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00:00Today in Humor Amarillo, apart from the usual brutal blows
00:03and the classic shots in the face,
00:06we will see super cool images
00:08from a new channel that starts today, Humor Amarillo Televisión.
00:12Yes, since there are a lot of new channels coming out,
00:15We thought we would want to have one too.
00:18And ours is not like the others, no.
00:19He is undoubtedly the geekiest of all.
00:22We have superhero series, cooking shows, news programs
00:25and even karate movies.
00:27And you can see all of that today on Humor Amarillo Television,
00:30apart from our star program, Humor Amarillo.
00:33Minita Kess and Mario are celebrating the birth of the new channel.
00:36with this rain of little pieces of paper.
00:39How beautiful! And how sad too,
00:41because we could have set off some fireworks or something.
00:44But the celebration doesn't end here, no,
00:46because a luxury guest has come to the premiere of this new channel,
00:49a Japanese sheikh!
00:51And that's a special guest?
00:52Man, it's luxurious because he lives in a lot of luxury.
00:55And let's go with the Piltrafillas!
00:57Little rascals! A new TV channel has started!
01:01It's a shame you won't see much of him because you're about to die.
01:04But come on, say hello to the new channel!
01:07General Tani notices one who has not greeted.
01:11And he hasn't done it because he didn't understand very well.
01:12of what a new channel means.
01:15Let's explain it to him.
01:16It's almost better not, judging by the look on his face it would take him a long time to understand.
01:20Yes, this man grew up his whole life with two channels, the Spanish one and UHF.
01:25And now with so many digital channels on cable and the internet, it's not clear.
01:28That's all very well, but what are you doing here?
01:31Well, since it's not clear with so much new TV,
01:33He wrote a letter to participate in Mira Quien Baila,
01:36and sent it to us.
01:37And you must think that Tani is his dance partner.
01:40Not only that, he's even brought his two children along to watch him dance the cha-cha-cha.
01:44And this contestant has also confused the program and the time,
01:49because I wanted to go to Tocata.
01:50Yes, I wanted to participate in the famous Breakdance duel.
01:53Well, if you want a break, we'll give you a break here.
01:56This is an untranslatable joke, because break means to break in English.
02:01So translated it was, if you want to break, we'll break you here.
02:04Okay, okay, okay. You limit yourself to jokes in Spanish.
02:07Oh, look, a muscle mask! How cool!
02:10And this girl got very excited when Tani approached her to talk to her.
02:14And Tani, to calm her down, says, "Relax, girl!"
02:18And now, without further ado, I only have one thing left to say.
02:22Let's get to it!
02:27Hello, what's up? Well, here I am, next to the buns.
02:30Today, while I was dreaming, I came up with a super good idea for this test.
02:33You won't believe it, but it's going to give it a lot of life.
02:36It's just that in my dreams I come up with many good ideas.
02:39This green bracelet, for example, came to me in a dream.
02:42Look, here's the idea. I take the bun, examine it, and then...
02:46And now with another one.
02:48Cool, huh?
02:51And the poor contestants arrive ready to eat the buns that Pepe has sucked.
02:56That's disgusting, man! I think it's fine to give these people a hard time.
02:59But this is too much.
03:01But hey, out of sight, out of mind, mouth doesn't know it's eating a drooled bun.
03:05Many viewers have asked us what the point of this test is.
03:09Well for boys it's this, a girl eating a bun.
03:13And for the girls, the fun is in these images.
03:17I'm sure many of us were happy with the answer.
03:19But hey, it's the best we could come up with.
03:22Did you know that since this test was conducted, sales of buns have multiplied?
03:25I'm not surprised. It's just that you're watching the test and you feel like eating a delicious bun like this,
03:30with cream inside if possible. It makes your mouth water.
03:34And at that moment you remember that Pepe has been sucking on the buns and it hits you hard.
03:39This contestant thought he was going to drown if he didn't wear a life jacket.
03:42The bun can be caught by jumping, on knees is also a possibility,
03:47on horseback, a classic.
03:49This man is sticking to the script and chasing the bun.
03:52And now we have the final batch of contestants fighting for the last buns.
03:58Pay attention, because what you are about to see next is the saddest thing ever born.
04:06And now we have to notice that General Tani doesn't know whether to invite the end of the test or to give them the stick.
04:11This is the typical person desperate to get something into his mouth.
