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La caldera del edificio sufre una avería que deja sin calefacción y sin agua caliente a todos los vecinos. Fernando tiene una cena con sus compañeros de trabajo y decide llevar a Mauri y confesarles a todos que es gay. Belén sigue su relación con Carlos y Emilio está cada vez más celoso. Paco está sin dinero y con la ayuda de Emilio idea un plan para sacarse unos euros: colocar cámaras en el piso de Belén y Alicia para grabar unas imágenes y colgarlas en internet.
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00:00:30José Miguel, let's have breakfast!
00:00:34This is the last time I'm telling you, okay?
00:00:35Let's see if it's true.
00:00:37Natalia!
00:00:38I'm here.
00:00:39Oh, you've had me stressed out since this morning.
00:00:42I don't know what you're going to do the day I'm gone.
00:00:43Mom, there isn't necessarily a direct relationship.
00:00:46between the volume of your voice and the attention we are going to pay to you.
00:00:48I'm going to take away your internet because you're talking weirder every day.
00:00:51And you, when are you going to shower?
00:00:52When dad comes out.
00:00:54Fuck!
00:00:56What is dad doing in the bathroom?
00:00:58I don't know, what does dad do?
00:00:59Juan, what are you doing in the bathroom?
00:01:01There is no hot water!
00:01:02I skip showering.
00:01:04No, you shower.
00:01:05With cold water, it's not even a problem.
00:01:07Hey, this is torture, huh?
00:01:09Oh, Juan, has the boiler broken down?
00:01:11I don't know, I'll go down and talk to Emilio now.
00:01:13Well, in my condition I can't be cold, right?
00:01:15In what state?
00:01:15What do you mean, in what state?
00:01:16I am pregnant?
00:01:17Damn, I had already forgotten.
00:01:19Oh, well, don't forget it, okay?
00:01:21You?
00:01:21Have you taken your vitamins?
00:01:22Yeah.
00:01:23And you?
00:01:24Have you taken the pill?
00:01:25Yeah.
00:01:25Well, come on, let's get dressed, we have to go to school.
00:01:27Okay, but take it easy, okay?
00:01:29Here, here, here, there is no one living.
00:01:32Not here, not here.
00:01:34Every day is like this.
00:01:36I couldn't imagine it when I came here.
00:01:39I was just looking for some peace.
00:01:41And the day came and a hurricane hit me.
00:01:43Here, here, here, there is no one living.
00:01:46Not here, not here.
00:01:48Here, here, here, there is no one living.
00:01:50Not here, not here.
00:01:52The house above me is collapsing.
00:01:55I can't find the goalkeeper.
00:01:56Latinos watch me and listen to me.
00:01:59I can't stand it.
00:02:00In this place.
00:02:02I have a cocktail shaker.
00:02:06Thunder, an earthquake and a volcano.
00:02:11And you will walk to this staircase.
00:02:15Here, here, here, there is no one living.
00:02:18Not here, not here.
00:02:20Here, here, here, there is no one living.
00:02:22Not here, not here.
00:02:24Here, here, here, there is no one living.
00:02:30Hey, why do they call this the recorder if it doesn't know anything?
00:02:33Will you stop drooling on my flute, I have an exam?
00:02:35Well, look, this pimp from this diner is here looking for Belén.
00:02:41Honey, I'm down now.
00:02:42Sorry?
00:02:44It's hands-free.
00:02:47Yes, I'm going down.
00:02:49Okay, I'll wait for you here.
00:02:49Yeah.
00:02:52Hello.
00:02:53Hi how are things?
00:02:55One would hit him with the mops and lift him up.
00:02:58That's not the way.
00:02:59You are afraid, maybe.
00:03:01Hey?
00:03:02Fear leads to anger.
00:03:03Anger leads to hate.
00:03:05Hate leads to suffering.
00:03:06And suffering leads to the dark side.
00:03:09What do you say, José Miguel?
00:03:10Galaxy War is macho.
00:03:11I told him to help.
00:03:12Yes, but help hadn't been taken away from the girlfriend.
00:03:14Look at him, winter is open to show off.
00:03:17You're not going to be cold, asshole.
00:03:19No, the seats in that car are heated.
00:03:21Yes of course.
00:03:22You saw that in Star Wars too.
00:03:25Hey, Belén.
00:03:26Can we talk for a moment?
00:03:27No, Emilio.
00:03:28Not now.
00:03:28What do you want?
00:03:29No, smarty, that's not it.
00:03:31Well, if that's it.
00:03:32What does this one have that I don't?
00:03:34I repeat it to you.
00:03:35He is handsome, attentive, intelligent.
00:03:37He has money and he has a future.
00:03:39All superficial things.
00:03:40Well, this one isn't going to make you look like me, huh?
00:03:41Well, that's what it's all about.
00:03:43Come on, a little please, Belén, we look like pimpernel.
00:03:46Emilio, you have to start accepting that we're not together.
00:03:50Ours was nice while it lasted.
00:03:52It wasn't pretty.
00:03:53Okay, it wasn't pretty.
00:03:55And it didn't last either.
00:03:56Okay, fine, Emilio.
00:03:57Forget what I told you.
00:03:58Look, Belén.
00:03:59My goatee fell off because of you.
00:04:01If my hair falls out too, I'll report you.
00:04:03Nativity scene.
00:04:04Any problems?
00:04:05No, no, yes, I'm here.
00:04:06No, one more thing, one more thing.
00:04:07What do you want?
00:04:08Who has the biggest one?
00:04:09Emilio, size doesn't matter.
00:04:14That's because I win.
00:04:16How are you, princess?
00:04:21How warm this seat is.
00:04:23Do you see it?
00:04:24Do you see it?
00:04:25Shut up, you've thrown yourself to the ground.
00:04:31Emilio, the heating isn't working.
00:04:32Because?
00:04:33Well, because it's very cold.
00:04:34And what does that have to do with anything?
00:04:35Man, because things break down when you need them most.
00:04:37For life.
00:04:38Dad, we're not going to make it.
00:04:39Today.
00:04:39Well, I've called the technician, but he can't come this morning.
00:04:42So take a look at the heating.
00:04:43Because without hot water we cannot live.
00:04:45Well, okay, I've taken a look at it.
00:04:46But come on, I'm like you are with your children when it comes to gadgets.
00:04:48I don't understand them.
00:04:49Dad.
00:04:50Go.
00:04:51Damn, now the boiler is going to break down.
00:04:52What a mess.
00:04:54Man, well, normal.
00:04:55For his age, he's put up with too much.
00:05:01Come on, honey, hurry up.
00:05:02That we arrived late.
00:05:03Oh, Lucia, why do we have to get up so early to see that church?
00:05:08Because it is not one church, it is 15.
00:05:10Let's see when the date is before.
00:05:11And you have to see them all, they don't have a phone.
00:05:13No, you have to speak personally with the parish priest.
00:05:15Look, I have the schedules here.
00:05:17Hey, what if we get married in Las Vegas, which is much easier,
00:05:20I dress up as Elvis and you as Madonna.
00:05:22Oh, what a good idea.
00:05:24I remind you that the one who wants to get married in church is you, okay, handsome?
00:05:26That I would go to Menorca and get married barefoot on the beach so comfortably.
00:05:30Sure, very comfortable.
00:05:31With my 87-year-old grandmother, wearing heels and a comb on the sand.
00:05:34Man, we don't have to dress like we do at conventional weddings either.
00:05:37Okay, I'm telling her to put on her thong.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:39Come on, since we're going to do it at the church, let's find a nice one.
00:05:43Damn, and I have to hand in the Christmas special the day after tomorrow.
00:05:46Well, I don't know, just keep drawing, I'll do it, anyway, I'm on vacation.
00:05:50No, no, no, no, we'll do it together.
00:05:51Okay.
00:05:52I don't think organizing a wedding is that complicated.
00:05:54It didn't take us long.
00:05:56Come on, let's go see churches.
00:05:57Come on.
00:05:58Hey, Roberto, yeah, it's going to be a lot of fun.
00:06:00But Paquito, what are you doing?
00:06:16Did you stay overnight in here?
00:06:17Come on, man, I had to choose.
00:06:18Or the rent of the house or the video store.
00:06:20I don't have a dime, man.
00:06:21This business of being an entrepreneur is shit.
00:06:23Look, I told you, Paquito, that cinema is not a business.
00:06:25I'm putting some booths here with a girl or something to help people.
00:06:27I have an idea to get out of the crisis, but you have to help me.
00:06:30But, Paquito, I'm stiff.
00:06:31I really would give you the... if I had it.
00:06:32No, no, no, the business is here, on the internet.
00:06:36Listen to this idea.
00:06:37I'm going to open a website, lasnenasdepaquito.com.
00:06:41Man, the title sells.
00:06:42No, but who are the girls?
00:06:43That's where you come in.
00:06:44I?
00:06:44Yeah.
00:06:44You install mini cameras in Belén and Alicia's house.
00:06:47We connect them to the computer and then people pay to watch them online.
00:06:51But, Paquito, how are we going to put cameras in a house to see people's intimate moments?
00:06:55That's very ugly.
00:06:55Why not? What's the point? There's even a TV show about it.
00:06:58Ah, well, if it's on TV, yes.
00:07:00Besides, aren't you interested in seeing what Belén does with that jerk Carlos?
00:07:03No, not me. Not me, why not? Because no, because...
00:07:07Do you have those cameras there?
00:07:08Come on, let's go up.
00:07:10Hello.
00:07:10Belén is not there.
00:07:11No, no, look, we've discovered a fault in the boiler's central hydraulic system.
00:07:15And the epicenter is on this floor, which is why there's no hot water. We have to fix it.
00:07:19Oh, well, come in, come in. I'm just finishing getting ready.
00:07:22No, no, no, but you can't stay. Look, we're going to tamper with the radiators.
00:07:26And harmful effluvia can escape from the system. It can be fatal.
00:07:30Ah, but radiators carry water, right?
00:07:32No, no, no. You can carry water or you can carry anything else.
00:07:35A broken radiator is like a surprise kit. You never know what you'll find inside.
00:07:38If you stay, it is at your own risk.
00:07:40Yeah.
00:07:40No, no, I'm leaving. I'm leaving.
00:07:43Yes, I have to go buy a videotape. My commercial is premiering today.
