01:04:10But he made me a drawing.

01:04:11Well, nothing.

01:04:11The date for you.

01:04:12The environment is getting married to us.

01:04:13How strong.

01:04:14You flirt at the wedding, right?

01:04:15Calm down, Paquito, I'll tell Rocío to throw the bouquet to you.

01:04:17Hey, we have to organize a hell of a bachelor party.

01:04:20No, no, no.

01:04:21I don't want any trouble that you'll regret later.

01:04:23Well, nothing.

01:04:24I know a place with waitresses in thongs who give you shots without a glass.

01:04:27I won't tell you any more.

01:04:28Man, if it's a sociocultural thing, it's worth seeing.

01:04:31I see it well.

01:04:32I don't care how you see it because you're not coming.

01:04:34Because children don't go there.

01:04:35Let him tell Rocío.

01:04:36No, no, no.

01:04:37Tell whoever wants it.

01:04:37Let him, let him, let him come.

01:04:44He says that we have to pervert it.

01:04:46No, let him come with his father.

01:04:47Let him come with the father.

01:04:49What will you see when they take off your father's thong?

01:04:51Tell your father to put on a thong.

01:04:52It doesn't matter.

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