04:15We also have four guys fighting over the bun,
04:18like vultures they fight over a girl in a disco.
04:22How's it going? How's it going? How's it going, kid?
04:27Don't bother me!
04:29Yeah, anyway, what are you doing for?
04:30And this one didn't understand the test or he was very hungry.
04:34And now we're going to watch other yellow comedy and television programs.
04:37We start with musicals.
04:38I love Laura, but I'll wait until marriage.
04:43I love Laura, but I'll wait until marriage.
04:47I'm not going to pick that flower.
04:49I'm not a gardener!
04:51Hello! We're here to uncover all the secrets of yellow humor.
04:54Look, this is Manolito, the director of the program.
04:57How's it going, Manolito? How's it going?
04:59What is it like to run this show?
05:00Cool!
05:01Hey, is what they give you to eat here good?
05:05Oh, how good, a little broth!
05:07With what I like.
05:08Bring it here, bring it.
05:09Hold the mic a little longer, Manolito.
05:12Hmm!
05:14Hmm!
05:15Excellent!
05:16Juanito Calvici is angry because he wanted to host a beauty show and we didn't let him.
05:24Paco Peluca is furious because there is no money for him to break more chains.
05:29And the contestants are delighted to participate in the Chinotaur's labyrinth.
05:33For this is the happiest moment of his life.
05:36You will see the labyrinth first-hand.
05:39You've already seen Paco's back, which, hey, is always a good image to remember.
05:42Then he sees doors opening and closing.
05:45And a floor that urgently needs washing.
05:48And finally, you see firsthand the toxic water that surrounds the labyrinth.
05:53Mario remembers that he wanted to put crocodiles in that pit, but they didn't let him.
05:57And in its place they put leeches.
06:00And here comes a Nicky Mouse fan.
06:02He's such a fan that he's even worn a mouse tail in tribute to his idol.
06:06Well, the little mouse has entered, knowingly, into a deadly mousetrap.
06:10And indeed, guided by the smell of cheese, she was fooled and fell into the water.
06:15Oh, how the leech bites, Joe!
06:18And pay attention, because this contestant keeps a secret weapon in his pockets.
06:22But is that a book?
06:23Yes, it's a travel guide for the Chinotaur's Labyrinth.
06:26So you don't miss anything.
06:28Well, it is a good guide, because it has taken her directly to our main tourist attraction,
06:32the swamp of leeches.
06:34And here comes the man who wanted to compete in Mira Quien Baila,
06:37and with the TV mess he got confused.
06:39The first thing he does is look for his dance partner.
06:41But when Paco yells at him, he thinks, man, I have to dance with the ugliest one again.
06:46And to avoid it, he throws away the water, although it seems that the leeches don't hurt him, that they give him pleasure.
06:51Did you enjoy it?
06:51Yeah.
06:52But a lot?
06:53Well, quite a lot.
06:54Come on, explain that happy face you have, because you just lost, man.
06:59You're not from Icantiburro, are you?
07:01And here comes Bragamán, the superhero who wears underwear.
07:04And he has just given us a sample of his powers.
07:06He doesn't have any.
07:07And pay attention, because Bragamán is going to face the evil Paco and Juanito in a spectacular fight.
07:13Well, as expected, Bragamán didn't last even one round.
07:17That's because Paco and Juanito must carry kryptonite and it has nullified their powers.
07:21But kryptonite affects him too.
07:23This affects everything in general.
07:25It's just that he's that lazy.
07:27And that is Bragamán's greeting.
07:29This girl received an exquisite education in a convent school.
07:33His manners are impeccable.
07:35He always behaves with perfect correctness.
07:37It's a shame Paco and Juanito don't have those manners and want to smash his head against the door frame.
07:43But she doesn't care, because her parents spent a fortune on her education and she took advantage of it.
07:48So when Paco and Juanito finish their work, the girl politely shakes their hands and says goodbye to them in a polite manner.
07:55She is a lady in every sense of the word, from S to A.
07:59Let's talk to her, man!
08:01Hello, Mommy! Did you see how well the nuns taught me?
08:04Let people take note of this woman.
08:06A true example for today's youth to follow.
08:08By the way, he came with his little son, who is a bit of a mushroom, he's there quietly, he doesn't say anything.
08:12But hey, he's also very well-mannered.
08:14And now as a reward you can say something on camera.
08:16Come on!