00:07:47Turkey sausages with cheese. Delicious.
00:07:50Ah, that's great. You're going to become famous.
00:07:52I hope so.
00:07:54Hey, if you're going to look at the radiators, why do you need the ladder?
00:07:58Man, just in case we don't make it.
00:07:59No, because we carry out exams at different levels.
00:08:03Sure, like English courses. But come on, you go easy, okay?
00:08:06We'll fix this in a moment. Don't worry.
00:08:08No, no, I'm not worried. The floor is made of shell.
00:08:10Okay.
00:08:11Come on.
00:08:13Jim!
00:08:15This is very good and we are going to make a fortune.
00:08:18Well, Michael Jackson, where do I put this?
00:08:20Look, one there, another there and two in the bedrooms.
00:08:24Well, take the ladder and you'll put it up.
00:08:27Fuck!
00:08:27Paloma, could you put one of those electric devices on to heat this up a bit?
00:08:32Yes, of course. And a glass of coña for everyone.
00:08:34It's just that it's cold here, damn.
00:08:36Attention, please. This is the president of the community.
00:08:40Welcome everyone. Let's start the neighborhood meeting.
00:08:43Turn off your cell phone and don't smoke.
00:08:45And I'm not saying that about raising my hand to speak anymore because nobody pays any attention to me.
00:08:48Okay. The reason for this meeting is to let you know that our boiler has broken down and we're without heat or hot water.
00:08:54Don't tell me.
00:08:56And he didn't come down to tell us that?
00:08:58Obviously not.
00:08:59The fact is that this boiler is more than 25 years old, and we were already recommended to replace it with a new one.
00:09:06Well, it changes and that's it.
00:09:08Let's let my husband talk if you don't mind, okay?
00:09:10According to my research, a new boiler can cost around 10,000 euros.
00:09:1410,000 euros?
00:09:15More than one and a half million.
00:09:16But what are you saying, a million and a half?
00:09:18Is that more than 300,000 per floor?
00:09:20Oh! We get more beatings than money.
00:09:22Go away, Mr. Cuesta! Go away!
00:09:25But what's my husband's fault that the boiler broke down, man?
00:09:28Let's see. Things age and break down.
00:09:32What do you have an example of?
00:09:33Marisa.
00:09:34Man, it was a joke, I'm also fine and don't take away my maintenance.
00:09:37But do we know what's happening to the boiler yet?
00:09:39Has anyone come to see her?
00:09:40The technician is coming tomorrow, but Emilio, upon initial visual inspection, has detected an anomaly in its operation.
00:09:47What was detected?
00:09:49A failure.
00:09:50So it doesn't work. He gives it to her and it doesn't work.
00:09:52The diagnosis is very technical, but now we are more at ease.
00:09:55But let's say we'll be in the boiler for as little time as possible, two or three days at the most.
00:09:59Therefore, I ask for your understanding and patience as I face this difficult time.
00:10:02Translated, everyone should be cold and have a period in their mouth.
00:10:06But how are we going to be showering with cold water for three days?
00:10:08Well, it's very good for the skin.
00:10:10At a good time.
00:10:11You should have done like us, having a 120-liter electric water heater installed to continue having hot water in case of a power outage.
00:10:18What are you saying? Shut up.
00:10:20So you have hot water in your house.
00:10:22Well, yes.
00:10:24No, no. What the hell are we going to have?
00:10:26Of course, with daddy's money you can buy a lot of things.
00:10:29Well, look, others live off their husbands.
00:10:31What did you say?
00:10:31What you heard.
00:10:32No, I haven't heard that.
00:10:33No, no, no.
00:10:34Tranquillity.
00:10:35That anger leads to hatred, hatred to the dark side and there is nothing to be seen.
00:10:38He came to my own house to insult me, Juan.
00:10:40No, but she has started.
00:10:41Well, that's enough, we can't be like this every day, okay?
00:10:43Let's see, to sum up.
00:10:45The technician is coming tomorrow, and in the meantime, to cope with this situation, we need to have resignation and strength of spirit.
00:10:51But you have to do like those who sell pirate locks, take out the blanket.
00:10:58But how could you tell the neighbors that we have hot water?
00:11:01Man, honey, if I go to a meeting it's to contribute ideas.
00:11:05Meetings are like the military.
00:11:06It is best to be quiet.
00:11:07No, yeah, but I didn't mean to rub it in people's faces either.
00:11:10Well, he's rubbed it in everyone's faces, as if we weren't already disgusted enough.
00:11:14Oh, my neurosis, who is overwhelmed by everything.
00:11:16Hi, do you mind if I take a shower here?
00:11:22Suspect someone.
00:11:24Ma'am, can't you shower at home?
00:11:26Don't fuck with me, man, with the cold water and my age, I could have a heart attack.
00:11:30Come on, man, it won't be that bad.
00:11:31Well, look, nothing, goodbye.
00:11:33It's up to you and your conscience.
00:11:34No, no, no, Marisa, Marisa.
00:11:36Come in, come in.
00:11:37Come on, woman, it's all right, but once is fine.
00:11:39And besides, I'm very small, yeah, I hardly use any water.
00:11:42Yes, but batteries are electric and that doesn't mean they throw out any light.
00:11:45Don't be stingy, she pays the bills.
00:11:47And what do you know?
00:11:48Information radio patio, 24 hours.
00:11:51By the way, I didn't bring a towel, look, I forgot it at home.
00:11:54Don't worry, I'll leave you one too, come on.
00:11:55And a little tennis ball?
00:11:57Okay.
00:12:00Fuck!
00:12:01Look, here are the towels.
00:12:03But what is this?
00:12:05Do you have an elevator to yourselves or what?
00:12:07No, it's a hydromassage shower.
00:12:09In one like this you have Disney in water, right?
00:12:11Look, and here you have all the functions.
00:12:14Sauna, massage, hydromassage, well, foot massage, lumbar massage, cervical massage, radio...
00:12:18Do you also have a radio?
00:12:19Yeah, let's see, what role do you want me to give you?
00:12:22Give me everything, see, even complete.
00:12:25Come on.
00:12:25With the sauna?
00:12:27Let's see if he's going to have a drop in blood pressure.
00:12:29Well, Marisa, we're out, huh?
00:12:30If you need anything, just let me know.
00:12:31Okay, okay.
00:12:32Hey, no lighter here, right?
00:12:35No.
00:12:36A little glitch!
00:12:42Fernando, let's see what you think of this for dinner.
00:12:45But you're already getting dressed.
00:12:46No, I'm trying.
00:12:48It's a very important moment in our relationship and we have to get it right.
00:12:52What do you think?
00:12:54But what are you dressed as?
00:12:56If you grow a mustache, you look like my grandfather.
00:12:57Am I getting gayer?
00:12:58No, no more gay, go ahead.
00:12:59Well, just like you, always, normal and ordinary.
00:13:01Ah, I'm normal and ordinary.
00:13:03So, I dress vulgarly.
00:13:04No, look, wear whatever you want, okay?
00:13:07Hey, help out a little, handsome, I'm nervous.
00:13:09Yeah, I'm nervous too, huh?
00:13:10I'm about to tell my coworkers that I'm gay.
00:13:13Then you're not going to back down, are you?
00:13:14I know you, we'll have dinner later.
00:13:16and you introduce me as your cousin from Medina Alcazo.
00:13:18No, no, I've already made a decision.
00:13:20This time I'm not going to back down.
00:13:21Have you taken valerian?
00:13:23Yeah.
00:13:23Well, have another one, I've already had three.
00:13:25Look, what worries me most are the shoes,
00:13:26because lawyers pay a lot of attention to shoes
00:13:29and I don't know which one to choose.
00:13:30And look, I have shoes, huh?
00:13:32I think this isn't working, Paco.
00:13:34There is a flaw here.
00:13:35Look, look, look, it works, it works, it works.
00:13:38Dude, we're going to get rich.
00:13:40But well, what you see is already on the Internet.
00:13:42Yes, yes.
00:13:42This can now be seen from anywhere in the world.
00:13:45Filipinos, Japanese and all.
00:13:46Yes, yes, yes.
00:13:46Come on, they're going to advertise me.
00:13:52I'm not inviting you to a premiere again.
00:13:53But they told you what time it was on.
00:13:55Look, Belén is here with this bastard.
00:13:57Turn up the volume.
00:13:59Oh, look at him!
00:13:59This, this, this.
00:14:00These friends showed up by surprise.
00:14:03Good thing I had fresh turkey.
00:14:05New fresh turkey sausages.
00:14:07Now, also with cheese.
00:14:09With 5% turkey.
00:14:12That's why it tastes like turkey.
00:14:14I can't live without them.
00:14:15How tasty!
00:14:17Eat the fresh turkey sausage!
00:14:22Well.
00:14:24What did you think?
00:14:26Man, huh...
00:14:28Hey...
00:14:29It makes you want to...
00:14:31From buying sausages.
00:14:33If it is...
00:14:34It's just, well, very subtle, isn't it?
00:14:36Very suggestive.
00:14:38TRUE?
00:14:39Wanted to...
00:14:40I wanted to convey.
00:14:41That it wasn't just another announcement.
00:14:42Let's not let it go unnoticed.
00:14:44No, yes.
00:14:44It does not go unnoticed.
00:14:45No.
00:14:50You didn't like it, did you?
00:14:51It's horrible.
00:14:53At least they'll have paid you well.
00:14:54What do you know about this business?
00:14:56This is how Marilyn Monroe began.
00:14:58Advertising sausages?
00:15:00No.
00:15:01Advertising.
00:15:02Well, if they do this, they commit suicide.
00:15:04But woman, don't get angry.
00:15:12Let him endure.
00:15:14He's laughed at me enough about Emilio.
00:15:17Man, that was something to laugh about.
00:15:20But come on, what were you doing with the goalkeeper?
00:15:21It's pathetic.
00:15:22Man, Emilio had some good things.
00:15:25Also, I was having a bad time.
00:15:27And so bad, to end with that...
00:15:29Look, I'll go up and blow it up.
00:15:30Man, stay still, you can't know anything.
00:15:31But how come not?
00:15:32Yes I can hear it.
00:15:33Emilio, please don't mix business with love.
00:15:35Look, let's put number two because Alicia Caminas is sure to be there.
00:15:37No, put one on so I can see the living room.