08:17Enjoy the food!
08:20And now the child, come on, say something to the child.
08:21Although he is a bit of a mushroom, he can also talk.
08:24What do you mean, kid?
08:26You don't want to say anything?
08:28Come on, I'll help you.
08:29Goodbye, goodbye!
08:31This girl is one of those who cheat.
08:35Look, she plays dumb, pretending she doesn't even know how to open the door.
08:39She plays coward, making us believe that she is afraid of Paco and Juanito.
08:44But at some point, his disguise is removed and the truth comes to light.
08:48It's a hell of a list that has passed the test without breaking a sweat!
08:52He has deceived us like Kaisers or Sein, usual suspects.
08:55This kid is a specialist in action movie scenes.
08:59He has participated in such spectacular films as Die Hard 4 and Estalone vs. His Arsenal.
09:04Well, I don't think they lied to anyone, that those movies don't exist.
09:07Well, there's no doubt that he's a specialist, because what an exaggerated fall he's made.
09:12Of course, he came here to see if he could get a job.
09:14And what you don't know is that we don't need specialists in this program.
09:18The fight between the blonde boat and Rocco, the impaler, is in full swing.
09:22It seems that the blonde bottle is giving him his thing.
09:25And pay attention, because he's gone crazy!
09:27After hitting his opponent, he hits someone who was passing by.
09:30This is Chinese pressing, gentlemen!
09:32And even though that girl finds it very funny, this test is nothing to be fooled about.
09:37Because this is the big chopstick.
09:40The contestant, who is very cautious, has measured the depth of the lake.
09:43And when he's finished pretending, he does this.
09:46Of course, the lake could have been dumped directly.
09:49Let him learn from this girl who goes straight to the point, who ignores preambles.
09:52Very good, or rather, very bad. I mean, very good that he didn't skip the hassle of preparations.
09:57But he did very badly.
09:58We told this contestant that he was going to leave here feet first.
10:02And he understood it differently and jumped in feet first.
10:06Well, he almost comes out feet first, excuse the redundancy.
10:09Look, another one that measures depth. They're a bit heavy today, aren't they?
10:12In this case it is justified, because the colleague does not know how to swim and is measuring her to see if she can stand.
10:18He's going to drown anyway.
10:18And the one who is a little angry is the toothpick, who is tired of always going into the water.
10:23That he also wants to take the test from time to time.
10:25And here he tried to escape, but he couldn't fly and fell back into the water.
10:29Minitakesi and Mario practice this summer's hottest dance.
10:33The colleague waves as if he were at the Olympic Games.
10:36And he lifts the stick as a famous athlete was seen lifting it.
10:42Well, I'd love to say he's had an Olympic-sized mess, but the bastard has passed the test.
10:46Hey, you bastard, those who pass the test can celebrate.
10:49Can you do something?
10:53And the next contestant is a girl who is...
10:56Come on, leave it, there's no time to comment on it, it's already fallen.
10:59But it's better if she tells us about it herself in the first person.
11:02I am a clothing designer, but I design original clothing and none of that nonsense that is fashionable now.
11:06By the way, Pepe, you look very good.
11:08It's clear you're up to date, champion.
11:11And do you have any models to show us?
11:13Well yes, look, I have this bag.
11:15You can put whatever you want in here, and when you come to compete for a good yellow card and fall into the water, well, it won't get wet.
11:20I had a sandwich and the Tampax.
11:22And now, look, they are perfectly dry.
11:25What a great idea, hey!
11:27I think this is going to become fashionable.
11:29If your eyes are dazzled by your friend's tracksuit, don't worry.
11:32We don't say this because it's very pretty.
11:35The sun's rays are reflected in it and it's a bit dazzling.
11:38There are contestants who do not have their sights set on the wrong direction.
11:43They simply have no point of view.
11:45This one, for example, almost comes out of the lake.
11:48And there is another type of contestant who has too much focus.
11:53A target so finely tuned that they even overshoot.
11:56Mini Takeshi orders us to repeat the best move of the chopstick.
11:59But this is the best.
12:02For me the best was the last contestant's.
12:05You know, everyone has their favorites.
12:07But they didn't hire her for her performance, but for this.
12:10From the look on his face afterwards.
12:18Oh!
12:19I'm the evil giant turtle!
12:21Hahaha!
12:24Here you go, turtle!
12:25The latest in special effects!
12:26Take it, kick it, slow leg, devilish turtle!
12:37There's an old Japanese saying that a family only stays together if the TV is on and they suffer an earthquake.
12:44And that's what this test is trying to show.
12:46The second, because we already know that the first is true.
12:49The earthquake has hit Yamamoto.
12:52And this family is the entire Cudeiro family.
12:56The Cudeiro family is a very close-knit family.
12:58And neither an earthquake, nor an alien invasion, nor a plague of locusts will be able to separate them.
13:04That this family is united, more so than the one from Little House on the Prairie.
13:07What am I saying?
13:08No, Cudeiro family!
13:09You can't fall now!
13:10You have to hold on!
13:11No, you killed the Cudeiro family!
13:13Well, actually the Cudeiros' youngest son has passed away.
13:16Ah, well then...
13:17No, you've killed almost the entire Cudeiro family!
13:20The following family has a peculiarity.
13:23It is a marriage of five people.
13:25But there are three uncles and two aunts.
13:27Well, all the better for them.
13:28The more they play.
13:29The truth is that, as can be seen, this multiple marriage has never really worked out.
13:34They finish first, as usually happens.
13:38And the two women, dejected by how short their husbands have lasted, also fall.
13:44And the marginal remains standing.
13:46If you had any doubts about who was left out in the distribution of couples, there you have the answer.
13:52And here comes a family that has a big problem.
13:54A rebellious son.
13:55It's not that he's being conflictive, or that he's stealing money, or anything like that.
13:59You dress very badly.
14:00And the family keeps telling him.
14:02But you dress so badly, people are going to make fun of you when you go out on the street.
14:05But the son passes away, and of course, the family suffers for him.
14:09Without going any further, I think everyone who sees a yellow wall has made fun of it.
14:13Well, the kid, despite all the cruel taunts, manages to resist and moves on to the next phase.
14:19How pretty you look!
14:20You look so cute!
14:21I'm serious, that wig makes you look very mature.
14:27Do you want to come with me to my caravan?
14:31You're a rascal, Pepe!
14:33Have you answered my question?
14:41You're into everything, aren't you?
14:44This family has constant fights over the remote control.
14:48That's the only thing they fight about, because in everything else they get along famously.
14:51But of course, there are some who like scientific documentaries, others prefer book programs.
14:58And a third option is to only watch Greek films in their original versions, of course.
15:02And they've decided that whoever passes the test will have control of the remote forever.
15:06And the woman who loves Greek cinema won.
15:09No! Oh my goodness, what a time they're going to have from now on!
15:12You're going to have a great time!
15:15And with the repetition of marriage, which was more than just liberal,
15:18We have reached the end of this test and to relax we are going to take a tour
15:22by other yellow comedy television programs.
15:26The fashion chain, listen!
15:29Hello! Takeshi is still missing.
15:32He took sick leave due to work-related stress, and I think he's screwed us, right here on the beach.
15:37The job of the yellow humor producer is simple.
15:40Spend little, fire people and occasionally go out as a sumo wrestler.
15:44Here we see him at a work meeting where they discuss the latest football match.
15:50This skull warns that no one should enter the cave.
15:52But the contestants don't care.
15:54Inside, the fearsome little volcano awaits them.
15:57A volcano that is small but powerful.
15:59We've reached the crazy frog!
16:01The contestants have to climb onto the crazy frog.
16:04and with a small ink gun they have to shoot down the pink bat.
16:07If they don't get it within a certain time,
16:09little volcano will unleash its fury upon her.
16:12This contestant is not exactly stupid.
16:14He wanted General Tani to give him a hand.
16:17Well, I hope you liked it, because now the suffering begins.
16:22The girl is so caught up in her own fear that she forgets she has to shoot with the gun.
16:27And all I can think about is, if the fall is too hard, maybe General Tani will come to help me.
16:32And then maybe he'll buy me a coffee.
16:34And then we could go to the movies.
16:37And since the fall isn't so serious, the general passes and in his place comes...
16:40Volcano!
16:42Let's see if we can put a little more effort into the costume.
16:44You can see the guy's legs.
16:46It's that between the Ultraman costume, the Devil Turtle costume and Vinita Kessi costume
16:50we've run out of budget for costumes.
16:52This looks like carnival.
16:53This girl deliberately threw herself away, as we've all seen, so that Tani could pick her up.