00:15:39No, the second one is not good for you.
00:15:40No way, damn it.
00:15:40Put one on so I can see what you're doing.
00:15:42Well, I want to see Alice.
00:15:43Look, Paquito, you're making me hysterical, huh?
00:15:44He's already tiquito.
00:15:45Emilio's situation has been something...
00:15:48Of course, being able to enjoy, he chooses to suffer.
00:15:51I still can't explain it.
00:15:52It's like I wasn't myself.
00:15:55It's like when you go to the sales.
00:15:57You don't need anything, but you always buy something.
00:16:00Because?
00:16:01It is not known.
00:16:04Well, but now you have me.
00:16:08He's going to kiss her, he's going to kiss her.
00:16:11But what does it do?
00:16:12Someone is coming.
00:16:14Hey, man, do you know that Alicia Belén appears on the Internet?
00:16:16They've put some cameras in the...
00:16:18Psss!
00:16:19Ah, so you went.
00:16:21What bastards!
00:16:22What are you doing browsing those pages?
00:16:23Ah, I...
00:16:24I was looking for Góngora's biography and this came up.
00:16:28So I'm into the sales, huh?
00:16:29Okay, okay.
00:16:30Marilio, please don't say anything, this is illegal.
00:16:33Well, I've already told my colleagues.
00:16:35That's fine, we have to do business.
00:16:37Mom, if we invite Uncle Javier, we have to invite Aunt Marta.
00:16:40We invited Aunt Marta, who will invite Uncle Joaquín.
00:16:42And you know that Uncle Joaquín and Uncle Javier don't get along.
00:16:44since Aunt Marta left Uncle Joaquín for Uncle Javier.
00:16:48Well no, there won't be security, Mom.
00:16:50It's a wedding, not a Bisbal concert.
00:16:52Lucia.
00:16:54Well, look, we'll have to choose, right?
00:16:56Either security guards or orchestra.
00:16:58Lucia, this lady has been in there for an hour and a half.
00:17:01Let's see if something happened to him.
00:17:02Okay, look, Mom, come on, we'll talk about it, okay?
00:17:04Come on, a little kiss, goodbye.
00:17:07Hey, honey, we need to make the guest list.
00:17:09But you didn't hear me, I'm calling him and he's not answering.
00:17:11Hey, I'll look into it.
00:17:15Damn, guys, I'm as good as new.
00:17:17This is much better than sex.
00:17:19It's relaxing, huh?
00:17:20If they had invented this 40 years earlier,
00:17:23I wouldn't marry Manolo for any reason.
00:17:26Well, now home.
00:17:27A glass of milk and time to watch TV.
00:17:29Wait a minute, I might buy one.
00:17:32Let's see, how much does it cost?
00:17:338,200 euros.
00:17:34Damn, girl, I'm serious.
00:17:37It's real, 8,200 euros.
00:17:40Damn, you can't be retired.
00:17:42It is in the whirlpools where discounts should be made,
00:17:45not on the bus.
00:17:47Come on, ma'am.
00:17:49Bye bye.
00:17:49Look, how happy she left.
00:17:52That's what worries me.
00:17:53Hey, it's like a car wash.
00:17:56They give you jets everywhere.
00:17:58Look at my skin.
00:17:59It's smoother, huh?
00:18:00It's that I've put myself in the sauna.
00:18:02Oh, it also has a sauna.
00:18:03Go on, and radio.
00:18:04I have fulfilled my sexual fantasy.
00:18:07Showering with Iñaki and Gabilondo.
00:18:09But how can a shower have a radio?
00:18:10Of course, if it gets wet, you'll get electrocuted.
00:18:12Vicenta, that's been studied.
00:18:15Keep in mind that it was just someone who invented it and it's not you.
00:18:17Well, I want to try that.
00:18:19Go on, yes.
00:18:19Let's go for the bathrobes.
00:18:21But don't you realize what the posh girl is doing?
00:18:24He's rubbing his luxuries in our faces.
00:18:26You are degrading yourselves.
00:18:27Well, I degrade myself, but with hot water.
00:18:30Paloma, you're jealous because he won't let you in.
00:18:33I don't even want to go in.
00:18:34Neither I nor anyone in my family.
00:18:36Here we prefer to shower at home.
00:18:38With cold water.
00:18:39Right, Juan?
00:18:40Correct.
00:18:43Hello, we came to take a shower.
00:18:46Marisa told us that the jets are wonderful.
00:18:49Let's see, let's see, let's see, this isn't a spa for the elderly.
00:18:51Son, my cervical spine is very bad.
00:18:54Hey, honey, I'm going, I'm meeting my mom.
00:18:57Concha and Vicenta, who come to take a shower.
00:18:59I am working.
00:19:00Well, if we've said yes to Marisa, can't we say no to them?
00:19:03Yes, I can, you'll see how I tell him.
00:19:04No, my love, no, poor things, it doesn't matter, it's just for a moment.
00:19:07Yes, wait a minute, who wants to eat brown?
00:19:10Forward.
00:19:11Thank you so much.
00:19:12We neighbors are here to help each other.
00:19:15Hey, is the dog going to take a shower too?
00:19:16No, I'll leave it to you, if you're very calm.
00:19:18I'll take the first one!
00:19:20Wait, wait, let me explain how it works.
00:19:22Hey, honey, I'm leaving, okay? I'll call you later.
00:19:24Ah, yes, goodbye.
00:19:25Meanwhile, I'll turn on the television.
00:19:27How do you turn it on?
00:19:28But, madam, that's the telephone.
00:19:30Parenting!
00:19:31I can't keep my churros separate, they don't cost me a penny!
00:19:34I told him to wait for me!
00:19:38Damn, lady, cover up, okay?
00:19:42Goodbye, princess.
00:19:45Anger leads to hate, hate leads to the dark side.
00:19:47And on the dark side he takes it and I blow it up.
00:19:49How are you, Emilio?
00:19:52Here, scrubbing, how pathetic I am.
00:19:56Well, see you then.
00:19:58Hey, be careful because this freshly scrubbed thing is going to make you slip and break your head on the railing, okay?
00:20:02Oh, no, no.
00:20:03That blows to the head are very bad.
00:20:05Thank you.
00:20:06See you later.
00:20:07Come on.
00:20:08Tomorrow I'll wax.
00:20:09Honey, did you leave me?
00:20:16No, it's me.
00:20:17So I'm like a discount, right?
00:20:18Goalkeeper section, discounted powders.
00:20:20Emilio, have you been spying on me?
00:20:23You are pathetic.
00:20:24Other.
00:20:25Look, Belén, I was going to give you a chance, but now you've ruined it.
00:20:28I leave you.
00:20:29But how are you going to leave me if I'm dating Carlos?
00:20:32No, no, no, don't come to me with excuses now, you're not going to soften me up anymore.
00:20:35We're done, get the idea now.
00:20:37Heavy.
00:20:39Did you see how he found out?
00:20:46Well, you calm down, okay?
00:20:47Smile.
00:20:48Damn, what a panorama.
00:20:49Are those the people you work with?
00:20:51Now I understand everything.
00:20:53Hey, who's your boss?
00:20:54It's the one next to the lady with the diamonds.
00:20:56The Virgin.
00:20:57No, hey, don't say it, Fernando.
00:20:58Don't say it, that won't be taken too badly.
00:21:00That's decided.
00:21:01No, I just have to find the time.
00:21:02You relax.
00:21:03No, let's go.
00:21:04But what's going on, Fernando?
00:21:06Agustín, look, I'd like you to meet a friend.
00:21:08Mauri.
00:21:09Delighted.
00:21:10Hello hello.
00:21:11This is my wife.
00:21:12Hi how are things?
00:21:13Delighted.
00:21:13Good night.
00:21:14Hello, well.
00:21:14Hello.
00:21:15Congratulations, huh?
00:21:15Thank you so much.
00:21:16And it's the third, isn't it?
00:21:17You know where I put my eye.
00:21:20And when is the due date?
00:21:22According to our calculations, after dessert.
00:21:25It's a pain.
00:21:26But sit down, you're going to be left without dinner.
00:21:28Yes, yes, let's go.
00:21:29Let's get out of here, please.
00:21:30Mauri, Mauri, let's sit down.
00:21:32Yeah.
00:21:33Oh, hello.
00:21:34Hello, we are here.
00:21:35Hi how are things?
00:21:36Hello, Fernando.
00:21:38Hello.
00:21:40Ada!
00:21:41Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:21:42What's happening?
00:21:43What's happening?
00:21:43Oh, oh, forgive me.
00:21:45No, forgive me.
00:21:46Oh, I was caught...
00:21:47Look.
00:21:48What nonsense.
00:21:48Do you have anyone?
00:21:49Yes I'm fine.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:21:51Yeah.
00:21:51Nothing has happened.
00:21:53I'll eat with my left hand.
00:21:54Yeah.
00:21:57We must have mounted the camera here,
00:21:58which is where everyone is showering.
00:22:00How wonderful!
00:22:01This is not showering.
00:22:03This is something else.
00:22:05Following.
00:22:06It's your turn, isn't it?
00:22:06No, no, no, but you come in.
00:22:07I'm going to wait until the movie is over.
00:22:09This is what this plasma TV looks like.
00:22:10It's my turn, it's my turn, it's my turn.
00:22:13Hey, the shampoo's shitting out, huh?
00:22:15Hey, man, don't waste it on me,
00:22:16which is anti-fall and costs a fortune.
00:22:18Besides, why do you put it on?
00:22:20Faith moves mountains, Roberto.
00:22:22Hello.
00:22:23Hello.
00:22:24Hello.
00:22:24How are you?
00:22:24How are you?
00:22:25Man, the founder of Chorro sin Fronteras.
00:22:28But hey, Paco, are you coming here to shower too?
00:22:30Yes, he's living in the Video Store.
00:22:31and there the only shower there is is the psychosis shower.
00:22:33Also, I've given you a bonus.
00:22:34Six films for 36 euros.
00:22:36But hey, what the hell, it's a normal price.
00:22:38I told myself a voucher, not a discount voucher.
00:22:40I'll have to eat.
00:22:43Hey, get your feet off the table.
00:22:46I can't tell you, okay?
00:22:48He is bad at demanding things.
00:22:50Hey, this already seems very strong to me.
00:22:52This is not a favor, this is freeloading.