16:58And the general, although he can already see the contestants' true colors, can't help but help her up.
17:03That's what happens when you're a sexual myth, it's very demanding.
17:07She takes her time, though.
17:09And the rain begins.
17:11He leaves his finger on the trigger and thinks he's watering the garden.
17:14Tani says, if you stain my dress, you'll have to pay the dye bill, right, you bastard?
17:19Well, the contestant, except for the bat, has managed to get the whole set right.
17:24My goodness, they kicked Torito off TNT for less than this.
17:27Man, we don't kick anyone out here.
17:28We prefer that they leave.
17:31And if it's with broken bones, well, it's icing on the cake.
17:36Well, this one has been saved, but it takes the volcano's departure in the form of an ash bath.
17:40Of course!
17:41This girl has been rehearsing for this test by riding the wild bull at the festivals in her town, Burguillo de Osma.
17:48Yes, he actually tried it once. He lasted three seconds on the bull and took such a nasty fall that he almost dislocated everything.
17:54And he thought, he's already practicing enough, with this he'll surely pass the test.
17:58Well, as you can see, this girl's hard training has paid off. She lasted about six seconds.
18:03And pay attention to the next contestant, because he's a mix of Nacho Duato and Jackie Chan.
18:11Well, he's a karateka with the soul of a dancer and has extraordinary strength.
18:15It's a pity his IQ isn't that extraordinary.
18:19And if you don't believe me, look at the way he looks at the gun, he doesn't even know what it is.
18:24Once the test begins, our dancing karateka thinks.
18:27I'm going to do like in those cowboy movies where the hero would ride like that on the horse so the Indians wouldn't attack him.
18:33And he shot them with his revolver.
18:35Hey, dear dancing karateka, this is not a cowboy movie.
18:39And the only Indian here is you.
18:41And we have to tell you that with so much nonsense you have really upset us.
18:44So Volcanito is going to show you something bad.
18:49Hey, Volcanito, that's enough, stop.
18:52Come on, Volcanito, you're going to kill him.
18:57My goodness, why do we do it like this?
18:59This is a storyteller, as can be clearly seen in the repetition.
19:04And many people have asked us if there are cooking shows on Humor Amarillo Television.
19:09Well, we have to say yes.
19:11Hello, welcome to Pepe's kitchen.
19:13The dish we are going to prepare today is the special Pepe soup.
19:18It may look a little disgusting, but it's delicious.
19:20Mmm, how good it is.
19:27You can also make it at home.
19:29All you need is water and a piece of meat.
19:32And ready to serve.
19:33My goodness, what a dish.
19:36A thousand pieces, this is the ball you have to take.
19:39I have to say it every day, Joe.
19:42Welcome to the canyons of a mansion, pirates.
19:46Little pirates!
19:47Pirates!
19:47Hair puller!
19:50Yes, you saw it right.
19:52Pinky's two friends were carrying the multi-colored gay flag.
19:56And this pirate trio will be in charge of torpedoing the contestants in this test.
20:00We forced this henchman to demonstrate to us how not to pass the test.
20:06For example, that slow or not.
20:09It's a bore and we're bored.
20:11Come on, man, please move on!
20:12And you don't have to forget the golden ball.
20:15Like this guy did, he doesn't even know what that is.
20:18And don't throw yourself in without even getting hit by the ball, that looks ugly.
20:21Let's see if this contestant has learned from the henchman and doesn't repeat his mistakes.
20:27Well, start quickly.
20:28He shows promise.
20:30He has caught the golden ball well.
20:32It seems that the demonstration has served some purpose, imagine.
20:36And he gets hit by a ball all over the kennel.
20:42Perfect, he did everything perfectly.
20:44And the pirate trio has a good time.
20:46Pirate, how bad they are.
20:48This girl is a great dancer.
20:50When she comes on stage, her legs are magical.
20:53Their big problem is that the pirate trio knows the information.
20:55And they're going to try to end his career.
20:57Wow! There they are.
21:01Straight to the poor girl's legs.
21:04Of course, the dancer prefers to throw herself into the net rather than lose her precious legs.
21:09The pirate trio, apart from being evil, are envious.
21:12Because they can't dance like that, of course.
21:14This girl wears the initials ODP on her sweatshirt.
21:17Which correspond to the Organization for the Rights of Balls.
21:21This organization defends balls.
21:23Because she says they also suffer when they crash into the contestant.
21:27But what this one is realizing is that the one who's really having a hard time is the contestant.
21:33She and her organization want this test to be banned.
21:36If Nakazone cannons are banned, I almost see it as easier to try to ban atomic weapons.
21:43Well, we told him that if he passed the test, we would give him whatever he wanted.
21:47And what are promises for?
21:49Well, what's the point?
21:51To break them.
21:53Well, you'll see when we tell her we've tricked her.
21:56Wow, the poor thing is so happy, how could she suffer?
22:00His friends call this character Javi Gatillazo.
22:04I was going to ask you to explain the nickname to me, but better not, because we're on children's time.
22:08No, but if it can be explained, that's why.
22:10Because when he's about to get something, Misfire.
22:13And this contestant is a famous paparazzi who has in his possession very compromising images of some members of the yellow humor.
22:21For example, there are some photos from when Taquesi was a stripper, at bachelorette parties, that could end her career.
22:28Imagine what a tomato would give for those photos.
22:31There is also a video recorded in Palma de Mallorca, with a love scene between Tani and the lady.
22:36Tani and the lady?
22:37Wow, I never would have imagined it.
22:39Phew, I'd rather not imagine it.
22:42And what's more, he put a hidden camera on the pirate trio, who went together to Sitges last summer,
22:48and what he recorded, nobody knows, but it must be spectacular.
22:51My goodness, what would I record?
22:54Well, I don't know, but judging by the barrage of balls hitting him, they must be some pretty tough images.
23:00The pirate trio tries by all means to eliminate the paparazzi in order to hide these images.
23:05But what he doesn't know is that he has ordered that if anything happens to him, the images be released.
23:11Oh, look, like they do in the movies, sure, it's a good idea.
23:14By the way, the paparazzi is making it easy for them to end his life.
23:18Yes, that's enough, walking across the bridge again and again.
23:21The paparazzi are risk-takers, especially when they try to take pictures of Julián Muñoz, who has a very bad temper.
23:28By the way, the paparazzi came with his family to see his performance.
23:32You are already teaching your young children the art of taking photos on the sly.
23:37They are practicing in the women's changing rooms.
23:39His first photos have sold like hotcakes.
23:43Everything indicates that they will follow in daddy paparazzi's footsteps.
23:46And everything indicates that the guy will now manage to cross the bridge.
23:50My goodness, how tiresome.
23:51Now I understand why paparazzi are so disliked.
23:53They are very embers.
23:55And in the end he succeeded.
23:56Yes, celebrate it, son, you're worth it.
23:58How did you see your husband?
24:03I almost fell asleep.
24:05How annoying, huh?
24:06The pirate trio asked me to beat you until they gave me the photos.
24:10But seeing you here next to your family, I can't do it.
24:13Paparazzi has touched my heart.
24:15I'm afraid we'll never know what the pirate trio's photos showed.
24:19Maybe one day we'll know.
24:21Maybe.
24:22In a world dominated by crime, he is our only salvation.
24:25The Japanese commissioner.
24:26A series starring Tani, in the future known as General Tani.
24:31In today's episode, Tani kicks some kids for drinking in the street.
24:37Hello, little children.
24:38I'm already a television star.
24:40And what a star!
24:41Today we'll see if you're ready to be stars like me.
24:45I'll make you carry a giant microphone so you can see how heavy the weight of fame is.
24:50Fame costs money and this is where you're going to start paying.
24:52Pirates!
24:52Welcome to a special edition of Indiana Cudeiro and the Temple of Doom.
24:58Today, if the test weren't enough, we've brought in a giant microphone.
25:02A microphone that, as Pinky explained, symbolizes how difficult it is to achieve stardom on TV.
25:07Because what better exemplifies television than a microphone?
25:09Well, the microphone is also used in radio, right?
25:13And at press conferences, at concerts, at weddings to say hello.
25:17Well, that's it, the microphone is a universal symbol and that's it.
25:21This contestant wants to be a TV reporter, but not a normal one, right?
25:25He wants to be one of those funny guys that are all the rage these days, who asks a funny question and stares at the camera as if to say...
25:32What a funny question I've ever asked...
25:34But he doesn't have much spark.
25:37But that's all the same.
25:38They hire scriptwriters and write the questions, as they do on all programs.
25:42Yeah, but what happens is that when a giant rock falls on it, it collapses.