00:22:54Yes, Roberto, yes, but what do we do?
00:22:56Should we kick them out?
00:22:56Well, fuck them and take a cold shower.
00:22:58Shut up, calm down, they'll fix the boiler tomorrow.
00:23:00Yes, we better.
00:23:01Well, look, Roberto, when I get rude to the neighbors,
00:23:03You get angry and when I try to do something for them, too.
00:23:05They've used up my shampoo.
00:23:07If you keep quiet.
00:23:10Wait, there's more coming.
00:23:13Hello.
00:23:13Hello.
00:23:14Is there a long queue?
00:23:15No, we want two.
00:23:16Ah, well, then I'll come in here to have a cigarette.
00:23:18Very good.
00:23:19Let's see.
00:23:20So...
00:23:20But here again, madam?
00:23:23If you have already showered this afternoon.
00:23:25But I am very clean.
00:23:27Do you want one?
00:23:27Well, Fernando, let's see, when are you going to change that car you have?
00:23:34In this company you have to project an image.
00:23:36Yes, it's actually a bit old, but I've grown so fond of it.
00:23:39Come on, man, with the cars we have these days, buy a decent one and stop messing around.
00:23:44I'm going to take advantage now, before dessert.
00:23:49No, wait, don't get up, Fernando, please.
00:23:52Just a moment, please.
00:23:53Yes, everyone pay attention for a moment.
00:23:57Our new partner has something to say.
00:24:01As?
00:24:02You've gotten ahead of yourself, Fernando, so I'm letting you know now.
00:24:06Starting in early January, our colleague Fernando Navarro will join the firm's board of directors as a full partner.
00:24:15Bravo.
00:24:16Bravo.
00:24:17Bravo, bravo.
00:24:18Sit down.
00:24:19Sit down.
00:24:20Sit down.
00:24:22Bravo, bravo.
00:24:23Thanks a lot.
00:24:27Come on, Fernando, what were you going to tell us?
00:24:30Nothing, he's just very happy.
00:24:31No, yes, first of all, I would like to thank you for the trust you have placed in me.
00:24:38Well, I promise I'll do my best to live up to the task.
00:24:43But I also want to give you some information that's personal to me, but that both my partner and I would like to share with...
00:24:53With all of you.
00:24:55Oh, oh, oh, and are you getting married?
00:24:57They've got you, man.
00:24:58No, no, no, that's not it.
00:24:59I can't get married at the moment.
00:25:00No, what I wanted to tell you is that...
00:25:03It's that I'm gay.
00:25:08And this person standing here next to me is my boyfriend.
00:25:12Thank you.
00:25:12Thank you.
00:25:12Thank you so much.
00:25:16Thank you!
00:25:46Are you in the bathtub yet?
00:25:48Yes! Hurry up, honey, I'm cold!
00:25:50Yes, I'm coming!
00:25:53Come on, bow your head.
00:25:55Hey, have you seen if he's okay...?
00:25:57Oh, damn it, dove! What are you doing? Are you trying to kill me?
00:26:00Well, how does the young man like water?
00:26:03If possible below its boiling point.
00:26:06Mom, take a look, they think we'll eat it tonight.
00:26:10Your father is a crybaby.
00:26:12Well, who's next?
00:26:14This.
00:26:21Lucia!
00:26:22Busy!
00:26:23Hey, hey! Don't jump in line, I'll come!
00:26:26But anyway, how did they get in?
00:26:29Lucia opened the door for us.
00:26:30Oh, he told us he was going shopping.
00:26:32If you want flavored yogurts, call her.
00:26:34Let's see when you change magazines.
00:26:36But it's a kitchen robot, you can do a lot of things with this, right?
00:26:39How does it work?
00:26:40Don't touch that, ma'am.
00:26:42Well, what are you doing with my dumbbells?
00:26:45Well, sweating a little before the shower.
00:26:47Let's see if I can get some pecs, there's a lot of competition.
00:26:49What do you think this is? A gym?
00:26:51Do you want to go to the bedroom and have Lucía give you a massage?
00:26:53Ah, what gives massage?
00:26:54No, it's an irony.
00:26:56Come on, man, everyone go home and shower.
00:26:58Roberto, a little bit of human charity, we don't have hot water.
00:27:01Also, Lucía has given us permission to shower and the house is hers.
00:27:05Hey, how much does this TV cost?
00:27:07Listen, ma'am, please, I told you not to touch that.
00:27:10Fuck...
00:27:12Good morning, neighbor.
00:27:14You see, the thing about cold water isn't my thing and I thought if we cared...
00:27:17No, man, how could we care?
00:27:19No...
00:27:20Of course, this is an unofficial visit.
00:27:22If anyone asks us, I haven't been here.
00:27:24Ah...
00:27:25All right, come in, come in.
00:27:26Man!
00:27:27Mr. Cuesta!
00:27:29Fuck...
00:27:30The last one, please.
00:27:31I.
00:27:33You're going to freak out, man.
00:27:34Welcome to the wonderful world of hydromassage.
00:27:40I feel good today.
00:27:44I feel good today.
00:27:46For once in my life, I feel good today.
00:27:53Don't talk to me, don't bother me, you don't understand, leave me alone.
00:28:03I feel good today.
00:28:10Damn, that's her.
00:28:12What's up, Josemi?
00:28:13Nothing, I brought some friends who want you to sign an autograph.
00:28:16An autograph?
00:28:19You are my first fans.
00:28:20Did you like my ad?
00:28:22Yes, they really like your work.
00:28:24Yes, my father too.
00:28:26Don't think that achieving fame is easy.
00:28:28What is your name?
00:28:29Jaime.
00:28:30My grandfather is also hooked.
00:28:31He says you have a shitty ass.
00:28:33Thank you so much.
00:28:34Thank you so much.
00:28:39Sorry, I have to leave you.
00:28:40He is my representative.
00:28:41It's going to start raining work.
00:28:43Well, see you later.
00:28:47And you guys, stop drooling.
00:28:48And Belén laughed at my announcement.
00:28:50Hello, Antonio.
00:28:51Here's your star.
00:28:52What are you up to?
00:28:53Ready for life?
00:28:54As?
00:28:55But, Alicia, how could you put cameras in your house to go online without telling me?
00:28:59But what are you saying?
00:29:00I haven't set up any cameras anymore.
00:29:01What do you mean no?
00:29:02Do you want to put down the remote control now?
00:29:03But where are you seeing me?
00:29:04Well, on my office computer, lasnenasdepaquito.com.
00:29:06Lasnenasdepaquito.com?
00:29:07Just so you know, Alicia, 20% of what you earn is mine, as your contract says.
00:29:11Pussy!
00:29:12Come on, come on, come on, run.
00:29:13Look, I told you that camera was very visible.
00:29:15That is, lasnenasdepaquito.com.
00:29:17That is, lasnenasdepaquito.com.
00:29:19Hey...
00:29:20He...
00:29:21He...
00:29:22He...
00:29:23He...
00:29:24He...
00:29:25He...
00:29:26He...
00:29:27He...
00:29:28He...
00:29:29He...
00:29:30He...
00:29:31He...
00:29:32He...
00:29:33He...
00:29:34Well, yes, you see.
00:29:35But all this has an explanation, right?
00:29:36Paquito Casera de las Nenas will explain everything to you.
00:29:39Forward.
00:29:40It is a sociological study of the customs of the modern, single Western woman.
00:29:45But have you gone crazy?
00:29:47I will not have been seen naked.
00:29:48No, no, no, calm down.
00:29:50Only when you've taken off your clothes.
00:29:52Please don't report us.
00:29:53I swear we'll take off the cameras right now.
00:29:55Don't even think about it.
00:29:56I want 50% of the business.
00:30:00Hey...
00:30:01No, no, no, you see.
00:30:02It's that you have to do it equally.
00:30:03Look, 30% for me, 30% for Paco, and the other 30% for you.
00:30:07And the missing 10%?
00:30:08Ah, there are 10 missing.
00:30:10Well, for me too, because of the labor.
00:30:14Made.
00:30:15Thank you so much.
00:30:17It is the perfect showcase.
00:30:20I'm going to take advantage of this opportunity to show off all my talent.
00:30:22I'm sure some film producer will take notice of my performance.
00:30:25Hey, so play basic instinct, Emanuel.
00:30:28Something you sell.
00:30:29Or improvise whatever you want.
00:30:31Come on, from yourself.
00:30:38Children, we have heard that the neighbors upstairs have a shower with hydromassage,
00:30:42sauna, radio...
00:30:43In short, a marvel.
00:30:44Juan.
00:30:45A completely useless and unnecessary marvel that some of our neighbors are using.
00:30:50And don't let me find out that you guys are going up there to use it, okay?
00:30:52Ah, no, no, no, no.
00:30:53You don't get on there.
00:30:55But what do you care?
00:30:56Yes, Roberto is my colleague.
00:30:57He's not going to care.
00:30:58But I do care.
00:30:59And I am your mother.
00:31:00But getting on bad terms with the one above doesn't get you anywhere.
00:31:03It must be because you and Lucía get along so well.
00:31:05The posh girl is winning over the neighbors with that shower, huh?
00:31:08Man, he's doing good to them.
00:31:09No, it's a strategy.
00:31:11I'm sure she wants to be president again.
00:31:13We need to buy a much better hot tub than yours.
00:31:16But you know what that costs.
00:31:18And what does it matter?
00:31:19Doesn't Armando work at a bank?
00:31:20Well, give us some credit.
00:31:21No, yes, applying for a loan is very easy.
00:31:23But then you have to pay for it.
00:31:24Well, private lessons in the afternoons, Juan.
00:31:26We can't waste your talent.
00:31:28The thing is...
00:31:29More children in the afternoon?
00:31:30If we had the boutique,
00:31:32now we would be in an ice cream parlor with whirlpool in all four bathrooms.
00:31:36And here we go with the boutique.
00:31:37Well, I'll talk to Armando.
00:31:39Let's see what he tells me about credit.
00:31:40Of course, darling.
00:31:41Give me a little kiss.
00:31:43Hey...
00:31:45Isn't that the gel I buy?
00:31:47Well, I don't know.
00:31:48I think it's the one I've always used, right?
00:31:49You didn't go up to the third floor to take a shower, did you?
00:31:51No, no, dove.
00:31:52I never ever...
00:31:53Juan!
00:31:54It's just that I don't like cold water very much.
00:31:55Oh!
00:31:56Juan!
00:31:57Juan, I'm pregnant!
00:31:58And you're going up to the posh girl's house to take a shower, huh?
00:32:01I'm going to my room to cry.
00:32:02You hurt me, Juan.
00:32:03You have hurt me a lot.
00:32:05My husband doesn't understand me.
00:32:06My children don't understand me.
00:32:07This posh girl wants to be my life.
00:32:09What a mess!
00:32:11Let's see if the boiler man comes soon.
00:32:13I'm alone!
00:32:15Hello.
00:32:16Good afternoon, huh?
00:32:17How are things at work?
00:32:18How did your first gay day go?
00:32:19Well, the truth is, very well.
00:32:20They have all been lovely to me.
00:32:21See how easy it is?
00:32:22And the weight you've lifted off your shoulders?
00:32:23Ah, there was a letter here.
00:32:24A letter from the lungs.
00:32:25Chiba, in fact, I think José María hit on me in the bathroom, huh?
00:32:26José María?
00:32:27Go?
00:32:28But wasn't that the one who was married?
00:32:29Well, you see.
00:32:30It's very clear.
00:32:31You'll see, you'll see.
00:32:32They're all going to come out of the closet en masse.
00:32:33It's going to be like some kind of gay explosion.
00:32:34And this is just the beginning, huh?
00:32:35In less than a year you'll be running the company, you'll see.
00:32:36That...
00:32:37What's happening?
00:32:38That I've been fired.
00:32:39As?
00:32:40Yeah.
00:32:41That I've been fired.
00:32:42As?
00:32:43Yeah.
00:32:44That I've been fired.
00:32:45They thank me for the services provided and accept my contract.
00:32:48Well, they do it like this, by letter, yes.
00:32:49But how?
00:32:50Have you been fired?
00:32:51Because?
00:32:52What do you think?
00:32:53That you were kicked out for being gay.
00:32:54No.
00:32:55I got fired for saying it.
00:32:56You see how right I was?
00:32:57But this is not a problem.
00:32:58What's happening?
00:32:59What's happening?
00:33:00What's happening?
00:33:01What's happening?
00:33:02What's happening?
00:33:03What's happening?
00:33:04What's happening?
00:33:05What's happening?
00:33:06What's happening?
00:33:07What's happening?
00:33:08What's happening?
00:33:09What's happening?
00:33:10What's happening?
00:33:11Well, Fernando, this can't be.
00:33:12Yes, yes.
00:33:13That coming out of the closet is very nice.
00:33:14That we are all very modern here.
00:33:16But the reality is different.
00:33:17That people are not prepared.
00:33:19But that is discrimination.
00:33:20Sue them.
00:33:21File a lawsuit against them and they'll be killed.
00:33:22And how am I going to prove that I was kicked out for being gay?
00:33:24No.
00:33:25They extend my contract, they pay me compensation, and that's it.
00:33:28Then they will invent any excuse to justify it.
00:33:30But what sons of bitches.
00:33:32Yeah.
00:33:33Yes, but hey, it was a very good idea, huh?
00:33:34Coming out of the closet to become unemployed.
00:33:36I feel terrible, Fernando.
00:33:38But how could I have imagined that you were going to be fired from your job?
00:33:40No, don't worry.
00:33:41It wasn't your fault.
00:33:42Well, it was your fault.
00:33:43But don't worry.
00:33:45But you won't sit idly by.
00:33:47You'll have to do something, won't you?
00:33:48Look, you know what I'm going to do?
00:33:49I'm going for a walk.
00:33:50It's just that I need some fresh air.
00:33:52Fernando, I'm sorry.
00:33:53Fernando, I'm sorry, really, I'm sorry.
00:33:54They're going to find out.
00:33:55They don't know what they've done.
00:33:59Ingrid, I'm Mauri.
00:34:00Yeah, hey, I need you to do me a favor.
00:34:01Could you publish a juicy, juicy article on sexual discrimination for me tomorrow?
00:34:06Yes, I know it's very late, but I'm asking you as a personal favor.
00:34:10OK.
00:34:11Thank you.
00:34:12I'll send it to you in half an hour.
00:34:13Go for them.
00:34:14Let's go for them.
00:34:15But hey, you're not in a hurry.
00:34:16On paper it says 24 hour service.
00:34:17Yes, 24 hours.
00:34:18The time it took us to come.
00:34:19Sir, advertising costs as much as parables.
00:34:20They should not be taken literally.
00:34:21They should not be taken literally.
00:34:22Can you post a juicy, juicy, juicy article for me tomorrow?
00:34:25on sexual discrimination?
00:34:26Yes, I know it's very late, but I'm asking you as a personal favor.
00:34:28OK.
00:34:29Thank you.
00:34:30I'll send it to you in half an hour.
00:34:31Go for them.
00:34:32Let's go for them.
00:34:34But hey, you're not in a hurry.
00:34:35On paper it says 24 hour service.
00:34:38Yes, 24 hours.
00:34:39The time it took us to come.
00:34:41Sir, advertising costs as much as parables.
00:34:45Well, let's see what's wrong with this boiler.
00:34:47Man, that's a clear case of failure to me, huh?
00:34:49There's something wrong there.
00:34:50Emilio, let this man work.
00:34:51Well.
00:34:56Arranged.
00:34:57That's it.
00:34:58What was wrong with him?
00:34:59Nothing, the power must have gone out.
00:35:00and you have to press the reset button to unlock it.
00:35:02It is a safety mechanism.
00:35:04But the boiler is fine, right?
00:35:06In these cases, reading the instructions helps a lot, doesn't it?
00:35:09And I'm showering with cold water and my wife is hugging me with boiling pots?
00:35:12And what do I know, Mr. Juan?
00:35:14No.
00:35:15Sign here, we're done.
00:35:17100 euros of labor.
00:35:18What if this hasn't given you a button?
00:35:20I don't get paid to push a button, but to know which button to push.
00:35:24Thank you so much.
00:35:25Good afternoon.
00:35:26You'll have noticed where he gives it, at least.
00:35:30Neighbors, I have great news for you.
00:35:32The boiler is working again.
00:35:34In record time and for a modest price of 100 euros.
00:35:37Without VAT, because we have not issued an invoice.
00:35:39Very well, Juan.
00:35:40Now you can enjoy heating and hot water again.
00:35:43Don't thank me all at once.
00:35:46I wanted to take a sauna before going out.
00:35:48For once when there was nothing to fix, he goes and hurries.
00:35:51What a president.
00:35:53This man does everything wrong.
00:35:54But don't you see that he does it to annoy us?
00:35:56Well, this is what I was missing.
00:35:58That is, they scold me for solving the problem.
00:36:00Never mind, Juan.
00:36:01Never mind, Juan.
00:36:02Never mind.
00:36:03From now on, everyone should shower at home.
00:36:04And a point in the mouth, eh?
00:36:05And whoever wants jets, can sign up for a pool.
00:36:08You are retired and you get a discount.
00:36:11Let's go, Juan.
00:36:12Let's go.
00:36:13Well, nothing.
00:36:14The good times are over.
00:36:15No way.
00:36:16I can't live without jets.
00:36:18Me neither.
00:36:20The girls from paquito.com are looking out the window, man.
00:36:23In less than two days they have 30,000 visits.
00:36:2530,000 views, but oh well.
00:36:27But these two are going to become more famous than Pamela Anderson's solutions.
00:36:30Hey, I want to go up so my mom can see me.
00:36:32But does your mother have internet?
00:36:33Come on, damn it.
00:36:34It is true that he does not have one.
00:36:35Well, let's see what these are doing.
00:36:37Click, click.
00:36:40Alicia, I'm going to the burger.
00:36:42Fuck.
00:36:43What's up? Do you have a casting call to fill out the telecoupon?
00:36:46No.
00:36:47I'm going to stay home.
00:36:49Because?
00:36:50Don't you think you've put on your war paint?
00:36:52You're always laughing at me.
00:36:56I can't take it anymore.
00:36:58You humiliate me.
00:36:59You mock my dreams, my hopes.
00:37:02And it hurts.
00:37:04Oh, you're driving me crazy.
00:37:06Crazy!
00:37:07What's wrong with you? Are you okay?
00:37:11I don't care.
00:37:12I'm going to tell you something, Belén.
00:37:14You don't value the roommate you have.
00:37:16A talented girl, who has studied drama for a year,
00:37:20who speaks English and doesn't mind getting naked if the role deserves it.
00:37:28But what does it do?
00:37:29And now Nicole Kidman is playing us.
00:37:31What a pity!
00:37:36This girl is not okay.
00:37:40Honey, do you have your guest list yet?
00:37:42Yes, take it.
00:37:44Are these the only ones?
00:37:45How only these?
00:37:46How many people do you want me to invite?
00:37:48Well, look at mine.
00:37:53Fuck.
00:37:54But what is this? The electoral roll?
00:37:56No, it's a first list.
00:37:57Come on, we have to make a selection from here.
00:37:59And I don't want there to be more than 300.
00:38:01Oh ok.
00:38:02Then I feel more at ease.
00:38:04A little intimate thing.
00:38:05A little intimate thing.
00:38:06Clear.
00:38:07Well, and also, now that we know how many people we are going to invite,
00:38:09we have to find a place to celebrate.
00:38:11But what's going on? Doesn't that come with the church?
00:38:13Well no, Roberto.
00:38:16Honey, but don't get depressed, I'll do it myself.
00:38:18Okay?
00:38:20Hello.
00:38:21We came for the evening shower.
00:38:23It's that we have a lot of stress.
00:38:25Wait a minute, but you already have hot water.
00:38:27Oh yeah?
00:38:28They hadn't told us anything.
00:38:30This president doesn't inform us.
00:38:33Already.
00:38:34Well, but since we already have our evening dresses on,
00:38:36We can come to your party, right?
00:38:37Yes of course.
00:38:38Come on, this is pure freeloading.
00:38:40Well yes.
00:38:41Why should we deceive ourselves?
00:38:43But we are neighbors, aren't we?
00:38:45You can't just take away the whirlpool from us all at once,
00:38:48because it gives us withdrawal syndrome.
00:38:50Well, come on, each of you go home and spend the night.