25:46And we can't fix that even with a good script.
25:48But Pepe can still give him some lessons.
25:51Well, he's a good teacher.
25:52The next contestant wants his own comedy show.
25:55The blow that was given was fake, to make us laugh.
25:59But all it has given us is pity.
26:01He who laughs at a program like Noche H, with many laughs.
26:05What I've found most funny about him so far is his uniform, which makes him look like he's dressed as a Knight of the Zodiac.
26:10But I think this guy has the same future in the world of comedy as Jaimito Borromeo.
26:15Things look very dark, I see.
26:16But let's give it a try, man.
26:18Don't be so suspicious, because it might turn out that the guy is now a great comedian.
26:22Well, look, that's what made me laugh, that he got stuck there.
26:28Minito, I bet you applaud him.
26:29Oh, I think they're going to get you a job in the end.
26:32And now we're going to read some of the emails we received at humoramarilloarroba4.com
26:37Today we're going to give ourselves an ego boost and only read messages from people who adore us.
26:42For example, Martín de Teruel wants to found a fan club for the Humor Amarillo commentators.
26:47That is, from us.
26:48But he has a problem, he doesn't know how to do it.
26:51Well, just like with boats, you take a bottle of champagne, break it, and the club is founded, Martín.
26:56Yasmina from Andorra says one of the two commentators has a very sexy voice, but she doesn't tell us who.
27:02Well, if you see us in person, Yasmina, you'd see how sexy, sexy, we're not exactly sexy, but we're really nice.
27:09And finally, Teresa de Cádiz says this is the best show on television, and those who say otherwise are wrong.
27:15Well, Teresa, you've gone too far, but they're telling the truth, come on.
27:18Oh, what a pleasure it is after reading these messages.
27:22We continue with the contestants who want to enter the world of television.
27:25This one's dream is to work at Humor Amarillo.
27:28He doesn't care what he does, producer, presenter, director, any position where he can get a lot of attention.
27:34And Mario has told him that if he passes the test, he'll be assigned somewhere, because he knows it's practically impossible for him to pass.
27:41But the boy, driven by his dream of working alongside Pinky Winky, is pulling himself up and is about to achieve it.
27:49And when he gets it, Mario thinks, damn it, what do I do with this now?
27:54Well, to the medical assistance department, where they are overwhelmed.
27:57And this last contestant wants to have his own series and would like it to be Genesis-style, with lots of mystery and lots of action.
28:04Pinky servers don't like people who want their own series, because they also want their own series.
28:11So they push him out of the gaps into life.
28:13It's just that everyone thinks they can appear in a TV series without being an actor, like Lorena Verdun.
28:18Everyone thinks they can be on TV.
28:20And the truth is that it can, because if we have achieved it...
28:23The one who didn't make it is this chicken.
28:25Come on, what do you ask for?
28:26Hey, you, they told me you know how to imitate Pepe Livingston, you little rascal, is that true?
28:31Well, come on, you have five seconds to prove it.
28:34Go ahead, champion.
28:35Hello, I'm Pepe Livingston, and this is yellow humor.
28:38Do you want to come to my caravan?
28:39You're so sad, kid.
28:42Oh, oh, oh!
28:44What a stomach ache I have!
28:45I think the special Pepe soup didn't agree with me.
28:49I left the toilet clogged.
28:50Look how swollen my belly is.
28:52And even with my carbonate it doesn't go away, listen.
28:54If you made this dish at home, I'm sorry.
28:57But it's not my fault what's happening to you now.
28:59I'm doing it again and there's no toilet paper left.
29:02Let's see what I do now.
29:03There, I'll use Paco's wig, which is very soft.
29:06Here I go.
29:06And let's review the best moments of today's show.
29:12The karate dancer left us a great example of his talent.
29:16And we, being very grateful, gave him in return a bath of something that we don't know exactly what it is, but that almost drowned him.
29:26We almost didn't drown him.
29:29We also saw how a comedian was on the verge of having his own comedy show.
29:33Although we had a good laugh with him, to be honest.
29:36And the best shot of the day was, without a doubt, this one.
29:43The entire team bids farewell to the Humor Amarillo Television channel, which is ending its broadcasts now, with a standing ovation.
29:49So it's already closing.
29:50Well, it wasn't bad while it lasted.
29:52Or as they say in Japanese, I've already missed the second episode of the Japanese commissioner.
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