00:38:53My bathroom is depressing me now.
00:38:55But what do you want?
00:38:56Come here and shower every night?
00:38:58Man, if you get some bonds at a good price, well, look.
00:39:01Good night.
00:39:05What youth!
00:39:06They want it all for themselves.
00:39:08Isn't this a democracy?
00:39:10Well, we are all equal.
00:39:11And I want to live like these two.
00:39:13So what are we going to do? Buy a hot tub?
00:39:15Either that, or we blow up the boiler.
00:39:17No, no, it's not necessary.
00:39:19If these guys are up and down all day with the wedding thing.
00:39:23Tomorrow when they leave, we'll take the keys from Emilio.
00:39:27and we went upstairs to take a shower.
00:39:29And how are we going to get in without your permission?
00:39:31You have been told with the key.
00:39:33If you don't listen, Vicenta, you don't listen.
00:39:42I just ran into the synchronized swimming team from the '52 Olympics.
00:39:45But what are you doing here? We weren't supposed to meet up, were we?
00:39:48Well, yeah, but that's how I am.
00:39:50And your boy is here to take you to dinner.
00:39:53I can't. I have to go to the burger. Marcela has gotten sick.
00:39:56And Bethlehem...
00:39:58Look, you have a job that doesn't match your talent or your boyfriend.
00:40:02Okay. Do you want to tell me what I do? Because I've tried everything.
00:40:05There are more copies of my resume out there than there are copies of the yellow pages.
00:40:08I don't know. Come work with me.
00:40:12As?
00:40:14My company is looking for a public relations professional and an attractive, outgoing girl with people skills.
00:40:22Hey, Carlos, I'm not in favor of mixing love and work.
00:40:26But in this particular case, I think they are very good.
00:40:29Good. So let's celebrate.
00:40:31Yeah.
00:40:33But first...
00:40:35A small welcome gift to the company.
00:40:40Oops!
00:40:41What did he buy? Can't you see it? This camera is crap.
00:40:43It's a ring, man.
00:40:44Well, she's messed up, because Belén isn't into such cheesy things.
00:40:47Thanks my love.
00:40:51Take me to the burger, I have to resign.
00:40:53Come on.
00:40:54No! Wait.
00:40:55Yeah.
00:40:56He called her, my love! He called her, my love!
00:41:01Yeah, stay still, it's not the computer's fault.
00:41:03Come on, pay that already. What an idea to put a camera in there.
00:41:05It's crystal clear. Belén is with Carlos because he takes care of her.
00:41:08Hey, I used to take care of her too.
00:41:09Oh yeah? Have you given Belén any gifts?
00:41:11Not me. What are the magicians for?
00:41:12Have you taken him somewhere for dinner?
00:41:13Hey?
00:41:14Did you take her or pick her up from work?
00:41:16But he was scared of the scooter. Besides, I was saving up to buy a second helmet.
00:41:19You see? With women, you have to be attentive.
00:41:21And what detail has she had with me, apart from cheating on me?
00:41:24You've lost it by not working hard, man.
00:41:26I thought my physique was enough.
00:41:28Well, physical appearance isn't everything, Emilio.
00:41:32And less so in your case.
00:41:34I'm going to talk to her.
00:41:35Where are you going? Emilio, you're sinking us!
00:41:42Belén, we need to talk. You're making a mistake.
00:41:43Again?
00:41:44Look, you're getting a little annoying now, aren't you?
00:41:46Look, the dark side saved you. Otherwise, I would have kicked your butt.
00:41:49Are you going to break my mouth?
00:41:50Emilio, don't worry, Carlos is a black belt in Aikido.
00:41:53You should know that Belén told me that I have a bigger one.
00:41:55That?
00:41:56No, no, I didn't say anything like that.
00:41:57The capital has sold you out, huh? Of course, since they give you rings and jobs.
00:42:00And how do you know all that?
00:42:02Look, leave it, it's not worth it.
00:42:04But you can't know.
00:42:06Belén, think about it. Love can't be bought or sold. That's why it's not in supermarkets.
00:42:10But what are you saying?
00:42:11And what do I know?
00:42:12Come on.
00:42:14Belén, I'm not telling Emilio your secrets.
00:42:17Well, he's finding out things about my life that only you could know. About the ring, about him being pathetic, about the sales, everything.
00:42:24But how am I going to tell him if I haven't seen him?
00:42:26Of course, you're sending him messages on your cell phone.
00:42:28But do you really think I'm that twisted?
00:42:30Alicia, you've tried to ruin my relationship with Carlos from the beginning.
00:42:34Oh, as if that were necessary.
00:42:36What do you mean?
00:42:37That he's using you. That he likes Lucía. That there's no future in this.
00:42:42Look who he went to talk to. If your relationships last less than a peace plan in Palestine.
00:42:47Oh, and besides, since you started dating him you've been so arrogant.
00:42:50Well, since the young lady isn't happy and I'm not happy either, it's best if you find somewhere else.
00:42:56And why do I have to go?
00:42:58Well, because I'm the one who pays the rent, maybe.
00:43:00Oh, and that's reason enough, right?
00:43:02I'm freaking out over you.
00:43:04Look, tomorrow I want you to find another place.
00:43:06You're a real friend. Snitch!
00:43:12But why do you tell Belén things you saw on the cameras?
00:43:15Yes, I told him, he's going to ruin the business.
00:43:17It was one of those alienations, but come on, I'm done with it.
00:43:20If Belén didn't get me out of bed before, I can't get her out of my head now.
00:43:23No, no. If you want to get her back, I can help you.
00:43:25Okay, I'll hook up with you and we'll make him jealous.
00:43:27No, I'm not going to help you that much.
00:43:29But we can use the cameras to make Belén realize that Carlos is using her.
00:43:33Sounds good.
00:43:35Fernando, look what I have. Come.
00:43:37No, no, of course I get angry. No, that's not the way it is.
00:43:40No, tell Agustín that I'm going to talk to him tomorrow.
00:43:43No, yes, yes, I laugh, but it's not funny.
00:43:45Come on, this morning.
00:43:47Look what they published about me.
00:43:49Ori, I'm not fired.
00:43:51As?
00:43:52Yes, it was the assholes from the office who played a joke on me.
00:43:55Hey?
00:43:56I'll keep this one for you. I swear I'll give it back to you.
00:43:58What did you want to teach me?
00:43:59No, he hasn't given an article, but come on, compared to the great news you gave me.
00:44:04No, but let me see it.
00:44:05No, no, no. It's inspired. No, no, no, no.
00:44:08Oh, from the office.
00:44:09No, leave it. Let's go celebrate, okay?
00:44:11Right now, my phone, which might be important.
00:44:13No, it's probably another joke. Look, they've hung up. Let's go, okay?
00:44:16I'm going to throw away the newspaper and we're leaving.
00:44:22Yes, yes, it's me.
00:44:25That...
00:44:26That I'm fired.
00:44:28No, sorry, but you're late, huh?
00:44:31No, I've already been told it was a joke, right?
00:44:33That...
00:44:36Sorry.
00:44:39No, but, but, in which newspaper?
00:44:42Yeah.
00:44:43Mauricio Hidalgo.
00:44:45No, but it has to be a mistake.
00:44:47No, no, but listen, Don Ramón, I swear...
00:44:49Listen?
00:44:54Let me see that newspaper.
00:44:56Okay.
00:44:57Give me that newspaper.
00:44:59Okay, okay.
00:45:03Take.
00:45:06No, no, the page.
00:45:07No.
00:45:08Mauricio, give it to me.
00:45:14May I know what this is?
00:45:17The law is not gay.
00:45:18It is an opinion column.
00:45:20But, but, but, but, do you realize what a mess you've made at my company?
00:45:27But, but if you call them everything.
00:45:29No, no, don't exaggerate.
00:45:30It's not that bad.
00:45:31It is a basically descriptive article.
00:45:33It has no pejorative intention.
00:45:35That rancid law firm, a nest of homophobes and retrograde Nazis straight out of Atapuerca.
00:45:42Well, I've allowed myself some poetic license.
00:45:45It's also how it would be, it's that you put a tone to it...
00:45:48And who gives you permission to lead a gay crusade in my name?
00:45:50I didn't name you, I just put your two initials.
00:45:53But what are you up to?
00:45:54About Gandhi and gays?
00:45:55Well, I write a letter of rectification and that's it.
00:45:57You better write it, because you've been sued.
00:46:00They've sued me? Why?
00:46:01For defamation, but, but how could you possibly mess with a law firm?
00:46:05Well, you'll defend me.
00:46:06But how am I going to defend you if I work there?
00:46:09Well, I worked, I worked, because I got fired.
00:46:13You see? They finally fired you. They're a bunch of homophobes.
00:46:17I'm going to the gym, or I'm going to fuck off, I'll see.
00:46:23Emilio?
00:46:34Yeah.
00:46:35Go on, go to the yard and get me one of the girl's shirts that fell off the clothesline.
00:46:38Let's see if we can get the clothespins right.
00:46:40If I kept everything that falls in six months there would be a boutique.
00:46:43No, I'm going to open the boutique myself.
00:46:44Bring me the shirt the girl wants to wear when she goes out.
00:46:47The girl is not in danger.
00:46:48That?
00:46:49No, nothing, I'm going to the patio.
00:46:51These are...
00:46:52Oh, how disgusting, my God.
00:47:04Doña Paloma, there's nothing here.
00:47:06He has looked closely.
00:47:07But you can't look bad here.
00:47:08If this is two square meters.
00:47:09Oh, well, sorry, I must have been mistaken.
00:47:10Bye bye.
00:47:11First we stop by the publishing house and then we go see the church.
00:47:12But if this hour goes by.
00:47:13He has to cut his hair because he has a christening at one o'clock.
00:47:14Well, let him make some space for us and we'll get married right there.
00:47:15Hello good morning.
00:47:16That?
00:47:17Preparing for the wedding?
00:47:18Well yes.
00:47:19We didn't make it, huh.
00:47:20We didn't make it, huh.
00:47:21Well, goodbye, I'm getting in.
00:47:22Enjoy it.
00:47:23That it is a very beautiful moment.
00:47:24We didn't make it, huh.
00:47:25Bye bye.
00:47:26First we stop by the publishing house and then we go see the church.
00:47:27But if this hour goes by.
00:47:28He has to cut his hair because he has a christening at one o'clock.
00:47:29Well, let him make some space for us and we'll get married right there.
00:47:31Hello good morning.
00:47:32That?
00:47:33Preparing for the wedding?
00:47:34Well yes.
00:47:35Why don't you come down to my house one day?
00:47:36And I'll show you photos of mine so you can get ideas.
00:47:39Thank you very much, huh.
00:47:40We'll let you know.
00:47:41And let your hair grow, woman.
00:47:43To make a bun, some curls, some waves.
00:47:46She's going to be prettier.
00:47:47We didn't make it, huh.
00:47:48Well, goodbye.
00:47:49I'm getting in.
00:47:50Enjoy it.
00:47:51That it is a very beautiful moment.
00:47:54That's it.
00:47:55What's wrong with you today?
00:47:56Well, I don't know.
00:47:57He will have given a set of dishes to the bank.
00:47:58Augustine.
00:47:59You have to tell him, Ramón, that the dismissal was a joke of yours.
00:48:01That Mauri took it the wrong way.
00:48:02Well, I would tell him.
00:48:03But I'm getting into trouble.
00:48:04Already.
00:48:05And what am I involved in?
00:48:06Yes, but work comes.
00:48:07I have children.
00:48:08What the fuck, kids?
00:48:09Large family.
00:48:10And you don't have one.
00:48:11And Sabo, you're not going to make any great progress.
00:48:12Good.
00:48:13Well, you're going to force me to go to the office with the letter you sent me.
00:48:16And I remind you that you have forged the boss's signature.
00:48:18What are you doing?
00:48:19Keep my job.
00:48:20I'll put it back together right now.
00:48:22Give me, give me, give me.
00:48:23Give me the cards.
00:48:24Hey!
00:48:25Without frugas I have no use, eh.
00:48:26We were lawyers, do we know what we're talking about?
00:48:29But Agustín, I thought we were friends.
00:48:31And we are.
00:48:33Yeah.
00:48:34Look, we can keep playing paddle tennis.
00:48:36And are you invited to my baptism?
00:48:38Also, don't worry.
00:48:40You have talent.
00:48:41You'll see how you find something.
00:48:46Damn, this is so bad.
00:48:53What happened?
00:48:54What did I tell you?
00:48:55Well, basically he's not going to confess.
00:48:57And he swallowed the letter, huh?
00:48:59What do you mean he swallowed the letter?
00:49:00Yeah.
00:49:01He ate it.
00:49:02Fernando, this habit of yours of never putting anything out for snacks...
00:49:05Five years of work in a company gone to waste.
00:49:08I'm going to talk to what he's doing right now.
00:49:10I'm going to tell you everything that happened.
00:49:11Mauri!
00:49:12Mauri!
00:49:13Don't do anything else for me, please.
00:49:14You stay quiet, okay?
00:49:15Oh!
00:49:16What's happening?
00:49:46Vicenta! Vicenta! Vicenta!
00:49:58Oh! What are you doing?
00:50:00Are you deaf that I'm calling you?
00:50:02I was just minding my own business. What do you want?
00:50:05The ones on the third floor have left. I saw them from the balcony.
00:50:08Have they already left?
00:50:10Everyone, put on your bathrobes, there's not much time left.
00:50:13In five minutes, on the third floor landing.
00:50:17Here, my love, is some apple.
00:50:19Here, here.
00:50:20Who is it?
00:50:22Please, Fernando. I'm Ramón.
00:50:24Your boss, your boss, your boss is here.
00:50:26What have you done?
00:50:27I swear I didn't do anything. I didn't talk to anyone.
00:50:29Come on, let's see.
00:50:30You breathe, let me talk.
00:50:31No, no, no, no. I'm talking.
00:50:32So, I just breathe.
00:50:34Yes, open.
00:50:35Yeah.
00:50:38Hello.
00:50:38Hello, Fernando. Can we talk for a moment?
00:50:41Yes, I'm going to take a moment.
00:50:42No, no, no. You stay. Come in, please, sit down.
00:50:45Would you like something to snack on?
00:50:46Uh, no, no. Thanks.
00:50:48Hey, Fernando, I have some good news for you.
00:50:52A colleague of yours has clarified the issue of your dismissal for me.
00:50:55From the first or the second?
00:50:56From the first one. The grace of the little letter.
00:50:59Who told you? Agustín, right?
00:51:01No, it was José María. He stood up for you.
00:51:05Come on, he's gay too.
00:51:07What do you mean he's gay too?
00:51:08Fernando, do you flirt in the bathroom?
00:51:10No. No, no, no. Yes, yes, it doesn't matter.
00:51:14Fernando, you are a great lawyer and a good worker for the company.
00:51:18Therefore, as soon as your friend publishes a correction in his newspaper,
00:51:23We are willing to readmit you immediately
00:51:25and to overlook your sexual inclinations.
00:51:30Thank you very much. And the thing about returning Nazis was a no-brainer, right?
00:51:33No, but, but, wait a minute. What does it mean to ignore my sexual inclinations?
00:51:38Man, it's obvious that at the firm we prefer partners to be normal people,
00:51:43but it is not essential either.
00:51:46That is, gays are not normal people.
00:51:48No, but it doesn't matter and, besides, it doesn't show.
00:51:54Come on, I want to see you at the office tomorrow.
00:51:56It will be there, no problem.
00:51:57No, sorry, but I just decided I'm not going back there. No.
00:52:03And you know what the best part is?
00:52:04That Mauri's article was right, so if you would be so kind,
00:52:08We are the ones who don't want to have abnormal people in our house.
00:52:11So, come on, door.
00:52:12Whatever you want.
00:52:13But you're missing a great opportunity.
00:52:15The one who might be missing out is you.
00:52:21Awesome!
00:52:22I'm really feeling good, huh?
00:52:23Hey, unemployed, but with two balls, eh?
00:52:26Two balls, come on.
00:52:33Alicia, what's going on up there?
00:52:35The chick is still in the nest.
00:52:36Change.
00:52:36I'm ready, but they haven't left the bedroom yet.
00:52:39And don't say change, you're on the phone, man.
00:52:41I'll be right back, my love.
00:52:44Wait, it doesn't hang up.
00:52:46Look at her, how happy she gets up in the morning.
00:52:49Ah, you're still there.
00:52:51I'm going to buy oranges for breakfast.
00:52:53Hey, you've never made me natural orange juice.
00:52:56And you've never done to me what Carlos does to me either.
00:53:01Attention, it's going down.
00:53:03Is the show starting?
00:53:03Okay, over and out.
00:53:05And here we go.
00:53:06It's coming down, Paquito.
00:53:06But, Emilio, don't you realize that if we show the cameras to Belén, our business will be over?
00:53:10You have to see how you are, huh?
00:53:11A friend who is suffering with a broken heart and you are only thinking about money.
00:53:14Hey, I'm lonely too, huh?
00:53:15That my only company is the tobacco machine at the video store.
00:53:17That many times I take out a pack of cigarettes just so someone will talk to me.
00:53:20Look, there it is.
00:53:24Nativity scene.
00:53:26Look, Emilio, this can't go on like this.
00:53:28We need to talk.
00:53:28No, no, no, no.
00:53:29Come on, I'll show you that the only thing blue about your prince is his credit card, okay?
00:53:32But what are you saying?
00:53:34Pull, walk, pass.
00:53:35Sick.
00:53:37Come in and sit over there.
00:53:39Look.
00:53:40Carlos, do you have a moment?
00:53:42I want to talk to you.
00:53:43What is this?
00:53:44Yeah.
00:53:44Paco has placed cameras in your house to conduct a sociological study of that.
00:53:49But no one will have seen this.
00:53:51No, no, no, no.
00:53:52Just Emilio and me.
00:53:53Well, there are another 40,000 of us online, but come on, they're Japanese, Filipinos, and people from around there.
00:53:57But are you sick or what?
00:53:59I mean, there have been people out there who have seen me as God brought me into the world.
00:54:02But don't worry, I'm sure everyone was looking at Alice.
00:54:05Clear!
00:54:06That's why you knew everything and she didn't stop clowning around the house.
00:54:10But you shut up and see what this guy wants from you.
00:54:12Paquito, give me audio, I can't hear anything.
00:54:14No, no, no, not there.
00:54:15You'd better sit here.
00:54:16That this is my good side.
00:54:18Okay, okay.
00:54:19Hey, look, I've been friends with Belén for many years and I think what you're doing to her is really bad.
00:54:28You understand me, right?
00:54:30No.
00:54:32If you like Lucía, go for Lucía, but don't take advantage of a poor girl who is infatuated with you,
00:54:37who has had many traumas with men and is very insecure.
00:54:40Because of course, she is not as physically attractive as others of us may be.
00:54:44What are you up to?
00:54:45We miss things, let it finish and then we'll talk about it.
00:54:48Look, between us, I've always liked Lucía.
00:54:54And I admit that Belén made it her mission to get me involved with her and make them happen for Lucía.
00:54:59There you have it very clear.
00:55:01Your Honor, there are no further questions.
00:55:03So you don't have feelings for Belén?
00:55:05No, no, sorry.
00:55:07I mean, from the first moment I met Belén, I knew she was a very special person and that I was going to fall in love with her.
00:55:13She is tender, simple, affectionate.
00:55:15She has everything I need in a woman.
00:55:18So I don't even remember Lucia.
00:55:21Oh, and Belén is physically spectacular.
00:55:25No, the camera saw you, he's just improvising to get out of trouble.
00:55:28Maybe it's a virus or something that changes the image a little.
00:55:31Well, I'm going because I'm in a hurry.
00:55:33Ah.
00:55:34And if you haven't gone up to remove the cameras within half an hour, I'll report you both and you'll end up in jail.
00:55:42I almost win.
00:55:44At least for free.
00:55:46It's obvious that he's lying, that you're not tender, or affectionate, or anything.
00:55:49Look, Emilio, I understand you.
00:55:50Really.
00:55:52I know it's really bad when you get dumped.
00:55:54I know this because it's what had always happened to me.
00:55:56No, and now too, huh?
00:55:57I have left you.
00:55:59Okay, you left me.
00:56:01But we can come back whenever we want.
00:56:02No, Emilio, we're not going back.
00:56:07If our thing wasn't going anywhere.
00:56:09Besides, it's better to have me as a friend than as a girlfriend.
00:56:12But why?
00:56:13Because...
00:56:14Because it's better.
00:56:17Okay?
00:56:18Okay.
00:56:21Friends.
00:56:23Friend.
00:56:23Hey, we're throwing the last one.
00:56:26Emilio.
00:56:27Well, friends, friend.
00:56:33Well, we agreed that I'll shower first, then my sister, and then you, since you're the one who takes the longest.
00:56:39You'll see how I run out of hot water.
00:56:41Don't worry, cold water is very good for circulation.
00:56:44Wow, man.
00:56:45Are all three of you going to shower?
00:56:46But you too.
00:56:48Don't say anything, I'm going to take advantage of the fact that my wife is going for a walk.
00:56:51What a president, what a scoundrel.
00:56:54Hey, you're doing the same thing.
00:56:59Hey, someone's taking a shower here, huh?
00:57:01But you didn't tell me they were gone.
00:57:03I saw them leave.
00:57:04Of course, how does it take you so long to change?
00:57:06Let's go, let's go, let's go right now.
00:57:08We're not leaving, we're not leaving because they're coming.
00:57:12So who's in there taking a shower?
00:57:14And now what do we do?
00:57:15Evasive action, evasive action.
00:57:16But what are you saying?
00:57:17Let them hide, damn it!
00:57:27Honey, I told you the priest had to go and he's gone.
00:57:30Well, I had to hand in the drawings.
00:57:32But why do you insist on coming with me if you have to work?
00:57:35I call my sister and that's it, and we both go together.
00:57:37Okay, but I want to collaborate.
00:57:39I don't want you to think that you're studying me...
00:57:41It just can't be.
00:57:43What's happening?
00:57:44But, weren't you going to see churches?
00:57:50But hey, this is science fiction.
00:57:54Can you tell me how you got into my house?
00:57:56Everyone in your house is taking a shower.
00:57:57What's happening?
00:57:58Do you have a grudge against me or something?
00:57:59And on top of that it gets edgy.
00:58:02That is, it sneaks into our house.
00:58:03He gets in the shower, puts on my bathrobe.
00:58:06And on top of that, the aunt gets rude.
00:58:07You can't have that in there, can you?
00:58:09That's for a gym.
00:58:11We're going to make a joint to remove it.
00:58:12But, Palomato, are you out of your mind or what's wrong with you?
00:58:14Get out of my house right now or I'll throw you out.
00:58:17You and how many more?
00:58:17I have one for you...
00:58:18Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:58:20Please, let's stay calm.
00:58:22But what is this guy doing here and...
00:58:23Come on, we're all neighbors.
00:58:25Hey, while you're arguing, can we take the shower?
00:58:28No.
00:58:29But let's see, how many people are sneaking into our house?
00:58:32Juan, but how did you come up with the idea of going back up?
00:58:34You've hurt me again.
00:58:35Do you want to listen to me?
00:58:36Who gave us the key, Emilio?
00:58:38Well, whoever has it, please return it to me immediately.
00:58:40Thank you.
00:58:43Well, as president of the community, I have to have a copy of everything.
00:58:46Any more?
00:58:47Yes, I have one at home just in case, but I'll upload it to you right away.
00:58:51It's just that we are very absent-minded.
00:58:52Oh yeah? You don't say that.
00:58:54Who came up with the idea of making copies of my house keys?
00:58:57Woman, so as not to disturb, as we are coming and going all the time.
00:59:01Damn, you guys live really well and you get used to good things quickly.
00:59:05Well, I'm sorry, but you've got me fed up.
00:59:07So I'm going to report you all.
00:59:08Come on, Lucia, it's almost Christmas.
00:59:11So you hang the complaint on the tree.
00:59:18Well, that's it.
00:59:19Well, then you can't make copies of this type of key, right?
00:59:23To make a copy of that type of key, you have to give a secret number to the central office so they can then...
00:59:28Well, no, no, don't say anything else out loud to me and write it all down on paper.
00:59:32Roberto, I swear I didn't give your key to anyone, it was stolen from the lockbox.
00:59:36Well, lock the box, damn it.
00:59:37But there is no budget for another lock.
00:59:39Look, I don't want you to lose confidence in me.
00:59:42And now that the Christmas bonus is coming, I need even less of another helmet for the motorcycle.
00:59:46Come on, what is this?
00:59:47Is your invitation for the wedding?
00:59:48This and me?
00:59:49No, these are Unicef Christmas cards, Emilio.
00:59:51Don't you buy them?
00:59:52What for me?
00:59:53Because in addition to congratulating people, you can help more than 80 million girls around the world.
00:59:57Ah, well I'm going to buy them.
00:59:58At the bank, at the tobacconist's.
00:59:59Okay, okay, but you're inviting me to your wedding, right?
01:00:01Forgive me, but I have come to inform you that this door that you have installed is totally unacceptable,
01:00:08without prior consultation with the community and which radically breaks the aesthetics of the staircase.
01:00:12Well, I'm leaving, I'm neutral, like the Swiss.
01:00:14I remind you that any modification to the common elements of the building must be notified 15 days in advance.
01:00:19to submit to a verdict at an extraordinary meeting.
01:00:22Of course, I can always turn a blind eye if you withdraw the complaint you filed with investigating court number 5.
01:00:27Have you seen what they look like, Emilio?
01:00:32It looks solid, it's a good door.
01:00:35These people buy very good things.
01:00:37If there is level, there is level, Mr. Juan.
01:00:39I don't know that they're all very similar, where they got it from.
01:00:42Look at that door.
01:00:44And pretty.
01:00:46Well, now all you need to do is come out to the neighbors.
01:00:49Mauri, after everything that's happened, I think I still deserve a break.
01:00:52Man, I say this because since you've already got into the swing of things, well...
01:00:54Take care of what happened at work.
01:00:55Imagine what could happen if I told this to these people.
01:00:58Sir, wait a minute, don't get all worked up, you've just had bad luck, okay?
01:01:01So, you came out of the closet, tripped, and fell on your face.
01:01:04But it doesn't always have to be that way.
01:01:05Well, I'll see when I say it, okay?
01:01:07Right now I have enough to do with finding a job.
01:01:11Hey, but you have one for my Christmas present, right?
01:01:14I've already bought your gift.
01:01:19Oh, it is?
01:01:20I'm not telling you.
01:01:22It's not there.
01:01:25Give me a hint, what is it?
01:01:26No.
01:01:26No, give me a hint, come on, it's big.
01:01:28No, I'm not going to tell you anything, am I?
01:01:30I don't care, I think against him.
01:01:32I told you it's not there.
01:01:34Just in case I hadn't looked closely.
01:01:37You've already given me the night with the gift, huh?
01:01:39Oh, I won't be able to sleep.
01:01:41Oh, me neither.
01:01:51Vicenta, Vicenta, come, I have a surprise for you.
01:01:55What's happening?
01:01:56Look, look.
01:01:59I bought a better hydromassage shower than Lucia's.
01:02:03They are going to install it for us.
01:02:04But you're crazy.
01:02:06Don't worry, if not, we'll have to start shutting down for six months.
01:02:09But where are we going to get the money from?
01:02:11Well, we'll see in six months.
01:02:14Don't worry, we old ladies don't go to jail.
01:02:16I'm not old.
01:02:18Also, have they taught you how to use it?
01:02:20Now a gentleman comes to explain it to us.
01:02:23Ladies, congratulations on your purchase of the top multifunction hydromassage sauna cabin.
01:02:28Below I will explain its basic operation.
01:02:30It's very simple.
01:02:32If you want brical massage, press the function key followed by the key.
01:02:34Located in the upper left corner of the control panel.
01:02:36If you prefer infodrainage, press the function key followed by the key.
01:02:37Located in the upper right corner of the control panel.
01:02:39If you prefer to set a pre-ignition of the function,
01:02:41press the timer key for five seconds.
01:02:43Located in the lower left corner of the control panel.
01:02:44If you want a Scottish shower, press the mode button once.
01:02:46If you prefer a small shower, press the mode button twice.
01:02:48In both cases the mode key is located in the lower right corner of the control panel.
01:02:50Shower bulb.
01:02:51Three positions.
01:02:51A form of rain.
01:02:52Two forms of massage.
01:02:52Three forms of nebulization.
01:02:53In addition, this massage cabin has a temperature regulator,
01:02:56flow regulator and thermostatic mixer.
01:02:57The rest of the keyboard is made up of buttons.
01:02:59Sauna, shower, bath, steam, air, call, air, warm, alarm, radio, timer, clock, on, stop.
01:03:03If you need help on how to use any of these buttons,
01:03:05Press the help key located on the reverse rear corner of the control panel.
01:03:08Any questions?
01:03:09Glad to hear it.
01:03:13A warning.
01:03:14Do not use the sauna.
01:03:17If they suffer from one heart disease, two epilepsy, three contagious diseases, four internal inflammations
01:03:20or five are carriers of a pacemaker.
01:03:25Enjoy it.
01:03:27Good afternoon.
01:03:28You too.
01:03:33What if we return it?
01:03:35Me as long as the radio works?
01:03:37Let's all play Secret Santa together.
01:03:42It cost me two thousand three hundred euros.
01:03:44This is a detail.
01:03:45And very practical.
01:03:46Because gays read a lot.
01:03:48What don't you like?
01:03:48Well, I'll give them the ticket and let them change it.
01:03:50White gold with set diamonds.
01:03:53Tonight I'm giving it to Lucia.
01:03:55Notify the neighbors.
01:03:56Tell them we're going to open the presents.
01:03:58How beautiful!
01:04:00But how could you give me a cane?
01:04:03Don't complain.
01:04:04They gave me a ticket for a lottery ticket.
01:04:06Man, an ashtray.
01:04:07No, no, no, no.
01:04:08It is a unique piece.
01:04:09It is a work of art.
01:04:10A game of Parcheesi!
01:04:12A hot water bottle.
01:04:13Oh, Juan, this isn't costume jewelry, is it?
01:04:15This is good, my goodness.
01:04:17That this is good.
01:04:18I stand stiff and on top of that I give the ring to your mother.
01:04:21What are you going to do?
01:04:21Because you'll have to get it back.
01:04:22Mmm, it's mine.
01:04:26It's my treasure.
01:04:28He came to me.
01:04:29And long live.
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